Robotech Blooper Reels

[Arnie100]

"Mmmm...with whipped-cream..."
"...And nuts...Oh, he's already nutty..."

[taalismn]

"Mmmm...with whipped-cream..."
"...And nuts...Oh, he's already nutty..."

Edwards: "I have a nut allergy!"
Lisa: "I know."

[SRoss]

"Mmmm...with whipped-cream..."
"...And nuts...Oh, he's already nutty..."

Edwards: "I have a nut allergy!"
Lisa: "I know."

Minmei: "And as a special offer, I'll throw in this chocolate covered Kyle with raisins!"

Kyle: " "

[Arnie100]

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

[taalismn]

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

Ah, an UNhappy Meal.

[SRoss]

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

Ah, an UNhappy Meal.

"But with the combo meal you get a collectable toy."

Karno: "W why are you all looking at me like that?""

[taalismn]

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

Ah, an UNhappy Meal.

"But with the combo meal you get a collectable toy."

Karno: "W why are you all looking at me like that?""

Khyron: "Great! Because my last stress-relief squeezer imploded!"

[SRoss]

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

Ah, an UNhappy Meal.

"But with the combo meal you get a collectable toy."

Karno: "W why are you all looking at me like that?""

Khyron: "Great! Because my last stress-relief squeezer imploded!"

Pan out to see Khyron chained spread-eagle to a bed with Sammie straddling him in red latex...

Sammie: (Holding a dripping candle) "Oh I've got your stress relief right here."

[Arnie100]

Khyron: "How did you get in here?!"
Sammie: "Let's say I had some help..."
Khyron: "GREL!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

"So what's the secret to keeping them fresh-tasting even under the caramel coating?"
"Don't tell them what's going to happen until they get dipped."

"Mmmm...with whipped-cream..."
"...And nuts...Oh, he's already nutty..."

"Mmmm...with whipped-cream..."
"...And nuts...Oh, he's already nutty..."

Edwards: "I have a nut allergy!"
Lisa: "I know."

"Mmmm...with whipped-cream..."
"...And nuts...Oh, he's already nutty..."

Edwards: "I have a nut allergy!"
Lisa: "I know."

Minmei: "And as a special offer, I'll throw in this chocolate covered Kyle with raisins!"

Kyle: " "

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

[Alpha 11]

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

Ah, an UNhappy Meal.

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

Ah, an UNhappy Meal.

"But with the combo meal you get a collectable toy."

Karno: "W why are you all looking at me like that?""

[Alpha 11]

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

Ah, an UNhappy Meal.

"But with the combo meal you get a collectable toy."

Karno: "W why are you all looking at me like that?""

Khyron: "Great! Because my last stress-relief squeezer imploded!"

[Alpha 11]

Gura-Invid Lisas: "We just LOVE combo meals!!"
Edwards and Kyle:

Ah, an UNhappy Meal.

"But with the combo meal you get a collectable toy."

Karno: "W why are you all looking at me like that?""

Khyron: "Great! Because my last stress-relief squeezer imploded!"

Pan out to see Khyron chained spread-eagle to a bed with Sammie straddling him in red latex...

Sammie: (Holding a dripping candle) "Oh I've got your stress relief right here."

Khyron: "How did you get in here?!"
Sammie: "Let's say I had some help..."
Khyron: "GREL!!!!"

[taalismn]

Grel: "But your wife normally comes over the administrative offices clo-"
Khyron: "Grel, you forgot your lines again."
Grel: "What do you mean? What? Oh..oh...OH, we're FILMING?! Oh $*&@! Sorry sir, ah, I mean But she brought CAKE!! How were we to resist?"
Khyron: "Not what was scripted, but a good effort at a save."
Grel: "Thank you, sir."
Sammy: "Now, where were we?"
Khyron: "AIIIEEE!!! I'M CALM! I'M CALM! I'M COOL AS A FROZEN LEGUME!!!"
Sammy: "Let me heat you up then..."
Khyron: "That's not in the script either..."
Sammy: "I'm adlibbing."
Khyron: "...save some of it for tonight..."
Sammy: "..Oh?"
Khyron: "...heeehheehehehehheee..."

[Alpha 11]

Grel: "But your wife normally comes over the administrative offices clo-"
Khyron: "Grel, you forgot your lines again."
Grel: "What do you mean? What? Oh..oh...OH, we're FILMING?! Oh $*&@! Sorry sir, ah, I mean But she brought CAKE!! How were we to resist?"
Khyron: "Not what was scripted, but a good effort at a save."
Grel: "Thank you, sir."
Sammy: "Now, where were we?"
Khyron: "AIIIEEE!!! I'M CALM! I'M CALM! I'M COOL AS A FROZEN LEGUME!!!"
Sammy: "Let me heat you up then..."
Khyron: "That's not in the script either..."
Sammy: "I'm adlibbing."
Khyron: "...save some of it for tonight..."
Sammy: "..Oh?"
Khyron: "...heeehheehehehehheee..."

Wow, they actually get along..., the world is ending tommarrow, right?

[Arnie100]

Grel: "But your wife normally comes over the administrative offices clo-"
Khyron: "Grel, you forgot your lines again."
Grel: "What do you mean? What? Oh..oh...OH, we're FILMING?! Oh $*&@! Sorry sir, ah, I mean But she brought CAKE!! How were we to resist?"
Khyron: "Not what was scripted, but a good effort at a save."
Grel: "Thank you, sir."
Sammy: "Now, where were we?"
Khyron: "AIIIEEE!!! I'M CALM! I'M CALM! I'M COOL AS A FROZEN LEGUME!!!"
Sammy: "Let me heat you up then..."
Khyron: "That's not in the script either..."
Sammy: "I'm adlibbing."
Khyron: "...save some of it for tonight..."
Sammy: "..Oh?"
Khyron: "...heeehheehehehehheee..."

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Claudia: "Sammie...wake up...you're dreaming again!"
Sammie: "Oh; man...I came this close..."

[glitterboy2098]

on the bridge of Khyron's flagship:
Grel: "my lord, your screaming in your sleep again!"

[taalismn]

[

Wow, they actually get along..., the world is ending tommarrow, right?

Remember, earlier it's been revealed in a 'Behind the Scenes' moment(on the theme of 'Robotech is a live action show, and everybody in it is aware of it'), Khyron and Sammy are actually happily married(their daughter playing a number of roles in anime of light-skinned, blue-white-haired, female characters).
Kyle's foregoing his Jewish heritage and is studying to be a Catholic priest.
Karno's Musica's stalker, but doesn't realize just how POWERFUL she really is.
T.R. Edwards actually BELIEVES he's T.R. Edwards, though, and correspondingly made himself such an arse in all possible ways that it doesn't matter that he may or may not have cost the Hunters their child, or recklessly endangered the lives of just about everybody else, they all desire to kick him in the teeth, even if by 'accident' during stunt-shooting on-set.

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "So, in real life, I'm a great guy that everyone gets along with?!"
Rick: "No. You're still an @$$."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "So, in real life, I'm a great guy that everyone gets along with?!"
Rick: "No. You're still an @$$."

Vince: "Even your voice actor needs psych counseling afterwards....and a bottle of bourbon to sleep nights."

[Alpha 11]

Grel: "But your wife normally comes over the administrative offices clo-"
Khyron: "Grel, you forgot your lines again."
Grel: "What do you mean? What? Oh..oh...OH, we're FILMING?! Oh $*&@! Sorry sir, ah, I mean But she brought CAKE!! How were we to resist?"
Khyron: "Not what was scripted, but a good effort at a save."
Grel: "Thank you, sir."
Sammy: "Now, where were we?"
Khyron: "AIIIEEE!!! I'M CALM! I'M CALM! I'M COOL AS A FROZEN LEGUME!!!"
Sammy: "Let me heat you up then..."
Khyron: "That's not in the script either..."
Sammy: "I'm adlibbing."
Khyron: "...save some of it for tonight..."
Sammy: "..Oh?"
Khyron: "...heeehheehehehehheee..."

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Claudia: "Sammie...wake up...you're dreaming again!"
Sammie: "Oh; man...I came this close..."

on the bridge of Khyron's flagship:
Grel: "my lord, your screaming in your sleep again!"

[

Wow, they actually get along..., the world is ending tommarrow, right?

Remember, earlier it's been revealed in a 'Behind the Scenes' moment(on the theme of 'Robotech is a live action show, and everybody in it is aware of it'), Khyron and Sammy are actually happily married(their daughter playing a number of roles in anime of light-skinned, blue-white-haired, female characters).
Kyle's foregoing his Jewish heritage and is studying to be a Catholic priest.
Karno's Musica's stalker, but doesn't realize just how POWERFUL she really is.
T.R. Edwards actually BELIEVES he's T.R. Edwards, though, and correspondingly made himself such an arse in all possible ways that it doesn't matter that he may or may not have cost the Hunters their child, or recklessly endangered the lives of just about everybody else, they all desire to kick him in the teeth, even if by 'accident' during stunt-shooting on-set.

Sorry, just so much info gets thrown around here its hard to keep track of everything. Though, that makes more sense now.

Edwards: "So, in real life, I'm a great guy that everyone gets along with?!"
Rick: "No. You're still an @$$."

Edwards: "So, in real life, I'm a great guy that everyone gets along with?!"
Rick: "No. You're still an @$$."

Vince: "Even your voice actor needs psych counseling afterwards....and a bottle of bourbon to sleep nights."

[taalismn]

S'right. And also off-camera:
Grel's a very successful online businessman.
Lisa is a klutz.
Miriya has a twin sister who's either a swimsuit model or a stripper, or both. There are rumors of a triplet sister who's a meek business woman.
Minmei can drink marines under the table.

[SRoss]

S'right. And also off-camera:
Grel's a very successful online businessman.
Lisa is a klutz.
Miriya has a twn sister who's either a swimsuit model or a stripper, or both. There are rumors of a triplet sister who's a meek business woman.
Minmei can drink marines under the table.

Rick is lead singer in a Menudo cover band ... and the president of their fan club.

[taalismn]

Gloval owns a Carribean island.
Claudia is heiress to a rum fortune.
Musica is, of course, one of the Secret Evil Empresses of the Megaverse.
When not on fire, Rand teaches occupational safety courses and CPR, including how to perform emergency medicine on oneself in a real emergency.
Lunk is a male Coppertone model.

[SRoss]

Ariel sells Mary Kay cosmetics.
Annie is <REDACTED>
Dana owns an online dating site.
Aurora Stirling is closing a deal to become majority shareholder in both Harmony Gold and Palladium Books.

[taalismn]

Aurora Stirling is closing a deal to become majority shareholder in both Harmony Gold and Palladium Books.

INVISIBLE partner in both HG and PB.

[Alpha 11]

S'right. And also off-camera:
Grel's a very successful online businessman.
Lisa is a klutz.
Miriya has a twin sister who's either a swimsuit model or a stripper, or both. There are rumors of a triplet sister who's a meek business woman.
Minmei can drink marines under the table.

Minmei sounds like Cana Alberona from Fairy Tail.

S'right. And also off-camera:
Grel's a very successful online businessman.
Lisa is a klutz.
Miriya has a twn sister who's either a swimsuit model or a stripper, or both. There are rumors of a triplet sister who's a meek business woman.
Minmei can drink marines under the table.

Rick is lead singer in a Menudo cover band ... and the president of their fan club.

Gloval owns a Carribean island.
Claudia is heiress to a rum fortune.
Musica is, of course, one of the Secret Evil Empresses of the Megaverse.
When not on fire, Rand teaches occupational safety courses and CPR, including how to perform emergency medicine on onseself in a real emergency.
Lunk is a male Coppertone model.

Ariel sells Mary Kay cosmetics.
Annie is <REDACTED>
Dana owns an online dating site.
Aurora Stirling is closing a deal to become majority shareholder in both Harmony Gold and Palladium Books.

I could so go for Aurora Stirling doing both! With HG, we would most likely to finally get some new Robotech, and with PB, some influx of cash and more people to help out, witch would mean, more books!

[Alpha 11]

Aurora Stirling is closing a deal to become majority shareholder in both Harmony Gold and Palladium Books.

INVISIBLE partner in both HG and PB.

Poor girl.

[Arnie100]

And everyone still hates Edwards.

[taalismn]

And everyone still hates Edwards.

Of course.
The studio hates him because he's a prima donna.
Parking Lot attendants hate him because he steals other people's spaces(and then there's that business with the handicapped parking signs).
The caterers hate him because of his 'sampling'.
His own lawyer hates him because the bar association is THIS close to getting him disbarred for the last round of legal tricks he had to use to make sure Edwards wasn't sent to a gulag in Siberia(in spite of the fact that none of the United States currently has an extradition treaty to Siberia).

[glitterboy2098]

Dolza owns a successful stable of Professional Sumo wrestlers, having retired from the sport himself.

[SRoss]

"Khyron is Russia's ambassador to the EU."

[taalismn]

Dolza owns a successful stable of Professional Sumo wrestlers, having retired from the sport himself.

The stint as a male stripper was only a temporary gig, occasioned by too much alcohol and an ill-chosen bet with Breetai.

[taalismn]

"Khyron is Russia's ambassador to the EU."

Actually that's Azonia. Khyron's full-time into acting and raising an acting dynasty(the demand for white/blue/purple-haired, red-eyed young female actresses alone keeps his kids busy).
One of Khyron's younger daughters, who played the role of Dokuro Mitsukai, has apparently kept the character for the purposes of torturing T.R. Edwards on occasion, as when Edwards attempted to steal Sammie's parking slot, only to be confronted by what he called 'an insignificant little brat'. Hai Film Maker is pretty certain they accounted for all the "Excalibolg" props, so it's assumed she made her own afterwards, only using real steel instead of sponge rubber, as the EMTs who worked on Edwards afterwards could testify. Edwards attempted to sue from his hospital bed, but withdrew the complaint and lawsuit after an apparent encounter with the Bahamian-Russian Mafia.

[SRoss]

Anatole Leonard is currently working as a double for Rob Ford.

[taalismn]

Anatole Leonard is currently working as a double for Rob Ford.

When he's not
a) an activist for the 'Bald is Beautiful' movement.
b) running a 'big and wide man's' clothing store.

[SRoss]

"Khyron is Russia's ambassador to the EU."

Actually that's Azonia. Khyron's full-time into acting and raising an acting dynasty(the demand for white/blue/purple-haired, red-eyed young female actresses alone keeps his kids busy).
One of Khyron's younger daughters, who played the role of Dokuro Mitsukai, has apparently kept the character for the purposes of torturing T.R. Edwards on occasion, as when Edwards attempted to steal Sammie's parking slot, only to be confronted by what he called 'an insignificant little brat'. Hai Film Maker is pretty certain they accounted for all the "Excalibolg" props, so it's assumed she made her own afterwards, only using real steel instead of sponge rubber, as the EMTs who worked on Edwards afterwards could testify. Edwards attempted to sue from his hospital bed, but withdrew the complaint and lawsuit after an apparent encounter with the Bahamian-Russian Mafia.

"Wait! She's only nine? But she's got b**bs!?!"

THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!

"Should have seen THAT coming."

[taalismn]

She's also got a steel thangormizer......

But yeah, Khyron's and Sammie's kids are early bloomers.
This is why Khyron is becoming better known in the teenage dating circuit as the 'deadliest dad'. And that Glaug is fully functional for purposes of stomping grabby boys.

[SRoss]

His own lawyer hates him because the bar association is THIS close to getting him disbarred for the last round of legal tricks he had to use to make sure Edwards wasn't sent to a gulag in Siberia(in spite of the fact that none of the United States currently has an extradition treaty to Siberia).

On the plus side the same lawyer somehow managed to have Aurora made sole beneficiary of Tommy's rather extensive Life Insurance plan.

[Alpha 11]

And everyone still hates Edwards.

And loving every minute of it!

And everyone still hates Edwards.

Of course.
The studio hates him because he's a prima donna.
Parking Lot attendants hate him because he steals other people's spaces(and then there's that business with the handicapped parking signs).
The caterers hate him because of his 'sampling'.
His own lawyer hates him because the bar association is THIS close to getting him disbarred for the last round of legal tricks he had to use to make sure Edwards wasn't sent to a gulag in Siberia(in spite of the fact that none of the United States currently has an extradition treaty to Siberia).

Dolza owns a successful stable of Professional Sumo wrestlers, having retired from the sport himself.

"Khyron is Russia's ambassador to the EU."

Dolza owns a successful stable of Professional Sumo wrestlers, having retired from the sport himself.

The stint as a male stripper was only a temporary gig, occasioned by too much alcohol and an ill-chosen bet with Breetai.

"Khyron is Russia's ambassador to the EU."

Actually that's Azonia. Khyron's full-time into acting and raising an acting dynasty(the demand for white/blue/purple-haired, red-eyed young female actresses alone keeps his kids busy).
One of Khyron's younger daughters, who played the role of Dokuro Mitsukai, has apparently kept the character for the purposes of torturing T.R. Edwards on occasion, as when Edwards attempted to steal Sammie's parking slot, only to be confronted by what he called 'an insignificant little brat'. Hai Film Maker is pretty certain they accounted for all the "Excalibolg" props, so it's assumed she made her own afterwards, only using real steel instead of sponge rubber, as the EMTs who worked on Edwards afterwards could testify. Edwards attempted to sue from his hospital bed, but withdrew the complaint and lawsuit after an apparent encounter with the Bahamian-Russian Mafia.

Anatole Leonard is currently working as a double for Rob Ford.

[Alpha 11]

Anatole Leonard is currently working as a double for Rob Ford.

When he's not
a) an activist for the 'Bald is Beautiful' movement.
b) running a 'big and wide man's' clothing store.

"Khyron is Russia's ambassador to the EU."

Actually that's Azonia. Khyron's full-time into acting and raising an acting dynasty(the demand for white/blue/purple-haired, red-eyed young female actresses alone keeps his kids busy).
One of Khyron's younger daughters, who played the role of Dokuro Mitsukai, has apparently kept the character for the purposes of torturing T.R. Edwards on occasion, as when Edwards attempted to steal Sammie's parking slot, only to be confronted by what he called 'an insignificant little brat'. Hai Film Maker is pretty certain they accounted for all the "Excalibolg" props, so it's assumed she made her own afterwards, only using real steel instead of sponge rubber, as the EMTs who worked on Edwards afterwards could testify. Edwards attempted to sue from his hospital bed, but withdrew the complaint and lawsuit after an apparent encounter with the Bahamian-Russian Mafia.

"Wait! She's only nine? But she's got b**bs!?!"

THWACK! THWACK! THWACK!

"Should have seen THAT coming."

She's also got a steel thangormizer......

But yeah, Khyron's and Sammie's kids are early bloomers.
This is why Khyron is becoming better known in the teenage dating circuit as the 'deadliest dad'. And that Glaug is fully functional for purposes of stomping grabby boys.

His own lawyer hates him because the bar association is THIS close to getting him disbarred for the last round of legal tricks he had to use to make sure Edwards wasn't sent to a gulag in Siberia(in spite of the fact that none of the United States currently has an extradition treaty to Siberia).

On the plus side the same lawyer somehow managed to have Aurora made sole beneficiary of Tommy's rather extensive Life Insurance plan.

Nice!

[taalismn]

His own lawyer hates him because the bar association is THIS close to getting him disbarred for the last round of legal tricks he had to use to make sure Edwards wasn't sent to a gulag in Siberia(in spite of the fact that none of the United States currently has an extradition treaty to Siberia).

On the plus side the same lawyer somehow managed to have Aurora made sole beneficiary of Tommy's rather extensive Life Insurance plan.

The problem is that Edwards dies so many times that the insurance company is beginning to suspect a scam.

[SRoss]

His own lawyer hates him because the bar association is THIS close to getting him disbarred for the last round of legal tricks he had to use to make sure Edwards wasn't sent to a gulag in Siberia(in spite of the fact that none of the United States currently has an extradition treaty to Siberia).

On the plus side the same lawyer somehow managed to have Aurora made sole beneficiary of Tommy's rather extensive Life Insurance plan.

The problem is that Edwards dies so many times that the insurance company is beginning to suspect a scam.

Someone's actually insured Edwards!?!

[taalismn]

Someone's actually insured Edwards!?!

I was presuming that 'Tommy' was a reference to Thomas Riley Edwards.

[SRoss]

Someone's actually insured Edwards!?!

I was presuming that 'Tommy' was a reference to Thomas Riley Edwards.

Aurora: "Nope, the other Tommy."

Meanwhile ... in an office at Harmony Gold...

Tommy: "I feel a sudden chill."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "Does that mean I'm safe?"
*clakk*
Minmei: (holding shotgun under Edwards' chin) "No, it just means the incentive for making it look like an accident just went away."

[Alpha 11]

His own lawyer hates him because the bar association is THIS close to getting him disbarred for the last round of legal tricks he had to use to make sure Edwards wasn't sent to a gulag in Siberia(in spite of the fact that none of the United States currently has an extradition treaty to Siberia).

On the plus side the same lawyer somehow managed to have Aurora made sole beneficiary of Tommy's rather extensive Life Insurance plan.

The problem is that Edwards dies so many times that the insurance company is beginning to suspect a scam.

His own lawyer hates him because the bar association is THIS close to getting him disbarred for the last round of legal tricks he had to use to make sure Edwards wasn't sent to a gulag in Siberia(in spite of the fact that none of the United States currently has an extradition treaty to Siberia).

On the plus side the same lawyer somehow managed to have Aurora made sole beneficiary of Tommy's rather extensive Life Insurance plan.

The problem is that Edwards dies so many times that the insurance company is beginning to suspect a scam.

Someone's actually insured Edwards!?!

Someone's actually insured Edwards!?!

I was presuming that 'Tommy' was a reference to Thomas Riley Edwards.

Nope!

Someone's actually insured Edwards!?!

I was presuming that 'Tommy' was a reference to Thomas Riley Edwards.

Aurora: "Nope, the other Tommy."

Meanwhile ... in an office at Harmony Gold...

Tommy: "I feel a sudden chill."

I think he should have stuck to what he was doing before. He seemed to be doing a hole lot better with that stuff.

Edwards: "Does that mean I'm safe?"
*clakk*
Minmei: (holding shotgun under Edwards' chin) "No, it just means the incentive for making it look like an accident just went away."

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "I hate this thread..."I'm constantly abused, made fun of...not to mention the numerous attempts on my life..."

[Arnie100]

Zor: "Attempts? No, you are not the original Edwards. You are TR Edwards the 522nd. The cloning vats have made quite the tidy profit off of you."

Edwards:
Zor: "Yes; it's true. Tommy snd HG figured it would be a lot cheaper then paying stunt doubles. So, to make your 'death' scenes more believable, they decided to let you actually die and just clone you."
Edwards: "Wait...I don't remember dying!"
Zor: "Mind wipes. In fact, we're going to do one right now!"
Edwards: "What?? Hey --!"

[taalismn]

Zor: "It's so much more fun NOT dying."
Louie: "But, Zor, you DID die."
Zor: "No, I didn't."
Louie: "Hello? Mothership explosion?"
Zor: "Karno, in my clothes."
Louie: "..d'oh!"
Zor: "It's all right, we all have our 'duh' moments."
Louie:"And what was yours?"
Zor: "Truthfully answering the question 'does this make me look fat?'"
Louie: "...so you DID die!"
Zor: "More like a NEAR death experience."
Louie: "How near?"

Aurora: "So you're the jerk my sister's all moony over. Can't say you look like much."