randomer item table

[plata_knight]

#70 A very angry (possibly evil) Cyber-knight . Roll Initiative
#71 A young Dragon . Roll Initiative
#72 An Adult Dragon . Are you sure you want to roll Initiative?
#73 A splugorth . Just Run.

[Ridley]

#76 A Very old Computer, a MSN canverstion is still minamised on the task bar. On the Computer is Half-Life 2, Doom 3, and KOTOR 1 and 2

[Danger]

#77 A slightly used Can Opener (Mechanical or Electrical, GM's Choice)

[CyCo]

# 78

A run flat tire on wheel from a '96 military HMMWV (Hummer). Tire is flat, but rim is sound.

[plata_knight]

#79 A Military Hummer (minus rims and tires)

[Kagashi]

#80 Cork Soakers

[Zer0 Kay]

#81 A HMMWV with with all parts, including a fully loaded Hellfire Missile turret. However it glows in the dark and it's not because of the paint.

#82 A Hummer, able to do the Star Spangled Banner.

#83 A Fluffer, also able to do the Star Spangled Banner or fluff pillows

#84 A tombstone that says "Here lies Zer0K@y one tasteless pun was bad enough, two tasteless jokes and we had to kill him... may he rot in pieces."

#85 The character runs into a brick wall (reguardless of where they are) graffitti is written on it that says "Your train of thought has been derailed and has killed a small village." no no wait I'll do it to myself

[CyCo]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

[Zer0 Kay]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

[CyCo]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

Heh, sure, same with checker patterns.

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[Zer0 Kay]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

Heh, sure, same with checker patterns.

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OK I'm going to do pink and purple camo

[CyCo]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

Heh, sure, same with checker patterns.

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OK I'm going to do pink and purple camo

Would look fully sick on your Big Boss ATV with a blacklight underbody neon kit.....

lol

[Zer0 Kay]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

Heh, sure, same with checker patterns.

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OK I'm going to do pink and purple camo

Would look fully sick on your Big Boss ATV with a blacklight underbody neon kit.....

lol

:lol: not to mention the low rider kit and maybe either airbags or hydrolics

"I just left it in the burbs for a second and they freakin pimped my ride!"

[CyCo]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

Heh, sure, same with checker patterns.

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OK I'm going to do pink and purple camo

Would look fully sick on your Big Boss ATV with a blacklight underbody neon kit.....

lol

:lol: not to mention the low rider kit and maybe either airbags or hydrolics

"I just left it in the burbs for a second and they freakin pimped my ride!"

Don't forget the 21" chrome "bling bling" wheels, and the 14 speaker/tweeter/sub audio system.

Fully pumpin' my man.....

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[Zer0 Kay]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

Heh, sure, same with checker patterns.

8]

OK I'm going to do pink and purple camo

Would look fully sick on your Big Boss ATV with a blacklight underbody neon kit.....

lol

:lol: not to mention the low rider kit and maybe either airbags or hydrolics

"I just left it in the burbs for a second and they freakin pimped my ride!"

Don't forget the 21" chrome "bling bling" wheels, and the 14 speaker/tweeter/sub audio system.

Fully pumpin' my man.....

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Now should I go for the tassles all around or the fuzzy dice on the mirror?

[CyCo]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

Heh, sure, same with checker patterns.

8]

OK I'm going to do pink and purple camo

Would look fully sick on your Big Boss ATV with a blacklight underbody neon kit.....

lol

:lol: not to mention the low rider kit and maybe either airbags or hydrolics

"I just left it in the burbs for a second and they freakin pimped my ride!"

Don't forget the 21" chrome "bling bling" wheels, and the 14 speaker/tweeter/sub audio system.

Fully pumpin' my man.....

8]

Now should I go for the tassles all around or the fuzzy dice on the mirror?

Well, since we're on a gaming forum, it will have to be fuzzy dice, in pink & purple to match the outstanding camo.

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[Zer0 Kay]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

Heh, sure, same with checker patterns.

8]

OK I'm going to do pink and purple camo

Would look fully sick on your Big Boss ATV with a blacklight underbody neon kit.....

lol

:lol: not to mention the low rider kit and maybe either airbags or hydrolics

"I just left it in the burbs for a second and they freakin pimped my ride!"

Don't forget the 21" chrome "bling bling" wheels, and the 14 speaker/tweeter/sub audio system.

Fully pumpin' my man.....

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Now should I go for the tassles all around or the fuzzy dice on the mirror?

Well, since we're on a gaming forum, it will have to be fuzzy dice, in pink & purple to match the outstanding camo.

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So in that case would it just be a pair of six siders or a whole set of classic RPG dice? d4, d6, d10, d12, d20 and a percentile?

[CyCo]

# 86

A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.

Is camoflauge one of the selections?

Heh, sure, same with checker patterns.

8]

OK I'm going to do pink and purple camo

Would look fully sick on your Big Boss ATV with a blacklight underbody neon kit.....

lol

:lol: not to mention the low rider kit and maybe either airbags or hydrolics

"I just left it in the burbs for a second and they freakin pimped my ride!"

Don't forget the 21" chrome "bling bling" wheels, and the 14 speaker/tweeter/sub audio system.

Fully pumpin' my man.....

8]

Now should I go for the tassles all around or the fuzzy dice on the mirror?

Well, since we're on a gaming forum, it will have to be fuzzy dice, in pink & purple to match the outstanding camo.

8]

So in that case would it just be a pair of six siders or a whole set of classic RPG dice? d4, d6, d10, d12, d20 and a percentile?

Hmm, probably should stick to the classic pair o' d6. I mean, having a whole set of dice would be too dangerous.

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[CyCo]

# 89

A tin of nuts & bolts. The nuts are actually licorice & yogurt covered brazil nuts, kept in the same tin as the grease covered bolts. The bolts are in various sizes, in imperial measurements.

[Zer0 Kay]

#90

A piece yellowish parchment paper... at second glance it has your picture on it... double take, it says wanted across the top. As you watch the word deleted appears across it. A wind picks up and another page just like it flys through the air and sticks to you. One thing passes through your head RUN! Save vs. HF 20 fail you run... succede, well it's a bad time to succede.

[CyCo]

#91

A roll of everlasting 3ply toilet paper.

[Zer0 Kay]

#92

An Everlasting Gobbstopper... guaranteed to stop gobbs. Now if you can only find a gobb

[Zer0 Kay]

#94 a suit of inflatable power armor

Would that be the one with the big muscles?

[Zer0 Kay]

#94 a suit of inflatable power armor

Would that be the one with the big muscles?

Nope...Looks like Glitterboy armor only.......inflatable

Well in that case...

#95

a power armor pop-gun part of set with #94... collect them both while supplies last.

[abtex]

#96

A Hummer with a 2043 Lift kit and Solar Power panels .(recharge time: 4 hours; Hover, max. alt: 250 feet and speed of 225 MPH) with Peace marking and painted in wild colors. The doors locked and anti thief alarm system is on and fully armed. The dead bodies with full "Dial A Color Spray" cans is proof of that.

[Zer0 Kay]

#100 A rift opens up and takes you to an unknown random dimension.

Seeing as how you already had one non-item item (nothing) that was funny and #100 which is yet another non-item 'item' that isn't funny, I move that your #100 be stricken from record and replaced with

#100

A comprehensive compilation of all Random Rifts item tables and a pair of percentile dice. Oddly enough you have noticed through your travels that the only accurate list is the 'Randomer' item list. After several 'coincidences' you start rolling the dice before you open anything, including your eyes and have found that the die roll is also accurate. Then you loose the list, dang it someone else must have rolled 100.

[drewkitty ~..~]

sence other skipped them

33. a newspapper dated septmber 11, 2057. With the headline "They did it agine"

38. a set of copic drawing makers, 24 count.

#76: One Cool Thing this small ball shaped item has a multitude of gadgets and features, like some pointless swiss army...thingy. but as best you can figure, it doesn't actually do anything. but hey, its Cool!

LOL

Another MT fan I see

63: A bonsen tree

Its 'bonsai'

and saying bonsai tree is like saying ABS breaks cause ABS stands for anti-lock break system

[socom242]

Looks like I can chime in on a NEW Random Table

01: A cardboard box, with a Fed Ex label addressed to Detective David Mills. It's sealed and has dried blood around the corners.

"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

[drewkitty ~..~]

02: a sealed package with "do not open till (that day's date)" Inside being 3 dozen ampuals of a yellowish substance.

[Zer0 Kay]

sence other skipped them

33. a newspapper dated septmber 11, 2057. With the headline "They did it agine"

38. a set of copic drawing makers, 24 count.

#76: One Cool Thing this small ball shaped item has a multitude of gadgets and features, like some pointless swiss army...thingy. but as best you can figure, it doesn't actually do anything. but hey, its Cool!

LOL

Another MT fan I see

63: A bonsen tree

Its 'bonsai'

and saying bonsai tree is like saying ABS breaks cause ABS stands for anti-lock break system

So you must no like ATM machine, NIC card, PIN number, SSN number and WAN, LAN, CAN etc... networks

[Zer0 Kay]

#03 A randomer item list list (and yes that was supposed to be double) that allows you to figure out which randomer item list your going to use.

[CyCo]

# 04.

A pair of d10. Can be used to roll on the randomer item list list, if so desired.

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[drewkitty ~..~]

05 a box containing a full set of Ikea Stainless Steal Flatware.

[Chuck McDaniel]

06- Jimmy Hoffa alive playing strip poker with Janis Joplin and losing

[CyCo]

# 07

A pink plastic flamingo. They eyes glow red when approched, but it harmless to the first person touching or picking it up.

If placed standing up on it's feet and then left behind, it will then be activated. When something comes within a 5 foot radius, it detonates with all the force and effects of a plasma mini-missile.

[Chuck McDaniel]

08- A certificate of birth For Nostrous Dunscon with Joesph Proseck's father's name on it.

[Zer0 Kay]

# 07

A pink plastic flamingo. They eyes glow red when approched, but it harmless to the first person touching or picking it up.

If placed standing up on it's feet and then left behind, it will then be activated. When something comes within a 5 foot radius, it detonates with all the force and effects of a plasma mini-missile.

Pretty pink plastic plasma that is

# 10 A Certificate of Marriage with Karl Prosek and Erin Tarn's names written on it and signed (real).

[drewkitty ~..~]

11 a horse and saddle in a stassis chamber. Its alive, and a fully trained riding horse. Then saddle is of high quality with some silver embelishments. The saddle bags containing oats. (horse feed), and 100,000 in old US dollors.

[Zer0 Kay]

11 a horse and saddle in a stassis chamber. Its alive, and a fully trained riding horse. Then saddle is of high quality with some silver embelishments. The saddle bags containing oats. (horse feed), and 100,000 in old US dollors.

? whats the point and how old are those old U.S. dollars?

[Rockwolf66]

12. Boneshaker the Cybersex Kitten aka. Nii the Suicidegirl.

13. the mint condition book "Care and feeding of Cyberpuppies" by Teirdes. Laying close by is a chewed on IAR-3 leg.

[Rockwolf66]

First off I don't like double posting.

Secondly the last full list of 100( I have yet to edit and format it):

1: 20 lb case of Pop Rocks, assorted flavors
2: Two wine bottles that read to be vintage 1832 (when opened are both filled with colored water taste really bad!!!)
3: A packet with a depiction of some glassware/water golem. The packet is full of some sort of powder. The construct must be magically dehidrated since the instructions say to add water... judging by the amount it must be a fairly small golem... but why would anyone want to add sugar to a golem?
4: A Ninja(Roll initiative).
5: A loaded quarter, it always lands on its edge.
6: Keys to a Jaguar XJ220 with alarm remote attached. When the alarm button is clicked, a ghostly 'bleep bleep' of an alarm being armed/unarmed is heard nearby.
7: Technowizard dimensional teleportation gate, completely wrecked console that firmly resists repair; clearly the product of mad science. Diameter of effect is 50'. Keyed to emerge in the year 3030 in an alternate Earth.
Every time it is used for this purpose, all living beings within this area of effect are rendered unconscious, and nearby rocks, clothing, furniture, loose items, dust, or even firm rock ground are rearranged immediately to spell the words "Buzz Off".
8: Disposible nappy, used. Contents glow with a softly glowing green light. If detected for, radiation is at critical levels. If placed within a new, unfired reactor, will power reactor for 300+ years. If placed within a 'warm' reactor, it will explode. Radius 1d10 x 50 miles radius, 1d100 x 600 Meg damage at epicenter, each 10% distance from epicenter reduce damage by 10%.
9: A pair of tongs used to pick up radioactive nappys.
10: A crate of Vanilla Ice cds. Can be used as weapons (1D12 MDC to supernatural creatures/3D4 to SDC creatures)
11:One pair of ear plugs.
12: Foamy the Squirrel T-Shirt, size XXL. Provides 60 MDC vs mutant/supernatural squirrels.
13: 100 (XL) Lazlo Society T-shirt
14: The Encyclopedia of Witchcraft & Demonology (Author: Rossell Hope Robbins)
15: Complete Works of H.P. Lovecraft
16: a computer that only lets user use an E-mail acount from 2005 has several centuries of spam. User must read and delete before useing(can only be deleted after being read in full). For amount of spam roll 1D100 x 1,000,000,000. Roll for insanity for every 1,000 read in a 3 day period. All players who lay eyes on it must roll to save vs magic at -6 or become obsessed with reading the spam

If they ever do read and delete all the spam they find a game called world of warcraft and must roll a nat. 20 or become addicted to it an will spend all their time playing. The computer somehow lets them play the game with people in 2005.
17: A pair of fluffy dice. If hung from a vehicles rearview mirror, it enhances the top speed of the vehixcle by 10%, and gives a bonus +2 to the drivers M.A.
18: A can of red vehicle spraypaint. Mirraculously covers any Single vehicle of ANY size in a nice candy apple red. Directions state shake well until bearing can be heard moving freely... the act takes six consecutive hours. After it is applied the vehicles top speed will be doubled.
19: Box of Ding Dongs - Dated 2036 - Unedible
20: Box of Twinkies - Dated 1979 - Edible
21: A dvd of the movie Ghostbusters.
22: A severed ladies finger, with red fingernail. When askesd to point north, it will point out true north. When asked to point out the nearest evil, it will point at the nearest Cyberknight, regardless of alignment.
#23

A lump of purest green.

#24

A turnip shaped like a thingy.

#25 A box of 'Soylent Green' cereal. On the back it reads 'Made by people, for people, of people.'

#26

A glowing bug in a box, floating on a puddle of goo and cloth. There is fine print on the box in order to read it you need to pick up the package. The package states "Geiger Counter: When the roach is legs up there is too much radiation." You realize your standing in someone.
#27 A pair of CS militery boots, there is a foot inside the left one. you don't know where the rest of the body could be... It weighs 3 lbs and has 10MDC per boot.



#28 A pre-rifts hardbound book, dusting off the cover reveals the title to be "Edger Allen Poe's Complete Works" A raven lands next to you.
#29 a severed monkey head. On close inspection it is revealed there is a note in the mouth. The note reads "Palladium Books chief editor"
# 30.

A thingy shaped like a turnip.

#31: A book entitled "the marketing secrets of Kevin Siembeda" The owner of this book gets double the monetary rewards for selling loot, but suffers a -30% to all literacy skills.

#32: A box of condoms for a D-Bee race with drasticly different genetalia (GM can use imagination, but reading the instructions should cause a roll vs. insanity, or the character will become nauseous at the very idea of sex)
33. a newspapper dated septmber 11, 2057. With the headline "They did it agine"
#34: a computer-book, with the words Don't panic written on the cover. if opened, the display will be stuck on one entry. Earth: mostly Harmless

#35: a Towel
#36 You find the Chucky doll. Yes he wants to kill you and yes he is alive
#37 A bar of soap and some candy

#39 a T-shirt that say "I'm with stupid" and has an arrow on it. When worn the arrow will magically points to the stupidest person within 20 feet. The PC wearing the shirt will magically temporarily lose 5 IQ points but will feel much much smarter than normal and will beleave that the shirt makes him smarter no matter what evidence there is to the contrary.
#40 One of those really lame t-shirts that says baby and has an arrow that points to where the baby bulge should be. If magic detection is used the shirt is found to be enchanted. ANYONE who puts the shirt on is "blessed" with a child. The child will magically be able to make it full term. Males good luck trying to figure out how to get it out without surgery. The child can not be chemically aborted. DNA tests show that the child is actually the bearers and the nearest male at the time the shirt was put on, except the wearer. On further inspection of the area there is a card that says "To Erin, for the child we could never have." Signed Plato. (Sorry first strange couple I could come up with. I was thinking Prosek, but he's against magic).
#41 An black rabbits foot, who ever picks it up will find themselves unable to get rid of it leaving it some where will cause it to magicaly reappear in their possession later that day. Destroying it will have the same effect. Penalties -50% to all skill rolls /-5 to all rolls on a D20 / natural 20s will have no efect / natural 1s will have 5 times the efect they normaly would / Spells will have only a 30% chance of working and if they do they only have half effect. The rabbits foot will vanish after one month if someone else touched it when it was in the first persons possession it will now apear in the possession of the first person that did so. Spells will have no efect on the foot or its effects.
#42: Inflatable NEMA General.
#43: A suit of invulnerable armor. When the armor is separated it is found that it was being held together by what must be a partially crushed skeleton.
#44 A suit of armor that is truly invulnerable it takes no damage from any thing any spells have no effect (including but not limited to area of effect spells like COA) no psionics will work and nothing will effect wearer the suit will provide the wearer with all the air he/she needs. The wearer gains supernateral PS of 666. Once worn there is no way to remove the armor untill the wearer is dead. The suit doesn't stop the wearer from starving.
#45 A set of Uno Cards
#46: A complete set of all "Gathering the Magic" Collectable Card Game from Coasting Wizards. All cards are a spell from the megaverse (PFRPG, BtS, HU, anywhere). The first time the card is pulled it will cast that spell at the level of the person who drew the card. The second time it is pulled it will pull an identical spell from the users mind. The user will be unable to use it or even remember they knew it before. If an identical spell is not available a random spell of equal level will be forgotten.

There is one limitation to the deck... it only works against someone else who also has a deck. Just your luck it's probably the last one on EARTH.

#47 A small orange glass ball the size of a fist: Once the holder says a word or fraise (Chosen by the GM and is inscribed on the ball) a randomly created MDC monster forms in front of the holder.
Duration: 10 Minutes per level of user. only one beast may be summoned at a time and they don't disappear untill the duration elapses
Roll % to determen what the thing is and what it does
1-30% Animalistic predator (use quick roll chart in RMB) will follow the summoners comands

31-60%Intelligent supernatural monster (use quick roll chart in RMB) will follow the summoners comands

61-80% Animalistic predator (use quick roll chart in RMB) will attack the summoner

81-100%Intelligent supernatural monster (use quick roll chart in RMB) will attack the summoner
48: funny dog poo.
49: a shoe covered in 48.
50: A flaming paper bag of 48.
51: A small Palladium (as in the metal) ball the size of a fist: (yes this was dominantly a cut and paste from Mindgamer's #47) Once the holder says a word or fraise (Chosen by the GM and is inscribed on the ball) Kevin Siembieda appears. All instances of Kevin are completely invulnerable. Kevin can appear in any environment without ill effect.
Duration: 10 Minutes per level of user. only one Kevin Siembieda may be summoned at a time and he won't disappear until the duration elapses
Roll % to determine what he does

1-30% If used by a member of the Coalition the user will be completely immune to all attacks. EVEN a dual blast from the SDF-3's main guns. If used by a mage Kevin will explain to them while their attempting to cast a spell how they are so much better than technology based societies and each time the spell caster attempts to concentrate on the spell and ignore Kevin he will flick there ear.

31-60% Kevin will suddenly change the rules back to the old format making any SDC round incapable of doing MDC damage no matter how many rounds are fired.

61-80% Kevin will change the writing of this post so that he will never disappear, unless he wants to.

81-100% Kevin will appear and offer an open house to Palladium books which everyone but the holder of the orb can go to, and does, because the holder suddenly is out of funds. However this mass exodus has a 50% change of killing the holder from stampede, if he lives though he has enough time to loot everything in an area equal to that of Chi-town... as long as it's not Palladium headquarters (duh everyone is there). Did I say loot I meant has enough time to get away without harm, yeah that's what I meant
Disclaimer: Caution this item is very dangerous in the hands of Rifts players. Don't worry about BtS players because they'll run away from it and PFRPG players will give it to their deity. However in the hands of a Rifts player it can... no it will be abused and become a bane to the game. You'll have CS troops surviving things that they shouldn't and rules changing that made perfect... oh never mind that already happens, play on.
52: a small book called RULES OF THE WORLD: The owner of the book will have a dark feeling that the rules & laws by which their world is governed are inconsistent and vague and will become depressed and have these penalties: - 15% to all skills, -1 to all combat rolls, can't roll with punch(whats the point?) and -3 to all perception rolls.
53: A lovely neckless! The word "Luck" is imprinted in the center of a silver medallion. On each side of the word are two small crystals one is green and one is blue. It glows softly at night or in darkness. It's warm to the touch.

If the player keeps it, after 1D4 weeks they will start to suffer the effects of radiation poisoning. Hair falling out, etc etc.

Object read will reveal that the last owner was a Crazy, it's purpose was to give said crazy his "magic" powers. Images will show the crazy slowly loosing hair, teeth falling out and other nice images.

the last owner is long dead, and so will the current owner unless they get some radiation treatment soon!
54: A punnett of strawberries. It's very heavy when you try to pick it up (there is an elephant hiding in there of cause).
55: The Allmighty Stick Of Thwaking: The ASOT is a weapon of untold power. Any being hit with the ASOT is instantly knocked out for 1D6 minutes this effect can not be stopped by armor. Please note that the ASOT will not work if the wielder is wearing any armor of any type (this includes spells like armor of ithan or any spell that provides a positive effect) nor can the wielder have used any other weapon besides the ASOT in the last 5 minutes. Also note that the ASOT is NOT a MDC item and as such can't parry MD attacks.
56: A ball of string, 1" across. A magical ball of string, it's never ending. As most people won't just sit there and unwind the entire ball (if they do, they'll eventually work out what they have), they'll never know what isspecial about the ball of string, as it looses its powers when cut.
57: A bottle of Heinz Steak Sauce
58: The Larch
59: The Spanish Inquisition
60: A person stuck in a comfy chair... still complaining that they never expected the SPANISH INQUISITION!
61: You find a the skeletal remains of a human holding what appears to be a green amulet out toward the building upon closer inspection the 'amulet' is some sort of petrified food remains. Just by chance as you are inspecting the remains a drop of red semi liquid material falls from the sky on the back of your neck (unnoticable if in armor). If the roof of the four story building is inspected a bottle of Heinz 57 Catchup is found on the ledge. The evidance shows that no previous event like this has happened as there is no other red material around the remains.

*Consider yourself honored, you have whittnessed a once in a life time event... apparently not the other guys though."
62: A 1 inch CD containing the adult movie "The Emperor Goes to Town." (five minutes after finding the CD, the area is hit with an aerial bombardment by CS forces).
63: A set of CD's titled "The Best of the Spice Girls".
65: (anyone watch Dr. Who last night?) A device that is about four feet tall and 2.5 feet wide, if an adequate power source is found the device is covered in lights and has American Written words written on small labels in a window, behind another window can be seen a multitude of giant data disks. No matter what a rogue scholar will identify this as an iPod and will claim that it contains music from all the greatest composers of the late 20th century. The first song played will be "Tainted Love" followed by "Toxic".
66: Cthulhu (Make a new character).
67: Dust. Lots & lots of dust. Make a saving throw or have a serious allergic sneezing fit.
68: A white dog sitting on my shoulder.
69: (dude!) A 15th level Cyberknight's psi-blade. As one can assume, he's extreemly pissed about loosing his blade (how on earth he managed to do that, we'll never know!!), and if he finds someone using his blade, well, it won't be pretty.
70: A very angry (possibly evil) Cyber-knight. Roll Initiative
71: A young Dragon. Roll Initiative
72: An Adult Dragon .Are you sure you want to roll Initiative?
73: A splugorth. Just Run.
74: Rusty ornimental knife
75: A small silver coin with this inscription "Flip and win and power you'll gain, flip and loose and with your life force you pay" whenever a magic user or psychic desides to flip it he/she must choose a number equal to or less than their HP(or MDC) and choose heads or tails. If they win the flip then their PPE or ISP (which ever is appropriate) raises by the number they chose, If they loose then their HP (or MDC) drops by however much they choose.

This can be used more than once but if they win more than 3 in a row the god Johen "vindictive punisher of cheaters" (Make one up) will appear and proclame that the user has been cheating and tell him/her that he will remove all the new PPE/ISP plus HP equal to the smallest bet unless they can beat him in a fair game. If they take him up on his challenge he will take the coin that they have been useing and ask him/her to choose a side he will then flip it. If the players win the god will become even angrier and tell them that if they cheat at everything then they have no place in this world, roll up a new PC cause he snaps his fingers and your player falls over dead NO SAVE AND NO REVIVE. If he wins then he will say "I geuss that I was wrong I'll take the PPE/ISP but I'll leave you that health have a good life.

Ether way he takes the coin with him.
76: A Very old Computer, a MSN conversation is still minimalised on the task bar. On the Computer is Half-Life 2, Doom 3, and KOTOR 1 and 2
77: A slightly used Can Opener (Mechanical or Electrical, GM's Choice)
78: A run flat tire on wheel from a '96 military HMMWV (Hummer). Tire is flat, but rim is sound.
79: A Military Hummer (minus rims and tires)
80: Cork Soakers
81: A HMMWV with with all parts, including a fully loaded Hellfire Missile turret. However it glows in the dark and it's not because of the paint.
82: A Hummer, able to do the Star Spangled Banner.
83: A Fluffer, also able to do the Star Spangled Banner or fluff pillows
85: The character runs into a brick wall (reguardless of where they are) graffitti is written on it that says "Your train of thought has been derailed and has killed a small village." no no wait I'll do it to myself
86: A can of spraypaint. It has a dial around the nozzel that will let you choose what colour you want. Enough to cover one suit of body armour or motorcycle.
87: Furby – It talks and does anything like a normal Furby. There seem to be no on/off button and the thing run indefinitely. If you try to throw it away, it reappears back, a few hours later, in your belonging. You can try also to destroy it. But after a few hours, it reappear back again in your belonging and it furious at you for all the day. The only way to get rid of it; is to throw it away into the portal in Aslym the Asylum in Atlantis, where it will reappear somewhere else in the megaverse.
88: Ball Vice of Infinite Wisdom - grants the user infinite wisdom when worn.
89: A tin of nuts & bolts. The nuts are actually licorice & yogurt covered brazil nuts, kept in the same tin as the grease covered bolts. The bolts are in various sizes, in imperial measurements.
90: A piece yellowish parchment paper... at second glance it has your picture on it... double take, it says wanted across the top. As you watch the word deleted appears across it. A wind picks up and another page just like it flys through the air and sticks to you. One thing passes through your head RUN! Save vs. HF 20 fail you run... succede, well it's a bad time to succede.
91: A roll of everlasting 3ply toilet paper.
92: An Everlasting Gobbstopper... guaranteed to stop gobbs. Now if you can only find a gobb
94: a suit of inflatable power armor
95: A power armor pop-gun part of set with #94... collect them both while supplies last
96: A Hummer with a 2043 Lift kit and Solar Power panels .(recharge time: 4 hours; Hover, max. alt: 250 feet and speed of 225 MPH) with Peace marking and painted in wild colors. The doors locked and anti thief alarm system is on and fully armed. The dead bodies with full dial a color spary cans is proof of that.
97: The Perfect Spoon! A bent and tarnished 1 foot long silver spoon... You'd be willing to trade 4 regular spoons for this one spoon. Careful, it's previous owner's probably upset that he's lost his power object!
98: Nothing ....Nothing at all..creepy
99: A box of Cocoapops
100: A comprehensive compilation of all Random Rifts item tables and a pair of percentile dice. Oddly enough you have noticed through your travels that the only accurate list is the 'Randomer' item list. After several 'coincidences' you start rolling the dice before you open anything, including your eyes and have found that the die roll is also accurate. Then you loose the list, dang it someone else must have rolled 100.

Enjoy everyone.

[CyCo]

# 16

A $10,000 biro, capable of writing in 0-g enviroments. Next to it is a $0.49 lead pencil. Also capable of writing in a 0-g enviroment.

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[Zer0 Kay]

#19

A Hydrogen Derrigible armored with a soft dense metal (completely SDC and totally useless). An old disk player on board powered from an unknown source continuously replays a song... something dealing with stairs and heaven. It does float and is powered by the same unknown power supply as the disk player, so it can "fly". (Thanks Brisco County Jr.)

[Zer0 Kay]

#21

A gigantic room with a floor which is covered with a highly detailed map of Pre-Apocolypse Earth. In a box on Antarctica are four grey foot tall mushroom shaped plastic pices. If anyone places one of those pieces on the board they will not notice anything different, except the piece can't be picked up again. If any piece is placed near their location, wich is marked with a green dot on the map, they will notice... something as would have anyone in the real locations they placed the other pieces.

[Zer0 Kay]

#24 A 12' long #2 pencil. Anything it draws comes to life. Anything it drew or that is clearly a cartoon character like Optimus Prime or Floopers can be erased... good luck catching the floopers.

[CyCo]

# 25.

A very fancy, expensive looking pen. With the cap on, it looks like a fine, cavalry sabre. Close examination, the pen seems to be able to be twisted in the middle. With the cap off, when twisted, it pushes the pen nib out so you can write with it. Twisted with the cap on, it becomes a full sized sabre.

[Zer0 Kay]

Very good the pen is the sword

#26 A REALLY thick novel entitled War and Peace. Roll a D20 versus MA. If the roll is over MA your driven to read it. What ever the condition of the world is War or Peace it will be the opposite once the book is completed. The player will not know, but they were placed in a pocket dimension and will not tire, grow hungry, bored of the book or have to use the bathroom... oh and time passed, only about 100 years and the peace won't necessarily last that long.

[CyCo]

# 27

Another pen. This one is an old fashion caligraphy pen, with a sharp nib. No ink bottle is found, but the pen has a never ending supply of ink.

This pen can be used to create Magic Tattoos!!

When drawn on a person, the tattoo will behave the same way at a magic tattoo it depicts. Thus a tiger tattoo will summon a tiger, and a broken chain tattoo will grant supernatural strength.

It's not for free however. Firstly, it still costs the same amount of PPE to activate the tattoo. Secondly, and the greatest cost of all, is the permanent loss of those PPE expended to activate the tattoos!!!

Unless the propper research is conducted first, such as taking to Laslo or such, to get identified, noone will know about the PPE loss untill someone looses enough so they can no longer activate any tattoos.

Obviously, this means little to soldiers and the like, but obviously is the bane of all magic users!!

[Kelorin]

#30) A model ship in a bottle. Roll to see what ship:
01-10: HMS Enterprise - ancient sailing ship
11-20: USS Enterprise - ancient aircraft carrier
21-30: USS Ticonderoga - super subcarrier
31-40: NGR Poseidon - super subcarrier
41-50: USS Missouri - ancient battleship
51-60: Exxon Valdez - can't tell. Lots of black oil on the inside of the bottle.
61-70: CVS Prometheus - super subcarrier
71-80: SLV Daedulus - super sub ambiphious assault ship
81-90: Horune Dreamship
91-00: RMS Titanic - ancient passenger liner. Model is broken in half.

[Zer0 Kay]

#30) A model ship in a bottle. Roll to see what ship:
01-10: HMS Enterprise - ancient sailing ship
11-20: USS Enterprise - ancient aircraft carrier
21-30: USS Ticonderoga - super subcarrier
31-40: NGR Poseidon - super subcarrier
41-50: USS Missouri - ancient battleship
51-60: Exxon Valdez - can't tell. Lots of black oil on the inside of the bottle.
61-70: CVS Prometheus - super subcarrier
71-80: SLV Daedulus - super sub ambiphious assault ship
81-90: Horune Dreamship
91-00: RMS Titanic - ancient passenger liner. Model is broken in half.

#31 as above except the bottle shows the current status of the craft, including moving parts, location (within the area of the bottle), even people on deck and the firing of weapons. It is not live time though only the equivalent of one still frame per minute is seen. Shaking the bottle has NO effect on the "inhabitants". If the bottle is open nothing poors out but the image starts to fade, recapping it will not renew the image and will only keep it from further degrading. If the image completely dissipates a circuit card with LEDs and some sort of receiver can be seen at the base of the bottle.