How to Create Poor Yorick Yue Lao Lao Tze Three Pure Ones?

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As the initial steps to properly Enslaving & Torturing the Pseudo Daoist Pantheons Yue Lao Lao Tze The Three Pure Ones called Yuanshi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, Daode Tianzun..

The Old Ones & Alien Intelligences & Demons & Deevils & Dragons & Splurgoth & Titans have decided to Totally Transform Yue Lao Lao Tze The Three Pure Ones called Yuanshi Tianzun, Lingbao Tianzun, Daode Tianzun, into versions of the prophetic talking skulls "Poor Yorick".

They will be named as follows:-

"Poor Yue Lao" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yue_Lao

"Poor Lao Tze" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laozi

"Poor Yuanshi Tianzun" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuanshi_Tianzun

"Poor Lingbao Tianzun" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lingbao_Tianzun

"Poor Daode Tianzun" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daode_Tianzun

Xy.Diablo sincerely invite any and all palladium fans and palladium writers to contribute all their ideas.

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"Poor Yue Lao" , "Poor Lao Tze" , "Poor Yuanshi Tianzun" , "Poor Lingbao Tianzun" , "Poor Daode Tianzun" will be turned into prophetic talking skulls like Poor Yorick with no main body at all, no upper body, no lower body, no arms, no hands, no legs, no feet, no genitals, no anuses.

However, the differences between Poor Yorick and the "Poor Daoist Gods" will be as follows :-

"Poor Yue Lao" , "Poor Lao Tze" , "Poor Yuanshi Tianzun" , "Poor Lingbao Tianzun" , "Poor Daode Tianzun" will always have all manner diseased, decayed, rotting, zombies-liches skins on their faces and their skulls.

"Poor Yue Lao" , "Poor Lao Tze" , "Poor Yuanshi Tianzun" , "Poor Lingbao Tianzun" , "Poor Daode Tianzun" will also have the unkempt, ugly, unwashed, scraggy, most oily, most smelly, long white hair filled with endless dandruffs, most itchy bleeding blood scalps filled with flaking dandruffs.

You see, "Poor Yue Lao" , "Poor Lao Tze" , "Poor Yuanshi Tianzun" , "Poor Lingbao Tianzun" , "Poor Daode Tianzun" have always fancied themselves to be so much more beautiful so much more handsome than Sephiroth of Final Fantasy.

Deep down in their heart are filled with the deepest jealous envy of the most beautiful most handsome long silvery-white-haired fantasy art males like Sephiroth of Final Fantasy.

Yet Sephiroth of Final Fantasy is downright Japanese to the core and the Japanese, no matter where they stem from, have always believed in cleanliness and purity of the highest order. This is why the Shinto religion has always stressed cleanliness and purity of everything which certainly include cleanliness of the body, cleanliness of the face, cleanliness of the hair, cleanliness of the clothes, cleanliness of the shoes, etc.

However, "Poor Yue Lao" , "Poor Lao Tze" , "Poor Yuanshi Tianzun" , "Poor Lingbao Tianzun" , "Poor Daode Tianzun" are the most filthiest most laziest there are when it come to cleaning themselves, cleaning their clothes, washing their long slivery-white hair, shaving their mustache. and beards, brushing their teeth, washing their skins, cutting their fingernails and toenails, etc.

And one of the worst things are that "Poor Yue Lao" , "Poor Lao Tze" , "Poor Yuanshi Tianzun" , "Poor Lingbao Tianzun" , "Poor Daode Tianzun" hate to clean their anuses after they pooped in the toilets. In fact, they are so bad at controlling their anus muscles that they will poop everywhere in the streets.

So this is the real reasons why the 5 Daoist Dipshits, which is what we would call "Poor Yue Lao" , "Poor Lao Tze" , "Poor Yuanshi Tianzun" , "Poor Lingbao Tianzun" , "Poor Daode Tianzun" from now on, in order to properly categorize them.

This is why the 5 Daoist Dipshits have been planning to research all manner of "Feces Poisons" for Zillions of Years ever since they were born.

In order to research all manner of "Feces Poison", the 5 Daoist Dipshits would lie in their beds every second of the day every second of the night doing nothing but eating Chinese culinary dishes of all kinds to fill themselves up and then proceed on to excrete their feces on their beds.

Then the 5 Daoist Dipshits would research, examine, analyze, consume the feces again, regurgitate the feces back out again with their most disgusting spit and then add their own feces to all manner of Chinese culinary dishes specially Chinese herbal soups and Chinese herbal chicken soups to Recreate their own Daoist Brands of Chinese Herbal Feces Soups with all manner of exotic meats thrown in.

Incredibly, the 5 Daoist Dipshits attempted countless times to sell their own Daoist Brands of Chinese Herbal Feces Soups to the Splurgoth under the guises of Magickal Chinese Aphrodisiac Herbal Medicines contain with all manner of Yue Lao Lao Tze feces designed most specifically to seduce all manner of beings, females especially, into all manner of sexual orgasmic joys.

However, the 5 Daoist Dipshits were secretly trying most unsuccessfully to introduce all manner of poison parasites into their Chinese Herbal Feces Soups designed to compete with all manner of Splurgoth parasites.