Robotech Blooper Reels

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 10:15 pm

Alrik Vas wrote:On the flightline, a family conversation takes place:

VF-1 Valkyrie: son, we need to talk.
VF/A-6 Alpha: ok, mom. What's up?
VF-1: I've heard talk about you, people say you're slow, and your payload, while plentiful, is unimpressive. It's just those jealous ASC kids. Don't listen to them. You're a real veritech with 3 different modes, just like your mother.
Alpha: Uh...yeah, ok.
VF-1: but I want to warn you about that fat kid you've been hanging out with lately.
Alpha: fat kid? You mean Beta? He's not fat, he's just...big bomb bayed...
VF-1: well, I think he's a bad influence. You don't need him, one day you'll get your own FAST packs and Beta can't be a part of that.
Alpha: but moooommmm, Beta and I are in a band! Its called Legios, we're totally opening for Yellow Dancer next week!
VF-1: No son of mine is going to open for that rubbish! This Beta's idea, I knew he would lead you astray! The next thing I know you'll be sniffing protoculture and cavorting with Logans!
Alpha: you just don't understand me! Dad! Make her say it's okay!
Dr. Emil Lang: *rustles newspaper* listen to your mother.
Alpha: ugh! I'm outta here! *putts off straining to break the sound barrier*
VF-1: *sobs quietly* sniffing the PC...he gets out from you, Emil!
Lang: *long, tired sigh*

That was good! :ok:

Arnie100 wrote:Cousin Logan: "Don't I get say in any of this?"
Cousin AJACS: "NOPE."

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Cousin Logan: "Don't I get say in any of this?"
Cousin AJACS: "NOPE."

Cousin Hover Tank: "At least I get a FAST Pack..."

Alrik Vas wrote:Dr Lang: Boys, quiet. Your uncle Emil is trying to read. Or do you want to go back to papa Leonard's farm to do chores already?

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Cousin Logan: "Don't I get say in any of this?"
Cousin AJACS: "NOPE."

Otherwise known as the Pygmy and the Beanpole.
"So...just how much ordnance can you hang under those shoulders?"
"Shut up."
"I mean, you're technically a helicopter....and the Commanchero sure could tote a lot of hurt on its hardpoints. Surely progress has gifted you with greater capability?"
"SHUT UP!"
"And the itty-bitty lasers..."
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP!"
"Kids, don't make me come up there and MAKE you be quiet!"

Arnie100 wrote:Uncle Beta: "I'm related to tnem?!"
VF-1 Valkyrie: "Unfortunately."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Uncle Beta: "I'm related to tnem?!"
VF-1 Valkyrie: "Unfortunately."

Not really...The AJACS is completely unrelated mechanics-wise to any other in-service mecha, and has an even smaller 'family tree' than the Logan. The Logan at least spawned the (non-canon) SuperLogan(and, if you count the fan creations of Stan Bundy, an amphibious model as well), whereas the AJACS was perfected too late and deployed too late to have any derivatives aside from mutant-spawn frankenmecha assembled from spare airframes during the Invid Occupation. The AJACS just doesn't have the same charisma and apparent modularity for fans to go to town like they have with the VFs.

Don't remember there being an amphibious model by Stan. And I believe I've read all his stuff.

Arnie100 wrote:Uncle Beta: "THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!!"
Coisin Logan and AJACS: "HHHEEYYY!!"

taalismn wrote:The Beta, on the other hand, probably has some bloodline of Phalanx destroid in it; the configuration is fairly simple; legs fold back, wings/arms are outboard of the main missile pods...It charitably looks like somebody tried to streamline a Phalanx with a big honking jetpack on its back, and made it fully flight worthy.

Interesting.

Arnie100 wrote:Phalanx: "Leave ME out of this discussion, please."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Phalanx: "Leave ME out of this discussion, please."

'Aw, but you might have relatives that learned how to FLY!"

Arnie100 wrote:Condor: "THAT would be ME...I think..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 12:38 pm

Beta: "Then who am I related to!?!" :-(

Tomahawk tries to make himself inconspicuous.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:16 pm

VF-1 Valkyre: (To Uncle Beta...) "We always thought you were thr black sheep of the family."
Uncle Beta:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 8:16 pm

Charon: "What the hell happened this time?"

Edwards: "Someone bet a Praxian loanshark that Texas would beat Ontario sector."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 9:30 pm

SRoss wrote:Beta: "Then who am I related to!?!"

Phalanx: "Look! I can FLY!"(throws self off cliff)@CRASH@"...ow...."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:17 pm

SRoss wrote:Beta: "Then who am I related to!?!"

Tomahawk tries to make himself inconspicuous.

Arnie100 wrote:VF-1 Valkyre: (To Uncle Beta...) "We always thought you were thr black sheep of the family."
Uncle Beta:

SRoss wrote:Charon: "What the hell happened this time?"

Edwards: "Someone bet a Praxian loanshark that Texas would beat Ontario sector."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Beta: "Then who am I related to!?!"

Phalanx: "Look! I can FLY!"(throws self off cliff)@CRASH@"...ow...."

These are good!

glitterboy2098 · Wed Oct 14, 2015 11:29 pm

B-52 rolls into the hanger and up to the Beta. "Son!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 4:26 pm

Things T.R. Edwards Probably Shouldn't Say:

"Whattya Hunters think you have, plot armor?"

"It's not like you were going to be a good mother, Hunter."

"Take your best shot, Breetai. Come on, you genetically engineered idiot! Right here, between my eyes!"

"What's the worst you can do to me, Lang?"

"So you're the dumber little brother of the dumb broad who was shagging that idiot Fokker, no?"

"Shouldn't you get liquored up first before you try to hit me, Kyle?"

"You are one UGLY piece of slug $#!+, Regent. Why shouldn't I fry you right now?"

" You? Kill me? You haven't got the stones, Minmei."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:03 pm

"Why should I be afraid of a stupid machine, J.A.N.I.C.E.?"

"They'll never find me here."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 5:16 pm

"Just get rid of the damn rat, or pollinator, or whatever it's called. Drown it or something."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 6:42 pm

"Its just a Roomba."
"Oh, someone sent me pineapple salad!"
"What's that ticking sound?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 6:51 pm

"Really, Minmei, your pathetic efforts to appear threatening do NOT scare me."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 7:02 pm

"Oh, GOD! Minmei, put those back on!"
"Like I would eat anything you cooked, Minmei."
"Come on, Lisa...you know you've got a thing for me."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 7:17 pm

"Yeah, I've been leading that fat@$$ Leonard around for YEARS..."

"Benson, have you ever considered how many times I could have had you killed and gotten away with it over the years? Or even right now?"

"Zand, do I tolerate you only because of your pretty face? Because I'm beginning to think your reported IQ is really your ego rating."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 8:21 pm

"Roy, I never thought Claudia was SOOOOO HHOOOOTT."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 9:39 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:B-52 rolls into the hanger and up to the Beta. "Son!"

Ya, I can see it a little.

taalismn wrote:Things T.R. Edwards Probably Shouldn't Say:

"Whattya Hunters think you have, plot armor?"

"It's not like you were going to be a good mother, Hunter."

"Take your best shot, Breetai. Come on, you genetically engineered idiot! Right here, between my eyes!"

"What's the worst you can do to me, Lang?"

"So you're the dumber little brother of the dumb broad who was shagging that idiot Fokker, no?"

"Shouldn't you get liquored up first before you try to hit me, Kyle?"

"You are one UGLY piece of slug $#!+, Regent. Why shouldn't I fry you right now?"

" You? Kill me? You haven't got the stones, Minmei."

SRoss wrote:"Why should I be afraid of a stupid machine, J.A.N.I.C.E.?"

"They'll never find me here."

taalismn wrote:"Just get rid of the damn rat, or pollinator, or whatever it's called. Drown it or something."

That will hurt, a LOT!

Arnie100 wrote:"Its just a Roomba."
"Oh, someone sent me pineapple salad!"
"What's that ticking sound?"

taalismn wrote:"Really, Minmei, your pathetic efforts to appear threatening do NOT scare me."

Arnie100 wrote:"Oh, GOD! Minmei, put those back on!"
"Like I would eat anything you cooked, Minmei."
"Come on, Lisa...you know you've got a thing for me."

taalismn wrote:"Yeah, I've been leading that fat@$$ Leonard around for YEARS..."

"Benson, have you ever considered how many times I could have had you killed and gotten away with it over the years? Or even right now?"

"Zand, do I tolerate you only because of your pretty face? Because I'm beginning to think your reported IQ is really your ego rating."

Arnie100 wrote:"Roy, I never thought Claudia was SOOOOO HHOOOOTT."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 1:51 pm

"Kyle...I feel DIFFERENT when I'm around you..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 2:37 pm

"Cologne enhanced with the Flower of Life? What could be the harm?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:08 pm

SRoss wrote:"Cologne enhanced with the Flower of Life? What could be the harm?"

Guraa-Invid: <<Detecting possible life mate. Must seek out and acquire!!>>

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 3:13 pm

Things T.R. Edwards Probably Shouldn't Say:

"What's so scary about Roombas? They're just vacuum cleaners, right?"
"I LOVE nude sunbathing!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 5:15 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Things T.R. Edwards Probably Shouldn't Say:

"What's so scary about Roombas? They're just vacuum cleaners, right?"
"I LOVE nude sunbathing!!"

"Minmei's clothes look good on me, don't they Kyle?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 5:46 pm

"Kyle...did I ever tell you how pretty you look?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:43 pm

"Really, who would DARE push me down an empty elevator sha-"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 8:46 pm

"Man Max! Your wife is a hot bit...."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:32 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Kyle...I feel DIFFERENT when I'm around you..."

SRoss wrote:"Cologne enhanced with the Flower of Life? What could be the harm?"

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Cologne enhanced with the Flower of Life? What could be the harm?"

Guraa-Invid: <<Detecting possible life mate. Must seek out and acquire!!>>

Arnie100 wrote:Things T.R. Edwards Probably Shouldn't Say:

"What's so scary about Roombas? They're just vacuum cleaners, right?"
"I LOVE nude sunbathing!!"

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Things T.R. Edwards Probably Shouldn't Say:

"What's so scary about Roombas? They're just vacuum cleaners, right?"
"I LOVE nude sunbathing!!"

"Minmei's clothes look good on me, don't they Kyle?"

Arnie100 wrote:"Kyle...did I ever tell you how pretty you look?"

taalismn wrote:"Really, who would DARE push me down an empty elevator sha-"

SRoss wrote:"Man Max! Your wife is a hot bit...."

Edwards: "Man, I think I've been through just about everything."
*THUMP* Pulls out blow dart from neck. Quickly loses unconscious. Wakes up sometime latter tided to a chair, with a devise over his face to keep his eyes open. Cue the sexy music...
(WARING!!!! WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!)

Spoiler:

15 Seconds after the music starts, people said they could hear a bloodcurdling girly scream coming from the room..., and it was sound proof. :twisted:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 12:37 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:Things T.R. Edwards Probably Shouldn't Say:

Edwards: "Man, I think I've been through just about everything."
*THUMP* Pulls out blow dart from neck. Quickly loses unconscious. Wakes up sometime latter tided to a chair, with a devise over his face to keep his eyes open. Cue the sexy music...
(WARING!!!! WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!)

Spoiler:
The 3 Robotech Elder Masters come out and begin strip teasing, pole dancing, and lap dancing. (They are holograms.)

15 Seconds after the music starts, people said they could hear a bloodcurdling girly scream coming from the room..., and it was sound proof.

I'll only say this ... There ain't enough Mind Bleach[sup]tm[/sup] in the whole universe to wipe THAT image... :frazz:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 3:32 pm

Alpha 11 wrote:
Edwards: "Man, I think I've been through just about everything."
*THUMP* Pulls out blow dart from neck. Quickly loses unconscious. Wakes up sometime latter tided to a chair, with a devise over his face to keep his eyes open. Cue the sexy music...
(WARING!!!! WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!)

Spoiler:
The 3 Robotech Elder Masters come out and begin strip teasing, pole dancing, and lap dancing. (They are holograms.)

15 Seconds after the music starts, people said they could hear a bloodcurdling girly scream coming from the room..., and it was sound proof.

"That was...AWESOME!!! DO THAT AGAIN!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:21 pm

He's either completely snapped, or he's trying a Briar Rabbit defense....("No, don't be throwing me in that pricker bush! Oh NO!")

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 7:56 pm

taalismn wrote:He's either completely snapped, or he's trying a Briar Rabbit defense....("No, don't be throwing me in that pricker bush! Oh NO!")

(Washing my eyes out with Javex) "I'm going with snapped."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:28 pm

"Come on; guys...my singing can't be THAT bad!"
"What...that's not your kind of entertainment?!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 11:38 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
Edwards: "Man, I think I've been through just about everything."
*THUMP* Pulls out blow dart from neck. Quickly loses unconscious. Wakes up sometime latter tided to a chair, with a devise over his face to keep his eyes open. Cue the sexy music...
(WARING!!!! WARNING!!!! WARNING!!!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!)

Spoiler:
The 3 Robotech Elder Masters come out and begin strip teasing, pole dancing, and lap dancing. (They are holograms.)

15 Seconds after the music starts, people said they could hear a bloodcurdling girly scream coming from the room..., and it was sound proof.

"That was...AWESOME!!! DO THAT AGAIN!!"

Which... part... ?

taalismn wrote:He's either completely snapped, or he's trying a Briar Rabbit defense....("No, don't be throwing me in that pricker bush! Oh NO!")

I think more likely, we broke him.

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:He's either completely snapped, or he's trying a Briar Rabbit defense....("No, don't be throwing me in that pricker bush! Oh NO!")

(Washing my eyes out with Javex) "I'm going with snapped."

Agree.

Arnie100 wrote:"Come on; guys...my singing can't be THAT bad!"
"What...that's not your kind of entertainment?!"

No.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:34 pm

"Come on; Kyle...do I look fat?"
"Ppppfffttt...those pollinators can't be dangerous..."
Those Karbarrans are nothing but teddy bears."
"So I got a new job at the bar...wanna see my new routine?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 1:58 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"
"So I got a new job at the bar...wanna see my new routine?"

The coroner quit trying to determine how many bullet holes were in the corpse on that one...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:23 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"
"So I got a new job at the bar...wanna see my new routine?"

The coroner quit trying to determine how many bullet holes were in the corpse on that one...

Charon: "DDDAYYYYUUUMMM."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:46 pm

Frankly Dolza admired Edwards for that one. Dolza's job as a male stripper gave him plenty of opportunity to wish he could die with such sudden violence, and not leave enough remains to be further humiliated with a positive ID.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:16 pm

"Alright, the bar didn't work out...what about male escort?"
"HEY!! THOSE ARE MY WIGS!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 3:30 pm

Dolza: "I'm not going back to dishing fast food."
(Flashback)
<<"What will your order be?">>
"We'll have the family-sized Breetai Special and th-hey, you sound familiar! Is that you, DOLZA?!"
<<"-KHYRON-?! No, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about! No Dolza here! I me-">>
"I'm parking the car, honey, and checking this out. I GOTTA see this if it's true!"
<<"No need to come in, sir, just finish your order and go over to the pick-up window....can you take my place, I gotta be someplace else...">>

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 8:34 pm

Edwards: "They're only two things that come from Peryton! Steers and Qu...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:02 pm

"Yeah...I cooked dinner..."
"So...you do anything tonight?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:58 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Come on; Kyle...do I look fat?"
"Ppppfffttt...those pollinators can't be dangerous..."
Those Karbarrans are nothing but teddy bears."
"So I got a new job at the bar...wanna see my new routine?"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"
"So I got a new job at the bar...wanna see my new routine?"

The coroner quit trying to determine how many bullet holes were in the corpse on that one...

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"
"So I got a new job at the bar...wanna see my new routine?"

The coroner quit trying to determine how many bullet holes were in the corpse on that one...

Charon: "DDDAYYYYUUUMMM."

taalismn wrote:Frankly Dolza admired Edwards for that one. Dolza's job as a male stripper gave him plenty of opportunity to wish he could die with such sudden violence, and not leave enough remains to be further humiliated with a positive ID.

Arnie100 wrote:"Alright, the bar didn't work out...what about male escort?"
"HEY!! THOSE ARE MY WIGS!!"

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "I'm not going back to dishing fast food."
(Flashback)
<<"What will your order be?">>
"We'll have the family-sized Breetai Special and th-hey, you sound familiar! Is that you, DOLZA?!"
<<"-KHYRON-?! No, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about! No Dolza here! I me-">>
"I'm parking the car, honey, and checking this out. I GOTTA see this if it's true!"
<<"No need to come in, sir, just finish your order and go over to the pick-up window....can you take my place, I gotta be someplace else...">>

SRoss wrote:Edwards: "They're only two things that come from Peryton! Steers and Qu...."

Arnie100 wrote:"Yeah...I cooked dinner..."
"So...you do anything tonight?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 1:41 pm

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "I'm not going back to dishing fast food."
(Flashback)
<<"What will your order be?">>
"We'll have the family-sized Breetai Special and th-hey, you sound familiar! Is that you, DOLZA?!"
<<"-KHYRON-?! No, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about! No Dolza here! I me-">>
"I'm parking the car, honey, and checking this out. I GOTTA see this if it's true!"
<<"No need to come in, sir, just finish your order and go over to the pick-up window....can you take my place, I gotta be someplace else...">>

(It gets worse)
Azonia: "Honey, there's some form of commotion in the Drive-thru ahead of us... Is that Khyron and Sammie? Lets get out and see what's up!"

Dolza: :eek:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 2:10 pm

Gloval: "Dis place does not serve proper Russian Vodka!"
Azonia: "Isn't this one of your so-called fast-food places? I mean, who do they have working back there?!"
Dolza: :oops:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 8:12 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "Dis place does not serve proper Russian Vodka!"
Azonia: "Isn't this one of your so-called fast-food places? I mean, who do they have working back there?!"
Dolza:

Please, it's DRIVE-THRU. The last thing they need is somebody getting loaded enough to take tat LITERALLY.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 10:04 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Dolza: "I'm not going back to dishing fast food."
(Flashback)
<<"What will your order be?">>
"We'll have the family-sized Breetai Special and th-hey, you sound familiar! Is that you, DOLZA?!"
<<"-KHYRON-?! No, I mean, I don't know what you're talking about! No Dolza here! I me-">>
"I'm parking the car, honey, and checking this out. I GOTTA see this if it's true!"
<<"No need to come in, sir, just finish your order and go over to the pick-up window....can you take my place, I gotta be someplace else...">>

(It gets worse)
Azonia: "Honey, there's some form of commotion in the Drive-thru ahead of us... Is that Khyron and Sammie? Lets get out and see what's up!"

Dolza:

Never rains but it poors.

Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "Dis place does not serve proper Russian Vodka!"
Azonia: "Isn't this one of your so-called fast-food places? I mean, who do they have working back there?!"
Dolza:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "Dis place does not serve proper Russian Vodka!"
Azonia: "Isn't this one of your so-called fast-food places? I mean, who do they have working back there?!"
Dolza:

Please, it's DRIVE-THRU. The last thing they need is somebody getting loaded enough to take tat LITERALLY.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Oct 19, 2015 11:41 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "Dis place does not serve proper Russian Vodka!"
Azonia: "Isn't this one of your so-called fast-food places? I mean, who do they have working back there?!"
Dolza:

Please, it's DRIVE-THRU. The last thing they need is somebody getting loaded enough to take tat LITERALLY.

Gloval: "Vat I was showing Khyron the Daedalus maneuver."

Charon: "What now?"

Dolza: "I was working the drive-thru window and got run over by a Yugo."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 1:44 pm

Gloval: "I forgot how angry Azonia can get..." :oops:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 5:26 pm

SRoss wrote:[
Dolza: "I was working the drive-thru window and got run over by a Yugo."

Please. Gloval is a Man of Wealth and Taste. A Yugo is so below him, it may as well be parked in China.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:30 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
Dolza: "I was working the drive-thru window and got run over by a Yugo."

Please. Gloval is a Man of Wealth and Taste. A Yugo is so below him, it may as well be parked in China.

Would you believe a ZIL-4112R.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 7:42 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Would you believe a ZIL-4112R.

I figured something sportier(and I believe we had him driving something European and insanely sexy---automotively speaking----earlier in this thread), but until I can read back and find out exactly what, that will...
Wait...I think we had him driving the Lotus Esprit S1 from The Spy Who Loved Me...I was about to say of the Zil "It steers like a submarine' and that reminded me.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 10:21 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "Dis place does not serve proper Russian Vodka!"
Azonia: "Isn't this one of your so-called fast-food places? I mean, who do they have working back there?!"
Dolza:

Please, it's DRIVE-THRU. The last thing they need is somebody getting loaded enough to take tat LITERALLY.

Gloval: "Vat I was showing Khyron the Daedalus maneuver."

Charon: "What now?"

Dolza: "I was working the drive-thru window and got run over by a Yugo."

Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "I forgot how angry Azonia can get..."

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
Dolza: "I was working the drive-thru window and got run over by a Yugo."

Please. Gloval is a Man of Wealth and Taste. A Yugo is so below him, it may as well be parked in China.

So, what would he ride in, then?

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[
Dolza: "I was working the drive-thru window and got run over by a Yugo."

Please. Gloval is a Man of Wealth and Taste. A Yugo is so below him, it may as well be parked in China.

Would you believe a ZIL-4112R.

Ya, I could maybe so it.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Would you believe a ZIL-4112R.

I figured something sportier(and I believe we had him driving something European and insanely sexy---automotively speaking----earlier in this thread), but until I can read back and find out exactly what, that will...
Wait...I think we had him driving the Lotus Esprit S1 from The Spy Who Loved Me...I was about to say of the Zil "It steers like a submarine' and that reminded me.

He could have both.