Robotech Blooper Reels

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:20 pm

taalismn wrote:"Girls, it;s just a GAME-"
"Shut up and keep playing! We're ALL staying here until I score a Critical!!!"
"...i really need to use the bathroom..."
"Hold it until your teeth flood! And ROLL your turn!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 11:49 pm

taalismn wrote:"Girls, it;s just a GAME-"
"Shut up and keep playing! We're ALL staying here until I score a Critical!!!"
"...i really need to use the bathroom..."
"Hold it until your teeth flood! And ROLL your turn!"

"Damn...did I just roll a 1?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:10 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Damn...did I just roll a 1?!"

"Let me see the GM's notes! I'm PRETTY sure you can't go blackhole diving on a critical fumble for trying to swat a mosquito off your nose!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:42 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

"Damn...did I just roll a 1?!"

"Let me see the GM's notes! I'm PRETTY sure you can't go blackhole diving on a critical fumble for trying to swat a mosquito off your nose!"

Ya critical fumbles do suck.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:14 pm

Minmei: "Wait, I have a NEGATIVE dating skill stat????!!!!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 9:38 pm

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Wait, I have a NEGATIVE dating skill stat????!!!!"

Rick: " Hey Lisa my love it's Minimei's birthday today I was thinking of getting her a gift. "

Lisa:" Why would you do that for? "

Rick: " Just to make her even more misrable then she already is. "

Lisa:" Oh what did you have in mind? "

*Rick holding up a box with small holes in the sides*

Rick:" It's the crazy old lady cat starter kit. "

Lisa:" Rick that's just plan cruel! "

Rick: " I know but can you really say that there is such a thing as going too far when comes to making that dirty rotten **** suffer? "

Lisa: " Hang on I'll get the keys to the car. "

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 11:01 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Girls, it;s just a GAME-"
"Shut up and keep playing! We're ALL staying here until I score a Critical!!!"
"...i really need to use the bathroom..."
"Hold it until your teeth flood! And ROLL your turn!"

"Damn...did I just roll a 1?!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

"Damn...did I just roll a 1?!"

"Let me see the GM's notes! I'm PRETTY sure you can't go blackhole diving on a critical fumble for trying to swat a mosquito off your nose!"

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

"Damn...did I just roll a 1?!"

"Let me see the GM's notes! I'm PRETTY sure you can't go blackhole diving on a critical fumble for trying to swat a mosquito off your nose!"

Ya critical fumbles do suck.

Yep!

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Wait, I have a NEGATIVE dating skill stat????!!!!"

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Wait, I have a NEGATIVE dating skill stat????!!!!"

Rick: " Hey Lisa my love it's Minimei's birthday today I was thinking of getting her a gift. "

Lisa:" Why would you do that for? "

Rick: " Just to make her even more misrable then she already is. "

Lisa:" Oh what did you have in mind? "

*Rick holding up a box with small holes in the sides*

Rick:" It's the crazy old lady cat starter kit. "

Lisa:" Rick that's just plan cruel! "

Rick: " I know but can you really say that there is such a thing as going too far when comes to making that dirty rotten **** suffer? "

Lisa: " Hang on I'll get the keys to the car. "

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:43 pm

Edwards: "How do you get negative score in charisma?!"
Kyle: "Because...you don't have any?"
Edwards:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 3:49 pm

Karno: "I GOT EATEN BY A SLIME!?! What the hell does that mean!?!" :badbad:

Corg: "That you're truly pathetic?" :roll:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 7:18 pm

Robotech Master: "What the hell do you mean all THREE of us take critical damage?! Only one of us physically rolled?!"
GM: "'The Three Who Act as One' comes back to bite you in the ass."
RM: "That's a filthy micronian trick and you know it!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:59 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "How do you get negative score in charisma?!"
Kyle: "Because...you don't have any?"
Edwards:

SRoss wrote:Karno: "I GOT EATEN BY A SLIME!?! What the hell does that mean!?!"

Corg: "That you're truly pathetic?"

taalismn wrote:Robotech Master: "What the hell do you mean all THREE of us take critical damage?! Only one of us physically rolled?!"
GM: "'The Three Who Act as One' comes back to bite you in the ass."
RM: "That's a filthy micronian trick and you know it!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 8:25 pm

Edwards: "And this eye, I lost in the Grand Cannon disaster! It was the Hunters' fau-"
Leonard: "Actually he lost it to a self-inflicted wound."
Edwards: "What the -?! LEONARD!"
Leonard: "- he fumbled a roll to feed himself and stabbed himself in the eye with a forkful of linguini..."
Edwards: "LEONARD! I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO MAKE A SKILL ROLL TO EAT DINNER!! DAMN GM!!!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 10:41 pm

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "And this eye, I lost in the Grand Cannon disaster! It was the Hunters' fau-"
Leonard: "Actually he lost it to a self-inflicted wound."
Edwards: "What the -?! LEONARD!"
Leonard: "- he fumbled a roll to feed himself and stabbed himself in the eye with a forkful of linguini..."
Edwards: "LEONARD! I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO MAKE A SKILL ROLL TO EAT DINNER!! DAMN GM!!!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Apr 04, 2015 11:57 pm

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "And this eye, I lost in the Grand Cannon disaster! It was the Hunters' fau-"
Leonard: "Actually he lost it to a self-inflicted wound."
Edwards: "What the -?! LEONARD!"
Leonard: "- he fumbled a roll to feed himself and stabbed himself in the eye with a forkful of linguini..."
Edwards: "LEONARD! I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO MAKE A SKILL ROLL TO EAT DINNER!! DAMN GM!!!"

" You know you are a hard core role play gamer when... "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 8:06 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Edwards: "And this eye, I lost in the Grand Cannon disaster! It was the Hunters' fau-"
Leonard: "Actually he lost it to a self-inflicted wound."
Edwards: "What the -?! LEONARD!"
Leonard: "- he fumbled a roll to feed himself and stabbed himself in the eye with a forkful of linguini..."
Edwards: "LEONARD! I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO MAKE A SKILL ROLL TO EAT DINNER!! DAMN GM!!!"

" You know you are a hard core role play gamer when... "

"Oh, you are NOT going to make me roll for THAT! Just NO!"
"Because you're afraid of a fumble?"
"Because I REALLY don't want to know what you consider a Critical Success bowel movement..." :badbad:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:04 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Edwards: "And this eye, I lost in the Grand Cannon disaster! It was the Hunters' fau-"
Leonard: "Actually he lost it to a self-inflicted wound."
Edwards: "What the -?! LEONARD!"
Leonard: "- he fumbled a roll to feed himself and stabbed himself in the eye with a forkful of linguini..."
Edwards: "LEONARD! I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO MAKE A SKILL ROLL TO EAT DINNER!! DAMN GM!!!"

" You know you are a hard core role play gamer when... "

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Edwards: "And this eye, I lost in the Grand Cannon disaster! It was the Hunters' fau-"
Leonard: "Actually he lost it to a self-inflicted wound."
Edwards: "What the -?! LEONARD!"
Leonard: "- he fumbled a roll to feed himself and stabbed himself in the eye with a forkful of linguini..."
Edwards: "LEONARD! I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO MAKE A SKILL ROLL TO EAT DINNER!! DAMN GM!!!"

" You know you are a hard core role play gamer when... "

"Oh, you are NOT going to make me roll for THAT! Just NO!"
"Because you're afraid of a fumble?"
"Because I REALLY don't want to know what you consider a Critical Success bowel movement..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 10:41 pm

"How do you roll a double one?!"
"With two dice?"
"Har har."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:29 am

Arnie100 wrote:"How do you roll a double one?!"
"With two dice?"
"Har har."

When you roll a double critical failure you KNOW you p***ed off the gods of gaming.

Remember FEAR the DM/GM for the control your fate.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 7:37 pm

"FOLD DRIVE FAILURE????!!! WE DON'T EVEN -HAVE- A FOLD DRIVE!!!"
"Told 'ya you shouldn't have pouched the GM's last Mountain Dew."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Mon Apr 06, 2015 10:22 pm

taalismn wrote:"FOLD DRIVE FAILURE????!!! WE DON'T EVEN -HAVE- A FOLD DRIVE!!!"
"Told 'ya you shouldn't have pouched the GM's last Mountain Dew."

Or pouching the GM's last piece of beef jerky will lead to a fate too horrfiying for the minds of all the insane gods to comprehend. :mrgreen:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 1:04 am

If the GM bought the pizza, DO NOT TAKE THE LAST SLICE ON PAIN OF DEATH.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:55 am

Arnie100 wrote:If the GM bought the pizza, DO NOT TAKE THE LAST SLICE ON PAIN OF DEATH.

That is so true, remember people 99.99% of charater deaths are caused by a hungry and p***ed off DM/GM

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:19 pm

That's why, in this thread, Sean Phillips and Angelo Dante have shown AWESOME genre-savvy by bringing pizza and beer to every GM'ed game they've been invited to/drafted into. They KNOW the wisdom of feeding the GM-godbeing.

Others in the Blooper'verse have made the mistake of offering blood sacrifice for preferential treatment. This has backfired badly because they've inevitably sacrificed T.R. Edwards, Lynn Kyle, Corg, Karno, and occasionally Senator Russo...all of whose blood sacrifice value is like trying to buy a starship with Vientnamese dong(the relative value of which means you'd likely have to fork over so many of the banknotes such that their mass would equal that of the Moon).

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 5:36 pm

"Alright! Which of you two ate the last slice of pizza?!"
Edwards: "Uhm..." (Points at Kyle)
Kyle: "Traitor!" (Pizza sauce still on lips)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 6:53 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Alright! Which of you two ate the last slice of pizza?!"
Edwards: "Uhm..." (Points at Kyle)
Kyle: "Traitor!" (Pizza sauce still on lips)

"Due to a higher than normal rate of pilferage of my pizza, I've had this pie, which I have specifically told the lot of you NOT TO EAT, and wrapped in biohazard tape and multiple warning stickers a blind man could see beyond the curvature of the Earth on an overcast day, laced with a highly toxic substance that, through long exposure and desensitization, I am wholly immune to. And yet, despite this, half of my pizza is already gone without me touching it!"
"Ah...I just remembered something....gotta go pick up something...like a stomach pump..."
"I remembered something too...sick relative..gotta go visit...emergency room..."
"...I can't feel my legs...."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:10 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Alright! Which of you two ate the last slice of pizza?!"
Edwards: "Uhm..." (Points at Kyle)
Kyle: "Traitor!" (Pizza sauce still on lips)

"Due to a higher than normal rate of pilferage of my pizza, I've had this pie, which I have specifically told the lot of you NOT TO EAT, and wrapped in biohazard tape and multiple warning stickers a blind man could see beyond the curvature of the Earth on an overcast day, laced with a highly toxic substance that, through long exposure and desensitization, I am wholly immune to. And yet, despite this, half of my pizza is already gone without me touching it!"
"Ah...I just remembered something....gotta go pick up something...like a stomach pump..."
"I remembered something too...sick relative..gotta go visit...emergency room..."
"...I can't feel my legs...."

Damn that must some kick ass pizza to have some one ignore the risk to life and limb.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 7:24 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Damn that must some kick ass pizza to have some one ignore the risk to life and limb.

Free food+big appetites = dumbass gluttony.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 9:31 pm

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Damn that must some kick ass pizza to have some one ignore the risk to life and limb.

Free food+big appetites = dumbass gluttony.

Unless you are a DM/GM controled NPC/Monster then the game is an all you can eat buffet of player characters.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 07, 2015 10:54 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Unless you are a DM/GM controled NPC/Monster then the game is an all you can eat buffet of player characters.

PC: "Why is it suddenly raining...barbecue sauce?!" :shock:

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 6:45 am

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Unless you are a DM/GM controled NPC/Monster then the game is an all you can eat buffet of player characters.

PC: "Why is it suddenly raining...barbecue sauce?!"

Cue the Jaws music. :lol:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:04 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"How do you roll a double one?!"
"With two dice?"
"Har har."

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"How do you roll a double one?!"
"With two dice?"
"Har har."

When you roll a double critical failure you KNOW you p***ed off the gods of gaming.

Remember FEAR the DM/GM for the control your fate.

taalismn wrote:"FOLD DRIVE FAILURE????!!! WE DON'T EVEN -HAVE- A FOLD DRIVE!!!"
"Told 'ya you shouldn't have pouched the GM's last Mountain Dew."

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"FOLD DRIVE FAILURE????!!! WE DON'T EVEN -HAVE- A FOLD DRIVE!!!"
"Told 'ya you shouldn't have pouched the GM's last Mountain Dew."

Or pouching the GM's last piece of beef jerky will lead to a fate too horrfiying for the minds of all the insane gods to comprehend.

Arnie100 wrote:If the GM bought the pizza, DO NOT TAKE THE LAST SLICE ON PAIN OF DEATH.

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:If the GM bought the pizza, DO NOT TAKE THE LAST SLICE ON PAIN OF DEATH.

That is so true, remember people 99.99% of charater deaths are caused by a hungry and p***ed off DM/GM

taalismn wrote:That's why, in this thread, Sean Phillips and Angelo Dante have shown AWESOME genre-savvy by bringing pizza and beer to every GM'ed game they've been invited to/drafted into. They KNOW the wisdom of feeding the GM-godbeing.

Others in the Blooper'verse have made the mistake of offering blood sacrifice for preferential treatment. This has backfired badly because they've inevitably sacrificed T.R. Edwards, Lynn Kyle, Corg, Karno, and occasionally Senator Russo...all of whose blood sacrifice value is like trying to buy a starship with Vientnamese dong(the relative value of which means you'd likely have to fork over so many of the banknotes such that their mass would equal that of the Moon).

Arnie100 wrote:"Alright! Which of you two ate the last slice of pizza?!"
Edwards: "Uhm..." (Points at Kyle)
Kyle: "Traitor!" (Pizza sauce still on lips)

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Alright! Which of you two ate the last slice of pizza?!"
Edwards: "Uhm..." (Points at Kyle)
Kyle: "Traitor!" (Pizza sauce still on lips)

"Due to a higher than normal rate of pilferage of my pizza, I've had this pie, which I have specifically told the lot of you NOT TO EAT, and wrapped in biohazard tape and multiple warning stickers a blind man could see beyond the curvature of the Earth on an overcast day, laced with a highly toxic substance that, through long exposure and desensitization, I am wholly immune to. And yet, despite this, half of my pizza is already gone without me touching it!"
"Ah...I just remembered something....gotta go pick up something...like a stomach pump..."
"I remembered something too...sick relative..gotta go visit...emergency room..."
"...I can't feel my legs...."

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Alright! Which of you two ate the last slice of pizza?!"
Edwards: "Uhm..." (Points at Kyle)
Kyle: "Traitor!" (Pizza sauce still on lips)

"Due to a higher than normal rate of pilferage of my pizza, I've had this pie, which I have specifically told the lot of you NOT TO EAT, and wrapped in biohazard tape and multiple warning stickers a blind man could see beyond the curvature of the Earth on an overcast day, laced with a highly toxic substance that, through long exposure and desensitization, I am wholly immune to. And yet, despite this, half of my pizza is already gone without me touching it!"
"Ah...I just remembered something....gotta go pick up something...like a stomach pump..."
"I remembered something too...sick relative..gotta go visit...emergency room..."
"...I can't feel my legs...."

Damn that must some kick ass pizza to have some one ignore the risk to life and limb.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:05 pm

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Damn that must some kick ass pizza to have some one ignore the risk to life and limb.

Free food+big appetites = dumbass gluttony.

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Damn that must some kick ass pizza to have some one ignore the risk to life and limb.

Free food+big appetites = dumbass gluttony.

Unless you are a DM/GM controled NPC/Monster then the game is an all you can eat buffet of player characters.

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Unless you are a DM/GM controled NPC/Monster then the game is an all you can eat buffet of player characters.

PC: "Why is it suddenly raining...barbecue sauce?!"

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Unless you are a DM/GM controled NPC/Monster then the game is an all you can eat buffet of player characters.

PC: "Why is it suddenly raining...barbecue sauce?!"

Cue the Jaws music.

And you know you've gone to for with the GM when this happens: http://daily-steampunk.com/steampunk-bl ... armour.jpg

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:02 am

Alpha 11 wrote: And you know you've gone to for with the GM when this happens: http://daily-steampunk.com/steampunk-bl ... armour.jpg

" The Dark Gods frown on your sheniagins! "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 1:08 pm

"Force Choke across gaming table."
"LOOK OUT!!!KILLER GM!!!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:51 pm

taalismn wrote:"Force Choke across gaming table."
"LOOK OUT!!!KILLER GM!!!"

Ya that does have it's apeal but for me I like the classic real life Killer Dungeon myself, my younger brother Arcade says I have a real talent for crafting them. :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 2:55 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Force Choke across gaming table."
"LOOK OUT!!!KILLER GM!!!"

Ya that does have it's apeal but for me I like the classic real life Killer Dungeon myself, my younger brother Arcade says I have a real talent for crafting them.

Real Life Physics are the real PC Killing B****. :twisted:

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 3:07 pm

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Force Choke across gaming table."
"LOOK OUT!!!KILLER GM!!!"

Ya that does have it's apeal but for me I like the classic real life Killer Dungeon myself, my younger brother Arcade says I have a real talent for crafting them.

Real Life Physics are the real PC Killing B****.

That they are and best of all most of them are so simple that even a first stage Invid can use them.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 09, 2015 10:00 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote: And you know you've gone to for with the GM when this happens: http://daily-steampunk.com/steampunk-bl ... armour.jpg

" The Dark Gods frown on your sheniagins! "

taalismn wrote:"Force Choke across gaming table."
"LOOK OUT!!!KILLER GM!!!"

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Force Choke across gaming table."
"LOOK OUT!!!KILLER GM!!!"

Ya that does have it's apeal but for me I like the classic real life Killer Dungeon myself, my younger brother Arcade says I have a real talent for crafting them.

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Force Choke across gaming table."
"LOOK OUT!!!KILLER GM!!!"

Ya that does have it's apeal but for me I like the classic real life Killer Dungeon myself, my younger brother Arcade says I have a real talent for crafting them.

Real Life Physics are the real PC Killing B****.

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Force Choke across gaming table."
"LOOK OUT!!!KILLER GM!!!"

Ya that does have it's apeal but for me I like the classic real life Killer Dungeon myself, my younger brother Arcade says I have a real talent for crafting them.

Real Life Physics are the real PC Killing B****.

That they are and best of all most of them are so simple that even a first stage Invid can use them.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 7:12 pm

Kyle: "Let's get out of here!!! Ow! Ouch! Help! I'm crippled!!!"

GM: "Say what you will... D4's make excellent caltrops." :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:00 pm

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Let's get out of here!!! Ow! Ouch! Help! I'm crippled!!!"

GM: "Say what you will... D4's make excellent caltrops."

And thousand-sided make good catapult ammo.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 8:42 pm

"Damn...AGAIN!!!"
"Ohhhh...every roll of yours was a ONE, Kyle??"
"Oh...NO. That was 12 DICE...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:24 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Damn...AGAIN!!!"
"Ohhhh...every roll of yours was a ONE, Kyle??"
"Oh...NO. That was 12 DICE...

He always rolls with SERIOUS penalties....He dreads any rolls with a d4 r d6, since it raises the almost certainty he'll get a NEGATIVE score.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:49 am

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Let's get out of here!!! Ow! Ouch! Help! I'm crippled!!!"

GM: "Say what you will... D4's make excellent caltrops."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Let's get out of here!!! Ow! Ouch! Help! I'm crippled!!!"

GM: "Say what you will... D4's make excellent caltrops."

And thousand-sided make good catapult ammo.

Arnie100 wrote:"Damn...AGAIN!!!"
"Ohhhh...every roll of yours was a ONE, Kyle??"
"Oh...NO. That was 12 DICE...

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Damn...AGAIN!!!"
"Ohhhh...every roll of yours was a ONE, Kyle??"
"Oh...NO. That was 12 DICE...

He always rolls with SERIOUS penalties....He dreads any rolls with a d4 r d6, since it raises the almost certainty he'll get a NEGATIVE score.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 7:59 pm

Khyron: "I don't mind losing..."
Kyle: "That's because you play strip-D&D with your WIFE."
Khyron: "Yep....."

Kyle: "Smug bastard..." :nh:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:01 pm

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "I don't mind losing..."
Kyle: "That's because you play strip-D&D with your WIFE."
Khyron: "Yep....."
Kyle: "Smug bastard..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:05 am

Khyron: "At least I've got a woman! Wait...Kyle, have you ever kissed a girl who wasn't your cousin?"
Minmei: "Oh, God...don't remind me..." (Runs to the bathroom, followed by the sound of someone throwing up)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:39 pm

Lynn Kyle: The Lost Years
Or: "What I Was Doing Before I Got Kicked Out of College and Found My Way to the SDF-1."

Female Voice: "...just what were we drinking?"
Kyle: "...I dunno...but it's green..."
Female Voice(same as before): "....dear god, I think the building's on fire..."
Kyle:"...that's the sun. I think we're outside..."
FV: "....my head hurts..."
Kyle: ".....mine too..."
FV: "...serious hangover...."
Kyle: "..agreed..."
FV: "....next question..."
Kyle: "..I hate pop quizzes..."
FV: "...are you wearing pants?"
Kyle: "...I don't think so..."
FV: "...okay...where are MY pants?..."
Kyle: "...dunno....you're not wearing them?"
FV: "...my headache just got worse..."
Kyle: "...mine too..."
FV: "...blame it on the military?"
Kyle: "...yeah....that works for me..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Apr 14, 2015 11:03 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Khyron: "At least I've got a woman! Wait...Kyle, have you ever kissed a girl who wasn't your cousin?"
Minmei: "Oh, God...don't remind me..." (Runs to the bathroom, followed by the sound of someone throwing up)

taalismn wrote:Lynn Kyle: The Lost Years
Or: "What I Was Doing Before I Got Kicked Out of College and Found My Way to the SDF-1."

Female Voice: "...just what were we drinking?"
Kyle: "...I dunno...but it's green..."
Female Voice(same as before): "....dear god, I think the building's on fire..."
Kyle:"...that's the sun. I think we're outside..."
FV: "....my head hurts..."
Kyle: ".....mine too..."
FV: "...serious hangover...."
Kyle: "..agreed..."
FV: "....next question..."
Kyle: "..I hate pop quizzes..."
FV: "...are you wearing pants?"
Kyle: "...I don't think so..."
FV: "...okay...where are MY pants?..."
Kyle: "...dunno....you're not wearing them?"
FV: "...my headache just got worse..."
Kyle: "...mine too..."
FV: "...blame it on the military?"
Kyle: "...yeah....that works for me..."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 7:39 am

taalismn wrote:Lynn Kyle: The Lost Years
Or: "What I Was Doing Before I Got Kicked Out of College and Found My Way to the SDF-1."

Female Voice: "...just what were we drinking?"
Kyle: "...I dunno...but it's green..."
Female Voice(same as before): "....dear god, I think the building's on fire..."
Kyle:"...that's the sun. I think we're outside..."
FV: "....my head hurts..."
Kyle: ".....mine too..."
FV: "...serious hangover...."
Kyle: "..agreed..."
FV: "....next question..."
Kyle: "..I hate pop quizzes..."
FV: "...are you wearing pants?"
Kyle: "...I don't think so..."
FV: "...okay...where are MY pants?..."
Kyle: "...dunno....you're not wearing them?"
FV: "...my headache just got worse..."
Kyle: "...mine too..."
FV: "...blame it on the military?"
Kyle: "...yeah....that works for me..."

Heh, sounds like some one was having a 60's moment.

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 9:09 am

Things Dr. Lang did that people wish he didn't do (but he did anyways):

1. Creating the "perfect" Pollinator:

"Dr. the botanical garden called, they're suing you for introducing multiple invasive animals."

"But I only made one O_o"

2. Going on a drunken binge and somehow made a miracle:

Gloval: "What do you mean he doesn't remember how he made another Matrix!"

Intern: "He did it in a drunken haze."

Gloval: "Maybe he will remember how if we give him enough like last time."

Intern: "By the time he makes the fifth one we would run out of booze."

Gloval: "In town?"

Intern: "In the world."