Robotech Blooper Reels

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 02, 2015 11:29 pm

taalismn wrote:Scott: "I can't believe it! Wolfe wouldn't sell us out for protoculture!"
Wolfe: "I did it to save more lives..."
Rand: " He wasn't. This isn't protoculture, Scott. It's a six pack of brewski..."
Wolfe:(sweatdropping) "Okay...so I indulge myself a little every now and then...."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 03, 2015 2:08 pm

Rand: "And the bag of cannabis?"
Wolfe: "... they're for my glaucoma..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 03, 2015 11:33 pm

taalismn wrote:Rand: "And the bag of cannabis?"
Wolfe: "... they're for my glaucoma..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 04, 2015 7:24 pm

"...and the porn magazines?"

"For my ED."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 05, 2015 12:34 am

taalismn wrote:"...and the porn magazines?"
"For my ED."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 05, 2015 6:13 pm

Rand: "So the great hero is so broken down physically he's selling out his men for remedies to his inconvenience pains?"
Wolfe: "Not inconvenience to me! They're bloody serious, you punk! And yeah, I had to do it! So, what you gonna do about it, huh? Kill me? You'll have every loyalist soldier back at Soldiertown after your sorry@$$ if they ever learn you killed me! You can't haul me back and try to try me either, because nobody would believe you! You got NOTHING on me!"
Rand: "He's right..."
Scott: "Damnit! Why I'd like to-"
Annie: "Hi, guys! What's up?"
Rand: "..and lo, heaven provided..." :angel:

Scott: "..feel sorry for you, Wolfe, for what you are about to receive."
Wolfe: "'Sorry'? What do you mean, 'feel sorry'? What are you talking about? And where'd the rugrat come from?"
Scott: "Rand, you wanna fill in Annie about what we just learned about Col. Wolfe?"
Rand: "Gladly. What will you be doing?"
Scott: "Looking the other way."

Wolfe: :shock:

"...what the HELL...?"
Charon: <"That was the business end of a draconic eldritch monstrosity. Can you feel your phantom legs yet? If so, if you'll step over here..?">

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 05, 2015 8:54 pm

Charon: <"Of course if you think that looked bad. You should have seen what you looked like coming out the other end. Let me tell you, THAT Invid Scout is gonna be scarred for life...">

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 05, 2015 10:14 pm

taalismn wrote:Rand: "So the great hero is so broken down physically he's selling out his men for remedies to his inconvenience pains?"
Wolfe: "Not inconvenience to me! They're bloody serious, you punk! And yeah, I had to do it! So, what you gonna do about it, huh? Kill me? You'll have every loyalist soldier back at Soldiertown after your sorry@$$ if they ever learn you killed me! You can't haul me back and try to try me either, because nobody would believe you! You got NOTHING on me!"
Rand: "He's right..."
Scott: "Damnit! Why I'd like to-"
Annie: "Hi, guys! What's up?"
Rand: "..and lo, heaven provided..."
Scott: "..feel sorry for you, Wolfe, for what you are about to receive."
Wolfe: "'Sorry'? What do you mean, 'feel sorry'? What are you talking about? And where'd the rugrat come from?"
Scott: "Rand, you wanna fill in Annie about what we just learned about Col. Wolfe?"
Rand: "Gladly. What will you be doing?"
Scott: "Looking the other way."

Wolfe: "...what the HELL...?"
Charon: <"That was the business end of a draconic eldritch monstrosity. Can you feel your phantom legs yet? If so, if you'll step over here..?">

SRoss wrote:Charon: <"Of course if you think that looked bad. You should have seen what you looked like coming out the other end. Let me tell you, THAT Invid Scout is gonna be scarred for life...">

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 05, 2015 10:48 pm

Rook: "Hey Annie! Cool looking shades! Where'd you get them?"
Annie:

"Lunch."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed May 06, 2015 9:56 pm

Corg: "Some days I truly regret being in a hive mind."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 06, 2015 11:25 pm

taalismn wrote:Rook: "Hey Annie! Cool looking shades! Where'd you get them?"
Annie: "Lunch."

SRoss wrote:Corg: "Some days I truly regret being in a hive mind."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 08, 2015 2:31 pm

Macross Deleted Scene

Cut to Dolza's interrogation...

Dolza: "Micronians... Demonstrate this Kissing?"

Lisa: "Lieutenant Hunter, I order you to kiss me."

Rick: "No mam! I won't do it."

Ben: "I'll do it!!!" :mrgreen:

Lisa: "Oh, hell no!!!"

Lisa reaches off screen grabbing Minmei, who was sitting reading her script, pulling her on screen, bending her back and kissing her full on the lips ... with tongue!!!

Cast & Crew: :shock:

Director: "Um. Cut!" :-?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 08, 2015 7:55 pm

Soldiertown, New Generation:
Random Soldier Dude: "Hey, halt there!"
Lancer: "Oh damn, it's a random soldier dude, and just as we were trying to slip out of town..." :frust:

Scott: "Hello, corporal, what's the matter?"
RSD: "THat's an awfully familiar-looking mustache that young girl is sporting."
Rand:

"Annie...what did we tell you about wearing trophies...?"
Lunk: " It's a girl thing...you know, puberty? You remember puberty? You need to know more? It's when a young girl-"
RSD: :frazz:

"No, that's okay! You just move along..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:30 pm

SRoss wrote:
Macross Deleted Scene

Cut to Dolza's interrogation...

Dolza: "Micronians... Demonstrate this Kissing?"

Lisa: "Lieutenant Hunter, I order you to kiss me."

Rick: "No mam! I won't do it."

Ben: "I'll do it!!!"

Lisa: "Oh, hell no!!!"

Lisa reaches off screen grabbing Minmei, who was sitting reading her script, pulling her on screen, bending her back and kissing her full on the lips ... with tongue!!!

Cast & Crew:

Director: "Um. Cut!"

taalismn wrote:Soldiertown, New Generation:
Random Soldier Dude: "Hey, halt there!"
Lancer: "Oh damn, it's a random soldier dude, and just as we were trying to slip out of town..."
Scott: "Hello, corporal, what's the matter?"
RSD: "THat's an awfully familiar-looking mustache that young girl is sporting."
Rand: "Annie...what did we tell you about wearing trophies...?"
Lunk: " It's a girl thing...you know, puberty? You remember puberty? You need to know more? It's when a young girl-"
RSD: "No, that's okay! You just move along..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat May 09, 2015 7:14 pm

Rejected Battle Cries

"Don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes!" - Karno (Said while battling the Grays)

"I'm behind you all the way!" - Khyron

"We'll choke their rivers with our dead!" - Corg

"First one to see the colour of the Regess' panties wins!" - Zor

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 09, 2015 7:23 pm

SRoss wrote:
Rejected Battle Cries

"We'll give the weaklings the honor of the first shot, just to demonstrate how pathetic they are."-Dolza
"For the secret of soft toilet paper!!!!!"--The Regent
"NO WAY IN HELL AM I PAYING MINMEI ALIMONY!!!-T.R. Edwards

glitterboy2098 · Sat May 09, 2015 8:53 pm

00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 09, 2015 9:54 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite

Translation: "Let's Go!!"

glitterboy2098 · Sat May 09, 2015 10:16 pm

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite

Translation: "Let's Go!!"

actually, it's "Organics are no match for the mechanized might of the Haydonites."

i just always hate the trope of robots who conveniently speak english all the time, even when speaking to other robots..

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 09, 2015 10:37 pm

SRoss wrote:
Rejected Battle Cries

"Don't shoot til you see the whites of their eyes!" - Karno (Said while battling the Grays)

"I'm behind you all the way!" - Khyron

"We'll choke their rivers with our dead!" - Corg

"First one to see the colour of the Regess' panties wins!" - Zor

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Rejected Battle Cries

"We'll give the weaklings the honor of the first shot, just to demonstrate how pathetic they are."-Dolza
"For the secret of soft toilet paper!!!!!"--The Regent
"NO WAY IN HELL AM I PAYING MINMEI ALIMONY!!!-T.R. Edwards

glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite

Translation: "Let's Go!!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:00100010 01001111 01110010 01100111 01100001 01101110 01101001 01100011 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100001 01101110 01101001 01111010 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101101 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001000 01100001 01111001 01100100 01101111 01101110 01101001 01110100 01100101 01110011 00101110 00100010 - Unidentified Haydonite

Translation: "Let's Go!!"

actually, it's "Organics are no match for the mechanized might of the Haydonites."

i just always hate the trope of robots who conveniently speak english all the time, even when speaking to other robots..

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat May 09, 2015 11:05 pm

"We will win for Mother Russia!" - Gloval

"I SAID NO SMOKING!!!" - Sammie

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun May 10, 2015 2:36 pm

"Cry Havoc and let slip the Pollinators of War!" - Cabell

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 10, 2015 3:15 pm

"FOR LACK OF BRAIN BLEACH!!!!"---Zor Prime
"BECAUSE HANGING'S TOO GOOD FOR ME!"---Col. Johnathon Wolfe
"THE CAMERA IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PLASMA BLASTER!!!"---Sue Graham

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun May 10, 2015 5:12 pm

"BRING ME A MAN!!!" - Minmei

"Can I keep them?"

- Annie

"PANTY RAID!!!" - Ben Dixon (Boarding a Quadrono ship)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 10, 2015 8:21 pm

"HUGS AND KISSES!!!"-Miriya
"FLOWERS FOR THE FLOWER GOD!!!" ---Regis
"MACHISMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"---Captain Komodo

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 10, 2015 8:59 pm

SRoss wrote:"We will win for Mother Russia!" - Gloval

"I SAID NO SMOKING!!!" - Sammie

SRoss wrote:"Cry Havoc and let slip the Pollinators of War!" - Cabell

taalismn wrote:"FOR LACK OF BRAIN BLEACH!!!!"---Zor Prime
"BECAUSE HANGING'S TOO GOOD FOR ME!"---Col. Johnathon Wolfe
"THE CAMERA IS MIGHTIER THAN THE PLASMA BLASTER!!!"---Sue Graham

SRoss wrote:"BRING ME A MAN!!!" - Minmei

"Can I keep them?" - Annie

"PANTY RAID!!!" - Ben Dixon (Boarding a Quadrono ship)

taalismn wrote:"HUGS AND KISSES!!!"-Miriya
"FLOWERS FOR THE FLOWER GOD!!!" ---Regis
"MACHISMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"---Captain Komodo

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 10, 2015 10:38 pm

How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:

"Thanks for the flowers, Rick, Lisa..."
"Glad to see you conscious. If you don't mind my asking what happened?"
"Apparently when Miriya was researching ways to kill me she-"
"Worked out on arcade combat games?"
"No. I don't know WHERE she got ahold of the hentai videogames but she tried to kill me with sex..."
"... :shock:

..."
"...

..."
"...doctors are AMAZED I still have sensation in my pelvis, though it was the dehydration that almost did me in..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon May 11, 2015 10:09 am

taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:

(End of the Circle: Prelude)

Gnea: "WANT SNU SNU NOW!"

Angelo: "AGGG! MY PELVIS!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 11, 2015 5:43 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:

(End of the Circle: Prelude)

Gnea: "WANT SNU SNU NOW!"

Angelo: "AGGG! MY PELVIS!!!"

Regis: AFTER YOU'RE DONE. MY TURN.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 11, 2015 10:53 pm

taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:

"Thanks for the flowers, Rick, Lisa..."
"Glad to see you conscious. If you don't mind my asking what happened?"
"Apparently when Miriya was researching ways to kill me she-"
"Worked out on arcade combat games?"
"No. I don't know WHERE she got ahold of the hentai videogames but she tried to kill me with sex..."
"... ..."
"... ..."
"...doctors are AMAZED I still have sensation in my pelvis, though it was the dehydration that almost did me in..."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:

(End of the Circle: Prelude)

Gnea: "WANT SNU SNU NOW!"

Angelo: "AGGG! MY PELVIS!!!"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:How Things Could Have REALLY Gone Pear-shaped:

(End of the Circle: Prelude)

Gnea: "WANT SNU SNU NOW!"

Angelo: "AGGG! MY PELVIS!!!"

Regis: AFTER YOU'RE DONE. MY TURN.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 11, 2015 11:08 pm

Karno:

"SEE!? SEE!? DISCRIMINATION! Earthmen have it EASY!!!! They get sex! I get-
*FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 11, 2015 11:37 pm

taalismn wrote:Karno: "SEE!? SEE!? DISCRIMINATION! Earthmen have it EASY!!!! They get sex! I get-
*FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 12, 2015 2:27 pm

Karno steps out of the clone tank.

Minmei: (Wearing a lace teddy, and nothing else) "Hii lover-boy..."

Karno: :shock:

"WHO KEEPS WRITING THIS @#$%!!!" :badbad:

Elsewhere... a darkened room with computer terminals and multiple empty Petite-Cola lay about three women there...

Musica: "Are we not stinkers, sisters?" :twisted:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 12, 2015 3:43 pm

Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there." :roll:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 12, 2015 5:42 pm

SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there."

"Can you use a flamethrower?"
"..I'm not going to have to wear a t-shirt while I'm using it, am I?"
"No."
"Light it up."

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Tue May 12, 2015 9:58 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there."

"Can you use a flamethrower?"
"..I'm not going to have to wear a t-shirt while I'm using it, am I?"
"No."
"Light it up."

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 12, 2015 10:37 pm

Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg

Cryogenic vapor coming off the right arm? Freeze and fry? Chill and char?

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Tue May 12, 2015 11:26 pm

taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg

Cryogenic vapor coming off the right arm? Freeze and fry? Chill and char?

Starcraft firebat, smoke coming off it... I think :-?

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:08 am

SRoss wrote:Karno steps out of the clone tank.

Minmei: (Wearing a lace teddy, and nothing else) "Hii lover-boy..."

Karno: "WHO KEEPS WRITING THIS @#$%!!!"

Elsewhere... a darkened room with computer terminals and multiple empty Petite-Cola lay about three women there...

Musica: "Are we not stinkers, sisters?"

SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there."

You can also clone the rest of them if you want.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there."

"Can you use a flamethrower?"
"..I'm not going to have to wear a t-shirt while I'm using it, am I?"
"No."
"Light it up."

Chronicler wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Vanessa Leeds: "Hey guys, got anything for me to do?"

Fourth Wall Gang: "Aren't you dead?"

Vanessa: "Hasn't stopped Sammie. Besides, Leonard didn't mention me in his speech in episode 37, so there's no proof I'm dead."

SRoss: "She's got us there."

"Can you use a flamethrower?"
"..I'm not going to have to wear a t-shirt while I'm using it, am I?"
"No."
"Light it up."

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg

Cool....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 13, 2015 12:08 am

taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg

Cryogenic vapor coming off the right arm? Freeze and fry? Chill and char?

Chronicler wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: "Why are you guys giving her that dinky thing? Here Vanessa, use this."
http://wallpapershacker.com/wallpaper/v ... 316827.jpg

Cryogenic vapor coming off the right arm? Freeze and fry? Chill and char?

Starcraft firebat, smoke coming off it... I think

Who cares, it looks cool!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 13, 2015 10:09 pm

Vanessa: "So...you want me to clean out the cutting room?"
SRoss:"Indeed...the floor's covered with cut blooper footage, censored quips, false starts, lame jokes, stale material...it's piling up faster and thicker than plaque in a couch potato's arteries."
Vanessa: "Sweeping up a floor? That sounds sorta...menial..."
Chronicler: "That's why you have the power armor suit."
Vanessa: "Huh?"
SRoss: "The old material's on old cellulose stock and magnetic tape. That stuff gets lit, it goes up like gun cotton. UNless you're fully protected, we're talking MASSIVE flashburns."
Chronicler: "Thank heavens for the switchover to digital media..now all we have to worry about is EMP."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 14, 2015 1:37 pm

"So, Scott, heard you had an attack of 'were-Pollinatoris' a ways back? You feeling better?"
"Yeah, Rand. I'm fine. Whatever it was in that drink Alex gave me, well, it only affects me during a full moon."
"...but Scott, we're ON the Moon right now. Technically it's full ALL the time."
"Rand, I'm pretty sure that's not how it wo*POOF*...yerp?"

It took thirty-six stitches to close all the bite wounds and he'd be off that ankle for a week, but Rand decided it was totally worth it...

glitterboy2098 · Thu May 14, 2015 1:53 pm

hmm.. wouldn't a werecreature on a the moon be effected by the phases of the earth?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 14, 2015 2:48 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. wouldn't a werecreature on a the moon be effected by the phases of the earth?

"Thank god I got Rand's comment out of my head! 'Full moon' indeed! If anything, it would be phases of the Earth instead, like the full Earth right over, ohfu-*POOF!*uuf..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:04 pm

taalismn wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:hmm.. wouldn't a werecreature on a the moon be effected by the phases of the earth?

"Thank god I got Rand's comment out of my head! 'Full moon' indeed! If anything, it would be phases of the Earth instead, like the full Earth right over, ohfu-*POOF!*uuf..."

Ariel: (Sigh) :nh:

"Scott! Walkies!" :love:

Rook: "Wait! Does were-Pollinatoris get passed by bites!?!" :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 14, 2015 4:15 pm

SRoss wrote:
Rook: "Wait! Does were-Pollinatoris get passed by bites!?!"

Rand: "No Rook, I'm sure that's not how that wo-*BAMPF*yip---"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri May 15, 2015 10:21 pm

Rook: "It's so...SMALL..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 16, 2015 11:11 am

Lunk: "Well, look who's in the doghouse."
Rand: ".....rrrrrrrrrr....." :badbad:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun May 17, 2015 5:42 pm

Rook: "I think he'd look better in a hamster.cage."
Rand: "Heeeeyyyyy..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 17, 2015 8:09 pm

*FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER*
:thwak:

Rand: (("Damn you, invisible fencing....!"))