Robotech Blooper Reels

[SRoss]

Regess: "And that's just disturbing."

Pan over to the Invid Princesses standing around Lunk who's wearing the Slave Leia outfit.

[taalismn]

Regess: "And that's just disturbing."

Pan over to the Invid Princesses standing around Lunk who's wearing the Slave Leia outfit.

The other choice was Jabba the Hutt.

[Alpha 11]

Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Admiral Akbar: (Pointing at the pictures) "IT'S A TRAP!!!" "Oops... Wrong series."

Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Admiral Akbar: (Pointing at the pictures) "IT'S A TRAP!!!" "Oops... Wrong series."

Ariel: "Wrong movie, right idea."
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
"Now, Lancer. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds."
Lancer: "....nice light saber, Ariel, but surely you wouldn't with Sera her-"
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
Sera: "I concur with her. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds. Or you'll be sleeping on the couch."
Lancer: "...hidden Invid talent?"
Ariel: "On top of everything else, Mom's a Star Wars otaku...."

[Alpha 11]

Lancer: "I see you have still have pics of me when I did the Sports Illustrated Bikini issue..."
Rand: "Uhmmm..."
Lancer: "I looked pretty good in that, yes? What's this, Rook? The same issue? How sweet..."
Rook:

Admiral Akbar: (Pointing at the pictures) "IT'S A TRAP!!!" "Oops... Wrong series."

Ariel: "Wrong movie, right idea."
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
"Now, Lancer. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds."
Lancer: "....nice light saber, Ariel, but surely you wouldn't with Sera her-"
VRRRREEEEEPPPPPP
Sera: "I concur with her. Quit. Messing. With. Our. Friends'. Minds. Or you'll be sleeping on the couch."
Lancer: "...hidden Invid talent?"
Ariel: "On top of everything else, Mom's a Star Wars otaku...."

Regis: "I don't think that cosplay would work out."

Pan over to a scout dressed as an X-Wing, only with more duct-tape.

Otaku Princess: "At least you tried."

Scout:


Note: Got the keys on my grandparents computer working properly again, but still taking a break.

Pan over to a scout dressed as an X-Wing, only with more duct-tape..

That's because Ligaa work better as TIE Fighters.

Regess: "And that's just disturbing."

Pan over to the Invid Princesses standing around Lunk who's wearing the Slave Leia outfit.

:nh:

Regess: "And that's just disturbing."

Pan over to the Invid Princesses standing around Lunk who's wearing the Slave Leia outfit.

The other choice was Jabba the Hutt.

Would have worked a whole lot better!

[Arnie100]

Regess: "I think I'll dress up like The Emperor..."
Arial: "Do you remember how nasty he looked without the robe?"
Regess: "Oh...yeah..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rand: "Anyone see Lunk?"

(Sera sends a mental image of Lunk to the group...)

Rand: "OH, MY GOD..."
Annie: "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW..."
Lancer: "I would've looked better..."
Scott:
Rook: "I wonder how I would look in that..."

[taalismn]

Marcus Rush: "So...when do -I- get a hot sex scene? I'm not getting ay younger, you know?"

(Cut to...Marcus and Maia in a small observation gallery aboard the Ark Angel...there's starlight visible through the large window, the lights are down, the seats plushly upholstered, there's the remains of a gourmet picnic dinner, an ice bucket with a wine bottle in it, two half-filled glasses beside it. Marcus and Maia are dressed...casually...and looking at each other intently. Marcus lowers his lips towards Maia, aiming past her face to her generous cleavage...he looks up at her eyes...and past them as he sees motion behind ehr...
..To see Max Sterling in an EVA pressure suit and maneuvering pack, hovering outside the window, with a shotgun in on hand. He sees Marcus;s notice of him, makes a negative hand wave, then throat-cutting gesture with the shotgun.
Marcus gulps and just gives Maia a chaste peck on the check before suddenly finding the leftovers very interesting)

Marcus Rush: "then again, maybe I can wait..."

[SRoss]

Regess: "I think I'll dress up like The Emperor..."
Arial: "Do you remember how nasty he looked without the robe?"
Regess: "Oh...yeah..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rand: "Anyone see Lunk?"

(Sera sends a mental image of Lunk to the group...)

Rand: "OH, MY GOD..."
Annie: "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW..."
Lancer: "I would've looked better..."
Scott:
Rook: "I wonder how I would look in that..."

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

[taalismn]

[

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

Red Snakes Gang: "That's what we'd like to know too!"

[Arnie100]

[

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

Red Snakes Gang: "That's what we'd like to know too!"

(A volley of missiles appears out of nowhere and obliterates the Red Snakes Gang...)

Red Snakes Gang Member #1: "Just a peak..."
Red Snakes Gang Leader: "We'll never know!"

[Alpha 11]

Regess: "I think I'll dress up like The Emperor..."
Arial: "Do you remember how nasty he looked without the robe?"
Regess: "Oh...yeah..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rand: "Anyone see Lunk?"

(Sera sends a mental image of Lunk to the group...)

Rand: "OH, MY GOD..."
Annie: "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW..."
Lancer: "I would've looked better..."
Scott:
Rook: "I wonder how I would look in that..."

Marcus Rush: "So...when do -I- get a hot sex scene? I'm not getting ay younger, you know?"

(Cut to...Marcus and Maia in a small observation gallery aboard the Ark Angel...there's starlight visible through the large window, the lights are down, the seats plushly upholstered, there's the remains of a gourmet picnic dinner, an ice bucket with a wine bottle in it, two half-filled glasses beside it. Marcus and Maia are dressed...casually...and looking at each other intently. Marcus lowers his lips towards Maia, aiming past her face to her generous cleavage...he looks up at her eyes...and past them as he sees motion behind ehr...
..To see Max Sterling in an EVA pressure suit and maneuvering pack, hovering outside the window, with a shotgun in on hand. He sees Marcus;s notice of him, makes a negative hand wave, then throat-cutting gesture with the shotgun.
Marcus gulps and just gives Maia a chaste peck on the check before suddenly finding the leftovers very interesting)

Marcus Rush: "then again, maybe I can wait..."

Regess: "I think I'll dress up like The Emperor..."
Arial: "Do you remember how nasty he looked without the robe?"
Regess: "Oh...yeah..."

(Meanwhile...)

Rand: "Anyone see Lunk?"

(Sera sends a mental image of Lunk to the group...)

Rand: "OH, MY GOD..."
Annie: "EEEEEEEWWWWWWWW..."
Lancer: "I would've looked better..."
Scott:
Rook: "I wonder how I would look in that..."

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

[

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

Red Snakes Gang: "That's what we'd like to know too!"

[

Rand: "I wonder how Rook would look in that?"

Red Snakes Gang: "That's what we'd like to know too!"

(A volley of missiles appears out of nowhere and obliterates the Red Snakes Gang...)

Red Snakes Gang Member #1: "Just a peak..."
Red Snakes Gang Leader: "We'll never know!"

[SRoss]

Marcus Rush: "So...when do -I- get a hot sex scene? I'm not getting ay younger, you know?"

(Cut to...Marcus and Maia in a small observation gallery aboard the Ark Angel...there's starlight visible through the large window, the lights are down, the seats plushly upholstered, there's the remains of a gourmet picnic dinner, an ice bucket with a wine bottle in it, two half-filled glasses beside it. Marcus and Maia are dressed...casually...and looking at each other intently. Marcus lowers his lips towards Maia, aiming past her face to her generous cleavage...he looks up at her eyes...and past them as he sees motion behind ehr...
..To see Max Sterling in an EVA pressure suit and maneuvering pack, hovering outside the window, with a shotgun in on hand. He sees Marcus;s notice of him, makes a negative hand wave, then throat-cutting gesture with the shotgun.
Marcus gulps and just gives Maia a chaste peck on the check before suddenly finding the leftovers very interesting)

Marcus Rush: "then again, maybe I can wait..."

Maia: "Daaaaad! You're supposed to be lost in space! You can't just show up to ruin my love life!"

Max: "Um, Sorry."

Elsewhere...

Max: (In a Force Ghost type form) "Dana! You must join the Ark Angel crew and protect your sister's virtue!"

Dana: "Why!?! You were never there to protect mine!"

Max: "Oh please! Like any of your boyfriends lived long enough to reach first base."

Dana: " "

[Arnie100]

Dana: "I could've had a boyfriend...it's those writer's fault!"
Maia: "PLEASE...you couldn't hold on to a guy if your life depended on it!!"
Dana: "DaaaAAAAaaaAADDD!"
Miriya: "I'm sorry; honey...but you just don't have that sex appeal that every guy wants!"
Dana: " It's not my fault those writers made me a ditz...(sniff)"

[taalismn]

"That Dante boy seemed nice..."
"He's dating a Praxian. Their idea of foreplay is even worse than yours and mom's."

[Alpha 11]

Marcus Rush: "So...when do -I- get a hot sex scene? I'm not getting ay younger, you know?"

(Cut to...Marcus and Maia in a small observation gallery aboard the Ark Angel...there's starlight visible through the large window, the lights are down, the seats plushly upholstered, there's the remains of a gourmet picnic dinner, an ice bucket with a wine bottle in it, two half-filled glasses beside it. Marcus and Maia are dressed...casually...and looking at each other intently. Marcus lowers his lips towards Maia, aiming past her face to her generous cleavage...he looks up at her eyes...and past them as he sees motion behind ehr...
..To see Max Sterling in an EVA pressure suit and maneuvering pack, hovering outside the window, with a shotgun in on hand. He sees Marcus;s notice of him, makes a negative hand wave, then throat-cutting gesture with the shotgun.
Marcus gulps and just gives Maia a chaste peck on the check before suddenly finding the leftovers very interesting)

Marcus Rush: "then again, maybe I can wait..."

Maia: "Daaaaad! You're supposed to be lost in space! You can't just show up to ruin my love life!"

Max: "Um, Sorry."

Elsewhere...

Max: (In a Force Ghost type form) "Dana! You must join the Ark Angel crew and protect your sister's virtue!"

Dana: "Why!?! You were never there to protect mine!"

Max: "Oh please! Like any of your boyfriends lived long enough to reach first base."

Dana: " "

Dana: "I could've had a boyfriend...it's those writer's fault!"
Maia: "PLEASE...you couldn't hold on to a guy if your life depended on it!!"
Dana: "DaaaAAAAaaaAADDD!"
Miriya: "I'm sorry; honey...but you just don't have that sex appeal that every guy wants!"
Dana: " It's not my fault those writers made me a ditz...(sniff)"

Poor girl.

"That Dante boy seemed nice..."
"He's dating a Praxian. Their idea of foreplay is even worse than yours and mom's."

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

[SRoss]

Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon: "DAMMIT."
Kyle and Edwards

[SRoss]

Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon: "DAMMIT."
Kyle and Edwards

Edwards and Kyle suddenly notice they're standing on the railroad tracks, and there's a light coming...

Baron Samedi: "Excuse me, HA HA HA, but someone named Arnie 100 summoned me. Are you two going to the school."

[Alpha 11]

Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon: "DAMMIT."
Kyle and Edwards

[Alpha 11]

Kyle: "Edwards...what do you want for a new year?"
Edwards: "A year where I don't get killed, injured, cloned, etc., etc..."
Kyle: "Ditto!"
The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Charon: "What I want, is a year where I don't have to see either of you two..."

Kyle & Edwards:

The 4th Wall Gang: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon: "DAMMIT."
Kyle and Edwards

Edwards and Kyle suddenly notice they're standing on the railroad tracks, and there's a light coming...

Baron Samedi: "Excuse me, HA HA HA, but someone named Arnie 100 summoned me. Are you two going to the school."

[Arnie100]

(Down below...)

Charon: "Now what?!"
Baron Samedi: "Hahahaha!! I have something for you!!" (Points at Kyle and Edwards...)
Charon: "NNNNOOOOOO!!! (Suddenly wakes up) What a horrible nightmare!"
Baron Samedi: "Really now? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon, Kyle and Edwards: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!"
Baron Samedi: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

[taalismn]

Baron Samedi: "Excuse me, HA HA HA, but someone named Arnie 100 summoned me. Are you two going to the school."

Yep...Momument City Highschool #69....It's a scary place.

[Alpha 11]

(Down below...)

Charon: "Now what?!"
Baron Samedi: "Hahahaha!! I have something for you!!" (Points at Kyle and Edwards...)
Charon: "NNNNOOOOOO!!! (Suddenly wakes up) What a horrible nightmare!"
Baron Samedi: "Really now? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
Charon, Kyle and Edwards: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!"
Baron Samedi: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

Baron Samedi: "Excuse me, HA HA HA, but someone named Arnie 100 summoned me. Are you two going to the school."

Yep...Momument City Highschool #69....It's a scary place.

[Arnie100]

(Down below...)

Edwards: "When are we gonna get a break?!" (Sniff...)
Kyle: "I know, right?!" (Actually crying...)
Charon: "YOU?! WHAT ABOUT ME?! Every other day you two just show up out of nowhere and just ruin my whole day!"
Edwards and Kyle:

[Alpha 11]

(Down below...)

Edwards: "When are we gonna get a break?!" (Sniff...)
Kyle: "I know, right?!" (Actually crying...)
Charon: "YOU?! WHAT ABOUT ME?! Every other day you two just show up out of nowhere and just ruin my whole day!"
Edwards and Kyle:

[taalismn]

Yeah, Charon's just biding his time until he retires, when he gets to pass the problem over to somebody else.
Of course, being an immortal incarnation*of the concept of Death, calculating exactly WHEN he gets to retire starts getting a little problematic.

*This ain't Piers Anthony, so he can't fob it off on some replacement mortal.

[SRoss]

Yeah, Charon's just biding his time until he retires, when he gets to pass the problem over to somebody else.
Of course, being an immortal incarnation*of the concept of Death, calculating exactly WHEN he gets to retire starts getting a little problematic.

*This ain't Piers Anthony, so he can't fob it off on some replacement mortal.

Hel suddenly felt a sharp chill go down her spine.

[taalismn]

Hades: "Maggy? Screen all my calls, willya?"

[Alpha 11]

Yeah, Charon's just biding his time until he retires, when he gets to pass the problem over to somebody else.
Of course, being an immortal incarnation*of the concept of Death, calculating exactly WHEN he gets to retire starts getting a little problematic.

*This ain't Piers Anthony, so he can't fob it off on some replacement mortal.

Yeah, Charon's just biding his time until he retires, when he gets to pass the problem over to somebody else.
Of course, being an immortal incarnation*of the concept of Death, calculating exactly WHEN he gets to retire starts getting a little problematic.

*This ain't Piers Anthony, so he can't fob it off on some replacement mortal.

Hel suddenly felt a sharp chill go down her spine.

Hades: "Maggy? Screen all my calls, willya?"

[SRoss]

Kali: (Looking at Edwards and Kyle) "Care to play doctor?"

[taalismn]

Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

[SRoss]

Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

"I think I just failed my SAN roll."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

"I think I just failed my SAN roll."

Belldandy: "We usually have to erase the memories of the innocent after seeing that."
Kyle: "Can I get my mind era-never mind, why do I even bother asking?"

[Alpha 11]

Kali: (Looking at Edwards and Kyle) "Care to play doctor?"

Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

"I think I just failed my SAN roll."

Edwards: "I didn't even know the Cult of Elvis HAD a Hell!"
Kyle: "And that Liberace apparently presides over it."

"I think I just failed my SAN roll."

Belldandy: "We usually have to erase the memories of the innocent after seeing that."
Kyle: "Can I get my mind era-never mind, why do I even bother asking?"

[SRoss]

Beetlejuice: "Hey guys how do you like my worms?"

Edwards & Kyle:

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Who comes up with these places?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...but I'm sure it's YOUR FAULT."
Edwards: "HEEEEYYYY!!"

(Up above...)

Lisa: (On the phone...) "Okay...yeah, that's good...needs to be more painful...humiliating is good...I like that...deposit's on the way..."
Rick: "Who was that?"
Lisa: "Nothing, hon...go back to sleep..."

(In Defense against the Dark Arts class...)

Arnie100: (Hangs up the phone...) "This'll be entertaining...at least, I got my expenses covered for the semester!"

[taalismn]

Edwards: "Oh, com'on, quit staring at us! SAY SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!"
Sauron: ".....(*)....)

[Alpha 11]

Beetlejuice: "Hey guys how do you like my worms?"

Edwards & Kyle:

Edwards: "Who comes up with these places?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...but I'm sure it's YOUR FAULT."
Edwards: "HEEEEYYYY!!"

(Up above...)

Lisa: (On the phone...) "Okay...yeah, that's good...needs to be more painful...humiliating is good...I like that...deposit's on the way..."
Rick: "Who was that?"
Lisa: "Nothing, hon...go back to sleep..."

(In Defense against the Dark Arts class...)

Arnie100: (Hangs up the phone...) "This'll be entertaining...at least, I got my expenses covered for the semester!"

Edwards: "Oh, com'on, quit staring at us! SAY SOMETHING ALREADY!!!!"
Sauron: ".....(*)....)

[taalismn]

Edwards: "Oh no, ##### no...you do NOT scare me. I've faced things FAR scarier! You're...you're just...pathetic."
Freddy Krueger: "...."

[Arnie100]

"THOMMMAASSS!!! Where's my little huggy-poo??"
Edwards: "OH. NO."
Kyle: "Who IS that?!"
Edwards: "My...ulp...mother!"
Kyle: "Waitaminute...did she call you...huggy-poo?"
Edwards: "Don't start..."
Kyle: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

[taalismn]

"THOMMMAASSS!!! Where's my little huggy-poo??"
Edwards: "OH. NO."
Kyle: "Who IS that?!"
Edwards: "My...ulp...mother!"
Kyle: "Waitaminute...did she call you...huggy-poo?"
Edwards: "Don't start..."
Kyle: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mother Edwards: "Want to see the family photos when huggy here was just a wee one, coming out of diapers? It was a major undertaking, he was, at that age."
Kyle: "I am torn, truly, between the horror of the prospect of seeing you, T.R., naked at ANY age, and the humiliation value of hearing of your toilet training."
T.R.: "Oh, shut up...."

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "Actually, Mother Edwards, DO tell me about T.R...."
Mother Edwards: "Well, it's a better if I showed you..."
Edwards: "You have VIDEO?!"
Mother Edwards: "Of course and I've added commentary; as well!"
Kyle: "Oh, this is gonna be GOOD!"
Edwards: "SHADDUP."

[taalismn]

Kyle: "Actually, Mother Edwards, DO tell me about T.R...."
Mother Edwards: "Well, it's a better if I showed you..."
Edwards: "You have VIDEO?!"
Mother Edwards: "Of course and I've added commentary; as well!"
Kyle: "Oh, this is gonna be GOOD!"
Edwards: "SHADDUP."

Kyle: "Wow, this is seriously professional quality home movies, Mother E...how'd you get F. Murray Abraham to narrate this?"
Mother Edwards: "Because it aired on PBS."
T.R.: "IT DID?!?!"

[Arnie100]

Mother Edwards: "Why; of course, Dearie! It was rated number one comedy of the year! A first for PBS since they billed it as a documentary..."
Kyle: **snickering** "Oh, God...my eyes are tearing up!"
Edwards: "MMMMOOOOMMMM!!"
Mother Edwards: "I even included a photo album!"

[taalismn]

Mother Edwards: "Why; of course, Dearie! It was rated number one comedy of the year! A first for PBS since they billed it as a documentary..."
Kyle: **snickering** "Oh, God...my eyes are tearing up!"
Edwards: "MMMMOOOOMMMM!!"
Mother Edwards: "I even included a photo album!"

"And if you call your local PBS station now with a pledge of support. you'll get this handsome hardcover copy of the accompanying book, and complementary DVD of the program..."

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "I need to get this..." (Picks up phone...)
Edwards: "HHHEEEYYYY!!...do you know where we are?"

Announcer: "And we can deliver to any location...anytime...anywhere!!"

Edwards:

[taalismn]

Kyle is, of course, using Edwards' credit card(Stupid Useful Ninja Trick he picked up in addition to his martial arts), for this purchase.

[Arnie100]

Charon: " BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That was the funniest thing I've ever seen! My sides are hurting..."
Hades: "What the -- (Seeing the program...) OH. MY. GOD. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Baron Samedi: "Dat's too much, mon! I can't take it!!"

(Meanwhile...)

Edwards: (Sniff..) "Why do I get the feeling everyone's laughing at me?"

[taalismn]

Roy Fokker: "I ALMOST feel sorry enough for the schlub not to kick his @$$. Keyword here being ALMOST."

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "Oh no, ##### no...you do NOT scare me. I've faced things FAR scarier! You're...you're just...pathetic."
Freddy Krueger: "...."

"THOMMMAASSS!!! Where's my little huggy-poo??"
Edwards: "OH. NO."
Kyle: "Who IS that?!"
Edwards: "My...ulp...mother!"
Kyle: "Waitaminute...did she call you...huggy-poo?"
Edwards: "Don't start..."
Kyle: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"THOMMMAASSS!!! Where's my little huggy-poo??"
Edwards: "OH. NO."
Kyle: "Who IS that?!"
Edwards: "My...ulp...mother!"
Kyle: "Waitaminute...did she call you...huggy-poo?"
Edwards: "Don't start..."
Kyle: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mother Edwards: "Want to see the family photos when huggy here was just a wee one, coming out of diapers? It was a major undertaking, he was, at that age."
Kyle: "I am torn, truly, between the horror of the prospect of seeing you, T.R., naked at ANY age, and the humiliation value of hearing of your toilet training."
T.R.: "Oh, shut up...."

Kyle: "Actually, Mother Edwards, DO tell me about T.R...."
Mother Edwards: "Well, it's a better if I showed you..."
Edwards: "You have VIDEO?!"
Mother Edwards: "Of course and I've added commentary; as well!"
Kyle: "Oh, this is gonna be GOOD!"
Edwards: "SHADDUP."

Kyle: "Actually, Mother Edwards, DO tell me about T.R...."
Mother Edwards: "Well, it's a better if I showed you..."
Edwards: "You have VIDEO?!"
Mother Edwards: "Of course and I've added commentary; as well!"
Kyle: "Oh, this is gonna be GOOD!"
Edwards: "SHADDUP."

Kyle: "Wow, this is seriously professional quality home movies, Mother E...how'd you get F. Murray Abraham to narrate this?"
Mother Edwards: "Because it aired on PBS."
T.R.: "IT DID?!?!"