ClownThulhu
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- bar1scorpio
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ClownThulhu
Imagine it, a Cult that worships a supernaturally evil Clown.
What's scarier, a midget Clown or a giant (person 7ft or taller) Clown?
What's scarier, a midget Clown or a giant (person 7ft or taller) Clown?
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How about a truly terrifying 100-ft clown? It ain't subtle, but kaiju clown is sure to scare the socks off of anyone (especially if they live in Tokyo, since they'll have to put up with Godzilla smashing it through their apartment building).
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Re: ClownThulhu
bar1scorpio wrote:Imagine it, a Cult that worships a supernaturally evil Clown.
What's scarier, a midget Clown or a giant (person 7ft or taller) Clown?
Giant clown.
Like Proto-Clown from The Tick.
"Clown SMASH!!"
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"All Hail the great & terrible Clar-enz, he who did not speak, but whose mighty honk laid waste to many Unbelievers....."
"Follow NOT the heretic Ron-Ahld, He who bear the trapping of the Unholy Order, but foolishly allies himself with Mortals...."
"And above these, the Greatest of all, Boh-Zho, who taught the Faithful the true meaning behind the dreaded Banana-Peel-Gag."
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Re: ClownThulhu
Killer Cyborg wrote:bar1scorpio wrote:Imagine it, a Cult that worships a supernaturally evil Clown.
What's scarier, a midget Clown or a giant (person 7ft or taller) Clown?
Giant clown.
Like Proto-Clown from The Tick.
"Clown SMASH!!"
Or the giant Killer Klown at the end of Killer Klowns from outer space.
If it's stupid and it works. It's not stupid
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Palladium can't be given a free pass for criticism because people have a lot of emotion invested in it.
Pathfinder is good. It is not the second coming of D&D.
Surshot is absolutely right. (Kevin Seimbeda)
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I think they've already tried that with troll dolls. Sadly, the fad always passes before the evil overlord tells the dolls to attack...
Beelzebozo, Your Friendly Neighborhood Clown Demon
"More surprises than getting to third base with a transvestite!"
http://www.eldritchengines.com
"More surprises than getting to third base with a transvestite!"
http://www.eldritchengines.com
Clowns? Well, I guess a version of clown is the evil MIME.
Think: no words. White/black face paint.
*endless freakin' gesturing*
Disgusting! They bring the evil out in all of us 'cause we just want to silence (hah, no pun intended) them forever!!!
Think: no words. White/black face paint.
*endless freakin' gesturing*
Disgusting! They bring the evil out in all of us 'cause we just want to silence (hah, no pun intended) them forever!!!
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Mimes are the lowest caste of clown (note that I didn't say "evil clown", since that's redundant). Even us other clowns shun them. Even the Brothah Rohnahld won't associate with the No-Talkers.
Beelzebozo, Your Friendly Neighborhood Clown Demon
"More surprises than getting to third base with a transvestite!"
http://www.eldritchengines.com
"More surprises than getting to third base with a transvestite!"
http://www.eldritchengines.com