Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:15 pm

Khyron: "Okay,...who bet that we would come out of foldspace and collide with a star? Because that's amazingly pessimistic of you-"(disintegrates)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 2:44 pm

(Down Below...)

Charon: "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *hack* *wheeze* I can't breathe..."
Khyron: "Just shut up."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 4:47 pm

Khyron: "Okay, who bet that we'd come out of fold on a collision course with Dolza's command bubble-?"

Dolza: "KHYRON YOU IRRESPONSIBLE IDI-"

(TimeLooper Rick, Lisa, Ben, and Max)
Max: "Told you it would work. Everybody pay up!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 12:05 am

Timelooper Rick: "Didn't bring any money this time!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 26, 2017 10:19 am

Arnie100 wrote:Timelooper Rick: "Didn't bring any money this time!"

Lisa: (Reaching into Rick's dimensional pocket) "Here you go, Max."
Rick:(blinking as he suddenly remembers the Loopers' d-'wallets') "I'd have paid him, you know."
Lisa: "I know, but I had to remind you of what you had stashed away."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 2:56 pm

Khyron: "Why do I feel like I'm missing something?"
Sammie: "Khyron! Where the heck have you been?!"
Khyron: :shock:

"Oh, Cr@p..." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 9:07 pm

Grel: "Death by sex?"
Khyron:(being pulled away by Sammie) "If I'm really lucky...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 27, 2017 11:07 pm

Sammie: "I WANT MY MANICURE!"
Khyron: (Looks down at Sammie's feet...) :puke:

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:16 am

Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "I WANT MY MANICURE!"
Khyron: (Looks down at Sammie's feet...)

Lunk:"wow no wonder shehas such a short temper."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 10:49 am

"Who'd have believed those little uniform shoes could hide such a serious hangnail?"
"Just get me the power sander..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 8:34 pm

Sammie: "What was that grinding noise?!"
Khyron: :shock:

"NOTHING! I SWEAR!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:12 pm

(Zentraedi Carrier)
"Ah....I really don't think we can paint your power armor THAT color."
"Why not?! Or rather, I don't have a CHOICE! Green's the standard, Purple's the next step up. Miriya Parino's cornered the field on crimson red. That leaves me with HOT PINK to distinguish me!"
"Oh, okay....."
"Besides, no way I'm going with Day-Glo Green."
"How about Banana Yellow?"
"Metallic Gold and it's a deal."
"Can't. Not unless you're a Rifts crossover. All-over chrome's reserved for Glitter-mecha."
"Damn!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 9:30 pm

taalismn wrote:(Zentraedi Carrier)
"Ah....I really don't think we can paint your power armor THAT color."
"Why not?! Or rather, I don't have a CHOICE! Green's the standard, Purple's the next step up. Miriya Parino's cornered the field on crimson red. That leaves me with HOT PINK to distinguish me!"
"Oh, okay....."
"Besides, no way I'm going with Day-Glo Green."
"How about Banana Yellow?"
"Metallic Gold and it's a deal."
"Can't. Not unless you're a Rifts crossover. All-over chrome's reserved for Glitter-mecha."
"Damn!"

Cut to - the Pilot's Ready Room aboard the Macross...

Random Veritech Pilot: (Among those pointing and chuckling at Mouve Squadron) "So tell us again how you all got your asses kicked by a single hot pink mecha."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 28, 2017 11:49 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Random Veritech Pilot: (Among those pointing and chuckling at Mouve Squadron) "So tell us again how you all got your asses kicked by a single hot pink mecha."

"...perhaps they were blinded by the banana yellow one."

"So how is it, being known as the 'Yellow Streak'?"
"I believe my commander called it 'an exercise in cultivating a continually reinforced state of psychotic belligerence'. Care to find out first hand how well that exercise is progressing?"

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 6:28 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Random Veritech Pilot: (Among those pointing and chuckling at Mouve Squadron) "So tell us again how you all got your asses kicked by a single hot pink mecha."

"...perhaps they were blinded by the banana yellow one."

"So how is it, being known as the 'Yellow Streak'?"
"I believe my commander called it 'an exercise in cultivating a continually reinforced state of psychotic belligerence'. Care to find out first hand how well that exercise is progressing?"

Nova:"So that's where Lancer got the Yellow Dancer persona."
Dana:"That and the fact that he sometimes forgot to put on a robe after showering.."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 29, 2017 10:01 pm

"Remember; Missile Massacres are only awesome if you're not flying directly in front of them."
"You say that as if you speak from experience, Admiral Hunter."
"I do. I do."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:02 pm

taalismn wrote:"Remember; Missile Massacres are only awesome if you're not flying directly in front of them."
"You say that as if you speak from experience, Admiral Hunter."
"I do. I do."

Miriya:

"Sorry about that..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:29 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember; Missile Massacres are only awesome if you're not flying directly in front of them."
"You say that as if you speak from experience, Admiral Hunter."
"I do. I do."

Miriya: "Sorry about that..."

Lisa: "Ah, Miriya? That was actually MY doing." :-(

Enerson: "Jury's still out on whether you got a piece of Fokker, though."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:26 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember; Missile Massacres are only awesome if you're not flying directly in front of them."
"You say that as if you speak from experience, Admiral Hunter."
"I do. I do."

Miriya: "Sorry about that..."

Lisa: "Ah, Miriya? That was actually MY doing."
Enerson: "Jury's still out on whether you got a piece of Fokker, though."

Mirya: "Actually, that was one of my lieutenants, I was busy trying to kill my Maxipoo at the time. "

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 30, 2017 11:45 pm

(Down Below...)

Fokker: "I'd still be alive, ya know."
Ben: "What about me?"
Fokker: "You don't count. You never faced the awesomeness that is the missile massacre!"
Ben:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 12:56 am

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Fokker: "I'd still be alive, ya know."
Ben: "What about me?"
Fokker: "You don't count. You never faced the awesomeness that is the missile massacre!"
Ben:

Claudia: "Weren't you shot in the back?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 31, 2017 10:01 am

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Fokker: "I'd still be alive, ya know."
Ben: "What about me?"
Fokker: "You don't count. You never faced the awesomeness that is the missile massacre!"
Ben:

"Failed experimental protective measures and enemy fire should be easier to tell apart."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:26 am

Glovel :"Has any one seen my coffe?
Claudia :"No,sir"
Glovel:"Sammy,do you know where it is."
Sammy:"No, sir."
Glovel:"hmmmm,wonder what happen to it."
Mean....while....
*cough cough* " ohhh maa an this great stuff."
Vanessa:"Come on Lisa,pass the cup over."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Feb 02, 2017 12:40 am

"Interesting...this is the first time I've heard of coffee-flavored vodka..."
"Trade secret long held by the Russian military. Looks like coffee, smells like coffee, tastes like lightning."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:39 pm

taalismn wrote:"Interesting...this is the first time I've heard of coffee-flavored vodka..."
"Trade secret long held by the Russian military. Looks like coffee, smells like coffee, tastes like lightning."

"It's why we can endure cold Russian winters."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:54 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Interesting...this is the first time I've heard of coffee-flavored vodka..."
"Trade secret long held by the Russian military. Looks like coffee, smells like coffee, tastes like lightning."

"It's why we can endure cold Russian winters."

"So that's what they drink at IceGuard ... It explains much."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:16 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Interesting...this is the first time I've heard of coffee-flavored vodka..."
"Trade secret long held by the Russian military. Looks like coffee, smells like coffee, tastes like lightning."

"It's why we can endure cold Russian winters."

"..and survive our government."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 7:36 pm

"And the wives...whenever we come home late..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:58 pm

"We are solemnly gathered here today to remember Ben Dixon, who survived the barrier overload, the failure of just about every system on his veritech, only to choke to death on a piece of his celebratory steak. Let his life be a lesson to us all: thoroughly chew your food."
"Amen."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:18 pm

"That steak must've been good..."
"Why?"
"Look at his smile."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 11:48 pm

Charon: (Snorting cola out his nose) "Sorry, but that alone was worth rezerecting you!" :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:12 pm

"He didn't have the pineapple on his steak, did he?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 10:47 pm

taalismn wrote:"He didn't have the pineapple on his steak, did he?"

"No, but oddly, there was one sticking out of his back..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 12:11 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"He didn't have the pineapple on his steak, did he?"

"No, but oddly, there was one sticking out of his back..."

"For crying out loud, don't pull on that thing! You don't want to arm it!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:12 am

Roy: "Claudia? What did you?"
Claudia: "What? Me? Why me?!"

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 10:20 am

Vanessa:"Well you were kinda on a bad mood when he said he didn't like your salad."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 9:04 pm

"Okay, I'm afraid I'm going to have to drop you from the Veritech program."
"WHY?! I cinched that Alpha-Beta docking on the first try!"
"Yes, you did, .....except that the Alpha docks to the FRONT of the Beta."
"..."
"We're frankly still trying to figure out how you survived how you did what you did."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 12:28 am

taalismn wrote:"Okay, I'm afraid I'm going to have to drop you from the Veritech program."
"WHY?! I cinched that Alpha-Beta docking on the first try!"
"Yes, you did, .....except that the Alpha docks to the FRONT of the Beta."
"..."
"We're frankly still trying to figure out how you survived how you did what you did."

Captain Qwagmire, UEEF Marines.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Feb 07, 2017 7:23 pm

"We found the source of your flame-out, Corporal Penn....Obstruction in the main engine nozzle. Ah, where are you going, Doctor Penn?"
"To punch a hole in a major obstruction."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:10 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, I'm afraid I'm going to have to drop you from the Veritech program."
"WHY?! I cinched that Alpha-Beta docking on the first try!"
"Yes, you did, .....except that the Alpha docks to the FRONT of the Beta."
"..."
"We're frankly still trying to figure out how you survived how you did what you did."

Captain Qwagmire, UEEF Marines.

Qwagmire: "Giggidity!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 12:20 am

SRoss wrote:[

Captain Qwagmire, UEEF Marines.

Clearly, because of the Rain of Death dramatically reducing the available recruit pool, the armed services have been forced to lower their standards and take whoever they could get.

"So you're a certified psychopath? As long as you direct your violence at the enemy, you're in."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:33 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Captain Qwagmire, UEEF Marines.

Clearly, because of the Rain of Death dramatically reducing the available recruit pool, the armed services have been forced to lower their standards and take whoever they could get.

"So you're a certified psychopath? As long as you direct your violence at the enemy, you're in."

"Ok, I just need you to answer some questions, and we'll have you signed up in no time..."

Jason Voorhees: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:57 am

"Sez here you have prior military experience. Care to provide detail?"
"Well, I did do some contract work with Mauve Squadron-"
"You're under arrest."
"What the-?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 1:29 pm

"It says here, other then Military school, you have no military experience."

"I was in big business and politics, I've suffered just as much as any veteran!"

"Yep! Definitely Mauve Squadron material."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 2:11 pm

Stewie: "Oohh, look at all the neat toys I could kill Lois with! What do you think, Rupert? (looking at teddy bear) That big, shiny robot with the big guns on top?"
Annie: "Lookit the cute, wittle baby trying to pilot a mechanical! C'mere! Annie's gonna -- "
Stewie: :shock:

"NNNOOO! Stay away!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Feb 08, 2017 8:19 pm

SRoss wrote:"It says here, other then Military school, you have no military experience."

"I was in big business and politics, I've suffered just as much as any veteran!"

"Yep! Definitely Mauve Squadron material."

"You're the CO's new wingman."
"...Claudia, isn't that abusing your authority?"
"No."
"Just checking."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:35 am

Dolza :"I challenge you the fourth wall gange to find me a worthy opportunity for career advancement I mean come on haven't worked in ages ."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Feb 14, 2017 8:11 am

"Simple, Dolza. You're DEAD. VAPORIZED. BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS. KAPUT. TERMINATED. DEADER THEN A DOOR NAIL."
Dolza: :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Feb 14, 2017 1:34 pm

batlchip wrote:Dolza :"I challenge you the fourth wall gange to find me a worthy opportunity for career advancement I mean come on haven't worked in ages ."

"Well, Neil deGrasse Tyson needs someone to play drifting vapor?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Feb 14, 2017 6:26 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Simple, Dolza. You're DEAD. VAPORIZED. BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS. KAPUT. TERMINATED. DEADER THEN A DOOR NAIL."
Dolza:

"Given the big cosmic pink slip, forcibly shuffled off the mortal coil, kackked, discorporated, Aderaan'ed, blown to Boot Hill, put on the bus to the afterlife.."
Dolza: "I GET it already!!!"