Robotech Blooper Reels

[Arnie100]

Scott: "Could you imagine what a Rand-Karno hybrid would look like? Look at the problems we had with those Kyle clones just a while ago..."

[taalismn]

Scott: "Could you imagine what a Rand-Karno hybrid would look like? Look at the problems we had with those Kyle clones just a while ago..."

Rand: "I will ascribe your most recent utterance, Scott, to lack of sleep and a temporary failure of your higher brain functions. We will never speak of such a subject as you mentioned, ever again."

[Alpha 11]

Corg: "Wait, since when does this inferior human barbarian give stage directions to a superior lifeform such as myself?!"
Rook: "Because nobody does "Oh $#!+!" facial expressions better than Rand. He's had lots of experience in it."
Lancer: "And lived to tell of it."
Scott: "No insta-cloning for Rand."
Rand: "Religious objection. I don't want to deal with that existentialist paradox garbage about whether I'm the continuation of the previous incarnation or simply a copy with the memories of a dead guy."
Sera: "And the emotional bagagge of same."
(Zor Prime: "HEY!")
Corg: "That's almost...respectable..."
Rand: "Downside is, I FEEL every ache, pain, and near-fatal incident, and I'm typically in traction or heavily banadaged for months at a time. Hate to think what the long term consequences are."
Scott: "Wait, don't you use stunt-doubles?"
Rand: "Only in-story. The rest of the random #### happens to me on its own. At least until I can figure a way to contract that out to an appropriate meat-shield."
(Karno suddenly gets a bad shiver downn his spine)

Scott: "Wait, don't you use stunt-doubles?"
Rand: "Only in-story. The rest of the random #### happens to me on its own. At least until I can figure a way to contract that out to an appropriate meat-shield."
(Karno suddenly gets a bad shiver downn his spine)

In a darkened office, a phone rings...

Sammie: "Hello. Oh, Musica! How can I help you?"

"We call it 'pre-emptive anticipatory quantum transference of physical alteration'. Sort of like bonded particles mirroring each other's behavior and phase-state, only here the effect doesn't actually happen to one of the pair before the phase-state is enacted on the other partner in the bond."
"I'm not sure Rand would like to be 'bonded' to Karno in any such way, but I think I can pitch the case that it will cut down on his medical stays."

Scott: "Could you imagine what a Rand-Karno hybrid would look like? Look at the problems we had with those Kyle clones just a while ago..."

Scott: "Could you imagine what a Rand-Karno hybrid would look like? Look at the problems we had with those Kyle clones just a while ago..."

Rand: "I will ascribe your most recent utterance, Scott, to lack of sleep and a temporary failure of your higher brain functions. We will never speak of such a subject as you mentioned, ever again."

[taalismn]

"So, Rook, how's the Rand's trial run with the new stunt double system working out?"
"It's working well, but that that's the problem. It might be working TOO well.."
"Oh?"
"Well, they're still calibrating the quantum whatsit, so for safety's sake, they've set the parameters rather liberally. Didn't take too long for us to realize that it shunts ALL damage to the 'hurt sink". Well, I'd have thought Rand, being as self-reliant as he is would take exception to such, but I'm afraid the idea that he's effectively invincible might have gone to his head."
"Rook, you know how modest Rand is; he's the most realistically minded of us all when it comes to knowing his limits."
"Scott, I caught him shaving this morning."
"So?"
"-with a chainsaw."
"..."
"That's what I thought."
"We may have to look into an intervention."


NYYYNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Not a scratch!"

"Great Maker, is that Karno?! It looks like something chewed his face off!!!"

[Arnie100]

Rand: "What do you mean...you're taking away my Karno clones? That I have to do my stunts myself?!"
Scott: "It's.for the best. It'll keep you from doing stupid things..."
Rand: "What stupid things?"
Scott: "Well, for starters...(Points at chainsaw)"
Rook: "I also have a list."
Rand: "You didn't have to get that detailed!"
Karno: "Yes! That means I'm safe!!" (Fist pump)
Scott: "Not quite...we're gonna use you for the rest of us!"
Karno: "HAH!! What about your females?"
Rook: "Oh; we've got that covered! (Points at female Karno clone)"
Karno:

[taalismn]

"Come on, please?"
"No!"
"Pretty please? One last time, just for posterity's sake?"
"N--okay, one last time, Rand, then you have to start using commonsense."
"Okay, I always wanted to pet a honeybadger."


"GYAAAGGGHHHHH!!!"
"Jeez, Karno, what's eating YOU?"

[Arnie100]

Rand: "Just one more...I swear!"
Rook: Alright. But this is IT! What do you wanna do?"
Rand: "Swim with Great White Sharks! Without a cage!"
Karno: "What's a shark? (Seeing the massive predators) Oh, my..."

[taalismn]

Rand: "Just one more...I swear!"
Rook: Alright. But this is IT! What do you wanna do?"
Rand: "Swim with Great White Sharks! Without a cage!"
Karno: "What's a shark? (Seeing the massive predators) Oh, my..."

"Hey, Karno! Interesting skin rash! What did you step in this time?"

[Arnie100]

Rand: "Just one more...I swear!"
Rook: Alright. But this is IT! What do you wanna do?"
Rand: "Swim with Great White Sharks! Without a cage!"
Karno: "What's a shark? (Seeing the massive predators) Oh, my..."

"Hey, Karno! Interesting skin rash! What did you step in this time?"

Karno: "Something the human called 'poison ivy'?"

[taalismn]

"Since when does poison ivy come with twenty-four inch-wide jaws?"

Regis: "I call it the 'Venus Man-Trap'. It will look very pretty around the edges of my Genesis Pits."

[SRoss]

"Think we should tell him those are not Great Whites, But actually Megadons from the Genesis Pit?"

"Nah he'll figure that out on his own."

[taalismn]

Rules of Sci-Fi Survival:

*Stumpy's Law---If you absolutely MUST poke an alien creature, fallen meteor, or unfamiliar piece of technology, choose a longer stick than what you currently have.

*Haydon's Law---When accepting gifts of alien technology, politely ask for all accompanying technical data, blueprints, and service manuals, and thoroughly test before adopting as a standard piece of equipment in your forces. Defy any objections to the scrutiny as part of normal organizational bureaucracy.

*Zor's Law---Don't bottleneck your energy supply by relying on something with a finite supply, or a difficult to produce/easy to hijack source.

*Sulaco's Law---If your vessel has been invaded by a parasitic lifeform, even though you think you've defeated it, before entering hibernation, go over every square inch of your vessel to make sure you've really gotten rid of it. Ideally, destroy or jettison any portions of the vessel/equipment the alien lifeform could have come into contact with. If necessary, abandon the vessel completely and resort to smaller lifecraft.

*Allamagoosa's Law---Do not rely on the first translation of alien communications to make policy decisions. Consider several different interpretations of the translation and devise appropriate planning for each.

*Kane's Law---If a crewmember or colleague has been attacked and parasitized by an unknown alien organism, destroy them immediately. Even if the alien is benign, the burden of proof is on them to prove benign intent and it should know better than to attack possible friends/allies. You can mourn your lost colleague later, with your extended life expectancy.

[SRoss]

*Baltar's Law ---Never install any integrated systems or software that can't be disabled or overridden if necessary.

[Arnie100]

*Ripley's Law---If fhe alien creature looks at you funny, don't hesitate to kill it with whatever you have available. Better safe then sorry.

*Newt's Law--If you have to go into any place that looks scary, always volunteer someone ELSE.

[Chronicler]

Rules of Sci-Fi Survival:

*Stumpy's Law---If you absolutely MUST poke an alien creature, fallen meteor, or unfamiliar piece of technology, choose a longer stick than what you currently have.

*Haydon's Law---When accepting gifts of alien technology, politely ask for all accompanying technical data, blueprints, and service manuals, and thoroughly test before adopting as a standard piece of equipment in your forces. Defy any objections to the scrutiny as part of normal organizational bureaucracy.

*Zor's Law---Don't bottleneck your energy supply by relying on something with a finite supply, or a difficult to produce/easy to hijack source.

*Sulaco's Law---If your vessel has been invaded by a parasitic lifeform, even though you think you've defeated it, before entering hibernation, go over every square inch of your vessel to make sure you've really gotten rid of it. Ideally, destroy or jettison any portions of the vessel/equipment the alien lifeform could have come into contact with. If necessary, abandon the vessel completely and resort to smaller lifecraft.

*Allamagoosa's Law---Do not rely on the first translation of alien communications to make policy decisions. Consider several different interpretations of the translation and devise appropriate planning for each.

*Kane's Law---If a crewmember or colleague has been attacked and parasitized by an unknown alien organism, destroy them immediately. Even if the alien is benign, the burden of proof is on them to prove benign intent and it should know better than to attack possible friends/allies. You can mourn your lost colleague later, with your extended life expectancy.

J's Law: Just because it's small doesn't mean it can hurt.

Steven's Law: Even with low computing power you can still give an alien mothership a cold.

Steven's Law pt.2: You should always great a hostile alien with a warm welcome and a swift blow to the head.

[taalismn]

*Horizon's Law---Any rescue mission important enough to send ONE rescue vessel to accomplish it, is important enough to send TWO ships for added safety.

*Kutuzov's Corollary to Horizon's Law---Any mission important enough to send two ships to accomplish. is important enough to send a WARSHIP along as escort, overwatch, and last resort.

[taalismn]

*Baltar's Law ---Never install any integrated systems or software that can't be disabled or overridden if necessary.

*Baltar's Rule of Separation of Couch and State---Keep your work and your sex life totally separate. Never keep your work where your bedmates can access it, never instigate government upgrades at your lover's behest or direction.

[Arnie100]

*Newt's Law #2--When in doubt, RUN.

*Hammond's Law Of Recreational Parks--Never clone any creature that can eat you or your guests.

[Alpha 11]

"So, Rook, how's the Rand's trial run with the new stunt double system working out?"
"It's working well, but that that's the problem. It might be working TOO well.."
"Oh?"
"Well, they're still calibrating the quantum whatsit, so for safety's sake, they've set the parameters rather liberally. Didn't take too long for us to realize that it shunts ALL damage to the 'hurt sink". Well, I'd have thought Rand, being as self-reliant as he is would take exception to such, but I'm afraid the idea that he's effectively invincible might have gone to his head."
"Rook, you know how modest Rand is; he's the most realistically minded of us all when it comes to knowing his limits."
"Scott, I caught him shaving this morning."
"So?"
"-with a chainsaw."
"..."
"That's what I thought."
"We may have to look into an intervention."


NYYYNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
"Not a scratch!"

"Great Maker, is that Karno?! It looks like something chewed his face off!!!"

Rand: "What do you mean...you're taking away my Karno clones? That I have to do my stunts myself?!"
Scott: "It's.for the best. It'll keep you from doing stupid things..."
Rand: "What stupid things?"
Scott: "Well, for starters...(Points at chainsaw)"
Rook: "I also have a list."
Rand: "You didn't have to get that detailed!"
Karno: "Yes! That means I'm safe!!" (Fist pump)
Scott: "Not quite...we're gonna use you for the rest of us!"
Karno: "HAH!! What about your females?"
Rook: "Oh; we've got that covered! (Points at female Karno clone)"
Karno:

"Come on, please?"
"No!"
"Pretty please? One last time, just for posterity's sake?"
"N--okay, one last time, Rand, then you have to start using commonsense."
"Okay, I always wanted to pet a honeybadger."


"GYAAAGGGHHHHH!!!"
"Jeez, Karno, what's eating YOU?"

Rand: "Just one more...I swear!"
Rook: Alright. But this is IT! What do you wanna do?"
Rand: "Swim with Great White Sharks! Without a cage!"
Karno: "What's a shark? (Seeing the massive predators) Oh, my..."

[Alpha 11]

Rand: "Just one more...I swear!"
Rook: Alright. But this is IT! What do you wanna do?"
Rand: "Swim with Great White Sharks! Without a cage!"
Karno: "What's a shark? (Seeing the massive predators) Oh, my..."

"Hey, Karno! Interesting skin rash! What did you step in this time?"

Rand: "Just one more...I swear!"
Rook: Alright. But this is IT! What do you wanna do?"
Rand: "Swim with Great White Sharks! Without a cage!"
Karno: "What's a shark? (Seeing the massive predators) Oh, my..."

"Hey, Karno! Interesting skin rash! What did you step in this time?"

Karno: "Something the human called 'poison ivy'?"

"Since when does poison ivy come with twenty-four inch-wide jaws?"

Regis: "I call it the 'Venus Man-Trap'. It will look very pretty around the edges of my Genesis Pits."

"Think we should tell him those are not Great Whites, But actually Megadons from the Genesis Pit?"

"Nah he'll figure that out on his own."

Rules of Sci-Fi Survival:

*Stumpy's Law---If you absolutely MUST poke an alien creature, fallen meteor, or unfamiliar piece of technology, choose a longer stick than what you currently have.

*Haydon's Law---When accepting gifts of alien technology, politely ask for all accompanying technical data, blueprints, and service manuals, and thoroughly test before adopting as a standard piece of equipment in your forces. Defy any objections to the scrutiny as part of normal organizational bureaucracy.

*Zor's Law---Don't bottleneck your energy supply by relying on something with a finite supply, or a difficult to produce/easy to hijack source.

*Sulaco's Law---If your vessel has been invaded by a parasitic lifeform, even though you think you've defeated it, before entering hibernation, go over every square inch of your vessel to make sure you've really gotten rid of it. Ideally, destroy or jettison any portions of the vessel/equipment the alien lifeform could have come into contact with. If necessary, abandon the vessel completely and resort to smaller lifecraft.

*Allamagoosa's Law---Do not rely on the first translation of alien communications to make policy decisions. Consider several different interpretations of the translation and devise appropriate planning for each.

*Kane's Law---If a crewmember or colleague has been attacked and parasitized by an unknown alien organism, destroy them immediately. Even if the alien is benign, the burden of proof is on them to prove benign intent and it should know better than to attack possible friends/allies. You can mourn your lost colleague later, with your extended life expectancy.

*Baltar's Law ---Never install any integrated systems or software that can't be disabled or overridden if necessary.

*Ripley's Law---If fhe alien creature looks at you funny, don't hesitate to kill it with whatever you have available. Better safe then sorry.

*Newt's Law--If you have to go into any place that looks scary, always volunteer someone ELSE.

Rules of Sci-Fi Survival:

*Stumpy's Law---If you absolutely MUST poke an alien creature, fallen meteor, or unfamiliar piece of technology, choose a longer stick than what you currently have.

*Haydon's Law---When accepting gifts of alien technology, politely ask for all accompanying technical data, blueprints, and service manuals, and thoroughly test before adopting as a standard piece of equipment in your forces. Defy any objections to the scrutiny as part of normal organizational bureaucracy.

*Zor's Law---Don't bottleneck your energy supply by relying on something with a finite supply, or a difficult to produce/easy to hijack source.

*Sulaco's Law---If your vessel has been invaded by a parasitic lifeform, even though you think you've defeated it, before entering hibernation, go over every square inch of your vessel to make sure you've really gotten rid of it. Ideally, destroy or jettison any portions of the vessel/equipment the alien lifeform could have come into contact with. If necessary, abandon the vessel completely and resort to smaller lifecraft.

*Allamagoosa's Law---Do not rely on the first translation of alien communications to make policy decisions. Consider several different interpretations of the translation and devise appropriate planning for each.

*Kane's Law---If a crewmember or colleague has been attacked and parasitized by an unknown alien organism, destroy them immediately. Even if the alien is benign, the burden of proof is on them to prove benign intent and it should know better than to attack possible friends/allies. You can mourn your lost colleague later, with your extended life expectancy.

J's Law: Just because it's small doesn't mean it can hurt.

Steven's Law: Even with low computing power you can still give an alien mothership a cold.

Steven's Law pt.2: You should always great a hostile alien with a warm welcome and a swift blow to the head.

*Horizon's Law---Any rescue mission important enough to send ONE rescue vessel to accomplish it, is important enough to send TWO ships for added safety.

*Kutuzov's Corollary to Horizon's Law---Any mission important enough to send two ships to accomplish. is important enough to send a WARSHIP along as escort, overwatch, and last resort.

*Baltar's Law ---Never install any integrated systems or software that can't be disabled or overridden if necessary.

*Baltar's Rule of Separation of Couch and State---Keep your work and your sex life totally separate. Never keep your work where your bedmates can access it, never instigate government upgrades at your lover's behest or direction.

*Newt's Law #2--When in doubt, RUN.

*Hammond's Law Of Recreational Parks--Never clone any creature that can eat you or your guests.

[Arnie100]

*Rico's Law--Kill tbem, KILL THEM ALL!!

*Zim's Law--A knife can be useful in a firefight. Put Your hand up against the wall. (Thunk) See?

*Murhpy's Law--Shoot the bad guy first, and don't worry about the paperwork.

[taalismn]

*Ripley's Second Law of Xenobioloy---Assume the alien lifeform can survive exposure to vacuum.

*Locutus's Law---When dealing with a species known to possess teleportation capabilities, don't assume you destroyed them when you destroyed their ship; assume they're now on yours.

[Arnie100]

*Ripley''s Third Law Of Xenobiology--Nuke it from orbit. Just to be sure.

*Burke's Law Of Xenobiology--Find a way to exploit the alien lifeform...from a safe distance and protected by a platoon of heavily-armed Marines.

*Ripley's Fourth Law Of Xenobiology--Stay away from any executive from your company. They're more dangerous then the alien lifeform.

Giant Monster Attack Survivor's Law--When you hear the loud footsteps and feel the ground beneath you shake...Don't just stand there; you idiot, RUN!

Alien Invasion Survivor's Law--When you see large spaceships coming out of the sky, it's generally not a good sign.

[taalismn]

*Ripley's Fifth Law Of Xenobiology---Regardless of how exotic an alien lifeform's biochemistry is, it will still try to eat you.

*Hudson's Law of Space Combat---Don't volunteer, don't sign up for another hitch.

[Arnie100]

Vasquez' Law Of Space Combat--Let's ROCK!! (Massive burst of machine gun fire soon follows)

Hick's Law Of Space Combat--Always carry an extra weapon -- for close encounters.

Dredd's Law--If they don't drop their weapons when ordered, they're guilty. Hold up. They have weapons, they're already guilty.

The Punisher's Law--The guilty must be punished. (BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!)

[taalismn]

There's been several Judge Dredd/Batman xovers; that seems to have established DC as the Dredd xover of choice. A pity; woulda been interesting to have seen Dredd meet the Punisher.
Not that there would be much of a contest; Dredd would see the Punisher as a illegal vigilante usurping the law for his own purposes, while the Punisher would see the Judges as the tyrannical police state enforcers.
Ultimately, though, Dredd would probably turn the Punisher loose on the last page after they fought some common enemy*, but Dredd would get in the last word.

(*After all, Dredd lets Batman go, but only after giving him a stern warning. In later xovers, he beats the snot out of Wayne rather than tell him that he's only free because Anderson's prophecized that a free and living Batman is vital to the future survival of Megacity One)

[Alpha 11]

*Rico's Law--Kill tbem, KILL THEM ALL!!

*Zim's Law--A knife can be useful in a firefight. Put Your hand up against the wall. (Thunk) See?

*Murhpy's Law--Shoot the bad guy first, and don't worry about the paperwork.

*Ripley's Second Law of Xenobioloy---Assume the alien lifeform can survive exposure to vacuum.

*Locutus's Law---When dealing with a species known to possess teleportation capabilities, don't assume you destroyed them when you destroyed their ship; assume they're now on yours.

These all have been good.

*Ripley''s Third Law Of Xenobiology--Nuke it from orbit. Just to be sure.

*Burke's Law Of Xenobiology--Find a way to exploit the alien lifeform...from a safe distance and protected by a platoon of heavily-armed Marines.

*Ripley's Fourth Law Of Xenobiology--Stay away from any executive from your company. They're more dangerous then the alien lifeform.

Giant Monster Attack Survivor's Law--When you hear the loud footsteps and feel the ground beneath you shake...Don't just stand there; you idiot, RUN!

Alien Invasion Survivor's Law--When you see large spaceships coming out of the sky, it's generally not a good sign.

*Ripley's Fifth Law Of Xenobiology---Regardless of how exotic an alien lifeform's biochemistry is, it will still try to eat you.

*Hudson's Law of Space Combat---Don't volunteer, don't sign up for another hitch.

Vasquez' Law Of Space Combat--Let's ROCK!! (Massive burst of machine gun fire soon follows)

Hick's Law Of Space Combat--Always carry an extra weapon -- for close encounters.

Dredd's Law--If they don't drop their weapons when ordered, they're guilty. Hold up. They have weapons, they're already guilty.

The Punisher's Law--The guilty must be punished. (BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM!!)

There's been several Judge Dredd/Batman xovers; that seems to have established DC as the Dredd xover of choice. A pity; woulda been interesting to have seen Dredd meet the Punisher.
Not that there would be much of a contest; Dredd would see the Punisher as a illegal vigilante usurping the law for his own purposes, while the Punisher would see the Judges as the tyrannical police state enforcers.
Ultimately, though, Dredd would probably turn the Punisher loose on the last page after they fought some common enemy*, but Dredd would get in the last word.

(*After all, Dredd lets Batman go, but only after giving him a stern warning. In later xovers, he beats the snot out of Wayne rather than tell him that he's only free because Anderson's prophecized that a free and living Batman is vital to the future survival of Megacity One)

There has been some Predator/Batman crossover, and Superman/Alien, Superman/Terminator crossovers, also.

[say652]

Batmans law on Aliens. Pfft I'm Batman.

[Arnie100]

Batman's Law--Bring them in. Any way you can.

Luthor's Law--They're dangerous...ALL of them. Especially.the fool in the blue tights and red cape.

The Joker's Law--Law? What law? (Laughs maniacally)

[SRoss]

ED-209 Law --- Make sure it works properly BEFORE giving it live ammo.

[Arnie100]

Wolverine's Law--SNIKT!!

Blade's Law--BLAMBLAMSLICEBLAMSLICESLICE!!

Hulk's Law--HULK SMASH!!

[say652]

Coalition Law of Aliens. Skeesh..."Fire all missiles"

[Alpha 11]

Batmans law on Aliens. Pfft I'm Batman.

Batman's Law--Bring them in. Any way you can.

Luthor's Law--They're dangerous...ALL of them. Especially.the fool in the blue tights and red cape.

The Joker's Law--Law? What law? (Laughs maniacally)

ED-209 Law --- Make sure it works properly BEFORE giving it live ammo.

Wolverine's Law--SNIKT!!

Blade's Law--BLAMBLAMSLICEBLAMSLICESLICE!!

Hulk's Law--HULK SMASH!!

Coalition Law of Aliens. Skeesh..."Fire all missiles"

[Arnie100]

Harley's Law--Whatever my puddin'; uhmm, MR. J says, goes! (Shoots underling) Am I right, boys?! (Shoots another underling...and another...and so on) Puddin'...we're outta underlings!"

Underling's Law--Do whatever the boss says...and that crazy girlfriend of his, too!

The Joker: "Am I going to have to hold another talent contest, Harley?"
Harley: "Oohh...Mr. J, can I be the judge, jury and executioner?"

[say652]

Kirks law on aliens.
"So, you come here, often??"

[Arnie100]

Kirks law on aliens.
"So, you come here, often??"

Visiual example:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjBD6vLUOAE

Rand's Law On Stunt Double's--Where's my Karno clone?"

Rook's Law On Rand's Law--(Smack upside the head)

[SRoss]

Kirks law on aliens.
"So, you come here, often??"

Little known fact, it wasn't Zor who seduced the Regess. The Masters sent Kirk.

Ok not exactly but he was their first try.

[say652]

Kinda makes me want to create a super powered space captain.
Whats his power you ask??
Charisma and immunity to Std's
And the all powerful, comma.

[taalismn]

Kinda makes me want to create a super powered space captain.
Whats his power you ask??
Charisma and immunity to Std's
And the all powerful, comma.

Don't forget: Shapeshifting and Universal Genetic Compatibility, so he/she/it isn't limited to one species/gender.

[Alpha 11]

Harley's Law--Whatever my puddin'; uhmm, MR. J says, goes! (Shoots underling) Am I right, boys?! (Shoots another underling...and another...and so on) Puddin'...we're outta underlings!"

Underling's Law--Do whatever the boss says...and that crazy girlfriend of his, too!

The Joker: "Am I going to have to hold another talent contest, Harley?"
Harley: "Oohh...Mr. J, can I be the judge, jury and executioner?"

Kirks law on aliens.
"So, you come here, often??"

Kirks law on aliens.
"So, you come here, often??"

Visiual example:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pjBD6vLUOAE

Rand's Law On Stunt Double's--Where's my Karno clone?"

Rook's Law On Rand's Law--(Smack upside the head)

Kirks law on aliens.
"So, you come here, often??"

Little known fact, it wasn't Zor who seduced the Regess. The Masters sent Kirk.

Ok not exactly but he was their first try.

Kinda makes me want to create a super powered space captain.
Whats his power you ask??
Charisma and immunity to Std's
And the all powerful, comma.

Kinda makes me want to create a super powered space captain.
Whats his power you ask??
Charisma and immunity to Std's
And the all powerful, comma.

Don't forget: Shapeshifting and Universal Genetic Compatibility, so he/she/it isn't limited to one species/gender.

[taalismn]

"DO you really have to interrupt me? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something here very important with the alien ambassador?"
"Yessir, but you might like to know you're seducing the alien ambassador's FURNITURE."
"....oops..."

[Arnie100]

"Have you seen the Captain?"
"No, Sir. He's been busy on that planet of prehistoric cavewomen..."
"Doing what?"
"Instructing them on 'relationship rituals', Sir."

[Alpha 11]

"DO you really have to interrupt me? Can't you see I'm in the middle of something here very important with the alien ambassador?"
"Yessir, but you might like to know you're seducing the alien ambassador's FURNITURE."
"....oops..."

"Have you seen the Captain?"
"No, Sir. He's been busy on that planet of prehistoric cavewomen..."
"Doing what?"
"Instructing them on 'relationship rituals', Sir."

[taalismn]

"Have you seen the Captain?"
"No, Sir. He's been busy on that planet of prehistoric cavewomen..."
"Doing what?"
"Instructing them on 'relationship rituals', Sir."

Captain: (hanging upside down over a boiling cauldron) "This is NOT how you make pot-roast!"

[Alpha 11]

"Have you seen the Captain?"
"No, Sir. He's been busy on that planet of prehistoric cavewomen..."
"Doing what?"
"Instructing them on 'relationship rituals', Sir."

Captain: (hanging upside down over a boiling cauldron) "This is NOT how you make pot-roast!"

[taalismn]

"He's right. We forgot the small potatoes."

[say652]

Captain Picards laws on Aliens. Data!! Warf!!!! Save me!!!!

[taalismn]

Worf's Law of Diplomacy: Kill them all, let the Black Barge sort them out.

[glitterboy2098]

Worf's Law of Diplomacy: Kill them all, let the Black Barge sort them out.

only once he moved to DS9. on the enterprise it was "act like a badass, but get your butt handed to you everytime"

[taalismn]

Worf's Law of Diplomacy: Kill them all, let the Black Barge sort them out.

only once he moved to DS9. on the enterprise it was "act like a badass, but get your butt handed to you everytime"

"Wow,mister, is there a trick to falling like that and sounding like your spine just got shattered?"