Robotech Blooper Reels

[taalismn]

Bruce Banner: "I said THAT?"
Sammie: "Yeah, you did. Then you folded the guy to about the size of your Actors' Guild badge. I didn't know the Hulk knew origami."
BannerL "...apparently he got it from my studies of calmative Asian meditation techniques. Wait...I have an Actors' Guild badge?!"


"HULK DO SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK!"

[SRoss]

"TO BE? OR NOT BE? THAT QUESTION. WHETHER IT NOBLER TO SUFFER PUNY SLINGS AND ARROWS..."

[taalismn]

"'BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH?' WHY SILLY LITTLE MEN ATTACK HU-CAESAR WITH KNIVES?! ET TU, BRUTE? HUL-CAESAR HURT! CAESAR ANGRY! CAESAR SMASH!!!"

[batlchip]

"'BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH?' WHY SILLY LITTLE MEN ATTACK HU-CAESAR WITH KNIVES?! ET TU, BRUTE? HUL-CAESAR HURT! CAESAR ANGRY! CAESAR SMASH!!!"

Rook:"ummm....somebody gonna say something? "
Minmai :"Don't look at me I've got nothing that'll hurt him."
Annie:"what if we let Lancer sing to him?"

[taalismn]

Lunk: "Let's send those guys that ambushed us outside that town that one time...You know the guys who mugged and gassed us?"

Village Mook with Gas Sprayer: "You sure we can't pay off our debt to you some other way? Didn't we already give you that big cannon?"
Lunk: (pushing guy towards park) "This is your interest payment on the installment plan! Now get in there and help Big Green there get some nap time. Don't forget your gas mask!"
Mook: (with gas mask on) "...so our own gas doesn't put us out?"
Lunk: "No, so you have an easier time of finding all your teeth!"(pushes the guys into the park)

[batlchip]

Lunk: "Let's send those guys that ambushed us outside that town that one time...You know the guys who mugged and gassed us?"

Village Mook with Gas Sprayer: "You sure we can't pay off our debt to you some other way? Didn't we already give you that big cannon?"
Lunk: (pushing guy towards park) "This is your interest payment on the installment plan! Now get in there and help Big Green there get some nap time. Don't forget your gas mask!"
Mook: (with gas mask on) "...so our own gas doesn't put us out?"
Lunk: "No, so you have an easier time of finding all your teeth!"(pushes the guys into the park)

Annie:"Dang wanted to see the fight ."
Lancer:"What fight?"
Annie:"nothing Lance nothing Love ya."

[taalismn]

(Flashback)
Village Gang Leader: "Okay, who's the idiot filled the tear gas tank with propane?"(the villagers are all looking at a slightly crisped and smouldering Lunk, Ariel, and Annie)

[Arnie100]

Guy in suit: "Excuse me, miss...we're to collect our missing green friend..."
"HULK SMASH PUNY GUY IN SUIT!!!!"
Guy in suit: "He can stay..."

[taalismn]

Guy in suit: "Excuse me, miss...we're to collect our missing green friend..."
"HULK SMASH PUNY GUY IN SUIT!!!!"
Guy in suit: "He can stay..."

"General Ross doesn't pay us enough for full skeletal reconstruction..."

[Arnie100]

Agent Caulson: "That's not in my contract, either"

[taalismn]

Agent Caulson: "That's not in my contract, either"

"You hacked your online contract records, didn't you?"
"Shhh..."

[batlchip]

Agent Caulson: "That's not in my contract, either"

"You hacked your online contract records, didn't you?"
"Shhh..."

Minmai :"But I wanted to get a chance to sing with Hulk.

[taalismn]

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Minmai :"But I wanted to get a chance to sing with Hulk.

"Jennifer's going to drink the rest of the office under the table after her big win in court; you can probably sneak into Karaoke Night. That will be your chance."

[SRoss]

Unsuccessful UEG Campaign Messages

"VOTE MORAN, NOT EDWARDS! AND HULK BE NAKED IN NEXT FILM!"

[taalismn]

"...Where DO you get shorts with elastic waistbands that strong, anyways?"

[SRoss]

"...Where DO you get shorts with elastic waistbands that strong, anyways?"

"HULK SHOP AT SAME CLOWN STORE AS HOMER."

[taalismn]

..I'm trying to remember the page of the SpaceBattles "Tony Stark Aims to Please..." where they get Hulk a pickup truck(I can't remember what model it was) that can actually survive his big feet and brute strength....The Avengers are all on a Stark test track, laughing their heads off as a very pleased Hulk drives by(mind you, the top of the cab has been removed) grinning "HULK LIKE LITTLE TRUCK! TRUCK -WORKS- FOR HULK!"
This was crack even for a story thread that had Jennifer Walters coming out as She-Hulk during a date with Steve Rogers, resulting in a VERY funny sequence of previously terminally shy and near-death-experience-and-combat-stimulated(she punched out the pyromaniac villain who interrupted their date)Jennifer trying to rip the pants off a gentlemanly-shy Rogers, much to Tony Stark's amusement.

[batlchip]

..I'm trying to remember the page of the SpaceBattles "Tony Stark Aims to Please..." where they get Hulk a pickup truck(I can't remember what model it was) that can actually survive his big feet and brute strength....The Avengers are all on a Stark test track, laughing their heads off as a very pleased Hulk drives by(mind you, the top of the cab has been removed) grinning "HULK LIKE LITTLE TRUCK! TRUCK -WORKS- FOR HULK!"
This was crack even for a story thread that had Jennifer Walters coming out as She-Hulk during a date with Steve Rogers, resulting in a VERY funny sequence of previously terminally shy and near-death-experience-and-combat-stimulated(she punched out the pyromaniac villain who interrupted their date)Jennifer trying to rip the pants off a gentlemanly-shy Rogers, much to Tony Stark's amusement.

.Meanwhile ......Robert Downy:"Has anyone seen the bottom half of my suit?."

[taalismn]

.Meanwhile ......Robert Downy:"Has anyone seen the bottom half of my suit?."

Well, for a while there, Steve was protecting his boxer shorts with a garbage can lid....

[batlchip]

.Meanwhile ......Robert Downy:"Has anyone seen the bottom half of my suit?."

Well, for a while there, Steve was protecting his boxer shorts with a garbage can lid....

Scarlet Joehanson :"I don't even want to know who took my thongs."
Lynn Kyle looking at T.R.Edwards) "ummmm...."

[Arnie100]

.Meanwhile ......Robert Downy:"Has anyone seen the bottom half of my suit?."

Well, for a while there, Steve was protecting his boxer shorts with a garbage can lid....

Scarlet Joehanson :"I don't even want to know who took my thongs."
Lynn Kyle looking at T.R.Edwards) "ummmm...."

Edwards: "I look good, don't I?" (Posing...)
Kyle: "I think I'm gonna be sick..."

[taalismn]

Edwards: ".......who'd have believed Minmei knew how to perform an Atomic Wedgie?"


Minmei: "Practice on my little cousin."

[SRoss]

Edwards: ".......who'd have believed Minmei knew how to perform an Atomic Wedgie?"


Minmei: "Practice on my little cousin."

"I just wanted a soda..."

[taalismn]

Jason Lynn: "RICK!!! RUN FOR IT!!! BEFORE SHE GETS HER CLAWS INTO YOU!!!"
Minmei: "...that does it, cous. They're going to need a sounding rocket to unhook your underwear!"

[batlchip]

Jason Lynn: "RICK!!! RUN FOR IT!!! BEFORE SHE GETS HER CLAWS INTO YOU!!!"
Minmei: "...that does it, cous. They're going to need a sounding rocket to unhook your underwear!"

Scott :"Dear reader due to censorship laws the following scene s have been edited for your safety. "

[taalismn]

Robotech Master: "What was that acoustic disturbance we heard at twenty-three-zan?"
Science Master: "We have no idea. But multiple witnesses describe it sounded like an adolescent screaming their lungs out."

[Arnie100]

(Macross City Hospital...)

Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:

[taalismn]

And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....

[Arnie100]

And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....

Minmei's nuclear wedgie of death

[batlchip]

And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....

Minmei's nuclear wedgie of death

Hmmm, makes me wonder whatever happened to here aunt and uncle after the show

[taalismn]

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Hmmm, makes me wonder whatever happened to here aunt and uncle after the show

Most likely aged and retired without a blood heir to their business. Possibly, because of the notoriety attached to the name, they sold the business to somebody else, and once the 'Macross glamor' wore off, the White Dragon folded.

[SRoss]

Also, they failed to to into account the economic consequences of Dim Sum in a world with full-sized Zentraedi.

[taalismn]

(Macross City Hospital...)

Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:

Ironically, I just picked up a book on 'things doctors have found inside people'...plenty of x-rays. Vibrating cellphones seem to be a common theme....Also nail gun ammunition...and, of course surgical retractors and other paraphernalia...

[Arnie100]

(Macross City Hospital...)

Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:

Ironically, I just picked up a book on 'things doctors have found inside people'...plenty of x-rays. Vibrating cellphones seem to be a common theme....Also nail gun ammunition...and, of course surgical retractors and other paraphernalia...

Nail gun ammo...NVM...

[taalismn]

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Nail gun ammo...NVM...

Probably accompanied with the statement "Yeah, I know how to use this!", "Is this thing loaded?", "This is easy!" or "Yeah, what do you wa-!"

[SRoss]

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Nail gun ammo...NVM...

Probably accompanied with the statement "Yeah, I know how to use this!", "Is this thing loaded?", "This is easy!" or "Yeah, what do you wa-!"

Don't forget the ever classic "Anybody see where I left the Nail Gun."

[taalismn]

"Yeah, these things are safe!"

Ironically these same lines would be used by RDF deep space workers while bolting plates in zero-gravity and vacuum. Also, in translation, Karbarrean zero-gee dockyard workers.
Needless to say, these guys weren't going to simply be getting skull patches and limb sutures for their troubles.

"Okay, that's a perfect example of Newtonian physics in action. It also proves that EVA suit faceplates aren't THAT well armored."

[Alpha 11]

(Macross City Hospital...)

Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:

Jaws of life anyone?

And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....

And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....

Minmei's nuclear wedgie of death

And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....

Minmei's nuclear wedgie of death

Hmmm, makes me wonder whatever happened to here aunt and uncle after the show

They might have died in the last battle.

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Hmmm, makes me wonder whatever happened to here aunt and uncle after the show

Most likely aged and retired without a blood heir to their business. Possibly, because of the notoriety attached to the name, they sold the business to somebody else, and once the 'Macross glamor' wore off, the White Dragon folded.

Also could have happen.

Also, they failed to to into account the economic consequences of Dim Sum in a world with full-sized Zentraedi.

(Macross City Hospital...)

Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:

Ironically, I just picked up a book on 'things doctors have found inside people'...plenty of x-rays. Vibrating cellphones seem to be a common theme....Also nail gun ammunition...and, of course surgical retractors and other paraphernalia...

(Macross City Hospital...)

Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:

Ironically, I just picked up a book on 'things doctors have found inside people'...plenty of x-rays. Vibrating cellphones seem to be a common theme....Also nail gun ammunition...and, of course surgical retractors and other paraphernalia...

Nail gun ammo...NVM...

[

Nail gun ammo...NVM...

Probably accompanied with the statement "Yeah, I know how to use this!", "Is this thing loaded?", "This is easy!" or "Yeah, what do you wa-!"

[

Nail gun ammo...NVM...

Probably accompanied with the statement "Yeah, I know how to use this!", "Is this thing loaded?", "This is easy!" or "Yeah, what do you wa-!"

Don't forget the ever classic "Anybody see where I left the Nail Gun."

"Yeah, these things are safe!"

Ironically these same lines would be used by RDF deep space workers while bolting plates in zero-gravity and vacuum. Also, in translation, Karbarrean zero-gee dockyard workers.
Needless to say, these guys weren't going to simply be getting skull patches and limb sutures for their troubles.

"Okay, that's a perfect example of Newtonian physics in action. It also proves that EVA suit faceplates aren't THAT well armored."

[SRoss]

Is it Newtonian physics ... or Darwinian selection?

[taalismn]

Is it Newtonian physics ... or Darwinian selection?

Both. That's the beauty of it.

[batlchip]

"Yeah, these things are safe!"

Ironically these same lines would be used by RDF deep space workers while bolting plates in zero-gravity and vacuum. Also, in translation, Karbarrean zero-gee dockyard workers.
Needless to say, these guys weren't going to simply be getting skull patches and limb sutures for their troubles.

"Okay, that's a perfect example of Newtonian physics in action. It also proves that EVA suit faceplates aren't THAT well armored."

So some one listenin to yellow dancer song at full blast could have a face plate go *crack in space.

[taalismn]

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So some one listenin to yellow dancer song at full blast could have a face plate go *crack in space.

"Somebody clearly wasn't listening during the orientation lecture on why 'nobody can hear you scream in space'."

[Arnie100]

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So some one listenin to yellow dancer song at full blast could have a face plate go *crack in space.

"Somebody clearly wasn't listening during the orientation lecture on why 'nobody can hear you scream in space'."

"Ppffttt...nothing compares to a Miley Cyrus song at full blast."

[taalismn]

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"Ppffttt...nothing compares to a Miley Cyrus song at full blast."

Except the mega-particle beam counter-strike from low orbit.

[Arnie100]

[

"Ppffttt...nothing compares to a Miley Cyrus song at full blast."

Except the mega-particle beam counter-strike from low orbit.

Which is countered by the combined double-punch of Justin Bieber and Kanye West.

"This surely will not win any points with the Zentraedi."

[taalismn]

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Which is counterrd by the combined double-punch of Justim Bieber and Kanye West.

"

If that's Earth's hope, I'll trigger the Neutron-S missiles myself.

[batlchip]

[

Which is counterrd by the combined double-punch of Justim Bieber and Kanye West.

"

If that's Earth's hope, I'll trigger the Neutron-S missiles myself.

So long and thanks for all the fish.

[taalismn]

Hey, I've got my towel.

[SRoss]

Hey, I've got my towel.

"Isn't that the Invid towel?"

[taalismn]

Hey, I've got my towel.

"Isn't that the Invid towel?"

With the little coral-colored Flowers of Life stitched into the design? Probably.