Robotech Blooper Reels

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:30 pm

taalismn wrote:'Ricardo': (looking up) "I'm not sure a repurposed GMU counts as a 'sportscar', Miss Minmei..."
Minmei: "With enough coats of wax and a snazzy paintjob, it can be."

Ricardo: "But in hot pink, Miss Minmei?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:13 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:'Ricardo': (looking up) "I'm not sure a repurposed GMU counts as a 'sportscar', Miss Minmei..."
Minmei: "With enough coats of wax and a snazzy paintjob, it can be."

Ricardo: "But in hot pink, Miss Minmei?"

Minmei: "It's not as if it needs to be camouflaged. And once one person has one, EVERYBODY's gotta have one. This will make it that much easier to find in a parking lot."
Rocardo: "...you'd trust a parking valet to park it for you?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:21 pm

Minmei: "That GMU can make its own parking spaces."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:42 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "That GMU can make its own parking spaces."

"Just forget about parking it on the top floor of the parking gar-wait a minute; you can still do that, it's just that it becomes the GROUND floor of the parking garage."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 10:31 pm

Minmei: "And if you can't outrace it, you can always blast it!" :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:26 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "And if you can't outrace it, you can always blast it!"

The US Army line about the M1A1 Abrams was "If you can't outrun it, you can always blow it off the road!", so that truism still holds.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:37 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "And if you can't outrace it, you can always blast it!"

The US Army line about the M1A1 Abrams was "If you can't outrun it, you can always blow it off the road!", so that truism still holds.

Minmei: "That little toy? BAH. My GMU is a BEAST!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 11:43 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

Minmei: "That little toy? BAH. My GMU is a BEAST!"

Kinda hard to step up into from the curb, though...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:13 am

Minmei: "Curbs? We don't need no stinkin' curbs!" :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 12:27 am

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Curbs? We don't need no stinkin' curbs!"

"We just collapse the roadbed until the surrounding ground level reaches the doorframe."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:55 pm

Bumper sticker on Minmei's GMU: "My Other Car is a MAC II Monster."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:04 pm

Bumper Sticker on Minmei's MAC II: "B***H, PLEASE."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:29 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Bumper Sticker on Minmei's MAC II: "B***H, PLEASE."

Or...
"Give Me an Excuse."(posted between the main gun barrels)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 9:52 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Bumper Sticker on Minmei's MAC II: "B***H, PLEASE."

Or...
"Give Me an Excuse."(posted between the main gun barrels)

On the front of her Command Fortress: "I break for no one!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 10:13 pm

"What MORON gave Minmei a COMMAND FORTRESS?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:30 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"What MORON gave Minmei a COMMAND FORTRESS?!"

"Here....the SDF-2's supposed to have been destroyed, but we just sort of classified it as 'radioactive' so nobody would check where the salvaged parts REALLY went...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:54 pm

"Well....at least nobody was dumb enough to give her a DEATH STAR."
"No, we gave that to Annie."
:shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:01 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Well....at least nobody was dumb enough to give her a DEATH STAR."
"No, we gave that to Annie."

Annie: "I wonder what this lever does?"

Hotaru: "I'm really not sure you should be touching that."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 4:06 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Well....at least nobody was dumb enough to give her a DEATH STAR."
"No, we gave that to Annie."

Annie: "I wonder what this lever does?"

Hotaru: "I'm really not sure you should be touching that."

Annie: "Oh; come on...what's the worst that could happen?"

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What the --?! Where did you people come from?!"
Hades: :shock:

"You're definitely gonna need a bigger boat."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 5:57 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Well....at least nobody was dumb enough to give her a DEATH STAR."
"No, we gave that to Annie."

Annie: "I wonder what this lever does?"

Hotaru: "I'm really not sure you should be touching that."

Annie: "Oh; come on...what's the worst that could happen?"

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What the --?! Where did you people come from?!"
Hades: "You're definitely gonna need a bigger boat."

Awareness: "It's a good thing only Veidlt knows my location" :shock:

Meanwhile...

Hotaru: (Holding Veidlt by the cloak) "Now your gonna tell me and Annie where to find the Awareness, aren't you." :twisted:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:23 pm

"It's a good thing we didn't give Annie --"
"SHUT UP! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL?!" :shock:

"Thinning the herd, that's all."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 30, 2016 8:47 pm

SRoss wrote:[q

Hotaru: (Holding Veidlt by the cloak) "Now your gonna tell me and Annie where to find the Awareness, aren't you."

Needless to say, Veidt;s resistance cracked faster than a Yahoo account in front of a KGB hacker....

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sat Dec 31, 2016 11:58 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[q

Hotaru: (Holding Veidlt by the cloak) "Now your gonna tell me and Annie where to find the Awareness, aren't you."

Needless to say, Veidt;s resistance cracked faster than a Yahoo account in front of a KGB hacker....

Nova:"what kind of backwards cold war committee bull is that?"
Hydonites:"Hey it worked with Targjet."

HAPP NEW YEAR TO YOU ALL!!

Tenchi:"ummm Mihoshi; who you talking too?"
Mioshi: The 4th wall gang."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 5:41 am

HHHHAAAAPPPPPYYYYY NNNNEEEWWWW YYYYEEEEAAAARRRR!!!!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:43 pm

"...you're still a schmegging idiot, Kyle."
"...you're still an obsessive fathead, Edwards."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 12:55 am

"Well...we're still alive...that's something."
"For how long?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 8:32 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Well...we're still alive...that's something.'
"For how long?'

(sound of increasing whistling)

Charon: "Piece of Pluto hit you?"
Edwards: "That's what the astronomers say." :nh:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:31 pm

Edwards: "The new year hasn't even started and already they're trying to kill us off."
Kyle: "Can't we EVER get a break?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 10:59 pm

Dana Sterling: "I'd like to know who put my dating profile up on the website for the Hemlock Society."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:06 am

taalismn wrote:Dana Sterling: "I'd like to know who put my dating profile up on the website for the Hemlock Society."

Nova:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:17 am

Louie Nichols: "And I'd like to know who hacked my smart goggles!"

EBSIS Officer:(tap-type-tap) "Not vas us."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 12:57 am

taalismn wrote:Louie Nichols: "And I'd like to know who hacked my smart goggles!"

EBSIS Officer:(tap-type-tap) "Not vas us."

EBSIS Commander: "Who has used the Cyber Warfare budget to order East German porno magazines!?!"

JANICE: "This is like shooting aquatic life forms in a wooden water container." :mrgreen:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 2:26 am

EBSIS Commander: "IT VAS NOT US!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:08 pm

Angelo Dante: "Okay, who's been snitching my mom's fruitcake?"

Emergency Room Physician: "Good god, what's this man been eating, lead shot?! Portland cement?!"
Zor Prime:(....groaaaaannnnnnnnn....)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 7:52 pm

taalismn wrote:Angelo Dante: "Okay, who's been snitching my mom's fruitcake?"

Emergency Room Physician: "Good god, what's this man been eating, lead shot?! Portland cement?!"
Zor Prime:(....groaaaaannnnnnnnn....)

Robotech Master: "By the Protoculture! The Micronians have resorted to Bio/Chemical Warfare!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 03, 2017 8:02 pm

Sean Phillips: "Apparently nobody told Zor you have drink two quarts of beer to the slice to dissolve the stuff."
Louie: "I thought its alcohol content was already high enough!"
Dana: "Only if you're planning on setting fire to it."
Angelo: "Yeah, Mom's pretty enthusiastic about brandied fruit."
Bowie: "I think Lord Nelson was pickled in less!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 1:59 pm

In the Mothership's Cinema...

Robotech Master #1: "Who selected Inglorious Bastards for movie nite?"

Robotech Master #2: "I thought you selected the film?"

Robotech Master #3: "I have a bad feeling about this..."

Meanwhile outside the cinema, Zor Prime drops a match on a pile of Fruitcakes.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 2:04 pm

(Down below...)

Charon: "Back again?"
Zor Prime: "I tried to light up some Fruitcakes..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 04, 2017 9:08 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(Down below...)

Charon: "Back again?"
Zor Prime: "I tried to light up some Fruitcakes..."

"Forgot to calculate the blast radius...again..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 5:56 pm

EBSIS SPETSNAZ Trooper #1: "Look! Half price Bento!"

EBSIS SPETSNAZ Trooper #1: (Turning toward the growing rumble) :shock:

"*Mommy..." :eek:

*Translated from Russian

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:21 pm

Marie Crystal: "Hey! I have a zero-altitude rolling frame ejection seat!"(FHUMF!)(she automatically ejects as the spinning Logan briefly becomes upright)
(Sean Phillips' Hovertank catches the now pilotless mecha, is knocked back into the rocks, and explodes)
Marie: (dangling from her chute) "Oops...was that meant as a heroic romantic gesture? Kinda boneheaded one, though."
Phillips:(well-toasted)"...oh, to hell with you..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:18 pm

Dana: "I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not that stupid!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:23 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "I may be a blonde, but at least I'm not that stupid!"

GMP Squad around the base of the Hospital(during Dana's little raid to see Zor Prime): "Well, look who just dropped in to say hello?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:36 am

Dana: "I was there to...interrogate the prisoner! Honestly!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:54 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "I was there to...interrogate the prisoner! Honestly!"

Of course they were all looking up her skirt as she came down, so it was no surprise the entire squad got run down by the same ambulance.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 2:00 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "I was there to...interrogate the prisoner! Honestly!"

Of course they were all looking up her skirt as she came down, so it was no surprise the entire squad got run down by the same ambulance.

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What happened to you lot?"
GMP Trooper #1: "We were guarding this important prisoner when we were...."
GMP Trooper #2: "Distracted by a blonde....
GMP Trooper #3: "Then ambulance..."
Charon: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're as bad as they are!" (Points at Kyle and Edwards)

(Front of the hospital...)

Nova: :shock:

"What the heck happened to my squad?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:48 pm

(GMP debriefing... convalescent ward)
"Beaten up by a guy in a hospital gown, rum over by an ambulance, outflanked by a TANKER! How the hell did you idiots manage to graduate from the GMP academy?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 10:40 pm

taalismn wrote:(GMP debriefing... convalescent ward)
"Beaten up by a guy in a hospital gown, rum over by an ambulance, outflanked by a TANKER! How the hell did you idiots manage to graduate from the GMP academy?!"

"Uh, we were hired under the bootstrap initiative."

<Facepalm> "Thank you Senator Moran..." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:49 pm

SRoss wrote:[

"Uh, we were hired under the bootstrap initiative."

<Facepalm> "Thank you Senator Moran..."

Dana:"...so 80% of the GMP are really part-timers, central-casting shirt-stuffers hired from backwater employment agencies, and entry-level actors who think they're extras in movies, with only twenty percent being actual trained field agents with any real skill? "
Nova: "More like 5% actual field agents, and 15% career bureaucrats..."

Dana: "My god, Nova, no WONDER you're a borderline psychotic! You're like an anime ninja horde; majority faceless cannonfodder mooks, with only a handful of real ninjas!"
Nova: "Yeah, that about sums it u-wait, 'borderline psychotic'?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:50 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

"Uh, we were hired under the bootstrap initiative."

<Facepalm> "Thank you Senator Moran..."

Dana: "...so 80[sup]%[/sup] of the GMP are really part-timers, central-casting shirt-stuffers hired from backwater employment agencies, and entry-level actors who think they're extras in movies, with only twenty percent being actual trained field agents with any real skill?"
Nova: "More like 5[sup]%[/sup] actual field agents, and 15[sup]%[/sup] career bureaucrats..."
Dana: "My god, Nova, no WONDER you're a borderline psychotic! You're like an anime ninja horde; majority faceless cannonfodder mooks, with only a handful of real ninjas!"
Nova: "Yeah, that about sums it u-wait, 'borderline psychotic'?!"

RRRRRIIIIIIIIPPPPPP!

Nova: "NOVA SMASH!!!"

Later...

Charon: "And that's when she stuffed you into your helmet!?!" :lol: