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SRoss wrote:Nova: (Looking at a trooper in a full body cast) "What the hell happened to you?"
GMP Trooper: "I mistook team RWBY for Magical Girls..."
taalismn wrote:"This is my magic wand!"
"...it's a Davy Crockett nuclear mortar...."
"Prepare to Face the Power of Boom-Boom!"
"...more like fast neutrons!"
taalismn wrote:"Come on! I can handle them! Just one shot!"
"Can you hold off on that until I've finished digging my foxhole? Like, when I'm down a good thirty or forty feet?"
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:[
Damn I'll have to look this up thanks for the info, is the " Desperately seeking ranma on Fanfiction.net, as well as the Anime Adventures?
Senshi War-Prank War.
http://addventure.bast-enterprises.de/frecent.php?tag=Senshi+War-Prank+War%21
The related Senshi War is more serious...you might want to back up from the first episode of 'prank war' to get the full impact of how EVIL that universe's version of Serenity is(arguably on a scale with MLP's Conversion Bureau).
"-I'm just going to find a place to hole up, lay low, get buzzed, and wait for the other shoe to drop. If I'm really lucky it will only be people in white coats come to take me to a padded cell and a questionnaire about how I feel about my parents..."taalismn wrote:Sailor Pluto: "oh damn....we've slipped over into the Bloopers..."
Sailor Mars: "Isn't that a GOOD thing? Bloopers are supposed to be FUNNY, and we're not going to get shot at!"
Sailor Pluto: "You don't understand...over in Crossovers they have rules of engagement, protocols, regulations, recognizable patterns...In the Crossovers you can only be scared off, arrested, or shot, and I'm more likely to be put in a straitjacket and pumped full of happy-drugs. Over here, ANYTHING can happen, and the humiliation potential is off the scales...We'd be lucky if ALL that happened to us was getting killed..."
Sailor Mars: "You forget, I've SEEN what happens to the other me over in the Rifts threads...dancing naked in combat? THAT'S humiliation-"
Sailor Pluto: "-it's NOTHING cpmpared to what could happen here-"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
(Karno runs by, on fire and pursued by honeybadgers)
Sailor Pluto:
taalismn wrote:Sailor Pluto: "oh damn....we've slipped over into the Bloopers..."
Sailor Mars: "Isn't that a GOOD thing? Bloopers are supposed to be FUNNY, and we're not going to get shot at!"
Sailor Pluto: "You don't understand...over in Crossovers they have rules of engagement, protocols, regulations, recognizable patterns...In the Crossovers you can only be scared off, arrested, or shot, and I'm more likely to be put in a straitjacket and pumped full of happy-drugs. Over here, ANYTHING can happen, and the humiliation potential is off the scales...We'd be lucky if ALL that happened to us was getting killed..."
Sailor Mars: "You forget, I've SEEN what happens to the other me over in the Rifts threads...dancing naked in combat? THAT'S humiliation-"
Sailor Pluto: "-it's NOTHING cpmpared to what could happen here-"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
(Karno runs by, on fire and pursued by honeybadgers)
Sailor Pluto:
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Sailor Pluto: "oh damn....we've slipped over into the Bloopers..."
Sailor Mars: "Isn't that a GOOD thing? Bloopers are supposed to be FUNNY, and we're not going to get shot at!"
Sailor Pluto: "You don't understand...over in Crossovers they have rules of engagement, protocols, regulations, recognizable patterns...In the Crossovers you can only be scared off, arrested, or shot, and I'm more likely to be put in a straitjacket and pumped full of happy-drugs. Over here, ANYTHING can happen, and the humiliation potential is off the scales...We'd be lucky if ALL that happened to us was getting killed..."
Sailor Mars: "You forget, I've SEEN what happens to the other me over in the Rifts threads...dancing naked in combat? THAT'S humiliation-"
Sailor Pluto: "-it's NOTHING cpmpared to what could happen here-"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!"
(Karno runs by, on fire and pursued by honeybadgers)
Sailor Pluto:#THEWT THEWT!#
Pluto & Mars: "Ohlookatthewittlebirdy." THUD
Intern #1: "Phew! I thought we'd lost them for good this time!"
taalismn wrote:Well, I think that makes FOUR Plutos under wraps now...Original one, now pretty much happily incarcerated and having a torrid affair with a Ranma-chan also in psychoward, two Plutos still clinging to the 'save Crystal Tokyo at all costs' line, and this one, who seems to going the 'I hope they have good drugs in the funny farm; route. Not counted is the fifth Pluto who rebelled AGAINST Crystal Tokyo and is now an advisor to the UEsF forces fighting Queen Serenity's kingdom. Also not counted is the time Nova Satori was accidentally darted by an overzealous UEsG agent who saw her green hair("Damnit, it's BLUE!!!") and shot on reflex, figuring she wasn't going to get a second shot at bringing down the Time Witch.
Surely they have come across a least one friendly Pluto by now, other then the advisor.taalismn wrote:Also not counted is the time Nova Satori was accidentally darted by an overzealous UEsG agent who saw her green hair("Damnit, it's BLUE!!!") and shot on reflex, figuring she wasn't going to get a second shot at bringing down the Time Witch.
taalismn wrote:Sailor Pluto: "oh damn....we've slipped over into the Bloopers..."
Sailor Mars: "Isn't that a GOOD thing? Bloopers are supposed to be FUNNY, and we're not going to get shot at!"
Sailor Pluto: "You don't understand...over in Crossovers they have rules of engagement, protocols, regulations, recognizable patterns...In the Crossovers you can only be scared off, arrested, or shot, and I'm more likely to be put in a straitjacket and pumped full of happy-drugs. Over here, ANYTHING can happen, and the humiliation potential is off the scales...We'd be lucky if ALL that happened to us was getting killed..."
Sailor Mars: "You forget, I've SEEN what happens to the other me over in the Rifts threads...dancing naked in combat? THAT'S humiliation-"
taalismn wrote:Well, I think that makes FOUR Plutos under wraps now...Original one, now pretty much happily incarcerated and having a torrid affair with a Ranma-chan also in psychoward, two Plutos still clinging to the 'save Crystal Tokyo at all costs' line, and this one, who seems to going the 'I hope they have good drugs in the funny farm; route. Not counted is the fifth Pluto who rebelled AGAINST Crystal Tokyo and is now an advisor to the UEsF forces fighting Queen Serenity's kingdom. Also not counted is the time Nova Satori was accidentally darted by an overzealous UEsG agent who saw her green hair("Damnit, it's BLUE!!!") and shot on reflex, figuring she wasn't going to get a second shot at bringing down the Time Witch.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Sailor Pluto: "oh damn....we've slipped over into the Bloopers..."
Sailor Mars: "Isn't that a GOOD thing? Bloopers are supposed to be FUNNY, and we're not going to get shot at!"
Sailor Pluto: "You don't understand...over in Crossovers they have rules of engagement, protocols, regulations, recognizable patterns...In the Crossovers you can only be scared off, arrested, or shot, and I'm more likely to be put in a straitjacket and pumped full of happy-drugs. Over here, ANYTHING can happen, and the humiliation potential is off the scales...We'd be lucky if ALL that happened to us was getting killed..."
Sailor Mars: "You forget, I've SEEN what happens to the other me over in the Rifts threads...dancing naked in combat? THAT'S humiliation-"
Which Rifts threat is this?, sounds like it's a riot.
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Sailor Pluto: "oh damn....we've slipped over into the Bloopers..."
Sailor Mars: "Isn't that a GOOD thing? Bloopers are supposed to be FUNNY, and we're not going to get shot at!"
Sailor Pluto: "You don't understand...over in Crossovers they have rules of engagement, protocols, regulations, recognizable patterns...In the Crossovers you can only be scared off, arrested, or shot, and I'm more likely to be put in a straitjacket and pumped full of happy-drugs. Over here, ANYTHING can happen, and the humiliation potential is off the scales...We'd be lucky if ALL that happened to us was getting killed..."
Sailor Mars: "You forget, I've SEEN what happens to the other me over in the Rifts threads...dancing naked in combat? THAT'S humiliation-"
Which Rifts threat is this?, sounds like it's a riot.
The Shemarrian Fan Creations thread; it was a running gag for a while that a bunch of Shemarrians who were their universe's equivalent of the Sailor Scouts ran into the 'real' SM cast and got to rumbling. The SM Sailor Scouts lost, and spent a month hometineline time, but three years subjective as bondsmaidens...essentially paroled prisoners of war, acting as servants to their Shemarrian doubles, and learning new skills as part of the bargain, before they were turned loose with a promise to not fight the Shemarrians again, and perform other favors when asked by their 'mistresses'.
Among the ordeals endured/benefits gained:
Sailor Moon/Usagi ended up getting Glitterboy training(and a suit of Glitterboy armor)
Hotaru wound up getting ninja training.
Sailor Jupiter learned how to ride big monsters.
Sailor Venus was raised by wolves.
Sailor Pluto apparently spent the entire three years having hot torrid sex from what they can tell...and she still hasn't achieved full consciousness yet...
Sailor Uranus was used as a punching bag and volleyball in a feud between her double and an insanely proficient Blood Rider NeShemar.
Mars/Rei Hino was taught a form of Blue Flame magic that combines ritual dance with fire manipulation. Much to her mortification, somebody learned to gimmick her senshi transformation to switch to a rather ...abbreviated...dancing outfit that, consisting of jewelry, pasties, and a stick-on loincloth, she claims makes her effectively naked(she's still a megadamage being, though). The fact that her 'mistress' keeps popping up to 'invite' her to participate in fights where her outfit manifests itself only makes her more enraged, much to her 'mistress's' amusement.
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Also not counted is the time Nova Satori was accidentally darted by an overzealous UEsG agent who saw her green hair("Damnit, it's BLUE!!!") and shot on reflex, figuring she wasn't going to get a second shot at bringing down the Time Witch.
I sense someone about to start her new career on the pla dwarf planet Pluto, as IceGuard's newest addition, once the dart wears off.
Arnie100 wrote:NEVER **** OFF NOVA SATORI if you value your life as well as sanity.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Well, I think that makes FOUR Plutos under wraps now...Original one, now pretty much happily incarcerated and having a torrid affair with a Ranma-chan also in psychoward, two Plutos still clinging to the 'save Crystal Tokyo at all costs' line, and this one, who seems to going the 'I hope they have good drugs in the funny farm; route. Not counted is the fifth Pluto who rebelled AGAINST Crystal Tokyo and is now an advisor to the UEsF forces fighting Queen Serenity's kingdom. Also not counted is the time Nova Satori was accidentally darted by an overzealous UEsG agent who saw her green hair("Damnit, it's BLUE!!!") and shot on reflex, figuring she wasn't going to get a second shot at bringing down the Time Witch.
Well at lest one good thing about it all is that Nova finaly *mellowed* out.
SRoss wrote:By the way, we've got a new team of VM-9 "Silverback" drivers.
Here the are training against the 15[sup]th[/sup] ATAC.
Dana: "GET THESE @#$%^& OFF ME!!!"
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Sailor Pluto: "oh damn....we've slipped over into the Bloopers..."
Sailor Mars: "Isn't that a GOOD thing? Bloopers are supposed to be FUNNY, and we're not going to get shot at!"
Sailor Pluto: "You don't understand...over in Crossovers they have rules of engagement, protocols, regulations, recognizable patterns...In the Crossovers you can only be scared off, arrested, or shot, and I'm more likely to be put in a straitjacket and pumped full of happy-drugs. Over here, ANYTHING can happen, and the humiliation potential is off the scales...We'd be lucky if ALL that happened to us was getting killed..."
Sailor Mars: "You forget, I've SEEN what happens to the other me over in the Rifts threads...dancing naked in combat? THAT'S humiliation-"
Which Rifts threat is this?, sounds like it's a riot.
The Shemarrian Fan Creations thread; it was a running gag for a while that a bunch of Shemarrians who were their universe's equivalent of the Sailor Scouts ran into the 'real' SM cast and got to rumbling. The SM Sailor Scouts lost, and spent a month hometineline time, but three years subjective as bondsmaidens...essentially paroled prisoners of war, acting as servants to their Shemarrian doubles, and learning new skills as part of the bargain, before they were turned loose with a promise to not fight the Shemarrians again, and perform other favors when asked by their 'mistresses'.
Among the ordeals endured/benefits gained:
Sailor Moon/Usagi ended up getting Glitterboy training(and a suit of Glitterboy armor)
Hotaru wound up getting ninja training.
Sailor Jupiter learned how to ride big monsters.
Sailor Venus was raised by wolves.
Sailor Pluto apparently spent the entire three years having hot torrid sex from what they can tell...and she still hasn't achieved full consciousness yet...
Sailor Uranus was used as a punching bag and volleyball in a feud between her double and an insanely proficient Blood Rider NeShemar.
Mars/Rei Hino was taught a form of Blue Flame magic that combines ritual dance with fire manipulation. Much to her mortification, somebody learned to gimmick her senshi transformation to switch to a rather ...abbreviated...dancing outfit that, consisting of jewelry, pasties, and a stick-on loincloth, she claims makes her effectively naked(she's still a megadamage being, though). The fact that her 'mistress' keeps popping up to 'invite' her to participate in fights where her outfit manifests itself only makes her more enraged, much to her 'mistress's' amusement.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Sailor Pluto: "oh damn....we've slipped over into the Bloopers..."
Sailor Mars: "Isn't that a GOOD thing? Bloopers are supposed to be FUNNY, and we're not going to get shot at!"
Sailor Pluto: "You don't understand...over in Crossovers they have rules of engagement, protocols, regulations, recognizable patterns...In the Crossovers you can only be scared off, arrested, or shot, and I'm more likely to be put in a straitjacket and pumped full of happy-drugs. Over here, ANYTHING can happen, and the humiliation potential is off the scales...We'd be lucky if ALL that happened to us was getting killed..."
Sailor Mars: "You forget, I've SEEN what happens to the other me over in the Rifts threads...dancing naked in combat? THAT'S humiliation-"
Which Rifts threat is this?, sounds like it's a riot.
The Shemarrian Fan Creations thread; it was a running gag for a while that a bunch of Shemarrians who were their universe's equivalent of the Sailor Scouts ran into the 'real' SM cast and got to rumbling. The SM Sailor Scouts lost, and spent a month hometineline time, but three years subjective as bondsmaidens...essentially paroled prisoners of war, acting as servants to their Shemarrian doubles, and learning new skills as part of the bargain, before they were turned loose with a promise to not fight the Shemarrians again, and perform other favors when asked by their 'mistresses'.
Among the ordeals endured/benefits gained:
Sailor Moon/Usagi ended up getting Glitterboy training(and a suit of Glitterboy armor)
Hotaru wound up getting ninja training.
Sailor Jupiter learned how to ride big monsters.
Sailor Venus was raised by wolves.
Sailor Pluto apparently spent the entire three years having hot torrid sex from what they can tell...and she still hasn't achieved full consciousness yet...
Sailor Uranus was used as a punching bag and volleyball in a feud between her double and an insanely proficient Blood Rider NeShemar.
Mars/Rei Hino was taught a form of Blue Flame magic that combines ritual dance with fire manipulation. Much to her mortification, somebody learned to gimmick her senshi transformation to switch to a rather ...abbreviated...dancing outfit that, consisting of jewelry, pasties, and a stick-on loincloth, she claims makes her effectively naked(she's still a megadamage being, though). The fact that her 'mistress' keeps popping up to 'invite' her to participate in fights where her outfit manifests itself only makes her more enraged, much to her 'mistress's' amusement.
MMM SM torture on the part of Flame Bait Girl, I knew I should not have gotten rid of my NGE/SM/AD&D story, now it's basicly an NGE/AD&D story.
All in all one of these days I'm going to have to sit down and read through that entire thread.
taalismn wrote:The Sailor Scouts are basically the punching bags of serious anime and RPGers, though the Sailor Moon RPG shares shelf space along the Bubble Gum Crisis RPG in my house. The Scouts have to wholly buy into their mythos because heaven forbid if they got commonsense halfway through a battle...
That having been said, there are a number of fanfics out there where the Scouts get decent backup(the Nerima Wrecking Crew, StarGate Command, the crew f the Enterprise, etc...), training, and character development, but it's much more fun to see them totally outclassed by professionals.
taalismn wrote:The Sailor Scouts are basically the punching bags of serious anime and RPGers, though the Sailor Moon RPG shares shelf space along the Bubble Gum Crisis RPG in my house. The Scouts have to wholly buy into their mythos because heaven forbid if they got commonsense halfway through a battle...
That having been said, there are a number of fanfics out there where the Scouts get decent backup(the Nerima Wrecking Crew, StarGate Command*, the crew f the Enterprise, etc...), training, and character development, but it's much more fun to see them totally outclassed by professionals.
*Anime Addventure: No Tendo---Ranma+SGC-1+Sailor Moon, plus a tanker-load of other crossovers and cameos= serious win. And there's a BOLO on top. But the early-on sequences of the Dark Generals finding themselves up against hardcore tactics and close air support(Jadeite: "Hah! I have you at last! No help from your allies can reach you no-*area is suddenly spotlit from the gunship hovering overhead*-that's new......") are HILARIOUS. .
SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Ok Kyle, care to explain why this Rei Hino is a more popular performer then me!"
Kyle: "Well maybe if you'd show some skin..."
Minmei:
Kyle: "You heard that!?! What the hell are you part catgirl!?!"
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Ok Kyle, care to explain why this Rei Hino is a more popular performer then me!"
Kyle: "Well maybe if you'd show some skin..."
Minmei:
Kyle: "You heard that!?! What the hell are you part catgirl!?!"
Given how much Minmei is the city's rush hour train car I wonder why she would be such a prude, not like she has any real pride of digenty.
Just ask Lisa about that.
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Ok Kyle, care to explain why this Rei Hino is a more popular performer then me!"
Kyle: "Well maybe if you'd show some skin..."
Minmei:
Kyle: "You heard that!?! What the hell are you part catgirl!?!"
Given how much Minmei is the city's rush hour train car I wonder why she would be such a prude, not like she has any real pride of digenty.
Just ask Lisa about that.
On stage she tends to play the cute innocent.
taalismn wrote:Fools...Minmei is using her apparent death spiral to conceal her movements in organized crime. Nobody suspects her takeover of the Chinese Mafia...
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Fools...Minmei is using her apparent death spiral to conceal her movements in organized crime. Nobody suspects her takeover of the Chinese Mafia...
Either that or she is so high all the time she that thinks she is taking over the chinese mafia who are using her for their own amusment and evil plans.
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Fools...Minmei is using her apparent death spiral to conceal her movements in organized crime. Nobody suspects her takeover of the Chinese Mafia...
Either that or she is so high all the time she that thinks she is taking over the chinese mafia who are using her for their own amusment and evil plans.
I err on the side of conservative caution, as a hedge against me being right. Because even if I'm wrong, beating up on an emotional career-cripple is not good karma.
Arnie100 wrote:Don't worry...Lisa still has her ninja squad to take down Minmei.
Kargan3033 wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Don't worry...Lisa still has her ninja squad to take down Minmei.
Maybe so but Minmei has her proto juicer(crack w*ore) samurais to counter Lisa drunken fist style ninjas.
Now I'd pay top dollar to see that fight on PPV.
Brake out the N&SS rules!
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Don't worry...Lisa still has her ninja squad to take down Minmei.
Maybe so but Minmei has her proto juicer(crack w*ore) samurais to counter Lisa drunken fist style ninjas.
Now I'd pay top dollar to see that fight on PPV.
Brake out the N&SS rules!
I thought Lisa had switched over to using Praxian Warriors?
taalismn wrote:The Sailor Scouts are basically the punching bags of serious anime and RPGers, though the Sailor Moon RPG shares shelf space along the Bubble Gum Crisis RPG in my house. The Scouts have to wholly buy into their mythos because heaven forbid if they got commonsense halfway through a battle...
That having been said, there are a number of fanfics out there where the Scouts get decent backup(the Nerima Wrecking Crew, StarGate Command*, the crew f the Enterprise, etc...), training, and character development, but it's much more fun to see them totally outclassed by professionals.
*Anime Addventure: No Tendo---Ranma+SGC-1+Sailor Moon, plus a tanker-load of other crossovers and cameos= serious win. And there's a BOLO on top. But the early-on sequences of the Dark Generals finding themselves up against hardcore tactics and close air support(Jadeite: "Hah! I have you at last! No help from your allies can reach you no-*area is suddenly spotlit from the gunship hovering overhead*-that's new......") are HILARIOUS. .
Sounds close to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8lp_GO-XWMSRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:The Sailor Scouts are basically the punching bags of serious anime and RPGers, though the Sailor Moon RPG shares shelf space along the Bubble Gum Crisis RPG in my house. The Scouts have to wholly buy into their mythos because heaven forbid if they got commonsense halfway through a battle...
That having been said, there are a number of fanfics out there where the Scouts get decent backup(the Nerima Wrecking Crew, StarGate Command, the crew f the Enterprise, etc...), training, and character development, but it's much more fun to see them totally outclassed by professionals.
McCoy: "Well Captain, care to explain how you got burned head to toe and nearly drowned."
Kirk: "No Bones, I wouldn't..."
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:The Sailor Scouts are basically the punching bags of serious anime and RPGers, though the Sailor Moon RPG shares shelf space along the Bubble Gum Crisis RPG in my house. The Scouts have to wholly buy into their mythos because heaven forbid if they got commonsense halfway through a battle...
That having been said, there are a number of fanfics out there where the Scouts get decent backup(the Nerima Wrecking Crew, StarGate Command*, the crew f the Enterprise, etc...), training, and character development, but it's much more fun to see them totally outclassed by professionals.
*Anime Addventure: No Tendo---Ranma+SGC-1+Sailor Moon, plus a tanker-load of other crossovers and cameos= serious win. And there's a BOLO on top. But the early-on sequences of the Dark Generals finding themselves up against hardcore tactics and close air support(Jadeite: "Hah! I have you at last! No help from your allies can reach you no-*area is suddenly spotlit from the gunship hovering overhead*-that's new......") are HILARIOUS. .
Damn I have to read that one of these days.
SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Ok Kyle, care to explain why this Rei Hino is a more popular performer then me!"
Kyle: "Well maybe if you'd show some skin..."
Minmei:
Kyle: "You heard that!?! What the hell are you part catgirl!?!"
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Ok Kyle, care to explain why this Rei Hino is a more popular performer then me!"
Kyle: "Well maybe if you'd show some skin..."
Minmei:
Kyle: "You heard that!?! What the hell are you part catgirl!?!"
Given how much Minmei is the city's rush hour train car I wonder why she would be such a prude, not like she has any real pride of digenty.
Just ask Lisa about that.
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Ok Kyle, care to explain why this Rei Hino is a more popular performer then me!"
Kyle: "Well maybe if you'd show some skin..."
Minmei:
Kyle: "You heard that!?! What the hell are you part catgirl!?!"
Given how much Minmei is the city's rush hour train car I wonder why she would be such a prude, not like she has any real pride of digenty.
Just ask Lisa about that.
On stage she tends to play the cute innocent.
After what all she's been through? Even if its just the stuff in Robotech, that's a lot.Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Ok Kyle, care to explain why this Rei Hino is a more popular performer then me!"
Kyle: "Well maybe if you'd show some skin..."
Minmei:
Kyle: "You heard that!?! What the hell are you part catgirl!?!"
Given how much Minmei is the city's rush hour train car I wonder why she would be such a prude, not like she has any real pride of digenty.
Just ask Lisa about that.
On stage she tends to play the cute innocent.
Before her Amy Winehouse level downward spiral.
taalismn wrote:Fools...Minmei is using her apparent death spiral to conceal her movements in organized crime. Nobody suspects her takeover of the Chinese Mafia...
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Fools...Minmei is using her apparent death spiral to conceal her movements in organized crime. Nobody suspects her takeover of the Chinese Mafia...
Either that or she is so high all the time she that thinks she is taking over the chinese mafia who are using her for their own amusment and evil plans.
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Fools...Minmei is using her apparent death spiral to conceal her movements in organized crime. Nobody suspects her takeover of the Chinese Mafia...
Either that or she is so high all the time she that thinks she is taking over the chinese mafia who are using her for their own amusment and evil plans.
I err on the side of conservative caution, as a hedge against me being right. Because even if I'm wrong, beating up on an emotional career-cripple is not good karma.
Arnie100 wrote:Don't worry...Lisa still has her ninja squad to take down Minmei.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Fools...Minmei is using her apparent death spiral to conceal her movements in organized crime. Nobody suspects her takeover of the Chinese Mafia...
Either that or she is so high all the time she that thinks she is taking over the chinese mafia who are using her for their own amusment and evil plans.
I err on the side of conservative caution, as a hedge against me being right. Because even if I'm wrong, beating up on an emotional career-cripple is not good karma.
Where there is one sure way to tell if little Miss.City Bus is evil or just messed in the head, give her some FOL laced valuim, if she mellows out to leave her be, however if a great number of people around her start dying off in unusal ways then put her down like the evil, rabid b*tch she is.
Kargan3033 wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Don't worry...Lisa still has her ninja squad to take down Minmei.
Maybe so but Minmei has her proto juicer(crack whore) samurais to counter Lisa drunken fist style ninjas.
Now I'd pay top dollar to see that fight on PPV.
Brake out the N&SS rules!
*Open to an over crowed Monutment City colisum*
Mojo Brodcast Systems Agent Drake Frost:" Ok Lisa, Minmei this is the battle to determin once for all time which one of you will have total breeding and marriage rights to Rick Hunter, do you both understand that? "
Lisa:" First off who is respeoncable for this fight? "
MBS Agent Frost:" Rick himself has set up this fight because to quote him" I'm sick of these two fighting over me and their crazzy ass antics"
Minmei:" Why, why can't Rick chose between use? "
MBS Agent Forst:" That's because of Rick secret, he has to be 100% sure of the comeitment of his mate or there will be grave concqueces if it turns out that his mate is not 100% comitted to him. "
Minmei:" What secret?, what is Rick hiding? "
MBS Agent Frost:" I'm sorry I can't tell you that, Rick told me that he can only reveal is secret to his One True Mate or...well lets just say Very Bad Things would happen to a great many people. "
Lisa:" Fine, what are the rules of this fight? "
MBS Agent Frost:" This is a fight to the death pure and simple. "
Minmei:" So that means anything goes? "
MBS Agent Frost:" That's right this fight will be judged by the three judges from the " Anything Goes " marital arts style . "
*Points to Genma and Ranma and a creepy looking old man*
MBS Agent Frost:" So that means anything up and inculeding Neutron S Missiles and Sun Crushers are premited in this fight. "
Lisa:" I MUST brake you before I kill you! "
Minmei:" I', so going to beat you like the old, used up whore that you are! "
MBS Agent Frost:" FIGHT! "
Have fun with this one folks.
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Don't worry...Lisa still has her ninja squad to take down Minmei.
Maybe so but Minmei has her proto juicer(crack w*ore) samurais to counter Lisa drunken fist style ninjas.
Now I'd pay top dollar to see that fight on PPV.
Brake out the N&SS rules!
I thought Lisa had switched over to using Praxian Warriors?
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Don't worry...Lisa still has her ninja squad to take down Minmei.
Maybe so but Minmei has her proto juicer(crack w*ore) samurais to counter Lisa drunken fist style ninjas.
Now I'd pay top dollar to see that fight on PPV.
Brake out the N&SS rules!
I thought Lisa had switched over to using Praxian Warriors?
Maybe the ninjas are praxian warriors of the drunken fist style ninjisu
either way it'll be intresting to see what the others here come up with, who knows we might be able to get a Time Loop going.
Alpha 11 wrote:Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, burnt it. It's either earlier on this thread, or on the crossover one. But if you want to start another one, go ahead! I love Time Loops!
SRoss wrote:Lisa: (Standing up tossing the switchblade aside) "Ready for round two *it*h!?!"
Minmei: (Smiling as they both go Super Sayan) "You know it..."
Kyle: "I don't like the looks of this."
Edwards: (Squinting at the glare from the two women) "What that?"
Kyle: "No, that!!!" (Pointing at the Fourth Wall Gang packing suitcases, hauling ass through the portal)
Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt, burnt it. It's either earlier on this thread, or on the crossover one. But if you want to start another one, go ahead! I love Time Loops!
Alright then I'll start one tomorrow then because it's late where I am and it is hotter then the devil's nut sack as well.
Kargan3033 wrote:Here's the start of the time loop.
*After six hours of savage, bloody hand to hand combat Lisa and Minmei realize that the next attack exchanged between them would determine which one of them would be Rick's One True Mate*
Minmei:” I have you now! “
*Minmei lashes our with a hard strike to Lisa's face which such a powerful blow that Lisa is knocked off her feet ad lands on her back in a slight daze*
Minmei*standing over Lisa as she pulls out a switchblade from a hidden pocket of her chinese outfit*:” I'm so going to enjoy carving you up you old whore! “
Lisa*In as slightly wispering and gasping voice*:” CPT! “
Minmei *With a confused look on her face*:” What was that your dirty whore? “
Lisa *In a stronger tone of voice*:” CPT! “
Minmei:” CPT? “
Lisa:” C**t Punt Time! “
*SPLAT!*
Minmei:
Minmei *As she colapses on top of Lisa*:
*Lisa takes Minmei's droped switchblade and jams into the left side of Minmei's neck and violently ripps the blade outwards, nearly decapitating Minmei*
*Lisa slowly gets to her feet and wobbles her way over to Rick*
Rick I knew you were my One True Mate. “ *He says to Lisa as he leans in to give her a hotly passionate kiss*
Rick*Whispering as his lips draw closer to Lisa's bruised and quivering lips*:” My secret is...”
*STAB!*
Lisa:* With a greatly confused look*:” URRRKK! “ *She gasps as Minmei stabs her in the left eye and driving the blade of her switchblade into Lisa's brain*
Rick:” What the hell?, I could have sworn Lisa had won?! “
Rick is the anchor in this time loop.
SRoss wrote:Lisa: (Standing up tossing the switchblade aside) "Ready for round two *it*h!?!"
Minmei: (Smiling as they both go Super Sayan) "You know it..."
Kyle: "I don't like the looks of this."
Edwards: (Squinting at the glare from the two women) "What that?"
Kyle: "No, that!!!" (Pointing at the Fourth Wall Gang packing suitcases, hauling ass through the portal)
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Lisa: (Standing up tossing the switchblade aside) "Ready for round two *it*h!?!"
Minmei: (Smiling as they both go Super Sayan) "You know it..."
Kyle: "I don't like the looks of this."
Edwards: (Squinting at the glare from the two women) "What that?"
Kyle: "No, that!!!" (Pointing at the Fourth Wall Gang packing suitcases, hauling ass through the portal)
*Both Lisa and Minmei begin to power up as the air around them becomes charged with crackling white lighting*
*On an Imperial agri world*
Sob#1:" That is the last of their thrice damned traitors. " *watching the bodies of the chaos space marines as they burned*
SM#32:"And so the will of the Imortal God Emepror is done. "
IG Trooper #9856635467:" I'm glad that's over with. " *pops the top on his flask and starts drinking heavly*
*Suddenly there was a crack of thunder and a flash of crackling white lighting, then where the three heror of the Imperirum stood there was nothing*
taalismn wrote:Man, when people start %%^&%^&(ing with the Warp, it's goin' to get ugly.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Man, when people start %%^&%^&(ing with the Warp, it's goin' to get ugly.
Well that and given the fact that Lisa and Minmei have gone all super sayan and ruptured the fabric of realaity with their power up moves.
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Man, when people start %%^&%^&(ing with the Warp, it's goin' to get ugly.
Well that and given the fact that Lisa and Minmei have gone all super sayan and ruptured the fabric of realaity with their power up moves.
Or using Space Marines as projectiles against each other....
taalismn wrote:Somehow I doubt these Time Loops are going to end up with a Gundam SEED Time Loops-style three-way.
(Drakohahn, who's primary author for them, has Lacus and Flay sharing Kira Yamato in an equal partnership threesome).
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "WOW...this is getting WAY out of hand...place your bets, folks! Minmei or Lisa?"
Arnie100 wrote:"What if they take each other out at the same time?"
