Robotech Blooper Reels

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "EEEEWWWWWW...Just EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW..."

[glitterboy2098]

Zor walks by, humming the tune to "i'm my own grandpa"

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Damn...I need some brain bleach..."
Kyle: "That's just..."
Minmei: "SHUT UP."

[Alpha 11]

It's not 'thug-life', it's 'slug-life'.

"If you're planning on filming at ground level, it's a bit of a climb down to the crater floor...and I'm afraid the dressing rooms didn't make it."

From deep in the crater...

Minmei: "Heeeelllloo, is someone getting my soi latte?"

100% xenomorph-free.
Because no facegripper can survive what Minmei's been knocking back down her throat these days.

No Comment.

Cut to... an Invid Hive somewhere...

Regess: "SO, I'VE BECOME AWARE OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS WITH STYGIAN BLACK LOTUS AND THE FLOWER OF LIFE."

Scout:

Regess: "IN LIGHT OF YOUR EFFORTS, I NOW EVOLVE YOU INTO YOUR NEW FORM..."

#ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!#

Regess: "ARISE! DRUG DEALER INVID!!!"

The smoke clears and we see an Iigaa dressed as Huggy Bear...

Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL

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Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL

The UEEF is finding that out in cleaning out the various Genesis Pits she started while under the influence of various mind-altering substances;
"So, what do you think? LSD?"
"Nah, this has all the hallmarks of a sugar-rush."

[Alpha 11]

Cut to... an Invid Hive somewhere...

Regess: "SO, I'VE BECOME AWARE OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS WITH STYGIAN BLACK LOTUS AND THE FLOWER OF LIFE."

Scout:

Regess: "IN LIGHT OF YOUR EFFORTS, I NOW EVOLVE YOU INTO YOUR NEW FORM..."

#ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!#

Regess: "ARISE! DRUG DEALER INVID!!!"

The smoke clears and we see an Iigaa dressed as Huggy Bear...

Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL

Tentacle monsters ... nothing but technicolor psychedelic tentacle monsters!!!

[
Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL

The UEEF is finding that out in cleaning out the various Genesis Pits she started while under the influence of various mind-altering substances;
"So, what do you think? LSD?"
"Nah, this has all the hallmarks of a sugar-rush."

God I'd hate to be the chump who has to do a forinsic patholagy on the resualts of such experiments, although Dr.Smith would squee like a little girl are all of the wonderful genetic meterials to be had from said experiments.

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God I'd hate to be the chump who has to do a forinsic patholagy on the resualts of such experiments, although Dr.Smith would squee like a little girl are all of the wonderful genetic meterials to be had from said experiments.

Cringe instead if the Genesis Pit got a sample of Doctor Smith's DNA.

[Alpha 11]

Cut to... an Invid Hive somewhere...

Regess: "SO, I'VE BECOME AWARE OF YOUR EXPERIMENTS WITH STYGIAN BLACK LOTUS AND THE FLOWER OF LIFE."

Scout:

Regess: "IN LIGHT OF YOUR EFFORTS, I NOW EVOLVE YOU INTO YOUR NEW FORM..."

#ZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!#

Regess: "ARISE! DRUG DEALER INVID!!!"

The smoke clears and we see an Iigaa dressed as Huggy Bear...

Dear God! , I'd hate to see what the outcome of her Evo experiments would be if she was high on SBL

Tentacle monsters ... nothing but technicolor psychedelic tentacle monsters!!!

Which would make certin members of certin sub-cultures in the RTverce either gush like overly happy children on a massive surger rush or give the RTverce a major brown paints moment.

[
God I'd hate to be the chump who has to do a forinsic patholagy on the resualts of such experiments, although Dr.Smith would squee like a little girl are all of the wonderful genetic meterials to be had from said experiments.

Cringe instead if the Genesis Pit got a sample of Doctor Smith's DNA.

Espeicaly if Dr.Smith was buzzed out on SBL.

[


Espeicaly if Dr.Smith was buzzed out on SBL.

"Let's agree that's a very BAD idea and not speak of it ever again."

[Alpha 11]

[


Espeicaly if Dr.Smith was buzzed out on SBL.

"Let's agree that's a very BAD idea and not speak of it ever again."

But I like Bad Ideas so long as they are funny/amusing or induce bowel wrenching terror.

[."

But I like Bad Ideas so long as they are funny/amusing or induce bowel wrenching terror.

I can recommend some high-fiber foods that will do the trick, if that's a concern.[/quote]

[."

But I like Bad Ideas so long as they are funny/amusing or induce bowel wrenching terror.

I can recommend some high-fiber foods that will do the trick, if that's a concern.

No I don't need high fiber foods, I'm ok that way, I just want to see others have a major case of bladder/bowel hostilty due to amussing Bad Ideas based on RT fiction.

Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. " [/quote]

[Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "

"Because there's just something so funny about the word 'laceration', y'know?"
"Maybe, but we're discussing relationship advice here..."

[Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "

"Because there's just something so funny about the word 'laceration', y'know?"
"Maybe, but we're discussing relationship advice here..."

That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.

[Alpha 11]

[

That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.

Things You Don't Want to Hear in Relationship Counseling In Robotech:
"If only I'd known ahead of time that your blood was green..."

"I didn't know the rocket launcher was loaded..."

"He never takes off that armor."

"I don't see why I have to micronize down to HER size..."

"How was I supposed to know he can't assimilate good healthy Flower of Life?"

"His idea of 'protection' is a claymore mine..."

"I don't appreciate having to apply for security clearance every time I want to talk to her about personal matters. Especially when she sez I failed to pass the requisites."

"I warned him this isn't my normal form."

[

That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.

Things You Don't Want to Hear in Relationship Counseling In Robotech:
"If only I'd known ahead of time that your blood was green..."

"I didn't know the rocket launcher was loaded..."

"He never takes off that armor."

"I don't see why I have to micronize down to HER size..."

"How was I supposed to know he can't assimilate good healthy Flower of Life?"

"His idea of 'protection' is a claymore mine..."

"I don't appreciate having to apply for security clearance every time I want to talk to her about personal matters. Especially when she sez I failed to pass the requisites."

"I warned him this isn't my normal form."

Gods I can just imagen what talk shows would be like in the RTverce, especaily when it come to paterity tests.

"just because his culture does things in threes does not mean i'll accept polygamy..."

"Even taking Foldspace time and relativity into account, she's still jailbait..."

"Even taking Foldspace time and relativity into account, she's still jailbait..."

Not that such a thing bothers Rick, with him it's either Younger or Older and considering that he ended up with Lisa he likes them older which means he might have a mother complex.

Lisa: "HEY. I AM NOT A MOTHER HEN. Rick likes EXPERIENCED women."
Minmei: "I'm experienced!"
Lisa: "In annoying people?"
Minmei: "That's so not fair."

[Well you know the old saying right?, Cuts heal, broken bones mend but mental scars are the gift that keeps on giving. "

"Because there's just something so funny about the word 'laceration', y'know?"
"Maybe, but we're discussing relationship advice here..."

That is true but given the nature of *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* in the RTverce I find them to be better what what passes for *Realtionships and Relationship Advice* advice we see in MSM now a days.

"Just remember the old saying, A sucking chest wound is just nature's way of telling you to slow down."

"Even taking Foldspace time and relativity into account, she's still jailbait..."

Not that such a thing bothers Rick, with him it's either Younger or Older and considering that he ended up with Lisa he likes them older which means he might have a mother complex.

Better than the End of the Circle Zor:
There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex
You may have heard about his odd complex
His name appears in Freud's Index 'cause he
Loved his mother!
His rivals used to say quite a bit that
As a monarch he was most unfit,
But still and all they had to admit that he
Loved his Mother!
-Tom Lehrer, Oedipus Rex, the Musical

Minmei: "EEEEWWWWWW...Just EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW..."

[Alpha 11]

Zor walks by, humming the tune to "i'm my own grandpa"

Minmei: "Damn...I need some brain bleach..."
Kyle: "That's just..."
Minmei: "SHUT UP."

[Kargan3033]

Lisa: "HEY. I AM NOT A MOTHER HEN. Rick likes EXPERIENCED women."
Minmei: "I'm experienced!"
Lisa: "In annoying people?"
Minmei: "That's so not fair."

At lest Rick is not trolling the old folk's home.....yet.

[SRoss]

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

[taalismn]

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

Tommy: "I had nothing to do with it. The authors were wrapping it up while they were focusing on their original storylines in The Black Hole Travel Agency."

[Kargan3033]

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

I think I still have EOC, it's been such a long time since I read it I forgot how it all ended but judging from the way Lil miss annoying jailbait is about to go all pyhco nuts on Tommy boy it looks like she did not get the *Happy Ending* she wanted.

[glitterboy2098]

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

I think I still have EOC, it's been such a long time since I read it I forgot how it all ended but judging from the way Lil miss annoying jailbait is about to go all pyhco nuts on Tommy boy it looks like she did not get the *Happy Ending* she wanted.

Rem the zor clone regains original Zor's memories, Minmei falls for him suddenly, and they end up in a pocket universe resembling a deserted island, where they have a kid who somehow goes on to become the original Zor.

so literally, Zor is his own Grandfather, father, and son..

[Kargan3033]

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

I think I still have EOC, it's been such a long time since I read it I forgot how it all ended but judging from the way Lil miss annoying jailbait is about to go all pyhco nuts on Tommy boy it looks like she did not get the *Happy Ending* she wanted.

Rem the zor clone regains original Zor's memories, Minmei falls for him suddenly, and they end up in a pocket universe resembling a deserted island, where they have a kid who somehow goes on to become the original Zor.

so literally, Zor is his own Grandfather, father, and son..

Ahh yes now I'm starting to remember bits and pieces of it, that's going to play hell when it comes to family dinners, which means that Zor get's extra protions and given Minimei cooking skills and that Minimei *Insists* that he eat all of his food Zor boy will become the ulimit in Groove Shark bait.

Which means that Minmei will become an early widow because Zor dies from massive heart failure due to weight gain and dispite what she may think rectal force feeding does NOT count as " Killing with kindness. "

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "Eeeewwww...I don't think so."
Lisa: "Like you even have any standards."

[Kargan3033]

Minmei: "Eeeewwww...I don't think so."
Lisa: "Like you even have any standards."

And all the while Lisa and Minmei are aruging Rick is laughing his ass off as he mentally kicks his own ass for having fallen for minmei in the first place.

[taalismn]

Minmei: "Eeeewwww...I don't think so."
Lisa: "Like you even have any standards."

And all the while Lisa and Minmei are aruging Rick is laughing his ass off as he mentally kicks his own ass for having fallen for minmei in the first place.

There's a fanfiction called 'Second Chances' where the SDF-3 was destroyed by the Haydonites, but Rick, Lisa, and several others get sent back to become their younger selves at Macross Island....Minmei gets rescued by Max, Rick and Lisa hook up early(but resolved to befriend Minmei), and they utterly gprk Roy's brain with their personality shifts. Oh, and the SDF-1 gets to keep its Fold Drives this time around....

[Kargan3033]

Minmei: "Eeeewwww...I don't think so."
Lisa: "Like you even have any standards."

And all the while Lisa and Minmei are aruging Rick is laughing his ass off as he mentally kicks his own ass for having fallen for minmei in the first place.

There's a fanfiction called 'Second Chances' where the SDF-3 was destroyed by the Haydonites, but Rick, Lisa, and several others get sent back to become their younger selves at Macross Island....Minmei gets rescued by Max, Rick and Lisa hook up early(but resolved to befriend Minmei), and they utterly gprk Roy's brain with their personality shifts. Oh, and the SDF-1 gets to keep its Fold Drives this time around....

Hehehe!, is that fiction on the same fanfic site as the other fan fictions you have pointed me to?

[taalismn]

Minmei: "Eeeewwww...I don't think so."
Lisa: "Like you even have any standards."

And all the while Lisa and Minmei are aruging Rick is laughing his ass off as he mentally kicks his own ass for having fallen for minmei in the first place.

There's a fanfiction called 'Second Chances' where the SDF-3 was destroyed by the Haydonites, but Rick, Lisa, and several others get sent back to become their younger selves at Macross Island....Minmei gets rescued by Max, Rick and Lisa hook up early(but resolved to befriend Minmei), and they utterly gprk Roy's brain with their personality shifts. Oh, and the SDF-1 gets to keep its Fold Drives this time around....

Hehehe!, is that fiction on the same fanfic site as the other fan fictions you have pointed me to?

It's on both Fanfiction.net and SpaceBattles Creative Writing.

[Alpha 11]

Lisa: "HEY. I AM NOT A MOTHER HEN. Rick likes EXPERIENCED women."
Minmei: "I'm experienced!"
Lisa: "In annoying people?"
Minmei: "That's so not fair."

At lest Rick is not trolling the old folk's home.....yet.

No, please, not that!

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

Tommy: "I had nothing to do with it. The authors were wrapping it up while they were focusing on their original storylines in The Black Hole Travel Agency."

Surrreee they were.

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

[Alpha 11]

I think I still have EOC, it's been such a long time since I read it I forgot how it all ended but judging from the way Lil miss annoying jailbait is about to go all pyhco nuts on Tommy boy it looks like she did not get the *Happy Ending* she wanted. [/quote]

It was ok, IMO.

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

I think I still have EOC, it's been such a long time since I read it I forgot how it all ended but judging from the way Lil miss annoying jailbait is about to go all pyhco nuts on Tommy boy it looks like she did not get the *Happy Ending* she wanted.

Rem the zor clone regains original Zor's memories, Minmei falls for him suddenly, and they end up in a pocket universe resembling a deserted island, where they have a kid who somehow goes on to become the original Zor.

so literally, Zor is his own Grandfather, father, and son..

Not this again!

Tommy enters his darkened apartment and flicks on the light to find ...

Minmei: (Sitting before an array of torture implements) "Hello mister Yune... I'd like to have a few words with you regarding End of the Circle..."

Tommy:

I think I still have EOC, it's been such a long time since I read it I forgot how it all ended but judging from the way Lil miss annoying jailbait is about to go all pyhco nuts on Tommy boy it looks like she did not get the *Happy Ending* she wanted.

Rem the zor clone regains original Zor's memories, Minmei falls for him suddenly, and they end up in a pocket universe resembling a deserted island, where they have a kid who somehow goes on to become the original Zor.

so literally, Zor is his own Grandfather, father, and son..

Ahh yes now I'm starting to remember bits and pieces of it, that's going to play hell when it comes to family dinners, which means that Zor get's extra protions and given Minimei cooking skills and that Minimei *Insists* that he eat all of his food Zor boy will become the ulimit in Groove Shark bait.

Which means that Minmei will become an early widow because Zor dies from massive heart failure due to weight gain and dispite what she may think rectal force feeding does NOT count as " Killing with kindness. "

Minmei: "Eeeewwww...I don't think so."
Lisa: "Like you even have any standards."

Minmei: "Eeeewwww...I don't think so."
Lisa: "Like you even have any standards."

And all the while Lisa and Minmei are aruging Rick is laughing his ass off as he mentally kicks his own ass for having fallen for minmei in the first place.

Minmei: "Eeeewwww...I don't think so."
Lisa: "Like you even have any standards."

And all the while Lisa and Minmei are aruging Rick is laughing his ass off as he mentally kicks his own ass for having fallen for minmei in the first place.

There's a fanfiction called 'Second Chances' where the SDF-3 was destroyed by the Haydonites, but Rick, Lisa, and several others get sent back to become their younger selves at Macross Island....Minmei gets rescued by Max, Rick and Lisa hook up early(but resolved to befriend Minmei), and they utterly gprk Roy's brain with their personality shifts. Oh, and the SDF-1 gets to keep its Fold Drives this time around....

Following the story, love it!

Minmei: "Eeeewwww...I don't think so."
Lisa: "Like you even have any standards."

And all the while Lisa and Minmei are aruging Rick is laughing his ass off as he mentally kicks his own ass for having fallen for minmei in the first place.

There's a fanfiction called 'Second Chances' where the SDF-3 was destroyed by the Haydonites, but Rick, Lisa, and several others get sent back to become their younger selves at Macross Island....Minmei gets rescued by Max, Rick and Lisa hook up early(but resolved to befriend Minmei), and they utterly gprk Roy's brain with their personality shifts. Oh, and the SDF-1 gets to keep its Fold Drives this time around....

Hehehe!, is that fiction on the same fanfic site as the other fan fictions you have pointed me to?

Yes!

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "WHAT THE HELL?! SERIOUSLY?! I still don't.get a boyfriend?!"

[taalismn]

Minmei: "WHAT THE HELL?! SERIOUSLY?! I still don't.get a boyfriend?!"

Ben goes by whistling "My Boyfriend's a Buckethead...."

[SRoss]

Minmei: "WHAT THE HELL?! SERIOUSLY?! I still don't.get a boyfriend?!"

Suddenly every unattached male (and some of the females) in the multiverse feels a chill run down their spine.

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "WHAT THE HELL?! SERIOUSLY?! I still don't.get a boyfriend?!"

Minmei: "WHAT THE HELL?! SERIOUSLY?! I still don't.get a boyfriend?!"

Ben goes by whistling "My Boyfriend's a Buckethead...."

Minmei: "WHAT THE HELL?! SERIOUSLY?! I still don't.get a boyfriend?!"

Suddenly every unattached male (and some of the females) in the multiverse feels a chill run down their spine.

[Kargan3033]

Minmei: "WHAT THE HELL?! SERIOUSLY?! I still don't.get a boyfriend?!"

And just to be a pr**k Rick sends B.O.B. to Minmei as payback for the emotional upheaval she had caused him when they were *Dating* without the first B.

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

[Chronicler]

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

Chronicler: "Should I continue my fan-fic?"

Rick: "That would be nice."

[taalismn]

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

Ironically, she starts with the guy who's set out to INSULT every living being in the universe.
"Lynn Minmei?"
"Yes?"
"You're a tramp, a knee-biter, a patheYYYYUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!"(puts down chainsaw)"I'm NOT in the mood for this $#!+."
"*...whimper...*"

[SRoss]

In the Master's chamber, the silhouetted and cloaked triumvirate observes the clone's approach.

Elder #1: "Karno! We have a very important mission for you and your brothers."

A small mechanical arm hands him a picture of Lynn Minmei...

Elder #2: "It's important you capture this micronian woman."

Elder #3: "To accomplish this mission ... We've given you this weapon..."

Karno: (Opening the box as he and his brothers are teleported to Earth) "Wait this is a box of wet celery!?!"

Meanwhile, Musica and her sisters high five as they take off their Elder robes.

[Kargan3033]

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

Which only serves to highlight her critical lack of intelligence and reasoning, that being if she did deball all men then there would be no boyfriend for her or anyother women which would only lead to her slow and bloody death at the hands of other outraged women over the loss of their nookie time with their beloved men.

[Arnie100]

(Bridge of the Zentraedi Flagship...)

Breetai: "Exedore! What is this 'castration' the Micronian woman spoke of?!"
Exedore: "Well; Milord, it involves the painful removal of the primary male or --"
Breetai: "I see. We shall ignore this Micronian and continue our mission...ELSEWEHERE."
Exedore: "A most WISE decision, Milord..."
Zentraedi Bridge Crew: "Whew..." (Hands go back to working their consoles after covering a certain spot)
Breetai: "We will; however, send KHYRON on a special mission."
Exedore: "Very GOOD, Milord."

[taalismn]

Ah yes, even if she can't/won't sing, Minmei has a decisive effect on the First Robotech War.
Not entirely useless, is she?

[Kargan3033]

Ah yes, even if she can't/won't sing, Minmei has a decisive effect on the First Robotech War.
Not entirely useless, is she?

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[Kargan3033]

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

*Rick walks into Minmei's room with a company of heavly armed troopers and a freshly grown Minmei clone via a zent cloaning tank*

Rick:" Minmei I only have one thing to say to you, go and **** yourself! "

*Back at the house Rick is snuggling up with Lisa in bed*

Rick:" Lisa my love I can see why you get off on tormenting Minmei, it is a great stress releaver. "

Lisa:" Rick don't you think that you are going too far? "

Rick:" Hell no, it's thanks to her leading me on and messing with my feelings that kept us apart for so long, not to mention the emotional hell she put you through, I really don't mind her toying with me like that all that much, but she crossed the line in making you misrable. "

*Lisa with tears of love and joy in her eyes*" Oh Rick! "

[taalismn]

Aaaannndddd Rick finally gets off a 'The Reasons You Suck' speech*...

*BLESS TV Tropes!

[Kargan3033]

Aaaannndddd Rick finally gets off a 'The Reasons You Suck' speech*...

*BLESS TV Tropes!

Amen and pass the ammo.

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "They make Minmei clones?!"
Kyle: "Yes!!" (Hi-fives Edwards)

(Sounds of knives being unsheathed and the castration begins...for some people)

[Kargan3033]

Edwards: "They make Minmei clones?!"
Kyle: "Yes!!" (Hi-fives Edwards)

(Sounds of knives being unsheathed)

This is why biotech(human or alien)along with massive amouts of random insanty spells the doom of the univerce at large, or a great set up for all sorts of fun games with the vast bulk of humanty.

[Arnie100]

(Down below...)

Charon: "What the HADES are you?!"
"We're Kyle and Edwards'...you KNOW..."
Charon: "You're really...TINY. I can't believe I'm talking to a couple of -- "

[Kargan3033]

(Down below...)

Charon: "What the HADES are you?!"
"We're Kyle and Edwards'...you KNOW..."
Charon: "You're really...TINY. I can't believe I'm talking to a couple of -- "

Beware! micro Kyle/Ewards stalks your dungeon!

[Arnie100]

(Down below...)

Charon: "What the HADES are you?!"
"We're Kyle and Edwards'...you KNOW..."
Charon: "You're really...TINY. I can't believe I'm talking to a couple of -- "

Beware! micro Kyle/Ewards stalks your dungeon!

That's not what they are...what do you think the Minmei clones castrated?

[taalismn]

That's not what they are...what do you think the Minmei clones castrated?

It's what's left of them ego-wise after the removal of their...equipment...effectively let the air out of them.

Edwards: "You know, Kyle, if she'd done that to you much earlier, you might have enjoyed a long career in a boys' choir...."
Kyle: "Wouldn't talk if I were you, Edwards, given the amounts of animal testosterone you had to take just to grow eyebrows..."

[Kargan3033]

(Down below...)

Charon: "What the HADES are you?!"
"We're Kyle and Edwards'...you KNOW..."
Charon: "You're really...TINY. I can't believe I'm talking to a couple of -- "

Beware! micro Kyle/Ewards stalks your dungeon!

That's not what they are...what do you think the Minmei clones castrated?

The joke still works if you think about it.

Hmm a RT/Dungeon Keeper 1&2 crossover now that would be twisted.

There would be some pretty intesting fights between the RT females to see who would be the Mistress.

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "WHAT THE HELL?! SERIOUSLY?! I still don't.get a boyfriend?!"

And just to be a pr**k Rick sends B.O.B. to Minmei as payback for the emotional upheaval she had caused him when they were *Dating* without the first B.

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

Chronicler: "Should I continue my fan-fic?"

Rick: "That would be nice."

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

Ironically, she starts with the guy who's set out to INSULT every living being in the universe.
"Lynn Minmei?"
"Yes?"
"You're a tramp, a knee-biter, a patheYYYYUUUGGGHHHHHHH!!!"(puts down chainsaw)"I'm NOT in the mood for this $#!+."
"*...whimper...*"

In the Master's chamber, the silhouetted and cloaked triumvirate observes the clone's approach.

Elder #1: "Karno! We have a very important mission for you and your brothers."

A small mechanical arm hands him a picture of Lynn Minmei...

Elder #2: "It's important you capture this micronian woman."

Elder #3: "To accomplish this mission ... We've given you this weapon..."

Karno: (Opening the box as he and his brothers are teleported to Earth) "Wait this is a box of wet celery!?!"

Meanwhile, Musica and her sisters high five as they take off their Elder robes.

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

Which only serves to highlight her critical lack of intelligence and reasoning, that being if she did deball all men then there would be no boyfriend for her or anyother women which would only lead to her slow and bloody death at the hands of other outraged women over the loss of their nookie time with their beloved men.

(Bridge of the Zentraedi Flagship...)

Breetai: "Exedore! What is this 'castration' the Micronian woman spoke of?!"
Exedore: "Well; Milord, it involves the painful removal of the primary male or --"
Breetai: "I see. We shall ignore this Micronian and continue our mission...ELSEWEHERE."
Exedore: "A most WISE decision, Milord..."
Zentraedi Bridge Crew: "Whew..." (Hands go back to working their consoles after covering a certain spot)
Breetai: "We will; however, send KHYRON on a special mission."
Exedore: "Very GOOD, Milord."

Ah yes, even if she can't/won't sing, Minmei has a decisive effect on the First Robotech War.
Not entirely useless, is she?

Ah yes, even if she can't/won't sing, Minmei has a decisive effect on the First Robotech War.
Not entirely useless, is she?

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[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "I swear I'm gonna castrate the entire male population if I don't get a boyfriend and SOON."
Entire Male Population:

*Rick walks into Minmei's room with a company of heavly armed troopers and a freshly grown Minmei clone via a zent cloaning tank*

Rick:" Minmei I only have one thing to say to you, go and **** yourself! "

*Back at the house Rick is snuggling up with Lisa in bed*

Rick:" Lisa my love I can see why you get off on tormenting Minmei, it is a great stress releaver. "

Lisa:" Rick don't you think that you are going too far? "

Rick:" Hell no, it's thanks to her leading me on and messing with my feelings that kept us apart for so long, not to mention the emotional hell she put you through, I really don't mind her toying with me like that all that much, but she crossed the line in making you misrable. "

*Lisa with tears of love and joy in her eyes*" Oh Rick! "

Aaaannndddd Rick finally gets off a 'The Reasons You Suck' speech*...

*BLESS TV Tropes!

Aaaannndddd Rick finally gets off a 'The Reasons You Suck' speech*...

*BLESS TV Tropes!

Amen and pass the ammo.

Edwards: "They make Minmei clones?!"
Kyle: "Yes!!" (Hi-fives Edwards)

(Sounds of knives being unsheathed and the castration begins...for some people)

Edwards: "They make Minmei clones?!"
Kyle: "Yes!!" (Hi-fives Edwards)

(Sounds of knives being unsheathed)

This is why biotech(human or alien)along with massive amouts of random insanty spells the doom of the univerce at large, or a great set up for all sorts of fun games with the vast bulk of humanty.

(Down below...)

Charon: "What the HADES are you?!"
"We're Kyle and Edwards'...you KNOW..."
Charon: "You're really...TINY. I can't believe I'm talking to a couple of -- "

[Alpha 11]

(Down below...)

Charon: "What the HADES are you?!"
"We're Kyle and Edwards'...you KNOW..."
Charon: "You're really...TINY. I can't believe I'm talking to a couple of -- "

Beware! micro Kyle/Ewards stalks your dungeon!

(Down below...)

Charon: "What the HADES are you?!"
"We're Kyle and Edwards'...you KNOW..."
Charon: "You're really...TINY. I can't believe I'm talking to a couple of -- "

Beware! micro Kyle/Ewards stalks your dungeon!

That's not what they are...what do you think the Minmei clones castrated?

That's not what they are...what do you think the Minmei clones castrated?

It's what's left of them ego-wise after the removal of their...equipment...effectively let the air out of them.

Edwards: "You know, Kyle, if she'd done that to you much earlier, you might have enjoyed a long career in a boys' choir...."
Kyle: "Wouldn't talk if I were you, Edwards, given the amounts of animal testosterone you had to take just to grow eyebrows..."

(Down below...)

Charon: "What the HADES are you?!"
"We're Kyle and Edwards'...you KNOW..."
Charon: "You're really...TINY. I can't believe I'm talking to a couple of -- "

Beware! micro Kyle/Ewards stalks your dungeon!

That's not what they are...what do you think the Minmei clones castrated?

The joke still works if you think about it.

Hmm a RT/Dungeon Keeper 1&2 crossover now that would be twisted.

There would be some pretty intesting fights between the RT females to see who would be the Mistress.

[taalismn]

"Girls, it;s just a GAME-"
"Shut up and keep playing! We're ALL staying here until I score a Critical!!!"
"...i really need to use the bathroom..."
"Hold it until your teeth flood! And ROLL your turn!"