Nick cage as karl prosek
Betty white as erin tarn
Danny McBride as Joseph prosek
WORST cast for a Rifts movie?
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Re: WORST cast for a Rifts movie?
Your local Lurker and Temporal Wizard Extrodinaire,
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Cosmic Forge or bust.
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Cosmic Forge or bust.
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Re: WORST cast for a Rifts movie?
Nightfactory wrote:"You've tried the best, now try the WORST." -- David Letterman
If you could cast the worst people to play a role in a Rifts movie who would you choose?
My picks:
Tom Cruise - Ley Line Walker
Michelle Rodriegez - Rogue Scholar
Vin Diesel - Grey Seer
Milla Jovovich - Psi-Druid
Adam Sandler - Cyber-Knight
Captain Crunch - Glitterboy Pilot
Ben Stein - Crazy
Neil Patrick Harris - Emperor Prosek
Mike Tyson - Joseph Prosek
Lady Ga Ga - Erin Tarn
Foghorn Leghorn - Alistair Dunscon
Justin Beiber - King Robert Creed of Tolkeen
Yours?
I can not possibly beat this with living actors. I suppose I could use a list of high school drama 1 drop outs but...no this still wins.
Chronicle wrote:Nick cage as karl prosek
Betty white as erin tarn
Danny McBride as Joseph prosek
Sorry Chronicle, I have to give this to Nightfactory as there is a slim chance Nick Cage and Betty Whit could pull it off.
Lady Ga Ga, you can't beat that.
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Re: WORST cast for a Rifts movie?
Took a good read and I agree.
Your local Lurker and Temporal Wizard Extrodinaire,
Chronicle
Cosmic Forge or bust.
Love me some Phood
Where is the wood in Wormwood.
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Chronicle
Cosmic Forge or bust.
Love me some Phood
Where is the wood in Wormwood.
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Re: WORST cast for a Rifts movie?
Skreech-Emperor Prosek.
Taylor Lautner-leyline walker.
Tom Skerrit-rogue scholar.
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Taylor Lautner-leyline walker.
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Re: WORST cast for a Rifts movie?
Tori Spelling as anything...
Tom Cruise as anything other than the first person killed as collateral damage (say, a wall falls on him or something... this would amuse).
Tom Cruise as anything other than the first person killed as collateral damage (say, a wall falls on him or something... this would amuse).
Eyes without life, maggot-ridden corpses, mountains of skulls... these are a few of my favourite things.
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Re: WORST cast for a Rifts movie?
Chris Rock as Desmond Bradford
Kevin Smith as a Phaeton Juicer
Ben Stein as a Crazy
Denise Richards or Rihanna as the head of Chi-Town Intelligence
Tom Hanks as a Murder-Wraith
Gilbert Godfrey or 'Bobcat' Goldthwaite as the voice of A.R.C.H.I.E. Three
Shaquille O'Neal as ANY Dwarf
Verne Troyer or Peter Dinklage as ANY Elf
(I'm going for the cringe factor, here -imagine having to put up with anyone on this list in those roles for a full two hours!)
Kevin Smith as a Phaeton Juicer
Ben Stein as a Crazy
Denise Richards or Rihanna as the head of Chi-Town Intelligence
Tom Hanks as a Murder-Wraith
Gilbert Godfrey or 'Bobcat' Goldthwaite as the voice of A.R.C.H.I.E. Three
Shaquille O'Neal as ANY Dwarf
Verne Troyer or Peter Dinklage as ANY Elf
(I'm going for the cringe factor, here -imagine having to put up with anyone on this list in those roles for a full two hours!)
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16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!