Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:38 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

(Rand suddenly finds himself back as a lemur and wearing a Magical Garment Girl outfit)

Rook: "Rand? How am I going to explain this to the kids...?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:57 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

(Rand suddenly finds himself back as a lemur and wearing a Magical Garment Girl outfit)

Rook: "Rand? How am I going to explain this to the kids...?"

Rand: (Random cute lemur sound)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:09 pm

Tommy: (Aiming a full-auto belt-fed combat shotgun) "YOU GAVE A MAGICAL GARMENT GIRL GUN TO ANNIE!!!" :badbad:

"Ok which one of you gets his nads shot off for THAT one."

The Fourth Wall Gang all point fingers at a random other member of the Fourth Wall Gang.

Tommy: (Now in a Magical Garment Girl outfit STILL holding the big frikken shotgun) " :mad:

"

The Fourth Wall Gang drops their Ninja Smoke Bombs and runs for their lives.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:24 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Tommy: (Now in a Magical Garment Girl outfit STILL holding the big frikken shotgun) " "

.

I'll be looking for an Olympic-sized pool of brain bleach, thank you..

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:44 pm

Tommy: "I'M GONNA GET YOU ALL-EEEEEP?!" (Suddenly finds himself turned into a lemur. as well)
Arnie100: "Holy sh--!"
taalismn: "That wasn't expected..."
SRoss: "This isn't good!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:14 pm

taalismn wrote:"...oh no! Sluggo!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Mr. Sluggo?! Time for a salt bath..."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Mr. Sluggo?! Time for a salt bath..."

Rand: "Come on, guys, we're not THAT desperate for puns around here..."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Mr. Sluggo?! Time for a salt bath..."

Rand: "Come on, guys, we're not THAT desperate for puns around here..."

(Rand suddenly finds himself back as a lemur and wearing a Magical Garment Girl outfit)

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

(Rand suddenly finds himself back as a lemur and wearing a Magical Garment Girl outfit)

Rook: "Rand? How am I going to explain this to the kids...?"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

(Rand suddenly finds himself back as a lemur and wearing a Magical Garment Girl outfit)

Rook: "Rand? How am I going to explain this to the kids...?"

Rand: (Random cute lemur sound)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:14 pm

SRoss wrote:Tommy: (Aiming a full-auto belt-fed combat shotgun) "YOU GAVE A MAGICAL GARMENT GIRL GUN TO ANNIE!!!" "Ok which one of you gets his nads shot off for THAT one."

The Fourth Wall Gang all point fingers at a random other member of the Fourth Wall Gang.

Tommy: (Now in a Magical Garment Girl outfit STILL holding the big frikken shotgun) " "

The Fourth Wall Gang drops their Ninja Smoke Bombs and runs for their lives.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Tommy: (Now in a Magical Garment Girl outfit STILL holding the big frikken shotgun) " "

.

I'll be looking for an Olympic-sized pool of brain bleach, thank you..

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "I'M GONNA GET YOU ALL-EEEEEP?!" (Suddenly finds himself turned into a lemur. as well)
Arnie100: "Holy sh--!"
taalismn: "That wasn't expected..."
SRoss: "This isn't good!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Mar 25, 2014 11:24 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "I'M GONNA GET YOU ALL-EEEEEP?!" (Suddenly finds himself turned into a lemur. as well)
Arnie100: "Holy sh--!"
taalismn: "That wasn't expected..."
SRoss: "This isn't good!"

"Is that Mr. Yune? I have to congratulate whoever did this. Maybe we should put him through the Corg treatment, then the Edwards treatment. Yes, I like what he's done with Robotech as much as I think those characters should be well-loved, which is to say not at all."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:22 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "I'M GONNA GET YOU ALL-EEEEEP?!" (Suddenly finds himself turned into a lemur. as well)
Arnie100: "Holy sh--!"
Taalismn: "That wasn't expected..."
SRoss: "This isn't good!"

Alpha 11: "Awww, what a cute wittle lemur." :love:

BBBBBRRRRIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDDIIIIIINNNNN

SRoss: "ACUTELEMURWITHACHAINSAW!!!"

Taalismn: "Run!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 6:56 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:[

"Who knew you could fit an Alpha inside a lemur?"
"I want to know how all the missiles went off inside it without destroying the skin."
"Corg wasn't happy about the chainsaw to the face."
"I don't think Mr. Yune will be back for a bit."

It's like the 'BFG Bloat' we see in Macross all the time where the enemy ship swells up from all the explosions inside...only there's no cathartic release of pressure.
Or like the bed bloated feeling you get when you're supposed to be on your best behavior at a social event dinner and you can neither bolt for the restroom nor pass gas...only a thousand times worse.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:06 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:The deleted scene has been removed due to violations of multiple acts, to include: Public Decency Act, Harmful to Minors Act and Obscene Cruelty Act. Thank you.

"Who knew you could fit an Alpha inside a lemur?"
"I want to know how all the missiles went off inside it without destroying the skin."
"Corg wasn't happy about the chainsaw to the face."
"I don't think Mr. Yune will be back for a bit."

You forgot Abuse of Animals...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:05 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:The deleted scene has been removed due to violations of multiple acts, to include: Public Decency Act, Harmful to Minors Act and Obscene Cruelty Act. Thank you.

"Who knew you could fit an Alpha inside a lemur?"
"I want to know how all the missiles went off inside it without destroying the skin."
"Corg wasn't happy about the chainsaw to the face."
"I don't think Mr. Yune will be back for a bit."

You forgot Abuse of Animals...

It's not really abuse of animals if you're dealing with 'morphed people. Because then the ASPCA would have to step in every time somebody tried to put down a werewolf or a vampire(bat form).

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:09 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Tommy: "I'M GONNA GET YOU ALL-EEEEEP?!" (Suddenly finds himself turned into a lemur. as well)
Arnie100: "Holy sh--!"
Taalismn: "That wasn't expected..."
SRoss: "This isn't good!"

Alpha 11: "Awww, what a cute wittle lemur."

BBBBBRRRRIIIIIINNNNNDDDDDDIIIIIINNNNN

SRoss: "ACUTELEMURWITHACHAINSAW!!!"

Taalismn: "Run!"

Dairugger XV wrote:The deleted scene has been removed due to violations of multiple acts, to include: Public Decency Act, Harmful to Minors Act and Obscene Cruelty Act. Thank you.

"Who knew you could fit an Alpha inside a lemur?"
"I want to know how all the missiles went off inside it without destroying the skin."
"Corg wasn't happy about the chainsaw to the face."
"I don't think Mr. Yune will be back for a bit."

taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:[

"Who knew you could fit an Alpha inside a lemur?"
"I want to know how all the missiles went off inside it without destroying the skin."
"Corg wasn't happy about the chainsaw to the face."
"I don't think Mr. Yune will be back for a bit."

It's like the 'BFG Bloat' we see in Macross all the time where the enemy ship swells up from all the explosions inside...only there's no cathartic release of pressure.
Or like the bed bloated feeling you get when you're supposed to be on your best behavior at a social event dinner and you can neither bolt for the restroom nor pass gas...only a thousand times worse.

Arnie100 wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:The deleted scene has been removed due to violations of multiple acts, to include: Public Decency Act, Harmful to Minors Act and Obscene Cruelty Act. Thank you.

"Who knew you could fit an Alpha inside a lemur?"
"I want to know how all the missiles went off inside it without destroying the skin."
"Corg wasn't happy about the chainsaw to the face."
"I don't think Mr. Yune will be back for a bit."

You forgot Abuse of Animals...

But is he really an animal?

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:The deleted scene has been removed due to violations of multiple acts, to include: Public Decency Act, Harmful to Minors Act and Obscene Cruelty Act. Thank you.

"Who knew you could fit an Alpha inside a lemur?"
"I want to know how all the missiles went off inside it without destroying the skin."
"Corg wasn't happy about the chainsaw to the face."
"I don't think Mr. Yune will be back for a bit."

You forgot Abuse of Animals...

It's not really abuse of animals if you're dealing with 'morphed people. Because then the ASPCA would have to step in every time somebody tried to put down a werewolf or a vampire(bat form).

If they did do that, they would lose a lot of people.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 27, 2014 11:46 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:The deleted scene has been removed due to violations of multiple acts, to include: Public Decency Act, Harmful to Minors Act and Obscene Cruelty Act. Thank you.

"Who knew you could fit an Alpha inside a lemur?"
"I want to know how all the missiles went off inside it without destroying the skin."
"Corg wasn't happy about the chainsaw to the face."
"I don't think Mr. Yune will be back for a bit."

"Dude! You killed at cute furry animal!" :shock:

"So? It's Tommy." :bandit:

"Quick! Before she comes!" :frazz:

Annie suddenly appears behind Dairugger XV, eyes glowing red. :thwak:

#ZORCH!#

Dairugger XV: (Now a pink Tribble in a Magical Garment Girl outfit) "Eeeep!" :eek:

The rest of the Fourth Wall Gang sidles away doing the "We don't know him maneuver."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:32 am

Arnie100: "I ain't seen nothin'"
SRoss: Me , neither..."
taalismn: "Aw, ain't he just the cutest?
Dairugger XV: "Meep!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:24 pm

Annie: "(Looking at Dairugger) Oooohhhh...a cute wittle wabbit! (grab) I'm gonna wuv you, squeeze you and hug you all to PIECES!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 10:18 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "(Looking at Dairugger) Oooohhhh...a cute wittle wabbit! (grab) I'm gonna wuv you, squeeze you and hug you all to PIECES!!"

Tim the Enchanter: "You thought it was a cute little bunny rabbit, DIDN'T YOU!!!!"
Rook:"First aid kit, stat!"
Rand: "And a stiff drink!"
Rook: "Annie's too young for alcohol!"
Annie:"...am not..."
Rand: "It's for the rabbit-guy!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:20 pm

Annie: "But it iS a cute wittle bunny (holding up the rab --er; Dairugger, by the leg)!"
Rook: "Put it down, Annie...it can't take that kind of; uhm, love..."
Rand: "You call that 'love'?!"
Rook: "Just let us fix it up a bit...then you can have him back..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:16 am

Lunk: "Eluding Annie disguised as a cute animal is kinda like escaping an Oprah Club meeting disguised as Coffee Cake."

Lancer: "Damn strait."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 29, 2014 1:50 pm

SRoss wrote:Lunk: "Eluding Annie disguised as a cute animal is kinda like escaping an Oprah Club meeting disguised as Coffee Cake."

Lancer: "Damn strait."

Either way you come out of it wearing teeth marks.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:18 am

SRoss wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:The deleted scene has been removed due to violations of multiple acts, to include: Public Decency Act, Harmful to Minors Act and Obscene Cruelty Act. Thank you.

"Who knew you could fit an Alpha inside a lemur?"
"I want to know how all the missiles went off inside it without destroying the skin."
"Corg wasn't happy about the chainsaw to the face."
"I don't think Mr. Yune will be back for a bit."

"Dude! You killed at cute furry animal!"
"So? It's Tommy."
"Quick! Before she comes!"

Annie suddenly appears behind Dairugger XV, eyes glowing red.

#ZORCH!#

Dairugger XV: (Now a pink Tribble in a Magical Garment Girl outfit) "Eeeep!"

The rest of the Fourth Wall Gang sidles away doing the "We don't know him maneuver."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:21 am

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I ain't seen nothin'"
SRoss: Me , neither..."
taalismn: "Aw, ain't he just the cutest?
Dairugger XV: "Meep!!!"

Dairugger XV wrote:Dairugger XV morphs back, stretches and bonks taal. "Yeah, I have studied under grand masters for shapeshifting, I only go along with it so long as I am amused by it. That said..."
Dairugger XV turns into a rabbit and starts digging up carrots.

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "(Looking at Dairugger) Oooohhhh...a cute wittle wabbit! (grab) I'm gonna wuv you, squeeze you and hug you all to PIECES!!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "(Looking at Dairugger) Oooohhhh...a cute wittle wabbit! (grab) I'm gonna wuv you, squeeze you and hug you all to PIECES!!"

Tim the Enchanter: "You thought it was a cute little bunny rabbit, DIDN'T YOU!!!!"
Rook:"First aid kit, stat!"
Rand: "And a stiff drink!"
Rook: "Annie's too young for alcohol!"
Annie:"...am not..."
Rand: "It's for the rabbit-guy!"

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "But it iS a cute wittle bunny (holding up the rab --er; Dairugger, by the leg)!"
Rook: "Put it down, Annie...it can't take that kind of; uhm, love..."
Rand: "You call that 'love'?!"
Rook: "Just let us fix it up a bit...then you can have him back..."

SRoss wrote:Lunk: "Eluding Annie disguised as a cute animal is kinda like escaping an Oprah Club meeting disguised as Coffee Cake."

Lancer: "Damn strait."

Love Coffee Cake!

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Lunk: "Eluding Annie disguised as a cute animal is kinda like escaping an Oprah Club meeting disguised as Coffee Cake."

Lancer: "Damn strait."

Either way you come out of it wearing teeth marks.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:46 pm

Scott Bernard: (In his crashed fighter in the woods just after seeing the Mars Division get massacred)"I can't believe it! How could it have come to this?! We got massacred!! Everybody got killed! What a horrible planet! What a horrible place! What a horrible night!"
Rand:(who is trapped in his tent UNDER Scott's crashed fighter) "...yep. Horrible place to have pitched my tent. Horrible night..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:03 pm

taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard: (In his crashed fighter in the woods just after seeing the Mars Division get massacred)"I can't believe it! How could it have come to this?! We got massacred!! Everybody got killed! What a horrible planet! What a horrible place! What a horrible night!"
Rand:(who is trapped in his tent UNDER Scott's crashed fighter) "...yep. Horrible place to have pitched my tent. Horrible night..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Mar 30, 2014 11:56 pm

Rook, Scott, Rand, and Lunk drive off to rescue Lunk's friend from the motorcycle gang.
Lunk's truck comes barreling up towards the hideout, and the Cyclones pull to a halt...
Lunk keeps driving full speed ahead, as the screech of brakes scrambling for traction sudden rises in pitch...
...and the heavy truck smashes all the way through the trees around the gang's hideout, then trough the building, collapsing the roof on everybody inside it.
"Oops...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 6:19 pm

Lancer, hiding in the water reaches up to grab Sera's leg.

Sera: "Eeeep!" :eek:

#SNAP!# #CRUNCH!# #TWIST!#

Sera: (Standing over a pretzel twisted Lancer) "Wow! Who knew those Krav Maga lessons would pay off." :mrgreen:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:02 pm

(Annie sees Scott and Rand fighting off several Invid troopers...)
Annie: "I'll save you!! (Brings up a machine gun...)"
Rand: "Oh, my GOD!! She's got a GUN!"
Scott: "Everyone, SCATTER!!"
(Scott and Rand; including the Invid, flee in opposie directions...)
Annie: "Nuts (Throws the machine gun down in disgust...)!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:44 pm

The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take Two:
Biker Leader: "...so the big coward brought some friends! WEll, we git this gut here as a hostage! "
Rand:"What are we going to do?! They got that guy tired up over there!"
Scott: "Standard UEEF procedure for situations like this..."
Rand: "Which is?"
Scott: "Shoot the hostage."
Biker Leader:"WHAT?! YOU'RE KIDDING US!!!"
Rand: "He's NOT KIDDING!!!..you're kidding, right?"
Scott: "Nope." (raises gun)

glitterboy2098 · Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:49 pm

actually, i could see scott pulling off a corbin dallas..

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:00 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, i could see scott pulling off a corbin dallas..

Rook: "My god! He just wiped out the ENTIRE GANG!!! SINGLE HANDED!!! WITH ONE GUN! WHAT IS WITH THIS GUY?!"
Rand: "He hasn't had his morning cup of coffee, he hasn't shaved this morning, he hasn't slicked back his hair, and he hasn't changed his undershirt since last week. He's not somebody you want to get on the bad side of."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:35 pm

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, i could see scott pulling off a corbin dallas..

Rook: "My god! He just wiped out the ENTIRE GANG!!! SINGLE HANDED!!! WITH ONE GUN! WHAT IS WITH THIS GUY?!"
Rand: "He hasn't had his morning cup of coffee, he hasn't shaved this morning, he hasn't slicked back his hair, and he hasn't changed his undershirt since last week. He's not somebody you want to get on the bad side of."

Lunk: "No kidding, he was like a 'Dirty Harry' or something! "
Scott: "Hey! I'm not dirty and my name's not Harry!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:06 pm

The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take Four:
Biker Leader: "...so the big coward brought some friends! WEll, we git this gut here as a hostage! "
Rand:"What are we going to do?! They got that guy tired up over there!"
Scott: "Standard UEEF procedure for situations like this..."
Rand: "Which is?"
Annie: "Shoot the hostage."#BLAM#
"GAHGkkk...!!"
Scott: "...that's not what it is..."
Biker Leader: :shock:

"That kid...just...shot..."
Annie: "And if we'd do that to an innocent bystander, imagine what we'd do to you!!!"
Scott: "Rand...where'd she get that gun?"
Rand: "I didn't even know she was following us..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:26 pm

Scott: "God, please, PLEASE don't let Annie ever rescue us!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:43 pm

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, i could see scott pulling off a corbin dallas..

Rook: "My god! He just wiped out the ENTIRE GANG!!! SINGLE HANDED!!! WITH ONE GUN! WHAT IS WITH THIS GUY?!"
Rand: "He hasn't had his morning cup of coffee, he hasn't shaved this morning, he hasn't slicked back his hair, and he hasn't changed his undershirt since last week. He's not somebody you want to get on the bad side of."

taalismn wrote:Rook, Scott, Rand, and Lunk drive off to rescue Lunk's friend from the motorcycle gang.
Lunk's truck comes barreling up towards the hideout, and the Cyclones pull to a halt...
Lunk keeps driving full speed ahead, as the screech of brakes scrambling for traction sudden rises in pitch...
...and the heavy truck smashes all the way through the trees around the gang's hideout, then trough the building, collapsing the roof on everybody inside it.
"Oops...."

SRoss wrote:Lancer, hiding in the water reaches up to grab Sera's leg.

Sera: "Eeeep!"

#SNAP!# #CRUNCH!# #TWIST!#

Sera: (Standing over a pretzel twisted Lancer) "Wow! Who knew those Krav Maga lessons would pay off."

Arnie100 wrote:(Annie sees Scott and Rand fighting off several Invid troopers...)
Annie: "I'll save you!! (Brings up a machine gun...)"
Rand: "Oh, my GOD!! She's got a GUN!"
Scott: "Everyone, SCATTER!!"
(Scott and Rand; including the Invid, flee in opposie directions...)
Annie: "Nuts (Throws the machine gun down in disgust...)!"

taalismn wrote:The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take Two:
Biker Leader: "...so the big coward brought some friends! WEll, we git this gut here as a hostage! "
Rand:"What are we going to do?! They got that guy tired up over there!"
Scott: "Standard UEEF procedure for situations like this..."
Rand: "Which is?"
Scott: "Shoot the hostage."
Biker Leader:"WHAT?! YOU'RE KIDDING US!!!"
Rand: "He's NOT KIDDING!!!..you're kidding, right?"
Scott: "Nope." (raises gun)

glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, i could see scott pulling off a corbin dallas..

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:46 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:actually, i could see scott pulling off a corbin dallas..

Rook: "My god! He just wiped out the ENTIRE GANG!!! SINGLE HANDED!!! WITH ONE GUN! WHAT IS WITH THIS GUY?!"
Rand: "He hasn't had his morning cup of coffee, he hasn't shaved this morning, he hasn't slicked back his hair, and he hasn't changed his undershirt since last week. He's not somebody you want to get on the bad side of."

Lunk: "No kidding, he was like a 'Dirty Harry' or something! "
Scott: "Hey! I'm not dirty and my name's not Harry!"

taalismn wrote:The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take Four:
Biker Leader: "...so the big coward brought some friends! WEll, we git this gut here as a hostage! "
Rand:"What are we going to do?! They got that guy tired up over there!"
Scott: "Standard UEEF procedure for situations like this..."
Rand: "Which is?"
Annie: "Shoot the hostage."#BLAM#
"GAHGkkk...!!"
Scott: "...that's not what it is..."
Biker Leader: "That kid...just...shot..."
Annie: "And if we'd do that to an innocent bystander, imagine what we'd do to you!!!"
Scott: "Rand...where'd she get that gun?"
Rand: "I didn't even know she was following us..."

Arnie100 wrote:Scott: "God, please, PLEASE don't let Annie ever rescue us!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:13 am

The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take Five:
Biker Leader: "...so the big coward brought some friends! WEll, we git this gut here as a hostage! "
Rand:"What are we going to do?! They got that guy tired up over there!"
#BLAM!#
"Gahg!!"
Biker Leader: "...what the....?"
Scott: "...Lunk, is it? ...Why'd you just shoot your friend just as we were about to rescue him?"
Lunk:(lowering gun) "If people think they can push me around just by taking my associates hostage, I would be everybody's ####. That is not a position I desire nor accept. Let this be a lesson to you all."
Rand: :shock:

"Yes...never be your friend...the lines are clearer that way."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 2:06 pm

[The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take six:
Biker Leader: "That's RIGHT! We got this HOSTAGE!! So what're you gonna do -- hey...where'd he go?!"
Annie: "Look, guys!"
Lunk's Friend: "It was amazing, Lunk! This little girl SAVED me!"
Annie: "Now, I have a new boyfriend!"
(Lunk's Friend turns and runs back to the biker gang)
Lunk's Friend: "Take me back! Take me BACK!"
Scott and the Others: :eek:

Annie: "Come back here! You COWARD!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:05 pm

[The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take seven:
Biker Leader: "That's RIGHT! We got this HOSTAGE!! So what're you gonna do -- "
Rook: "I have a rocket launcher. Your hostage is invalid."
Scott: "I got rockets too."
Rand: "I got bittingly sarcastic wit."
Yellow Dancer: "I've got a secret..."
Biker Lieutenant: "...I'm afraid of the Xellos-wannabe..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Apr 01, 2014 11:30 pm

taalismn wrote:The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take Five:
Biker Leader: "...so the big coward brought some friends! WEll, we git this gut here as a hostage! "
Rand:"What are we going to do?! They got that guy tired up over there!"
#BLAM!#
"Gahg!!"
Biker Leader: "...what the....?"
Scott: "...Lunk, is it? ...Why'd you just shoot your friend just as we were about to rescue him?"
Lunk:(loweing gun) "If people think they can push me around just by taking my associates hostage, I would be everybody's ####. That is not a position I desire nor accept. Let this be a lesson to you all."
Rand: "Yes...never be your friend...the lines are clearer that way."

Arnie100 wrote:[The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take six:
Biker Leader: "That's RIGHT! We got this HOSTAGE!! So what're you gonna do -- hey...where'd he go?!"
Annie: "Look, guys!"
Lunk's Friend: "It was amazing, Lunk! This little girl SAVED me!"
Annie: "Now, I have a new boyfriend!"
(Lunk's Friend turns and runs back to the biker gang)
Lunk's Friend: "Take me back! Take me BACK!"
Scott and the Others:
Annie: "Come back here! You COWARD!!"

taalismn wrote:[The Rescue of Lunk's Friend: Take seven:
Biker Leader: "That's RIGHT! We got this HOSTAGE!! So what're you gonna do -- "
Rook: "I have a rocket launcher. Your hostage is invalid."
Scott: "I got rockets too."
Rand: "I got bittingly sarcastic wit."
Yellow Dancer: "I've got a secret..."
Biker Lieutenant: "...I'm afraid of the Xellos-wannabe..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:54 am

Director: (looking at the UTTER mess the actors have made of a simple dramatic intro scene)"#### THIS!!! Just rewrite the whole damn thing and get the Invid to crash the damn party!!!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 02, 2014 10:16 pm

taalismn wrote:Director: (looking at the UTTER mess the actors have made of a simple dramatic intro scene)"#### THIS!!! Just rewrite the whole damn thing and get the Invid to crash the damn party!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 3:21 pm

Emil Lang:(during the development of Robotechnology) "...oops...forgot to carry the one here...oh well, too late to revise the whole thing. Since with the new powerplants we got power to BURN, it shouldn't make any difference really..."
(Cut to: A VF-1 flying along, then pulling a sudden Gerwalk aerial braking maneuver. The swung-forward legs remain hovering in place, while the nose and cockpit rip free and continue on forward in a ballistic arc)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:29 pm

taalismn wrote:Emil Lang:(during the development of Robotechnology) "...oops...forgot to carry the one here...oh well, too late to revise the whole thing. Since with the new powerplants we got power to BURN, it shouldn't make any difference really..."
(Cut to: A VF-1 flying along, then pulling a sudden Gerwalk aerial braking maneuver. The swung-forward legs remain hovering in place, while the nose and cockpit rip free and continue on forward in a ballistic arc)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 3:06 am

taalismn wrote:Emil Lang:(during the development of Robotechnology) "...oops...forgot to carry the one here...oh well, too late to revise the whole thing. Since with the new powerplants we got power to BURN, it shouldn't make any difference really..."
(Cut to: A VF-1 flying along, then pulling a sudden Gerwalk aerial braking maneuver. The swung-forward legs remain hovering in place, while the nose and cockpit rip free and continue on forward in a ballistic arc)

Roy: "What the --?!"
Ground Chief: "THAT'S why I don't fly..."
Lang: "Ookaayy...so it DOES make a difference!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 1:36 pm

Lang: "E= MC*SPLAT*"
Roy: "Sucks to be the 'E', then."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 5:11 pm

(Meanwhile in sick bay...)

Roy (In full body cast): "Destroid piloting's starting to sound quite promising right now."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 7:46 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile in sick bay...)

Roy (In full body cast): "Destroid piloting's starting to sound quite promising right now."

sscccccccrrrrreeecccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
SLAM
"Damn, got the center of gravity wrong again."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 10:01 pm

Capt. Gloval: "My CAR!!"
Roy: "Oopsie..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:30 pm

"Perhaps we should try a four-legged design for greater stability.."
"Tried that already, or do you NOT remember the out of control gallop into the farmers' market and the five trampled fruit stands?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Apr 04, 2014 11:58 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Emil Lang:(during the development of Robotechnology) "...oops...forgot to carry the one here...oh well, too late to revise the whole thing. Since with the new powerplants we got power to BURN, it shouldn't make any difference really..."
(Cut to: A VF-1 flying along, then pulling a sudden Gerwalk aerial braking maneuver. The swung-forward legs remain hovering in place, while the nose and cockpit rip free and continue on forward in a ballistic arc)

Roy: "What the --?!"
Ground Chief: "THAT'S why I don't fly..."
Lang: "Ookaayy...so it DOES make a difference!"

taalismn wrote:Lang: "E= MC*SPLAT*"
Roy: "Sucks to be the 'E', then."

Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile in sick bay...)

Roy (In full body cast): "Destroid piloting's starting to sound quite promising right now."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Meanwhile in sick bay...)

Roy (In full body cast): "Destroid piloting's starting to sound quite promising right now."

sscccccccrrrrreeecccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
SLAM
"Damn, got the center of gravity wrong again."

Arnie100 wrote:Capt. Gloval: "My CAR!!"
Roy: "Oopsie..."

taalismn wrote:"Perhaps we should try a four-legged design for greater stability.."
"Tried that already, or do you NOT remember the out of control gallop into the farmers' market and the five trampled fruit stands?"