Arnie100 wrote:Louie: "So, that's what you like without makeup, Dana..." Angelo: "Dana, so you're hair's dyed and you're actually a ginger?!"
actually, i've often wondered if Dana's blonde Perm wasn' a die job, to hide her natural green color she got from her mom's side..
Considering her mom's her is green and her dad's is blue, the probability of a die job for blond is astronomical.
Plus when we see her in Macross saga baby Dana has green hair. It seems more likely that she'd inherit her moms hair color than to assume that max and miyria dyed an infants hair green.
One of the things they didn't edit correctly, if they could, that would have make things easier.
taalismn wrote:Unbeknownst to Dana, had she NOT been dying her hair, Zor Prime would most likely have taken her in public within hours of meeting her in person. Nova: "Oh, I am MOST definitely arresting somebody here..."
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Unbeknownst to Dana, had she NOT been dying her hair, Zor Prime would most likely have taken her in public within hours of meeting her in person. Nova: "Oh, I am MOST definitely arresting somebody here..."
Unbeknownst to Nova, Dennis always wanted to put the cuffs on her, for once.
Miriya Sterling: "What's this about you taking my daughter's virginity on a table in downtown Monument City?" Zor Prime: "I'm turned on by green hair." Max Sterling: "Let me introduce myself by saying that I do NOT appreciate the look you are currently giving my wife." Louie: "Here's that chainsaw you wanted modified, Mister Sterling." Max: "Thanks. I know just how I'm going to test it, too." Sean: "Isn't even THREATENING to gut somebody with powertools an arrestable offense, Nova?" Nova: "Uh-uh. Not touching this one. I'd have to fill out too much paperwork for something that would end up being thrown out of court anyway."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Dana: "Daddy...he lied to me...said he was gonna marry me and that he'd take me around the galaxy!" Max: "This shouldn't take long; dear..." Musica: "Can I borrow that? The b*****d tried that with me, too."
(Down below)
Charon: "Seriously; people, I'm trying to take a nap..."
Marie Crystal: "The good news is, Captain Komodo survived the battle in orbit and landed in South America." Nova Satori: "That's good!" Marie: "The bad news is, he was very badly wounded, burnt, and incapacitated." Nova: "That's bad!" Marie: "The good news is, he was immediately taken to nearby hospital for treatment, including plastic surgery." Nova: "That's good!" Marie: "The bad news is, the local hospital was a Brazilian sex change clinic." Nova: "That's...say what?!"
Komodo: "Oh dear god....WHAT ARE THESE?!?!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Miriya Sterling: "What's this about you taking my daughter's virginity on a table in downtown Monument City?" Zor Prime: "I'm turned on by green hair." Max Sterling: "Let me introduce myself by saying that I do NOT appreciate the look you are currently giving my wife." Louie: "Here's that chainsaw you wanted modified, Mister Sterling." Max: "Thanks. I know just how I'm going to test it, too." Sean: "Isn't even THREATENING to gut somebody with powertools an arrestable offense, Nova?" Nova: "Uh-uh. Not touching this one. I'd have to fill out too much paperwork for something that would end up being thrown out of court anyway."
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Daddy...he lied to me...said he was gonna marry me and that he'd take me around the galaxy!" Max: "This shouldn't take long; dear..." Musica: "Can I borrow that? The b*****d tried that with me, too."
(Down below)
Charon: "Seriously; people, I'm trying to take a nap..."
taalismn wrote:Marie Crystal: "The good news is, Captain Komodo survived the battle in orbit and landed in South America." Nova Satori: "That's good!" Marie: "The bad news is, he as very badly wounded, burnt, and incapacitated." Nova: "That's bad!" Marie: "The good news is, he was immediately taken to nearby hospital for treatment, including plastic surgery." Nova: "That's good!" Marie: "The bad news is, the local hospital was a Brazilian sex change clinic." Nova: "That's...say what?!"
Komodo: "Oh dear god....WHAT ARE THESE?!?!!!"
say652 wrote:Random officer. "Lookin good sir"
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Wait...who told the medics to take Capt. Komodo to a sex change clinic?!" Dana: "Don't know anything about that; Nova, honestly!"
Marie Crystal: "Wow, Dennis, I didn't know you knew Rio so well! This squadron shoreleave's the smoothest I've ever been on!"" Dennis Brown: "It helps to know the language."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Marie Crystal: "Wow, Dennis, I didn't know you knew Rio so well! This squadron shoreleave's the smoothest I've ever been on!"" Dennis Brown: "It helps to know the language."
"Well, Miss Komodo, I have some bad news for you." "Bad news? How can it get WORSE?!" "Apparently they don't make pumps in your foot size." "WWWWAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:"That's MISTER Komodo to you!" "Not from what I'm looking at."
"Eyes up here, bub."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Capt. Komodo: "There's been some mistake here! I am a MAN!!" Robotech Master: "Sure, you are...your place or mine?" Capt. Komodo: "Why won't anyone believe me?!"
taalismn wrote:"Well, Miss Komodo, I have some bad news for you." "Bad news? How can it get WORSE?!" "Apparently they don't make pumps in your foot size." "WWWWAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Arnie100 wrote:"That's MISTER Komodo to you!" "Not from what I'm looking at."
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"That's MISTER Komodo to you!" "Not from what I'm looking at."
"Eyes up here, bub."
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"That's MISTER Komodo to you!" "Not from what I'm looking at."
"Eyes up here, bub."
Robotech Master: (Eyeing Komodo up and down) "So, how do you feel about four-ways?"
Arnie100 wrote:Capt. Komodo: "There's been some mistake here! I am a MAN!!" Robotech Master: "Sure, you are...your place or mine?" Capt. Komodo: "Why won't anyone believe me?!"
*#"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? I have some carpet stains to have removed."#
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Actually, this is a snuff film, Mister Karno." Karno: " "
Charon: "Oh, for crying out...!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Author of Rifts: Deep Frontier (Rifter 70) Author of Rifts:Scandinavia (current project) * All fantasy should have a solid base in reality. * Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter. -Max Beerbohm Visit my Website
"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? Dana Sterling here.....I have a situation that needs cleanup...Marie set me up with a blind date to cheer me up....Yes...Yes, he is....No, he didn't. Facefirst into the fruit salad halfway through dinner. Didn't even get to the sexy flirtation or footsie stage, let alone the bedroom. How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm a hovertanker, not a forensic pathologist! Maybe he choked on a walnut, or had an alergic reaction to Thousand Island! Anyways...you'll be over in ten? Great."
Charon: "Left at the top of the gangway, all the way to the back. Magazines under the seats."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? Dana Sterling here.....I have a situation that needs cleanup...Marie set me up with a blind date to cheer me up....Yes...Yes, he is....No, he didn't. Facefirst into the fruit salad halfway through dinner. Didn't even get to the sexy flirtation or footsie stage, let alone the bedroom. How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm a hovertanker, not a forensic pathologist! Maybe he choked on a walnut, or had an alergic reaction to Thousand Island! Anyways...you'll be over in ten? Great."
Charon: "Left at the top of the gangway, all the way to the back. Magazines under the seats."
Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline."
SRoss wrote:Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline."
"Excuse me, sir, but she was singing that on our date when the Camero jumped the highway curb and landed on the restaurant porch..on top of me. So, if you mind, I'd just as soon skip the in-cruise entertainment?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline."
"Excuse me, sir, but she was singing that on our date when the Camero jumped the highway curb and landed on the restaurant porch..on top of me. So, if you mind, I'd just as soon skip the in-cruise entertainment?"
"Funny I was listening to her demo tape of Sweet Caroline, for Robotech Idol when I rammed my Camero over the highway curb, on to the restaurant porch .. and exploded."
taalismn wrote:"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? Dana Sterling here.....I have a situation that needs cleanup...Marie set me up with a blind date to cheer me up....Yes...Yes, he is....No, he didn't. Facefirst into the fruit salad halfway through dinner. Didn't even get to the sexy flirtation or footsie stage, let alone the bedroom. How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm a hovertanker, not a forensic pathologist! Maybe he choked on a walnut, or had an alergic reaction to Thousand Island! Anyways...you'll be over in ten? Great."
Charon: "Left at the top of the gangway, all the way to the back. Magazines under the seats."
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hello, BioSanitation Squad? Dana Sterling here.....I have a situation that needs cleanup...Marie set me up with a blind date to cheer me up....Yes...Yes, he is....No, he didn't. Facefirst into the fruit salad halfway through dinner. Didn't even get to the sexy flirtation or footsie stage, let alone the bedroom. How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm a hovertanker, not a forensic pathologist! Maybe he choked on a walnut, or had an alergic reaction to Thousand Island! Anyways...you'll be over in ten? Great."
Charon: "Left at the top of the gangway, all the way to the back. Magazines under the seats."
Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline."
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Actually, this is a snuff film, Mister Karno." Karno: " "
Charon: "Oh, for crying out...!"
Kyle: (Getting ready for his scene) "What's Karno doing here?"
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline."
"Excuse me, sir, but she was singing that on our date when the Camero jumped the highway curb and landed on the restaurant porch..on top of me. So, if you mind, I'd just as soon skip the in-cruise entertainment?"
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "For your in-ferry entertainment, we have Dana Stirling singing Sweet Caroline."
"Excuse me, sir, but she was singing that on our date when the Camero jumped the highway curb and landed on the restaurant porch..on top of me. So, if you mind, I'd just as soon skip the in-cruise entertainment?"
"Funny I was listening to her demo tape of Sweet Caroline, for Robotech Idol when I rammed my Camero over the highway curb, on to the restaurant porch .. and exploded."
Charon: "Okay, is there anybody aboard this boat who has NOT heard of, or associated, with Dana Sterling? Raise your hands. Like now...Okay....Nobody?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Charon: "Okay, is there anybody aboard this boat who has NOT heard of, or associated, with Dana Sterling? Raise your hands. Like now...Okay....Nobody?"
Actually it wasn't too bad until the organized crime syndicates in Monument twigged to using a false matchmaking service to quietly eliminate people by arranging blind dates with Dana Sterling.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Crime Boss: "So...you ratted us out to the GMP, did you?!" Thug: "No, Boss...it wasn't me...I swear!" Crime Boss: "I've got the perfect thing for you...a blind date with HER (Shows a picture of Dana)!" Thug: "No; Boss, NO!! Anything but THAT!!" (Gets dragged out of room) Crime Boss: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Looking at other thugs) Anybody ELSE wanna cross me?!" Thugs: "No way, Boss!"
Arnie100 wrote:(In a Mafia hideout deep inside Monument City...)
Crime Boss: "So...you ratted us out to the GMP, did you?!" Thug: "No, Boss...it wasn't me...I swear!" Crime Boss: "I've got the perfect thing for you...a blind date with HER (Shows a picture of Dana)!" Thug: "No; Boss, NO!! Anything but THAT!!" (Gets dragged out of room) Crime Boss: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Looking at other thugs) Anybody ELSE wanna cross me?!" Thugs: "No way, Boss!"
Cappo: "Eh, Boss! You didn't look at that picture, did you?" Crime Boss: "Yeah! What about it?"
Suddenly the hideout explodes into matchsticks...
Nova: (Holding a smoking Proton Pack) "Wow! Louie was right. These ARE fun!!!"
Yes, and Angelo Dante's mother doesn't support herself on just a military pension and bingo winnings.... Dante's Mother: "I made Michael an offer he couldn't refuse. He refused it. So he's wearing fruitcake galoshes at the bottom of Macross Lagoon. NOBODY refuses one of my offers."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Actually it wasn't too bad until the organized crime syndicates in Monument twigged to using a false matchmaking service to quietly eliminate people by arranging blind dates with Dana Sterling.
Arnie100 wrote:(In a Mafia hideout deep inside Monument City...)
Crime Boss: "So...you ratted us out to the GMP, did you?!" Thug: "No, Boss...it wasn't me...I swear!" Crime Boss: "I've got the perfect thing for you...a blind date with HER (Shows a picture of Dana)!" Thug: "No; Boss, NO!! Anything but THAT!!" (Gets dragged out of room) Crime Boss: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Looking at other thugs) Anybody ELSE wanna cross me?!" Thugs: "No way, Boss!"
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(In a Mafia hideout deep inside Monument City...)
Crime Boss: "So...you ratted us out to the GMP, did you?!" Thug: "No, Boss...it wasn't me...I swear!" Crime Boss: "I've got the perfect thing for you...a blind date with HER (Shows a picture of Dana)!" Thug: "No; Boss, NO!! Anything but THAT!!" (Gets dragged out of room) Crime Boss: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Looking at other thugs) Anybody ELSE wanna cross me?!" Thugs: "No way, Boss!"
Cappo: "Eh, Boss! You didn't look at that picture, did you?" Crime Boss: "Yeah! What about it?"
Suddenly the hideout explodes into matchsticks...
Nova: (Holding a smoking Proton Pack) "Wow! Louie was right. These ARE fun!!!"
taalismn wrote:Yes, and Angelo Dante's mother doesn't support herself on just a military pension and bingo winnings.... Dante's Mother: "I made Michael an offer he couldn't refuse. He refused it. So he's wearing fruitcake galoshes at the bottom of Macross Lagoon. NOBODY refuses one of my offers."
In Monument City's criminal underground, 'getting the fruitcake' doesn't mean a gift from home.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Little known fact: Just before the Robotech Masters launched their all-out offensive against Monument City, the city's defenses were bolstered by the arrival of a Regiment of Sea Squad troops. Though of little use in preventing the nuking of Monument City, the deployed SEa Squad infantry quickly made themselves felt when Tirolian infantry invaded the relatively untouched suburbs and satellite communities of Monument...only to start disappearing when they strayed too close to rivers, ponds, municipal pools, private swimming pools, and public fountains. It got so bad that the Tirolian soldiery even began to give bird baths and water coolers a wide berth.... Interviewed later, the commander of the naval regiment only said that she 'applied alligator tactics'.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Terminator #1: "What a lovely pool of -- AAAGGGGHHHH!! (As a hand reaches up and pulls him under)" Terminator #2: "Where'd he go?!" Tdrminator #3: "He was standing by that pond over there...why don't you go check it out?" Terminator #2: "Okay...Won't take lo -- AAAGHH!!" Terminator #3: "What the --?!" Terminator #4: "Everything alright? Did you check that pond?" Terminator #3: "Oh; yeah...Nothing in there...let's go..."
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Terminator #5: "Guys, I'm just going to have a drink. Just be a sec." Terminator#3: "OKay. Check the perimeter, guys." (Terminator #5 opens his helmet, leans over the bubbler. Doesn't see the wire loop come out of the cooler drain and go around his neck) -snikt- *gyraahhh* (head rolls loose) Terminator#3:"What the --?! They got Hern!"(starts shooting into the surrounding bushes)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"
"Oh, I am MOST definitely arresting somebody here..."
"That's good!"
"That's bad!"
