Kargan3033 wrote:[ Neither really I think that the fate of the universe is to come to an end when the stupid people far outnumber the smart people, " The leading cause of death, second hand stupidty. "
"Okay, who forgot to put doors that could be opened from the INSIDE on all the Dyson Spheres?!"
I rest my case.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
Demented star gods?
Vinyl fans?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Kargan3033 wrote:[ Neither really I think that the fate of the universe is to come to an end when the stupid people far outnumber the smart people, " The leading cause of death, second hand stupidty. "
"Okay, who forgot to put doors that could be opened from the INSIDE on all the Dyson Spheres?!"
I rest my case.
taalismn wrote:"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
Demented star gods?
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"And who designed the canyons on the Alderson Disks to play Elvis tunes when scratched with a giant hypercrystal needle?!"
Demented star gods?
Vinyl fans?
Arnie100 wrote:Dr. Lang: "I had nothing to do with that...SERIOUSLY!!!"
" Sir! Good news is, we finished the fumigation. Got the queen, got all the eggs. No more xenomorphs!!" "Great, Lieutenant Gorman! When can be move back on the set?" "The bed news is, Bishop used a nuke." "Okay..." "Then Hudson used the rest of them." "..okay..." "Then Ripley rammed a refinery complex on what was left..." " " "If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
From deep in the crater...
Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"
taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
From deep in the crater...
Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"
100% xenomorph-free. Because no facegripper can survive what Minmei's been knocking back down her throat these days.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:" Sir! Good news is, we finished the fumigation. Got the queen, got all the eggs. No more xenomorphs!!" "Great, Lieutenant Gorman! When can be move back on the set?" "The bed news is, Bishop used a nuke." "Okay..." "Then Hudson used the rest of them." "..okay..." "Then Ripley rammed a refinery complex on what was left..." " " "If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
From deep in the crater...
Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"
Arnie100 wrote:"Who's that?!" "Bait."
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
From deep in the crater...
Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"
100% xenomorph-free. Because no facegripper can survive what Minmei's been knocking back down her throat these days.
Remember all those 'Signs You Shouldn't Drink that Strange Alien Drink Your New Friends Just Introduced You To?" Minmei ignores them all.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Remember all those 'Signs You Shouldn't Drink that Strange Alien Drink Your New Friends Just Introduced You To?" Minmei ignores them all.
Minmei: "Signs? WHAT signs?! uuuuuuuuurrrrpppp" Kyle: "And I'm the drunk in thr family?!" Minmei: "You ARE. I just can hold my liquor better thrn you."
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Signs? WHAT signs?! uuuuuuuuurrrrpppp" Kyle: "And I'm the drunk in thr family?!" Minmei: "You ARE. I just can hold my liquor better thrn you."
Just don't shake her or hold open flame near her(candlelight dinners are a thing of the past for her).
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Signs? WHAT signs?! uuuuuuuuurrrrpppp" Kyle: "And I'm the drunk in thr family?!" Minmei: "You ARE. I just can hold my liquor better thrn you."
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Signs? WHAT signs?! uuuuuuuuurrrrpppp" Kyle: "And I'm the drunk in thr family?!" Minmei: "You ARE. I just can hold my liquor better thrn you."
Just don't shake her or hold open flame near her(candlelight dinners are a thing of the past for her).
SRoss wrote:A burning man runs screaming out of the restaurant.
Minmei: "Damn it! I'm never going to get a man at this rate!!!"
Minmei: "Mmmmmmm...Stygian Black Lotus...where have you been all my life??" Kyle: "Great. A drunk AND a Lotus-Head..." Minmei: UUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Kyle: "That BREATH...(waves hands in front of face, trying to get rid of the smell)...eeeewwwwww!!"
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Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Mmmmmmm...Stygian Black Lotus...where have you been all my life??" Kyle: "Vreat. A drunk AND a Lotus-Head..." Minmei: UUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Kyle: "That BREATH...(waves hands in front of face, trying to get rid of the smell)...eeeewwwwww!!"
As their car explodes(no, it's not a Pinto).
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Mmmmmmm...Stygian Black Lotus...where have you been all my life??" Kyle: "Great. A drunk AND a Lotus-Head..." Minmei: UUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Kyle: "That BREATH...(waves hands in front of face, trying to get rid of the smell)...eeeewwwwww!!"
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Mmmmmmm...Stygian Black Lotus...where have you been all my life??" Kyle: "Vreat. A drunk AND a Lotus-Head..." Minmei: UUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!! Kyle: "That BREATH...(waves hands in front of face, trying to get rid of the smell)...eeeewwwwww!!"
Kyle: "I don't understand why, officer, you're arresting ME for DUI!" Traffic Officer: "Because when we asked Miss Minmei to walk a straight line-" TO2: "She FOLDED." TO1: "You're the only one we have in custody, and nobody would believe us if we told them we lost a DUI suspect because of an FTL jump." Kyle: "...I'm remembering why I hate authority figures all over again..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Charon: "Oh GODS..." Kyle: "IT WASN'T MY FAULT!!!: Charon: "What're YOU doing here?!" Minmei: "Stygian Black Lotus...WANT SOME?" Charon: "Oh...YEAH..." Kyle: "Uhm...excuse me --" Charon and Minmei: "SHUT UP."
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "I don't understand why, officer, you're arresting ME for DUI!" Traffic Officer: "Because when we asked Miss Minmei to walk a straight line-" TO2: "She FOLDED." TO1: "You're the only one we have in custody, and nobody would believe us if we told them we lost a DUI suspect because of an FTL jump." Kyle: "...I'm remembering why I hate authority figures all over again..."
SRoss wrote:Cut to... an Invid Hive somewhere...
Regess: "SO, I'VE BECOME AWARE OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS WITH STYGIAN BLACK LOTUS AND THE FLOWER OF LIFE."
Scout:
Regess: "IN LIGHT OF YOUR EFFORTS, I NOW EVOLVE YOU INTO YOUR NEW FORM..."
#ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!#
Regess: "ARISE! DRUG DEALER INVID!!!"
The smoke clears and we see an Iigaa dressed as Huggy Bear...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."
From deep in the crater...
Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"
100% xenomorph-free. Because no facegripper can survive what Minmei's been knocking back down her throat these days.
No Comment.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Kargan3033 wrote:[ Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL
The UEEF is finding that out in cleaning out the various Genesis Pits she started while under the influence of various mind-altering substances; "So, what do you think? LSD?" "Nah, this has all the hallmarks of a sugar-rush."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Kargan3033 wrote:[ Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL
The UEEF is finding that out in cleaning out the various Genesis Pits she started while under the influence of various mind-altering substances; "So, what do you think? LSD?" "Nah, this has all the hallmarks of a sugar-rush."
God I'd hate to be the chump who has to do a forinsic patholagy on the resualts of such experiments, although Dr.Smith would squee like a little girl are all of the wonderful genetic meterials to be had from said experiments.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Kargan3033 wrote:[ God I'd hate to be the chump who has to do a forinsic patholagy on the resualts of such experiments, although Dr.Smith would squee like a little girl are all of the wonderful genetic meterials to be had from said experiments.
Cringe instead if the Genesis Pit got a sample of Doctor Smith's DNA.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Regess: "SO, I'VE BECOME AWARE OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS WITH STYGIAN BLACK LOTUS AND THE FLOWER OF LIFE."
Scout:
Regess: "IN LIGHT OF YOUR EFFORTS, I NOW EVOLVE YOU INTO YOUR NEW FORM..."
#ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!#
Regess: "ARISE! DRUG DEALER INVID!!!"
The smoke clears and we see an Iigaa dressed as Huggy Bear...
Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL
Tentacle monsters ... nothing but technicolor psychedelic tentacle monsters!!!
Which would make certin members of certin sub-cultures in the RTverce either gush like overly happy children on a massive surger rush or give the RTverce a major brown paints moment.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Kargan3033 wrote:[ God I'd hate to be the chump who has to do a forinsic patholagy on the resualts of such experiments, although Dr.Smith would squee like a little girl are all of the wonderful genetic meterials to be had from said experiments.
Cringe instead if the Genesis Pit got a sample of Doctor Smith's DNA.
Espeicaly if Dr.Smith was buzzed out on SBL.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
"Let's agree that's a very BAD idea and not speak of it ever again."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
But I like Bad Ideas so long as they are funny/amusing or induce bowel wrenching terror. [/quote]
I can recommend some high-fiber foods that will do the trick, if that's a concern.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
But I like Bad Ideas so long as they are funny/amusing or induce bowel wrenching terror.
I can recommend some high-fiber foods that will do the trick, if that's a concern.[/quote]
No I don't need high fiber foods, I'm ok that way, I just want to see others have a major case of bladder/bowel hostilty due to amussing Bad Ideas based on RT fiction.
Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Kargan3033 wrote:[Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "
"Because there's just something so funny about the word 'laceration', y'know?" "Maybe, but we're discussing relationship advice here..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Kargan3033 wrote:[Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "
"Because there's just something so funny about the word 'laceration', y'know?" "Maybe, but we're discussing relationship advice here..."
That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.
Things You Don't Want to Hear in Relationship Counseling In Robotech: "If only I'd known ahead of time that your blood was green..."
"I didn't know the rocket launcher was loaded..."
"He never takes off that armor."
"I don't see why I have to micronize down to HER size..."
"How was I supposed to know he can't assimilate good healthy Flower of Life?"
"His idea of 'protection' is a claymore mine..."
"I don't appreciate having to apply for security clearance every time I want to talk to her about personal matters. Especially when she sez I failed to pass the requisites."
"I warned him this isn't my normal form."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.
Things You Don't Want to Hear in Relationship Counseling In Robotech: "If only I'd known ahead of time that your blood was green..."
"I didn't know the rocket launcher was loaded..."
"He never takes off that armor."
"I don't see why I have to micronize down to HER size..."
"How was I supposed to know he can't assimilate good healthy Flower of Life?"
"His idea of 'protection' is a claymore mine..."
"I don't appreciate having to apply for security clearance every time I want to talk to her about personal matters. Especially when she sez I failed to pass the requisites."
"I warned him this isn't my normal form."
Gods I can just imagen what talk shows would be like in the RTverce, especaily when it come to paterity tests.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
"just because his culture does things in threes does not mean i'll accept polygamy..."
Author of Rifts: Deep Frontier (Rifter 70) Author of Rifts:Scandinavia (current project) * All fantasy should have a solid base in reality. * Good sense about trivialities is better than nonsense about things that matter. -Max Beerbohm Visit my Website
"Even taking Foldspace time and relativity into account, she's still jailbait..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"Even taking Foldspace time and relativity into account, she's still jailbait..."
Not that such a thing bothers Rick, with him it's either Younger or Older and considering that he ended up with Lisa he likes them older which means he might have a mother complex.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Kargan3033 wrote:[Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "
"Because there's just something so funny about the word 'laceration', y'know?" "Maybe, but we're discussing relationship advice here..."
That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.
"Just remember the old saying, A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down."
taalismn wrote:"Even taking Foldspace time and relativity into account, she's still jailbait..."
Not that such a thing bothers Rick, with him it's either Younger or Older and considering that he ended up with Lisa he likes them older which means he might have a mother complex.
Better than the End of the Circle Zor: There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex You may have heard about his odd complex His name appears in Freud's Index 'cause he Loved his mother! His rivals used to say quite a bit that As a monarch he was most unfit, But still and all they had to admit that he Loved his Mother! -Tom Lehrer, Oedipus Rex, the Musical
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
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