Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 05, 2014 11:20 pm

"What's with the two black eyes?"
"She HITS like an advanced multi-spectral targeting system too!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:11 pm

taalismn wrote:"What's with the two black eyes?"
"She HITS like an advanced multi-spectral targeting system too!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:15 pm

Things Field Marshal Leonard Doesn't Want You to Know:

*He majored in home economics in high school, with better grades than in history.
*His callsign in ROTC was 'Fuzzbutt'.
*He lost his hair to a freak accident with a waffle iron.
*He drives without pants.
*He once aspired to be a gourmet chef
*He probably would have come to an accommodation with the Tirolians if they hadn't, in their first communication with him, addressed him as 'pimplehead'.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:21 pm

taalismn wrote:Things Field Marshal Leonard Doesn't Want You to Know:

*He majored in home economics in high school, with better grades than in history.
*His callsign in ROTC was 'Fuzzbutt'.
*He lost his hair to a freak accident with a waffle iron.
*He drives without pants.
*He once aspired to be a gourmet chef
*He probably would have come to an accommodation with the Tirolians if they hadn't, in their first communication with him, addressed him as 'pimplehead'.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 1:41 pm

Emerson: "I just wish for once you'd come out from behind that desk from which you issue orders and stand up with the men you order into combat!"
Leonard: "Why you-!"
Emerson: "Wait...you forgot your pants again, haven't you? In that case, you can stay behind your desk. We really don't need to see that much of you.."
Leonard: " :oops:

"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:49 pm

Colonel Fredricks: "It could be worse."

Emerson: "How so?"

Colonel Fredricks: "Remember when he joined hair club for men?"

...

GMP Robot: "Halt! Sir! There appears to be a pollinator resting on your head!"

Leonard: "

"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 2:53 pm

SRoss wrote:Colonel Fredricks: "It could be worse."

Emerson: "How so?"

Colonel Fredricks: "Remember when he joined hair club for men?"

...

GMP Robot: "Halt! Sir! There appears to be a pollinator resting on your head!"

Leonard: " "

"Why does there appear to be a yeti behind Field Marshal Leonard's desk?"
"That's 'Tibetan Blonde', the toupee of the month."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Jun 08, 2014 11:28 pm

taalismn wrote:Emerson: "I just wish for once you'd come out from behind that desk from which you issue orders and stand up with the men you order into combat!"
Leonard: "Why you-!"
Emerson: "Wait...you forgot your pants again, haven't you? In that case, you can stay behind your desk. We really don't need to see that much of you.."
Leonard: " "

SRoss wrote:Colonel Fredricks: "It could be worse."

Emerson: "How so?"

Colonel Fredricks: "Remember when he joined hair club for men?"

...

GMP Robot: "Halt! Sir! There appears to be a pollinator resting on your head!"

Leonard: " "

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Colonel Fredricks: "It could be worse."

Emerson: "How so?"

Colonel Fredricks: "Remember when he joined hair club for men?"

...

GMP Robot: "Halt! Sir! There appears to be a pollinator resting on your head!"

Leonard: " "

"Why does there appear to be a yeti behind Field Marshal Leonard's desk?"
"That's 'Tibetan Blonde', the toupee of the month."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:36 am

"So that explains the sasquatch sightings around Monument City..."
"'Canadian Tuft'. That was March Hair."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 1:50 pm

Aide: "Sir, perhaps you could go with the full battle helmet? After all it worked for Vader."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 5:07 pm

Louie Nichols: "Having just seen you eat, Commander Bernard, it's fortunate that I'm aware that you've spent the last year stranded on Invid-occupied Earth, because otherwise I'd be forced to conclude that you were raised by wolves."

Marcus: :shock:

"There are teeth marks on the PLATE!"

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 6:41 pm

Cook: "WHO THE HELL RAIDED THE FREEZER!?!?

"

Scott: *burp*

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 7:20 pm

Maia Sterling: "So, Coomander Bernard, I take it you haven't had real coffee in a while?"
Scott:"No. How could you tell?"
Maia: "Had an inkling after seeing the way you put Rush in a headlock and flip-throw dislocated his arm to liberate his cup of java."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 9:52 pm

Scott: "You guys should try what Rand calls 'coffee' and what he calls 'home-cooked meals'..."
Rand: "Like I said before...road-kill is perfectly.good eating!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:06 pm

Louie: "Bernard, you came up through Columbia...how could you NOT have encountered the True Bean?"
Scott: "It's not as if the Invid considered coffee essential enough to the dominated Human population to allow cultivation...I have it on reliable authority they're tea drinkers."
(Flashback: Just after the Battle of Reflex Point)
Rook: "Marlene, please label your 'herbal blend' when you make it? Rand grabbed the wrong pot again."
Marlene: "Oh dear...I hope it's not like last time..."
(Rand goes streaking past au naturale flapping his arms and yelling "I"m A BUTTERFLY YEARNING TO FLY FRRRRRRREEEEEE...")
Rook: "No, not that bad..."
Lunk: "RAND!! LOOK OUT FOR THAT CLIFF! IT'S-...ah hell... MAN OVERBOARD!"
Scott: "I'll get the ropes, you get a blanket and a backboard."
Rook: (eye twitching)"..."
Marlene: "I better set this stuff aside..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:17 pm

Marlene: "Maybe I shouldn't have put that Flower of Life petal in my tea pot..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 10:39 pm

taalismn wrote:"So that explains the sasquatch sightings around Monument City..."
"'Canadian Tuft'. That was March Hair."

SRoss wrote:Aide: "Sir, perhaps you could go with the full battle helmet? After all it worked for Vader."

taalismn wrote:Louie Nichols: "Having just seen you eat, Commander Bernard, it's fortunate that I'm aware that you've spent the last year stranded on Invid-occupied Earth, because otherwise I'd be forced to conclude that you were raised by wolves."

Marcus: "There are teeth marks on the PLATE!"

Chronicler wrote:Cook: "WHO THE HELL RAIDED THE FREEZER!?!? "

Scott: *burp*

taalismn wrote:Maia Sterling: "So, Coomander Bernard, I take it you haven't had real coffee in a while?"
Scott:"No. How could you tell?"
Maia: "Had an inkling after seeing the way you put Rush in a headlock and flip-throw dislocated his arm to liberate his cup of java."

Arnie100 wrote:Scott: "You guys should try what Rand calls 'coffee' and what he calls 'home-cooked meals'..."
Rand: "Like I said before...road-kill is perfectly.good eating!!"

taalismn wrote:Louie: "Bernard, you came up through Columbia...how could you NOT have encountered the True Bean?"
Scott: "It's not as if the Invid considered coffee essential enough to the dominated Human population to allow cultivation...I have it on reliable authority they're tea drinkers."
(Flashback: Just after the Battle of Reflex Point)
Rook: "Marlene, please label your 'herbal blend' when you make it? Rand grabbed the wrong pot again."
Marlene: "Oh dear...I hope it's not like last time..."
(Rand goes streaking past au naturale flapping his arms and yelling "I"m A BUTTERFLY YEARNING TO FLY FRRRRRRREEEEEE...")
Rook: "No, not that bad..."
Lunk: "RAND!! LOOK OUT FOR THAT CLIFF! IT'S-...ah hell... MAN OVERBOARD!"
Scott: "I'll get the ropes, you get a blanket and a backboard."
Rook: (eye twitching)"..."
Marlene: "I better set this stuff aside..."

Arnie100 wrote:Marlene: "Maybe I shouldn't have put that Flower of Life petal in my tea pot..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 09, 2014 11:28 pm

Maia: "Now Zentraedi coffee,..."
Marcus: "It's at least fifty percent caffeine by weight, isn't it?"
Scott: "Enough to cause seizures and heart attacks in anybody not blessed with a genetically engineered or superhuman constitution."
Louie: "Yes, I remember when Nova accidentally sipped from Dana's coffee cup."
Maia: "How badly did the coffee cup fragment?"
Louie: "Actually, Nova's cup hand was remarkably steady. She didn't spill a drop."
Scott: "Incredible.."
Louie: "The REST of her, on the other hand, was shaking so violently she destroyed her chair and the table, dislocated her other arm, both legs, and cracked three ribs...We could HEAR her veterbrae clicking like castanets."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:04 pm

THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

#5576 - Coffee - Nuf said. :nh:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:19 pm

Dennis Brown enters his quarters and finds Nova shaking on the ceiling.

Dennis: (on the intercom) "Hello, Dr. Grant? It looks like Nova got into the Zentraedi coffee again."

Nova: "Wwwwwoooooo ... I can see hyperspace..." :frazz:

Jean: "Sigh ... Ok, I'll bring the horse trancs."

glitterboy2098 · Tue Jun 10, 2014 1:31 pm

in our Friday game, we have one character planning to make "protoculture"-moonshine using a mix of grains, sugar, and pureed Flower of Life.. for our invid princess. i think that char also has plans for FoL/protoculture infused candy.

hopefully these get labelled really well.. or the rest of us might end up replicating Cowboy Bebop

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 4:38 pm

Rook: "Um, Rand, is stew really supposed to glow like that?"

So, is this character trying to get said Invid Princess drunk, or just showing off their alchemical skills?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 5:16 pm

"If it's not edible, can we weaponize it?"

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 6:30 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:in our Friday game, we have one character planning to make "protoculture"-moonshine using a mix of grains, sugar, and pureed Flower of Life.. for our invid princess. i think that char also has plans for FoL/protoculture infused candy.

hopefully these get labelled really well.. or the rest of us might end up replicating Cowboy Bebop

"Guys, I figured out how to make mega-damage Molotov's"

And thus the resistance rejoiced.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:18 pm

Chronicler wrote:[
"Guys, I figured out how to make mega-damage Molotov's"

And thus the resistance rejoiced.

"Problem is, the battlefield afterwards smells like fruit cocktail."

And hence Potpourri Explosives were introduced to Humanity's arsenals....

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 8:48 pm

taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:[
"Guys, I figured out how to make mega-damage Molotov's"

And thus the resistance rejoiced.

"Problem is, the battlefield afterwards smells like fruit cocktail."

And hence Potpourri Explosives were introduced to Humanity's arsenals....

"So? I like my fruity cocktails." *sips Appletini*

"...... The hell did you get that?"

"Replaced one of my fuel cells with the stuff."

Resistance fighters :roll:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:16 pm

Chronicler wrote:
"So? I like my fruity cocktails." *sips Appletini*

"...... The hell did you get that?"

"Replaced one of my fuel cells with the stuff."

Resistance fighters

Gourmet Munitions...For Those With an Appetite for Destruction.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:28 pm

taalismn wrote:Maia: "Now Zentraedi coffee,..."
Marcus: "It's at least fifty percent caffeine by weight, isn't it?"
Scott: "Enough to cause seizures and heart attacks in anybody not blessed with a genetically engineered or superhuman constitution."
Louie: "Yes, I remember when Nova accidentally sipped from Dana's coffee cup."
Maia: "How badly did the coffee cup fragment?"
Louie: "Actually, Nova's cup hand was remarkably steady. She didn't spill a drop."
Scott: "Incredible.."
Louie: "The REST of her, on the other hand, was shaking so violently she destroyed her chair and the table, dislocated her other arm, both legs, and cracked three ribs...We could HEAR her veterbrae clicking like castanets."

Good one.

SRoss wrote:
THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

#5576 - Coffee - Nuf said.

SRoss wrote:Dennis Brown enters his quarters and finds Nova shaking on the ceiling.

Dennis: (on the intercom) "Hello, Dr. Grant? It looks like Nova got into the Zentraedi coffee again."

Nova: "Wwwwwoooooo ... I can see hyperspace..."

Jean: "Sigh ... Ok, I'll bring the horse trancs."

glitterboy2098 wrote:in our Friday game, we have one character planning to make "protoculture"-moonshine using a mix of grains, sugar, and pureed Flower of Life.. for our invid princess. i think that char also has plans for FoL/protoculture infused candy.

hopefully these get labelled really well.. or the rest of us might end up replicating Cowboy Bebop

SRoss wrote:Rook: "Um, Rand, is stew really supposed to glow like that?"

So, is this character trying to get said Invid Princess drunk, or just showing off their alchemical skills?

taalismn wrote:"If it's not edible, can we weaponize it?"

Chronicler wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:in our Friday game, we have one character planning to make "protoculture"-moonshine using a mix of grains, sugar, and pureed Flower of Life.. for our invid princess. i think that char also has plans for FoL/protoculture infused candy.

hopefully these get labelled really well.. or the rest of us might end up replicating Cowboy Bebop

"Guys, I figured out how to make mega-damage Molotov's"

And thus the resistance rejoiced.

taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:[
"Guys, I figured out how to make mega-damage Molotov's"

And thus the resistance rejoiced.

"Problem is, the battlefield afterwards smells like fruit cocktail."

And hence Potpourri Explosives were introduced to Humanity's arsenals....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:29 pm

Chronicler wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:[
"Guys, I figured out how to make mega-damage Molotov's"

And thus the resistance rejoiced.

"Problem is, the battlefield afterwards smells like fruit cocktail."

And hence Potpourri Explosives were introduced to Humanity's arsenals....

"So? I like my fruity cocktails." *sips Appletini*

"...... The hell did you get that?"

"Replaced one of my fuel cells with the stuff."

Resistance fighters

taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:
"So? I like my fruity cocktails." *sips Appletini*

"...... The hell did you get that?"

"Replaced one of my fuel cells with the stuff."

Resistance fighters

Gourmet Munitions...For Those With an Appetite for Destruction.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:36 pm

"Uh-oh...Musica, did you just drink from that cup?"
"Yes, I did. Why, is there a problem?"
"Oh dear, that was Dana's coffee!"
"Angelo, clear away the furniture! Sean, Louie, get blankets and pillows! Bowie, talk to her! I'll get the medkit."
"What's wrong?"
"Musica, you're going to be okay, it's just that you've just imbibed a hyperstimulant!"
"This? This is ....weak. Not very flavorful. Surprisingly bland and institutional. Don you people have anything stronger than this?"
" :shock:

"
"Bowie...I foresee a very interesting married life ahead for you..."

glitterboy2098 · Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:07 pm

SRoss wrote:So, is this character trying to get said Invid Princess drunk, or just showing off their alchemical skills?

the character took on the idea that humanoid invid need protoculture in their diet, and the GM decided to play along. so right now the character has a tendancy to open up a protoculture cell every so often to drink it. which makes her stand out more than normal. the idea behind these protoculture foodstuffs is to get that dietary need supplied with items that are less attention getting. plus it'll mean our protoculture supply isn't reduced as fast.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:41 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:
SRoss wrote:So, is this character trying to get said Invid Princess drunk, or just showing off their alchemical skills?

the character took on the idea that humanoid invid need protoculture in their diet, and the GM decided to play along. so right now the character has a tendancy to open up a protoculture cell every so often to drink it. which makes her stand out more than normal. the idea behind these protoculture foodstuffs is to get that dietary need supplied with items that are less attention getting. plus it'll mean our protoculture supply isn't reduced as fast.

Invid: "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:10 pm

Note to Self: ALWAYS READ THE LABEL ON THE CAN BEFORE GETTING IN A CHUGGING CONTEST WITH AN INVID PRINCESS...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:19 pm

SRoss wrote:Note to Self: ALWAYS READ THE LABEL ON THE CAN BEFORE GETTING IN A CHUGGING CONTEST WITH AN INVID PRINCESS...

Lunk: "...er...?" :shock:

Rand: "Those are really lame costumes, ladies. What are you supposed to be? Truckers?"
Invid Princess: (removing beard and mustache) "Lunk hunters."
Invid Princess2:(taking a sweating and trembling Lunk by the arm and steering him to an awaiting van) "Come along, dear, it's easier if you don't fight it."

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:40 pm

Resistance fighter: "Man, how comes he gets all the chicks and us mooks get nothing. Not like we don't fight as hard as they do."

Resistance fighter2: "You have no idea do you :nh:

"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Jun 11, 2014 10:49 pm

taalismn wrote:"Uh-oh...Musica, did you just drink from that cup?"
"Yes, I did. Why, is there a problem?"
"Oh dear, that was Dana's coffee!"
"Angelo, clear away the furniture! Sean, Louie, get blankets and pillows! Bowie, talk to her! I'll get the medkit."
"What's wrong?"
"Musica, you're going to be okay, it;s just that you've just imbibed a hyperstimulant!"
"This? This is ....weak. Not very flavorful. Surprisingly bland and institutional. Don you people have anything stronger than this?"
" "
"Bowie...I foresee a very interesting married life ahead for you..."

glitterboy2098 wrote:
SRoss wrote:So, is this character trying to get said Invid Princess drunk, or just showing off their alchemical skills?

the character took on the idea that humanoid invid need protoculture in their diet, and the GM decided to play along. so right now the character has a tendancy to open up a protoculture cell every so often to drink it. which makes her stand out more than normal. the idea behind these protoculture foodstuffs is to get that dietary need supplied with items that are less attention getting. plus it'll mean our protoculture supply isn't reduced as fast.

Interesting.

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:
SRoss wrote:So, is this character trying to get said Invid Princess drunk, or just showing off their alchemical skills?

the character took on the idea that humanoid invid need protoculture in their diet, and the GM decided to play along. so right now the character has a tendancy to open up a protoculture cell every so often to drink it. which makes her stand out more than normal. the idea behind these protoculture foodstuffs is to get that dietary need supplied with items that are less attention getting. plus it'll mean our protoculture supply isn't reduced as fast.

Invid: "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!"

SRoss wrote:Note to Self: ALWAYS READ THE LABEL ON THE CAN BEFORE GETTING IN A CHUGGING CONTEST WITH AN INVID PRINCESS...

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Note to Self: ALWAYS READ THE LABEL ON THE CAN BEFORE GETTING IN A CHUGGING CONTEST WITH AN INVID PRINCESS...

Lunk: "...er...?"
Rand: "Those are really lame costumes, ladies. What are you supposed to be? Truckers?"
Invid Princess: (removing beard and mustache) "Lunk hunters."
Invid Princess2:(taking a sweating and trembling Lunk by the arm and steering him to an awaiting van) "Come along, dear, it's easier if you don;t fight it."

Chronicler wrote:Resistance fighter: "Man, how comes he gets all the chicks and us mooks get nothing. Not like we don't fight as hard as they do."

Resistance fighter2: "You have no idea do you "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 3:06 pm

Chronicler wrote:Resistance fighter: "Man, how comes he gets all the chicks and us mooks get nothing. Not like we don't fight as hard as they do."

Resistance fighter2: "You have no idea do you "

"Make love, not war!"
"That's what I said, just before my ex sprayed me with a flamethrower."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:41 pm

Lunk: (Looking at the two resistance fighters) "SAVE ME!!"
Resistance Fighter #1: "Alright! Maybe I'll get me some of that action!!"
Resistance Fighter #2: "Don't do it, man! Let tbem take him!!"
Resistance Fighter #1: "Oh; come on, what could posdibly -- "
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #1: :eek:

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Thu Jun 12, 2014 11:53 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Lunk: (Looking at the two resistance fighters) "SAVE ME!!"
Resistance Fighter #1: "Alright! Maybe I'll get me some of that action!!"
Resistance Fighter #2: "Don't do it, man! Let tbem take him!!"
Resistance Fighter #1: "Oh; come on, what could posdibly -- "
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #1:

Resistance Fighter #3: "So what did you tell him?"
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #3: ".... Huh me and my girlfriend do that every Tuesday."
Resistance Fighters #1 and #2: :eek:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Jun 13, 2014 12:05 am

taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:Resistance fighter: "Man, how comes he gets all the chicks and us mooks get nothing. Not like we don't fight as hard as they do."

Resistance fighter2: "You have no idea do you "

"Make love, not war!"
"That's what I said, just before my ex sprayed me with a flamethrower."

Arnie100 wrote:Lunk: (Looking at the two resistance fighters) "SAVE ME!!"
Resistance Fighter #1: "Alright! Maybe I'll get me some of that action!!"
Resistance Fighter #2: "Don't do it, man! Let tbem take him!!"
Resistance Fighter #1: "Oh; come on, what could posdibly -- "
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #1:

Chronicler wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Lunk: (Looking at the two resistance fighters) "SAVE ME!!"
Resistance Fighter #1: "Alright! Maybe I'll get me some of that action!!"
Resistance Fighter #2: "Don't do it, man! Let tbem take him!!"
Resistance Fighter #1: "Oh; come on, what could posdibly -- "
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #1:

Resistance Fighter #3: "So what did you tell him?"
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #3: ".... Huh me and my girlfriend do that every Tuesday."
Resistance Fighters #1 and #2:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 8:12 pm

Chronicler wrote:
Resistance Fighter #3: "So what did you tell him?"
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #3: ".... Huh me and my girlfriend do that every Tuesday."
Resistance Fighters #1 and #2:

Resistance Fighter #1: "Waitasecond. Just where the hell do you get kumquats in this sort of post-apocalyptic economy?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 9:47 pm

taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:
Resistance Fighter #3: "So what did you tell him?"
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #3: ".... Huh me and my girlfriend do that every Tuesday."
Resistance Fighters #1 and #2:

Resistance Fighter #1: "Waitasecond. Just where the hell do you get kumquats in this sort of post-apocalyptic economy?"

An Iigaa shows up pushing Fruit cart...

Iigaa: (Activating speaker on the cart) "Kumquats! Get your Kumquats! Strait from the Genesis Pit! Get'm while their fresh!"

Resistance Fighters #1 & #2 and Rand: :shock:

Rook: (Covers Annie's eyes)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 9:52 pm

taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:
Resistance Fighter #3: "So what did you tell him?"
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #3: ".... Huh me and my girlfriend do that every Tuesday."
Resistance Fighters #1 and #2:

Resistance Fighter #1: "Waitasecond. Just where the hell do you get kumquats in this sort of post-apocalyptic economy?"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:
Resistance Fighter #3: "So what did you tell him?"
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #3: ".... Huh me and my girlfriend do that every Tuesday."
Resistance Fighters #1 and #2:

Resistance Fighter #1: "Waitasecond. Just where the hell do you get kumquats in this sort of post-apocalyptic economy?"

An Iigaa shows up pushing Fruit cart...

Iigaa: (Activating speaker on the cart) "Kumquats! Get your Kumquats! Strait from the Genesis Pit! Get'm while their fresh!"

Resistance Fighters #1 & #2 and Rand:

Rook: (Covers Annie's eyes)

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 10:31 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:
Resistance Fighter #3: "So what did you tell him?"
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #3: ".... Huh me and my girlfriend do that every Tuesday."
Resistance Fighters #1 and #2:

Resistance Fighter #1: "Waitasecond. Just where the hell do you get kumquats in this sort of post-apocalyptic economy?"

An Iigaa shows up pushing Fruit cart...

Iigaa: (Activating speaker on the cart) "Kumquats! Get your Kumquats! Strait from the Genesis Pit! Get'm while their fresh!"

Resistance Fighters #1 & #2 and Rand:

Rook: (Covers Annie's eyes)

Resistance Fighter #3: "I'll take a dozen."

Rook: "You deprived son of a *****."

Resistance Fighter #3: "Not my fault she's into that."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jun 15, 2014 11:53 pm

Annie: "What's a kumquat? Can I use it with my Corgie-Poo?"
Rook: "Now; Annie..."
Rand: "That might not be such a bad idea..."
Corg: "How did I get here?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 9:42 am

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "What's a kumquat? Can I use it with my Corgie-Poo?"

Rand: "I imagine it depends which end you stuff it in..."
Annie: "I don't get it."
Rand: "I'd believe that if you hadn't said it while in your older post-puberty form, Annie."
Annie: "Oops."
Corg: " :eek:

"
Rand: "Please, Corg, that expression does NOT translate well on your normally sneering features."
Corg: " :shock:

"
Rand: "Better."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:24 pm

Chronicler wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:
Resistance Fighter #3: "So what did you tell him?"
Resistance Fighter #2: (Whispers in ear...)
Resistance Fighter #3: ".... Huh me and my girlfriend do that every Tuesday."
Resistance Fighters #1 and #2:

Resistance Fighter #1: "Waitasecond. Just where the hell do you get kumquats in this sort of post-apocalyptic economy?"

An Iigaa shows up pushing Fruit cart...

Iigaa: (Activating speaker on the cart) "Kumquats! Get your Kumquats! Strait from the Genesis Pit! Get'm while their fresh!"

Resistance Fighters #1 & #2 and Rand:

Rook: (Covers Annie's eyes)

Resistance Fighter #3: "I'll take a dozen."

Rook: "You deprived son of a *****."

Resistance Fighter #3: "Not my fault she's into that."

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "What's a kumquat? Can I use it with my Corgie-Poo?"
Rook: "Now; Annie..."
Rand: "That might not be such a bad idea..."
Corg: "How did I get here?!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "What's a kumquat? Can I use it with my Corgie-Poo?"

Rand: "I imagine it depends which end you stuff it in..."
Annie: "I don't get it."
Rand: "I'd believe that if you hadn't said it while in your older post-puberty form, Annie."
Annie: "Oops."
Corg: " "
Rand: "Please, Corg, that expression does NOT translate well on your normally sneering features."
Corg: " "
Rand: "Better."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 5:14 pm

Corg: "Wait, since when does this inferior human barbarian give stage directions to a superior lifeform such as myself?!"
Rook: "Because nobody does "Oh $#!+!" :shock:

facial expressions better than Rand. He's had lots of experience in it."
Lancer: "And lived to tell of it."
Scott: "No insta-cloning for Rand."
Rand: "Religious objection. I don't want to deal with that existentialist paradox garbage about whether I'm the continuation of the previous incarnation or simply a copy with the memories of a dead guy."
Sera: "And the emotional bagagge of same."
(Zor Prime: "HEY!")
Corg: "That's almost...respectable..."
Rand: "Downside is, I FEEL every ache, pain, and near-fatal incident, and I'm typically in traction or heavily banadaged for months at a time. Hate to think what the long term consequences are."
Scott: "Wait, don't you use stunt-doubles?"
Rand: "Only in-story. The rest of the random #### happens to me on its own. At least until I can figure a way to contract that out to an appropriate meat-shield."
(Karno suddenly gets a bad shiver downn his spine)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:18 pm

taalismn wrote:Scott: "Wait, don't you use stunt-doubles?"
Rand: "Only in-story. The rest of the random #### happens to me on its own. At least until I can figure a way to contract that out to an appropriate meat-shield."
(Karno suddenly gets a bad shiver downn his spine)

In a darkened office, a phone rings...

Sammie: "Hello. Oh, Musica! How can I help you?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 17, 2014 8:46 pm

"We call it 'pre-emptive anticipatory quantum transference of physical alteration'. Sort of like bonded particles mirroring each other's behavior and phase-state, only here the effect doesn't actually happen to one of the pair before the phase-state is enacted on the other partner in the bond."
"I'm not sure Rand would like to be 'bonded' to Karno in any such way, but I think I can pitch the case that it will cut down on his medical stays."