Robotech Blooper Reels

[Alpha 11]

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: "Today on Ancient Aliens, the mysterious 4[sup]th[/sup] Wall Gang, and their effect on world history."

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos: "Today on Ancient Aliens, the mysterious 4[sup]th[/sup] Wall Gang, and their effect on world history."

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Kim: "We FINALLY learn who these guys are!"
Vanessa: "Y'know...this stuff will make you paranoid."
Sammie: "I like Ancient Aliens! Its a great comedy!"
Kim and Vanessa:

"We've found out that the glorious 'Ancients' behind the scenes of our universe are either blandly commercial hack-writers or a bunch of otaku geeks...You know, I rather enjoyed living in ignorance before the Great Reveal."

[SRoss]

"Like anyone is going to take him seriously with THAT hair."

[Arnie100]

"Like anyone is going to take him seriously with THAT hair."

"I dunno...look around you...everyone here has wild and funky looking hair."

[taalismn]

"It's the ones with the funky hair you have to watch out for. They're essentially saying 'I don't care what you think about my looks. Imagine what else I don't care about?'"

[Chronicler]

"It's the ones with the funky hair you have to watch out for. They're essentially saying 'I don't care what you think about my looks. Imagine what else I don't care about?'"

Kim: "Isn't that part of Anime 101?"

Sammy: "Wrong thread Kim."

Kim: "Oops."

Vanessa: "So when are we getting back on that fan boys script anyways?"

Chronicle: "I'm working on it!"

[taalismn]

Again, beware when they start crossing the Fourth Wall and start dictating to the writers...
Edwards: "About that, now if you don't give me some peace, quality, and revenge, I just may have to-"
-stuff both your feet down your throat and attempt to swallow yourself into a singularity, dropping back out of our universe?
"Yeah, that's-wait, hellmpphfff!!*poof*

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Soooo...what do I have to do to gst a love life? ( Showing some cleavage...)"

[Chronicler]

Minmei: "Soooo...what do I have to do to gst a love life? ( Showing some cleavage...)"

Chronicler: *Smacks Minmei upside the head*

Minmei: "I meant in canon dipsh*t!"

[Alpha 11]

"Like anyone is going to take him seriously with THAT hair."

"Like anyone is going to take him seriously with THAT hair."

"I dunno...look around you...everyone here has wild and funky looking hair."

"It's the ones with the funky hair you have to watch out for. They're essentially saying 'I don't care what you think about my looks. Imagine what else I don't care about?'"

"It's the ones with the funky hair you have to watch out for. They're essentially saying 'I don't care what you think about my looks. Imagine what else I don't care about?'"

Kim: "Isn't that part of Anime 101?"

Sammy: "Wrong thread Kim."

Kim: "Oops."

Vanessa: "So when are we getting back on that fan boys script anyways?"

Chronicle: "I'm working on it!"

[Alpha 11]

Again, beware when they start crossing the Fourth Wall and start dictating to the writers...
Edwards: "About that, now if you don't give me some peace, quality, and revenge, I just may have to-"
-stuff both your feet down your throat and attempt to swallow yourself into a singularity, dropping back out of our universe?
"Yeah, that's-wait, hellmpphfff!!*poof*

Minmei: "Soooo...what do I have to do to gst a love life? ( Showing some cleavage...)"

Minmei: "Soooo...what do I have to do to gst a love life? ( Showing some cleavage...)"

Chronicler: *Smacks Minmei upside the head*

Minmei: "I meant in canon dipsh*t!"

[Arnie100]

Kyle: "Excuse me...could you guys stop kill --AAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!"
"NO."

[taalismn]

"Face it, people, the material here is getting stale, recycled, and unimaginative. As Page 200 approaches, I propose a fresh new start with a brand new perspective, starting with dropping the established cliches and giving the former rump-characters a fresh start, maybe even a turning of the tables to show how those characters previously at the top can instead handle role-reversal with as good grace as the aforementioned rump-characters have endured the institutionalized humiliation, degradation, and increasingly unfunny weary slapstick that passes for 'humor' here. Then we can FINALLY see this thread attain its true potential-"
"Karno, knock it off and give me back my chair."
"-how'd you know it was me,micronian!? I was assured that my classwork woul---I mean, Karno? Who's Karno?"
"Your online correspondence and writing class may have taught you how to compose better speeches, especially with more informal modes of language, but you still have that reverb in your tone, and you still tend to stiffen up whenever addressing anybody else as an equal. Now, out of my chair!"
"No! Never! I've suffered too long and worked too hard to get here! I will never give up the throne of thread command! Now is my ti-"
*Open*Copy*PASTE*
"-what by the Masters' holy sideburns is that?"
"EShemarrian Apetaur warmount. From another thread. I'm active on many. See that man there? Remove him."
///GRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!////
FOLD*SPINDLE"CRUNCHUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"CRINKLE COMPACT*MASTICATE
"Good boy."
///NNEEERRRRRRRRRR!///
"Yes, you may keep him as a chew-toy. Good job,you didn't get anything on the chair. Now, where was I..? Ah, yes, that idea might work-"

[Arnie100]

Corg: "Seriously...I am an Invid Prince! I DEMAND to be treated with some dignity and RES --"
Annie: "GET BACK HERE!! You're not finished with my toenails!!"
Corg: "I hate all of you..."

[Chronicler]

Hey guys a little off topic but what would you guys think of having timeloops as a separate thread?

[taalismn]

Hey guys a little off topic but what would you guys think of having timeloops as a separate thread?

Go for it, if it makes you comfortable. Time Loops have appeared in both the Bloopers and Ctossovers threads(and probably will continue to do so in the future), but a wholly Robotech TimeLoops thread would be okay as well(heck, maybe it will get proper recognition from the TimeLoops Admins).

[Arnie100]

"What do you think, Doctor?"
"I don't know, Doctor what do YOU say, Doctor?
"Hhhhhmmmm...Doctor?"

[Alpha 11]

Kyle: "Excuse me...could you guys stop kill --AAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!"
"NO."

"Face it, people, the material here is getting stale, recycled, and unimaginative. As Page 200 approaches, I propose a fresh new start with a brand new perspective, starting with dropping the established cliches and giving the former rump-characters a fresh start, maybe even a turning of the tables to show how those characters previously at the top can instead handle role-reversal with as good grace as the aforementioned rump-characters have endured the institutionalized humiliation, degradation, and increasingly unfunny weary slapstick that passes for 'humor' here. Then we can FINALLY see this thread attain its true potential-"
"Karno, knock it off and give me back my chair."
"-how'd you know it was me,micronian!? I was assured that my classwork woul---I mean, Karno? Who's Karno?"
"Your online correspondence and writing class may have taught you how to compose better speeches, especially with more informal modes of language, but you still have that reverb in your tone, and you still tend to stiffen up whenever addressing anybody else as an equal. Now, out of my chair!"
"No! Never! I've suffered too long and worked too hard to get here! I will never give up the throne of thread command! Now is my ti-"
*Open*Copy*PASTE*
"-what by the Masters' holy sideburns is that?"
"EShemarrian Apetaur warmount. From another thread. I'm active on many. See that man there? Remove him."
///GRRRRAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!////
FOLD*SPINDLE"CRUNCHUUUUGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"CRINKLE COMPACT*MASTICATE
"Good boy."
///NNEEERRRRRRRRRR!///
"Yes, you may keep him as a chew-toy. Good job,you didn't get anything on the chair. Now, where was I..? Ah, yes, that idea might work-"

Corg: "Seriously...I am an Invid Prince! I DEMAND to be treated with some dignity and RES --"
Annie: "GET BACK HERE!! You're not finished with my toenails!!"
Corg: "I hate all of you..."

Hey guys a little off topic but what would you guys think of having timeloops as a separate thread?

Don't mind it staying here, but if it happens, I won't really care.

Hey guys a little off topic but what would you guys think of having timeloops as a separate thread?

Go for it, if it makes you comfortable. Time Loops have appeared in both the Bloopers and Ctossovers threads(and probably will continue to do so in the future), but a wholly Robotech TimeLoops thread would be okay as well(heck, maybe it will get proper recognition from the TimeLoops Admins).

Are you being seriouse? There is a Time Loops Admins?

"What do you think, Doctor?"
"I don't know, Doctor what do YOU say, Doctor?
"Hhhhhmmmm...Doctor?"

Or was that just a reference to Doctor Who?

[taalismn]

[
Are you being seriouse? There is a Time Loops Admins??

Meaning two things:
*There is a Time Loops Wiki. There's also an extensive Time Loops community at SpaceBattles, with links to Time Loops material, and a growing Time Loops spreadsheet showing all the various(known) Time Loops, as well as the general rules for Time Loops fiction. Ironically, the original Innortal Loops are downplayed a lot, in part due to the high sexual content of the originals(this is in part due to Spacebattles' probation on NFS material).

Then there are the Time Loops Admins....Because the Time Loops began as a massive system failure of Yggdrasil, various deities have been assigned to correcting the problem. Most Time Loops therefore have a higher Power, or Admin, who is responsible for liaisoning with the Loop's Anchor, trying to head off Crashes, freak Ascensions, and other mischief(for instance, Belldandy is Admin to the Nerima/Ranma Loops). Most Loppers never meet their Loop Admins, but the most experienced Loopers and Anchors know of them and can even communicate with them from time to time.

[Alpha 11]

[
Are you being seriouse? There is a Time Loops Admins??

Meaning two things:
*There is a Time Loops Wiki. There's also an extensive Time Loops community at SpaceBattles, with links to Time Loops material, and a growing Time Loops spreadsheet showing all the various(known) Time Loops, as well as the general rules for Time Loops fiction. Ironically, the original Innortal Loops are downplayed a lot, in part due to the high sexual content of the originals(this is in part due to Spacebattles' probation on NFS material).

Then there are the Time Loops Admins....Because the Time Loops began as a massive system failure of Yggdrasil, various deities have been assigned to correcting the problem. Most Time Loops therefore have a higher Power, or Admin, who is responsible for liaisoning with the Loop's Anchor, trying to head off Crashes, freak Ascensions, and other mischief(for instance, Belldandy is Admin to the Nerima/Ranma Loops). Most Loppers never meet their Loop Admins, but the most experienced Loopers and Anchors know of them and can even communicate with them from time to time.

Sounds cool! Will have to look into those! And thanks for the info!

[taalismn]

"In retrospect we really shouldn't have gone into that forgotten city...."
"It wasn't worth the supplies."
"Some things are MEANT to remain buried and forgotten."
"Shouldn't have poked around..."
"The screaming, the blood. I'll have nightmares...."
"We especially shouldn't have turned the escalators back on..."
"You get feeling back in your legs yet, Rand?"
"THAT MECHANICAL DEMON WAS JUST -WAITING- FOR ME!!!!"

[Arnie100]

"It was a Petite Cola machine, Rand..."

[taalismn]

"Shoulda checked the 'use by' date on that carton of milk I drank..."

[Arnie100]

"Hey...I found a magazine! Its named Pla -- "
"I'll take that, thank you...I'm gonna read it for the articles..."

[Alpha 11]

"In retrospect we really shouldn't have gone into that forgotten city...."
"It wasn't worth the supplies."
"Some things are MEANT to remain buried and forgotten."
"Shouldn't have poked around..."
"The screaming, the blood. I'll have nightmares...."
"We especially shouldn't have turned the escalators back on..."
"You get feeling back in your legs yet, Rand?"
"THAT MECHANICAL DEMON WAS JUST -WAITING- FOR ME!!!!"

"It was a Petite Cola machine, Rand..."

"Shoulda checked the 'use by' date on that carton of milk I drank..."

"Hey...I found a magazine! Its named Pla -- "
"I'll take that, thank you...I'm gonna read it for the articles..."

[SRoss]

Alone in his room, Rand hears a shuffling in the shadows...

He looks in horror as a red glow appears in the darkness...

Petite Cola machine: "Would you like to purchase a cola?"

[Alpha 11]

Alone in his room, Rand hears a shuffling in the shadows...

He looks in horror as a red glow appears in the darkness...

Petite Cola machine: "Would you like to purchase a cola?"

[Kargan3033]

"We've found out that the glorious 'Ancients' behind the scenes of our universe are either blandly commercial hack-writers or a bunch of otaku geeks...You know, I rather enjoyed living in ignorance before the Great Reveal."

Zor:" Yes, I have learned that smoking the dried leaves of the Invid Flower Of Life DOES tend to reveal great cosmic secrets. "

Rand: " You're such a p**** Zor, Real Men snort the spores. "

Dana: " Oh no!, not another flashback! "

[taalismn]

WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!
Fireworks pop, balloons start cascading down, confetti starts coming down, horns start wailing and hooting.
"Kargan3033, you're our 200th page breaker!!!!! Congratulations!!!! You've just won an authentic simulated gold internet of 'Robotech's Greatest Bloopers'!!! What do you have to say for yourself!?"
That's when the fireworks start bursting INSIDE the shower of balloons and confetti, the hoots and cheers turn to fire alarms and screams of terror as the equivalent of what is known as 'Sugar Silo Explosion' starts chain-reacting.
"HELP!!!"

Really, folks, thanks and congrats. We've made 200 pages. There have been some ups and downs, some stretches of really outrageous material, some droughts of funniness, but we've consistently had fun...kinda like SNL. Here's to the many contributors who wasted waaayyyy too many brain cells erking out comedic material, and to our many readers who didn't go to the admins demanding that we be banned and this thread burned in a bonfire. Let's keep it up; as long as we manage to bring a smile to somebody's face lampooning our favorite cartoon/anime, we'rer fulfilling our mandate.

[Kargan3033]

WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!
Fireworks pop, balloons start cascading down, confetti starts coming down, horns start wailing and hooting.
"Kargan3033, you're our 200th page breaker!!!!! Congratulations!!!! You've just won an authentic simulated gold internet of 'Robotech's Greatest Bloopers'!!! What do you have to say for yourself!?"
That's when the fireworks start bursting INSIDE the shower of balloons and confetti, the hoots and cheers turn to fire alarms and screams of terror as the equivalent of what is known as 'Sugar Silo Explosion' starts chain-reacting.
"HELP!!!"

Really, folks, thanks and congrats. We've made 200 pages. There have been some ups and downs, some stretches of really outrageous material, some droughts of funniness, but we've consistently had fun...kinda like SNL. Here's to the many contributors who wasted waaayyyy too many brain cells erking out comedic material, and to our many readers who didn't go to the admins demanding that we be banned and this thread burned in a bonfire. Let's keep it up; as long as we manage to bring a smile to somebody's face lampooning our favorite cartoon/anime, we'rer fulfilling our mandate.

Thank you, I needed the laugh, I hope everyone is well today or night as the case maybe.

[taalismn]

And lest anybody think that this achievement has gone unnoticed by the actual characters.....

Good Edwards: "Cheers, folks."
We see the major characters of all four series standing around, raising champagne flutes.
"CHEERS."
-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink
Gloval immediately deep-kisses Azonia, Sammie, Khyron, and family embrace, Arial grabs Scott and vanishes in a flash of light, Rick and Lisa smile at each other with a look of deep satisfaction, Grel fist-pumps 'victory!', Annie and the Regis clink glasses a second time while looking at Lunk, who is animatedly speaking with several Invid women. Lancer gets an arm-pull by a very visibly pregnant Sera, and he gets a sudden panicked look on his face before whatever she says reassures him. Emil Lang suddenly begins scribbling something complicated on a napkin. Rook and Rand are busy on a couch in front of the starwindow, doing something to each other which if they don't abate soon, may get this thread censored. Lynn Kyle, who is wearing a Catholic priest's outfit, is chatting amiably with his cousin Jason, who is older and wearing a uniform(of the Star Wars Galactic Republic). Musica drops another skinned grape into Bowie's mouth(the grapes being provided already skinned by a Jaffa servant). Lynn Minmei is holding hands with(the POV cannot see behind the potted ficus in the way). Good Edwards is spinning tales for a crowd of interested-looking Good Splugorth Associate Blind Warrior Women and Praxians, Sean and Marie Philips are chasing down a small child with dark brown hair, Breetai is watching fireworks with his wife, Dana Sterling(on vacation from filming MHS#69) is spiking the punchbowl while Nova is maneuvering to catch her in the act(not seeing Alex Romero, who is attempting to spike the same punch). A ghostly Aurora Sterling looks on somewhat wistfully ....

[Kargan3033]

And lest anybody think that this achievement has gone unnoticed by the actual characters.....

Good Edwards: "Cheers, folks."
We see the major characters of all four series standing around, raising champagne flutes.
"CHEERS."
-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink
Gloval immediately deep-kisses Azonia, Sammie, Khyron, and family embrace, Arial grabs Scott and vanishes in a flash of light, Rick and Lisa smile at each other with a look of deep satisfaction, Grel fist-pumps 'victory!', Annie and the Regis clink glasses a second time while looking at Lunk, who is animatedly speaking with several Invid women. Lancer gets an arm-pull by a very visibly pregnant Sera, and he gets a sudden panicked look on his face before whatever she says reassures him. Emil Lang suddenly begins scribbling something complicated on a napkin. Rook and Rand are busy on a couch in front of the starwindow, doing something to each other which if they don't abate soon, may get this thread censored. Lynn Kyle, who is wearing a Catholic priest's outfit, is chatting amiably with his cousin Jason, who is older and wearing a uniform(of the Star Wars Galactic Republic). Musica drops another skinned grape into Bowie's mouth(the grapes being provided already skinned by a Jaffa servant). Lynn Minmei is holding hands with(the POV cannot see behind the potted ficus in the way). Good Edwards is spinning tales for a crowd of interested-looking Good Splugorth Associate Blind Warrior Women and Praxians, Sean and Marie Philips are chasing down a small child with dark brown hair, Breetai is watching fireworks with his wife, Dana Sterling(on vacation from filming MHS#69) is spiking the punchbowl while Nova is maneuvering to catch her in the act(not seeing Alex Romero, who is attempting to spike the same punch). A ghostly Aurora Sterling looks on somewhat wistfully ....

Nice real nice.

Somehow I can see all of this going down in my mind's eyes

[taalismn]

...and Maia Sterling is drunkenly nuzzling into Marcus Rush's neck while he's rather terrified looking over the top of her head at Max Sterling across the room. Max makes a quick gesture across his throat...

[Alpha 11]

"We've found out that the glorious 'Ancients' behind the scenes of our universe are either blandly commercial hack-writers or a bunch of otaku geeks...You know, I rather enjoyed living in ignorance before the Great Reveal."

Zor:" Yes, I have learned that smoking the dried leaves of the Invid Flower Of Life DOES tend to reveal great cosmic secrets. "

Rand: " You're such a p**** Zor, Real Men snort the spores. "

Dana: " Oh no!, not another flashback! "

WE HAVE A WINNAH!!!!
Fireworks pop, balloons start cascading down, confetti starts coming down, horns start wailing and hooting.
"Kargan3033, you're our 200th page breaker!!!!! Congratulations!!!! You've just won an authentic simulated gold internet of 'Robotech's Greatest Bloopers'!!! What do you have to say for yourself!?"
That's when the fireworks start bursting INSIDE the shower of balloons and confetti, the hoots and cheers turn to fire alarms and screams of terror as the equivalent of what is known as 'Sugar Silo Explosion' starts chain-reacting.
"HELP!!!"

Really, folks, thanks and congrats. We've made 200 pages. There have been some ups and downs, some stretches of really outrageous material, some droughts of funniness, but we've consistently had fun...kinda like SNL. Here's to the many contributors who wasted waaayyyy too many brain cells erking out comedic material, and to our many readers who didn't go to the admins demanding that we be banned and this thread burned in a bonfire. Let's keep it up; as long as we manage to bring a smile to somebody's face lampooning our favorite cartoon/anime, we'rer fulfilling our mandate.

Yes, let's keep this up!

And lest anybody think that this achievement has gone unnoticed by the actual characters.....

Good Edwards: "Cheers, folks."
We see the major characters of all four series standing around, raising champagne flutes.
"CHEERS."
-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink-clink
Gloval immediately deep-kisses Azonia, Sammie, Khyron, and family embrace, Arial grabs Scott and vanishes in a flash of light, Rick and Lisa smile at each other with a look of deep satisfaction, Grel fist-pumps 'victory!', Annie and the Regis clink glasses a second time while looking at Lunk, who is animatedly speaking with several Invid women. Lancer gets an arm-pull by a very visibly pregnant Sera, and he gets a sudden panicked look on his face before whatever she says reassures him. Emil Lang suddenly begins scribbling something complicated on a napkin. Rook and Rand are busy on a couch in front of the starwindow, doing something to each other which if they don't abate soon, may get this thread censored. Lynn Kyle, who is wearing a Catholic priest's outfit, is chatting amiably with his cousin Jason, who is older and wearing a uniform(of the Star Wars Galactic Republic). Musica drops another skinned grape into Bowie's mouth(the grapes being provided already skinned by a Jaffa servant). Lynn Minmei is holding hands with(the POV cannot see behind the potted ficus in the way). Good Edwards is spinning tales for a crowd of interested-looking Good Splugorth Associate Blind Warrior Women and Praxians, Sean and Marie Philips are chasing down a small child with dark brown hair, Breetai is watching fireworks with his wife, Dana Sterling(on vacation from filming MHS#69) is spiking the punchbowl while Nova is maneuvering to catch her in the act(not seeing Alex Romero, who is attempting to spike the same punch). A ghostly Aurora Sterling looks on somewhat wistfully ....

Nice line up there!

...and Maia Sterling is drunkenly nuzzling into Marcus Rush's neck while he's rather terrified looking over the top of her head at Max Sterling across the room. Max makes a quick gesture across his throat...

[Arnie100]

Unnamed Sterling Brother: "WHAT ABOUT ME?! Don't I get mentioned somewhere --"
Aurora: "At least I was NAMED. I could've been SOMEBODY."

[Kargan3033]

Unnamed Sterling Brother: "WHAT ABOUT ME?! Don't I get mentioned somewhere --"
Aurora: "At least I was NAMED. I could've been SOMEBODY."

You know that reminds me of a book, " Motherhood by Miriya Sterling. "

I wonder what kind of a mother Azonia would have turned out to be if she and Khyron have a few crotch spawns together?

I wonder how Khyron would take to being a father?, would he see his children as a home grown army?

Speaking of parents I wonder what a PTA meeting at MCHS#69 would be like?

[Arnie100]

Khyron would have to get past Gloval first.

[Kargan3033]

Khyron would have to get past Gloval first.

So you are saying that Gloval would not let Khyron into the PTA meeting even though his kids is going to MCHS#69?

I always knew Gloval was a racist bastard.

[SRoss]

Khyron would have to get past Gloval first.

So you are saying that Gloval would not let Khyron into the PTA meeting even though his kids is going to MCHS#69?

I always knew Gloval was a racist bastard.

Azonia only has eyes for Gloval, they have one daughter attending MCH#69: Nonna.

Sammy would neuter Khyron if he so much as looked at another woman. They have several children, I cannot even guess what they are like.

[Kargan3033]

Khyron would have to get past Gloval first.

So you are saying that Gloval would not let Khyron into the PTA meeting even though his kids is going to MCHS#69?

I always knew Gloval was a racist bastard.

Azonia only has eyes for Gloval, they have one daughter attending MCH#69: Nonna.

Sammy would neuter Khyron if he so much as looked at another woman. They have several children, I cannot even guess what they are like.

Ahh I see, looks like I have been out of the loop a lot longer then I realized, well in that case I'd hate to see what what Khyron and Sammie's kids would be like, you know have their kids ship off to the Ice Guard when they get older then you would have some really, REALLY messed up pepole.

[taalismn]

Rei Ayanami is Khyron's and Sammy's daughter, Between her and her sisters, they've pretty much locked up playing anime's popular theme of pale-skinned, blue/white-haired girls.

[Kargan3033]

Rei Ayanami is Khyron's and Sammy's daughter, Between her and her sisters, they've pretty much locked up playing anime's popular theme of pale-skinned, blue/white-haired girls.

I see at lest Rei and her *sisters* are not Khyron and Sammy's biological child(ren).

I can't picture Rei and her *sisters* surviving for any leingth of time in the Ice Guard.

[Alpha 11]

Unnamed Sterling Brother: "WHAT ABOUT ME?! Don't I get mentioned somewhere --"
Aurora: "At least I was NAMED. I could've been SOMEBODY."

I feel sorry for Aurora, and was there a Sterling brother?

Unnamed Sterling Brother: "WHAT ABOUT ME?! Don't I get mentioned somewhere --"
Aurora: "At least I was NAMED. I could've been SOMEBODY."

You know that reminds me of a book, " Motherhood by Miriya Sterling. "

I wonder what kind of a mother Azonia would have turned out to be if she and Khyron have a few crotch spawns together?

I wonder how Khyron would take to being a father?, would he see his children as a home grown army?

Speaking of parents I wonder what a PTA meeting at MCHS#69 would be like?

Khyron would have to get past Gloval first.

Khyron would have to get past Gloval first.

So you are saying that Gloval would not let Khyron into the PTA meeting even though his kids is going to MCHS#69?

I always knew Gloval was a racist bastard.

Khyron would have to get past Gloval first.

So you are saying that Gloval would not let Khyron into the PTA meeting even though his kids is going to MCHS#69?

I always knew Gloval was a racist bastard.

Azonia only has eyes for Gloval, they have one daughter attending MCH#69: Nonna.

Sammy would neuter Khyron if he so much as looked at another woman. They have several children, I cannot even guess what they are like.

Wow, so that's their daughter. They did good together.

Khyron would have to get past Gloval first.

So you are saying that Gloval would not let Khyron into the PTA meeting even though his kids is going to MCHS#69?

I always knew Gloval was a racist bastard.

Azonia only has eyes for Gloval, they have one daughter attending MCH#69: Nonna.

Sammy would neuter Khyron if he so much as looked at another woman. They have several children, I cannot even guess what they are like.

Ahh I see, looks like I have been out of the loop a lot longer then I realized, well in that case I'd hate to see what what Khyron and Sammie's kids would be like, you know have their kids ship off to the Ice Guard when they get older then you would have some really, REALLY messed up pepole.

Rei Ayanami is Khyron's and Sammy's daughter, Between her and her sisters, they've pretty much locked up playing anime's popular theme of pale-skinned, blue/white-haired girls.

Bummer.

Rei Ayanami is Khyron's and Sammy's daughter, Between her and her sisters, they've pretty much locked up playing anime's popular theme of pale-skinned, blue/white-haired girls.

I see at lest Rei and her *sisters* are not Khyron and Sammy's biological child(ren).

I can't picture Rei and her *sisters* surviving for any leingth of time in the Ice Guard.

Same here.

[taalismn]

Rei Ayanami is Khyron's and Sammy's daughter, Between her and her sisters, they've pretty much locked up playing anime's popular theme of pale-skinned, blue/white-haired girls.

I see at lest Rei and her *sisters* are not Khyron and Sammy's biological child(ren).

I can't picture Rei and her *sisters* surviving for any leingth of time in the Ice Guard.

Actually they ARE...this is "World is a Stage" Khyron, Sammy, and Rei, where they're all actors in their respective anime.

And when the Ice Guard movie comes out...guess who's in line for the role of any pale-skinned white/blue-haired characters?

[Kargan3033]

Rei Ayanami is Khyron's and Sammy's daughter, Between her and her sisters, they've pretty much locked up playing anime's popular theme of pale-skinned, blue/white-haired girls.

I see at lest Rei and her *sisters* are not Khyron and Sammy's biological child(ren).

I can't picture Rei and her *sisters* surviving for any leingth of time in the Ice Guard.

Actually they ARE...this is "World is a Stage" Khyron, Sammy, and Rei, where they're all actors in their respective anime.

And when the Ice Guard movie comes out...guess who's in line for the role of any pale-skinned white/blue-haired characters?

HELL YES!, I hope when the moive comes out it will show Jones and his son having a Father/Son moment when they are out hunting the mutant critters in the Big Cold, I mean come on every good movie needs a Norman Rockwell moment or two.

[taalismn]

Wait...Jones has a son?

Who, or WHAT, is the mother?

[Kargan3033]

Wait...Jones has a son?

Who, or WHAT, is the mother?

Well that's the funny thing, after spend some time off with Jack Green a while ago a young boy walked into his office one day and said " Daddy. " and for the life of him Jones has no idea of who or what the mother is because his son is a normal, healthy looking boy and the only *odd* about him is that from time to time small dimentonal rifts open up to strange place or strange things apper randomly around the base.

And to make things more intresting/confusing the DNA tests show that Jones is Brock's father(That's the boy's name or so the boy says) and when Brock sees Rei and her sisters he gave them all a big hug and said he was glad to see his *Sisters*, genetic tests to link Bock, Rei and Rei's sisters have come back as " Inconculsive "

[taalismn]

Yep, so now Jones is, in his off-time, shaking his head and searching his memories and wondering if this isn't all part of some 'Operation Mind####' being pulled by either his enemies or his staff members...

[Kargan3033]

Yep, so now Jones is, in his off-time, shaking his head and searching his memories and wondering if this isn't all part of some 'Operation Mind####' being pulled by either his enemies or his staff members...

And worrying about the backlog of Child Suport payments and all the while Brock is all over the base and getting into things he shouldn't even though he's trying to be helpful and there is the fact that Brock keeps mention is *Friends* who may or may not exsist or being some unknown being(s) from who knows where and given that Brock tends to bring home an asortment of critters(Sentient or not)and asked if he can keep them really keeps him and the rest of the Ice Guard on their toes.

[taalismn]

"How many of you dumbass newbie ensigns do I have to space before you realize that the 'SNAKES ON A SPACECRAFT' GAG IS NO LONGER, IF IT EVER-WAS-, FUNNY!!!????"

[Arnie100]

"What about alien monsters stalking lonely crewmen?"