Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

[glitterboy2098]

Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

[taalismn]

Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

So the smart Zentraedi this loop are ripe for rebellion because their supreme commander's spending them by gatling gun ammo? Or Kleenex during flu season? Laying low and awaiting an opportunity to kakk the young bastard who offed the old fatso and now runs the Zentraedi like Caligula going through the Imperial Roman treasury?

(interesting; there seems to be some new editing software that automatically converts words like 'fat@$$' into 'fatso'. My vitriolic blade has been dulled, the cravens!)

[Arnie100]

(That fateful day...)

Supreme Commander Khyron: "Et tu, Breetai? Et tu?"

[taalismn]

(That fateful day...)

Supreme Commander Khyron: "Et tu, Breetai? Et tu?"

Was it the dagger Exedore slid between Khyron's ribs? Or the chair that Breetai slammed down on the Supreme Commander's skull? Or maybe the poison Azonia slipped into his drink? Or maybe the five thousand pounds of Terran-supplied C4 going off underneath him that did the final deed?

[glitterboy2098]

Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

So the smart Zentraedi this loop are ripe for rebellion because their supreme commander's spending them by gatling gun ammo? Or Kleenex during flu season? Laying low and awaiting an opportunity to kakk the young bastard who offed the old fatso and now runs the Zentraedi like Caligula going through the Imperial Roman treasury?

(interesting; there seems to be some new editing software that automatically converts words like 'fat@$$' into 'fatso'. My vitriolic blade has been dulled, the cravens!)

on the positive side, humanity only has to deal with a grand fleet of 2-3 million ships.. since the supreme commander has a tendency to vaporise the ships of those who fail him..

[Arnie100]

Supreme Commander Breetai has dealt with the issue.

(Later that same day...)

Supreme Commamder Breetai: "Et tu, Exedore? Et tu?"

(Even later that day...)

Supreme Commander Exedore: "Et tu, Azonia? Et tu?"

(Even later, later that day...)

"ALL HAIL EMPRESS AZONIA!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

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Rick: "I nearly DROWNED..."
Lisa: "You broke my fall...you're so sweet..."

It might have turned into a waterside lemon scene right then and there had it not been for the thrashing bubbles from drowning Zentraedi in the background spoiling the mood.

Rick: ""Too bad the Zentraedi won't stop screaming..."
Lisa: "Don't worry. They'll stop."

Rick: ""Too bad the Zentraedi won't stop screaming..."
Lisa: "Don't worry. They'll stop."

Worse yet is if they DO come to the surface and catch the two micronians in carnal in flagrante delicto.
#"AAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!"#
(Passes out, falls back into the water, blood starts coloring the surface)

Rick: ""Too bad the Zentraedi won't stop screaming..."
Lisa: "Don't worry. They'll stop."

Worse yet is if they DO come to the surface and catch the two micronians in carnal in flagrante delicto.
#"AAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!"#
(Passes out, falls back into the water, blood starts coloring the surface)

Lisa: "At least they'll be quiet."
Rick: "That is true."

('70s-style p**n music begins playing in fhe background)

Lisa: "Music to my ears..."

Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Ya, most likely. Love the Time Loops.

Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

So the smart Zentraedi this loop are ripe for rebellion because their supreme commander's spending them by gatling gun ammo? Or Kleenex during flu season? Laying low and awaiting an opportunity to kakk the young bastard who offed the old fatso and now runs the Zentraedi like Caligula going through the Imperial Roman treasury?

(interesting; there seems to be some new editing software that automatically converts words like 'fat@$$' into 'fatso'. My vitriolic blade has been dulled, the cravens!)

[Alpha 11]

(That fateful day...)

Supreme Commander Khyron: "Et tu, Breetai? Et tu?"

(That fateful day...)

Supreme Commander Khyron: "Et tu, Breetai? Et tu?"

Was it the dagger Exedore slid between Khyron's ribs? Or the chair that Breetai slammed down on the Supreme Commander's skull? Or maybe the poison Azonia slipped into his drink? Or maybe the five thousand pounds of Terran-supplied C4 going off underneath him that did the final deed?

Obviously a Time Loop---Probably one where it's Lisa who's Awake(she brought champagne in her subspace pocket, and knows all the quiet corners on Breetai's flagship where they're unlikely to be disturbed get lost for a while).

Exodor is too, but in this loop, for some reason, "fleet security officer" Exodor and commander Breetai report to "supreme commander Khyron", so exodor does not dare try to alter things too much on the zentreadi end..

So the smart Zentraedi this loop are ripe for rebellion because their supreme commander's spending them by gatling gun ammo? Or Kleenex during flu season? Laying low and awaiting an opportunity to kakk the young bastard who offed the old fatso and now runs the Zentraedi like Caligula going through the Imperial Roman treasury?

(interesting; there seems to be some new editing software that automatically converts words like 'fat@$$' into 'fatso'. My vitriolic blade has been dulled, the cravens!)

on the positive side, humanity only has to deal with a grand fleet of 2-3 million ships.. since the supreme commander has a tendency to vaporise the ships of those who fail him..

Supreme Commander Breetai has dealt with the issue.

(Later that same day...)

Supreme Commamder Breetai: "Et tu, Exedore? Et tu?"

(Even later that day...)

Supreme Commander Exedore: "Et tu, Azonia? Et tu?"

(Even later, later that day...)

"ALL HAIL EMPRESS AZONIA!!!!"

[taalismn]

Which means that ultimately Earth faces two Regults, one of which shoots the other in the back(or maybe two Quadronos, and the last one standing is Miriya), or the Robotech Masters finally get one last message from two Zentraedi on the same screen, watching each other intently, because they don't dare turn their backs to each other.

[Arnie100]

Grell: "Should we...?"
Gerao: "No. Absolutely NOT."
Grell: "But we could become..."
Gerao: "Like I woukd trust YOU to watch my back."

[Alpha 11]

Which means that ultimately Earth faces two Regults, one of which shoots the other in the back(or maybe two Quadronos, and the last one standing is Miriya), or the Robotech Masters finally get one last message from two Zentraedi on the same screen, watching each other intently, because they don't dare turn their backs to each other.

Grell: "Should we...?"
Gerao: "No. Absolutely NOT."
Grell: "But we could become..."
Gerao: "Like I woukd trust YOU to watch my back."

[taalismn]

Robotech Master: "Perhaps we engineered them to be TOO aggressive?..."

[Arnie100]

Robotech Master: "Et Tu, Karno? Et Tu?"
Karno: "I've been wanting to do that for a long time!"
Musicaa: "Ditto."
Karno:

[taalismn]

Robotech Master: "Et Tu, Karno? Et Tu?"
Karno: "I've been wanting to do that for a long time!"
Musicaa: "Ditto."
Karno:

Clones: "ALL HAIL EVIL EMPRESS MUSICA!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Robotech Master: "Perhaps we engineered them to be TOO aggressive?..."

Robotech Master: "Et Tu, Karno? Et Tu?"
Karno: "I've been wanting to do that for a long time!"
Musicaa: "Ditto."
Karno:

Robotech Master: "Et Tu, Karno? Et Tu?"
Karno: "I've been wanting to do that for a long time!"
Musicaa: "Ditto."
Karno:

Clones: "ALL HAIL EVIL EMPRESS MUSICA!!!"

[taalismn]

Yeah, Emperor Nero may have fiddled, but Empress Musica knows how to both play a Cosmic Harp and SING.
Oh yeah, and she has Gurkhas on speed-dial.

[Arnie100]

Grell: "We SHOULD..."
Gerao: "SHUT. UP."
Grell: "Come ON, we could -- (Feels a painful sensation...) -- Et tu, Gerao? Et tu?"
Gerao: "Finally."

[taalismn]

Grell: "We SHOULD..."
Gerao: "SHUT. UP."
Grell: "Come ON, we could -- (Feels a painful sensation...) -- Et tu, Gerao? Et tu?"
Gerao: "Finally."

"Will the last Zentraedi in the fleet please turn off the lights?"

[Alpha 11]

Yeah, Emperor Nero may have fiddled, but Empress Musica knows how to both play a Cosmic Harp and SING.
Oh yeah, and she has Gurkhas on speed-dial.

Grell: "We SHOULD..."
Gerao: "SHUT. UP."
Grell: "Come ON, we could -- (Feels a painful sensation...) -- Et tu, Gerao? Et tu?"
Gerao: "Finally."

Grell: "We SHOULD..."
Gerao: "SHUT. UP."
Grell: "Come ON, we could -- (Feels a painful sensation...) -- Et tu, Gerao? Et tu?"
Gerao: "Finally."

"Will the last Zentraedi in the fleet please turn off the lights?"

[Arnie100]

Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

[taalismn]

Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEE!!!!!"
*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******
"So...Zentraedi are like Immortals?"
"No, Gerao accidentally slopped mop water in an open power socket."
Gerao: ///"NNeeneeNNNNEEENNNEEeeeeNNNEeeeeNNNEEEENnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!"////

[SRoss]

Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEE!!!!!"
*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******
"So...Zentraedi are like Immortals?"
"No, Gerao accidentally slopped mop water in an open power socket."
Gerao: ///"NNeeneeNNNNEEENNNEEeeeeNNNEeeeeNNNEEEENnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!"////

Veilt: (Hovering over the flopping Gerao) "REVENGE!!!"

[Arnie100]

*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******

Veilt: "Maybe...ffzzztttt...I spoke...pop...too...soon...ouchie"

[Alpha 11]

Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEE!!!!!"
*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******
"So...Zentraedi are like Immortals?"
"No, Gerao accidentally slopped mop water in an open power socket."
Gerao: ///"NNeeneeNNNNEEENNNEEeeeeNNNEeeeeNNNEEEENnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!"////

Gerao: "All Hail Evil Empress Musicaa!!"
Musicaa: "Where's Grell?"
Gerao: "He...had an accident..."
Musicaa: "Oh. Well, in that case...these are for you (hands Gerao a mop and bucket of water) and I want this place nice and clean."
Gerao: "This...is...so...not...FAIR!!"

(The last Zentraedi is now a janitor...)

"THERE CAN ONLY BE ONEEEE!!!!!"
*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******
"So...Zentraedi are like Immortals?"
"No, Gerao accidentally slopped mop water in an open power socket."
Gerao: ///"NNeeneeNNNNEEENNNEEeeeeNNNEeeeeNNNEEEENnnnneeeeeeeee!!!!!"////

Veilt: (Hovering over the flopping Gerao) "REVENGE!!!"

*KRACKLE!KA-POOOWWWWWWWTHUNNNDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH*******

Veilt: "Maybe...ffzzztttt...I spoke...pop...too...soon...ouchie"

[taalismn]

Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

[Alpha 11]

Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Like the superheroes cap getting sucked up something, right?

[SRoss]

Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Like the superheroes cap getting sucked up something, right?

Yep, the vary reason why back when I played DC Heroes I NEVER gave any of my characters a cape.

[taalismn]

Yeah, Veidt felt rather stupid after his OWN MECHA accidentally trod on his robe, pinning him long enough for Vince Grant to PULVERIZE him.

[Arnie100]

Capes are very bad in this business.

[taalismn]

Capes are very bad in this business.

Maia Sterling: "So basically all we have to do is fly in among the Haydonites with our atmospheric jet intakes open?"

[Arnie100]

Capes are very bad in this business.

Maia Sterling: "So basically all we have to do is fly in among the Haydonites with our atmospheric jet intakes open?"

"Easy as making a pineapple salad!"

[taalismn]

Veidt: "So it's go naked or get sucked into a jet turbine? You know, I'm feeling pretty good about destroying a jet engine from the inside..."

[SRoss]

Veidt: "So it's go naked or get sucked into a jet turbine? You know, I'm feeling pretty good about destroying a jet engine from the inside..."

"Dude, your a head and floating upper torso... It's not like you got anything to hide."

[Arnie100]

"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

[taalismn]

"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

Maia Sterling: "Yeah, some of these new Alpha engines? You could use them as cement mixers. Or industrial garbage disposals."

[Chronicler]

"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

Maia Sterling: "Yeah, some of these new Alpha engines? You could use them as cement mixers. Or industrial garbage disposals."

Maintenance engineer: "Please do not use the engines for that! "

*bunch of pilots stop in their tracks carrying garbage bags*

[taalismn]

"Please. Body disposal is best accomplished using the SHIP'S main engines."

[Alpha 11]

Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Like the superheroes cap getting sucked up something, right?

Yep, the vary reason why back when I played DC Heroes I NEVER gave any of my characters a cape.

The Icredibles taught us a lot, right?

Yeah, Veidt felt rather stupid after his OWN MECHA accidentally trod on his robe, pinning him long enough for Vince Grant to PULVERIZE him.

Capes are very bad in this business.

Yep!

Capes are very bad in this business.

Maia Sterling: "So basically all we have to do is fly in among the Haydonites with our atmospheric jet intakes open?"

Tough, wouldn't that cause the plan to crash?

Capes are very bad in this business.

Maia Sterling: "So basically all we have to do is fly in among the Haydonites with our atmospheric jet intakes open?"

"Easy as making a pineapple salad!"

Veidt: "So it's go naked or get sucked into a jet turbine? You know, I'm feeling pretty good about destroying a jet engine from the inside..."

Veidt: "So it's go naked or get sucked into a jet turbine? You know, I'm feeling pretty good about destroying a jet engine from the inside..."

"Dude, your a head and floating upper torso... It's not like you got anything to hide."

"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

Maia Sterling: "Yeah, some of these new Alpha engines? You could use them as cement mixers. Or industrial garbage disposals."

"I don't know...the way some of these newer engines are built...maybe nekkid wouldn't be such a bad idea..."

Maia Sterling: "Yeah, some of these new Alpha engines? You could use them as cement mixers. Or industrial garbage disposals."

Maintenance engineer: "Please do not use the engines for that! "

*bunch of pilots stop in their tracks carrying garbage bags*

"Please. Body disposal is best accomplished using the SHIP'S main engines."

[taalismn]

Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Like the superheroes cap getting sucked up something, right?

Yep, the vary reason why back when I played DC Heroes I NEVER gave any of my characters a cape.

The Icredibles taught us a lot, right?

Indeed. One takes genuine wisdom where one can.

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Check out these new capes! Pretty slick-looking!"
Kyle: "I dunno...I got a bad feeling about this..." (Checking out his cape with a look of dread...)
Edwards: "Come on...what could possibly --"
Kyle: "Don't say it!! Every time you say that...something happens!!"
Edwards: "You worry too much..."
Kyle: "Oh, yeah?! Remember what happened to us at lunch?!"
Edwards: "That was different!"

(Sound of jet engines revving up...)

Edwards: "Uh-oh..."
Kyle: "See?!"

[SRoss]

Pilot #1: "Why are we doing engine tests on the Tunny?"

Pilot #2: "Miss Hunter's orders."

Pilot #1: "Ok."

[Chronicler]

*warning lights go off*

Pilot one: "What the!?! Somethings in the engine!"

*Second engine explodes*

Pilot one: "Son of a! What the hell was that!?!"

Pilot two: "Looks like the other engine sucked something up too!"

Pilot one: "The Admiral is going to kill us for this!"

Pilot two: "My life plan is good, how's yours?"

[Arnie100]

(Meanwhile...)

Lisa: (On the phone) "Into the engines? Oh, that's good, VERY good!! Keep the engines running for a while..."
Rick: "Uhm..."
Lisa: "Yes, hon?"
Rick: "I'm...I'm gonna have another drink..."
Lisa: "Oh, goodie! Make me one, too!"

[taalismn]

Aircraft Engineer: *checking clipboard* "Passed the heavy debris ingestion test."

[Arnie100]

(Down below...)

Charon: "You two...AGAIN?!"
Kyle: "THIS time can we --"
Edwards: "Please...PLEASE don't send us back up there!!"
Charon: "OUT!! OUT!!! OUT!!!" (Chasing Edwards and Kyle with a sycthe)

[Alpha 11]

Yep, hem of his robe dipped into the water. Does it every time.

Like the superheroes cap getting sucked up something, right?

Yep, the vary reason why back when I played DC Heroes I NEVER gave any of my characters a cape.

The Icredibles taught us a lot, right?

Indeed. One takes genuine wisdom where one can.

So true.

Edwards: "Check out these new capes! Pretty slick-looking!"
Kyle: "I dunno...I got a bad feeling about this..." (Checking out his cape with a look of dread...)
Edwards: "Come on...what could possibly --"
Kyle: "Don't say it!! Every time you say that...something happens!!"
Edwards: "You worry too much..."
Kyle: "Oh, yeah?! Remember what happened to us at lunch?!"
Edwards: "That was different!"

(Sound of jet engines revving up...)

Edwards: "Uh-oh..."
Kyle: "See?!"

Pilot #1: "Why are we doing engine tests on the Tunny?"

Pilot #2: "Miss Hunter's orders."

Pilot #1: "Ok."

*warning lights go off*

Pilot one: "What the!?! Somethings in the engine!"

*Second engine explodes*

Pilot one: "Son of a! What the hell was that!?!"

Pilot two: "Looks like the other engine sucked something up too!"

Pilot one: "The Admiral is going to kill us for this!"

Pilot two: "My life plan is good, how's yours?"

(Meanwhile...)

Lisa: (On the phone) "Into the engines? Oh, that's good, VERY good!! Keep the engines running for a while..."
Rick: "Uhm..."
Lisa: "Yes, hon?"
Rick: "I'm...I'm gonna have another drink..."
Lisa: "Oh, goodie! Make me one, too!"

Aircraft Engineer: *checking clipboard* "Passed the heavy debris ingestion test."

(Down below...)

Charon: "You two...AGAIN?!"
Kyle: "THIS time can we --"
Edwards: "Please...PLEASE don't send us back up there!!"
Charon: "OUT!! OUT!!! OUT!!!" (Chasing Edwards and Kyle with a sycthe)

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Can't we get a break?!"
Kyle: "That's all I want! Oh, no..."
Edwards: "What?! What is it?!"
Kyle: "THEM!!!! (Points at the two approaching figures...)
Edwards:

(...as The Mascot and The Tuna come into view...)

Mascot:
Tuna:

Kyle and Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "Can't we get a break?!"
Kyle: "That's all I want! Oh, no..."
Edwards: "What?! What is it?!"
Kyle: "THEM!!!! (Points at the two approaching figures...)
Edwards:

(...as The Mascot and The Tuna come into view...)

Mascot:
Tuna:

Kyle and Edwards: "IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!"

[SRoss]

Charon: "HEY! HEY! NO EATING ON THE BOAT!!!"