What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:25 pm

-Invid trooper tries jumping out of a saloon onto a horse...horse gets crushed...
(note: No actual horses were harmed during the writing of this post...do not sue us, there are no bodies...)

Princedarkstorm · Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:47 am

Or Invid Samurai movies? :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 21, 2007 8:16 pm

...at least you wouldn't have to worry about the dubbing not matching their lips..
But the idea of a Shocktrooper with a samurai topknot ...eeggg....

Still...can you imagine inserting the samurai response team of Clan Invid into something like 'Ninja Scroll'?

"Hah, behold my stinging cloud of death!...er...oh...you're COMPLETELY armored..."
"You are an idiot, Mushizo...this calls for explosives...oh, that's good armor..."
"Fools, you especially Zakuro...let them roast in their armor from my lightning attack...okay, they're insulated..."
"Stoic, too...they haven't said a word."
"Just staring at us with those red eyes of theirs..."
"I think it would be best if...Shijima! You coward! Running away into the shadows!"
"Yurimaru! What's that glow they're making!?"
FFFWHHHOMMMPPPHHH!!!!

Meanwhile:
"As long as a single scrap of my flesh survives, I am invincible!!"
****HEAT BEAM*****

"Yep, those Clan Invid samurai are pretty weird...don't come out much from that wierd castle of theirs down in Honshu, except to tend their farms, but when they come out, they sure are mean!"

Princedarkstorm · Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:03 am

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 22, 2007 8:01 pm

---Meanwhile Jubei, Kagero, and Dakuan are watching the previous movie. munching popcorn and making rude comments(note that Dakuan has his own pail of popcorn).
Jubei: (seeing one of the Eight Devils getting sliced in half by a Shocktrooper's claw) "Ah man, what a pathetic stupid way to get killed! Where's the angst?! The drama? Alien samurai from outer space? Who WRITES this crap? Hey, Dakuan? Mind poisoning me again? I wanna kiss Kagero again, maybe make out on the balcony."
(Dakuan grumbles something about wierd kids and their making out all the time)

Princedarkstorm · Sun Dec 23, 2007 12:55 am

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:53 pm

Yep...It's the new show...'Anime Swap'!
--Where anime series swap cast members or even entire heroes/bad guys for a week and see what happens...

Lisa: "Captain, Angel off the port bow!"
Captain Gloval: "Fire up the Main Gun!"
(Angel raises AT field...gets smoodged by Reflex Blast...

Meanwhile:
Gendo: "Deploy Units 00 and 01!"
(Shinji and Rei, AT-fields or not, promptly get dogpiled by several hundred Zentraedi Battlepods and Power Armors---Neither Reir nor Asuka can sing, so Minmeing them is out of the question...)

Princedarkstorm · Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:05 am

Wow ,My favorite new series !

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:08 pm

Next up....

Voltron Versus the Robotech Masters,
Southern Cross Versus the Drul!

"Form Blazing Sword!"
(scratch one Robotech Masters Mothership....okay, there goes another...)
"Gee, Princess, that was easy! (POW)..urk..."
(Bioroid sniper picks them off in their after-battle meadow romp)

"Well, snot...there goes the castle and Commander Leonard...we ain't got anything short of a barrage of reflex-nukes that can take out that 'ro-beast'."
"Yeah, but on the other hand the Drul infantry ain't making ANY progress....and REP reports they just sniped some nutcase called 'Lothar' through the head while he was posturing, so we're tit-for-tat on the command decapitation."

Princedarkstorm · Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:04 pm

Another great show!

MERRY CHRISTMAS or HAPPY HOLIDAYS to everyone !

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:22 pm

Shadow Chronicles switches places with Battlestar Galactica...

Wait...which swap are we watching? Can't really tell the difference...

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:59 pm

Cyclones coulda made all the difference on New Caprica, for one thing.

And when the Centurions boarded the Galactica itself and were shooting up the place on their way to weapons and life support.

Not so sure how well the new Super Shadows woulda fared against a hardcore Raider like Scar.

Scar would almost certainly beat Bernard, not sure about Maia though.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:45 pm

From the 'Max vs..." thread...

Bubblegum Crisis Switcharoo....

Knight Sabers versus Invid
and
REF versus GENOM

or

Knight Sabers versus Team Bernard
and
GENOM versus the Regis?

The Knight Sabers...Silvia Stingray is, as an augmented human, faster and smarter than Scott Bernard, and has a similar desire for revenge, but lacks Scott's leadership charisma and (passionate) rage...They may both have blue hair, but Scott's the better military mind and should be able to outmaneuver Silvia...
KS: Better initial equipment
Team Bernard: More rugged equipment, and used to fixing it with baling wire and duct tape...
The KS are cityslickers, Team Bernard used to living on scant resources in the field...Priss may be tough, but I don't see her having Rand's resourcefulness in catching her own lunch, and Nene's certainly a screamer when a snake or cockroach crawls into her sleeping bag...The KS are good in city combat...Team Bernard tends to blow up city blocks...In the country, Team Bernard will certainly be able to ambush the KS...

Priss: "YYYaaaaghhhhhhh!!!!!!!....kuso..."
Rook: "Nice pit trap, Rand."

GENOM...endless robot drones...
Regis....seemingly endless Invid drones...
Pure attrition

Princedarkstorm · Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:01 am

Boomers being Invid Inorganics ?
We are talking the original BUBBLEGUM not the 2040 right?
Wait
OUTLAW STAR & ROBOTECH= OUTLAW SDF

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:48 pm

Princedarkstorm wrote:Boomers being Invid Inorganics ?
We are talking the original BUBBLEGUM not the 2040 right?
Wait
OUTLAW STAR & ROBOTECH= OUTLAW SDF

Yep....Androis that can fuse into buildings and form massive ugly ...well...things....versus aliens who feel no remorse about doing massive collateral damage...either way, we lose...

As for Outlaw SDF...

"Okay, who gets naked and floats in the big aquarium on the bridge?"

and...

"Hit the Ctarl-Ctarl NOW! While they're still in their motivational chanting phase!"

Can you just see Roy Fokker flipping out a Caster Pistol?
"I call this my Number One with a Bullet shell----Cool Big Guy Ammo."

Princedarkstorm · Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:18 pm

Lisa in the tank?
Cool gun idea!

Princedarkstorm · Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:19 pm

Or Invid vs Alien vs Predator?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:28 pm

Princedarkstorm wrote:Or Invid vs Alien vs Predator?

"The hive has been contaminated! It must be destroyed!"
(Or maybe by turning into energy, the Regis just incinerates all resident xenomorphs and Yuatja hunters in the process).

Princedarkstorm · Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:30 pm

Cool!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 4:35 pm

Princedarkstorm wrote:Lisa in the tank?
Cool gun idea!

Rick: "Okay...I don't remember packing YOU in my suitcase." :shock:

Princedarkstorm · Wed Dec 26, 2007 5:04 pm

I would hate to go thru customs on that :shock:

.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:07 pm

Lisa: "Rick....I know we took this vacation to get away from battle fatigue, but I think we're being followed..."
Rick: "Yeah, the giant blue-skinned guy in the bright orange and yellow hawaiian shirt and trunks is kinda hard to miss..."

Khyron: "ARGH! Stupid micronian customs! Confiscating my battle armor and uniform and forcing us to wear these ridiculous costumes! What is a 'Speedo' anyway?!"
Grel:"Actually, sir, it doesn't look too bad on you."
Khyron: "grrrrrrr....."
Grel: "Right, sir...they had no right to take our uniforms...absolutely no way..."

panzerfaust · Unread post by **panzerfaust** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:50 pm

The Macross Brodcasting Network Presents!

Breetai in Phantom of the Macross!

Princedarkstorm · Thu Dec 27, 2007 10:02 am

Awesome ,At last a classic!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:19 pm

"I thought it was supposed to be a falling chandelier that nearly squashes the diva...not a falling BOOT!"

panzerfaust · Unread post by **panzerfaust** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:07 pm

taalismn wrote:"I thought it was supposed to be a falling chandelier that nearly squashes the diva...not a falling BOOT!"

Naw that was Breetai just trying to step on Minmei, to stop that awful noise that's causing his ears to bleed.... :ok:

*SQUISH*

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:23 pm

I'm imagining Breetai singing baritone.....deep enough to excavate the operahouse!

Princedarkstorm · Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:16 am

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:53 am

His rendition of 'Music of the Night' would be particularly memorable...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:57 am

Anime Swap: Robotech and Doctor Who:

"So what if Daleks can fly? Our destroid boys shoot skeet!"

(meanwhile: Dolza's conference/interrogation room)
"Would you care for a jellybaby?"

Princedarkstorm · Sat Dec 29, 2007 1:09 am

As Doctor Lang and the Doctor talk about proculture theories!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:07 pm

Next on Anime Swap!
Macrossdum!

"Betcha fifty bucks I can fly between the legs of that 'mobile suit'!"
"What the Heck is a 'NewType'?"
"I think it's a magazine..."

Meanwhile:

"Greetings, fellow spacenoids! Feel free to target that disgusting mudball called Earth...er...why are you aiming at our space colonies?"

Princedarkstorm · Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:01 am

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:26 pm

Anime Swap:
The Wizard of Oz...

"Er, sir...I think we just took out a whole munchklin village..."
"Never mind that! Target that witch who's buzzing us!"

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas any---(*FREEZE SOLID IN TRANSPLUTONIAN SPACE*)

Princedarkstorm · Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:32 pm

Anime Swap
Rat Parol + Robotech= Invid Patrol
Battling the Regis in North Africa the brave REF cyclone riders fight .

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:59 pm

Anime Swap
American Gladiators+Robotech=The most one-sided one-on-ones you ever saw as full-sized Zentraedi athletes raise newbie-throwing to new heights/altitude records with the Micronian Toss...

Princedarkstorm · Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:15 pm

No doubt played with live ammo?!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 3:49 pm

Ah, but Zentraedi athletes consider firearms to be legitimate sporting equipment!
"Look, think of it as your micronian Biatholon...but with heavier caliber guns!"

Princedarkstorm · Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:18 am

And do not forget the EBSIS team as well

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taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Dec 31, 2007 7:43 pm

Jerry Springer: "So do you think you're typecast as old-style Soviet boogiemen?"
EBSIS Commander: (big blonde, battleship-chinned steroid superman in button-up military jacket)"Absovlutely! Speaking of absovlutes, care for a snort?"(raises big vodka bottle)

Princedarkstorm · Tue Jan 01, 2008 1:01 am

And can I get alot of good old USA bluejeans as well!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:05 pm

(...re-interpretation of Robin Williams' scene from 'Moscow on the Hudson' in the supermarket coffee aisle...Only it's Exedore..."Coffee...coffee...Folgers...Maxwell House...Mountain-Grown...Coffffeeeee!!!!")

Princedarkstorm · Tue Jan 01, 2008 3:44 pm

Proculture Starbucks !?

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:14 am

I allowed someone to make a fine wine from the flowers of life! It was a very interesting drink! :twisted:

How about................

:::Breetai is sitting in a lab with two robed men. The two normal men are looking at a machine.:::

First man::: "You see his mitochlorian count is the highest I've ever heard of." :::He looks up at Breetai.:::

Second man::: "But master! He can't possibly become a jedi. He is way too old and way too big!" :::He also glances up at Breetai.:::

First man::: "I'm still going to take him under my tutoring in the ways of the force!"

Princedarkstorm · Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:32 am

Princedarkstorm · Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:24 pm

Or a good hair transplant

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Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:56 pm

Maybe he is the president of the hair club for men! I don't think anyone will oppose him. Otherwise they might get stepped on in his climb for power!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:03 pm

Dolza: "All ships! Prepare for orbital bombardment! Targets of priority! The Rogaine plant, for selling me that useless $%^& s----t!!"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:06 pm

LOL Poor Dolza!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:09 pm

Yeah, right...he doesn't get his money back, and several million poor SOBs get nuked...poor Dolza!

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