Robotech Blooper Reels

[thorr-kan]

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:
Gen. Edwards (GE), sipping coffee: "So, in every reality you've encountered me in, I'm a complete s#!+?"
Multiversal REF Cmdr. Adm. Lisa Hayes (MRCALH): "Yes. Everywhere, everywhen."
GE, looking back and forth between MRCALH and Multiversal REF Vice Adm. Rick Hunter (MRVARH): "I find that hard to believe..."
MRVARH, face hardening: "Really?"
GE: "Yes! Look, Hunter, you chose me to be the REF envoy to the Invid Regent. We wanted a peace treaty!"
MRVARH: "And where you successful?"
GE, angrily: "No! But the cease-fire has held for more than a decade."
MRCALH: "What about your plans to conquer Earth?"
GE: "WHAT PLANS!? *You* chose *me* to command the task force to recon Earth after the Regis arrived! *You* approved my OpsPlan! Hell, I chose Vince Grant as my flag captain at your suggestion! We linked up with Rolf and Anotoli. They had the Masters contained, and we got them off-planet. The truce with the Regis is holding; she and the Regent are bickering like an old married couple. The Reclamation Mission WORKED!!"
MRCALH, looking at MRVARH uneasily: "I think...I think we should check and see if we've gotten a shipment of snowballs recently, dear."
MRVARH, nodding to MRCALH: "Hell may indeed have frozen over. We've discovered the universe where Earth *won.*"

WHAT IF...all the Commanders in Robotech were actually professionals and could actually communicate like real adults?!

[Alpha 11]

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:
Gen. Edwards (GE), sipping coffee: "So, in every reality you've encountered me in, I'm a complete s#!+?"
Multiversal REF Cmdr. Adm. Lisa Hayes (MRCALH): "Yes. Everywhere, everywhen."
GE, looking back and forth between MRCALH and Multiversal REF Vice Adm. Rick Hunter (MRVARH): "I find that hard to believe..."
MRVARH, face hardening: "Really?"
GE: "Yes! Look, Hunter, you chose me to be the REF envoy to the Invid Regent. We wanted a peace treaty!"
MRVARH: "And where you successful?"
GE, angrily: "No! But the cease-fire has held for more than a decade."
MRCALH: "What about your plans to conquer Earth?"
GE: "WHAT PLANS!? *You* chose *me* to command the task force to recon Earth after the Regis arrived! *You* approved my OpsPlan! Hell, I chose Vince Grant as my flag captain at your suggestion! We linked up with Rolf and Anotoli. They had the Masters contained, and we got them off-planet. The truce with the Regis is holding; she and the Regent are bickering like and old married couple. The Reclamation Mission WORKED!!"
MRCALH, looking at MRVARH uneasily: "I think...I think we should check and see if we've gotten a shipment of snowballs recently, dear."
MRVARH, nodding to MRCALH: "Hell may indeed frozen over. We've discovered the universe where Earth *won.*"

WHAT IF...all the Commanders in Robotech were actually professionals and could actually communicate like real adults?!

Yes, Hell has frozen over to them to have found a nice Edwards. AND that he helped save the Earth and not try to take it over.

[Arnie100]

Edwards: (Suddenly waking up): "NNNNNOOOO!!! It was only a dream!"

[SRoss]

Edwards: (Suddenly waking up): "NNNNNOOOO!!! It was only a dream!"

"Damn it! Now I'm going to miss the Praxians and the Female Zentraedi curling on the 9[sup]th[/sup] level."

[thorr-kan]

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:
General Edwards (GE), putting down his coffee: "Well, I think we can come to an...understanding."
Lisa Hayes (LH) and Rick Hunter (RH) , looking at each other, telepathically communicating: "And now the weasel shows his true colors!"
GE, smiling nastily: "You'll have to get the approval of President Lang and Prime Minister Rem of the Sentinel Alliance, though. *I'm* not authorized to make treaties with extradimensional entities."
GE, moving to intercom: "Security to General Edwards quarters. I need a tac team with in Dress Whites for Diplomatic Honor Guard duty. We have a First Contact situation here."
GE, switching to All Call: "All Hands, this is General Edwards. We have a First Contact situation in progress. Our guests are humanoid and may look familiar, but they're new to the neighborhood. Contain your curiosity for now.
"Captain Grant, please join me on the bridge. Helm, prepare for best speed to Tirol, at Captain Grant's discretion.
"Maintain Condition Yellow, and we'll get a briefing pulled together shortly. Do me proud, Ghost Squadron. Edwards, clear."
GE, turning back to his guests: "Shall we adjourn to the bridge and start getting your diplomatic credentials in order?"

(Sorry, no dream. Just one little, low probability strand of the multiverse traveling off by itself.)

[SailorCallie]

Edwards: (Suddenly waking up): "NNNNNOOOO!!! It was only a dream!"

The last, pleasant dream that you will EVER have.

[taalismn]

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:
Gen. Edwards (GE), sipping coffee: "So, in every reality you've encountered me in, I'm a complete s#!+?"
Multiversal REF Cmdr. Adm. Lisa Hayes (MRCALH): "Yes. Everywhere, everywhen."
GE, looking back and forth between MRCALH and Multiversal REF Vice Adm. Rick Hunter (MRVARH): "I find that hard to believe..."
MRVARH, face hardening: "Really?"
GE: "Yes! Look, Hunter, you chose me to be the REF envoy to the Invid Regent. We wanted a peace treaty!"
MRVARH: "And where you successful?"
GE, angrily: "No! But the cease-fire has held for more than a decade."
MRCALH: "What about your plans to conquer Earth?"
GE: "WHAT PLANS!? *You* chose *me* to command the task force to recon Earth after the Regis arrived! *You* approved my OpsPlan! Hell, I chose Vince Grant as my flag captain at your suggestion! We linked up with Rolf and Anotoli. They had the Masters contained, and we got them off-planet. The truce with the Regis is holding; she and the Regent are bickering like and old married couple. The Reclamation Mission WORKED!!"
MRCALH, looking at MRVARH uneasily: "I think...I think we should check and see if we've gotten a shipment of snowballs recently, dear."
MRVARH, nodding to MRCALH: "Hell may indeed frozen over. We've discovered the universe where Earth *won.*"

WHAT IF...all the Commanders in Robotech were actually professionals and could actually communicate like real adults?!

Excellent work...I'd post it over in the Crossovers thread where we deal with alternate universes, just for proper coverage .
This is Bloopers, however much it DOES bleed over, and the emphasis is on FUNNY(although, don't get me wrong, that last couple of lines definitely qualify for 'In-Joke of the Year'.

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: (Suddenly waking up): "NNNNNOOOO!!! It was only a dream!"

Edwards: (Suddenly waking up): "NNNNNOOOO!!! It was only a dream!"

"Damn it! Now I'm going to miss the Praxians and the Female Zentraedi curling on the 9[sup]th[/sup] level."

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:
General Edwards (GE), putting down his coffee: "Well, I think we can come to an...understanding."
Lisa Hayes (LH) and Rick Hunter (RH) , looking at each other, telepathically communicating: "And now the weasel shows his true colors!"
GE, smiling nastily: "You'll have to get the approval of President Lang and Prime Minister Rem of the Sentinel Alliance, though. *I'm* not authorized to make treaties with extradimensional entities."
GE, moving to intercom: "Security to General Edwards quarters. I need a tac team with in Dress Whites for Diplomatic Honor Guard duty. We have a First Contact situation here."
GE, switching to All Call: "All Hands, this is General Edwards. We have a First Contact situation in progress. Our guests are humanoid and may look familiar, but they're new to the neighborhood. Contain your curiosity for now.
"Captain Grant, please join me on the bridge. Helm, prepare for best speed to Tirol, at Captain Grant's discretion.
"Maintain Condition Yellow, and we'll get a briefing pulled together shortly. Do me proud, Ghost Squadron. Edwards, clear."
GE, turning back to his guests: "Shall we adjourn to the bridge and start getting your diplomatic credentials in order?"

(Sorry, no dream. Just one little, low probability strand of the multiverse traveling off by itself.)

Well, anything is possible in the multiverse. Like, there could be a Coaltion out there that likes D-Bees.

Edwards: (Suddenly waking up): "NNNNNOOOO!!! It was only a dream!"

The last, pleasant dream that you will EVER have.

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:
Gen. Edwards (GE), sipping coffee: "So, in every reality you've encountered me in, I'm a complete s#!+?"
Multiversal REF Cmdr. Adm. Lisa Hayes (MRCALH): "Yes. Everywhere, everywhen."
GE, looking back and forth between MRCALH and Multiversal REF Vice Adm. Rick Hunter (MRVARH): "I find that hard to believe..."
MRVARH, face hardening: "Really?"
GE: "Yes! Look, Hunter, you chose me to be the REF envoy to the Invid Regent. We wanted a peace treaty!"
MRVARH: "And where you successful?"
GE, angrily: "No! But the cease-fire has held for more than a decade."
MRCALH: "What about your plans to conquer Earth?"
GE: "WHAT PLANS!? *You* chose *me* to command the task force to recon Earth after the Regis arrived! *You* approved my OpsPlan! Hell, I chose Vince Grant as my flag captain at your suggestion! We linked up with Rolf and Anotoli. They had the Masters contained, and we got them off-planet. The truce with the Regis is holding; she and the Regent are bickering like and old married couple. The Reclamation Mission WORKED!!"
MRCALH, looking at MRVARH uneasily: "I think...I think we should check and see if we've gotten a shipment of snowballs recently, dear."
MRVARH, nodding to MRCALH: "Hell may indeed frozen over. We've discovered the universe where Earth *won.*"

WHAT IF...all the Commanders in Robotech were actually professionals and could actually communicate like real adults?!

Excellent work...I'd post it over in the Crossovers thread where we deal with alternate universes, just for proper coverage .
This is Bloopers, however much it DOES bleed over, and the emphasis is on FUNNY(although, don't get me wrong, that last couple of lines definitely qualify for 'In-Joke of the Year'.

[thorr-kan]

Excellent work...I'd post it over in the Crossovers thread where we deal with alternate universes, just for proper coverage .
This is Bloopers, however much it DOES bleed over, and the emphasis is on FUNNY(although, don't get me wrong, that last couple of lines definitely qualify for 'In-Joke of the Year'.

Sane, friendly Edwards *is* the joke.

Though I don't think this reality is going to want anything to do with the rest of the universe. "No, no, we're all fine here. How're you?"

[taalismn]

Excellent work...I'd post it over in the Crossovers thread where we deal with alternate universes, just for proper coverage .
This is Bloopers, however much it DOES bleed over, and the emphasis is on FUNNY(although, don't get me wrong, that last couple of lines definitely qualify for 'In-Joke of the Year'.

Sane, friendly Edwards *is* the joke.

Though I don't think this reality is going to want anything to do with the rest of the universe. "No, no, we're all fine here. How're you?"

Exactly.

Though I've always wondered, if Rick and Lisa HAD rescued Edwards from the Grand Cannon, whether or not they would be better off...An overly grateful Edwards could be, his own way, even more dangerous to their sanity than vengeful Edwards was to their lives.

"Edwards, don't get me wrong...I know Senator Bono was being an obstructionist arse on the Tirol Expedition plans, but...you didn't have anything to do with his ...ah...'accident'?"
"Who, me?"

[thorr-kan]

Though I've always wondered, if Rick and Lisa HAD rescued Edwards from the Grand Cannon, whether or not they would be better off...An overly grateful Edwards could be, his own way, even more dangerous to their sanity than vengeful Edwards was to their lives.

Man, you got that right.

"Edwards?"
"Yes, Admiral?"
"You're being...helpy again."
"Blast! Sorry, Sir. I'm new to this whole "helpful" thing, and it takes some practice."
"Right...better luck next time, General."
"Yes, Sir. Thank you, Sir."

(For those who aren't parents, "helpy" is defined as the assistance rendered by your 2-year-old in preparing dinner. On a deadline. For your mother-in-law.)

[taalismn]

"You can quit washing my jeep, Edwards; you're down to the bare metal."

"For crying out-! Edwards, I CAN DRESS MYSELF!!!"

"Edwards, I can undress my own wife by myself, thank you."

"I was going to complain to the neighbor about his barking dog, not shoot him. And by that I mean the neighbor, not just the dog."

[thorr-kan]

"You can quit washing my jeep, Edwards; you're down to the bare metal."

"For crying out-! Edwards, I CAN DRESS MYSELF!!!"

"Edwards, I can undress my own wife by myself, thank you."

"I was going to complain to the neighbor about his barking dog, not shoot him. And by that I mean the neighbor, not just the dog."

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:
General Edwards, wincing: "Ever since we made that First Contact, I've been having these *headaches*..."

[taalismn]

[
Meanwhile, on Earth666:
General Edwards, wincing: "Ever since we made that First Contact, I've been having these *headaches*..."

"AAVRAS-Acute Avatar Violent Resonance Anguish Syndrome; the associated pain that comes of instinctually knowing that somewhere in space/time, somebody looking almost exactly like you in physical regards has just done something boneheaded that you'd NEVER do."

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I'm actually a good guy?! And Minmei loves me?!"

Minmei: "In your dreams, nutjob."

[thorr-kan]

Edwards: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I'm actually a good guy?! And Minmei loves me?!"

Minmei: "In your dreams, nutjob."

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:

General Edwards: "Minmei? Helluva singer. Morale always improves after one of her USO visits. My kid on Mars worships her; wants to be rock star when he grows up. Why do you ask, Ambassador?"
Ambassador Lisa Hayes: "Oh, no reason..."
Admiral Rick Hunter, silently pumping his fist, and mouthing "YESYESYES!"
GE, eyeballing ARH: "Is he OK?"

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I have a boyfriend AND I'm adored by millions AND have more number one hits then any other singer?! Where is this place and how do I get to it?!"

[SailorCallie]

Minmei: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I have a boyfriend AND I'm adored by millions AND have more number one hits then any other singer?! Where is this place and how do I get to it?!"

Fantasy Island.

[taalismn]

Minmei: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I have a boyfriend AND I'm adored by millions AND have more number one hits then any other singer?! Where is this place and how do I get to it?!"

Fantasy Island.

"The Veritech! The Veri- wait, that doesn't sound as good as the old line, Boss."

[Alpha 11]

Excellent work...I'd post it over in the Crossovers thread where we deal with alternate universes, just for proper coverage .
This is Bloopers, however much it DOES bleed over, and the emphasis is on FUNNY(although, don't get me wrong, that last couple of lines definitely qualify for 'In-Joke of the Year'.

Sane, friendly Edwards *is* the joke.

Though I don't think this reality is going to want anything to do with the rest of the universe. "No, no, we're all fine here. How're you?"

Excellent work...I'd post it over in the Crossovers thread where we deal with alternate universes, just for proper coverage .
This is Bloopers, however much it DOES bleed over, and the emphasis is on FUNNY(although, don't get me wrong, that last couple of lines definitely qualify for 'In-Joke of the Year'.

Sane, friendly Edwards *is* the joke.

Though I don't think this reality is going to want anything to do with the rest of the universe. "No, no, we're all fine here. How're you?"

Exactly.

Though I've always wondered, if Rick and Lisa HAD rescued Edwards from the Grand Cannon, whether or not they would be better off...An overly grateful Edwards could be, his own way, even more dangerous to their sanity than vengeful Edwards was to their lives.

"Edwards, don't get me wrong...I know Senator Bono was being an obstructionist arse on the Tirol Expedition plans, but...you didn't have anything to do with his ...ah...'accident'?"
"Who, me?"

Though I've always wondered, if Rick and Lisa HAD rescued Edwards from the Grand Cannon, whether or not they would be better off...An overly grateful Edwards could be, his own way, even more dangerous to their sanity than vengeful Edwards was to their lives.

Man, you got that right.

"Edwards?"
"Yes, Admiral?"
"You're being...helpy again."
"Blast! Sorry, Sir. I'm new to this whole "helpful" thing, and it takes some practice."
"Right...better luck next time, General."
"Yes, Sir. Thank you, Sir."

(For those who aren't parents, "helpy" is defined as the assistance rendered by your 2-year-old in preparing dinner. On a deadline. For you mother-in-law.)

"You can quit washing my jeep, Edwards; you're down to the bare metal."

"For crying out-! Edwards, I CAN DRESS MYSELF!!!"

"Edwards, I can undress my own wife by myself, thank you."

"I was going to complain to the neighbor about his barking dog, not shoot him. And by that I mean the neighbor, not just the dog."

"You can quit washing my jeep, Edwards; you're down to the bare metal."

"For crying out-! Edwards, I CAN DRESS MYSELF!!!"

"Edwards, I can undress my own wife by myself, thank you."

"I was going to complain to the neighbor about his barking dog, not shoot him. And by that I mean the neighbor, not just the dog."

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:
General Edwards, wincing: "Ever since we made that First Contact, I've been having these *headaches*..."

[
Meanwhile, on Earth666:
General Edwards, wincing: "Ever since we made that First Contact, I've been having these *headaches*..."

"AAVRAS-Acute Avatar Violent Resonance Anguish Syndrome; the associated pain that comes of instinctually knowing that somewhere in space/time, somebody looking almost exactly like you in physical regards has just done something boneheaded that you'd NEVER do."

Edwards: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I'm actually a good guy?! And Minmei loves me?!"

Minmei: "In your dreams, nutjob."

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I'm actually a good guy?! And Minmei loves me?!"

Minmei: "In your dreams, nutjob."

Meanwhile, on Earth 666:

General Edwards: "Minmei? Helluva singer. Morale always improves after one of her USO visits. My kid on Mars worships her; wants to be rock star when he grows up. Why do you ask, Ambassador?"
Ambassador Lisa Hayes: "Oh, no reason..."
Admiral Rick Hunter, silently pumping his fist, and mouthing "YESYESYES!"
GE, eyeballing ARH: "Is he OK?"

Minmei: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I have a boyfriend AND I'm adored by millions AND have more number one hits then any other singer?! Where is this place and how do I get to it?!"

Minmei: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I have a boyfriend AND I'm adored by millions AND have more number one hits then any other singer?! Where is this place and how do I get to it?!"

Fantasy Island.

Minmei: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I have a boyfriend AND I'm adored by millions AND have more number one hits then any other singer?! Where is this place and how do I get to it?!"

Fantasy Island.

"The Veritech! The Veri- wait, that doesn't sound as good as the old line, Boss."

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I have a boyfriend AND I'm adored by millions AND have more number one hits then any other singer?! Where is this place and how do I get to it?!"

Fantasy Island.

"The Veritech! The Veri- wait, that doesn't sound as good as the old line, Boss."

Mr. Roarke: "With all these wierdos coming to my island Tattoo, perhaps we should close the island and retire, yes?"

Tattoo: "Not yet, Boss..."

(Later...)

Minmei: "I get to meet my new boyfriend! (Opens the door) Y OU'RE my new boyfrjend?!"

Tattoo: "Dat's right, baby!"

Minmei: "Who writes these thinge?!"

[SRoss]

Though I've always wondered, if Rick and Lisa HAD rescued Edwards from the Grand Cannon, whether or not they would be better off...An overly grateful Edwards could be, his own way, even more dangerous to their sanity than vengeful Edwards was to their lives.

Man, you got that right.

"Edwards?"
"Yes, Admiral?"
"You're being...helpy again."
"Blast! Sorry, Sir. I'm new to this whole "helpful" thing, and it takes some practice."
"Right...better luck next time, General."
"Yes, Sir. Thank you, Sir."

(For those who aren't parents, "helpy" is defined as the assistance rendered by your 2-year-old in preparing dinner. On a deadline. For you mother-in-law.)

My God! He's become Arnold Rimmer!!!

[taalismn]

The perils of mail-order bridegrooms...

[SRoss]

The Doorbell rings...

Minmei: (Finishing up burying Tatoo ... alive) "At last! My real boyfriend is here!!!"

She opens the door, and a hairy arm reaches in, pulls her close and kisses her full on the lips.

"OOOK!"

Minmei: "Someone's gona pay for this..."

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "Wait...you mean, in another universe I have a boyfriend AND I'm adored by millions AND have more number one hits then any other singer?! Where is this place and how do I get to it?!"

Fantasy Island.

"The Veritech! The Veri- wait, that doesn't sound as good as the old line, Boss."

Mr. Roarke: "With all these wierdos coming to my island Tattoo, perhaps we should close the island and retire, yes?"

Tattoo: "Not yet, Boss..."

(Later...)

Minmei: "I get to meet my new boyfriend! (Opens the door) Y OU'RE my new boyfrjend?!"

Tattoo: "Dat's right, baby!"

Minmei: "Who writes these thinge?!"

Though I've always wondered, if Rick and Lisa HAD rescued Edwards from the Grand Cannon, whether or not they would be better off...An overly grateful Edwards could be, his own way, even more dangerous to their sanity than vengeful Edwards was to their lives.

Man, you got that right.

"Edwards?"
"Yes, Admiral?"
"You're being...helpy again."
"Blast! Sorry, Sir. I'm new to this whole "helpful" thing, and it takes some practice."
"Right...better luck next time, General."
"Yes, Sir. Thank you, Sir."

(For those who aren't parents, "helpy" is defined as the assistance rendered by your 2-year-old in preparing dinner. On a deadline. For you mother-in-law.)

My God! He's become Arnold Rimmer!!!

The perils of mail-order bridegrooms...

The Doorbell rings...

Minmei: (Finishing up burying Tatoo ... alive) "At last! My real boyfriend is here!!!"

She opens the door, and a hairy arm reaches in, pulls her close and kisses her full on the lips.

"OOOK!"

Minmei: "Someone's gona pay for this..."

[Arnie100]

The Doorbell rings...

Minmei: (Finishing up burying Tatoo ... alive) "At last! My real boyfriend is here!!!"

She opens the door, and a hairy arm reaches in, pulls her close and kisses her full on the lips.

"OOOK!"

Minmei: "Someone's gona pay for this..."

Meanwhile...Lisa slips Arnie100 and SRoss a couple of cases filled with money and hi-fives each of them...

[taalismn]

Not so fast! If she's into short hairy men, she might pass you up for the Librarian of Unseen University...better social status and a steady paycheck there...

[Chronicler]

Meanwhile on the SDF-1's mess hall...

Max: *Sigh*
Rick: What's troubling you Max?
Max: You know I'm one of the top pilots here, right?
Rick: That's undisputed. Hell you even beat Roy in kills.
Max: And you know that I always go to the arcade and play those VF sim's.
Rick: You always beat the machine and players that challenge in those every time.
Max: .....
Rick: Someone actually beat you?
Max: Yeah, and guess who it is.
Rick: Miriya?
Max: No, still 25-0 for her.
Rick: ... Did a kid beat you?
Max: Minmei's cousin Jason.
Rick: Huh, you're taking this pretty hard aren't you?
Max: Beat me in one min. flat. In all my time playing that game or flying I have NEVER seen anyone pull off those moves the way he did.
Rick: All this over a game?
Max: Oh it's no game, the arcade manager actually got real flight sims from the military. No this is the real deal here.
Rick: ...I find that hard to believe.
Max: Go see for yourself. He's still there kicking the boys in wolf squadron right now.

30 min. later....

Rick: Good god that kid's taking no prisoners.
Max: I know, Right?
Jason: Next!

[taalismn]

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada."

[SRoss]

Not so fast! If she's into short hairy men, she might pass you up for the Librarian of Unseen University...better social status and a steady paycheck there...

"Let's look at her track record ... Lynn Kyle, nope! Johnathan Wolf, nope! T.R. Edwards, nope! Rick Hunter ... Ok there's the short part at least, could be a problem."

"Of course, I didn't want her, that's why I sent her Clyde."

[SRoss]

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada."

Nova: "Alright Centauri! Up against the wall! We have laws about recruiting child soldiers!"

GMP Trooper: "We do!?!"

[Arnie100]

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada."

Nova: "Alright Centauri! Up against the wall! We have laws about recruiting child soldiers!"

GMP Trooper: "We do!?!"

Centauri: "But...but...I'm just servicing a game! It's not what you think!"

Nova: "Trooper! Time for a full cavity search!"

Trooper and Centauri:

[taalismn]

General Edwards:(looking at screen) "Hard to believe that's me..."
Sammy: "Not really."
Canon Edwards:(on screen)"...because of you, Hunter, I've seen HELL!!! I'll NEVER FORGIVE YOU, I'LL(sizzle)--oh he-"#BLAM#
GE: "He exploded?"
Sammy: "Spontaneous combustion. His aftershave is nitroglycerine-based and reacts badly to heated diatribes."
GE: "Is he available for birthday parties?"
Sammy: "Weddings, too. The fireworks are especially pretty of he's gotten some hard liquor in him first."
GE: "Bar mitzvahs?"
Sammy: "Name the place and time."
GE: "Good; there's a couple of hardasses on Earth we're still negotiating with who'd like to see me burn in effigy. That might make for an amusing icebreaker to smooth things over with them."

[SRoss]

"God, if she wasn't taken I'D marry her..."

[Alpha 11]

The Doorbell rings...

Minmei: (Finishing up burying Tatoo ... alive) "At last! My real boyfriend is here!!!"

She opens the door, and a hairy arm reaches in, pulls her close and kisses her full on the lips.

"OOOK!"

Minmei: "Someone's gona pay for this..."

Meanwhile...Lisa slips Arnie100 and SRoss a couple of cases filled with money and hi-fives each of them...

Not so fast! If she's into short hairy men, she might pass you up for the Librarian of Unseen University...better social status and a steady paycheck there...

Meanwhile on the SDF-1's mess hall...

Max: *Sigh*
Rick: What's troubling you Max?
Max: You know I'm one of the top pilots here, right?
Rick: That's undisputed. Hell you even beat Roy in kills.
Max: And you know that I always go to the arcade and play those VF sim's.
Rick: You always beat the machine and players that challenge in those every time.
Max: .....
Rick: Someone actually beat you?
Max: Yeah, and guess who it is.
Rick: Miriya?
Max: No, still 25-0 for her.
Rick: ... Did a kid beat you?
Max: Minmei's cousin Jason.
Rick: Huh, you're taking this pretty hard aren't you?
Max: Beat me in one min. flat. In all my time playing that game or flying I have NEVER seen anyone pull off those moves the way he did.
Rick: All this over a game?
Max: Oh it's no game, the arcade manager actually got real flight sims from the military. No this is the real deal here.
Rick: ...I find that hard to believe.
Max: Go see for yourself. He's still there kicking the boys in wolf squadron right now.

30 min. later....

Rick: Good god that kid's taking no prisoners.
Max: I know, Right?
Jason: Next!

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada."

I remember that one. Liked the fighter.

Not so fast! If she's into short hairy men, she might pass you up for the Librarian of Unseen University...better social status and a steady paycheck there...

"Let's look at her track record ... Lynn Kyle, nope! Johnathan Wolf, nope! T.R. Edwards, nope! Rick Hunter ... Ok there's the short part at least, could be a problem."

"Of course, I didn't want her, that's why I sent her Clyde."

[Alpha 11]

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada."

Nova: "Alright Centauri! Up against the wall! We have laws about recruiting child soldiers!"

GMP Trooper: "We do!?!"

That seems to be a recurring theme in anime.

"Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan armada."

Nova: "Alright Centauri! Up against the wall! We have laws about recruiting child soldiers!"

GMP Trooper: "We do!?!"

Centauri: "But...but...I'm just servicing a game! It's not what you think!"

Nova: "Trooper! Time for a full cavity search!"

Trooper and Centauri:

General Edwards:(looking at screen) "Hard to believe that's me..."
Sammy: "Not really."
Canon Edwards:(on screen)"...because of you, Hunter, I've seen HELL!!! I'll NEVER FORGIVE YOU, I'LL(sizzle)--oh he-"#BLAM#
GE: "He exploded?"
Sammy: "Spontaneous combustion. His aftershave is nitroglycerine-based and reacts badly to heated diatribes."
GE: "Is he available for birthday parties?"
Sammy: "Weddings, too. The fireworks are especially pretty of he's gotten some hard liquor in him first."
GE: "Bar mitzvahs?"
Sammy: "Name the place and time."
GE: "Good; there's a couple of hardasses on Earth we're still negotiating with who'd like to see me burn in effigy. That might make for an amusing icebreaker to smooth things over with them."

"God, if she wasn't taken I'D marry her..."

[taalismn]

"God, if she wasn't taken I'D marry her..."

I presume you're talking about Sammy? Yeah, Khyron hears that a lot. He's cool enough to take it in stride, but he also makes sure the home security system is armed at night when they turn in.

[Alpha 11]

"God, if she wasn't taken I'D marry her..."

I presume you're talking about Sammy? Yeah, Khyton hears that a lot. He's cool enough to take it in stride, but he also makes sure the home security system is armed at night when they turn in.

Sammy is cool and all, but I would still have to go with Kim.

[taalismn]

Rand: "...so things have improved for me since I got a stunt double and I'm no longer being set on fire all the time."
Jack Baker: "...It's an issue with you? How do you know you're got her attention if she's not trying to set you on fire?"
Rand: "Excuse me?"
Jack: "Whenever Karen's feeling randy, she tries to set me on fire. Let's me know she's feeling hot and bothered!"
Rand: "....Is Scott the only one among you spacemen who is not psychologically disturbed?"

[Alpha 11]

Rand: "...so things have improved for me since I got a stunt double and I'm no longer being set on fire all the time."
Jack Baker: "...It's an issue with you? How do you know you're got her attention if she's not trying to set you on fire?"
Rand: "Excuse me?"
Jack: "Whenever Karen's feeling randy, she tries to set me on fire. Let's me know she's feeling hot and bothered!"
Rand: "....Is Scott the only one among you spacemen who is not psychologically disturbed?"

[taalismn]

TWANG!
Max Sterling: "Oh, a thrown knife, just inches from my head! Must be tuesday! What are you in the mind for, honey?"
Miriya Sterling: "Cosplay. I'm thinking 'Sailor Pluto versus the Ravaging Strength-Draining Male Youma'."
Max: "I'll get the costume."
Somewhere in another universe several former Guardians of the Time Gate cried out in acute anguish and tried with renewed vigor to bite through the straps of their straitjackets.

[SRoss]

GMP Guard #1: "We gotta ask..."

GMP Guard #2: "How do you Fourth Wall guys keep sane with all the dimensional travel?"

SRoss: "Liquor!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LIQUOR!!!"

[Arnie100]

GMP Guard #1: "We gotta ask..."

GMP Guard #2: "How do you Fourth Wall guys keep sane with all the dimensional travel?"

SRoss: "Liquor!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LIQUOR!!!"

Arnie100: "And pizza..."

[taalismn]

"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

[Alpha 11]

TWANG!
Max Sterling: "Oh, a thrown knife, just inches from my head! Must be tuesday! What are you in the mind for, honey?"
Miriya Sterling: "Cosplay. I'm thinking 'Sailor Pluto versus the Ravaging Strength-Draining Male Youma'."
Max: "I'll get the costume."
Somewhere in another universe several former Guardians of the Time Gate cried out in acute anguish and tried with renewed vigor to bite through the straps of their straitjackets.

That was a good one.

GMP Guard #1: "We gotta ask..."

GMP Guard #2: "How do you Fourth Wall guys keep sane with all the dimensional travel?"

SRoss: "Liquor!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LIQUOR!!!"

Don't drink, and it don't really bother me. (head twitches as I say this. )

GMP Guard #1: "We gotta ask..."

GMP Guard #2: "How do you Fourth Wall guys keep sane with all the dimensional travel?"

SRoss: "Liquor!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF LIQUOR!!!"

Arnie100: "And pizza..."

And popcorn.

"I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

[taalismn]

TWANG!
Max Sterling: "Oh, a thrown knife, just inches from my head! Must be tuesday! What are you in the mind for, honey?"
Miriya Sterling: "Cosplay. I'm thinking 'Sailor Pluto versus the Ravaging Strength-Draining Male Youma'."
Max: "I'll get the costume."
Somewhere in another universe several former Guardians of the Time Gate cried out in acute anguish and tried with renewed vigor to bite through the straps of their straitjackets.

That was a good one.:

Doesn't even have to dye her hair or go with a wig.

Sailor(s) Pluto: "UUUGGGHHHHH!!!"

[Alpha 11]

TWANG!
Max Sterling: "Oh, a thrown knife, just inches from my head! Must be tuesday! What are you in the mind for, honey?"
Miriya Sterling: "Cosplay. I'm thinking 'Sailor Pluto versus the Ravaging Strength-Draining Male Youma'."
Max: "I'll get the costume."
Somewhere in another universe several former Guardians of the Time Gate cried out in acute anguish and tried with renewed vigor to bite through the straps of their straitjackets.

That was a good one.:

Doesn't even have to dye her hair or go with a wig.

Sailor(s) Pluto: "UUUGGGHHHHH!!!"

[SRoss]

Several desperate individuals open a heavily secured door, enter and close it behind them.

SRoss: "We'll just hide here until the heat dies down."

Sailor(s) Pluto: "YOU!!!"

Fourth Wall Gang: " "

The camera pulls back to the sound of rumbling, crashing and screams, as the Sailor(s) Pluto exorcise there demons with extreme brutality.

[taalismn]

Psychiatrist:(looking in observation window at bed-tied Setsuna chortling madly)"Nurse, change the anti-psychotic prescription; patient's been having entirely too many aggressive hallucinations under the current one."