Mis-Credited, Mis-Stated Quotes, Rifts Style!!!

cornholioprime · Thu Aug 18, 2005 11:58 pm

"Joey, do you like movies about Juicer gladiators?"

"Joey, have you ever been to a CS prison?"

"Joey, you ever seen a grown Dog Boy naked??"

-Clarence Oveur, Crazy

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:11 pm

"Joey, ever seen a grown dogboy lick himself?"

(sorry had to it's just bugging to keep this to myself...)

dark brandon · Unread post by **dark brandon** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 3:55 pm

"It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! "

CornholioPrime describing what being followed by CS Cyborg DarkBrandon is all about. :ok:

(terminator)

"Dark Brandon: There are approximately 1500 Dbees in Chi-town.
Dead Boy: Cab drivers?
Dark Brandon: Not as many as you think."

(Men In black)

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:18 pm

"Whats in it for me?"--shifter

"Very well, I'll give you new powers, and new minions to command."--Alien Intelligence

"...AND."--Shifter

"AND NOTHING, you belong to me now."--Alien Intelligence

"I BELONG TO NOBODY!!"--shifter

"Perhaps I misjudged you, very well proceed on your way to oblivion."--Alien intelligence

"No master, I accept your terms, I ACCEPT!"--shifter

"EXCELLENT."--Alien Intelligence

(Transformers the movie: conversation between Megatron and Unicron)

cornholioprime · Sat Aug 20, 2005 4:32 pm

Dark Brandon wrote:"It can't be bargained with! It can't be reasoned with! It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead! "

CornholioPrime describing what being followed by CS Cyborg DarkBrandon is all about.

(terminator)

"Dark Brandon: There are approximately 1500 Dbees in Chi-town.
Dead Boy: Cab drivers?
Dark Brandon: Not as many as you think."

(Men In black)

Ha-Ha Points to me.

I have ALREADY used that Quote previously; but in my case, Sarah Connor was being tailed by a Naruni Repo-Bot.

Still a good one, though.......

kamikazzijoe · Unread post by **kamikazzijoe** » Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:34 pm

"Yes I'll have the cyber lung..and the.. ah... cyerber ear"
"And then?"
"Oh yes and the amplified hearing."
"And then?"
"how about a cyber finger too."
"And then??"
"Ummmm no that should be good."
"And then?
"No thats all"
"And then?
"NO AND THEN"
"And then?"
[sounds of crunching machinery]
--wire tap of a susupected body chop shop

TechnoGothic · Unread post by **TechnoGothic** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 2:49 am

"Crazy named Sovern" walks into a Tavern full of cowboys
--Yeeha, Sh**kicker, heaven....--
( 100 geek points to anyone who knows the movie )

"Someone Trys to kill you, You kill them right back"
(geeks points again)

"I do i look in Red"
(Dark Angel) ( Character got a Red Borg body, and comes in for a Fight )

"You are One ugly Mother-----"
"Predators"

"If you Love something let it go...
If it doesnt come back...Hunt it down and Kill it"
( Geek points award for the Character and Series )

"Looks Clear"
Xiticix flys by and scares group
"I thought you said it was clear...Hows it look now"
"Looks clear"
( Pitch Black )

"I cannot weild this, its too heavy"
"Grow Stronger"
( 13th Warrior )

Nxla666 · Unread post by **Nxla666** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 4:42 pm

"Crazy named Sovern" walks into a Tavern full of cowboys
--Yeeha, Sh**kicker, heaven....--
( 100 geek points to anyone who knows the movie )

Near Dark

kamikazzijoe · Unread post by **kamikazzijoe** » Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:58 pm

"OW MY EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING"
--CS private McBain first time encountering the spell blinding flash

Comrade Corsarius · Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:04 am

AndromBarzin wrote:"War... war never changes..."
Emperor Prosek anyday... Geekpoints, anyone...

Who here HASN'T played Fallout 1 and/or 2?

"Another one bites the dust..."
Undeadslayer to his latest vampire casualty

Why on earth an undead slayer would be singing Queen has got me, though.

kamikazzijoe · Unread post by **kamikazzijoe** » Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:40 pm

Comrade Corsarius wrote:
Who here HASN'T played Fallout 1 and/or 2?

Me

"Thats what I call breakneck speed."
--Phaeton jucier after killing his hijacker with high G manuevers

cornholioprime · Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:51 am

:meekly raises hand Emoticon:

me, too, sir.....

TechnoGothic · Unread post by **TechnoGothic** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:01 am

i used this one in a game recently :

*Yelling*
"Hell, i Like you. Why dont to come over to my home and &^%$ my sister !! "

They droped and rolled in laughter on that one...
Yes i talked like a certain "gunny" Drill Sargent the whole time during the game...

cornholioprime · Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:43 pm

TechnoGothic wrote:i used this one in a game recently :

*Yelling*
"Hell, i Like you. Why dont to come over to my home and &^%$ my sister !! "

They droped and rolled in laughter on that one...
Yes i talked like a certain "gunny" Drill Sargent the whole time during the game...

As long as it was Sarcasm....unless your Party uses your Sister as a...bargaining chip of sorts....

:eek:

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:02 pm

You know this inspires an idea..

"Dead Boy* & Psi-Stalker" comic strip. Too bad I wasn't a cartoonist.

(*the CS Grunt; not our, Deadboy the guy who posts)

example:
"Dead Boy and Psi-Stalker"
spotting a project of the 'good' doctors at Lonestar go berserk from isolation....

Dead Boy: "Hey, Psi-Stalker! Look it's a monster!"
Psi-Stalker: "This monster is not human! It cannot be reasoned with"
Dead Boy: "Yeah, and its really horny!"
Psi-Stalker: heh heh Cool!

cornholioprime · Sun Aug 28, 2005 3:03 am

"I'm Rich, *****!!!"

-Dave "Thraxus" Chappelle, Godling and Member of the Naruni Enterprises Board of Directors

cornholioprime · Sun Sep 04, 2005 12:08 am

"Hey.

Dragon, DRA-GON. Not lizard, I don't do that tongue thing."

-Mushu, Chiang-ku Hatchling

Jesterzzn · Unread post by **Jesterzzn** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 11:56 pm

gadrin wrote:"Now he* makes magic super-fast and all powerful ! " -- King Creed after reading RUE

*KS

Zer0 Kay · Unread post by **Zer0 Kay** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 7:50 am

Rogue Scholar:(looks up ladder toward female legs and skirt) :shock:

Nice demon beaver.
Da'rota: :twisted:

Thanks I just had it stuffed. (bringing down a taxidermied demon beaver)

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:48 pm

Zer0 Kay wrote:Rogue Scholar:(looks up ladder toward female legs and skirt) Nice demon beaver.
Da'rota: Thanks I just had it stuffed. (bringing down a taxidermied demon beaver)

You know whats going to happen now don't you, ZK. endless amounts of Police squad jokes.....and ways the Rifts Nordberg can get injuried...

How come I have this image of a guy trying to save the Empress or Erin tarn all of a sudden..? :eek:

Zer0 Kay · Unread post by **Zer0 Kay** » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:57 pm

Rimmerdal wrote:
Zer0 Kay wrote:Rogue Scholar:(looks up ladder toward female legs and skirt) Nice demon beaver.
Da'rota: Thanks I just had it stuffed. (bringing down a taxidermied demon beaver)

You know whats going to happen now don't you, ZK. endless amounts of Police squad jokes.....and ways the Rifts Nordberg can get injuried...

How come I have this image of a guy trying to save the Empress or Erin tarn all of a sudden..?

And sliding her all the way across a dinner table while in missionary possition?

MethosDarkblade · Sat Sep 24, 2005 4:18 am

I havn't read pages 15-18, but enough is enough. I just have to join in on the fun (so if anything is recopied from 15-18, I appologise)

"With this Boomgun, I rule!"
Michael Kull The glitterboy pilot

"Who is this? Sharon Ivonifof, commander, Daughter of Andre Susan Ivonifof. I am the right hand of vengence, and the boot that is gonna kick your sorry ass back to Tolkeen mister. I am death incarnate, and the last living thing you will ever see <Whispers> emperor prosek sent me" <touches button that activates all weapon systems on the death head transport>

"It's simple. All I need to do is divine what I know of you. Are you the sort of man who would put the poison in your own goblet or his enemies? Now only a freat fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. But you must have suspected that, you must have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

So you've made your choice?

Not remotly, because blood quit poison comes from the dinosaur swamp. And Dinosaur swamp is peopled by criminals and barbarians who are use to people not trusting them as you are not trusted by me so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

Surly you have a dizzing intellect.

Wait till I get going...where was I?

Dinosaur swamp.

Yes, and you must have suspected that I would know where the poison comes from so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

You're just stalling.

You'd like to think that wouldn't you. You beaten my Jotan which means you could have counted on your strength to help you so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you've also beaten my Line Walker which means you must have studied and in studing you must have learned that man is mortal. So you would have kept the poison as far away from you as possible.

You're trying to trick me into giving something away. It wont work.

It has worked, you've given everything away.

So make your move.

I will, and I choose...what in the world could that be?
-Conversation recorded between a short rogue scientist and a Mercenary soldier.

THE LAW
THIS IS OUT DOMAIN
ARE WE NOT MEN. NO WE ARE NOT MEN
WE ARE BEASTS. AND YOU HAVE MADE US BEASTS
WE WILL NOT WALK. WE WILL NOT TALK
WE WILL NOT GATHER IN THE NIGHT.
WE WILL ONLY DRESS RIGHT DRESS RIGHT DRESS READY FRONT.
AND AS A LAST RESORT USE COLD BLUE STEEL AND STAB
BETWEEN THE SECOND AND THIRD RIB AND TWIST
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SHADOW
-Shadow company. Fort Dorados Basic combat training located in missouri.

The last one is not from a movie, but from a personal experience in Fort Benning 2/47.

So...any comments?

cornholioprime · Sat Sep 24, 2005 11:16 am

"...And NO SPRINKLES!!!

For every Sprinkle that I find.......I shall kill you."

-Stewie Griffin of the Federation of Magic.....sending a Lackey out for Ice Cream

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Sun Sep 25, 2005 2:02 pm

Zer0 Kay wrote:
Rimmerdal wrote:
Zer0 Kay wrote:Rogue Scholar:(looks up ladder toward female legs and skirt) Nice demon beaver.
Da'rota: Thanks I just had it stuffed. (bringing down a taxidermied demon beaver)

You know whats going to happen now don't you, ZK. endless amounts of Police squad jokes.....and ways the Rifts Nordberg can get injuried...

How come I have this image of a guy trying to save the Empress or Erin tarn all of a sudden..?
And sliding her all the way across a dinner table while in missionary possition?

Depending on who I might not want to see it...Tarn or the emperess tough choice.

Rifts 33and 1/3: The Latest Rules!!!!

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:10 pm

(Paraphrased from Naked Gun 2 1/2)

the Coalition leader after stepping in to the washroom looks around for people. after finding a quiet empty washroom motions his two guards to watch the door. his speech was due to be soon..but on to other business first.

undoes his armour and steps up to the urinal...

"Agggghhhhh!!!!! thats the stuff." he looks around as he gets bored.

"Oh look a fire....better put out the fire....oh there we go..."

(still running like race horse)

After a few minutes "man I Got to cut down coffee..." Prozek then lets a bit of gas out.."Whew! no chilly that's pealing paint..."

(fianally stops peeing)

as he finishes, he does his armour up and then cleans his hands.

"Now let's see if this microphone works.." he then steps out to a crowd of faces looking at him wide eyed. "I never turned it off..." he looks to the two laughing guards.....

MethosDarkblade · Sat Oct 08, 2005 4:09 am

A group in a small merchant vessel trying to make planetfall on a kregor dominated planet.

"This is your catain speaking. We will be experiencing mild terbulance and then...explode."

What you don't hear over that announcement is the pilot saying:

"I am the leaf, see me soar"

Both are from serenity.

cornholioprime · Sat Oct 08, 2005 11:09 am

"....D-Bees, D-Bees, D-Bees! All D-Bees
must go. At the Splynnie Twister
we're slashing D-Bees in half! This
is a D-Bee blow out! Make us an
offer on our vast selection of
D-Bees! We got white D-Bees, black
D-Bees, Spanish D-Bees, yellow D-Bees,
hot D-Bees, cold D-Bees, wet D-Bees,
tight D-Bees, big D-Bees, bloody
D-Bees, fat D-Bees, hairy D-Bees,
smelly D-Bees, velvet D-Bees, silk
D-Bees, Naugahyde D-Bees, snappin'
D-Bees, horse D-Bees, dog D-Bees, mule
D-Bees, fake D-Bees! If we don't
have it, you don't want it!"

-Cheech Marin, Splugorth Slaver and Splynn Merchant

***5 Geek Points for the reference***

cornholioprime · Mon Oct 17, 2005 11:11 pm

"The odds of sucessfully navigating the Counter-Orbital Field are approximately 3,720 million to one!!!"

-A.R.C.H.I.E. Three-pio

"Never tell me the odds!!"

-Hagan L. Solo, Hotshot RPA Pilot

"My lord, the fleet has moved out of light-speed. Com-Scan has detected an Energy Field protecting an area around the Third Planet of the Free World Council System. The field is strong enough to deflect any bombardment."

-Kreeghor Dreadlor Veers, informing the Kreeghor Emperor

"The Free World Rebels are alerted to our presence. Admiral Ozzel
came out of light-speed too close to the system."

-The Kreeghor Emperor

"My orders are to weed out all nonhackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved CS Corps. Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn.....Do you maggots understand that!?!?"

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, CS Special Forces Instructor

"Tonight ... you pukes will sleep with your CP-50 Dragonfire Rifles! You will give your Rifle a girl's name.
Because this is the only #ü$$# you people are going to get!"

-Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, CS Special Forces Instructor

"Are you gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?!!?"

-Dark "Wyatt Earp" Brandon, after pimp-slapping around The Galactus Kid, Town Bully

"Shall..we...play...a..Game??"

-A.R.C.H.I.E. Three, upon telemechanically interfacing with Hagan for the first time

Trooper Jim · Unread post by **Trooper Jim** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 5:44 am

"Thanks for the hot intel on those hundred D-Bees we encountered at your "soft" target, makes you wounder why it's called intelligence."
Lt. Carin
CS Nautical Commando team leader
"Is this gonna be a stand up fight, or another bughunt?"
PFC Hudson
CS Naval Infantry trooper during anti-Xitixic operations
"Because I'm a D-Bee havin' fun
I never leave the Rift without packin' a gun"
Graffiti scrawled on a Chi-Town wall
"Those DeadBoys, you can shoot."
Col. Clooney
Merc officer during SoT

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 4:09 pm

cornholioprime wrote:"....D-Bees, D-Bees, D-Bees! All D-Bees
must go. At the Splynnie Twister
we're slashing D-Bees in half! This
is a D-Bee blow out! Make us an
offer on our vast selection of
D-Bees! We got white D-Bees, black
D-Bees, Spanish D-Bees, yellow D-Bees,
hot D-Bees, cold D-Bees, wet D-Bees,
tight D-Bees, big D-Bees, bloody
D-Bees, fat D-Bees, hairy D-Bees,
smelly D-Bees, velvet D-Bees, silk
D-Bees, Naugahyde D-Bees, snappin'
D-Bees, horse D-Bees, dog D-Bees, mule
D-Bees, fake D-Bees! If we don't
have it, you don't want it!"

-Cheech Marin, Splugorth Slaver and Splynn Merchant

***5 Geek Points for the reference***

Dusk til Dawn....

cornholioprime · Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:51 pm

Rimmerdal wrote:
cornholioprime wrote:"....D-Bees, D-Bees, D-Bees! All D-Bees
must go. At the Splynnie Twister
we're slashing D-Bees in half! This
is a D-Bee blow out! Make us an
offer on our vast selection of
D-Bees! We got white D-Bees, black
D-Bees, Spanish D-Bees, yellow D-Bees,
hot D-Bees, cold D-Bees, wet D-Bees,
tight D-Bees, big D-Bees, bloody
D-Bees, fat D-Bees, hairy D-Bees,
smelly D-Bees, velvet D-Bees, silk
D-Bees, Naugahyde D-Bees, snappin'
D-Bees, horse D-Bees, dog D-Bees, mule
D-Bees, fake D-Bees! If we don't
have it, you don't want it!"

-Cheech Marin, Splugorth Slaver and Splynn Merchant

***5 Geek Points for the reference***

Dusk til Dawn....

Your Five Geek Points will be awarded via PayPal......

You SHOULD see them within 6-8 months.................

:shock:

Rimmerdal · Unread post by **Rimmerdal** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 3:44 pm

"Everyone, just be cool!"
Seth Iguana, Burster in tense situation..

cornholioprime · Thu Oct 20, 2005 12:10 am

LuckyJim wrote:
cornholioprime wrote:"....D-Bees, D-Bees, D-Bees! All D-Bees
must go. At the Splynnie Twister
we're slashing D-Bees in half! This
is a D-Bee blow out! Make us an
offer on our vast selection of
D-Bees! We got white D-Bees, black
D-Bees, Spanish D-Bees, yellow D-Bees,
hot D-Bees, cold D-Bees, wet D-Bees,
tight D-Bees, big D-Bees, bloody
D-Bees, fat D-Bees, hairy D-Bees,
smelly D-Bees, velvet D-Bees, silk
D-Bees, Naugahyde D-Bees, snappin'
D-Bees, horse D-Bees, dog D-Bees, mule
D-Bees, fake D-Bees! If we don't
have it, you don't want it!"

-Cheech Marin, Splugorth Slaver and Splynn Merchant

***5 Geek Points for the reference***

That was damn cool!

You should have seen me having a nervous breakdown while I was preparing it.

You see, to get the Quote just right, I cut-and-pasted the original Quote, with the original........ahem......words in it, then substituted "D-Bee."

I read and re-read the damned thing about 50 times to make sure that I didn't forget to substitute the "approprite" word EVERYWHERE it occurred.

ONE slip-up, and I would have most likely gotten "awarded" a week's vacation from the Mods.....

:eek:

cornholioprime · Thu Oct 20, 2005 10:32 pm

"Say 'Hello' to my little Friend!!"

-Forum Member Svartalf, showing off his constant companion, Munchkin Cat, said to actually be a Greater Old One capable of destroying whole Worlds and ruling the Megaverse!!

fsjones · Unread post by **fsjones** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 7:02 pm

MrTwist wrote:Obscure? I'll give you obscure.

Mr. Vandemaar: Best way to scare humans - creep up behind them, put your hand around their human necks and squeeze till they stop moving. That scares the stuffing out of them.
-A d-bee talking to other d-bees.

Neverwhere?

fsjones · Unread post by **fsjones** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 8:09 pm

"I WANT MY TWO CREDITS!"

-- Chi-Town paper boy to a deadbeat he's chasing down on his bike

Kalinda · Unread post by **Kalinda** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 12:43 am

MethosDarkblade wrote:A group in a small merchant vessel trying to make planetfall on a kregor dominated planet.

"This is your catain speaking. We will be experiencing mild terbulance and then...explode."

What you don't hear over that announcement is the pilot saying:

"I am the leaf, see me soar"

Both are from serenity.

The second quote should read "I am a leaf on the wind, see how I soar."

No offence, I just want Walsh quoted correctly...

CyCo · Unread post by **CyCo** » Wed Oct 26, 2005 7:24 am

Kalinda wrote:
MethosDarkblade wrote:A group in a small merchant vessel trying to make planetfall on a kregor dominated planet.

"This is your catain speaking. We will be experiencing mild terbulance and then...explode."

What you don't hear over that announcement is the pilot saying:

"I am the leaf, see me soar"

Both are from serenity.

The second quote should read "I am a leaf on the wind, see how I soar."

No offence, I just want Walsh quoted correctly...

No offence, I just want Wash to have his name known correctly.

8]

cornholioprime · Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:01 pm

" *slurp*

A One.

*lick*

A Two-hoo......

*slurp*

A Three.

**CRACK!!!**

Three."

-Splynncryth, answering the age-old Question, "How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Captured Coalition Soldier???"

KLM · Unread post by **KLM** » Tue Nov 08, 2005 5:43 am

Hi there!

Just my two cents:

"The Federation has gone too far"
- Chairman Joseph Prosek

"Beware, SAMAS!"
-Video-seminars by gen. R. Underhill

Adios
KLM

glitterboy2098 · Tue Nov 08, 2005 11:35 pm

"Is this gonna be a stand up fight, Sir, or another bughunt?"
"we beleive a Xiticix may have been involved"
"excuse mer Sir, a what?"
"a Xiticix"
"Bug hunt.."

i apoligize to Trooper Jim for stealing his post.

cornholioprime · Sun Dec 11, 2005 2:54 pm

"Well, I have the Microphone, and you don't.

So you will listen to every damn Word I have to say!!"

-Emperor Prosek (5 Geek Points for the reference)

...........

"ChOOsE tHe FOrm of tHE DeStrUC-toR.

ChOOse..AnD..PEriSH."

-Disembodied voice on the other side of a Shifter-opened Rift (4 Geek Points up for grab)

............

"The price is wrong, *****."

-Splynn Merchant, refusing to deal with a "stinkin' " Human

Chuck Lang · Unread post by **Chuck Lang** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 6:36 pm

"Ballad of Chi-town"

Take my home
Take my land
Take me to my final stand
I don’t care
If I’m not free
You can’t take my sky cycle from me

--A rebellious tune from a short-lived Coalition Sky-cyclist

cornholioprime · Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:08 am

PslyderFTA wrote:Wow, I can't believe I read this whole thread, and never once saw this.

A pair of cyber-snatchers, from the POV of their open cargo compartment

Jules: We should have railguns for this kind of deal.
Vincent: How many up there?
Jules: Three or four.
Vincent: That's countin' our guy?
Jules: Not sure.
Vincent: So that means there could be up to five guys up there?
Jules: It's possible.
Vincent: We should have f*****' railguns.

What do they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese on Rifts Earth???

:lol:

Sharra · Unread post by **Sharra** » Sun Jan 29, 2006 12:54 am

Alright, so it's not from a movie.

CS Grunt captures a D-Bee, and interrogates him

Grunt: So what's your superpower?
D-Bee (in an obnoxious voice): Guess.
Grunt: Super Strength?
D-Bee: That's so Golden Age...
Grunt: X-Ray Vision
D-Bee: Too Mage-y.
Grunt: I got it! You can disappear.
D-Bee: Nope... That's not it.
Grunt: I'm sure that's it.
D-Bee: No, I've never disappeared. I've hid a few times but..

Grunt shots D-Bee with Laser pistol, turns to other grunts

Grunt: Now while Wonder Muffin here figures out what's going on, let's get down to business.

Prince Cherico · Sun Jan 29, 2006 1:01 am

Dead boy- I am good I am order
Summoner- if you are good I am evil

Hikidar

Prince Cherico · Sun Jan 29, 2006 10:48 pm

"I wanted to see exotic Tolking, the jewel of north america. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture and...kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill."

Full metal jacket

cornholioprime · Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:49 am

"I wish I knew how to quit you!!"

-Emperor Prosek, in a super-encrypted Message to Alistair Dunscon, on their forbidden love...

...from the Perez Productions Movie, "Brokeback Chi-Town"

cornholioprime · Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:13 am

Yay!!! My Topic keeps coming back from the dead!!!!!

We need Zombie Emoticons in here!!!

:lol:

Jesterzzn · Unread post by **Jesterzzn** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 2:36 am

cornholioprime wrote:Yay!!! My Topic keeps coming back from the dead!!!!!

We need Zombie Emoticons in here!!!

only 1500+ more posts for the record! :clown: