SRoss wrote:Throw in a poisonous snake launcher and I'm sold.
Dairugger XV wrote:Dana: I didn't think I'd see this much needless destruction outside of a Robotech War. Nova: Never underestimate geeks trying to one-up each other. Marie: Speaking from experience Nova? Nova: Dennis's hobbies were not what I expected them to be.
SRoss wrote:"Ah! Here we go, poetic destruction. ALIASSE!!! You're up!"
taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:Dana: I didn't think I'd see this much needless destruction outside of a Robotech War. Nova: Never underestimate geeks trying to one-up each other. Marie: Speaking from experience Nova? Nova: Dennis's hobbies were not what I expected them to be.
"DENNIS!!! GET OFF SPACEBATTLES AND COME BACK TO BED!!!! I'M COLD AD LONELY!!!" "But there's this troll online who-" "DENNIS! NOW!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Good...now I can finally Spacebattles!"
Dairugger XV wrote:Dana: I didn't think I'd see this much needless destruction outside of a Robotech War. Nova: Never underestimate geeks trying to one-up each other. Marie: Speaking from experience Nova? Nova: Dennis's hobbies were not what I expected them to be.
"DENNIS!!! GET OFF SPACEBATTLES AND COME BACK TO BED!!!! I'M COLD AD LONELY!!!" "But there's this troll online who-" "DENNIS! NOW!!!"
A Veritech Pilot who DEMANDS a cigarette lighter in his cockpit. A mechanic who ABHORStobacco in all its forms.
"Friendly fire incident?" "Somebody installed a FLAMETHROWER in his cockpit."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Dairugger XV wrote:Dana: I didn't think I'd see this much needless destruction outside of a Robotech War. Nova: Never underestimate geeks trying to one-up each other. Marie: Speaking from experience Nova? Nova: Dennis's hobbies were not what I expected them to be.
"DENNIS!!! GET OFF SPACEBATTLES AND COME BACK TO BED!!!! I'M COLD AD LONELY!!!" "But there's this troll online who-" "DENNIS! NOW!!!"
At last the secret behind AFK players.
taalismn wrote:Bad Combinations in Robotech:
A Veritech Pilot who DEMANDS a cigarette lighter in his cockpit. A mechanic who ABHORStobacco in all its forms.
"Friendly fire incident?" "Somebody installed a FLAMETHROWER in his cockpit."
Lynn Kyle giving one of his 'speeches' at a VA hospital.
Minmei: "I'm torn between the IV stand removed from his colon or leaving it in...this is the closest Kyle's had to having a backbone in YEARS."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]
Use your imagination...
"What I'd like to know is where they found the full-scale Tallboy replica to ram up his arse!" "The plot thickens, old chap; that's not a REPLICA Tallboy!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Send him through the rift in Cardiff, and let Capt. Jack handle him.
"I'm normally used to dealing with INTELLIGENT threats to Earth. This...this is..imbecility on a whole new level."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]
Use your imagination...
He won't live long.
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:
Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]
Use your imagination...
"What I'd like to know is where they found the full-scale Tallboy replica to ram up his arse!" "The plot thickens, old chap; that's not a REPLICA Tallboy!"
SailorCallie wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Bed Bad Combinations in Robotech:
Lynn Kyle giving one of his "speeches" at a pub in Herford Wales.[sup]1[/sup]
Use your imagination...
Send him through the rift in Cardiff, and let Capt. Jack handle him.
He might take care of him to well.
taalismn wrote:
SailorCallie wrote:[
Send him through the rift in Cardiff, and let Capt. Jack handle him.
"I'm normally used to dealing with INTELLIGENT threats to Earth. This...this is..imbecility on a whole new level."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
-Karno on a blind date: (shot of Karno waiting nervously by a door with a bouquet of Flowers) (Flowers of Life) (POV draws back to show the door is set in the side of an Invid Hive) Karno: "...I have the sudden urge to soil myself...or curse the fates...or both..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
-Karno on a blind date: (shot of Karno waiting nervously by a door with a bouquet of Flowers) (Flowers of Life) (POV draws back to show the door is set in the side of an Invid Hive) Karno: "...I have the sudden urge to soil myself...or curse the fates...or both..."
Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess. She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder. Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess. She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder. Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"
Musica: "See sisters! I told you running a dating service would be fun."
taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess. She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder. Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"
Musica: "See sisters! I told you running a dating service would be fun."
"Munch all you want; we'll make more of them."
Karno's Brother Sokol: "Okay, why does my mate profile read as 'Zesty Herb' while Karno's reads 'Hearty Tomato'?" Darsis: "Mine reads as 'Bitter Garlic'."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:Gura-Invid Princess: "Sisters, We've only ever had Edwards before. What wine goes well with Tirolean Red-Shirt?"
Something Italian, I should think. Something different for the marination. Darsis: "Sounds good! Because I want to be completely soused and insensate for this, I think!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Hitting the cooking sherry early, I see, Darsis?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess. She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder. Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess. She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder. Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"
Musica: "See sisters! I told you running a dating service would be fun."
Dairugger XV wrote:Karno really shouldn't be using Delectable Dates for his online match-making service, or he should at least read the fine print.
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Door opens to reveal Gura-Invid Princess. She looks at Karno then back over her shoulder. Princess: "Hey! Lunch is here and it brought Flowers!"
Musica: "See sisters! I told you running a dating service would be fun."
"Munch all you want; we'll make more of them."
Karno's Brother Sokol: "Okay, why does my mate profile read as 'Zesty Herb' while Karno's reads 'Hearty Tomato'?" Darsis: "Mine reads as 'Bitter Garlic'."
Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "I hate blind dates." Sokol: "It does make it interesting..." Darsis: "Not when your dates think of you as food."
SRoss wrote:Gura-Invid Princess: "Sisters, We've only ever had Edwards before. What wine goes well with Tirolean Red-Shirt?"
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Gura-Invid Princess: "Sisters, We've only ever had Edwards before. What wine goes well with Tirolean Red-Shirt?"
Something Italian, I should think. Something different for the marination. Darsis: "Sounds good! Because I want to be completely soused and insensate for this, I think!"
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "My chance...to get...away..." Gura-Invid Princess #1: "He's still moving, sister..." Gura-Invid Princess #2: "Turn the flames up higher!" Gura-Invid Princess #3: "But...I want miy Edwards nice and juicy..." Darsis: "If you keep turning him, I'm sure he'll cook better!" Karno and Sokol:
taalismn wrote:"Hitting the cooking sherry early, I see, Darsis?"
Sokol: "I don't mind the way they look, but I DO mind the way they look at ME." Darsis: "It's the discussion of whether maple or cherrywood lends the right taste that gets to me."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Karno: "Have you lost your mind?!" Darsis: "Absolutely!" Sokol: "He's got YOUR DNA, Karno." Darsis: "Actually, I'm a mix of both of you. Thus, my current mental condition."
taalismn wrote:Sokol: "I don't mind the way they look, but I DO mind the way they look at ME." Darsis: "It's the discussion of whether maple or cherrywood lends the right taste that gets to me."
Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Have you lost your mind?!" Darsis: "Absolutely!" Sokol: "He's got YOUR DNA, Karno." Darsis: "Actually, I'm a mix of both of you. Thus, my current mental condition."
Karno: "But we're CLONES!" Darsis: "...yet somehow I got the brains in the family." Sokol: "And I got the looks!" Karno: "HEY!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Gura-Invid Princess #1: "Sisters, our food's still not ready..." Darsis: "I hear that sushi's quite the delicacy amongst the humans." Edwards, Karno and Sokol: Gura-Invid Princess #2: "I like that one!" Gura-Invid Princess #3: "I saw him first!"
Tirolian cuisine...it sounds appetizing...unless you're the Tirolian.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:Also depends on who (or what) is doing the cooking...
Hannibal Lector.
"Uh-oh..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:"It could be worse, remember the Muse's Punk Rock phase?"
taalismn wrote:Karno: "But we're CLONES!" Darsis: "...yet somehow I got the brains in the family." Sokol: "And I got the looks!" Karno: "HEY!"
Arnie100 wrote:Gura-Invid Princess #1: "Sisters, our food's still not ready..." Darsis: "I hear that sushi's quite the delicacy amongst the humans." Edwards, Karno and Sokol: Gura-Invid Princess #2: "I like that one!" Gura-Invid Princess #3: "I saw him first!"
taalismn wrote:Tirolian cuisine...it sounds appetizing...unless you're the Tirolian.
Arnie100 wrote:Also depends on who (or what) is doing the cooking...
You're the main course, so how do you like them apples.
The vermin only teaze and pinch
Their foes superior by an inch.
So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller still to bite ‘em,
And so proceed ad infinitum.
---Johnathon Swift: On Poetry: A Rhapsody
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Fenris, come here, boy! Quit scratching! What's the matter? Oh, you got crabs!" (POV pulls back to show a giant wolf scratching furiously...and Invid Scouts dropping out of its fur)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
The waves rocked the FV Cornelia Marie as the crew struggled to bring up a particularly heavy trap. (POV pulls back to show an Invid Shock Trooper with it limbs sticking out of a bulging crab pot.)
SRoss wrote:The waves rocked the FV Cornelia Marie as the crew struggled to bring up a particularly heavy trap. (POV pulls back to show an Invid Shock Trooper with it limbs sticking out of a bulging crab pot.)
Captain Harris:(pulling his LAR-10C carbine from the rack on the bridge before heading down to the deck) "THis is why it's called 'The Deadliest Catch'!...Damn it, I thought I'd left this sort of $#!+ when I mustered out of the service!..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"Fenris, come here, boy! Quit scratching! What's the matter? Oh, you got crabs!" (POV pulls back to show a giant wolf scratching furiously...and Invid Scouts dropping out of its fur)
SRoss wrote:The waves rocked the FV Cornelia Marie as the crew struggled to bring up a particularly heavy trap. (POV pulls back to show an Invid Shock Trooper with it limbs sticking out of a bulging crab pot.)
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:The waves rocked the FV Cornelia Marie as the crew struggled to bring up a particularly heavy trap. (POV pulls back to show an Invid Shock Trooper with it limbs sticking out of a bulging crab pot.)
Captain Harris:(pulling his LAR-10C carbine from the rack on the bridge before heading down to the deck) "THis is why it's called 'The Deadliest Catch'!...Damn it, I thought I'd left this sort of $#!+ when I mustered out of the service!..."
SRoss wrote:Next on HELL'S KITCHEN, the Gura-Invid Princesses do their own take on Claudia's Pineapple Salad...
...merging it with 'The Taste'. Who of our celebrity judges will survive?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
He might take care of him to well.