Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:48 pm

Regent: "Wait 'til I set him on fire. You'll see some real sparkle then."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:55 pm

(Inspired by two illustrations by Dagova on Deviantart)
(Lisa Hayes appears, clad in a traditional Japanese obi, with arm guard on one hand, and a sheathed katana held in the other)
Lisa: “I am Misa, of the House Hayaze, daughter of samurai, mistress of teh Spacy School of Zanji Shinjinken-Ryu!”(flash of lightning)
(Lynn Minmei appears in a kimino, with the protective arm gear of an archer, and a bow in hand)
Minmei: “I am Minmay, heir to the House of Lynn School of Lightning Delivery Ramen Archery!”
(indeed, her bow seems strung with braided ramen noodles)
Lisa/Misa: “You are no match for a true wielder of steel, peasant-girl!”
Minmei: “You depend too much on a short range weapon, braggart of suspect blood!”
Lisa: “I will have you know nothing stands up to the Eastern Sword Wind that is my school’s signature move!”
Minmei: “Shouldn’t it be WESTERN, given your hair color?”
Lisa: “You attempt to mock me is cumbersome and awkward. Just what are you trying to imply?”
Minmei: “That your blood is impure, that your ancestors slept with outsiders!”
Lisa:”...you’re Chinese.”
Minmei: “Low blow and playing on stereotypes!”
Lisa: “No...just saying. But enough! You have insulted me! We FIGHT!” ///SHING///
Minmei: “Thought you’d never ask! “(nocks an arrow and lets fly)
Lisa: “YAHHH!” (she bats the arrow out of the air with her sword)
Minmei: “A lucky parry! I toy with you!”(fires another arrow)
Lisa: “All you can do is play games!”(bats this one aside as well)
(this continues on for a while, neither side gaining any ground)
Minmei: “Lunch-Time Quick Order Flurry!”
Lisa: “Desk Warrior Paper Parry!”
Minmei: “Dragonfly Noodles Spear!”
Lisa:”Gold Braid Red Tape Tangle Weave!”
Minmei: “ White Dragon Winter Hail Storm!!!”(suddenly fires off a whole SWARM of arrows)
Lisa: “East Sky Typhoon Strike!”(her blade becomes a flashing blur, kicking up a cloud of dust and splinters)
(when the smoke and dust clear, both women are still standing, but their clothes are ripped they’re sporting bruises and cuts, and both seem rather put out)
Lisa: “You are...more resilient than expected.”
Minmei: “You are not as..soft as you look...”
(Minmei notices something...all around them are bodies, many of them suck full of Minmei’s arrows, others bearing the marks of sword slashes)
Minmei: “...who are these men?”
Lisa: “Mostly robofreaks and otakujerks...so intent on their argument with each other they take no heed of commonsense! They WALK into meatgrinder attacks!”
Nearby Body:”....Harmony Gold destroyed my childhood by depriving me of access to the GOOD stuff...”
Nearby Body 2:”...like what? Macross Delta?!”
Nearby Body:”...bite me, @$$hoyt! At least we don’t need a stupid maguffin like PROTOCULTURE!!!”
Nearby Body 2:”....up yours, basra nikky fanboy!”
“ARRRGGHHHHH!!!”
Minmei: “..I see what you mean....But no matter, our fight goes on!”(nocks another arrow)
Lisa: “Only one of us can walk away the victor this day!”(raises her sword to guard position)
“NOT IF I HAVE ANY SAY IN IT!!!!”
(Khyron appears, clad in what looks like a late 1800’s United States Navy Admiral’s uniform. Behind him, a black Zentraedi ship is hovering, sails out and cannon ports open)
Khyron: “I COME TO FORCE YOUR INSULAR CULTURE TO ITS KNEES WITH MY GREATER POWER AND MAKE YOU BOW TO OUR SUPERIORITY!!!”
Minmei: “ The gaijin is right, he is indeed fearsome and powerful! He may make good on his threat!”
Lisa: “”Worse, he may force us to work ...together...to counter him!”
Minmei: “What a horrible fate we face!”
Lisa: “”Worse yet, although I am a stoic warrior maiden and you a spunky peasant girl, the gaijin’s blond bishonen good looks and fearsome manner make both of us weak in the knees and heart! We are wilting flowers on the battlefield, ready to be plunked by the monster, unless...unless..unless....that’s a cue, people, get with it...unless...”
(three figures lurch out of the sunlight...we see they are three young men, all in traditional Japanese Wandering Hero garb)
Rick Hunter: “Greetings, I am Hikaru Ichijyo, Reluctant Warrior. We seek respite from fighting, although we all know it’s not to be in these troubled times.”
Maximilian Sterling: “And I am Maximillian Jenius...which doesn’t sound Japanese at all, but then again, I am a Ninja In Plain Sight.”
Ben Dixon: “ I am Hayao Kakizaki, Bumbling Oaf Comic Sidekick!...wait, that doesn’t sound right.”
Minmei: “...dibs on the short one.”
Lisa: “I saw him first!”
Minmei: “Did not!”
Lisa: “Did too!”
Minmei: “Did not!”
Lisa: “Did too!”
Rick: “What are those two arguing about?”
Max: “I have no idea! I am prophecized not to understand women until I meet ‘The One’ who will be my exotic love interest. Then I will be complete as a man!”
Ben: “I wish I had a prophecy like that. The one I got was ‘avoid city fires’.”
Minmei: “Did not!”
Lisa: “Did too!”
Ben: “No, actually I did. I’ve been avoiding big cities ever since.”
Rick: “Probably doesn’t work that way.”
Max: “Pity..all the good places to meet girls are in the cities.”
(in a little secluded village in China, a green-haired woman sneezes)
Khyron: “WAIT, WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WESTERNERS HERE AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN AKIRA KURASOWA PARODY. WHY IS THE AUTHOR MAKING TAKAHASHI RUMIKO REFERENCES?!”
Grel: (dressed as a US Navy midshipman) “...because the original idea is running dry, and he’s grasping at straws to find a way to close this out?”
(just then, the CSS Hunley, captained by a certain Russian captain, rams a spar torpedo into the side of Khyron’s ship)
Gloval: “My last breath I spit at thee!”
(both boats explode)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 9:54 pm

Haydonite Awareness: "PROCEED WITH THE NEXT PHASE OF OPERATIONS AGAINST THE PROTOCULTURE ADD-OG, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, VEIDT!!! ENOUGH WITH THE TOASTER PORN!!! YOU'RE HOGGING OUR BANDWIDTH!!! ISN''T THE EXISTENCE OF SUCH SMUT REASON ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE DEGENERATE HUMANS????!!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Nov 21, 2016 11:55 pm

taalismn wrote:Haydonite Awareness: "PROCEED WITH THE NEXT PHASE OF OPERATIONS AGAINST THE PROTOCULTURE ADD-OG, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, VEIDT!!! ENOUGH WITH THE TOASTER PORN!!! YOU'RE HOGGING OUR BANDWIDTH!!! ISN''T THE EXISTENCE OF SUCH SMUT REASON ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE DEGENERATE HUMANS????!!!"

Captain Grant: "Wow! Who knew Cinderella 2000 was available for download?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 12:33 am

taalismn wrote:Haydonite Awareness: "PROCEED WITH THE NEXT PHASE OF OPERATIONS AGAINST THE PROTOCULTURE ADD-OG, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, VEIDT!!! ENOUGH WITH THE TOASTER PORN!!! YOU'RE HOGGING OUR BANDWIDTH!!! ISN''T THE EXISTENCE OF SUCH SMUT REASON ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE DEGENERATE HUMANS????!!!"

Haydonite Awareness: "You've been watching Battlestar Galactica again, haven't you?!"
Veidt: "Oh; come on! Six is HOT! Those Eights aren't bad, either."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:14 am

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Haydonite Awareness: "PROCEED WITH THE NEXT PHASE OF OPERATIONS AGAINST THE PROTOCULTURE ADD-OG, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, VEIDT!!! ENOUGH WITH THE TOASTER PORN!!! YOU'RE HOGGING OUR BANDWIDTH!!! ISN''T THE EXISTENCE OF SUCH SMUT REASON ENOUGH TO DESTROY THE DEGENERATE HUMANS????!!!"

Haydonite Awareness: "You've been watching Battlestar Galactica again, haven't you?!"
Veidt: "Oh; come on! Six is HOT! Those Eights aren't bad, either."

Dalek: "OUR MOVIE WAS THE SUPERIOR PORN!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:50 pm

Six :"Who doesn't want to download our pics?"
Eight: "We look way better then you and those Cybermen."
Six: "Plus, our bodies are more able to interact with the humans."
Eight: "There are things we can do that you can't"
Six: "Isn't that right, Gaius?"
Gaius Baltar: "That's so very true. The rest of you are just...toasters."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:50 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Six :"Who doesn't want to download our pics?"
Eight: "We look way better then you and those Cybermen."
Six: "Plus, our bodies are more able to interact with the humans."
Eight: "There are things we can do that you can't"
Six: "Isn't that right, Gaius?"
Gaius Baltar: "That's so very true. The rest of you are just...toasters."

Dalek: "OBVIOUSLY, YOU HAVE NOT HEARD OF TWO GIRLS ONE PLUNGER!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 6:32 pm

A certain Gallifreyan Timelord: "But I've gotten to play 'Doctor' for...how many years now? I've had so many incarnations, I've lost count."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 3:27 pm

THINGS NOT TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

Turkeys.

Edwards: "Ready for Thanksgiving? I'm ready to have a Turkey dinner!"
Kyle: :shock:

"Uhm, Edwards, I think that Turkey wants to have US for dinner." (Pointing at 12 foot Turkey sharpening kitchen knives and staring at Edwards and Kyle hungrily)
Turkey: :twisted:

"Gobble, gobble!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 4:51 pm

Arnie100 wrote:THINGS NOT TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

Turkeys.

Edwards: "Ready for Thanksgiving? I'm ready to have a Turkey dinner!"
Kyle: "Uhm, Edwards, I think that Turkey wants to have US for dinner." (Pointing at 12 foot Turkey sharpening kitchen knives and staring at Edwards and Kyle hungrily)
Turkey: "Gobble, gobble!"

In the hills overlooking Tokyo 3...

The Turkey Prince addresses his troops.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 8:37 pm

"No, I don't think Genesis Pits Poultry Farms is such a hot idea."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:54 am

(Down Below...)

Charon: "Now what happened to you two?"
Edwards: "We expected to have a Turkey dinner."
Kyle: "But we BECAME the Turkey's dinner.'
Charon: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Death by Turkey, that's a good one!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:29 am

"Scott? Ariel got you with the Flower of Life sauce again, didn't she?"
"#grunt#"
"Is the red coloring of that stuff natural, or is it food coloring?"
"#uhm#"
"You don't know either? Too bad."
"#guhf#"
"Well, Sera did calm down a little after she became pregnant, so there's hope."
"#ohk#"
"Yeah, lemme help you with that rehydration IV. You look particularly bushed."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:40 pm

"NO!!! NOT THE CHRISTMAS CAROLS!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET!!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:06 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"NO!!! NOT THE CHRISTMAS CAROLS!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET!!!!"

Rook: "Rand, I know you dislike shopping with me on 'Black Friday', but do you HAVE to make a scene of it? Frankly I'm more likely to SHOOT you than let you off the hook."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:15 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"NO!!! NOT THE CHRISTMAS CAROLS!!!! IT'S NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS YET!!!!"

Rook: "Rand, I know you dislike shopping with me on 'Black Friday', but do you HAVE to make a scene of it? Frankly I'm more likely to SHOOT you than let you off the hook."

Scott: "How do you people handle those crowds?!"
Rook: "Rand's constant whining is enough to get us through those lines."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:39 pm

Kyle: "So, all we have to do is unlock the doors when the mall opens, and make sure evey one enters in an orderly fashion?"

Edwards: "That's it."

Karno: "This is a job so simple, even you micronians can handle it." (Unlocks doors)

RRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLEEEEEE

Edwards, Kyle & Karno: (Clinging to each other) :eek:

"Look at the size of that crowd!" :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:57 pm

"Karno, you've been elected as the employee we throw out of the sleigh to distract the wolves."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 4:07 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[
Scott: "How do you people handle those crowds?!"
Rook: "Rand's constant whining is enough to get us through those lines."

Ironically, Scott's probably more used to crowds and close quarters on Mars and Tirol, but not the goods selection(on the other hand, he does know about French store attendants...though whether that's because the UEEF has a good cross-section of Earth culture along for the ride in the colonies, or because he's watched movies).
Rand's more of a holiday traditionalist himself, when he's not a) ignoring the holidays because they take away from survival time, or b) exploiting them for free stuff(Free lunch? Sure! Eggnog? Dish me up a cup!). He's also more likely to be into handmade and significant gifts....a new(and blank) notebook, warm socks, first aid kit, etc.
Rook's a city girl, but even her upbringing's going to show through; less frilly useless stuff, and maybe a combination of feminine useful(portable toiletries kit, durable dress, etc.), and tomboyish(motorcycle parts), with the occasional splurge item.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 4:09 pm

(Down Below...)

Charon: "I am trying to enjoy my Turkey sandwich...now what happened to you three?"
Kyle, Edwards and Karno: :shock:

"We worked Black Friday!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 4:15 pm

"I thought the order that we work Black Friday store security while IN our destroids was a joke."
"Lemme guess, you ran into a pack of full-sized Zentraedi shoppers?"
"No, we ran into the people who came shopping with THEIR destroids."
"Ouch..."
"Clean up in Aisle Four; look out for unexploded ordnance."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:07 pm

After eight hours of listening to Christmas carols, a destroid pilot discovers that, try as he might, he can't target his own cockpit...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 6:38 pm

"Can you imagine being stuck in an elevator and having to listen to Christmas Carols in Muzak style?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 8:19 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Can you imagine being stuck in an elevator and having to listen to Christmas Carols in Muzak style?"

"It's worse if you're stuck in power armor and your audio plays nothing but store christmas jungles."

"Louie, we've had complaints from the Tactical Corps again. You been trolling the poor bloody infantry again?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:16 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Can you imagine being stuck in an elevator and having to listen to Christmas Carols in Muzak style?"

"It's worse if you're stuck in power armor and your audio plays nothing but store christmas jungles."

"Louie, we've had complaints from the Tactical Corps again. You been trolling the poor bloody infantry again?"

"At least in a Cyclone, you can shoot yourself in the head."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:45 pm

Haydonite: <<What is this aggravating sound?>>
Haydonite Awareness: <<The meatbags call it Muzak. I think it's quite catchy. What about you?>>

(No answer as the sound of self-detonations are heard throughout Haydonite space...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 26, 2016 1:09 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Haydonite: <<What is this aggravating sound?>>
Haydonite Awareness: <<The meatbags call it Muzak. I think it's quite catchy. What about you?>>

(No answer as the sound of self-detonations are heard throughout Haydonite space...)

"Hello darkness my old friend..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:18 pm

"Well folks we're now in our 36th hour of Bobcat Goldfwape performing Minmei singing Simon and Garfunkel's greatest hits and tragically there's no end in sight."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:27 pm

SRoss wrote:"Well folks we're now in our 36th hour of Bobcat Goldfwape performing Minmei singing Simon and Garfunkel's greatest hits and tragically there's no end in sight."

The REAL reason the Neutron-S missiles were fired.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 3:45 pm

(On the SDF-1, mass riots broke out when the elevators started playing elevator Muzak in the style of...MINMEI...)

Minmei: "Oh; come ON! My music helped win the war!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:29 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(On the SDF-1, mass riots broke out when the elevators started playing elevator Muzak in the style of...MINMEI...)

Minmei: "Oh; come ON! My music helped win the war!"

WEll, so did the atomic bomb, but I don't see (rational) folks volunteering to store nukes in their garages.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:19 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(On the SDF-1, mass riots broke out when the elevators started playing elevator Muzak in the style of...MINMEI...)

Minmei: "Oh; come ON! My music helped win the war!"

Well, so did the atomic bomb, but I don't see (rational) folks volunteering to store nukes in their garages.

Well, there was that broken arrow, but the Air Force would let me keep it...

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 9:22 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(On the SDF-1, mass riots broke out when the elevators started playing elevator Muzak in the style of...MINMEI...)

Minmei: "Oh; come ON! My music helped win the war!"

Cut Sammie writing over and over on the chalk board...

I won't play William Shatner sings Minmei's greatest hit on the PA. I won't play William Shatner sings Minmei's greatest hit on the PA. I won't play William Shatner sings Minmei's greatest hit on the PA. I won't play William Shatner sings Minmei's greatest hit on the PA...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:29 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Cut Sammie writing over and over on the chalk board...

I won't play William Shatner sings Minmei's greatest hit on the PA. I won't play William Shatner sings Minmei's greatest hit on the PA. I won't play William Shatner sings Minmei's greatest hit on the PA. I won't play William Shatner sings Minmei's greatest hit on the PA...

Kim and Vanessa are standing right behind her with leveled SMGs...
"Really, Sammie, we expected better of you...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 1:16 am

"At least Wiliam Shatner's not trying to do Sharon Apple or Sheryl Nome...."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:57 am

Arnie100 wrote:"At least Wiliam Shatner's not trying to do Sharon Apple or Sheryl Nome...."

Minmei: "THIS IS ROBOTECH! IT'S -MY- DOMAIN, HOWEVER HATED I MAY BE!!!! BETTER TO RULE IN HELL, THAN SERVE IN...WELL, THAT OTHER PLACE AIN'T HEAVEN, NO MATTER WHAT THE MACROSSNIKS SAY!!!! THERE IS NO PLACE HERE FOR THOSE HARPIES!!!!"

"Did Minmei just paraphrase 'Paradise Lost'?"
"I'm more concerned that it's Lucifer's line she quoted."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:07 pm

Sharon Apple: "At least WE can sing and we have more songs then YOU. Even OUR Minmei had more songs!"
Sheryl Nome: "Even Ranka Lee has more talent, Miss Has-Been. She's not even 14!"
Minmei: "Wait...there's ANOTHER Minmei?!'

Sharon Apple: "Yes. :twisted:

WITH TALENT! And FANS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 3:48 pm

"Let's just let the Jailbait Squad fight it out with each other and sneak out to attend a Musica concert."
"There's no lyrics to her music, but oddly enough, I find my feet tapping to her tunes...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 7:58 pm

taalismn wrote:"Let's just let the Jailbait Squad fight it out with each other and sneak out to attend a Musica concert."
"There's no lyrics to her music, but oddly enough, I find my feet tapping to her tunes...."

Musica: "Tonight me and Bowie will be performing hits from the Sex Pistols Christmas album." :mrgreen:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 8:36 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Let's just let the Jailbait Squad fight it out with each other and sneak out to attend a Musica concert."
"There's no lyrics to her music, but oddly enough, I find my feet tapping to her tunes...."

Musica: "Tonight me and Bowie will be performing hits from the Sex Pistols Christmas album."

...and George Sullivan joins the Grateful (Un)Dead....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Nov 28, 2016 9:51 pm

taalismn wrote:"Let's just let the Jailbait Squad fight it out with each other and sneak out to attend a Musica concert."
"There's no lyrics to her music, but oddly enough, I find my feet tapping to her tunes...."

Annie: (Standing next to Ranka Lee, holding a very large, GE M134 minigun) "You wouldn't be calling US jailbait...would you, now?" :twisted:

Ranka Lee: (Holding an M202 FLASH rocket launcher, the 4-barreled rocket launcher from Commando) "We're just a couple of honest girls..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 6:50 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[
Annie: (Standing next to Ranka Lee, holding a very large, GE M134 minigun) "You wouldn't be calling US jailbait...would you, now?"
Ranka Lee: (Holding an M202 FLASH rocket launcher, the 4-barreled rocket launcher from Commando) "We're just a couple of honest girls..."

Scott: "Rand, you forgot to secure the munitions locker, didn't you?"
Rand: "Honestly, after all this time do ANY of you guys think Annie would be stopped by a padlock?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:09 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Standing next to Ranka Lee, holding a very large, GE M134 minigun) "You wouldn't be calling US jailbait...would you, now?"
Ranka Lee: (Holding an M202 FLASH rocket launcher, the 4-barreled rocket launcher from Commando) "We're just a couple of honest girls..."

Scott: "Rand, you forgot to secure the munitions locker, didn't you?"
Rand: "Honestly, after all this time do ANY of you guys think Annie would be stopped by a padlock?"

Lancer: "Still not as bad as the time she hotwired the Monster..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:20 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Lancer: "Still not as bad as the time she hotwired the Monster..."

Lunk: "...I still don't know where she got that thing..."
Rand: "S'right; kids are tricky like that."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:02 pm

Minmei: (In cammo, brandishing a Wolverine) "I WANT RESPECT! AND I WANT IT N..." :badbad:

(Finds herself staring down the barrel of a 14cm cannon) "Never mind..." :erm:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:44 pm

SRoss wrote:Minmei: (In cammo, brandishing a Wolverine) "I WANT RESPECT! AND I WANT IT N..." (Finds herself staring down the barrel of a 14cm cannon) "Never mind..."

(Inside Monster cockpit...)

Ranka Lee: "Is she ALWAYS like that?"
Annie: "Unfortunately, even I'm not that bad." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 9:25 pm

"DAMNIT! SHE'S HIDING IN THE BLIND SPOT UNDER OUR GUNS! WE CAN'T DEPRESS THE CANNON THAT FAR DOWN!!!"
Minmei: "Heh-heh-heh..."
"WE'LL JUST HAVE TO STOMP HER!!"
"...she found the dead spot right under the pelvis..as long as she keeps moving in it, we can't flatten her."
"Tell me we can at least SIT on her!"
"The original design team kinda insisted on a safe zone in event of leg actuator failure."
"DAMNIT!"
Minmei: "KNEW those dance lessons would come in handy."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:18 pm

taalismn wrote:"DAMNIT! SHE'S HIDING IN THE BLIND SPOT UNDER OUR GUNS! WE CAN'T DEPRESS THE CANNON THAT FAR DOWN!!!"
Minmei: "Heh-heh-heh..."
"WE'LL JUST HAVE TO STOMP HER!!"
"...she found the dead spot right under the pelvis..as long as she keeps moving in it, we can't flatten her."
"Tell me we can at least SIT on her!"
"The original design team kinda insisted on a safe zone in event of leg actuator failure."
"DAMNIT!"
Minmei: "KNEW those dance lessons would come in handy."

SRoss: "She know about that rampy-thing that comes down from the back?"

THWAK!!!

Taalismn: "Ouch!" :shock:

Arnie100: "Apparently not." :shock:

Later in the hospital, Dr. Grant unrolls a 2D Minmei...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 29, 2016 11:54 pm

(Inside the Monster Cockpit...)

Annie: (On the phone...) "So there IS a use for that thing!"

(Back at the Hunter Quarters...)

Lisa: "You're welcome, girls!" :twisted: