Robotech Blooper Reels

Whether it is a Veritech or a Valkyrie, Robotech or Macross II, Earth is in danger eitherway. Grab your mecha and fight the good fight.

Moderators: Immortals, Supreme Beings, Old Ones

User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

glitterboy2098 wrote:
SolCannibal wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Louie: "So, that's what you like without makeup, Dana...:eek:"
Angelo: "Dana, so you're hair's dyed and you're actually a ginger?!"

actually, i've often wondered if Dana's blonde Perm wasn' a die job, to hide her natural green color she got from her mom's side..


Considering her mom's her is green and her dad's is blue, the probability of a die job for blond is astronomical. :-P

Plus when we see her in Macross saga baby Dana has green hair. It seems more likely that she'd inherit her moms hair color than to assume that max and miyria dyed an infants hair green.


One of the things they didn't edit correctly, if they could, that would have make things easier.

taalismn wrote:Unbeknownst to Dana, had she NOT been dying her hair, Zor Prime would most likely have taken her in public within hours of meeting her in person.
Nova: :badbad: "Oh, I am MOST definitely arresting somebody here..."


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Unbeknownst to Dana, had she NOT been dying her hair, Zor Prime would most likely have taken her in public within hours of meeting her in person.
Nova: :badbad: "Oh, I am MOST definitely arresting somebody here..."


Unbeknownst to Nova, Dennis always wanted to put the cuffs on her, for once.

Nova: :x :x :x (Draws Stun Baton)


:lol:
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

Miriya Sterling: "What's this about you taking my daughter's virginity on a table in downtown Monument City?"
Zor Prime: "I'm turned on by green hair."
Max Sterling: "Let me introduce myself by saying that I do NOT appreciate the look you are currently giving my wife."
Louie: "Here's that chainsaw you wanted modified, Mister Sterling."
Max: "Thanks. I know just how I'm going to test it, too."
Sean: "Isn't even THREATENING to gut somebody with powertools an arrestable offense, Nova?"
Nova: "Uh-uh. Not touching this one. I'd have to fill out too much paperwork for something that would end up being thrown out of court anyway."
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

Dana: "Daddy...he lied to me...said he was gonna marry me and that he'd take me around the galaxy!"
Max: "This shouldn't take long; dear..."
Musica: "Can I borrow that? The b*****d tried that with me, too."

(Down below)

Charon: "Seriously; people, I'm trying to take a nap..." :x
They can't see me...Right!?
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

Marie Crystal: "The good news is, Captain Komodo survived the battle in orbit and landed in South America."
Nova Satori: :-D "That's good!"
Marie: "The bad news is, he was very badly wounded, burnt, and incapacitated."
Nova: :-( "That's bad!"
Marie: "The good news is, he was immediately taken to nearby hospital for treatment, including plastic surgery."
Nova: :-D "That's good!"
Marie: "The bad news is, the local hospital was a Brazilian sex change clinic."
Nova: "That's...say what?!" :shock:

Komodo: "Oh dear god....WHAT ARE THESE?!?!!!"
Last edited by taalismn on Thu Sep 25, 2014 3:28 pm, edited 1 time in total.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
say652
Palladin
Posts: 6609
Joined: Wed Jun 20, 2012 11:32 am
Comment: Avid Cyborg and Braka Braka enthusiast.
Location: 'Murica

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by say652 »

Random officer. "Lookin good sir"
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

Nova: "Wait...who told the medics to take Capt. Komodo to a sex change clinic?!"
Dana: "Don't know anything about that; Nova, honestly!"
They can't see me...Right!?
User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

taalismn wrote:Miriya Sterling: "What's this about you taking my daughter's virginity on a table in downtown Monument City?"
Zor Prime: "I'm turned on by green hair."
Max Sterling: "Let me introduce myself by saying that I do NOT appreciate the look you are currently giving my wife."
Louie: "Here's that chainsaw you wanted modified, Mister Sterling."
Max: "Thanks. I know just how I'm going to test it, too."
Sean: "Isn't even THREATENING to gut somebody with powertools an arrestable offense, Nova?"
Nova: "Uh-uh. Not touching this one. I'd have to fill out too much paperwork for something that would end up being thrown out of court anyway."


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Daddy...he lied to me...said he was gonna marry me and that he'd take me around the galaxy!"
Max: "This shouldn't take long; dear..."
Musica: "Can I borrow that? The b*****d tried that with me, too."

(Down below)

Charon: "Seriously; people, I'm trying to take a nap..." :x


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:Marie Crystal: "The good news is, Captain Komodo survived the battle in orbit and landed in South America."
Nova Satori: :-D "That's good!"
Marie: "The bad news is, he as very badly wounded, burnt, and incapacitated."
Nova: :-( "That's bad!"
Marie: "The good news is, he was immediately taken to nearby hospital for treatment, including plastic surgery."
Nova: :-D "That's good!"
Marie: "The bad news is, the local hospital was a Brazilian sex change clinic."
Nova: "That's...say what?!" :shock:

Komodo: "Oh dear god....WHAT ARE THESE?!?!!!"


:lol: :lol: :lol:

say652 wrote:Random officer. "Lookin good sir"


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Wait...who told the medics to take Capt. Komodo to a sex change clinic?!"
Dana: "Don't know anything about that; Nova, honestly!"


:lol: :lol:
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

Marie Crystal: "Wow, Dennis, I didn't know you knew Rio so well! This squadron shoreleave's the smoothest I've ever been on!""
Dennis Brown: "It helps to know the language." :wink:
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

taalismn wrote:Marie Crystal: "Wow, Dennis, I didn't know you knew Rio so well! This squadron shoreleave's the smoothest I've ever been on!""
Dennis Brown: "It helps to know the language." :wink:


:lol:
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

"Well, Miss Komodo, I have some bad news for you."
"Bad news? How can it get WORSE?!"
"Apparently they don't make pumps in your foot size."
"WWWWAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

"That's MISTER Komodo to you!"
"Not from what I'm looking at."
They can't see me...Right!?
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

Arnie100 wrote:"That's MISTER Komodo to you!"
"Not from what I'm looking at."


"Eyes up here, bub."
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
SRoss
Knight
Posts: 4804
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by SRoss »

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"That's MISTER Komodo to you!"
"Not from what I'm looking at."


"Eyes up here, bub."


Robotech Master: (Eyeing Komodo up and down) "So, how do you feel about four-ways?" 8)
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

Capt. Komodo: "There's been some mistake here! I am a MAN!!"
Robotech Master: "Sure, you are...your place or mine?"
Capt. Komodo: "Why won't anyone believe me?!"
They can't see me...Right!?
User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

taalismn wrote:"Well, Miss Komodo, I have some bad news for you."
"Bad news? How can it get WORSE?!"
"Apparently they don't make pumps in your foot size."
"WWWWAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:"That's MISTER Komodo to you!"
"Not from what I'm looking at."


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"That's MISTER Komodo to you!"
"Not from what I'm looking at."


"Eyes up here, bub."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"That's MISTER Komodo to you!"
"Not from what I'm looking at."


"Eyes up here, bub."


Robotech Master: (Eyeing Komodo up and down) "So, how do you feel about four-ways?" 8)


:lol: :lol: :eek: :shock: :badbad: :puke:

Arnie100 wrote:Capt. Komodo: "There's been some mistake here! I am a MAN!!"
Robotech Master: "Sure, you are...your place or mine?"
Capt. Komodo: "Why won't anyone believe me?!"


:lol:
SRoss
Knight
Posts: 4804
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by SRoss »

TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


The Three into One. :bandit:
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Master Play

Triple Insertion
They can't see me...Right!?
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Do It With Flowers

Deep Diving With Max Sterling


Related: PIck-Up Lines NOT to Use on the Regis

"So, does the carpet match the drapes?"*

*#"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? I have some carpet stains to have removed."#
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Flower Power

One Night With A Guraa Girl

Dreaming Of Regess

Love In The Pits
They can't see me...Right!?
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


This is My Reflex Cannon!
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Four Play

Loving Karno
They can't see me...Right!?
Chronicler
Adventurer
Posts: 504
Joined: Thu Jul 25, 2013 8:58 pm
Comment: "... and that is why you should never put a spork in a toaster."
-Over heard conversation in highschool
Location: Lancaster County, land of the amish

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Chronicler »

Arnie100 wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Four Play

Loving Karno


Karno: Aw crap, they found out I moon light as a porn star.

all the Robotech women: :puke:
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

"Actually, this is a snuff film, Mister Karno."
Karno: " :shock: "

Charon: "Oh, for crying out...!"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

SRoss wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


The Three into One. :bandit:


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Master Play

Triple Insertion


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Do It With Flowers

Deep Diving With Max Sterling


Related: PIck-Up Lines NOT to Use on the Regis

"So, does the carpet match the drapes?"*

*#"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? I have some carpet stains to have removed."#


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Flower Power

One Night With A Guraa Girl

Dreaming Of Regess

Love In The Pits


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


This is My Reflex Cannon!


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Four Play

Loving Karno


:lol:

Chronicler wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Four Play

Loving Karno


Karno: Aw crap, they found out I moon light as a porn star.

all the Robotech women: :puke:


:lol:

taalismn wrote:"Actually, this is a snuff film, Mister Karno."
Karno: " :shock: "

Charon: "Oh, for crying out...!"


:lol: :lol:
User avatar
glitterboy2098
Rifts® Trivia Master
Posts: 13537
Joined: Wed Aug 06, 2003 3:37 pm
Location: Missouri
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by glitterboy2098 »

Invid gone wild.
Author of Rifts: Deep Frontier (Rifter 70)
Author of Rifts:Scandinavia (current project)
Image
* All fantasy should have a solid base in reality.
* Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter.

-Max Beerbohm
Visit my Website
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Clone Lovin'

Minmei's Secrets

Minmei: "OH. MY. GOD. How did that get out?!"
They can't see me...Right!?
SRoss
Knight
Posts: 4804
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by SRoss »

TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Sex in Macross City

3 Dozen Guys, 1 Full Sized Zentreadi Female

Azonia's Honeymoon Tape

Gloval: :eek: :eek: :eek: "Boshi Moi!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? Dana Sterling here.....I have a situation that needs cleanup...Marie set me up with a blind date to cheer me up....Yes...Yes, he is....No, he didn't. Facefirst into the fruit salad halfway through dinner. Didn't even get to the sexy flirtation or footsie stage, let alone the bedroom. How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm a hovertanker, not a forensic pathologist! Maybe he choked on a walnut, or had an alergic reaction to Thousand Island! Anyways...you'll be over in ten? Great."

Charon: "Left at the top of the gangway, all the way to the back. Magazines under the seats."
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
SRoss
Knight
Posts: 4804
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by SRoss »

taalismn wrote:"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? Dana Sterling here.....I have a situation that needs cleanup...Marie set me up with a blind date to cheer me up....Yes...Yes, he is....No, he didn't. Facefirst into the fruit salad halfway through dinner. Didn't even get to the sexy flirtation or footsie stage, let alone the bedroom. How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm a hovertanker, not a forensic pathologist! Maybe he choked on a walnut, or had an alergic reaction to Thousand Island! Anyways...you'll be over in ten? Great."

Charon: "Left at the top of the gangway, all the way to the back. Magazines under the seats."


Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline." :twisted:
SRoss
Knight
Posts: 4804
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by SRoss »

taalismn wrote:"Actually, this is a snuff film, Mister Karno."
Karno: " :shock: "

Charon: "Oh, for crying out...!"


Kyle: (Getting ready for his scene) "What's Karno doing here?"
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

SRoss wrote:Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline." :twisted:



"Excuse me, sir, but she was singing that on our date when the Camero jumped the highway curb and landed on the restaurant porch..on top of me. So, if you mind, I'd just as soon skip the in-cruise entertainment?"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
SRoss
Knight
Posts: 4804
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by SRoss »

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline." :twisted:



"Excuse me, sir, but she was singing that on our date when the Camero jumped the highway curb and landed on the restaurant porch..on top of me. So, if you mind, I'd just as soon skip the in-cruise entertainment?"


"Funny I was listening to her demo tape of Sweet Caroline, for Robotech Idol when I rammed my Camero over the highway curb, on to the restaurant porch .. and exploded."
User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

glitterboy2098 wrote:Invid gone wild.


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Clone Lovin'

Minmei's Secrets

Minmei: "OH. MY. GOD. How did that get out?!"


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
TOP 10 REJECTED ROBOTECH PORN TITLES


Sex in Macross City

3 Dozen Guys, 1 Full Sized Zentreadi Female

Azonia's Honeymoon Tape

Gloval: :eek: :eek: :eek: "Boshi Moi!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


:lol: :lol: :shock:
User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

taalismn wrote:"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? Dana Sterling here.....I have a situation that needs cleanup...Marie set me up with a blind date to cheer me up....Yes...Yes, he is....No, he didn't. Facefirst into the fruit salad halfway through dinner. Didn't even get to the sexy flirtation or footsie stage, let alone the bedroom. How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm a hovertanker, not a forensic pathologist! Maybe he choked on a walnut, or had an alergic reaction to Thousand Island! Anyways...you'll be over in ten? Great."

Charon: "Left at the top of the gangway, all the way to the back. Magazines under the seats."


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? Dana Sterling here.....I have a situation that needs cleanup...Marie set me up with a blind date to cheer me up....Yes...Yes, he is....No, he didn't. Facefirst into the fruit salad halfway through dinner. Didn't even get to the sexy flirtation or footsie stage, let alone the bedroom. How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm a hovertanker, not a forensic pathologist! Maybe he choked on a walnut, or had an alergic reaction to Thousand Island! Anyways...you'll be over in ten? Great."

Charon: "Left at the top of the gangway, all the way to the back. Magazines under the seats."


Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline." :twisted:


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Actually, this is a snuff film, Mister Karno."
Karno: " :shock: "

Charon: "Oh, for crying out...!"


Kyle: (Getting ready for his scene) "What's Karno doing here?"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline." :twisted:



"Excuse me, sir, but she was singing that on our date when the Camero jumped the highway curb and landed on the restaurant porch..on top of me. So, if you mind, I'd just as soon skip the in-cruise entertainment?"


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline." :twisted:



"Excuse me, sir, but she was singing that on our date when the Camero jumped the highway curb and landed on the restaurant porch..on top of me. So, if you mind, I'd just as soon skip the in-cruise entertainment?"


"Funny I was listening to her demo tape of Sweet Caroline, for Robotech Idol when I rammed my Camero over the highway curb, on to the restaurant porch .. and exploded."


:lol: :lol:
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

Charon: "Okay, is there anybody aboard this boat who has NOT heard of, or associated, with Dana Sterling? Raise your hands. Like now...Okay....Nobody?"
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

taalismn wrote:Charon: "Okay, is there anybody aboard this boat who has NOT heard of, or associated, with Dana Sterling? Raise your hands. Like now...Okay....Nobody?"


:lol:
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

Actually it wasn't too bad until the organized crime syndicates in Monument twigged to using a false matchmaking service to quietly eliminate people by arranging blind dates with Dana Sterling.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

(In a Mafia hideout deep inside Monument City...)

Crime Boss: "So...you ratted us out to the GMP, did you?!"
Thug: "No, Boss...it wasn't me...I swear!"
Crime Boss: "I've got the perfect thing for you...a blind date with HER (Shows a picture of Dana)!"
Thug: "No; Boss, NO!! Anything but THAT!!" (Gets dragged out of room)
Crime Boss: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Looking at other thugs) Anybody ELSE wanna cross me?!"
Thugs: "No way, Boss!"
They can't see me...Right!?
SRoss
Knight
Posts: 4804
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by SRoss »

Arnie100 wrote:(In a Mafia hideout deep inside Monument City...)

Crime Boss: "So...you ratted us out to the GMP, did you?!"
Thug: "No, Boss...it wasn't me...I swear!"
Crime Boss: "I've got the perfect thing for you...a blind date with HER (Shows a picture of Dana)!"
Thug: "No; Boss, NO!! Anything but THAT!!" (Gets dragged out of room)
Crime Boss: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Looking at other thugs) Anybody ELSE wanna cross me?!"
Thugs: "No way, Boss!"


Cappo: "Eh, Boss! You didn't look at that picture, did you?"
Crime Boss: "Yeah! What about it?"

Suddenly the hideout explodes into matchsticks...

Nova: (Holding a smoking Proton Pack) "Wow! Louie was right. These ARE fun!!!"
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

Yes, and Angelo Dante's mother doesn't support herself on just a military pension and bingo winnings....
Dante's Mother: "I made Michael an offer he couldn't refuse. He refused it. So he's wearing fruitcake galoshes at the bottom of Macross Lagoon. NOBODY refuses one of my offers."
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

taalismn wrote:Actually it wasn't too bad until the organized crime syndicates in Monument twigged to using a false matchmaking service to quietly eliminate people by arranging blind dates with Dana Sterling.


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:(In a Mafia hideout deep inside Monument City...)

Crime Boss: "So...you ratted us out to the GMP, did you?!"
Thug: "No, Boss...it wasn't me...I swear!"
Crime Boss: "I've got the perfect thing for you...a blind date with HER (Shows a picture of Dana)!"
Thug: "No; Boss, NO!! Anything but THAT!!" (Gets dragged out of room)
Crime Boss: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Looking at other thugs) Anybody ELSE wanna cross me?!"
Thugs: "No way, Boss!"


:lol: :lol:

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(In a Mafia hideout deep inside Monument City...)

Crime Boss: "So...you ratted us out to the GMP, did you?!"
Thug: "No, Boss...it wasn't me...I swear!"
Crime Boss: "I've got the perfect thing for you...a blind date with HER (Shows a picture of Dana)!"
Thug: "No; Boss, NO!! Anything but THAT!!" (Gets dragged out of room)
Crime Boss: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Looking at other thugs) Anybody ELSE wanna cross me?!"
Thugs: "No way, Boss!"


Cappo: "Eh, Boss! You didn't look at that picture, did you?"
Crime Boss: "Yeah! What about it?"

Suddenly the hideout explodes into matchsticks...

Nova: (Holding a smoking Proton Pack) "Wow! Louie was right. These ARE fun!!!"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:Yes, and Angelo Dante's mother doesn't support herself on just a military pension and bingo winnings....
Dante's Mother: "I made Michael an offer he couldn't refuse. He refused it. So he's wearing fruitcake galoshes at the bottom of Macross Lagoon. NOBODY refuses one of my offers."


:lol:
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

In Monument City's criminal underground, 'getting the fruitcake' doesn't mean a gift from home. :twisted:
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Alpha 11
Palladin
Posts: 8230
Joined: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:14 pm
Location: Northwood, ND

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Alpha 11 »

taalismn wrote:In Monument City's criminal underground, 'getting the fruitcake' doesn't mean a gift from home. :twisted:


:lol:
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

Thug: "No; Boss, not the fruitcake!! Please!"
Crime Boss: "Who else wants a fruitcake?!"

(Thugs flee in terror...)

Angelo: "Mom, where do you get money for bingo?"
Angelo's Mom: "It's better you don't know, son. For your own safety."
They can't see me...Right!?
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

Little known fact: Just before the Robotech Masters launched their all-out offensive against Monument City, the city's defenses were bolstered by the arrival of a Regiment of Sea Squad troops. Though of little use in preventing the nuking of Monument City, the deployed SEa Squad infantry quickly made themselves felt when Tirolian infantry invaded the relatively untouched suburbs and satellite communities of Monument...only to start disappearing when they strayed too close to rivers, ponds, municipal pools, private swimming pools, and public fountains. It got so bad that the Tirolian soldiery even began to give bird baths and water coolers a wide berth....
Interviewed later, the commander of the naval regiment only said that she 'applied alligator tactics'.
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

Terminator #1: "What a lovely pool of -- AAAGGGGHHHH!! (As a hand reaches up and pulls him under)"
Terminator #2: "Where'd he go?!"
Tdrminator #3: "He was standing by that pond over there...why don't you go check it out?"
Terminator #2: "Okay...Won't take lo -- AAAGHH!!"
Terminator #3: "What the --?!"
Terminator #4: "Everything alright? Did you check that pond?"
Terminator #3: "Oh; yeah...Nothing in there...let's go..."
Last edited by Arnie100 on Sun Jul 20, 2014 8:26 pm, edited 1 time in total.
They can't see me...Right!?
User avatar
taalismn
Priest
Posts: 48639
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:19 pm
Location: Somewhere between Heaven, Hell, and New England

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by taalismn »

Terminator #5: "Guys, I'm just going to have a drink. Just be a sec."
Terminator#3: "OKay. Check the perimeter, guys."
(Terminator #5 opens his helmet, leans over the bubbler.
Doesn't see the wire loop come out of the cooler drain and go around his neck)
-snikt-
*gyraahhh*
(head rolls loose)
Terminator#3:"What the --?! They got Hern!"(starts shooting into the surrounding bushes)
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
User avatar
Arnie100
Knight
Posts: 4473
Joined: Tue Jun 12, 2007 4:09 am

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by Arnie100 »

Terminator #4: "I gotta use the bathroom!"
Terminator #3: "WAIT!! Check it for booby -- *boom* -- :eek: :shock: -- Never mind..."
They can't see me...Right!?
SRoss
Knight
Posts: 4804
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by SRoss »

Karno: (Holding a rubber ducky) "Ah! Time for a nice relaxing AAAGGGGHHHH!!"

Guard #1: "Sir! they've infiltrated the Mothership through the Grey Wa ... Nevermind."
SRoss
Knight
Posts: 4804
Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:13 pm
Location: Vernon, ON. Canada
Contact:

Re: Robotech Blooper Reels

Unread post by SRoss »

Invid Scout: "This is why we never developed an aquatic unit during our occupation."
Post Reply

Return to “Robotech® - The Shadow Chronicles® - Macross II®”