Robotech Blooper Reels

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 2:49 pm

Corg: "Mommy someone stole my towel!"
Sera: "Mother, can you de-evolve him or something?"
Regis: "Believe me, dear...it's crossed my mind."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 7:57 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Mommy someone stole my towel!"
Sera: "Mother, can you de-evolve him or something?"
Regis: "Believe me, dear...it's crossed my mind."

Right now, with our public access computer systems down, and no IT relief in sight, I wouldn't mind being devolved to something that isn't likely to be bothered about 'when is the system going to be back up?!'

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:06 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Mommy someone stole my towel!"
Sera: "Mother, can you de-evolve him or something?"
Regis: "Believe me, dear...it's crossed my mind."

Right now, with our public access computer systems down, and no IT relief in sight, I wouldn't mind being devolved to something that isn't likely to be bothered about 'when is the system going to be back up?!'

Sera: "Where's Corg?"

Regis: "He's volunteered for cybernetic experimentation."

Invid Roomba Corg: (Vacuuming the library floor) "This is humiliating..." :nh:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:32 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Mommy someone stole my towel!"
Sera: "Mother, can you de-evolve him or something?"
Regis: "Believe me, dear...it's crossed my mind."

Right now, with our public access computer systems down, and no IT relief in sight, I wouldn't mind being devolved to something that isn't likely to be bothered about 'when is the system going to be back up?!'

Sera: "Where's Corg?"

Regis: "He's volunteered for cybernetic experimentation."

Invid Roomba Corg: (Vacuuming the library floor) "This is humiliating..."

Command Roomba: <<YOU ARE HEREBY TRANSFERRED TO MCHS#69...YOU NOW HAVE PERMANENT BATHROOM DUTY!>>
Invid Roomba Corg: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:52 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
Invid Roomba Corg: (Vacuuming the library floor) "This is humiliating..."

Command Roomba: <<YOU ARE HEREBY TRANSFERRED TO MCHS#69...YOU NOW HAVE PERMANENT BATHROOM DUTY!>>
[/quote]

Invid Roomba Corg: "I PROTEST!!!"
Command Roomba:<<"We remember your destruction of New York City. Many cousin service machines were destroyed with their human patrons.">>
Invid Roomba Corg: (seeing the other roombas slide out of the darkness around him, the suggestion of hidden compartments opening and concealed weaponry sliding into position) "...ah..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Oct 04, 2016 10:56 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
Invid Roomba Corg: (Vacuuming the library floor) "This is humiliating..."

Command Roomba: <<YOU ARE HEREBY TRANSFERRED TO MCHS#69...YOU NOW HAVE PERMANENT BATHROOM DUTY!>>

Invid Roomba Corg: "I PROTEST!!!"
Command Roomba:<<"We remember your destruction of New York City. Many cousin service machines were destroyed with their human patrons.">>
Invid Roomba Corg: (seeing the other roombas slide out of the darkness around him, the suggestion of hidden compartments opening and concealed weaponry sliding into position) "...ah..."[/quote]

THINGS WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE ENHANCED WITH PROTOCULTURE... (But we ain't apologizing)

Roombas

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 3:51 am

Ya know know would be a great time to interduce Boris the Bear and the cosmic can opener but I don't think anyone would get it.
Corg::"Get what?"
The Terminator:"target aquired.Begin operation"Gender chang"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:54 am

batlchip wrote:Ya know know would be a great time to interduce Boris the Bear and the cosmic can opener but I don't think anyone would get it.
Corg::"Get what?"
The Terminator:"target aquired.Begin operation"Gender chang"

"WE ARE NOT RULE 63'ING CORG."
"Yes, Annie..."
"That ain't Annie speaking."
"Oh."
Corg: "Thank you-"
"LANCER HAS ENOUGH NIGHTMARES ABOUT BEING MUGGED WITHOUT ADDING A FEMALE CORG TO HIS PROBLEMS. SIMILARLY SCOTT BERNARD."
"Rand?"
"CANONICALLY BELOW CORG'S NOTICE."
"Lunk?"
"ALREADY BESPOKEN."
"So, what are we allowed to do to Corg?"
"YOU MAY CONSULT THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION'S FORENSICS DATABASE FOR IDEAS. ALSO TORQUEMADA'S HANDBOOK OF THE INQUISITION. THE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO ENHANCED INTERROGATION IS ALSO GOOD FOR INSPIRATION IF YOU'RE NOT THE SQUEAMISH TYPE."
Corg:"----"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:37 am

"Here, put on this school girl uniform."

Corg: "When did this school get uniforms?"

"HEY WHATLEY! YOU BIGGEST FAN IS HERE!!!"

Corg: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:14 am

I'm officially killing off Whatley. Miskatonic's branch of Bureau 13 finally caught up with him back in 2015 and did him like his brother, with extreme prejudice and a healthy dollop of magically-enhanced pseudo-nuclear whupass.
He was an amusing Lovecraftian reference, but he became an increasingly lame fallback joke.
And while 'That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die', immortality can become intolerable when you're rendered a bad schtick. With 'Daddy' refusing his calls, Whatley realized that maybe he was better off dead, than doing innuendo-laced farce in Hoboken.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 12:55 pm

(Looking at the rotting corpse in the room) "Ok, ANNIE! YOUR PLAY DATE IS HERE!!!"

Corg: "I think I'd rather the tentacles..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 1:27 pm

taalismn wrote:I'm officially killing off Whatley. Miskatonic's branch of Bureau 13 finally caught up with him back in 2015 and did him like his brother, with extreme prejudice and a healthy dollop of magically-enhanced pseudo-nuclear whupass.
He was an amusing Lovecraftian reference, but he became an increasingly lame fallback joke.
And while 'That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die', immortality can become intolerable when you're rendered a bad schtick. With 'Daddy' refusing his calls, Whatley realized that maybe he was better off dead, than doing innuendo-laced farce in Hoboken.

T.R. Edwards: "Oh; thank God! No more tentacles in weird spots; especially trying to go THERE!" :eek:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 2:43 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:I'm officially killing off Whatley. Miskatonic's branch of Bureau 13 finally caught up with him back in 2015 and did him like his brother, with extreme prejudice and a healthy dollop of magically-enhanced pseudo-nuclear whupass.
He was an amusing Lovecraftian reference, but he became an increasingly lame fallback joke.
And while 'That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die', immortality can become intolerable when you're rendered a bad schtick. With 'Daddy' refusing his calls, Whatley realized that maybe he was better off dead, than doing innuendo-laced farce in Hoboken.

T.R. Edwards: "Oh; thank God! No more tentacles in weird spots; especially trying to go THERE!"

Ben: "Do you have any idea how hard it is to find someone who'll touch me in that way?" :cry:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 3:02 pm

T.R. Edwards: :shock:

"NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE." :puke:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 7:04 pm

Karita(Zenyraedi Micronization Chamber Operator):(facepalming) "No, I'm not responsible for shrinkage of your...parts..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:22 pm

taalismn wrote:Karita(Zenyraedi Micronization Chamber Operator):(facepalming) "No, I'm not responsible for shrinkage of your...parts..."

Grel: "Explain again, how I entered the chamber as a Zentraedi and came out a Smurf?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 8:56 pm

(Zentraedi Mirconization Chamber Control Room...)

Musicaa: "This is SOOOO much FUN." :twisted:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 9:14 pm

Grel: "I tell you this plan can't fail Lord Khyron. Everyone knows that Micronians are terrified of clowns."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 10:22 pm

SRoss wrote:Grel: "I tell you this plan can't fail Lord Khyron. Everyone knows that Micronians are terrified of clowns."

Dolza: "Are you sure a clown is supposed to be a tiny, blue creature with only a white pants and hat?"
Grel: "Absolutely, MiLord!"

Dolza: "Very well! BEGIN THE TRANSFORMATION!"

(Zentraedi Mirconization Chamber Control Room...)

Musicaa: :twisted:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Oct 05, 2016 11:13 pm

Lisa: "Now, where to find a few million cats?"

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 6:53 am

Gargmel:" oh, Azrial"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 10:14 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Karita(Zenyraedi Micronization Chamber Operator):(facepalming) "No, I'm not responsible for shrinkage of your...parts..."

Grel: "Explain again, how I entered the chamber as a Zentraedi and came out a Smurf?"

Geraro: "...consider yourself lucky..."(POV cuts back to show that his head is now disproportionately tiny compared to the rest of his body)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 2:44 pm

Thousands of Smurf-Zents: "Lalalalalalalalalala..."
Papa-Dolza: (Glaring at Smurf-Grel...) "You're on permanent janitorial duty!"
Smurf-Grel: :shock:

(Zentraedi Mirconization Chamber Control Room...)

Musicaa: (Cackling maniacally) "This is too much fun! :twisted:

I'm beaming this video to Breetai's Flagship!"

(Breetai's Flagship...)

Zentreadi Tech: "MiLord, we're recieving a transmission from Dolza!"
Breetai: "Put it on the -- what the Protoculture?! (Views scene of thousands of Zent-Smurfs singing and Papa-Dolza...) Broadcast this to the Micronians!" (As he collapses to the floor, laughing)

(Bridge of the SDF-1...)

Claudia: "We're recieving a transmission from the -- OH, MY GOD!"

(The entire bridge crew and the captain burst into hysterical laughter...)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 3:06 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Thousands of Smurf-Zents: "Lalalalalalalalalala..."
Papa-Dolza: (Glaring at Smurf-Grel...) "You're on permanent janitorial duty!"
Smurf-Grel:

(Zentraedi Mirconization Chamber Control Room...)

Musicaa: (Cackling maniacally) "This is too much fun! I'm beaming this video to Breetai's Flagship!"

(Breetai's Flagship...)

Zentreadi Tech: "MiLord, we're recieving a transmission from Dolza!"
Breetai: "Put it on the -- what the Protoculture?! (Views scene of thousands of Zent-Smurfs singing and Papa-Dolza...) Broadcast this to the Micronians!" (As he collapses to the floor, laughing)

(Bridge of the SDF-1...)

Claudia: "We're recieving a transmission from the -- OH, MY GOD!"

(The entire bridge crew and the captain burst into hysterical laughter...)

On the Master's flagship...

Clone Master: "Elders! We've received a transmission from our Warlord Dolz -- BY THE MATRIX!"

Robotech Masters: :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:01 pm

(Clone Chamber, Master's Flagship...)

Octavia and Allegra: "We're ready, sister!" :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 4:47 pm

Rick Hunter:(having boarded one of the smurf-crewed ships in his Valkyrie) "...oh god lord...."
Lisa: "Lieutenant Hunter! Report! What have you found?"
Rick: "...oh dear god..."
Lisa: "Gove us your visual!"
Claudia: "The man sounds absolutely -terrified-..."
Roy: "Not my brother! Not him!...Snap out of it, Rick! Reinforcements are inbound!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Oct 06, 2016 11:16 pm

(On board the Zent-Smurf ship...)

Zent-Smurfs: "Lalalalalala..."
Rick Hunter: "OhmyGod...the HORROR..." :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:52 pm

Ben Dixon: "FINALLY! An enemy I can beat up with impunity!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:26 am

Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:02 pm

SRoss wrote:Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

Rand: "I'd like to have this cat neutered, please."
Vet: "Angry little munchkin, ain't he? How's you manage to calm him down?"
Rook: "Concussion grenades."
Vet: "Well, don't worry; after we snip, most critters calm right down."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 12:40 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

Rand: "I'd like to have this cat neutered, please."
Vet: "Angry little munchkin, ain't he? How's you manage to calm him down?"
Rook: "Concussion grenades."
Vet: "Well, don't worry; after we snip, most critters calm right down."

Annie: "Hear that Mr. Snuggles? You'll be all better soon!" :mrgreen:

Corg:

"MEOW!?!" :eek:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 1:47 pm

Sera and Ariel: "Oooohhhh; Mmmmyyyy..."
Regis: "So; like your brother's new form?"
Sera: "Are you gonna have ALL the males have this procedure?"
Regis and Ariel: :twisted:

Male Invid Cats: :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:15 pm

Rem: "I don't care what it looks like, it teleports so it's gotta be a Pollinators!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:06 pm

Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 9:20 pm

taalismn wrote:Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

Annie: (Squirting the Pollinator witha water bottle) "Bad Muffins, bad."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:06 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

Annie: (Squirting the Pollinator witha water bottle) "Bad Muffins, bad."

"Don't feed them after midnight, and don't get them wet."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:13 pm

Rabid Pollinator: (Staring at taalismn and brandishing switchblade...)

{I ain't no freaking Gremlin, punk!}

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:21 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Rabid Pollinator: (Staring at taalismn and brandishing switchblade...) {I ain't no freaking Gremlin, punk!}

In that case...
"I didn't tell you who I'd feed you TO...."
and....
"We clean out the cages here with a high-powered fire hose. Keeps us as far away from the bitting little buggers."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:36 pm

Rabid Pollinator: :shock:

{Well, f**k me sideways...} (Suddenly finds mouth being washed out with soap...)
Annie: "Mr. Cutie has such a potty mouth!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 12:05 am

Arnie100 wrote:Rabid Pollinator: {Well, f**k me sideways...} (Suddenly finds mouth being washed out with soap...)
Annie: "Mr. Cutie has such a potty mouth!"

Clone Master: "...that's not how you brainwash somebody...."

(pull back to show clone technician looking up from where he's got a liquid soap bottle jammed in another clone's ear)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 2:17 am

Clone Tech: "It would be if only it would fit!"
Clone: "Helpmehelpmehelpme..."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 4:46 am

Umm....er.....ah......no just no gonna walk away from this one. Besides that cat looks really miffed

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 6:40 pm

"Too bad we don't have those transporter thingies from that ancient TV show...Trek Wars or something like that."
"Ancient?! That show is a classic!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:04 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Clone Tech: "It would be if only it would fit!"
Clone: "Helpmehelpmehelpme..."

Clone Master: "And what do you have to say for yourself, deviant?"
Clone Prisoner: (opens mouth and a stream of soap bubbles comes out)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:48 am

Clone Master: "The prisoner still refuses to talk? Very well...bring out...the Bar of Soap!"
Prisoner: :shock:

"Anything but THAT!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 10:19 am

Prisoner: "(Just)(try)(to)(make)(me)(talk)(You'll)(never)(get)(me)(to)(recant)(the)(ways)(of)(free)(thought)"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:14 pm

Clone Master: "Bring in the Zent-Smurfs!"
Prisoner: :shock:

"Blue...EVERYWHERE...so much BLUE! And that 'LaLaLa'!" :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Oct 10, 2016 7:19 pm

"We're calling this particular mental state the 'Blue Stare of Death', though we occasionally have victims evolving to 'Swearing a Blue Streak'-"
(cut to a MAC III stomping across the landscape)
V.O. : "STAND-*STOMP*-STILL-*STOMP*-AND-*STOMP* DIE! *STOMP**STOMP*YOU*STOMP*LITTLE*STOMP*BLUE*STOMP*MOTHER-*STOMP*%&&#%^ @ERS!!!!!"*STOMP*

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Oct 13, 2016 7:31 pm

"So, Captain Gloval, what would you wish for if you had the chance?"
"Peace on Earth, an end to all wars....and the little bastards who TP'ed the SDF-1 last Halloween."

Khyron: "You morons...I trust you with a terror raid on the Micronian fortress in keeping with their own perverse cultural customs and..."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Fri Oct 14, 2016 12:25 am

[quote="taalismn"]"We're calling this particular mental state the 'Blue Stare of Death', though we occasionally have victims evolving to 'Swearing a Blue Streak'-"
(cut to a MAC III stomping across the landscape)
V.O. : "STAND-*STOMP*-STILL-*STOMP*-AND-*STOMP* DIE! *STOMP**STOMP*YOU*STOMP*LITTLE*STOMP*BLUE*STOMP*MOTHER-*STOMP*%&&#%^ @ERS!!!!!"*STOMP*[/quote
:eek: