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If the good cyberknights are lead by Lord Coake . . . does this mean the evil mystic knights are lead by Lord Pepsi?
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Solothurn wrote:
Jefffar wrote:If the good cyberknights are lead by Lord Coake . . . does this mean the evil mystic knights are lead by Lord Pepsi?


No. Lord Methamphemine


Do you mean Lord Methamphetamine?
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I'll stat out lord pepsi for you tomorrow =p
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Joey Jo Jo Jr wrote:
Solothurn wrote:
Jefffar wrote:If the good cyberknights are lead by Lord Coake . . . does this mean the evil mystic knights are lead by Lord Pepsi?


No. Lord Methamphemine


Do you mean Lord Methamphetamine?
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Jefffar wrote:If the good cyberknights are lead by Lord Coake . . . does this mean the evil mystic knights are lead by Lord Pepsi?


And the cyberdoc who put the cyber in the cyberknight was... Dr. Pepper?
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Mech-Viper wrote:I thought it was lady crack.


These guys all seem well acquainted... :-P
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CyCo wrote:
Jefffar wrote:If the good cyberknights are lead by Lord Coake . . . does this mean the evil mystic knights are lead by Lord Pepsi?


And the cyberdoc who put the cyber in the cyberknight was... Dr. Pepper?


Or the Faerie CK: Sprite? :P
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or the juicer named Jolt
Ravenwing wrote:"Killing Dbee's isn't murder, they aren't human, it's pest control!"

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Oh, and the EOD specialist named Nitro... :?

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A half man/half Bull named 'Red'?
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a Guru form a place called 'Topia' named 'Fruit'?
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Rimmerdal wrote:mmm Rifts street meat..


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It's like eating Chinese.
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And do not forget their training citidel on Mount Dew. :D
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GAH!!! Bad... comedy... eyes... bleeding...
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Jason Richards wrote:GAH!!! Bad... comedy... eyes... bleeding...


Wait till the Samurai Pizza Cat humour starts..
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Rimmerdal wrote:mmm Rifts street meat..


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Rimmerdal wrote:
Jason Richards wrote:GAH!!! Bad... comedy... eyes... bleeding...


Wait till the Samurai Pizza Cat humour starts..

WOW! :shock:

up until now I was the only person I knew who'd even HEARD of that show :lol:
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Rimmerdal wrote:
Jason Richards wrote:GAH!!! Bad... comedy... eyes... bleeding...


Wait till the Samurai Pizza Cat humour starts..

Yea gods, no! :? :? :? :? :? :shock: :frust: :ok:
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We need to keep you lot away from stashes of Jolt cola
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Drakenred®™© wrote:We need to keep you lot away from stashes of Jolt cola
Bah!!!

Bawls makes Jolt look like..........Kool Aid.

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cornholioprime wrote:
Drakenred®™© wrote:We need to keep you lot away from stashes of Jolt cola
Bah!!!

Bawls makes Jolt look like..........Kool Aid.

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Lynx8882 wrote:Does Lord Pepsi have a bastard son/daughter named Crystal ?

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Yeah and there is an immortal in the family Pepsi One because there can be only one :nh:
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Rimmerdal wrote:A half man/half Bull named 'Red'?
Isn't that like a Cow Elemental :D
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Lynx8882 wrote:the escaped experiment from Lonestar Gatorade

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But I thought that was the program ran by an escaped experiment from Lonestar that helps other mutants escape.

"How are we going to get out of here?"
"Haven't you heard of Gatorade?"
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A Pitbull Dog Boy named Barqs

Up in AK I found some energy drink call Whoopass, I've never been able to find it since.
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did i forget the pixie named sprite or his thin cousin diet sprite
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Mech-Viper wrote:did i forget the pixie named sprite or his thin cousin diet sprite


Wow, that's creative. Wish I'd thought of it! Oh, wait... :P
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Anyone hear of the Tahitian hooker named Treat?
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Lynx8882 wrote:And his best friend Surge the Zapper


Get it right, his name is Live Wire!

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Lord Coake, inventor of Psi-Cola

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Maybe Lord Coake is the hidden and mysterious inventor of Psi-Cola.

(Because the Brotherhood of the Psi-Elixir is not, who can say for certain that the Cyber-Knight Cola Maker is Wyoming isn't responsible? Reference: Rifts Worldbook 12, page 84)

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Warwolf wrote:
Lynx8882 wrote:And his best friend Surge the Zapper


Get it right, his name is Live Wire!

Liquid Orange Crack for the win!
So does that mean that there is two other hero's named Pitch Black (who has the power of Darkness), Code Red (has the power of fear or chaos) and Baja Blast (you know I was told that Baja California ment lower California so does that mean that Baja Blast means... lower blast :lol: Pepsi named one of their sodas FART!!! OK but along the super hero lines uh... has the ability to turn invisible :? you know so he can get in those sneak attacks or low blows :D :P) Oh then they have a little side kick who has the power to increase their powers... his name is AMP. And Mountain Dew is their base not the pretenders mentioned before :D
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