Robotech Blooper Reels

[Chronicler]

*Ding-dong*

Ariel: "I'll get that Scott"

There at the door is a disheveled Lunk. All soaked from the storm.

Ariel: "Lunk? What are you doing here?"

Lunk: "I need a place to hide out for the night."

Scott: yelling "Who is that?"

Ariel: "It's Lunk! Anyways are my sisters still after you?"

Lunk: "Strangest thing all but one are still chasing me after I escaped their hive a week ago. The one keeps stalking me from the shadows."

Ariel:

Lunk: "Yeah that's how I feel."

Scott: "Lunk! Been awhile since I last saw you."

Lunk: "I asked Ariel if I can crash here for the night."

Scott: "Well sure. I was about to start dinner here."

Lunk: "Thanks Scott."

Later that evening.

Ariel: "Uh, Lunk. The Regess just called me, she wants to talk to you. "

Lunk: " Uuuhhh... Now?"

*FLASH*

Lunk finds himself in an Invid hive.

Regess: "Now."

Lunk: "OH GOD WHAT I DO!"

Regess: "Calm human, it's not what you did..... Well kind of."

Lunk: "EERRRR."

Regess: "I've known my daughters where infatuated with you to the point of, what do the humans say? The horizontal bop?"

Lunk: "I'm quite aware, but please don't say that again."

Regess: "Anyways, you do know they do it while safe right?"

Lunk: "Trojan's been calling me customer zero since they are still in business because of me."

Regess: "Well one of my shyer daughters forgot to use one."

Lunk: "when?"

Regess: "When the others were cooling off and you were semi-concise."

Lunk:

Regess: "She has been an odd one.."

Flash back

Regess: "Daughter, why have you not come out of that chamber for day..."

The Regess finds herself in a dark chamber filled with stacks upon stacks of manga, DVD boxsets, games of all types, and all matter of stuff that would give any otaku a wet dream. There in front of a small theater screen sat a scout, and on top of that a small figure wrapped in heavy blankets.

Regess: "......."

Back to present day

Regess: "She is what you humans call an "otaku"?"

Lunk: "...... And I'm here why?"

Regess: "You already know deep down."

Lunk: "....... "

Regess: "Yeah. What was that saying you humans have? "Bun's in the oven?""

*THUNK*

Regess: "Well since you are out cold already I might as well say it's triplets."






Ariel: "Scott?"

Scott: "Yes dear?"

Ariel: "I hear as though all my sisters are screaming."



Sera: "Lancer?"

Lancer: "Hmmm?"

Sera: "I feel as though I'm not alone anymore."

Lancer: "Okay?"

[Arnie100]

Lunk: "Uhm; Guys, I'm a, uhm...FATHER..."
The group:
Regess: "Ooops, my BAD...Lunk, say hello to your own COLONY."
Lunk: (Faints...)

[taalismn]

Lunk: "Uhm; Guys, I'm a, uhm...FATHER..."
The group:

Lancer: "Welcome to the club. You'll find that being around Annie during her formative years will serve you well in parenthood-"
Rand: "Like keeping firearms out of the little tykes' hands."
Rook: "Learning to say 'no' even with a rocketlauncher pointed at your head."
Ariel: "Not letting them get violently ill from eating too much candy..."
Scott:"Spotting when their boyfriends are leading you into a trap..."

[Chronicler]

Lunk: "Uhm; Guys, I'm a, uhm...FATHER..."
The group:

Lancer: "Welcome to the club. You'll find that being around Annie during her formative years will serve you well in parenthood-"
Rand: "Like keeping firearms out of the little tykes' hands."
Rook: "Learning to say 'no' even with a rocketlauncher pointed at your head."
Ariel: "Not letting them get violently ill from eating too much candy..."
Scott:"Spotting when their boyfriends are leading you into a trap..."

Probably a good thing since the mother is like this character: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WataMote

Invid Princesses: SHE WASN'T AT THE MEETING!

Hugh Mann: "I wasn't there ether and I still know to put one on."

[Alpha 11]

*Ding-dong*

Ariel: "I'll get that Scott"

There at the door is a disheveled Lunk. All soaked from the storm.

Ariel: "Lunk? What are you doing here?"

Lunk: "I need a place to hide out for the night."

Scott: yelling "Who is that?"

Ariel: "It's Lunk! Anyways are my sisters still after you?"

Lunk: "Strangest thing all but one are still chasing me after I escaped their hive a week ago. The one keeps stalking me from the shadows."

Ariel:

Lunk: "Yeah that's how I feel."

Scott: "Lunk! Been awhile since I last saw you."

Lunk: "I asked Ariel if I can crash here for the night."

Scott: "Well sure. I was about to start dinner here."

Lunk: "Thanks Scott."

Later that evening.

Ariel: "Uh, Lunk. The Regess just called me, she wants to talk to you. "

Lunk: " Uuuhhh... Now?"

*FLASH*

Lunk finds himself in an Invid hive.

Regess: "Now."

Lunk: "OH GOD WHAT I DO!"

Regess: "Calm human, it's not what you did..... Well kind of."

Lunk: "EERRRR."

Regess: "I've known my daughters where infatuated with you to the point of, what do the humans say? The horizontal bop?"

Lunk: "I'm quite aware, but please don't say that again."

Regess: "Anyways, you do know they do it while safe right?"

Lunk: "Trojan's been calling me customer zero since they are still in business because of me."

Regess: "Well one of my shyer daughters forgot to use one."

Lunk: "when?"

Regess: "When the others were cooling off and you were semi-concise."

Lunk:

Regess: "She has been an odd one.."

Flash back

Regess: "Daughter, why have you not come out of that chamber for day..."

The Regess finds herself in a dark chamber filled with stacks upon stacks of manga, DVD boxsets, games of all types, and all matter of stuff that would give any otaku a wet dream. There in front of a small theater screen sat a scout, and on top of that a small figure wrapped in heavy blankets.

Regess: "......."

Back to present day

Regess: "She is what you humans call an "otaku"?"

Lunk: "...... And I'm here why?"

Regess: "You already know deep down."

Lunk: "....... "

Regess: "Yeah. What was that saying you humans have? "Bun's in the oven?""

*THUNK*

Regess: "Well since you are out cold already I might as well say it's triplets."






Ariel: "Scott?"

Scott: "Yes dear?"

Ariel: "I hear as though all my sisters are screaming."



Sera: "Lancer?"

Lancer: "Hmmm?"

Sera: "I feel as though I'm not alone anymore."

Lancer: "Okay?"

[Alpha 11]

Lunk: "Uhm; Guys, I'm a, uhm...FATHER..."
The group:
Regess: "Ooops, my BAD...Lunk, say hello to your own COLONY."
Lunk: (Faints...)

Lunk: "Uhm; Guys, I'm a, uhm...FATHER..."
The group:

Lancer: "Welcome to the club. You'll find that being around Annie during her formative years will serve you well in parenthood-"
Rand: "Like keeping firearms out of the little tykes' hands."
Rook: "Learning to say 'no' even with a rocketlauncher pointed at your head."
Ariel: "Not letting them get violently ill from eating too much candy..."
Scott:"Spotting when their boyfriends are leading you into a trap..."

Lunk: "Uhm; Guys, I'm a, uhm...FATHER..."
The group:

Lancer: "Welcome to the club. You'll find that being around Annie during her formative years will serve you well in parenthood-"
Rand: "Like keeping firearms out of the little tykes' hands."
Rook: "Learning to say 'no' even with a rocketlauncher pointed at your head."
Ariel: "Not letting them get violently ill from eating too much candy..."
Scott:"Spotting when their boyfriends are leading you into a trap..."

Probably a good thing since the mother is like this character: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WataMote

Invid Princesses: SHE WASN'T AT THE MEETING!

Hugh Mann: "I wasn't there ether and I still know to put one on."

[SRoss]

Hugh Mann: "I wasn't there ether and I still know to put one on."

Invid Princesses: "Like when have you ever gotten any?"

FLASHBACK...

Lang: "And zat my dear is what I call my Ardennes Offensive."

Hugh Mann: (Breathless) "The Regess will be ecstatic!"

[Chronicler]

Time Loop
Year: 2009
SDF-1 position: closing in on Uranus

We find our hero's Rick and Lisa at a courtyard cafe within the reconstructed city of Macross. There they are joined by the soon to be famous pop star lynn Minmei.

Minmei: "Sorry We'er late. My boyfriend needed to grab some things for his performance tonight."

Lisa: "I'm surprised you have a boyfriend now. *snicker* Think he'll stay with you long enough for you to have a happy ending?"

Minmei: " Please don't go there."

Rick: "That was sort of a low blow even for me."

Lisa: " Sorry, keep forgetting you're not like the others we've encountered."

*short silence*

Rick: *sips on drink* "So what's he like?"

Minmei: "Well he goes to my school, but is a grade ahead of me. We've been friends for a little bit before I asked him out. He likes music so he both sings and plays the guitar, though he mostly covers other bands like Pearl Jam. I'm thinking of asking him to be with my group once I get more noticeable. What about you two?"

Rick: "Got done with training with Max and Ben. Got Mr. Hayes's blessing for Lisa's hand in marriage after the battle with Dolza."

Lisa: "You know you didn't have to ask. He understands that we've married thousands of times before."

Rick: "But this is the first time I actually got his blessing."

Lisa and Minmei

Minmei: "Anyways did you hear Kyle joined the UEDF?"

Lisa and Rick: "What!?!"

Minmei: "Yeah me too. Turns out in most of those loops he had he became a Destroid pilot. Became a high ranking officer in a few too."


Outside the SDF-1, training target range....

Monster driver:

Monster commander: "How in the nine hells did you hit every target with one shot!?!"

Lynn Kyle:

Back to cafe....

Lisa: "Lang has been trying to boost our communications back to command so we can talk to the others."

Rick: "How's that working out?"

Lisa: "Errrrr "


Lang: "You like the new communication room Captain?"

The room is dark except for lights shining down on black obelisks. Each one sports a number in red letters.

Gloval: "Lang?"

Lang: "Ja?"

Gloval: "Change it NOW!"



Rick and Minmei: "eeeeewwwwwwww."

Lisa: "Hopefully things are going smoother with my father back home...."



Back at the white house, the President and Admiral Hayes meet in the oval office.

Obama: "Admiral Hayes, it has come to my attention and the bean counters that a large portion of our contribution to the UEG have been going into a project... *flips and looks at paper* Project: Save Our Bacon? "

Hayes: "Erm well...."

Obama: "I have also gotten word that multiple companies have been buying up a lot of land and constructing large bomb shelters."

Hayes: "And why might there be a problem?"

Obama: "The NSA said that you email them about updates to their work."

Hayes: "Huw boy "



Rick: "Why did I just get a chill? "

[SRoss]

Ben: "Right! Next loop, make sure Edward Snowden has a tragic accident!"

[taalismn]

That's going to take a little doing,to avoid a diplomatic incident, considering he's near-permanently enscrounged in an embassy.

[SRoss]

That's going to take a little doing,to avoid a diplomatic incident, considering he's near-permanently ensconced in an embassy.

I meant BEFORE he went to work for the NSA.

[Alpha 11]

Hugh Mann: "I wasn't there ether and I still know to put one on."

Invid Princesses: "Like when have you ever gotten any?"

FLASHBACK...

Lang: "And zat my dear is what I call my Ardennes Offensive."

Hugh Mann: (Breathless) "The Regess will be ecstatic!"

Time Loop
Year: 2009
SDF-1 position: closing in on Uranus

We find our hero's Rick and Lisa at a courtyard cafe within the reconstructed city of Macross. There they are joined by the soon to be famous pop star lynn Minmei.

Minmei: "Sorry We'er late. My boyfriend needed to grab some things for his performance tonight."

Lisa: "I'm surprised you have a boyfriend now. *snicker* Think he'll stay with you long enough for you to have a happy ending?"

Minmei: " Please don't go there."

Rick: "That was sort of a low blow even for me."

Lisa: " Sorry, keep forgetting you're not like the others we've encountered."

*short silence*

Rick: *sips on drink* "So what's he like?"

Minmei: "Well he goes to my school, but is a grade ahead of me. We've been friends for a little bit before I asked him out. He likes music so he both sings and plays the guitar, though he mostly covers other bands like Pearl Jam. I'm thinking of asking him to be with my group once I get more noticeable. What about you two?"

Rick: "Got done with training with Max and Ben. Got Mr. Haze's blessing for Lisa's hand in marriage after the battle with Dolza."

Lisa: "You know you didn't have to ask. He understands that we've married thousands of times before."

Rick: "But this is the first time I actually got his blessing."

Lisa and Minmei

Minmei: "Anyways did you hear Kyle joined the UEDF?"

Lisa and Rick: "What!?!"

Minmei: "Yeah me too. Turns out in most of those loops he had he became a Destroid pilot. Became a high ranking officer in a few too."


Outside the SDF-1, training target range....

Monster driver:

Monster commander: "How in the nine hells did you hit every target with one shot!?!"

Lynn Kyle:

Back to cafe....

Lisa: "Lang has been trying to boost our communications back to command so we can talk to the others."

Rick: "How's that working out?"

Lisa: "Errrrr "


Lang: "You like the new communication room Captain?"

The room is dark except for lights shining down on black obelisks. Each one sports a number in red letters.

Gloval: "Lang?"

Lang: "Yes?"

Gloval: "Change it NOW!"



Rick and Minmei: "eeeeewwwwwwww."

Lisa: "Hopefully things are going smoother with my father back home...."



Back at the white house, the President and Admiral Haze meet in the oval office.

Obama: "Admiral Haze, it has come to my attention and the bean counters that a large portion of our contribution to the UEG have been going into a project... *flips and looks at paper* Project: Save Our Bacon? "

Haze: "Erm well...."

Obama: "I have also gotten word that multiple companies have been buying up a lot of land and constructing large bomb shelters."

Haze: "And why might there be a problem?"

Obama: "The NSA said that you email them about updates to their work."

Haze: "Huw boy "



Rick: "Why did I just get a chill? "

Love the time loops!

[Alpha 11]

Ben: "Right! Next loop, make sure Edward Snowden has a tragic accident!"

That's going to take a little doing,to avoid a diplomatic incident, considering he's near-permanently enscrounged in an embassy.

I'm still torn on him.

That's going to take a little doing,to avoid a diplomatic incident, considering he's near-permanently ensconced in an embassy.

I meant BEFORE he went to work for the NSA.

Again, still don't know.

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "What's THIS....someone left me a present under the Christmas tree... "
Kyle: "What's that ticking sound..."

[Chronicler]

Edwards: "What's THIS....someone left me a present under the Christmas tree... "
Kyle: "What's that ticking sound..."

Regess: "Oops. Uh I didn't know it is that time of the year. "

Sara: "You mean?"

Regess: "Forgot to go Christmas shopping for all of you. "


Lunk: "Uh, why is she dressed like that?"

Otaku Princess: *dressed up as the virgin Mary*

Sara: "Who took my costume? "

Lancer: "And the Christmas play is tonight."

[SRoss]

Ok, that's one twisted Nativity Scene...

[taalismn]

Ok, that's one twisted Nativity Scene...

Ya THINK?!

"And the Star of Bethlehem is played by Dolza's Command Moon..."

[Arnie100]

"...And all through the house, not a creature was stirrring, not even a --"

BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

Edwards: "I hate rats -- oh...sorry, Kyle...I thought --"
Kyle: "I HATE YOU."

[Chronicler]

UEEF Pilot 1: Think we can pull it off?

UEEF Pilot 2: I don't know, but someone has to do it.

UEEF Pilot 3: Guys, we just finished painting the Beta's. They're loaded up and ready to go.

UEEF Pilot 1: *In-hails* Show time.



This is SDF-4 Control all squads accounted for, over.

Control Fox squad copies, over.

Skull squad reporting in. Every things green on our end, over.

Wolf squad has received target area, over.

Mauve squad checking in. Engines are hot and ready on your commands Control, over.

Red squad checking in, over.

Green here, over.

Blue's waiting over here, over.

Control this is Black Guard, just checked in with the rest. Can we forgo all of this cuz the night's not getting any younger.

This is Control we read you Black Guard. Alright the mission is a go. Happy hunting.



And so throughout the cold night they came bearing gifts and good tidings. They dropped them in every settlement they saw. The gift's softly landing just inside each town. Each one had food, cloths, water, and toys for all good people of the Earth.

And all over the command channels they shout: Merry Christmas too all! And to all a good night!

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "What's THIS....someone left me a present under the Christmas tree... "
Kyle: "What's that ticking sound..."

Edwards: "What's THIS....someone left me a present under the Christmas tree... "
Kyle: "What's that ticking sound..."

Regess: "Oops. Uh I didn't know it is that time of the year. "

Sara: "You mean?"

Regess: "Forgot to go Christmas shopping for all of you. "


Lunk: "Uh, why is she dressed like that?"

Otaku Princess: *dressed up as the virgin Mary*

Sara: "Who took my costume? "

Lancer: "And the Christmas play is tonight."

[Alpha 11]

Ok, that's one twisted Nativity Scene...

Yep!

Ok, that's one twisted Nativity Scene...

Ya THINK?!

"And the Star of Bethlehem is played by Dolza's Command Moon..."

"...And all through the house, not a creature was stirrring, not even a --"

BLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAMBLAM

Edwards: "I hate rats -- oh...sorry, Kyle...I thought --"
Kyle: "I HATE YOU."

UEEF Pilot 1: Think we can pull it off?

UEEF Pilot 2: I don't know, but someone has to do it.

UEEF Pilot 3: Guys, we just finished painting the Beta's. They're loaded up and ready to go.

UEEF Pilot 1: *In-hails* Show time.



This is SDF-4 Control all squads accounted for, over.

Control Fox squad copies, over.

Skull squad reporting in. Every things green on our end, over.

Wolf squad has received target area, over.

Mauve squad checking in. Engines are hot and ready on your commands Control, over.

Red squad checking in, over.

Green here, over.

Blue's waiting over here, over.

Control this is Black Guard, just checked in with the rest. Can we forgo all of this cuz the night's not getting any younger.

This is Control we read you Black Guard. Alright the mission is a go. Happy hunting.



And so throughout the cold night they came bearing gifts and good tidings. They dropped them in every settlement they saw. The gift's softly landing just inside each town. Each one had food, cloths, water, and toys for all good people of the Earth.

And all over the command channels they shout: Merry Christmas too all! And to all a good night!

Nice!

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "FINALLY!! I get to see what's in this PRE --"

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Kyle: "I told you there was a ticking sound!"

(Meanwhile...)

Lisa: "I hope Edwards enjoyed his present..."
Rick: "You actually sent Edwards a gift?"
Lisa: "Let's just say it was a surprise..."

[taalismn]

"So, what else did you get for Christmas, T.R.?"
"Notification that my health insurance premiums just went up."

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "FINALLY!! I get to see what's in this PRE --"

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

Kyle: "I told you there was a ticking sound!"

(Meanwhile...)

Lisa: "I hope Edwards enjoyed his present..."
Rick: "You actually sent Edwards a gift?"
Lisa: "Let's just say it was a surprise..."

"So, what else did you get for Christmas, T.R.?"
"Notification that my health insurance premiums just went up."

You mean, there is one out there that still covers him?!?

[taalismn]

[q

You mean, there is one out there that still covers him?!?

Well, he's pretty well black-listed by any reputable life insurance companies.

[SRoss]

Rand: (Watching a Cross Ange marathon) "How come stuff like that doesn't happen to us in the wilderness?"

Ariel: "because ROBOTECH is a family series..."

Lunk: "Made for Americans."

[taalismn]

Rand: (Watching a Cross Ange marathon) "How come stuff like that doesn't happen to us in the wilderness?"

Ariel: "because ROBOTECH is a family series..."

Lunk: "Made for Americans."

Scott: "Where we only have the wholesale massacre of civilians in New York..."
Rand: "Cross-dressing traps...Sorry, Lancer."
Lancer: "S'right. I take it as a complement I was able to fool you too."
Rook: "Motorcycle gangs running rampant in the streets...."
Annie: "Little girls with guns..."
Scott: "Western-style shootouts..."
Lunk: "Yep, real cross section of Americana.."

[SRoss]

Rand: (Watching a Cross Ange marathon) "How come stuff like that doesn't happen to us in the wilderness?"

Ariel: "because ROBOTECH is a family series..."

Lunk: "Made for Americans."

Scott: "Where we only have the wholesale massacre of civilians in New York..."
Rand: "Cross-dressing traps...Sorry, Lancer."
Lancer: "S'right. I take it as a complement I was able to fool you too."
Rook: "Motorcycle gangs running rampant in the streets...."
Annie: "Little girls with guns..."
Scott: "Western-style shootouts..."
Lunk: "Yep, real cross section of Americana.."

Sera: (Shaking her head) "But, nooo sexual innuendo."

[Chronicler]

Rand: (Watching a Cross Ange marathon) "How come stuff like that doesn't happen to us in the wilderness?"

Ariel: "because ROBOTECH is a family series..."

Lunk: "Made for Americans."

Scott: "Where we only have the wholesale massacre of civilians in New York..."
Rand: "Cross-dressing traps...Sorry, Lancer."
Lancer: "S'right. I take it as a complement I was able to fool you too."
Rook: "Motorcycle gangs running rampant in the streets...."
Annie: "Little girls with guns..."
Scott: "Western-style shootouts..."
Lunk: "Yep, real cross section of Americana.."

Sera: (Shaking her head) "But, nooo sexual innuendo."

Scott: Also it was the 80's. Time's have changed.

Lunk: Don't know if it's better or worse though

(note: I will continue the two story lines I'm working on but due to me visiting family, and their computer is unreliable for typing, the buttons are sticking on some. So it's going to be a bit. Till then continue the shenanigans.)

[taalismn]

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Sera: (Shaking her head) "But, nooo sexual innuendo."

Lancer: "What do you call the flashes of my be-thonged backside?"
Rand: "Mildly disturbing..."

[Arnie100]

Lancer: "You had fantasies about me before you found out, didn't you, Rand?"
Rand: "Well..."

[Alpha 11]

[q

You mean, there is one out there that still covers him?!?

Well, he's pretty well black-listed by any reputable life insurance companies.

I would hate to see the ones that will.

Rand: (Watching a Cross Ange marathon) "How come stuff like that doesn't happen to us in the wilderness?"

Ariel: "because ROBOTECH is a family series..."

Lunk: "Made for Americans."

Rand: (Watching a Cross Ange marathon) "How come stuff like that doesn't happen to us in the wilderness?"

Ariel: "because ROBOTECH is a family series..."

Lunk: "Made for Americans."

Scott: "Where we only have the wholesale massacre of civilians in New York..."
Rand: "Cross-dressing traps...Sorry, Lancer."
Lancer: "S'right. I take it as a complement I was able to fool you too."
Rook: "Motorcycle gangs running rampant in the streets...."
Annie: "Little girls with guns..."
Scott: "Western-style shootouts..."
Lunk: "Yep, real cross section of Americana.."

Rand: (Watching a Cross Ange marathon) "How come stuff like that doesn't happen to us in the wilderness?"

Ariel: "because ROBOTECH is a family series..."

Lunk: "Made for Americans."

Scott: "Where we only have the wholesale massacre of civilians in New York..."
Rand: "Cross-dressing traps...Sorry, Lancer."
Lancer: "S'right. I take it as a complement I was able to fool you too."
Rook: "Motorcycle gangs running rampant in the streets...."
Annie: "Little girls with guns..."
Scott: "Western-style shootouts..."
Lunk: "Yep, real cross section of Americana.."

Sera: (Shaking her head) "But, nooo sexual innuendo."

Rand: (Watching a Cross Ange marathon) "How come stuff like that doesn't happen to us in the wilderness?"

Ariel: "because ROBOTECH is a family series..."

Lunk: "Made for Americans."

Scott: "Where we only have the wholesale massacre of civilians in New York..."
Rand: "Cross-dressing traps...Sorry, Lancer."
Lancer: "S'right. I take it as a complement I was able to fool you too."
Rook: "Motorcycle gangs running rampant in the streets...."
Annie: "Little girls with guns..."
Scott: "Western-style shootouts..."
Lunk: "Yep, real cross section of Americana.."

Sera: (Shaking her head) "But, nooo sexual innuendo."

Scott: Also it was the 80's. Time's have changed.

Lunk: Don't know if it's better or worse though

(note: I will continue the two story lines I'm working on but due to me visiting family, and their computer is unreliable for typing, the buttons are sticking on some. So it's going to be a bit. Till then continue the shenanigans.)

WHAT?!? NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sera: (Shaking her head) "But, nooo sexual innuendo."

Lancer: "What do you call the flashes of my be-thonged backside?"
Rand: "Mildly disturbing..."

Lancer: "You had fantasies about me before you found out, didn't you, Rand?"
Rand: "Well..."

[taalismn]

Lunk: "Him and maybe half the pubsecent young male population of the western hemnisphere..."
Lancer: "And the older males...?"
Lunk: "The fact that you're asking that disturbs ME."

[Arnie100]

Lancer: "So YOU had fantasies about me also...didn't you, Lunk?"
Lunk: "Well...uhm...some of those...before I knew..."

(Suddenly, out of nowhere...)

Invid Princesses: "Luny-Poo!! You thought about another woman?! We're gonna have to PUNISH you!!"
Lunk: "SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!"

(...As Lunk and the Invid Princessses teleport away...)

Lancer: "I seem to have that effect everywhere I go..."

[taalismn]

Lancer: "I seem to have that effect everywhere I go..."

Scott: "You were in PsychOps, weren't you?"

[Arnie100]

Lancer: "I seem to have that effect everywhere I go..."

Scott: "You were in PsychOps, weren't you?"

Lancer: (Waves hand...) "No, I wasn't..."
Scott: "That's right! You WEREN'T! Must've been thinking about someone else!"
Rand: "Did you..."
Lancer: (Raises hand...)
Rand: "Never mind!"

[taalismn]

Lancer: "I am not the psychological manipulator you think I am.."
Scott: "You are not the psychological manipulator I think you are..."
Lancer: "You must be thinking of somebody else.."
Scott: "I must be thinking of somebody else!"
Lancer:(turning to Rand) "You did not just see me do that..."
Rand: "After about the thirtieth rewatching of that movie, you build up an immunity to the Jedi Mind Trick."
Lancer: "...damn!"

[Arnie100]

Lunk: (Eyes wide open...) "I did not just see what Lancer did..."
Lancer: "No, you didn't..."
Rand: "I still have fantasies about Lancer...what did I just say?!"
Lancer: "You STILL have fantasies about me...(hand raised)"
Rand: "Will you stop that?!"
Lancer: "It IS the truth, isn't it, Rand?"
Rand: "Well..."

[taalismn]

Annie: "Lancer, will you STOP messing with their minds? THey're MY minds to mess with!"

[Arnie100]

Rook: "Fantasies about WHO, Rand?"
Rand: "Weellll..."
Lancer:
Rook: "OH. MY. GOD."
Rand: "I DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME!"

[taalismn]

Rook: "Fantasies about WHO, Rand?"
Rand: "Weellll..."
Lancer:
Rook: "OH. MY. GOD."
Rand: "I DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME!"

Rook: "Because I was having fantasies about him too..."
Rand: "Wait....but Lancer was..well, a woman at the time...but that would mean...okkkkkkkaaayyyyyyyy, authors, can we please, I don't know, CHANGE THE TOPIC?!"

[SRoss]

Rook: "Fantasies about WHO, Rand?"
Rand: "Weellll..."
Lancer:
Rook: "OH. MY. GOD."
Rand: "I DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME!"

Rook: "Because I was having fantasies about him too..."
Rand: "Wait....but Lancer was..well, a woman at the time...but that would mean...okkkkkkkaaayyyyyyyy, authors, can we please, I don't know, CHANGE THE TOPIC?!"

SRoss: "So ... Um, nice weather we're having."

[Arnie100]

Arnie100: "Change what?"

(Meanwhile...)

Rand: "Dammit..."
Rook: "I think everyone had fantasies about Lancer before..."
Scott: "I didn't."
Rand: "YOU were born in space!"
Lancer: (Waves hand...) "How do you feel about me NOW, Scott?"
Ariel: "Stop THAT!"
Lancer: "Okay, okay! I was just having some fun!"
Sera:
Rand: "Thanks, Girls..."

[Alpha 11]

Lunk: "Him and maybe half the pubsecent young male population of the western hemnisphere..."
Lancer: "And the older males...?"
Lunk: "The fact that you're asking that disturbs ME."

Lancer: "So YOU had fantasies about me also...didn't you, Lunk?"
Lunk: "Well...uhm...some of those...before I knew..."

(Suddenly, out of nowhere...)

Invid Princesses: "Luny-Poo!! You thought about another woman?! We're gonna have to PUNISH you!!"
Lunk: "SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!"

(...As Lunk and the Invid Princessses teleport away...)

Lancer: "I seem to have that effect everywhere I go..."

Lancer: "I seem to have that effect everywhere I go..."

Scott: "You were in PsychOps, weren't you?"

Acourding to some source, ya, he was in some type of black ops group.

Lancer: "I seem to have that effect everywhere I go..."

Scott: "You were in PsychOps, weren't you?"

Lancer: (Waves hand...) "No, I wasn't..."
Scott: "That's right! You WEREN'T! Must've been thinking about someone else!"
Rand: "Did you..."
Lancer: (Raises hand...)
Rand: "Never mind!"

Lancer: "I am not the psychological manipulator you think I am.."
Scott: "You are not the psychological manipulator I think you are..."
Lancer: "You must be thinking of somebody else.."
Scott: "I must be thinking of somebody else!"
Lancer:(turning to Rand) "You did not just see me do that..."
Rand: "After about the thirtieth rewatching of that movie, you build up an immunity to the Jedi Mind Trick."
Lancer: "...damn!"

Lunk: (Eyes wide open...) "I did not just see what Lancer did..."
Lancer: "No, you didn't..."
Rand: "I still have fantasies about Lancer...what did I just say?!"
Lancer: "You STILL have fantasies about me...(hand raised)"
Rand: "Will you stop that?!"
Lancer: "It IS the truth, isn't it, Rand?"
Rand: "Well..."

Annie: "Lancer, will you STOP messing with their minds? THey're MY minds to mess with!"

[Alpha 11]

Rook: "Fantasies about WHO, Rand?"
Rand: "Weellll..."
Lancer:
Rook: "OH. MY. GOD."
Rand: "I DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME!"

Rook: "Fantasies about WHO, Rand?"
Rand: "Weellll..."
Lancer:
Rook: "OH. MY. GOD."
Rand: "I DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME!"

Rook: "Because I was having fantasies about him too..."
Rand: "Wait....but Lancer was..well, a woman at the time...but that would mean...okkkkkkkaaayyyyyyyy, authors, can we please, I don't know, CHANGE THE TOPIC?!"

Rook: "Fantasies about WHO, Rand?"
Rand: "Weellll..."
Lancer:
Rook: "OH. MY. GOD."
Rand: "I DIDN'T KNOW IT AT THE TIME!"

Rook: "Because I was having fantasies about him too..."
Rand: "Wait....but Lancer was..well, a woman at the time...but that would mean...okkkkkkkaaayyyyyyyy, authors, can we please, I don't know, CHANGE THE TOPIC?!"

SRoss: "So ... Um, nice weather we're having."

Arnie100: "Change what?"

(Meanwhile...)

Rand: "Dammit..."
Rook: "I think everyone had fantasies about Lancer before..."
Scott: "I didn't."
Rand: "YOU were born in space!"
Lancer: (Waves hand...) "How do you feel about me NOW, Scott?"
Ariel: "Stop THAT!"
Lancer: "Okay, okay! I was just having some fun!"
Sera:
Rand: "Thanks, Girls..."

[Arnie100]

Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

[SRoss]

Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Admiral Akbar: (Pointing at the pictures) "IT'S A TRAP!!!" "Oops... Wrong series."

[taalismn]

Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Admiral Akbar: (Pointing at the pictures) "IT'S A TRAP!!!" "Oops... Wrong series."

Ariel: "Wrong movie, right idea."
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
"Now, Lancer. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds."
Lancer: "....nice light saber, Ariel, but surely you wouldn't with Sera her-"
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
Sera: "I concur with her. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds. Or you'll be sleeping on the couch."
Lancer: "...hidden Invid talent?"
Ariel: "On top of everything else, Mom's a Star Wars otaku...."

[Chronicler]

Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Admiral Akbar: (Pointing at the pictures) "IT'S A TRAP!!!" "Oops... Wrong series."

Ariel: "Wrong movie, right idea."
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
"Now, Lancer. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds."
Lancer: "....nice light saber, Ariel, but surely you wouldn't with Sera her-"
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
Sera: "I concur with her. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds. Or you'll be sleeping on the couch."
Lancer: "...hidden Invid talent?"
Ariel: "On top of everything else, Mom's a Star Wars otaku...."

Regis: "I don't think that cosplay would work out."

Pan over to a scout dressed as an X-Wing, only with more duct-tape.

Otaku Princess: "At least you tried."

Scout:


Note: Got the keys on my grandparents computer working properly again, but still taking a break.

[taalismn]

Pan over to a scout dressed as an X-Wing, only with more duct-tape..

That's because Ligaa work better as TIE Fighters.