Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 19, 2015 8:40 pm

Arnie100 wrote:*Veritech Gurney
Variable Medical Transportation Unit

The humiliating thing about it is the open-backed hospital gown that's the pilot's suit....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 4:01 am

*Coffee made from The Flower of Life
"Is the coffee supposed to glow like that?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 2:53 pm

Arnie100 wrote:*Coffee made from The Flower of Life
"Is the coffee supposed to glow like that?"

"Is the DRINKER supposed to glow like that?" :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 9:26 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*Coffee made from The Flower of Life
"Is the coffee supposed to glow like that?"

"Is the DRINKER supposed to glow like that?"

"I can taste colours..." :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 10:35 pm

"Regis-Blend Coffee: Don't Simply Wake Up Your Day, Evolve it."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 20, 2015 10:47 pm

taalismn wrote:"Regis-Blend Coffee: Don't Simply Wake Up Your Day, Evolve it."

Edwards:

"I'm never drinking coffee again."
Corg: "How do you think we became like you humans?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 8:51 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

Edwards: "I'm never drinking coffee again."
Corg: "How do you think we became like you humans?"

"We assumed you weren't getting enough sleep, and spend you nights knocking back boilermakers."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 10:44 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Edwards: "I'm never drinking coffee again."
Corg: "How do you think we became like you humans?"

"We assumed you weren't getting enough sleep, and spend you nights knocking back boilermakers."

Kyle: "THIS IS DECALF!!! (Uses third arm to throttle Corg)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:07 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Kyle: "THIS IS DECALF!!! (Uses third arm to throttle Corg)

"Yes, we take the cow out of it. Puts an end to the complaints that our instant coffee tastes like reconstituted bovine dung."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:42 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Kyle: "THIS IS DECALF!!! (Uses third arm to throttle Corg)

"Yes, we take the cow out of it. Puts an end to the complaints that our instant coffee tastes like reconstituted bovine dung."

"THAT'S what our coffee was made from?! I KNOW I'm gonna be SICK."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 12:53 am

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Kyle: "THIS IS DECALF!!! (Uses third arm to throttle Corg)

"Yes, we take the cow out of it. Puts an end to the complaints that our instant coffee tastes like reconstituted bovine dung."

"THAT'S what our coffee was made from?! I KNOW I'm gonna be SICK."

"Just drink your Milk of Magnesium and lay down."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 4:42 pm

"Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...we're gonna blast his fat @$$..." (humming merrily...)
:shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 22, 2015 6:51 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...we're gonna blast his fat @$$..." (humming merrily...)

Guess who's getting an asteroid hard-dropped down his chimney?

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:02 am

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*Veritech Gurney
Variable Medical Transportation Unit

The humiliating thing about it is the open-backed hospital gown that's the pilot's suit....

Arnie100 wrote:*Coffee made from The Flower of Life
"Is the coffee supposed to glow like that?"

I'll not be surprised if that becomes outlawed for humans and similar to drink/eat.

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*Coffee made from The Flower of Life
"Is the coffee supposed to glow like that?"

"Is the DRINKER supposed to glow like that?"

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:*Coffee made from The Flower of Life
"Is the coffee supposed to glow like that?"

"Is the DRINKER supposed to glow like that?"

"I can taste colours..."

taalismn wrote:"Regis-Blend Coffee: Don't Simply Wake Up Your Day, Evolve it."

Were did that extra arm come from?!? :shock:

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Regis-Blend Coffee: Don't Simply Wake Up Your Day, Evolve it."

Edwards: "I'm never drinking coffee again."
Corg: "How do you think we became like you humans?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 12:09 am

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Edwards: "I'm never drinking coffee again."
Corg: "How do you think we became like you humans?"

"We assumed you weren't getting enough sleep, and spend you nights knocking back boilermakers."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Edwards: "I'm never drinking coffee again."
Corg: "How do you think we became like you humans?"

"We assumed you weren't getting enough sleep, and spend you nights knocking back boilermakers."

Kyle: "THIS IS DECALF!!! (Uses third arm to throttle Corg)

Told ya!

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Kyle: "THIS IS DECALF!!! (Uses third arm to throttle Corg)

"Yes, we take the cow out of it. Puts an end to the complaints that our instant coffee tastes like reconstituted bovine dung."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Kyle: "THIS IS DECALF!!! (Uses third arm to throttle Corg)

"Yes, we take the cow out of it. Puts an end to the complaints that our instant coffee tastes like reconstituted bovine dung."

"THAT'S what our coffee was made from?! I KNOW I'm gonna be SICK."

I think any would be.

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Kyle: "THIS IS DECALF!!! (Uses third arm to throttle Corg)

"Yes, we take the cow out of it. Puts an end to the complaints that our instant coffee tastes like reconstituted bovine dung."

"THAT'S what our coffee was made from?! I KNOW I'm gonna be SICK."

"Just drink your Milk of Magnesium and lay down."

Arnie100 wrote:"Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...we're gonna blast his fat @$$..." (humming merrily...)

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus...we're gonna blast his fat @$$..." (humming merrily...)

Guess who's getting an asteroid hard-dropped down his chimney?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:29 pm

"Annie?"
"Yes, Scott?"
"I appreciate your effort into decorating a tree for the holidays-"
"Yes? Isn't it beautiful?"
"Yes, it is-"
"And I had to improvise the decorations!"
"Yes, we noticed. In fact, about those-"
"Yes?"
"-I kinda wish you hadn't have used all our cobalt grenades."
"Used what we had on hand."
"-or tied Rand to the top-"
"-scott!The wind's coming up and those pins aren't going to hold forever-!" :shock:

"HOLD ON, RAND! So Annie, we're going to have to take down your decorations and get Rand down before something bad hap-"
## MULTIPLEBLAM!##
"-too late, Scott. Looks like Rand's getting back in space before you do."
"I noticed, Rook. Okay, let's pack up camp and get going as soon as we get a heading on where he's coming down."
"YHEY! ROAD-TRIP!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:39 pm

"Scott...what if he lands in the North Pole?"
"Santa can keep him, Annie."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 24, 2015 4:45 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Scott...what if he lands in the North Pole?"
"Santa can keep him, Annie."

"Welcome to IceGuard, kid. You might want to step a little livelier; the icewurms are out tonight, and you don't want to get caught out in the open; there's some maniac in a red suit making supersonic passes over the open pack ice tonight."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 5:09 pm

"So what'd you get for Christmas?"
"Rand."
:puke:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 9:09 pm

"If Rand's not coming back from the North Pole, can I have his Cyclone?"
"ANNIE!!!""
"What? It's a legitimate question!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Dec 25, 2015 11:17 pm

taalismn wrote:"Annie?"
"Yes, Scott?"
"I appreciate your effort into decorating a tree for the holidays-"
"Yes? Isn't it beautiful?"
"Yes, it is-"
"And I had to improvise the decorations!"
"Yes, we noticed. In fact, about those-"
"Yes?"
"-I kinda wish you hadn't have used all our cobalt grenades."
"Used what we had on hand."
"-or tied Rand to the top-"
"-scott!The wind's coming up and those pins aren't going to hold forever-!"
"HOLD ON, RAND! So Annie, we're going to have to take down your decorations and get Rand down before something bad hap-"
## MULTIPLEBLAM!##
"-too late, Scott. Looks like Rand's getting back in space before you do."
"I noticed, Rook. Okay, let's pack up camp and get going as soon as we get a heading on where he's coming down."
"YHEY! ROAD-TRIP!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Scott...what if he lands in the North Pole?"
"Santa can keep him, Annie."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Scott...what if he lands in the North Pole?"
"Santa can keep him, Annie."

"Welcome to IceGuard, kid. You might want to step a little livelier; the icewurms are out tonight, and you don't want to get caught out in the open; there's some maniac in a red suit making supersonic passes over the open pack ice tonight."

You mean they haven't found him after all this time?!?

Arnie100 wrote:"So what'd you get for Christmas?"
"Rand."

taalismn wrote:"If Rand's not coming back from the North Pole, can I have his Cyclone?"
"ANNIE!!!""
"What? It's a legitimate question!"

Makes you wander if she did it on purpose.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 10:36 am

Of course! Annie's a child of the desperate, opportunistic, post-2nd Robotech War generation. Diviving up dead or MIA people's stuff is par for the course.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 2:33 pm

Annie: "Moi? Desperate? Opportunistic?" (Looking up with puppy dog eyes)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 8:54 pm

#THIP!#

Annie: "Awwookatthewittlebirdies!"

#THUD!#

Scott and the others: :shock:

Rook: (Putting away the blowgun) "What? I just thought even Rand needs a Christmas break."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 10:01 pm

SRoss wrote:
#THIP!#

Annie: "Awwookatthewittlebirdies!"

#THUD!#

Scott and the others:

Rook: (Putting away the blowgun) "What? I just thought even Rand needs a Christmas break."

Scott: "Even after he had those pictures of you in the shower?"
Rook: "WHAT?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 10:03 pm

"THink maybe we can sneak away while she's asleep?"
"No...I'm pretty sure she implanted a transponder in Lunk..."
"Can we get it out?"
"Not without major exploratory surgery...Lunk's a big guy..."
#THUD#
"Squeamish, too, I notice."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Dec 26, 2015 11:49 pm

taalismn wrote:Of course! Annie's a child of the desperate, opportunistic, post-2nd Robotech War generation. Diviving up dead or MIA people's stuff is par for the course.

Of course.

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "Moi? Desperate? Opportunistic?" (Looking up with puppy dog eyes)

SRoss wrote:
#THIP!#

Annie: "Awwookatthewittlebirdies!"

#THUD!#

Scott and the others:

Rook: (Putting away the blowgun) "What? I just thought even Rand needs a Christmas break."

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
#THIP!#

Annie: "Awwookatthewittlebirdies!"

#THUD!#

Scott and the others:

Rook: (Putting away the blowgun) "What? I just thought even Rand needs a Christmas break."

Scott: "Even after he had those pictures of you in the shower?"
Rook: "WHAT?!"

taalismn wrote:"THink maybe we can sneak away while she's asleep?"
"No...I'm pretty sure she implanted a transponder in Lunk..."
"Can we get it out?"
"Not without major exploratory surgery...Lunk's a big guy..."
#THUD#
"Squeamish, too, I notice."

The bigger they are, the more "weak" they are.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 12:59 am

Actually, it's because aside from the bandage scissors in their first aid kit, the only real tools they'd have available for surgery are survival knives, a chainsaw, and the CADS blades on Lancer's Saber Cyclone. And they really didn't HAVE a serious medical officer(Rand was probably the suturer in the group).

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 1:31 pm

Invid Princess #1: "Sister, what is that?" :-?

Invid Princess #2: "I got this from the little red-headed one. It is called a Radio Tracking Detector. With this, we can track Lunky-poo anywhere on the planet."

Invid Princesses: :twisted:

Lunk: "Um, Scott, I'm really starting to warm up to the surgery idea..." :frazz:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 4:06 pm

Invid Princesses: "Lunky-Poo! We found you!!!:
Scott: (Raising eyebrow) "Lunky-Poo?"
Lunk: :oops:

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 6:47 pm

Invid Princess #1: "Scouts, take our Lunky poo back to the hive."

*The scouts just stay there hovering in the air*

Invid Princess #2: "Did you not hear our commands? Take him back to the hive!"

*The scouts look at each other, then back at the princesses.*

Invid Princess #3: "Something doesn't feel right." :frazz:

Invid Princess #1&2: "Do you not hear us!?!"

*Scouts warm up their weapons.*

Invid Princesses #1-3: :eek:

Somewhere in the hive a certin Princess smirks in victory.

glitterboy2098 · Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:23 pm

imagine what would happen if Lunk got captured by the Gura-invid hives up at the iceguard..

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 7:29 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:imagine what would happen is Lunk got captured by the Gura-invid hives up at the iceguard..

"Oooooohhhh...a Lunky-Poo popsicle!"

glitterboy2098 · Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:07 pm

you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:30 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

They can smell his studliness.....
"His strength is great, his endurance exceptional, his speed...(seeing Lunk running away)....impressive....he will be a most worthy mate!"

"All that work, building up his courage, when cowardice would have served him better."
"Brave Sir Lunk, He buggered off, he ran away..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:32 pm

glitterboy2098 wrote:you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

Celsias looked down at the purple beam that bisected her gut... Coughing blood, half in shock, half dumbstruck, she collapsed...

Lunk: "You have a working lightsaber!?!"

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking Smug) "What? You didn't think I collected these things just for decoration?"

Chronicler · Unread post by **Chronicler** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 8:45 pm

SRoss wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

Celsias looked down at the purple beam that bisected her gut... Coughing blood, half in shock, half dumbstruck, she collapsed...

Lunk: "You have a working lightsaber!?!"

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking Smug) "What? You didn't think I collected these things just for decoration?"

Years and years prior:

"For Gods sake Lange we know you're upset about Reveng of the Sith, but this is insanity!"

Lang: *activates lightsaber* "I will show Lucas wat revenge really means!"

*The whole science and engineering department activates theirs* "DOWN WITH LUCAS!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 9:04 pm

Chronicler wrote:
SRoss wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

Celsias looked down at the purple beam that bisected her gut... Coughing blood, half in shock, half dumbstruck, she collapsed...

Lunk: "You have a working lightsaber!?!"

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking Smug) "What? You didn't think I collected these things just for decoration?"

Years and years prior:

"For Gods sake Lange we know you're upset about Reveng of the Sith, but this is insanity!"

Lang: *activates lightsaber* "I will show Lucas wat revenge really means!"

*The whole science and engineering department activates theirs* "DOWN WITH LUCAS!"

Meanwhile at Skywalker Ranch...

Jar Jar: "Misa thinks its time to leave boss!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 9:35 pm

Jar Jar's Nightmare.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 9:40 pm

Meanwhile, inside a seldom-visited new section of Ice Guard.....
Celsias:"#koff#....blech!....Respawning's a bastard......I must Toll-i-var for introducing me to the concept and 'X-box'....."

And on the ice outside Ice Guard:
Rebel Soldier: "Fall back! Fall back! Abandon Echo Base....why aren't you guys retreating? ...what are you LAUGHING about?!"
Ice Guard Trooper:(gestures at Imperial Walkers) "You're running from THOSE? Come on, they're PLODDERS! And the battlepod wannabees are even worse! Come on, guys, they're blocking our driveway...let's shovel'em!"

Darth Vader: "I just got a really stupid feeling in the Force...like somebody shoved an ice cube up my well-singed nose...."

glitterboy2098 · Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:00 pm

*a very high volume cry blasts across the icy landscape..*
"Jaya Mahakali, Ayo Gorkhali!"

a large, heavily modified Spartan Destroid rockets across on a pair of fusion flames, only to cut the thrust, twist in mid air and go sliding sideways plowing up a wave of snow and ice as it slides just in front of one of the giant walkers, a 10 foot Kukri cutting the walker's head off. as the walker loses its balance and falls over onto the ground, the Destroid takes 3 steps then leaps back into the air, headed to the next walker..

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 27, 2015 10:05 pm

Then the crystalline tentacles shoot up from the interior of the glacier and begin grabbing Imperial snowtroopers and walkers alike, dragging them down under the ice where loud crunching is heard....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 12:11 am

Chief Toombs: "What the - ?! Who are those guys?! And why am I sticking around here?!"
Legal Rep: "Excuse me...we're looking for some friends of ours..."
Chief Toombs: "OVER THERE. BYE!" (Pointing at the ongoing firefight...and then running AWAY from the firefight like the coward that he is)
Legal Rep: :shock:

"We'll come back later...wait for us!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 11:42 am

Arnie100 wrote:Jar Jar's Nightmare.

I prefer this one...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 3:40 pm

Jar Jar: "Meesa no understand why no one likes me!"
"Shouldn't you be in the other thread?"
Jar Jar: "Nobody likes me!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:09 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Jar Jar: "Meesa no understand why no one likes me!"
"Shouldn't you be in the other thread?"
Jar Jar: "Nobody likes me!"

EShemarian: "THERE IT IS SISTERS!!! HUNT IT DOWN AS WE DID THE EVIL SCHUMACHER!!!"

Jar Jar: :eek:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:56 pm

Jar Jar: "MEESA MUST RUN AWAY!!"
Gate Handler (Crossover Thread) #1: :shock:

"CLOSE THE GATE!! CLOSE THE GATE!!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 8:54 pm

(Heavy breathing)
Regis: "Scott Bernard...I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
Scott: "...we already did this schtick....IT quit being funny about the second time."

"Say, Invid Svouts are red, right?"
"So?"
"And they're part of the Invid security set up, right?"
"Right again. What are you getting at?"
"Shouldn't Red Shirt protocols be in effect, then?"

Invid Scouts: #"...uh oh....."#

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:24 pm

taalismn wrote:(Heavy breathing)
Regis: "Scott Bernard...I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
Scott: "...we already did this schtick....IT quit being funny about the second time."

"Say, Invid Svouts are red, right?"
"So?"
"And they're part of the Invid security set up, right?"
"Right again. What are you getting at?"
"Shouldn't Red Shirt protocols be in effect, then?"

Invid Scouts: #"...uh oh....."#

Invid Scout: (In a trench coat) #"This is why I hate Trekies."#

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 10:57 pm

Rook: "What are the 'Red Shirt Protocols'?"
Lancer: "Something which, being as you are a woman, don't apply to you."

(Green, Blue, and Brown Veritechs are dropping like flies behind them)
"Damn it, why do WE have to compensate for her?!"