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taalismn wrote:"How ironic; they're going to kill us all with angel food cake."

SRoss wrote:The only downside; Corg, on a suger rush...

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:The only downside; Corg, on a suger rush...

You think that's bad, just think of what all that suger is doing to the gensis pits.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"How ironic; they're going to kill us all with angel food cake."

Maybe that's why the angels are after the human race because we stole their goodies.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"How ironic; they're going to kill us all with angel food cake."

Maybe that's why the angels are after the human race because we stole their goodies.

<<TWINKIES>>

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"How ironic; they're going to kill us all with angel food cake."

Maybe that's why the angels are after the human race because we stole their goodies.

<<TWINKIES>>

LOL who need protoculture when we have twinkies, there's enough consetrated suger in twinkies to power and entire planet for years on end.

Kargan3033 wrote:LOL who need protoculture when we have twinkies, there's enough consetrated suger in twinkies to power and entire planet for years on end.

Lilith: "We must recover the sacred sweetness, blessed by the holy one."

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:LOL who need protoculture when we have twinkies, there's enough consetrated suger in twinkies to power and entire planet for years on end.

Lilith: "We must recover the sacred sweetness, blessed by the holy one."

You know I just had the funny mental image of Rei freaking out in her Eva due to the LCL being laced with pure sucrose.

Or worse Shinji the manic/drepessive.

Semi-related fics

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10554812/1/Stoned-Eva

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10304350/1 ... y-Bad-Idea

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:LOL who need protoculture when we have twinkies, there's enough consetrated suger in twinkies to power and entire planet for years on end.

Lilith: "We must recover the sacred sweetness, blessed by the holy one."

You know I just had the funny mental image of Rei freaking out in her Eva due to the LCL being laced with pure sucrose.

Or worse Shinji the manic/drepessive.

Semi-related fics

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10554812/1/Stoned-Eva

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10304350/1 ... y-Bad-Idea

There was also the two-parter(which, of course, I can't relocate) where Misato makes purple meatloaf, and everybody who partakes of it(the pilots, out of desperation, to begin with) get totally stoned out...which is NOT a good thing when they subsequently claim into their EVAs.

taalismn wrote:There was also the two-parter(which, of course, I can't relocate) where Misato makes purple meatloaf, and everybody who partakes of it(the pilots, out of desperation, to begin with) get totally stoned out...which is NOT a good thing when they subsequently claim into their EVAs.

I'll have to see if I can find that one, sounds funny as hell.

Scott Bernard: "Trust me, alteration of common food substances with exotic psychoactive substances gets Unfunny after about the fifth serving..."
Ariel: "You didn't like my vegetarian Flower of Life lasagna?"
Scott: "I didn't say that, dear...I said EXOTIC psychoactive substances. Flower of LIfe is no longer considered exotic on Earth. It's getting to be like pepper or paprika."
"Oh, good!"

taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard: "Trust me, alteration of common food substances with exotic psychoactive substances gets Unfunny after about the fifth serving..."
Ariel: "You didn't like my vegetarian Flower of Life lasagna?"
Scott: "I didn't say that, dear...I said EXOTIC psychoactive substances. Flower of LIfe is no longer considered exotic on Earth. It's getting to be like pepper or paprika."
"Oh, good!"

Regess: "I am quite frighten how well humans have adapted to the Flower of Life."

UEEF Marine: *sipping FoL moonshine* "Eh not surprising really."

"Available now! Our deluxe pizza with everything and a Flower of Life salad! Now only five nu-dollars at your friendly neighborhood Pizza Palace, where we only use the freshest local ingre-"
The Regis's eyebrow began twitching....

taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard: "Trust me, alteration of common food substances with exotic psychoactive substances gets Unfunny after about the fifth serving..."
Ariel: "You didn't like my vegetarian Flower of Life lasagna?"
Scott: "I didn't say that, dear...I said EXOTIC psychoactive substances. Flower of LIfe is no longer considered exotic on Earth. It's getting to be like pepper or paprika."
"Oh, good!"

Looks like Scott dodged a bucket of bullets there.

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard: "Trust me, alteration of common food substances with exotic psychoactive substances gets Unfunny after about the fifth serving..."
Ariel: "You didn't like my vegetarian Flower of Life lasagna?"
Scott: "I didn't say that, dear...I said EXOTIC psychoactive substances. Flower of LIfe is no longer considered exotic on Earth. It's getting to be like pepper or paprika."
"Oh, good!"

Regess: "I am quite frighten how well humans have adapted to the Flower of Life."

UEEF Marine: *sipping FoL moonshine* "Eh not surprising really."

Sounds like someone is starting to regret evoliving the Invid based on a human template.

taalismn wrote:"Available now! Our deluxe pizza with everything and a Flower of Life salad! Now only five nu-dollars at your friendly neighborhood Pizza Palace, where we only use the freshest local ingre-"
The Regis's eyebrow began twitching....

And now the sudden dread and horror of realizing she screwed the pooch hard core in coming to Earth and all that it entails

taalismn wrote:"Available now! Our deluxe pizza with everything and a Flower of Life salad! Now only five nu-dollars at your friendly neighborhood Pizza Palace, where we only use the freshest local ingre-"
The Regis's eyebrow began twitching....

Door bell rings...

SRoss: (Heading to the door) "Pizza's here!"

Opens the door and is confronted by an Iiga holding a pizza box.

SRoss: "Umm ... You take Interac?"

Arnie100: "What flavor is this??"
SRoss: "You don't wanna know..."
Arnie100: "I'm not hungry anymore..."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "What flavor is this??"
SRoss: "You don't wanna know..."
Arnie100: "I'm not hungry anymore..."

Kargan3033:" Let me guess with got the Ice Guard verient again? "

SRoss: "Hey what are you guys complaining about? It's got bacon!"

Alpha 11: "Screw this, it's half-price Bento night."

The Fourth Wall Gang: (Spotting the Rei clones and others entering the store) "Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!"

SRoss wrote:Alpha 11: "Screw this, it's half-price Bento night."

The Fourth Wall Gang: (Spotting the Rei clones and others entering the store) "Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!"

Half Price Bento Night

Give the massive amounts of property destruction and life threating injuries juring half priced bento night I'm surprised the local goverment has done anything to wittle down the Rei clone population.

I mean sure they are cute an vunrable but where is the line drawn from cute and vunrable to a plauge of locusts that comsumes all bio matter in sight?

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey what are you guys complaining about? It's got bacon!"

Genesis Pit bacon.

Regis: "Again, I am shocked by how well you humans have adapted to what I left behind..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey what are you guys complaining about? It's got bacon!"

Genesis Pit bacon.

Regis: "Again, I am shocked by how well you humans have adapted to what I left behind..."

Nameless Human:*munching on a live soft shelled Gura Invid:" Well that's humans for you we can adapt to just about anything. "

"Pizza from the Genesis Pits...hhmmm...this should be on the school lunch menu...jusr don't tell them where its from and lets see what happens..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey what are you guys complaining about? It's got bacon!"

Genesis Pit bacon.

Regis: "Again, I am shocked by how well you humans have adapted to what I left behind..."

Nameless Human:*munching on a live soft shelled Gura Invid:" Well that's humans for you we can adapt to just about anything. "

Chronicler: "You do realize Sera's carrying one in her right?"

Regis:

Chronicler: "And thus the gene pool has never been the same since."

(now is it Regis or Regess?)

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:LOL who need protoculture when we have twinkies, there's enough consetrated suger in twinkies to power and entire planet for years on end.

Lilith: "We must recover the sacred sweetness, blessed by the holy one."

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:LOL who need protoculture when we have twinkies, there's enough consetrated suger in twinkies to power and entire planet for years on end.

Lilith: "We must recover the sacred sweetness, blessed by the holy one."

You know I just had the funny mental image of Rei freaking out in her Eva due to the LCL being laced with pure sucrose.

Or worse Shinji the manic/drepessive.

Semi-related fics

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10554812/1/Stoned-Eva

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10304350/1 ... y-Bad-Idea

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:LOL who need protoculture when we have twinkies, there's enough consetrated suger in twinkies to power and entire planet for years on end.

Lilith: "We must recover the sacred sweetness, blessed by the holy one."

You know I just had the funny mental image of Rei freaking out in her Eva due to the LCL being laced with pure sucrose.

Or worse Shinji the manic/drepessive.

Semi-related fics

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10554812/1/Stoned-Eva

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10304350/1 ... y-Bad-Idea

There was also the two-parter(which, of course, I can't relocate) where Misato makes purple meatloaf, and everybody who partakes of it(the pilots, out of desperation, to begin with) get totally stoned out...which is NOT a good thing when they subsequently claim into their EVAs.

taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard: "Trust me, alteration of common food substances with exotic psychoactive substances gets Unfunny after about the fifth serving..."
Ariel: "You didn't like my vegetarian Flower of Life lasagna?"
Scott: "I didn't say that, dear...I said EXOTIC psychoactive substances. Flower of LIfe is no longer considered exotic on Earth. It's getting to be like pepper or paprika."
"Oh, good!"

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard: "Trust me, alteration of common food substances with exotic psychoactive substances gets Unfunny after about the fifth serving..."
Ariel: "You didn't like my vegetarian Flower of Life lasagna?"
Scott: "I didn't say that, dear...I said EXOTIC psychoactive substances. Flower of LIfe is no longer considered exotic on Earth. It's getting to be like pepper or paprika."
"Oh, good!"

Regess: "I am quite frighten how well humans have adapted to the Flower of Life."

UEEF Marine: *sipping FoL moonshine* "Eh not surprising really."

taalismn wrote:"Available now! Our deluxe pizza with everything and a Flower of Life salad! Now only five nu-dollars at your friendly neighborhood Pizza Palace, where we only use the freshest local ingre-"
The Regis's eyebrow began twitching....

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard: "Trust me, alteration of common food substances with exotic psychoactive substances gets Unfunny after about the fifth serving..."
Ariel: "You didn't like my vegetarian Flower of Life lasagna?"
Scott: "I didn't say that, dear...I said EXOTIC psychoactive substances. Flower of LIfe is no longer considered exotic on Earth. It's getting to be like pepper or paprika."
"Oh, good!"

Looks like Scott dodged a bucket of bullets there.

Kargan3033 wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard: "Trust me, alteration of common food substances with exotic psychoactive substances gets Unfunny after about the fifth serving..."
Ariel: "You didn't like my vegetarian Flower of Life lasagna?"
Scott: "I didn't say that, dear...I said EXOTIC psychoactive substances. Flower of LIfe is no longer considered exotic on Earth. It's getting to be like pepper or paprika."
"Oh, good!"

Regess: "I am quite frighten how well humans have adapted to the Flower of Life."

UEEF Marine: *sipping FoL moonshine* "Eh not surprising really."

Sounds like someone is starting to regret evoliving the Invid based on a human template.

Yep!

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Available now! Our deluxe pizza with everything and a Flower of Life salad! Now only five nu-dollars at your friendly neighborhood Pizza Palace, where we only use the freshest local ingre-"
The Regis's eyebrow began twitching....

And now the sudden dread and horror of realizing she screwed the pooch hard core in coming to Earth and all that it entails

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Available now! Our deluxe pizza with everything and a Flower of Life salad! Now only five nu-dollars at your friendly neighborhood Pizza Palace, where we only use the freshest local ingre-"
The Regis's eyebrow began twitching....

Door bell rings...

SRoss: (Heading to the door) "Pizza's here!"

Opens the door and is confronted by an Iiga holding a pizza box.

SRoss: "Umm ... You take Interac?"

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "What flavor is this??"
SRoss: "You don't wanna know..."
Arnie100: "I'm not hungry anymore..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "What flavor is this??"
SRoss: "You don't wanna know..."
Arnie100: "I'm not hungry anymore..."

Kargan3033:" Let me guess with got the Ice Guard verient again? "

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey what are you guys complaining about? It's got bacon!"

SRoss wrote:Alpha 11: "Screw this, it's half-price Bento night."

The Fourth Wall Gang: (Spotting the Rei clones and others entering the store) "Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!"

Half Price Bento Night

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Alpha 11: "Screw this, it's half-price Bento night."

The Fourth Wall Gang: (Spotting the Rei clones and others entering the store) "Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!"

Half Price Bento Night

Give the massive amounts of property destruction and life threating injuries juring half priced bento night I'm surprised the local goverment has done anything to wittle down the Rei clone population.

I mean sure they are cute an vunrable but where is the line drawn from cute and vunrable to a plauge of locusts that comsumes all bio matter in sight?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey what are you guys complaining about? It's got bacon!"

Genesis Pit bacon.

Regis: "Again, I am shocked by how well you humans have adapted to what I left behind..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey what are you guys complaining about? It's got bacon!"

Genesis Pit bacon.

Regis: "Again, I am shocked by how well you humans have adapted to what I left behind..."

Nameless Human:*munching on a live soft shelled Gura Invid:" Well that's humans for you we can adapt to just about anything. "

Arnie100 wrote:"Pizza from the Genesis Pits...hhmmm...this should be on the school lunch menu...jusr don't tell them where its from and lets see what happens..."

Chronicler wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Hey what are you guys complaining about? It's got bacon!"

Genesis Pit bacon.

Regis: "Again, I am shocked by how well you humans have adapted to what I left behind..."

Nameless Human:*munching on a live soft shelled Gura Invid:" Well that's humans for you we can adapt to just about anything. "

Chronicler: "You do realize Sera's carrying one in her right?"

Regis:

Chronicler: "And thus the gene pool has never been the same since."

(now is it Regis or Regess?)

[quote="Chronicler"]Chronicler: "You do realize Sera's carrying one in her right?"

Oh boy some one is going to have a bad case of streach marks if it's born full sized.

Needless to say Lancer learned a hard lession, never show a pregent women the old SF/Horror flick Alien.

Kargan3033 wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Chronicler: "You do realize Sera's carrying one in her right?"

Oh boy some one is going to have a bad case of streach marks if it's born full sized.

Needless to say Lancer learned a hard lession, never show a pregent women the old SF/Horror flick Alien.

Apparently Lancer's 'friends' have been taking advantage of his sleepless anxiety to make him even more twitchy.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Chronicler: "You do realize Sera's carrying one in her right?"

Oh boy some one is going to have a bad case of streach marks if it's born full sized.

Needless to say Lancer learned a hard lession, never show a pregent women the old SF/Horror flick Alien.

Apparently Lancer's 'friends' have been taking advantage of his sleepless anxiety to make him even more twitchy.

Scott: "You people need to get a hobby."

Rand: "But messing with people is my hobby. Now if you excuse us Lancer is finally asleep so me and the rest are going to see if subliminal messaging does work."

Annie: "Lunk just rigged up the player and Rook finalized the tape, let's do this."

Scott:

Scott: "You're not coming anywhere near me when Ariel's expecting...."

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Alpha 11: "Screw this, it's half-price Bento night."

The Fourth Wall Gang: (Spotting the Rei clones and others entering the store) "Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!"

Half Price Bento Night

Give the massive amounts of property destruction and life threating injuries juring half priced bento night I'm surprised the local goverment has done anything to wittle down the Rei clone population.

I mean sure they are cute an vunrable but where is the line drawn from cute and vunrable to a plauge of locusts that comsumes all bio matter in sight?

There is a lobby group consisting of numerous construction companies (who fear the loss of revenue) and the BioSanitation Squad (who fear budget cuts). And the fact is the CDU usually does a good job keeping non-combatants out of danger. Thus, it's generally assumed that if you're at half-price bento night, you can take it.

SRoss wrote:[There is a lobby group consisting of numerous construction companies (who fear the loss of revenue) and the BioSanitation Squad (who fear budget cuts). And the fact is the CDU usually does a good job keeping non-combatants out of danger. Thus, it's generally assumed that if you're at half-price bento night, you can take it.

Name a town in anime that hosts a population of obscenely powerful martial artists or mad scientists and the local contractors are likely practitioners of an obscure and obscenely effective contracting martial arts style or possess extremely efficient construction and repair technology/magic.
There's also the warning lights and sirens, and automatic gates that come down in the store, mandated by the government, alerting non-competitors of what's about to come, and giving them time to scurry out of the zone(store employees will also assist elderly or handicapped customers in getting clear).

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[There is a lobby group consisting of numerous construction companies (who fear the loss of revenue) and the BioSanitation Squad (who fear budget cuts). And the fact is the CDU usually does a good job keeping non-combatants out of danger. Thus, it's generally assumed that if you're at half-price bento night, you can take it.

Name a town in anime that hosts a population of obscenely powerful martial artists or mad scientists and the local contractors are likely practitioners of an obscure and obscenely effective contracting martial arts style or possess extremely efficient construction and repair technology/magic.
There's also the warning lights and sirens, and automatic gates that come down in the store, mandated by the government, alerting non-competitors of what's about to come, and giving them time to scurry out of the zone(store employees will also assist elderly or handicapped customers in getting clear).

It's funny that some places now have it that the combatants need to scheduled ahead of time to manage civilian casualties to near zero. Of courses "spontaneous" fights carry a heavy fine.

Angel of Might: "Okay, so how's next Tuesday sound?"

Shinji: "Can't, piano recital's that night."

AoM: "Damn. Okay what about Thursday?"

Shinji: "Yeah we can do that."

AoM: "Good good. Oh is there still tickets for that recital?"

Shinji: "Last I checked there should."

AoM: "Good"

Youma: "WE'RE HERE TO TERRORIZE THE POPULACE, DRAIN LIFE ENERGY, AND KILL SAILOR MOON!"
UEsG Peacekeeper: "No you're not."
Youma: "NO?! SEE HER-"
UP: "Sailor Moon's scheduled for a throwdown with the Nerima Wrecking Crew. YOU're scheduled to face off against Hokuto Kenshiro in a liitle village on the edge of the prefecture."
Youma: "Ah...not Hokuto Kenshiro of the Hokuto Shinken?"
UP: "One and the same."
Youma: (gulp)"...can we...cancel?"
UP: "Up to you. You forfeit your fight deposit, plus your boss might have something to say about it."
Youma: "...certain death versus certain death...certain death versus certain death...oh I hate having enough intelligence to be aware of how screwed we are..."
UP: "Take your time."

Kargan3033 wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Chronicler: "You do realize Sera's carrying one in her right?"

Oh boy some one is going to have a bad case of streach marks if it's born full sized.

Needless to say Lancer learned a hard lession, never show a pregent women the old SF/Horror flick Alien.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Chronicler: "You do realize Sera's carrying one in her right?"

Oh boy some one is going to have a bad case of streach marks if it's born full sized.

Needless to say Lancer learned a hard lession, never show a pregent women the old SF/Horror flick Alien.

Apparently Lancer's 'friends' have been taking advantage of his sleepless anxiety to make him even more twitchy.

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

Chronicler wrote:Chronicler: "You do realize Sera's carrying one in her right?"

Oh boy some one is going to have a bad case of streach marks if it's born full sized.

Needless to say Lancer learned a hard lession, never show a pregent women the old SF/Horror flick Alien.

Apparently Lancer's 'friends' have been taking advantage of his sleepless anxiety to make him even more twitchy.

Scott: "You people need to get a hobby."

Rand: "But messing with people is my hobby. Now if you excuse us Lancer is finally asleep so me and the rest are going to see if subliminal messaging does work."

Annie: "Lunk just rigged up the player and Rook finalized the tape, let's do this."

Scott:

taalismn wrote:Scott: "You're not coming anywhere near me when Ariel's expecting...."

SRoss wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Alpha 11: "Screw this, it's half-price Bento night."

The Fourth Wall Gang: (Spotting the Rei clones and others entering the store) "Nnnnnnnnnnnoooooooo!!!!!"

Half Price Bento Night

Give the massive amounts of property destruction and life threating injuries juring half priced bento night I'm surprised the local goverment has done anything to wittle down the Rei clone population.

I mean sure they are cute an vunrable but where is the line drawn from cute and vunrable to a plauge of locusts that comsumes all bio matter in sight?

There is a lobby group consisting of numerous construction companies (who fear the loss of revenue) and the BioSanitation Squad (who fear budget cuts). And the fact is the CDU usually does a good job keeping non-combatants out of danger. Thus, it's generally assumed that if you're at half-price bento night, you can take it.

Sounds like what the cops do in Gold Diggers when Gina and her adventures competition have their annually get together.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[There is a lobby group consisting of numerous construction companies (who fear the loss of revenue) and the BioSanitation Squad (who fear budget cuts). And the fact is the CDU usually does a good job keeping non-combatants out of danger. Thus, it's generally assumed that if you're at half-price bento night, you can take it.

Name a town in anime that hosts a population of obscenely powerful martial artists or mad scientists and the local contractors are likely practitioners of an obscure and obscenely effective contracting martial arts style or possess extremely efficient construction and repair technology/magic.
There's also the warning lights and sirens, and automatic gates that come down in the store, mandated by the government, alerting non-competitors of what's about to come, and giving them time to scurry out of the zone(store employees will also assist elderly or handicapped customers in getting clear).

Yep!

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[There is a lobby group consisting of numerous construction companies (who fear the loss of revenue) and the BioSanitation Squad (who fear budget cuts). And the fact is the CDU usually does a good job keeping non-combatants out of danger. Thus, it's generally assumed that if you're at half-price bento night, you can take it.

Name a town in anime that hosts a population of obscenely powerful martial artists or mad scientists and the local contractors are likely practitioners of an obscure and obscenely effective contracting martial arts style or possess extremely efficient construction and repair technology/magic.
There's also the warning lights and sirens, and automatic gates that come down in the store, mandated by the government, alerting non-competitors of what's about to come, and giving them time to scurry out of the zone(store employees will also assist elderly or handicapped customers in getting clear).

It's funny that some places now have it that the combatants need to scheduled ahead of time to manage civilian casualties to near zero. Of courses "spontaneous" fights carry a heavy fine.

Angel of Might: "Okay, so how's next Tuesday sound?"

Shinji: "Can't, piano recital's that night."

AoM: "Damn. Okay what about Thursday?"

Shinji: "Yeah we can do that."

AoM: "Good good. Oh is there still tickets for that recital?"

Shinji: "Last I checked there should."

AoM: "Good"

taalismn wrote:Youma: "WE'RE HERE TO TERRORIZE THE POPULACE, DRAIN LIFE ENERGY, AND KILL SAILOR MOON!"
UEsG Peacekeeper: "No you're not."
Youma: "NO?! SEE HER-"
UP: "Sailor Moon's scheduled for a throwdown with the Nerima Wrecking Crew. YOU're scheduled to face off against Hokuto Kenshiro in a liitle village on the edge of the prefecture."
Youma: "Ah...not Hokuto Kenshiro of the Hokuto Shinken?"
UP: "One and the same."
Youma: (gulp)"...can we...cancel?"
UP: "Up to you. You forfeit your fight deposit, plus your boss might have something to say about it."
Youma: "...certain death versus certain death...certain death versus certain death...oh I hate having enough intelligence to be aware of how screwed we are..."
UP: "Take your time."

taalismn wrote:Youma: "WE'RE HERE TO TERRORIZE THE POPULACE, DRAIN LIFE ENERGY, AND KILL SAILOR MOON!"
UEsG Peacekeeper: "No you're not."
Youma: "NO?! SEE HER-"
UP: "Sailor Moon's scheduled for a throwdown with the Nerima Wrecking Crew. YOU're scheduled to face off against Hokuto Kenshiro in a liitle village on the edge of the prefecture."
Youma: "Ah...not Hokuto Kenshiro of the Hokuto Shinken?"
UP: "One and the same."
Youma: (gulp)"...can we...cancel?"
UP: "Up to you. You forfeit your fight deposit, plus your boss might have something to say about it."
Youma: "...certain death versus certain death...certain death versus certain death...oh I hate having enough intelligence to be aware of how screwed we are..."
UP: "Take your time."

" You are already dead! "

Youma 1:" He's behind us isn't he? "

Youma 2:" Maybe we can make a brake for it? "

Youma 3:" No likely, so **** it!, if we're going to die and let is die with our pride intact. "

* Youma 3 turns and faces Kenshiro *

Youma 3:" Bring it on, fat boy! "

*Youma 1&2 running for their lives*

Kenshiro:" It would seem that your friends have abandon you. "

Youma 3:" They are not my friends, just a bunch of sorry ass losers that I have to work with. "

Kenshiro: " What is your name? "

Youma 3:" It's Chuck jr. "

Kenshiro:

Chuck jr:" Ya I get that a lot, so are we going to do this or not? "

Kenshiro: " Very well then. "

*Crunch Smash, Wham! " ARRRGGGG! "

Mortal Kombat VO:" Friendship, WHAT FRIENDSHIP AGIAN! "

Either this ends up as one of the SHORTEST Sailor Moon combats(due to a general lack of silliness), or the LONGEST Fist of the North Star battles(due to all the dramatic angle shots).

taalismn wrote:Either this ends up as one of the SHORTEST Sailor Moon combats(due to a general lack of silliness), or the LONGEST Fist of the North Star battles(due to all the dramatic angle shots).

Or if the sailor scouts were the ones fighting Kenshiro it would be the most satsifying fight of all times.

GMP Spokesmen J.Dread: " Remember citzen killing magical girls is not only moraly just and right but it is your civic duty, for information on magical girl bounties and other related information contact your local GMP Morale Officer. "

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Either this ends up as one of the SHORTEST Sailor Moon combats(due to a general lack of silliness), or the LONGEST Fist of the North Star battles(due to all the dramatic angle shots).

Or if the sailor scouts were the ones fighting Kenshiro it would be the most satsifying fight of all times.

GMP Spokesmen J.Dread: " Remember citzen killing magical girls is not only moraly just and right but it is your civic duty, for information on magical girl bounties and other related information contact your local GMP Morale Officer. "

Rei Hino: "Despite the fact that I'm practically sitting IN the sacred flame, I feel very cold all of a sudden..."

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Either this ends up as one of the SHORTEST Sailor Moon combats(due to a general lack of silliness), or the LONGEST Fist of the North Star battles(due to all the dramatic angle shots).

Or if the sailor scouts were the ones fighting Kenshiro it would be the most satsifying fight of all times.

GMP Spokesmen J.Dread: " Remember citzen killing magical girls is not only moraly just and right but it is your civic duty, for information on magical girl bounties and other related information contact your local GMP Morale Officer. "

Rei Hino: "Despite the fact that I'm practically sitting IN the sacred flame, I feel very cold all of a sudden..."

Considering what type of BS the scouts pulled in the crossover thread it would be safe to say the the UEG would put a bounty on all magical girls since magical girls breed faster to roachs on mega roid like fertilty drugs as well as to harden the troops and civlians to the horrors of war by going up against horrific madness incarnate.

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Considering what type of BS the scouts pulled in the crossover thread it would be safe to say the the UEG would put a bounty on all magical girls since magical girls breed faster to roachs on mega roid like fertilty drugs as well as to harden the troops and civlians to the horrors of war by going up against horrific madness incarnate.

More like they treat them on a case-by-case basis. Depending on the nature of the empowering magic and the ultimate goal of the magic girl, they're potential assets or resident belligerents. Devil hunters and hedge-mages are very useful and easily recruited, while those drawing their power from entities or artifacts or unknown origin, with plans to (re)establish magical kingdoms or change reality are regarded like Palladium witches.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Considering what type of BS the scouts pulled in the crossover thread it would be safe to say the the UEG would put a bounty on all magical girls since magical girls breed faster to roachs on mega roid like fertilty drugs as well as to harden the troops and civlians to the horrors of war by going up against horrific madness incarnate.

More like they treat them on a case-by-case basis. Depending on the nature of the empowering magic and the ultimate goal of the magic girl, they're potential assets or resident belligerents. Devil hunters and hedge-mages are very useful and easily recruited, while those drawing their power from entities or artifacts or unknown origin, with plans to (re)establish magical kingdoms or change reality are regarded like Palladium witches.

Well I can't aruge with that which means that Sailor Goon and her *friends* are pretty much at the top of the bounty list because they are trying to restablish a magic kingdom and I think it's safe to say that any magic girls that do establish a magical kingdom they and their kindom are treated like Rifts's Atlantis from the CS's point of view or worse.

Well...again. You could claim that the Sailor Scouts are modern girls being haunted/possessed by ancient ghosts, or being brainwashed unto thinking they're reincarnations of ancient royalty, and that Sailor Pluto is being pushed by either/or survivor;s guilt or a mind control spell, and all they really need is an exorcism and rehab....upper extreme end us that they're really that evil.

The former situation has been given full treatment in the fanfiction "Desperately Seeking Ranma',
The latter scenario occasionally surfaces in fanfiction...one thread of the Anime Addventure has Queen Serenity 1 taking over Usagi's body and establishing a crystal palace in the middle of modern day Tokyo, after KILLING EVERYBODY IN THE PALACE'S FOOTPRINT in order to power it, by enslaving their souls. The few Scouts who weren't possessed by their ancient selves as well as a group of powered-down gods and goddesses start plotting to take down Serenity,

GMP Trooper: "That being said, We're still allowed to shoot Pretty Cure on sight, aren't we?"

SRoss wrote:GMP Trooper: "That being said, We're still allowed to shoot Pretty Cure on sight, aren't we?"

Nova: "I get first dibs."

"I'm trading in this $*$%&@ sparkly wand for something with some better range...."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Youma: "WE'RE HERE TO TERRORIZE THE POPULACE, DRAIN LIFE ENERGY, AND KILL SAILOR MOON!"
UEsG Peacekeeper: "No you're not."
Youma: "NO?! SEE HER-"
UP: "Sailor Moon's scheduled for a throwdown with the Nerima Wrecking Crew. YOU're scheduled to face off against Hokuto Kenshiro in a liitle village on the edge of the prefecture."
Youma: "Ah...not Hokuto Kenshiro of the Hokuto Shinken?"
UP: "One and the same."
Youma: (gulp)"...can we...cancel?"
UP: "Up to you. You forfeit your fight deposit, plus your boss might have something to say about it."
Youma: "...certain death versus certain death...certain death versus certain death...oh I hate having enough intelligence to be aware of how screwed we are..."
UP: "Take your time."

" You are already dead! "

Youma 1:" He's behind us isn't he? "

Youma 2:" Maybe we can make a brake for it? "

Youma 3:" No likely, so **** it!, if we're going to die and let is die with our pride intact. "

* Youma 3 turns and faces Kenshiro *

Youma 3:" Bring it on, fat boy! "

*Youma 1&2 running for their lives*

Kenshiro:" It would seem that your friends have abandon you. "

Youma 3:" They are not my friends, just a bunch of sorry ass losers that I have to work with. "

Kenshiro: " What is your name? "

Youma 3:" It's Chuck jr. "

Kenshiro:

Chuck jr:" Ya I get that a lot, so are we going to do this or not? "

Kenshiro: " Very well then. "

*Crunch Smash, Wham! " ARRRGGGG! "

Mortal Kombat VO:" Friendship, WHAT FRIENDSHIP AGIAN! "

taalismn wrote:Either this ends up as one of the SHORTEST Sailor Moon combats(due to a general lack of silliness), or the LONGEST Fist of the North Star battles(due to all the dramatic angle shots).

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Either this ends up as one of the SHORTEST Sailor Moon combats(due to a general lack of silliness), or the LONGEST Fist of the North Star battles(due to all the dramatic angle shots).

Or if the sailor scouts were the ones fighting Kenshiro it would be the most satsifying fight of all times.

GMP Spokesmen J.Dread: " Remember citzen killing magical girls is not only moraly just and right but it is your civic duty, for information on magical girl bounties and other related information contact your local GMP Morale Officer. "

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Either this ends up as one of the SHORTEST Sailor Moon combats(due to a general lack of silliness), or the LONGEST Fist of the North Star battles(due to all the dramatic angle shots).

Or if the sailor scouts were the ones fighting Kenshiro it would be the most satsifying fight of all times.

GMP Spokesmen J.Dread: " Remember citzen killing magical girls is not only moraly just and right but it is your civic duty, for information on magical girl bounties and other related information contact your local GMP Morale Officer. "

Rei Hino: "Despite the fact that I'm practically sitting IN the sacred flame, I feel very cold all of a sudden..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Either this ends up as one of the SHORTEST Sailor Moon combats(due to a general lack of silliness), or the LONGEST Fist of the North Star battles(due to all the dramatic angle shots).

Or if the sailor scouts were the ones fighting Kenshiro it would be the most satsifying fight of all times.

GMP Spokesmen J.Dread: " Remember citzen killing magical girls is not only moraly just and right but it is your civic duty, for information on magical girl bounties and other related information contact your local GMP Morale Officer. "

Rei Hino: "Despite the fact that I'm practically sitting IN the sacred flame, I feel very cold all of a sudden..."

Considering what type of BS the scouts pulled in the crossover thread it would be safe to say the the UEG would put a bounty on all magical girls since magical girls breed faster to roachs on mega roid like fertilty drugs as well as to harden the troops and civlians to the horrors of war by going up against horrific madness incarnate.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Considering what type of BS the scouts pulled in the crossover thread it would be safe to say the the UEG would put a bounty on all magical girls since magical girls breed faster to roachs on mega roid like fertilty drugs as well as to harden the troops and civlians to the horrors of war by going up against horrific madness incarnate.

More like they treat them on a case-by-case basis. Depending on the nature of the empowering magic and the ultimate goal of the magic girl, they're potential assets or resident belligerents. Devil hunters and hedge-mages are very useful and easily recruited, while those drawing their power from entities or artifacts or unknown origin, with plans to (re)establish magical kingdoms or change reality are regarded like Palladium witches.

Ya, I'd say they would go that path.

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[
Considering what type of BS the scouts pulled in the crossover thread it would be safe to say the the UEG would put a bounty on all magical girls since magical girls breed faster to roachs on mega roid like fertilty drugs as well as to harden the troops and civlians to the horrors of war by going up against horrific madness incarnate.

More like they treat them on a case-by-case basis. Depending on the nature of the empowering magic and the ultimate goal of the magic girl, they're potential assets or resident belligerents. Devil hunters and hedge-mages are very useful and easily recruited, while those drawing their power from entities or artifacts or unknown origin, with plans to (re)establish magical kingdoms or change reality are regarded like Palladium witches.

Well I can't aruge with that which means that Sailor Goon and her *friends* are pretty much at the top of the bounty list because they are trying to restablish a magic kingdom and I think it's safe to say that any magic girls that do establish a magical kingdom they and their kindom are treated like Rifts's Atlantis from the CS's point of view or worse.

I don't think they would go that far.

taalismn wrote:Well...again. You could claim that the Sailor Scouts are modern girls being haunted/possessed by ancient ghosts, or being brainwashed unto thinking they're reincarnations of ancient royalty, and that Sailor Pluto is being pushed by either/or survivor;s guilt or a mind control spell, and all they really need is an exorcism and rehab....upper extreme end us that they're really that evil.

The former situation has been given full treatment in the fanfiction "Desperately Seeking Ranma',

Spoiler:

where it's revealed the Sailor Scouts are all being brainwashed by a time-traveling AI attempting to reconstruct its home timeline.

The latter scenario occasionally surfaces in fanfiction...one thread of the Anime Addventure has Queen Serenity 1 taking over Usagi's body and establishing a crystal palace in the middle of modern day Tokyo, after KILLING EVERYBODY IN THE PALACE'S FOOTPRINT in order to power it, by enslaving their souls. The few Scouts who weren't possessed by their ancient selves as well as a group of powered-down gods and goddesses start plotting to take down Serenity,

Spoiler:

buying time through a prank war to distract her while they marshal their forces(and the goddess Belldandy manages to free herself , gather up several hundred souls, and both kill Sailor Pluto and scoop up her modern soul while escaping).

Ya, I've read some like this.

SRoss wrote:GMP Trooper: "That being said, We're still allowed to shoot Pretty Cure on sight, aren't we?"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:GMP Trooper: "That being said, We're still allowed to shoot Pretty Cure on sight, aren't we?"

Nova: "I get first dibs."

taalismn wrote:"I'm trading in this $*$%&@ sparkly wand for something with some better range...."

All Personnel are to wear FULL Combat Armour when engaging Panty and Stocking...

taalismn wrote:Well...again. You could claim that the Sailor Scouts are modern girls being haunted/possessed by ancient ghosts, or being brainwashed unto thinking they're reincarnations of ancient royalty, and that Sailor Pluto is being pushed by either/or survivor;s guilt or a mind control spell, and all they really need is an exorcism and rehab....upper extreme end us that they're really that evil.

You know that would make for a good BTS game

The former situation has been given full treatment in the fanfiction "Desperately Seeking Ranma',

Spoiler:

where it's revealed the Sailor Scouts are all being brainwashed by a time-traveling AI attempting to reconstruct its home timeline.

The latter scenario occasionally surfaces in fanfiction...one thread of the Anime Addventure has Queen Serenity 1 taking over Usagi's body and establishing a crystal palace in the middle of modern day Tokyo, after KILLING EVERYBODY IN THE PALACE'S FOOTPRINT in order to power it, by enslaving their souls. The few Scouts who weren't possessed by their ancient selves as well as a group of powered-down gods and goddesses start plotting to take down Serenity,

Spoiler:

buying time through a prank war to distract her while they marshal their forces(and the goddess Belldandy manages to free herself , gather up several hundred souls, and both kill Sailor Pluto and scoop up her modern soul while escaping).

Damn I'll have to look this up thanks for the info, is the " Desperately seeking ranma on Fanfiction.net, as well as the Anime Adventures?

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Damn I'll have to look this up thanks for the info, is the " Desperately seeking ranma on Fanfiction.net, as well as the Anime Adventures?

Senshi War-Prank War.
http://addventure.bast-enterprises.de/frecent.php?tag=Senshi+War-Prank+War%21

The related Senshi War is more serious...you might want to back up from the first episode of 'prank war' to get the full impact of how EVIL that universe's version of Serenity is(arguably on a scale with MLP's Conversion Bureau).

SRoss wrote:

*Note to All GMP Personnel*

All Personnel are to wear FULL Combat Armour when engaging Panty and Stocking...

Them now?

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:[

Damn I'll have to look this up thanks for the info, is the " Desperately seeking ranma on Fanfiction.net, as well as the Anime Adventures?

Senshi War-Prank War.
http://addventure.bast-enterprises.de/frecent.php?tag=Senshi+War-Prank+War%21

The related Senshi War is more serious...you might want to back up from the first episode of 'prank war' to get the full impact of how EVIL that universe's version of Serenity is(arguably on a scale with MLP's Conversion Bureau).

Interesting.

Nova: (Looking at a trooper in a full body cast) "What the hell happened to you?"

GMP Trooper: "I mistook team RWBY for Magical Girls..."

"This is my magic wand!"
"...it's a Davy Crockett nuclear mortar...."
"Prepare to Face the Power of Boom-Boom!"
"...more like fast neutrons!"