Robotech Blooper Reels

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:52 pm

14) Blame somebody else

Annie: "It wasn't me!" (Using puppy dog eyes)
Rook: "Dammit, Rand! What did you do this time?!"

Rand: "It wasn't my fault!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 8:32 pm

15.) Don't Leave Witnesses
Annie: (kicking the body of a pimple-faced teenage male into the lake as she tosses the crowbar in after it) "Nothing personal, Ken, but if you're going to betray me..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:09 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"But Rook WANTED me to shoot Rand down!"

"Lunk just got in the way..."

SRoss wrote:"Um, Mother Reges, are you sure you want to enter THIS girl's mind?"

Don't do it! :eek:

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Um, Mother Reges, are you sure you want to enter THIS girl's mind?"

The Regess: "What could POSSIBLY go WRONG?"

Famous last words.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Um, Mother Reges, are you sure you want to enter THIS girl's mind?"

The Regess: "What could POSSIBLY go WRONG?"

Rand: "Um, why are Invid Scouts collecting bunnies and puppies?"

Lunk: "And a pony?"

Arnie100 wrote:The Regess: "Bring me all the cuties you can find, my children! Bring them all to me! So I can love them and squeeze them and hug them and name them ALL George!!"
Corg: "That sounds like..."
Annie:
Corg: "Protoculture save us!"

That is kind of scary.

taalismn wrote:Annie's Survival Guide:

11) Don't ##### off anybody that can teleport you into deep space
Ariel: "Annie....did you eat the last hazelnut bon-bons? I was saving them for a special occas-"
Annie: "I'll get more of them...I swear! Even if I have to blackmail Rand into helping me!"

Smart.

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Dec 11, 2015 11:09 pm

Arnie100 wrote:12) Always have blackmail material handy

Rand: "And why would I help you get hazelnut bon bons?"
Annie: "Cuz here's a pic of you watching the girls taking a shower."
Rand: "Alright, alright!"
Annie: "Good boy."

taalismn wrote:13) Hide the evidence
Scott: "Okay, who's been smoking dope around here?! We're a drug-free operation!"
Annie:(shoves extinguished joint in the back of Lancer's jacket)

SRoss wrote:"Hey! Hey! Rand's the only stoner in this outfit!"

Rand: "Hey! What!"

Well, I can kind of see that... :erm:

Arnie100 wrote:14) Blame somebody else

Annie: "It wasn't me!" (Using puppy dog eyes)
Rook: "Dammit, Rand! What did you do this time?!"
Rand: "It wasn't my fault!"

taalismn wrote:15.) Don't Leave Witnesses
Annie: (kicking the body of a pimple-faced teenage male into the lake as she tosses the crowbar in after it) "Nothing personal, Ken, but if you're going to betray me..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:34 am

Awards You Don't Want to Get in the Robotech Universe:

*Khyron (Dis)Commendation
For blue-on-bluing your own personnel/allies(the medal itself resembles a small dagger).

*Kalinsky Kluster####
For screwing up not once, but multiple types in the same mission(possibly the only award Mauve Squadron has earned multiple times)

*Bleeding Heart With Chicken Wings
For letting Lynn Kyle of all people boss you around.

*Golden Pineapple(posthumous)
For dying of something you might have survived if you had shown a lick of commonsense.

*Sue Graham Narrow Focus Lens Award
For being so intent on the Big Scoop you ignored everything else going on around you(often posthumous)

*Silver Snowball(in absentia)
For screwing up so badly you were immediately exiled(guess where?).

*Hunter Vacant Hangar Placeholder
For having multiple aircraft blown out from under you.

*Macross Deep Tread Roadkill Patch
For doing such a horrible Minmei impersonation you started a riot of agitated Zentraedi(again, often posthumous)

*Henri Gloval Backside Painter
For screwing up so badly in front of the Captain, he put his shoe leather to the seat of your pants as you exited the Bridge

*Sterling Savvy Sledgehammer
For not realizing, until too late, that virtually every member of the Sterling family can beat the snot out of you, or at least effectively kill your career.

*Neutron @#$hole
For not thoroughly testing a new technology before deploying it with most of the Fleet

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 12:54 am

taalismn wrote:Awards You Don't Want to Get in the Robotech Universe:

*Khyron (Dis)Commendation
For blue-on-bluing your own personnel/allies(the medal itself resembles a small dagger).

*Kalinsky Kluster####
For screwing up not once, but multiple types in the same mission(possibly the only award Mauve Squadron has earned multiple times)

*Bleeding Heart With Chicken Wings
For letting Lynn Kyle of all people boss you around.

*Golden Pineapple(posthumous)
For dying of something you might have survived if you had shown a lick of commonsense.

*Sue Graham Narrow Focus Lens Award
For being so intent on the Big Scoop you ignored everything else going on around you(often posthumous)

*Silver Snowball(in absentia)
For screwing up so badly you were immediately exiled(guess where?).

*Hunter Vacant Hangar Placeholder
For having multiple aircraft blown out from under you.

*Macross Deep Tread Roadkill Patch
For doing such a horrible Minmei impersonation you started a riot of agitated Zentraedi(again, often posthumous)

*Henri Gloval Backside Painter
For screwing up so badly in front of the Captain, he put his shoe leather to the seat of your pants as you exited the Bridge

*Sterling Savvy Sledgehammer
For not realizing, until too late, that virtually every member of the Sterling family can beat the snot out of you, or at least effectively kill your career.

*Neutron @#$hole
For not thoroughly testing a new technology before deploying it with most of the Fleet

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:17 pm

*Neutron @#$hole
For not thoroughly testing a new technology before deploying it with most of the Fleet

Lang must have a desk full of them.

Lang:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 1:51 pm

*The Paper General
For repeating the same tactic over and over, regardless of how many times it fails.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 12, 2015 2:04 pm

*Tin Plate Hull Patch
For insufficiently reinforcing hull repairs and doing inadequate stress and strain analysis of major structural features.

*Bronzed Zor
For sleeping with the alien monkey and getting your society nearly wiped out as a result.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 7:32 pm

*The Minmei Award For Talent
SHE has an award named after??

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:29 pm

Arnie100 wrote:*The Minmei Award For Talent
SHE has an award named after??

Minmei: (Pointing a loaded Shotgun between Arnie100's eyes) "You got a problem with that?" :bandit:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 8:54 pm

Arnie100: (Remembering Annie's Survival Tip #14) "THAT wasn't ME...that was KYLE."
Minmei:

(Heading off to look for Kyle) "Why that no good, back-stabbing..."
SRoss: "Smooth, Arnie, smooth!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 9:08 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: (Remembering Annie's Survival Tip #14) "THAT wasn't ME...that was KYLE."
Minmei: (Heading off to look for Kyle) "Why that no good, back-stabbing..."
SRoss: "Smooth, Arnie, smooth!"

Minmei: (over shoulder) "Don't think for a moment you're off the hook....Shooting my cousin's just business; you're going to be a pleasure."
Kyle: "Dude....she doesn't mean a pleasure for YOU...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 13, 2015 10:51 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: (Remembering Annie's Survival Tip #14) "THAT wasn't ME...that was KYLE."
Minmei: (Heading off to look for Kyle) "Why that no good, back-stabbing..."
SRoss: "Smooth, Arnie, smooth!"

Minmei: (over shoulder) "Don't think for a moment you're off the hook....Shooting my cousin's just business; you're going to be a pleasure."
Kyle: "Dude....she doesn't mean a pleasure for YOU...."

SRoss: "Quick! Run through the Gate!"

Taalismn: "We'll randomize the coordinates!" :twisted:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:04 pm

*Rand's Survival Badge
For actually surviving his stupidity

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 8:31 pm

Arnie100 wrote:*Rand's Survival Badge
For actually surviving his stupidity

*Rand Bromze Banana w/ Aloe Leaf Cluster
For surviving Annie.

kb001 · Unread post by **kb001** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:53 pm

At the ready room of the 15 ATAC dante is checking his gun,
"you would think they would make on that doesn't jam"
Bang a shot shoots out almost hitting one of the men.
"**** it was loaded, sorry"

In reflex point while talking to the regis, she say "you see arial violence is second na..." she falls over, and scott runs over "Mom you okay" "Yeah I just slipped on my robe" The VA were mother and son in real life.

On board the Zentraedi space ship after rick and lisa fell down into the water rick wake up
Lisa "your finally awake"
Rick "uuuhh emm yeaah"
Lisa "did you forget your lines again"
Rick "uuu no, yeah.. I mean I didn't think you would look so hot with wet hair..."
Lisa "aaaa Thanks?"
On the same episode after Lisa was caught and dropped the vidcam
"It didn't break, aahh just step on it"
take 2 of above
Vidcam did break and rick has the rife aimed at the Zentraedi and pulls the trigger...nothing happens...Rick says "who forgot to load the gun"
Same episode
Max is running around in his VT and plans to hide in the toilet. He open the door and the Zentraedi is there taking a dump and says "Hey I'm busy get out" Max "Oh sorry...YOU SHOULD LOCK THE DOOR WHEN YOUR IN HERE" Zentraedi "JUST GET OUT" Max with out thinking leaves and closes the door, "wait a minute I need to.." CLICK Z locks the door. Camera shows max waiting outside the toilet for Z to finish. The Z flush the toilet and unlocks the door, "ok I'm read for the shot" Max "damn I hate working w/ new actors and zentraedi are the worst"

Scott just landed on earth is riding his cyclone out of the forest and see the desert "Commander Hunter never bragged about this, it's as vast as venus" His says as look at the barren land, then all the sudden the back drop picture of the desert falls over and you see the studio. "****, Im glad it didn't hit me"

Kyle and Minme are caught by kyron and azona is playing with kyle ...SNAP..."Oh **** I think I broke his leg"
Same episode Kyle and Minme are in the fork build cage (kyle's pants have a bulge from knee down where his leg was broke) Kyle leaning against the fork yelling at Kyron "Hey why can't you not fight and beeee...." The fork he was leaning on falls down with him as he smashes his face into the floor.
same episode Kyle bandage on face plus bulge pants leg were cast is..
Kyron "I show you I've learned about cult also.." Starts kissing Azona His number 2 comes up to tell him about the attack but everyone is quite....
Kyron "did you forget you lines" He notices everyone is look at his waist...He look down an notices his 6 foot hard on...."oh so that's what happens when you kiss.....Sorry" Azona "Im not"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 9:58 pm

kb001 wrote:Same episode Kyle and Minme are in the fork build cage (kyle's pants have a bulge from knee down where his leg was broke) Kyle leaning against the fork yelling at Kyron "Hey why can't you not fight and beeee...." The fork he was leaning on falls down with him as he smashes his face into the floor.

....and all the forks and the plate crush him and Minmei.
Azonia: "I think we just lost our bargaining chips..."

Good ol'fashioned bloopers you got there :ok:

kb001 · Unread post by **kb001** » Mon Dec 14, 2015 11:18 pm

Macross
Lisa on shuttle to earth, rick just saved her from BP attack in super VT "I have something to tell you, yet it's personal so just look out the window" Lisa "It's in code" He flash codes the message to her. Lisa "thanks Rick" Rick "Lisa you remember when I said it was personal and didn't want to use the radio, well while you were reading my message you had the radio mic button on, and transmitted the entire message over the radio..." Lisa "OH....**** I forgot...sorry" Rick "Idiot"
On Azonia ship inside the battle pod as the 4 prisoners are trying to escape. Rick "It's a shame they didn't leave a operating manual.." Lisa "why do you read Zentraedi or do you think they print the manuals in japanese, english, french, german and a few other languages just incase people they never meet hijacks one of their mecha??HHMMMM?? Rick "You know you can be a real pill sometimes..as well as pain in the ass..." Lisa (back to the original lines) "Hmm what was that I didn't hear." Rick "oh there is no time..under his breath no time to get my ass beat"
Just after they escape and are still the pod, over the radio they hear music.....Rick "hey thats Musica...errr Minme.
Take 2 Music play over the radio Rick "that's minme..." pause..Lisa "that's the only thing you think of isn't it, would you be as happy if she was singing on Kyrons ship?" Rick "what was that I didn't hear...I was listen to minme sing" Lisa "Yeah Minme, Musica which ever as long as the name starts with a M your okay....what is my name was Misa(which it was in the original)"

Rick and lisa trapped on SDF-1 after the transformation right during the showing of Minme's movie. Rick yelling for help "help help" the soda robot "can I take your order" Rick "No you Idiot we ne" WHAMM the robot fell from the level above on top of rick. Lisa "Rick you alive....I'll have one soda please and non for him"
The 3 spys on bretti ship showing them what they brought back, "this is a grand piano and damn it was a ***** getting it into the battle pod while micronized" one of the other 2 spys "Truth"

On earth after the Zentraedi bombardment.
Lisa is in rick bed room cleaning, after she finishes she leave chuckling about her redecoration of the bedroom, when rick runs into her. Rick "Lisa why are you smiling and laughing to yourself.....did you do it again?" Lisa "do what" in an a play pur. Rick "ahhh come on Lisa that's the 12th time this month, you got to stop." Lisa "You know how I feel yet you keep her pictures all over the place and none of me, why is that?" Rick "Well....that's because I have always near me and see you all the time....yeah that's why" Lisa "Hmmph I doubt that and I'm going home." Rick "oh come on lisa don't be like that, I've been on mission for 6 hours and could use an afternoon quickie....so come on back to the house, however your punishment for flipping the picture...AGAIN will be that while were doing it I'm going to be looking at her picture..." He head in towards his house. Lisa "that ********...you think I'm that easy...not today MISTER, I'm going home..." She starts walking then stops....looking toward the sky she says "Im going to hate myself in the morning...." Quickly walk after Rick into his house "wait up rick I'm coming"

Scott in his new alpha
Lancer "I'm coming too" Scott "don't be crazy this is no place for someone like you. Lancer "theres a lot more to me then meets the eye." Scott "All I see is a pervert in a slinky outfit" Lancer "aahhhh Damn I guess there is not much more then meet the eye about me....Damn how did I not know that I am a weirdo" Rand " I still love you" not yet knowing what scott knew....that she is a he...

Scott w/ marlene at denver Scott "we don't need word" as he leans down to kiss her Marlene" Oh Rick....I mean scott. ****" Scott "Good job.....Lisa"

On board the space in the officers pub scott, Max's daughter (new skull leader) marlene's brother and his wing man...chit chat.. Arial show up.."Scott I need to talk to you.." Scott "Marlene what are you doing here" "oppsss, I meant Arial"

At Point K end of battle Scott " you did well and I'm proud of you, yet we use to much protoculter so we need to conserve" Lunk "How could we be able not to find a **** load of that stuff here...hell I found a full armed and fueled Beta fight plus a number of alphas....Theres got to be that stuff all over the place" Director "Lunk just stick to your lines and don't point out the obvious, thank you and lets take 2" Lunk "whatever"
Leaving point K w/ annie lunk and marlene in the jeep annie "I'm glad scotts back to his self now I only have one problem...is she like mints you will never be able to tell us apart" Lunk under his breath "she's hot your not, she an adult your a kid, she got curve every where it counts your flat as a board." Annie "what was that lunk" lunk "nothing,....your right you to would be hard to know who is who if she likes mints....in your dreams..."
Bar fight with rook and the gang boss, gang boss runs at rook, and she elbows him in the adams apple. He falls to the ground like a bag of dead mice....Rock "Hey jim you okay, Jim wake up" "Oh **** I think I killed him, well theres not come at me again and see if I get it right line this time...cause I guess I got it right on the first try......teehee sorry"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:00 pm

Rick, Max Ben and Roy are walking down a corridor discussing things. They hear thudding in the ventilation system and then the ceiling vent crashed down.

#CRASH!#

#TEAR!#

#THUD!#

Max finds himself staring at a dirty naked Miriya laying atop Rick, Roy and Ben.

Max: "Hellllooo beautiful!" 8-)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:39 pm

SDF-1 Security Guard to the Three Spies: "You know, you ALMOST got away with escaping in that battlepod if you hadn't gone back to swipe that piano."
Bron: (pounding Rico on the head) "...idiot...."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Dec 15, 2015 10:33 pm

Chronicler wrote:*Neutron @#$hole
For not thoroughly testing a new technology before deploying it with most of the Fleet

Lang must have a desk full of them.

Lang:

SRoss wrote:*The Paper General
For repeating the same tactic over and over, regardless of how many times it fails.

taalismn wrote:*Tin Plate Hull Patch
For insufficiently reinforcing hull repairs and doing inadequate stress and strain analysis of major structural features.

*Bronzed Zor
For sleeping with the alien monkey and getting your society nearly wiped out as a result.

Arnie100 wrote:*The Minmei Award For Talent
SHE has an award named after??

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*The Minmei Award For Talent
SHE has an award named after??

Minmei: (Pointing a loaded Shotgun between Arnie100's eyes) "You got a problem with that?"

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: (Remembering Annie's Survival Tip #14) "THAT wasn't ME...that was KYLE."
Minmei: (Heading off to look for Kyle) "Why that no good, back-stabbing..."
SRoss: "Smooth, Arnie, smooth!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: (Remembering Annie's Survival Tip #14) "THAT wasn't ME...that was KYLE."
Minmei: (Heading off to look for Kyle) "Why that no good, back-stabbing..."
SRoss: "Smooth, Arnie, smooth!"

Minmei: (over shoulder) "Don't think for a moment you're off the hook....Shooting my cousin's just business; you're going to be a pleasure."
Kyle: "Dude....she doesn't mean a pleasure for YOU...."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: (Remembering Annie's Survival Tip #14) "THAT wasn't ME...that was KYLE."
Minmei: (Heading off to look for Kyle) "Why that no good, back-stabbing..."
SRoss: "Smooth, Arnie, smooth!"

Minmei: (over shoulder) "Don't think for a moment you're off the hook....Shooting my cousin's just business; you're going to be a pleasure."
Kyle: "Dude....she doesn't mean a pleasure for YOU...."

SRoss: "Quick! Run through the Gate!"

Taalismn: "We'll randomize the coordinates!"

Ya, not going to those places, unless I've got some mega level skills or mecha backing me up.

Arnie100 wrote:*Rand's Survival Badge
For actually surviving his stupidity

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*Rand's Survival Badge
For actually surviving his stupidity

*Rand Bromze Banana w/ Aloe Leaf Cluster
For surviving Annie.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 1:40 pm

*Minmei's Award For Intelligent Thinking
Wait...WHAT?!

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:33 pm

Arnie100 wrote:*Minmei's Award For Intelligent Thinking
"Wait...WHAT?!"

*BLAM!*

"Holy crap! She shot him!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:57 pm

"Hah!! YOU MISSED! I'M STILL TYPING!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:17 pm

That would be the 'Idol IQ Award'...or maybe 'Idle IQ Award', the latter for ' Most Blatant and Conscious Effort NOT to Use the Commonsense God Gave Small Animals'.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 8:18 pm

SRoss: "Dude! How long before he realizes she blew off both his kneecaps?" :shock:

Taalismn: "I don't know. How long does it take for adrenaline to wear off?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:04 pm

Arnie100: (Checking out the scene...) :shock:

"Bloody Hell! What happened to THAT guy!"
Minmei: :eek:

"Who did I shoot?!"
SRoss: "Who DID she shoot?!" (Turning the guy over...)
Tommy: "Helllppp...mmmeee..."
Taalismn, Arnie100, SRoss and Minmei: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 9:40 pm

"Ouch..she wiped his harddrive."
"She shot him in the head?!" :shock:

"No...she wiped his harddrive. That's some mean electromagnet she's got."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:59 pm

Arnie100 wrote:*Minmei's Award For Intelligent Thinking
Wait...WHAT?!

Ya, she wasn't know for that.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*Minmei's Award For Intelligent Thinking
"Wait...WHAT?!"

*BLAM!*

"Holy crap! She shot him!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Hah!! YOU MISSED! I'M STILL TYPING!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!"

taalismn wrote:That would be the 'Idol IQ Award'...or maybe 'Idle IQ Award', the latter for ' Most Blatant and Conscious Effort NOT to Use the Commonsense God Gave Small Animals'.

Long title.

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Dude! How long before he realizes she blew off both his kneecaps?"

Taalismn: "I don't know. How long does it take for adrenaline to wear off?"

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: (Checking out the scene...) "Bloody Hell! What happened to THAT guy!"
Minmei: "Who did I shoot?!"
SRoss: "Who DID she shoot?!" (Turning the guy over...)
Tommy: "Helllppp...mmmeee..."
Taalismn, Arnie100, SRoss and Minmei:

taalismn wrote:"Ouch..she wiped his harddrive."
"She shot him in the head?!"
"No...she wiped his harddrive. That's some mean electromagnet she's got."

kb001 · Unread post by **kb001** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 6:19 am

taalismn wrote:"We've secretly replaced the Regent's Flower of Life with Folger's Decaf. Let's see the resulting cross-galactic bloodbath from a safe distance...."

You see scott leaving reflex point in his alpha, chuckling to himself.....Your damn right I'm not giving you all the FoL, and it wasn't coffee bean plants I replaced them w/. Back in reflex point, you hear the Regis "damn what the hell is this, cough cough......I feel funny and Im hungry as ****...and tired...." She looks at the monitor and start giving combat orders to the Invid. Invid repsond "Regis there are not human at these locations, and half the entire army is heading into the sun.....what going on.... Flip back to the regis eye blood shot and still giving orders....slowly pane to the monitor...and that is when you realize that the monitor is turned off....
Scott "Hope she like Northern lights #3 crossed with south American funk....My own special blend....hehehh

Little do many know that Rick hunter was not the first choice to play the hero....
Scene Dick fisher flying VF-201 out of control head toward SDF at ramming speed, Lisa "try configuration B, pull the leveler marked B down" Dick thinking to himself I know we rehearsed this scene 3 times. He looks down where the levels are, and realizes that there are no levers...."THIS IS NOT A VT IT'S A F-14 TOMCAT,....THEY DONT TRANSSSS'" BOOOOM. lucky he missed the sdf, yet we need a new lead...and thats how Rick Hunter became Macross hero.

After crashed onto the SDF rick and minmie are looking for a way out, when see wants to take a bath....Rick and her start pulling on the pipes, whenn whamm the entire wall falls on them, and behind them is Roy and Mirria going at it. Roy "ohhh this is akward..." All the sudden You see Max running toward Roy, You ******* thats my wife to be......your going to find out what the blue devil can really do...." Roy running away naked "Rick help" Rick weakly laughing...say "climb and bank big brother, climb and bank"
Minmie leaves for a clean set of clothes, leaving Mirria and rick alone, with mirria still naked.........The you see rick walking toward Mirria, who is smile at rick...He take a moment to prop up the fake wall, and then...........(audio sound of youchrome-extension://gfjopfpjmkcfgjpogepmdjmcnihfpokn/img/icons/icon-play_128.pngr choice).
Macross city scene right before SDF is to take off, when all the sudden Godzilla appears and start stopping around destroying half the city......Stop stop you idiot your on set 6 not set 9...."Oh sorry" Godzilla tip toes out of the model city, and b/c of that they were forced to rewrite the script, so that the Z bomb the city from orbit, as building a new model city was not possible....

Mar base...."I think it was an explosion of some sort" Henry "an Explosion, Lisa send out the cats eye recon ship" Lisa "Oh **** I was to do that a few minutes ago, yes captain, Cat eye report on possible explosion at the 20 mile limit. Cat Eye "Roger that One unarmed, unarmmored and very visible (due to powerful radar) recon ship head out toward what is believed to be an explosion unescorted during war time, ROGER THAT.',,,,,:MY ASS YOU DO IT I DONT want to stick my ass out in the open and die, I maybe brave yet Im not crazy, Cat eye over and out. Lisa "We need that recon report, you hal....: Cat eye "We know lisa we where just fooling, we actually saw the disturbance before you radio us, and head out there on our own authority... and it was explosion plus multiple enemy unit at the location, 1000+ maybe.....we took damage and can not relay the image to you, yet radio all squadrons to ready for combat, Cateye returning home." laugh was heard right before radio cut off.
ccaptain how did this happen....those super solider documentaries were labeled top top secret, eyes only, how did the Z get them....now they know micronian have super powers, that was to be used to surprise attack the Z and wipe them out, well at least 80% of the plan is complete," He turns to EX. "no point in lying to you since you already know the truth, that many human have such super powers, yet we a peace loving and hate to use them, however you have forced our hand and reluctantly the world leaders have authorized the use of the OMEGA combat team, with orders to either force the Z away from the Sol system never to return, or completely destroy the entire Z people, leaving none. So, Return to your masters and tell them this and that they can not win." Ex. with mouth hanging wide open, raises from his seat, and walks towards the door, at which point he say "I can say this with high confidence......WE SURRENDER" With that the war was over, all due to one (pain in the ass incest loving whinner) man. He is paraded around for over 2 years as the hero that saved earth, with now nothing but a bar room signer minine in tow, as his play thing....... During one of her performances at a local dive into N. Japan, kyle was sitting by the front window, so any women walking by would see him and rush in to meet him....THe sound of breaking glass, followed by the report of a high powered rifle shot. BANG. Then a THUD. Kyle's head is face down on the table with blood all over the table and half his face and brain all over minmie who was infront of him. AAAHHHHH the other women scream, yet not her......later the round was found and carved into it was From Space w/ Love. The hero was dead.......oddly reports of odd looking people ranging from 2 darker skin very tall bald guy one w/ a mask on, and w/ a small companion, the other a loner, Also, a male female couple seen around the site of the shooting, both with strange color hair, and the man very rude. Finally Hunter and Sterling where seen head to the states w/ a stop over at pearl, 2 days after.........who killed Kyle....is still unknown....and ongoing.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 2:11 pm

"You know, Roy might have survived getting shot up by those Quadronnos if only his ejection seat hadn't gone off once he was back aboard the SDF-1..."
"Okay, I missed the blood stains on the ceiling..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:04 pm

"At least Chief Toombs isn't here."
"I heard he was in Siberia..."
"Ouch. Betcha a 100 he's already pissed the base commander!"
"That's a sucker's bet. It'll happen as soon as Toombs sets foot on the base."
"Spoilsport."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:16 pm

Bad Ideas From the Robotech Research Institute:

*The Veritech Washing Machine
"So, you got stuck in the 'spin' cycle and almost drowned? Then collapsed of vertigo afterwards? Sucks to be test pilot for that program."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:23 pm

*The Veritech Moped
"SERIOUSLY?!"

*A Lightsaber
"Cool! I always wanted one of these!" (Points at face and...)
SNAP HISS
(...body drops to the floor)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 8:37 pm

*Veritech Barco-Lounger
"Admit it, Lang, you're just a lazy sod; too lazy to get up and get your own beer from the fridge."
"Shut up and help me unjam this thing from the doorway!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Dec 17, 2015 11:30 pm

kb001 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"We've secretly replaced the Regent's Flower of Life with Folger's Decaf. Let's see the resulting cross-galactic bloodbath from a safe distance...."

You see scott leaving reflex point in his alpha, chuckling to himself.....Your damn right I'm not giving you all the FoL, and it wasn't coffee bean plants I replaced them w/. Back in reflex point, you hear the Regis "damn what the hell is this, cough cough......I feel funny and Im hungry as ****...and tired...." She looks at the monitor and start giving combat orders to the Invid. Invid repsond "Regis there are not human at these locations, and half the entire army is heading into the sun.....what going on.... Flip back to the regis eye blood shot and still giving orders....slowly pane to the monitor...and that is when you realize that the monitor is turned off....
Scott "Hope she like Northern lights #3 crossed with south American funk....My own special blend....hehehh

Little do many know that Rick hunter was not the first choice to play the hero....
Scene Dick fisher flying VF-201 out of control head toward SDF at ramming speed, Lisa "try configuration B, pull the leveler marked B down" Dick thinking to himself I know we rehearsed this scene 3 times. He looks down where the levels are, and realizes that there are no levers...."THIS IS NOT A VT IT'S A F-14 TOMCAT,....THEY DONT TRANSSSS'" BOOOOM. lucky he missed the sdf, yet we need a new lead...and thats how Rick Hunter became Macross hero.

After crashed onto the SDF rick and minmie are looking for a way out, when see wants to take a bath....Rick and her start pulling on the pipes, whenn whamm the entire wall falls on them, and behind them is Roy and Mirria going at it. Roy "ohhh this is akward..." All the sudden You see Max running toward Roy, You ******* thats my wife to be......your going to find out what the blue devil can really do...." Roy running away naked "Rick help" Rick weakly laughing...say "climb and bank big brother, climb and bank"
Minmie leaves for a clean set of clothes, leaving Mirria and rick alone, with mirria still naked.........The you see rick walking toward Mirria, who is smile at rick...He take a moment to prop up the fake wall, and then...........(audio sound of youchrome-extension://gfjopfpjmkcfgjpogepmdjmcnihfpokn/img/icons/icon-play_128.pngr choice).
Macross city scene right before SDF is to take off, when all the sudden Godzilla appears and start stopping around destroying half the city......Stop stop you idiot your on set 6 not set 9...."Oh sorry" Godzilla tip toes out of the model city, and b/c of that they were forced to rewrite the script, so that the Z bomb the city from orbit, as building a new model city was not possible....

Mar base...."I think it was an explosion of some sort" Henry "an Explosion, Lisa send out the cats eye recon ship" Lisa "Oh **** I was to do that a few minutes ago, yes captain, Cat eye report on possible explosion at the 20 mile limit. Cat Eye "Roger that One unarmed, unarmmored and very visible (due to powerful radar) recon ship head out toward what is believed to be an explosion unescorted during war time, ROGER THAT.',,,,,:MY ASS YOU DO IT I DONT want to stick my ass out in the open and die, I maybe brave yet Im not crazy, Cat eye over and out. Lisa "We need that recon report, you hal....: Cat eye "We know lisa we where just fooling, we actually saw the disturbance before you radio us, and head out there on our own authority... and it was explosion plus multiple enemy unit at the location, 1000+ maybe.....we took damage and can not relay the image to you, yet radio all squadrons to ready for combat, Cateye returning home." laugh was heard right before radio cut off.
ccaptain how did this happen....those super solider documentaries were labeled top top secret, eyes only, how did the Z get them....now they know micronian have super powers, that was to be used to surprise attack the Z and wipe them out, well at least 80% of the plan is complete," He turns to EX. "no point in lying to you since you already know the truth, that many human have such super powers, yet we a peace loving and hate to use them, however you have forced our hand and reluctantly the world leaders have authorized the use of the OMEGA combat team, with orders to either force the Z away from the Sol system never to return, or completely destroy the entire Z people, leaving none. So, Return to your masters and tell them this and that they can not win." Ex. with mouth hanging wide open, raises from his seat, and walks towards the door, at which point he say "I can say this with high confidence......WE SURRENDER" With that the war was over, all due to one (pain in the ass incest loving whinner) man. He is paraded around for over 2 years as the hero that saved earth, with now nothing but a bar room signer minine in tow, as his play thing....... During one of her performances at a local dive into N. Japan, kyle was sitting by the front window, so any women walking by would see him and rush in to meet him....THe sound of breaking glass, followed by the report of a high powered rifle shot. BANG. Then a THUD. Kyle's head is face down on the table with blood all over the table and half his face and brain all over minmie who was infront of him. AAAHHHHH the other women scream, yet not her......later the round was found and carved into it was From Space w/ Love. The hero was dead.......oddly reports of odd looking people ranging from 2 darker skin very tall bald guy one w/ a mask on, and w/ a small companion, the other a loner, Also, a male female couple seen around the site of the shooting, both with strange color hair, and the man very rude. Finally Hunter and Sterling where seen head to the states w/ a stop over at pearl, 2 days after.........who killed Kyle....is still unknown....and ongoing.

Ya, a little funny, but you need to work on your writing a little. Missing word, run on sentences, etc.

taalismn wrote:"You know, Roy might have survived getting shot up by those Quadronnos if only his ejection seat hadn't gone off once he was back aboard the SDF-1..."
"Okay, I missed the blood stains on the ceiling..."

Arnie100 wrote:"At least Chief Toombs isn't here."
"I heard he was in Siberia..."
"Ouch. Betcha a 100 he's already pissed the base commander!"
"That's a sucker's bet. It'll happen as soon as Toombs sets foot on the base."
"Spoilsport."

taalismn wrote:Bad Ideas From the Robotech Research Institute:

*The Veritech Washing Machine
"So, you got stuck in the 'spin' cycle and almost drowned? Then collapsed of vertigo afterwards? Sucks to be test pilot for that program."

Arnie100 wrote:*The Veritech Moped
"SERIOUSLY?!"

*A Lightsaber
"Cool! I always wanted one of these!" (Points at face and...)
SNAP HISS
(...body drops to the floor)

Who don't want a light saber?

taalismn wrote:*Veritech Barco-Lounger
"Admit it, Lang, you're just a lazy sod; too lazy to get up and get your own beer from the fridge."
"Shut up and help me unjam this thing from the doorway!"

89er · Unread post by **89er** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:36 am

First time here, how do I insult Marcus Rush?

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 4:32 am

89er wrote:First time here, how do I insult Marcus Rush?

Marcus:

"I was hoping they'd forget about me..."
Alex Ghost: "Once an idiot...ALWAYS an IDIOT."
Marcus: "Aren't you DEAD?"
Alex Ghost: "I'm here to act as your guide and conscience."

Marcus: "God help me."
Alex Ghost: "Who do you think gave me this assignment?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:54 am

89er wrote:First time here, how do I insult Marcus Rush?

Very easily.
He's 'emo-boy', 'milk-sop', 'knee-biter', 'Marlene's obnoxious kid-brother'. Take your pick.

89er · Unread post by **89er** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 12:01 pm

taalismn wrote:
89er wrote:First time here, how do I insult Marcus Rush?

Very easily.
He's 'emo-boy', 'milk-sop', 'knee-biter', 'Marlene's obnoxious kid-brother'. Take your pick.

I was Aiming more to focus on his xenophobia.

-Marcus, why did you post about your pendant on the Invid equivalent of ebay?

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:11 pm

Marcus: "Ssooo...would Ariel be a slug?"
SLAP!!!!
Alex Ghost: "Oohh...I felt that one! I was right, you're an idiot."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 2:59 pm

Arnie100 wrote:*The Veritech Moped
"SERIOUSLY?!"

"Now even the Cyclone can carry an emergency vehicle."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 3:17 pm

*Veritech Unicycle
"What is this, minimalist school of engineering?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 6:52 pm

*Veritech Wheelchair
"What the heck??" :-?

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:58 pm

taalismn wrote:*Veritech Unicycle
"What is this, minimalist school of engineering?"

"... It's just a unicycle with an electric kickstand."

"Correction, a protoculture powered kickstand."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 8:15 pm

Arnie100 wrote:*Veritech Wheelchair
"What the heck??"

You're going to need one...or the Veritech Gurney...after riding some of the others....

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:28 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*Veritech Wheelchair
"What the heck??"

You're going to need one...or the Veritech Gurney...after riding some of the others....

Speed Racer: "What the hell just passed me?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 18, 2015 11:55 pm

*Veritech Gurney
Variable Medical Transportation Unit

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 12:10 am

89er wrote:First time here, how do I insult Marcus Rush?

Don't worry, they'll give you some ideals.

Arnie100 wrote:
89er wrote:First time here, how do I insult Marcus Rush?

Marcus: "I was hoping they'd forget about me..."
Alex Ghost: "Once an idiot...ALWAYS an IDIOT."
Marcus: "Aren't you DEAD?"
Alex Ghost: "I'm here to act as your guide and conscience."
Marcus: "God help me."
Alex Ghost: "Who do you think gave me this assignment?"

taalismn wrote:
89er wrote:First time here, how do I insult Marcus Rush?

Very easily.
He's 'emo-boy', 'milk-sop', 'knee-biter', 'Marlene's obnoxious kid-brother'. Take your pick.

89er wrote:
taalismn wrote:
89er wrote:First time here, how do I insult Marcus Rush?

Very easily.
He's 'emo-boy', 'milk-sop', 'knee-biter', 'Marlene's obnoxious kid-brother'. Take your pick.

I was Aiming more to focus on his xenophobia.

-Marcus, why did you post about your pendant on the Invid equivalent of ebay?

Arnie100 wrote:Marcus: "Ssooo...would Ariel be a slug?"
SLAP!!!!
Alex Ghost: "Oohh...I felt that one! I was right, you're an idiot."

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*The Veritech Moped
"SERIOUSLY?!"

"Now even the Cyclone can carry an emergency vehicle."

taalismn wrote:*Veritech Unicycle
"What is this, minimalist school of engineering?"

Or worse.

Arnie100 wrote:*Veritech Wheelchair
"What the heck??"

I think they're getting desperate.

Chronicler wrote:
taalismn wrote:*Veritech Unicycle
"What is this, minimalist school of engineering?"

"... It's just a unicycle with an electric kickstand."

"Correction, a protoculture powered kickstand."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*Veritech Wheelchair
"What the heck??"

You're going to need one...or the Veritech Gurney...after riding some of the others....

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*Veritech Wheelchair
"What the heck??"

You're going to need one...or the Veritech Gurney...after riding some of the others....

Speed Racer: "What the hell just passed me?"

Arnie100 wrote:*Veritech Gurney
Variable Medical Transportation Unit

Will anyone survive if they use it?