Robotech Blooper Reels

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:16 pm

batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:Sera: "Noogie time..."
Corg:

Could be worse you could be related to zor.

Regis: "You take after your father."
Corg:":NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M AN EMO-BOY?????!!!!!"

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:45 pm

taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:Sera: "Noogie time..."
Corg:

Could be worse you could be related to zor.

Regis: "You take after your father."
Corg:":NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M AN EMO-BOY?????!!!!!"

Sera:"yep, differently emo."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:53 pm

batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:Sera: "Noogie time..."
Corg:

Could be worse you could be related to zor.

Regis: "You take after your father."
Corg:":NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M AN EMO-BOY?????!!!!!"

Sera:"yep, differently emo."

Corg suddenly feels the blowgun dart strike his neck.

Annie: "Don't worry Corgy-poo! We'll always have each other." :love:

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Mon Feb 27, 2017 11:57 pm

SRoss wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:Sera: "Noogie time..."
Corg:

Could be worse you could be related to zor.

Regis: "You take after your father."
Corg:":NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'M AN EMO-BOY?????!!!!!"

Sera:"yep, differently emo."

Corg suddenly feels the blowgun dart strike his neck.

Annie: "Don't worry Corgy-poo! We'll always have each other."

Regis:"Who know your kinda evil I wonder if we're related. "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 6:11 pm

batlchip wrote:Sera:"yep, differently emo."

Bernard: "Raging set-chewing psychopathic emo, but still emo."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Feb 28, 2017 8:20 pm

taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:Sera:"yep, differently emo."

Bernard: "Raging set-chewing psychopathic emo, but still emo."

Corgie-Poo: (Being dragged off by Annie...) "I AM NOT AN EMO!! SAVE MMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!"
Scott and Sera: "Definitely an emo!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 10:38 pm

Kyle: "We'll be safe now Edwards! I stole Louie's latest invention, the Pocket Reflex Cannon!"

Edwards: "Great! Where is it?"

Kyle: "Right here!" (Slaps pants pocket)

Charon: "Let me guess, you forgot to check the safety?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:24 pm

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "We'll be safe now Edwards! I stole Louie's latest invention, the Pocket Reflex Cannon!"

Edwards: "Great! Where is it?"

Kyle: "Right here!" (Slaps pants pocket)

Charon: "Let me guess, you forgot to check the safety?"

Edwards: "I kept the best stuff I got back from the UEEF, such as this pistolized synchrocannon!"
---
Charon: "So when DID you realize you were screwed? When the pistol started glowing, or when it heat-annealed to your hand?"
Kyle" "And what made you think 'hey, quick! Dunk it in a bucket of water!' would work?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 6:50 pm

Edwards:

"I forget about the booby trap thing."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 8:25 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I forget about the booby trap thing."

Lesson Number One in UEDF/UEEF/UEG Officer Training SHOULD be: "Assume ALL Alien Technology is Booby-Trapped Until Thoroughly and Conclusively Proven Otherwise."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Mar 06, 2017 10:13 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I forget about the booby trap thing."

Lesson Number One in UEDF/UEEF/UEG Officer Training SHOULD be: "Assume ALL Alien Technology is Booby-Trapped Until Thoroughly and Conclusively Proven Otherwise."

Name anyone in SF who followed that rule?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:34 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I forget about the booby trap thing."

Lesson Number One in UEDF/UEEF/UEG Officer Training SHOULD be: "Assume ALL Alien Technology is Booby-Trapped Until Thoroughly and Conclusively Proven Otherwise."

Name anyone in SF who followed that rule?

My bet would be the WH40K Reasonable Marines, but they're not canon.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:51 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I forget about the booby trap thing."

Lesson Number One in UEDF/UEEF/UEG Officer Training SHOULD be: "Assume ALL Alien Technology is Booby-Trapped Until Thoroughly and Conclusively Proven Otherwise."

Name anyone in SF who followed that rule?

My bet would be the WH40K Reasonable Marines, but they're not canon.

"Boob-traps? That's what ensigns are for!" - Kirk

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:12 pm

SRoss wrote:[]

"Boob-traps? That's what ensigns are for!" - Kirk

Red Shirts---It's the universal color sign for 'stay away from this guy...you don't want to become collateral damage"

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:15 am

Nova :"red shirts? oh so that's what happen to Roy and Ben."
Dana:"No,Roy was an accident. "
Crystal:"Ben,upset the writters."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:04 pm

batlchip wrote:Nova :"red shirts? oh so that's what happen to Roy and Ben."
Dana:"No,Roy was an accident. "
Crystal:"Ben,upset the writters."

"Didn't let the writers mooch off him during his steak dinner."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:45 pm

batlchip wrote:Nova :"red shirts? oh so that's what happen to Roy and Ben."
Dana:"No,Roy was an accident. "
Crystal:"Ben,upset the writters."

"In our show, they should be called "Brownies" after the brown Valkyries that always blow up."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:42 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
batlchip wrote:Nova :"red shirts? oh so that's what happen to Roy and Ben."
Dana:"No,Roy was an accident. "
Crystal:"Ben,upset the writters."

"In our show, they should be called "Brownies" after the brown Valkyries that always blow up."

"Crisp and crunchy on the outside, soft, crumbly, gooey on the inside, and they get eaten up real fast."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 12:31 am

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
batlchip wrote:Nova :"red shirts? oh so that's what happen to Roy and Ben."
Dana:"No,Roy was an accident. "
Crystal:"Ben,upset the writters."

"In our show, they should be called "Brownies" after the brown Valkyries that always blow up."

"Crisp and crunchy on the outside, soft, crumbly, gooey on the inside, and they get eaten up real fast."

"Sounds like my Oreos."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:16 am

Bowie:"excuse me." :puke:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:11 am

Arnie100 wrote:
"Sounds like my Oreos."

" for the education of everybody here, 'Eat all you want, we'll make more' is NOT the slogan we want associated with the VF-1A programme."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:30 pm

Cut to: A pack of VF-1As surrounding a burning home...

VF-1A: (Looking down at the terrified old lady) "SHOULDA JUST BOUGHT THE DAMN COOKIES!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:35 pm

SRoss wrote:Cut to: A pack of VF-1As surrounding a burning home...

VF-1A: (Looking down at the terrified old lady) "SHOULDA JUST BOUGHT THE DAMN COOKIES!"

"Perhaps selling off the old military surplus VF-1As as the Logans and Alphas came into service wasn't our brightest idea..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Mar 12, 2017 12:48 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Cut to: A pack of VF-1As surrounding a burning home...

VF-1A: (Looking down at the terrified old lady) "SHOULDA JUST BOUGHT THE DAMN COOKIES!"

"Perhaps selling off the old military surplus VF-1As as the Logans and Alphas came into service wasn't our brightest idea..."

"Yeah...but those cookies, though...(pulling out a box of Thin Mints...)"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:38 pm

Why We Keep Extra Minmei Clones Around

"Minmei! Don't touch THAT button!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:47 pm

Why We Keep Extra Minmei Clones Around

Edwards: "I have you now, Min -- "

KKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

(Down below...)

Edwards and Minmei Clone: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 16, 2017 11:01 pm

Why We Keep Extra Minmei Clones Around

"You were supposed to open the airlock from the OTHER side of the door, Minmei..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:22 am

taalismn wrote:
Why We Keep Extra Minmei Clones Around

"You were supposed to open the airlock from the OTHER side of the door, Minmei..."

"It also helps to wait until AFTER the shuttle has docked." :roll:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Mar 17, 2017 1:31 pm

Why We Keep Extra Minmei Clones Around

Zentraedi Regult Pilot(in Macross City)"Oh...yeech! Stepped in micronian! I hate that!"(scrape, scrape)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:11 pm

Dolza's fleet arrives over Earth...

"Sir! Someone's hacked into our targeting systems."

Dolza: "Crafty Micronians! How many targets did they delete?"

"None! They're adding celebrity addresses!"

At a terminal on board the SDF-1...

Minmei: "Soon I'll be the only game in town." :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Mar 18, 2017 10:26 pm

SRoss wrote:Dolza's fleet arrives over Earth...

"Sir! Someone's hacked into our targeting systems."

Dolza: "Crafty Micronians! How many targets did they delete?"

"None! They're adding celebrity addresses!"

At a terminal on board the SDF-1...

Minmei: "Soon I'll be the only game in town."

TimeLooping Minmei with Sakura Syndrome?

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sun Mar 19, 2017 1:17 am

taalismn wrote:
Why We Keep Extra Minmei Clones Around

"You were supposed to open the airlock from the OTHER side of the door, Minmei..."

Minmai:"stage fri-(crunch!)
Corg :"wow the spotlight fell on her."
Minmai:"stage fri-(sniff sniff) you gus smell something burning (dress bursts into flames.
Minmai"stage fri-(bizzed bizzed fwoof!)
Minmai:"kyle?Does this burrito taste funny to you?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Mar 19, 2017 8:20 pm

Why We Keep Extra Minmei Clones Around

Minmei: "Hey, Rick, what does this thingy do?"
Rick: "DON'T TOUCH THA-(canopy blasts free and ejection seat rockets light off, sending the two into the middle of the furball over Macross Island) (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-........"

(Looper Bar)
Max: "Seriously...a twofer?"
Rick:

"I suppose I should be grateful the fanliner didn't have ejection seats, otherwise next Loop she might have punched me, Kyle, and herself into the Pacific..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 12:07 am

[quote="taalismn"]

Why We Keep Extra Minmei Clones Around

Breetai: (Staring down at Minmei...) "So this is a Micronian, Exedore? What is the female supposed to do?"

KKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAA-BBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!

(Down Below...)

Breetai, Exedore, Zentraedi Crew, Minmei: :shock:

Charon: "D**n, that's a lot of you!"

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:14 am

Batlchip:"ummm....I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. But the Minmai clones want more money.
Something about hazard pay."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Mar 20, 2017 7:33 pm

batlchip wrote:Batlchip:"ummm....I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. But the Minmai clones want more money.
Something about hazard pay."

"First time since the Miss Macross contest that she's shown ANY commonsense."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 7:41 am

batlchip wrote:Batlchip:"ummm....I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. But the Minmai clones want more money.
Something about hazard pay."

Minmai isn't the only one either after the "Annie shoot everywhere accident "Rand has been asking for hazard pay too.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Mar 29, 2017 9:08 pm

batlchip wrote:
batlchip wrote:Batlchip:"ummm....I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. But the Minmai clones want more money.
Something about hazard pay."

Minmai isn't the only one either after the "Annie shoot everywhere accident "Rand has been asking for hazard pay too.

Karno: "I'd like to request hazard pay too-I just gave away my hiding place, didn't I?" :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:18 am

taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
batlchip wrote:Batlchip:"ummm....I don't want to be the bearer of bad news. But the Minmai clones want more money.
Something about hazard pay."

Minmai isn't the only one either after the "Annie shoot everywhere accident "Rand has been asking for hazard pay too.

Karno: "I'd like to request hazard pay too-I just gave away my hiding place, didn't I?"

Musica:

(Primes Superlaser to fire...)
Octavia: "Sister, isn't that overkill?"
Allegra: "We also get those Minmei clones...that's if they don't reform or something..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:16 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[
Musica: (Primes Superlaser to fire...)
Octavia: "Sister, isn't that overkill?"
Allegra: "We also get those Minmei clones...that's if they don't reform or something..."

"Pray the EPA doesn't inspect LucasFilm more closely to see how they properly dispose of their WMDs after a film shoot."
"I thought they locked them up in a big vault where only their lawyers can gain access to them."
"In which case our possessing this would look even WORSE for LucasFilm."
"I'm not sure blackmailing them like that is going to work."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Apr 02, 2017 9:44 pm

Not sure where we left off on this one, but if you know, let me know and we'll re-number accordingly.

Skippy's Rules of Robotech: The Rekindling

831. You are not allowed to use destroids to go duck hunting
831a: People in duck suits or armor are fair game.

832: You are not Field Marshal Leonard's dietician; quit enrolling him with 'Weightwatchers'.

833. If you don't know what's in it, don't automatically assume it's drinkable.

834. When in an unknown surroundings, don't lean against walls until you're absolutely CERTAIN there's not a secret passage or trap door behind them.

835. Don't assume the guy with the funky eye-wear knows what he's doing. Run a background check.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:13 am

836. Don't let anyone convince you that Minmei Clones are a good thing.

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:58 am

Funky eye wear? You mean the guy looking for a stapler isn't a M.A.C pilot?

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:54 am

837. Anyone coming to take ANYTHING from the vehicle bay/hanger "to get it washed" should be held by armed security until their story can be confirmed by a senior officer.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 3:42 pm

SRoss wrote:837. Anyone coming to take ANYTHING from the vehicle bay/hanger "to get it washed" should be held by armed security until their story can be confirmed by a senior officer.

838. They should also wash that vehicle under armed guard...just to be sure.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 7:49 pm

839. Please remember that full-sized Zentraedi showers are piped for monsoon-levels of water dumpage, and set up for city flood channel levels of drainage. We lose more newbies trying to share shower facilities this way than we do to training accidents. The chain link over the drains is there for a reason, folks.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:28 pm

taalismn wrote:839. Please remember that full-sized Zentraedi showers are piped for monsoon-levels of water dumpage, and set up for city flood channel levels of drainage. We lose more newbies trying to share shower facilities this way than we do to training accidents. The chain link over the drains is there for a reason, folks.

Pvt. Doppler: (As he's washed away from the Female's showers) "TTTTOOOOOOOTTTTTLLLLLLYYYYYYY WWWWOOOORRRRTTTTTTTTTHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!" :love:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:58 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:839. Please remember that full-sized Zentraedi showers are piped for monsoon-levels of water dumpage, and set up for city flood channel levels of drainage. We lose more newbies trying to share shower facilities this way than we do to training accidents. The chain link over the drains is there for a reason, folks.

Pvt. Doppler: (As he's washed away from the Female's showers) "TTTTOOOOOOOTTTTTLLLLLLYYYYYYY WWWWOOOORRRRTTTTTTTTTHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!"

SSSSSTTTTTOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!

(Down Below...)

Charon: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" (Looking at Private Doppler's feet sticking out of the bottom of his helmet, looking like something out of an ancient cartoon...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:28 pm

840: The three mechamorphosis levers on a VF are not 'Fast, Faster, and F###ING FASTEST'."

841: The Protoculture Cell Vending Machine has been discontinued. It not only attracts Invid, but some of you idiots don't bother reading before sticking money into anything offering you something in a can. Doctor Grant is complaining about treating FoL poisoning.

842: On a related note, the springloaded snakes in the Protoculture canister? Just because Technical Sergeant Zalaski is going to recover from his heart attack doesn't mean you're off the hook.
842a. Same goes for the ####wit who put the springloaded facegripper in Harrison's HUD. After you finish laundering his flight suit, you're cleaning the thruster assemblies of the EVA SAR team that had to go out and tow him back in.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:00 pm

taalismn wrote:840: The three mechamorphosis levers on a VF are not 'Fast, Faster, and F###ING FASTEST'."

841: The Protoculture Cell Vending Machine has been discontinued. It not only attracts Invid, but some of you idiots don't bother reading before sticking money into anything offering you something in a can. Doctor Grant is complaining about treating FoL poisoning.

842: On a related note, the springloaded snakes in the Protoculture canister? Just because Technical Sergeant Zalaski is going to recover from his heart attack doesn't mean you're off the hook.
842a. Same goes for the ####wit who put the springloaded facegripper in Harrison's HUD. After you finish laundering his flight suit, you're cleaning the thruster assemblies of the EVA SAR team that had to go out and tow him back in.

Chief Toombs: "It's not like I broke any of those rules..."