Robotech Blooper Reels

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:03 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: (Looking up) "Again?! *sigh* Ohh, well..." (Shrugs and goes back to reading newspaper)

Terminator: "Can you stamp my gift club card?"

Karno: "YOU @#$%& GET GIFT CARDS!!!"

Terminators: " "

Charon: "You see, they (points at Terminators) actually do something important. What do YOU do that gets you a gift card?"
Karno: "Uhhmm...(Sniff)"
Charon: "That's what I thought. Back you go!"
Terminators: (High-fiving each other) "SCORE!!"

(On the Master's Ship...)

Clone Master: "MiLord, the Karno clones are ready for their suic -- err...deployment!"
Robotech Master #1: "Excellent! Wait...one of them looks frightened...and another looks heart-broken..."
Robotech Master #2: "Are you sure they're ready?"
Clone Master: "It's a Karno clone, Milord. They always look like that."
Robotech Master #3: "Very well, deploy the cannon fo -- Karno clones for their sui -- deployment. Must remember they have some usefulness."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 6:39 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: (Looking up) "Again?! *sigh* Ohh, well..." (Shrugs and goes back to reading newspaper)

Terminator: "Can you stamp my gift club card?"

Karno: "YOU @#$%& GET GIFT CARDS!!!"

Terminators: " "

Frequent Dead Miles: Grants you special privileges during zombie apocalypses. :twisted:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:17 pm

Charon: "I just noticed something...the door works!!"
Karno: "NNNNNOOOO!! You have no idea what they'll do to me up there!!"
Charon: "Back up there!!"
Karno: "I'M NOT GOING!! I'M NOT GOIiiiiiiiiinnnggggg..."
Charon: "Persistent little fruitcake. Wait, who are you?"
Corg: "I am CORG!! Prince of the INVID!!"
Charon: "Are...you wearing a dress?!"
Corg: "It's this crazy human girl!!!"
Charon: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Corg: "I don't have to take this..." (And goes back through the door)
Charon: "Oh, man...that was easy (Wiping a tear)."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:59 pm

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Ha! Those silly micronians couldn't possibly have expected us to land in Siberia!!!"

Terminator: (Through chattering teeth) "Gee, I wonder why?"

Meanwhile...

Cold Squad Trooper: "They're in the Arctic, they're mine!"

Sea Squad Trooper: "The ice they're on is over water! They're mine!"

E.B.S.I.S. Trooper: "Nyet!!! This is OUR territory!"

Suddenly, the three of them are bowled over as a blond riding a mutant polar bear and a Spartan carrying the biggest @#$%& Gurkha knife ever seen charge after the Tirolians.

Sorry, who is the blond?

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: (Looking up) "Again?! *sigh* Ohh, well..." (Shrugs and goes back to reading newspaper)

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: (Looking up) "Again?! *sigh* Ohh, well..." (Shrugs and goes back to reading newspaper)

Terminator: "Can you stamp my gift club card?"

Karno: "YOU @#$%& GET GIFT CARDS!!!"

Terminators: " "

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: (Looking up) "Again?! *sigh* Ohh, well..." (Shrugs and goes back to reading newspaper)

Terminator: "Can you stamp my gift club card?"

Karno: "YOU @#$%& GET GIFT CARDS!!!"

Terminators: " "

Charon: "You see, they (points at Terminators) actually do something important. What do YOU do that gets you a gift card?"
Karno: "Uhhmm...(Sniff)"
Charon: "That's what I thought. Back you go!"
Terminators: (High-fiving each other) "SCORE!!"

(On the Master's Ship...)

Clone Master: "MiLord, the Karno clones are ready for their suic -- err...deployment!"
Robotech Master #1: "Excellent! Wait...one of them looks frightened...and another looks heart-broken..."
Robotech Master #2: "Are you sure they're ready?"
Clone Master: "It's a Karno clone, Milord. They always look like that."
Robotech Master #3: "Very well, deploy the cannon fo -- Karno clones for their sui -- deployment. Must remember they have some usefulness."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jul 29, 2014 11:59 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: (Looking up) "Again?! *sigh* Ohh, well..." (Shrugs and goes back to reading newspaper)

Terminator: "Can you stamp my gift club card?"

Karno: "YOU @#$%& GET GIFT CARDS!!!"

Terminators: " "

Frequent Dead Miles: Grants you special privileges during zombie apocalypses.

Dairugger XV wrote:Karno flips through the revolving door.
Charon: Get back up there!
Karno: Fine. Uh, the door is stuck.
Charon: I'm not taking any of your excuses... Wait it is stuck. Well, looks like you finally get your wish of staying down there.
Karno: Yay!
Charon: Got any coins to pay the ferryman?
Karno: No...
Charon: Hope you enjoy swimming.

Meanwhile....
Terminator: Does Karno look somehow less intelligent to you?
Sea Squad: Sure, but it's not going to stop me from doing my job and he IS in a fountain.
Terminator: Have at.

In Tartarus:
Karno: OOOOOOOOOWWWWW. Why am I feeling pain?
Charon: Seems part of you is still attached to the body.

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "I just noticed something...the door works!!"
Karno: "NNNNNOOOO!! You have no idea what they'll do to me up there!!"
Charon: "Back up there!!"
Karno: "I'M NOT GOING!! I'M NOT GOIiiiiiiiiinnnggggg..."
Charon: "Persistent little fruitcake. Wait, who are you?"
Corg: "I am CORG!! Prince of the INVID!!"
Charon: "Are...you wearing a dress?!"
Corg: "It's this crazy human girl!!!"
Charon: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Corg: "I don't have to take this..." (And goes back through the door)
Charon: "Oh, man...that was easy (Wiping a tear)."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 12:00 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Karno: "Ha! Those silly micronians couldn't possibly have expected us to land in Siberia!!!"

Terminator: (Through chattering teeth) "Gee, I wonder why?"

Meanwhile...

Cold Squad Trooper: "They're in the Arctic, they're mine!"

Sea Squad Trooper: "The ice they're on is over water! They're mine!"

E.B.S.I.S. Trooper: "Nyet!!! This is OUR territory!"

Suddenly, the three of them are bowled over as a blond riding a mutant polar bear and a Spartan carrying the biggest @#$%& Gurkha knife ever seen charge after the Tirolians.

Sorry, who is the blond?

Leesa Segundo, proud young officer in the Ice Guard

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 9:18 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:
Meanwhile....
Terminator: Does Karno look somehow less intelligent to you?
Sea Squad: Sure, but it's not going to stop me from doing my job and he IS in a fountain.
Terminator: Have at.
.

BSB Trooper: "I don't get it. It's in water, and suddenly it's OUR responsibility?"
SEaSquad Trooper: "It's a cleaning job. that's what you do, right?"
BSB Trooper: "Cleaning pool filters? Really?"

Karno: "Oh gods...feels like I've been run through a cheese grater all over my body!"
Charon: <"I don't know if I should be disturbed that you know how that feels....">

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Jul 30, 2014 10:44 pm

SRoss wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Karno: "Ha! Those silly micronians couldn't possibly have expected us to land in Siberia!!!"

Terminator: (Through chattering teeth) "Gee, I wonder why?"

Meanwhile...

Cold Squad Trooper: "They're in the Arctic, they're mine!"

Sea Squad Trooper: "The ice they're on is over water! They're mine!"

E.B.S.I.S. Trooper: "Nyet!!! This is OUR territory!"

Suddenly, the three of them are bowled over as a blond riding a mutant polar bear and a Spartan carrying the biggest @#$%& Gurkha knife ever seen charge after the Tirolians.

Sorry, who is the blond?

Leesa Segundo, proud young officer in the Ice Guard

Well, at least it sounds like she's having fun. And she seems to have a Spartan buddy, which could only up the fun factor!

taalismn wrote:
Dairugger XV wrote:
Meanwhile....
Terminator: Does Karno look somehow less intelligent to you?
Sea Squad: Sure, but it's not going to stop me from doing my job and he IS in a fountain.
Terminator: Have at.
.

BSB Trooper: "I don't get it. It's in water, and suddenly it's OUR responsibility?"
SEaSquad Trooper: "It's a cleaning job. that's what you do, right?"
BSB Trooper: "Cleaning pool filters? Really?"

Karno: "Oh gods...feels like I've been run through a cheese grater all over my body!"
Charon: <"I don't know if I should be disturbed that you know how that feels....">

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 6:16 pm

"You know, with this sort of clog, we favor using bioremediation techniques.."
"You mean..?"
"Piranha."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:00 pm

"Nononono. That requires electro-shock therapy."
"What's that?"
"Electric eels."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 7:08 pm

Karno: "I feel...further indignities being perpetuated on my corporeal form.."
Charon: <QUIET OVER THERE! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO READ!">

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:02 pm

Suddenly Corg, bloodied and missing body parts stumbles through the door.

Karno: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?!" :eek:

Corg: "I was attacking New York under the cover of a storm ... WHO THE HELL EVER HEARD OF A SHARKNADO!?!" :eek:

Elsewhere.

Lisa: "Damn, I'll have to remember that for Edwards." :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 8:16 pm

SRoss wrote:Suddenly Corg, bloodied and missing body parts stumbles through the door.

Karno: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?!"

Corg: "I was attacking New York under the cover of a storm ... WHO THE HELL EVER HEARD OF A SHARKNADO!?!"

Elsewhere.

Lisa: "Damn, I'll have to remember that for Edwards."

Edwards: "I feel this sudden urge to put more bars over my doors and windows, put more chain tie-downs around my roof beams, and double up on the platypus traps."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:02 pm

Edwards: (Stepping into his pool...) "Aaaahhhhh...(Starts to hear this)...oh, come on!! I'm in a swimming pool!! (As he sees a massive shark fin heading towards him...)"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:16 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: (Stepping into his pool...) "Aaaahhhhh...(Starts to hear this)...oh, come on!! I'm in a swimming pool!! (As he sees a massive shark fin heading towards him...)"

Robotech Masters: "Finally! We've removed those vicious aquatic carnivores out of our water systems!"
(Shot of RM Mothership in low Earth orbit with a spreading column of water pouring from its underside, thrashing finned shapes visible as they fall towards Monument City below///)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 10:31 pm

Karno: (Looking up...) :eek:

"This is sooooo not fair!" :shock:

(Down below...)

Charon: "sigh...I'm gonna need a bigger boat..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:30 pm

taalismn wrote:"You know, with this sort of clog, we favor using bioremediation techniques.."
"You mean..?"
"Piranha."

Arnie100 wrote:"Nononono. That requires electro-shock therapy."
"What's that?"
"Electric eels."

taalismn wrote:Karno: "I feel...further indignities being perpetuated on my corporeal form.."
Charon: <QUIET OVER THERE! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO READ!">

SRoss wrote:Suddenly Corg, bloodied and missing body parts stumbles through the door.

Karno: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?!"

Corg: "I was attacking New York under the cover of a storm ... WHO THE HELL EVER HEARD OF A SHARKNADO!?!"

Elsewhere.

Lisa: "Damn, I'll have to remember that for Edwards."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Suddenly Corg, bloodied and missing body parts stumbles through the door.

Karno: "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU!?!"

Corg: "I was attacking New York under the cover of a storm ... WHO THE HELL EVER HEARD OF A SHARKNADO!?!"

Elsewhere.

Lisa: "Damn, I'll have to remember that for Edwards."

Edwards: "I feel this sudden urge to put more bars over my doors and windows, put more chain tie-downs around my roof beams, and double up on the platypus traps."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Jul 31, 2014 11:31 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: (Stepping into his pool...) "Aaaahhhhh...(Starts to hear this)...oh, come on!! I'm in a swimming pool!! (As he sees a massive shark fin heading towards him...)"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: (Stepping into his pool...) "Aaaahhhhh...(Starts to hear this)...oh, come on!! I'm in a swimming pool!! (As he sees a massive shark fin heading towards him...)"

Robotech Masters: "Finally! We've removed those vicious aquatic carnivores out of our water systems!"
(Shot of RM Mothership in low Earth orbit with a spreading column of water pouring from its underside, thrashing finned shapes visible as they fall towards Monument City below///)

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: (Looking up...) "This is sooooo not fair!"

(Down below...)

Charon: "sigh...I'm gonna need a bigger boat..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 7:35 pm

Charon: <"NIce try, sneaking past me wearing that shark. Now get around back.">
Karno: "$#!+..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:36 pm

Edwards: "Uhm...now can I...?"
Charon: <"What happened to you??">
Edwards: "Shark in my pool..."
Charon: <"AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!">
Edwards: "I don't have to take this!" (Goes back through the door)

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:51 pm

taalismn wrote:Charon: <"NIce try, sneaking past me wearing that shark. Now get around back.">
Karno: "$#!+..."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Uhm...now can I...?"
Charon: <"What happened to you??">
Edwards: "Shark in my pool..."
Charon: <"AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!">
Edwards: "I don't have to take this!" (Goes back through the door)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 12:12 am

Charon: "What are you guys doing back here."

SRoss: "Infantry Portable Nuclear Launcher with a buggy trigger."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 1:16 am

Arnie100: "I was annoyed with the sharks falling out of sky, so I came down for some peace and quiet. Plus, people screaming and running around all day was getting on my nerves."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 02, 2014 5:38 pm

(Shot of Monument City streets with live sharks falling out of the sky, civilians and authorities running around, screaming and yelling, occasionally fighting back)
(Sea Squad platoon's just marching nonchalantly down the street, taking no mind of the surreal violence going on around them...if a shark comes near or at them, they absentmindedly spear the carnivores or punch them out)
Sea Squad Soldier: "I thought Monument City was supposed to be the Cultural Capital of the North America Sector! This is boring!"
Sea Squad Sergeant:(sidestepping a stingray flopping on the sidewalk and trying to impale him with its tail) "You're thinking Las Vegas. State capitals are rarely any fun."
Sea Squad Soldier:(raises his dive knife and steps aside to avoid getting drenched with shark guts, as a Great White sails overhead and continues on to plow into a store front) "Yeah, well, this is nothing but the same old, same old."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 1:56 am

SRoss wrote:Charon: "What are you guys doing back here."

SRoss: "Infantry Portable Nuclear Launcher with a buggy trigger."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I was annoyed with the sharks falling out of sky, so I came down for some peace and quiet. Plus, people screaming and running around all day was getting on my nerves."

taalismn wrote:(Shot of Monument City streets with live sharks falling out of the sky, civilians and authorities running around, screaming and yelling, occasionally fighting back)
(Sea Squad platoon's just marching nonchalantly down the street, taking no mind of the surreal violence going on around them...if a shark comes near or at them, they absentmindedly spear the carnivores or punch them out)
Sea Squad Soldier: "I thought Monument City was supposed to be the Cultural Capital of the North America Sector! This is boring!"
Sea Squad Sergeant:(sidestepping a stingray flopping on the sidewalk and trying to impale him with its tail) "You're thinking Las Vegas. State capitals are rarely any fun."
Sea Squad Soldier:(raises his dive knife and steps aside to avoid getting drenched with shark guts, as a Great White sails overhead and continues on to plow into a store front) "Yeah, well, this is nothing but the same old, same old."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:04 pm

...and that's when the sharktapus looms into sight from behind some wrecked cars....
Sea Squad Soldier: "-that's new!"
Sea Squad Sergeant:"But hardly anything to get hysterical about. Okay, boys and girls, light'em up!"
The real problem was afterwards trying to figure out if they should have calamari or shark fin soup...

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 8:48 pm

taalismn wrote:...and that's when the sharktapus looms into sight from behind some wrecked cars....
Sea Squad Soldier: "-that's new!"
Sea Squad Sergeant:"But hardly anything to get hysterical about. Okay, boys and girls, light'em up!"
The real problem was afterwards trying to figure out if they should have calamari or shark fin soup...

Minmei: "Why not both?"
Sea Squad: .....

And so Sea Squad had a lovely meal of calamari and shark fin soup, and there was much rejoicing.

As for the rest, they had to clean up the mess.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:27 pm

Edwards: "This isn't fair. Look at them (Pointing at the Sea Squad troopers)! Eating all that good food!"
Kyle: "Shut uo, Edwards! (Holding a mop and busy cleaning up shark and octopus guts) Help me with this tentacle..."
Edwards: "It's just not fair!"
BSS Captain: "Shut up and get back to work!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:33 pm

Meanwhile Whateley lamented the death of his beloved pet.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 12:31 am

taalismn wrote:...and that's when the sharktapus looms into sight from behind some wrecked cars....
Sea Squad Soldier: "-that's new!"
Sea Squad Sergeant:"But hardly anything to get hysterical about. Okay, boys and girls, light'em up!"
The real problem was afterwards trying to figure out if they should have calamari or shark fin soup...

Chronicler wrote:
taalismn wrote:...and that's when the sharktapus looms into sight from behind some wrecked cars....
Sea Squad Soldier: "-that's new!"
Sea Squad Sergeant:"But hardly anything to get hysterical about. Okay, boys and girls, light'em up!"
The real problem was afterwards trying to figure out if they should have calamari or shark fin soup...

Minmei: "Why not both?"
Sea Squad: .....

And so Sea Squad had a lovely meal of calamari and shark fin soup, and there was much rejoicing.

As for the rest, they had to clean up the mess.

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "This isn't fair. Look at them (Pointing at the Sea Squad troopers)! Eating all that good food!"
Kyle: "Shut uo, Edwards! (Holding a mop and busy cleaning up shark and octopus guts) Help me with this tentacle..."
Edwards: "It's just not fair!"
BSS Captain: "Shut up and get back to work!"

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile Whateley lamented the death of his beloved pet.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 8:14 pm

Sea Squad Trooper: "Could you guys cle-"
BioSanitation Battalion Trooper: "Oh no, the fish guts are all YOUR department."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Aug 04, 2014 11:24 pm

taalismn wrote:Sea Squad Trooper: "Could you guys cle-"
BioSanitation Battalion Trooper: "Oh no, the fish guts are all YOUR department."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 5:16 pm

"Hmmm...whole city spells of fish guts. Just like home."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:16 pm

taalismn wrote:"Hmmm...whole city spells of fish guts. Just like home."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:35 pm

taalismn wrote:"Hmmm...whole city spells of fish guts. Just like home."

* On the high seas a Sea Squad patrol boat is patrolling the coastal waters of Canada *

Sea Squad Privet:" Hey Sarge what are doing all the way out here for anyways? "

Sea Squad Sargent who is standing at the back of the ship manning a wench" We're fishing. "

Sea Squad Privet: " Fishing for what?, what the hell are we fishing for that needs a ship's anchor and chain? "

Sea Squad Sargent:" Sea Serpents. "

Sea Squad Privet:"....., You have got to be s***ing me! "

Sea Squad Sargent:"Locals have bee saying something has been eating all the fish and yesterday a local fishing boat was attacked and destroyed. "

Sea Squad Privet:" Sounds like the local has been having one to many, the fishing boat was mostly likely destroyed by renegade Zents. "

Sea Squad Sargent:" Maybe so but the Brass A**es at High Command sent us out here to get to the bottom of the matter, besides we have been getting some unusual sonar readings. "

Sea Squad Privet:" Sarge do you really believe that all of this is because of Sea Serpents? "

Sea Squad Sargent:, I'm not sure, The Nerd Boys have been brarking lately that with all the radiation from the Rain Of Death and Protoculture leaking into the environment from the wreaked Zent ships and what not that there has been a major spike in the sightings of *Unusual* critters, also the local economy is tanking and the REMF's are getting p***y over it all, mostly like because they don't have the Blue Fin Tuna for their swanky circle j**ks. "

*The Sea Squad Privet things about what his Sargent has told him for a minutes before speaking *

Sea Squad Privet:" Hey Sarge what are we using for bait? "

Sea Squad Sargent:" Depth Charges. "

Sea Squad Privet:" Depth Charges? "

Sea Squad Sargent: " Yep, Depth Charges wrapped in whale guts. "

Sea Squad Privet:" I knew I should have joined the Desert Squad. "

*Suddenly the Anchor chain snaps taunt*

Sea Squad Sargent: " Hot Damn!, I think we got a bite! "

Sea Squad Privet:" I think we are going to need an Aircraft Carrier. " :eek:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:32 pm

Gotta ask it ... Arrr! Who's the unlucky wench on that boat? (Need a Pirate Smilie)

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 6:46 pm

SRoss wrote:Gotta ask it ... Arrr! Who's the unlucky wench on that boat? (Need a Pirate Smilie)

Hmmm I never thought about the Sea Squad Privet as a guy or gal.

For the hell of it I'm going to make her an 18 year old girl name Sprite(Her parents were slightly unhinged after surviving the Rain Of Death and she was just born just as the Rain took place)
I guess I'll have to stat her up then.

I take it Character descriptions(non stats such as IQ and what not but age, height and weight and other descriptive non cannon stats are ok?)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 8:54 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:Sea Squad Sargent who is standing at the back of the ship manning a wench

Obviously the Sargent finds her agreeable. :wink:

BTW: How do you **** off a Sea Squad NCO? Answer: Call him a Sea Sargent. :mrgreen:

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:25 pm

SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:Sea Squad Sargent who is standing at the back of the ship manning a wench

Obviously the Sargent finds her agreeable.

BTW: How do you **** off a Sea Squad NCO? Answer: Call him a Sea Sargent.

How do you get a male Sea Squad NCO into your bed?, Tell him you are looking for an abled body *Sea Man*

I know I spelled Wench wrong, been a long day.

Speaking of Wenches*Sprite* I'll going to do an SC version of the Ice Guard once I have the Ice Guard stated up as Macross gaming materiel.
As the Sea Squad knows oh so well, " Nothing like cranking on a wench after a long time out to sea. "

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 10:50 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hmmm...whole city spells of fish guts. Just like home."

* On the high seas a Sea Squad patrol boat is patrolling the coastal waters of Canada *

Sea Squad Privet:" Hey Sarge what are doing all the way out here for anyways? "

Sea Squad Sargent who is standing at the back of the ship manning a wench" We're fishing. "

Sea Squad Privet: " Fishing for what?, what the hell are we fishing for that needs a ship's anchor and chain? "

Sea Squad Sargent:" Sea Serpents. "

Sea Squad Privet:"....., You have got to be s***ing me! "

Sea Squad Sargent:"Locals have bee saying something has been eating all the fish and yesterday a local fishing boat was attacked and destroyed. "

Sea Squad Privet:" Sounds like the local has been having one to many, the fishing boat was mostly likely destroyed by renegade Zents. "

Sea Squad Sargent:" Maybe so but the Brass A**es at High Command sent us out here to get to the bottom of the matter, besides we have been getting some unusual sonar readings. "

Sea Squad Privet:" Sarge do you really believe that all of this is because of Sea Serpents? "

Sea Squad Sargent:, I'm not sure, The Nerd Boys have been brarking lately that with all the radiation from the Rain Of Death and Protoculture leaking into the environment from the wreaked Zent ships and what not that there has been a major spike in the sightings of *Unusual* critters, also the local economy is tanking and the REMF's are getting p***y over it all, mostly like because they don't have the Blue Fin Tuna for their swanky circle j**ks. "

*The Sea Squad Privet things about what his Sargent has told him for a minutes before speaking *

Sea Squad Privet:" Hey Sarge what are we using for bait? "

Sea Squad Sargent:" Depth Charges. "

Sea Squad Privet:" Depth Charges? "

Sea Squad Sargent: " Yep, Depth Charges wrapped in whale guts. "

Sea Squad Privet:" I knew I should have joined the Desert Squad. "

*Suddenly the Anchor chain snaps taunt*

Sea Squad Sargent: " Hot Damn!, I think we got a bite! "

Sea Squad Privet:" I think we are going to need an Aircraft Carrier. "

Nice Jaws reference at the end. :ok:

SRoss wrote:Gotta ask it ... Arrr! Who's the unlucky wench on that boat? (Need a Pirate Smilie)

SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:Sea Squad Sargent who is standing at the back of the ship manning a wench

Obviously the Sargent finds her agreeable.

BTW: How do you **** off a Sea Squad NCO? Answer: Call him a Sea Sargent.

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:Sea Squad Sargent who is standing at the back of the ship manning a wench

Obviously the Sargent finds her agreeable.

BTW: How do you **** off a Sea Squad NCO? Answer: Call him a Sea Sargent.

How do you get a male Sea Squad NCO into your bed?, Tell him you are looking for an abled body *Sea Man*

I know I spelled Wench wrong, been a long day.

Speaking of Wenches*Sprite* I'll going to do an SC version of the Ice Guard once I have the Ice Guard stated up as Macross gaming materiel.
As the Sea Squad knows oh so well, " Nothing like cranking on a wench after a long time out to sea. "

Sounds like it will be interesting info.

glitterboy2098 · Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:02 pm

it's spelled "winch"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:03 pm

Alpha 11 wrote: Sounds like it will be interesting info.

Well if you want a copy of The Ice Guards when they are done as well as the unnamed SC version of them when It's done I'll you know when it's done and e-mail you a copy if you like.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:05 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:it's spelled "winch"

Thanks I'll try to remember that, after Wenches is what the SS uses after they run out of whale guts cover depth charges while trolling for sea serpents. :eek:

glitterboy2098 · Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:13 pm

Winch's are what you wind on a ship. Wench's are what unwinds you when you get off ship.. :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:18 pm

And it's the wench on the winch who drops the cargo on your head.
Don't ##### off the longshorewomen. They're union.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Aug 07, 2014 8:29 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote: Sounds like it will be interesting info.

Well if you want a copy of The Ice Guards when they are done as well as the unnamed SC version of them when It's done I'll you know when it's done and e-mail you a copy if you like.

Thanks!

Kargan3033 wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:it's spelled "winch"

Thanks I'll try to remember that, after Wenches is what the SS uses after they run out of whale guts cover depth charges while trolling for sea serpents.

glitterboy2098 wrote:Winch's are what you wind on a ship. Wench's are what unwinds you when you get off ship..

taalismn wrote:And it's the wench on the winch who drops the cargo on your head.
Don't ##### off the longshorewomen. They're union.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 8:23 pm

Meanwhile, by the shores of the River Styx...
ziinnnggg"Yeah, I'm baEEEEEEE!!!-"
Charon looks down at the smoking Spirit Trap he'd set up in front of the revolving doors.
<"Finally, maybe I can get some peace and QUIET from those confounded pests!">

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:07 pm

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, by the shores of the River Styx...
ziinnnggg"Yeah, I'm baEEEEEEE!!!-"
Charon looks down at the smoking Spirit Trap he'd set up in front of the revolving doors.
<"Finally, maybe I can get some peace and QUIET from those confounded pests!">

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 14, 2014 11:22 pm

"Given the number of Edwards clones we kill, aren't you afraid of the 'Twinky Dilemma'?"
"Where we get a critical mass of Edwards busting containment? No, we use original 'Ayanami Protocols'...many bodies, same single soul. No critical mass."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Aug 15, 2014 10:06 pm

taalismn wrote:"Given the number of Edwards clones we kill, aren't you afraid of the 'Twinky Dilemma'?"
"Where we get a critical mass of Edwards busting containment? No, we use original 'Ayanami Protocols'...many bodies, same single soul. No critical mass."

Still, that's a lot of Edwards.