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"Besides, if we were to abuse these Nova said she'd let all the Setsunas loose and give them our home addresses... Again."

SRoss wrote:"Besides, if we were to abuse these Nova said she'd let all the Setsunas loose and give them our home addresses... Again."

"If it comes to that again I am not afraid to use TAC-Nukes. Interdimensional treaties be damned."

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Besides, if we were to abuse these Nova said she'd let all the Setsunas loose and give them our home addresses... Again."

"If it comes to that again I am not afraid to use TAC-Nukes. Interdimensional treaties be damned."

Temporal Annihilation Continuity munitions?! The ones that erase your entire presence from a timeline? As if you never were?!
Daaammmnnnnn you play hardball.
We just use anti-Temporal Raider measures, then when she's down slap Setsuna in a straitjacket, ignore her screams of 'YOU $##^^#$$ING CHAINSMEN FREAKS!' , and send her out-dee for a nice time-out with some psychiatrists, or Ponies, or both.

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Besides, if we were to abuse these Nova said she'd let all the Setsunas loose and give them our home addresses... Again."

"If it comes to that again I am not afraid to use TAC-Nukes. Interdimensional treaties be damned."

Temporal Annihilation Continuity munitions?! The ones that erase your entire presence from a timeline? As if you never were?!
Daaammmnnnnn you play hardball.
We just use anti-Temporal Raider measures, then when she's down slap Setsuna in a straitjacket, ignore her screams of 'YOU $##^^#$$ING CHAINSMEN FREAKS!' , and send her out-dee for a nice time-out with some psychiatrists, or Ponies, or both.

No no wrong kind of TAC, I save those for "special" occasions.

SRoss wrote:"Besides, if we were to abuse these Nova said she'd let all the Setsunas loose and give them our home addresses... Again."

I think its time to be angles then.

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Besides, if we were to abuse these Nova said she'd let all the Setsunas loose and give them our home addresses... Again."

"If it comes to that again I am not afraid to use TAC-Nukes. Interdimensional treaties be damned."

Or call up some DBZ people. At least no radiation that way.

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Besides, if we were to abuse these Nova said she'd let all the Setsunas loose and give them our home addresses... Again."

"If it comes to that again I am not afraid to use TAC-Nukes. Interdimensional treaties be damned."

Temporal Annihilation Continuity munitions?! The ones that erase your entire presence from a timeline? As if you never were?!
Daaammmnnnnn you play hardball.
We just use anti-Temporal Raider measures, then when she's down slap Setsuna in a straitjacket, ignore her screams of 'YOU $##^^#$$ING CHAINSMEN FREAKS!' , and send her out-dee for a nice time-out with some psychiatrists, or Ponies, or both.

I think you would need some drugs for the Ponies.

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Besides, if we were to abuse these Nova said she'd let all the Setsunas loose and give them our home addresses... Again."

"If it comes to that again I am not afraid to use TAC-Nukes. Interdimensional treaties be damned."

Temporal Annihilation Continuity munitions?! The ones that erase your entire presence from a timeline? As if you never were?!
Daaammmnnnnn you play hardball.
We just use anti-Temporal Raider measures, then when she's down slap Setsuna in a straitjacket, ignore her screams of 'YOU $##^^#$$ING CHAINSMEN FREAKS!' , and send her out-dee for a nice time-out with some psychiatrists, or Ponies, or both.

No no wrong kind of TAC, I save those for "special" occasions.

I though so.

A formation of military helicopters fly out of the dawn... (Ride of the Valkyries blaring from the speakers)

Kyle: "Man, I have a bad feeling about this!"

Edwards: "Stop being a wuss Kyle! We've joined the CDFC, what can happen?"

Kyle: (Looking at the other troopers) "Hey! Why are you guys sitting on your helmets?"

CDFC Trooper: "So we don't get our nads blown off."

Edwards: "Funny. Apocalypse Now reference..."



Edwards & Kyle:

Later...

Charon: "Oh gods! This is rich! You know if your not in a rush to get back, Persephone is putting together a men's Choir. She could use a couple more sopranos."

Edwards: "Actually, given how small 'little kyle' is, the statistical odds of him getting successfully shot THERE are astro-"
Kyle: "HEY!!!!"

SRoss wrote:A formation of military helicopters fly out of the dawn... (Ride of the Valkyries blaring from the speakers)

Kyle: "Man, I have a bad feeling about this!"

Edwards: "Stop being a wuss Kyle! We've joined the CDFC, what can happen?"

Kyle: (Looking at the other troopers) "Hey! Why are you guys sitting on your helmets?"

CDFC Trooper: "So we don't get our nads blown off."

Edwards: "Funny. Apocalypse Now reference..."

#KRACK! KRACK!#

Edwards & Kyle:

Later...

Charon: "Oh gods! This is rich! You know if your not in a rush to get back, Persephone is putting together a men's Choir. She could use a couple more sopranos."

Good one!

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "Actually, given how small 'little kyle' is, the statistical odds of him getting successfully shot THERE are astro-"
Kyle: "HEY!!!!"

Ouch!

Lisa: "Good shot."

Minmei: "Here's your money."

Saito: "Almost too easy to bother with. By the way, would either of you know where I could find a Mr. Karno?"

Aboard the Master's Mothership...

Karno: "I know that micronian is here somewhere! My men have been disappearing one by one!"

Black Dynomite: "You lookin for me jive turkey?"

Karno:

IT's Eddie and Kyle's Amazing Cross-Service Adventure Tour!
"'Amazing' and 'Adventure'...I do NOT like the sounds of that."
Thanks to T.R. Edwards and Lynn Kyle requesting more meaningful work than being 'pigeonholed as human pipe'[cleaners', CrossDimensional Media, in cooperation with the UEsG, will be sending the two men to get cross-training in the various services of the UEG-
"I don't recall asking for 'more meaningful work', more like 'I want to be left alone!' So this has got to be YOUR fault-"
"Shut up and wait for it-"
-doing the dirtiest jobs available and unique to each service!
"Yep, there's the other boot...."
Coming this Fall to a network station near you! Eddie and Kyle's Amazing Cross-Service Adventure Tour!

SRoss wrote:Lisa: "Good shot."

Minmei: "Here's your money."

Saito: "Almost too easy to bother with. By the way, would either of you know where I could find a Mr. Karno?"

I think he will need to get in line.

SRoss wrote:Aboard the Master's Mothership...

Karno: "I know that micronian is here somewhere! My men have been disappearing one by one!"

Black Dynomite: "You lookin for me jive turkey?"

Karno:

taalismn wrote:IT's Eddie and Kyle's Amazing Cross-Service Adventure Tour!
"'Amazing' and 'Adventure'...I do NOT like the sounds of that."
Thanks to T.R. Edwards and Lynn Kyle requesting more meaningful work than being 'pigeonholed as human pipe'[cleaners', CrossDimensional Media, in cooperation with the UEsG, will be sending the two men to get cross-training in the various services of the UEG-
"I don't recall asking for 'more meaningful work', more like 'I want to be left alone!' So this has got to be YOUR fault-"
"Shut up and wait for it-"
-doing the dirtiest jobs available and unique to each service!
"Yep, there's the other boot...."
Coming this Fall to a network station near you! Eddie and Kyle's Amazing Cross-Service Adventure Tour!

Am I starting to feel sorry for them..., no.

Well, they spend a short stint with each service(like each Army of the Southern Cross) and discover what tasks are uniquely $#!++y in each one.
I mean, for example, what's the worst possible job in the Mountain Offense Squad? Cold Weather Climate Gear Tester? Mountain clean-up(you get to scour the mountain picking up discarded air bottles and cleaning out latrine pits...like they have to do periodically on Everest)? How about the Humid Climate Offense Divison? Anti-Venom Tester? "...okay...the puff-adder stuff's not working.....*erk*......"
It should be like 'Deadliest Catch' only without the glamor and big pay-offs.

taalismn wrote:Well, they spend a short stint with each service(like each Army of the Southern Cross) and discover what tasks are uniquely $#!++y in each one.
I mean, for example, what's the worst possible job in the Mountain Offense Squad? Cold Weather Climate Gear Tester? Mountain clean-up(you get to scour the mountain picking up discarded air bottles and cleaning out latrine pits...like they have to do periodically on Everest)? How about the Humid Climate Offense Divison? Anti-Venom Tester? "...okay...the puff-adder stuff's not working.....*erk*......"
It should be like 'Deadliest Catch' only without the glamor and big pay-offs.

Edwards: "Tactical Corps'? Ah! No big deal; I've been in the military longer than pretty-boy here. I've seen more dirtiness rising through the ranks than-"
Kyle: "They're GROUNDPOUNDERS, Edwards. You were a mercenary PILOT. I don't think infantry has a real good opinion of FLYBOYS unless they're providing close air support on demand twenty-four-seven with no friendly fire 'oopsies'. This is NOT going to be easy."
Edwards: "Bah, you barely skinned through Basic! What's the wors-"
(...)
Kyle: "'Digging latrines in a minefield' complete your sentence?"
Edwards: "Shut up and hand me that trowel..."

taalismn wrote:Well, they spend a short stint with each service(like each Army of the Southern Cross) and discover what tasks are uniquely $#!++y in each one.
I mean, for example, what's the worst possible job in the Mountain Offense Squad? Cold Weather Climate Gear Tester? Mountain clean-up(you get to scour the mountain picking up discarded air bottles and cleaning out latrine pits...like they have to do periodically on Everest)? How about the Humid Climate Offense Divison? Anti-Venom Tester? "...okay...the puff-adder stuff's not working.....*erk*......"
It should be like 'Deadliest Catch' only without the glamor and big pay-offs.

Yeah those jobs are crap, but the venom tester would most likely be used on flesh that's not on a person. But they still need people to catch them.

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, they spend a short stint with each service(like each Army of the Southern Cross) and discover what tasks are uniquely $#!++y in each one.
I mean, for example, what's the worst possible job in the Mountain Offense Squad? Cold Weather Climate Gear Tester? Mountain clean-up(you get to scour the mountain picking up discarded air bottles and cleaning out latrine pits...like they have to do periodically on Everest)? How about the Humid Climate Offense Divison? Anti-Venom Tester? "...okay...the puff-adder stuff's not working.....*erk*......"
It should be like 'Deadliest Catch' only without the glamor and big pay-offs.

Yeah those jobs are crap, but the venom tester would most likely be used on flesh that's not on a person. But they still need people to catch them.

"Mister Lynn! You do NOT milk a snake that way!!!!!"
"...now he tells me.....world fading fast.[/size[size=50]]....could be in trouble here...."


Charon: "Okay, you were really looking for teats on a SNAKE?"

Edwards: "Doesn't get any...if you know what I mean.."
Kyle: "I REALLY hate you."
Edwards: "You say that all the time."
Kyle: "But I MEAN it this time!"
Edwards: "Sure...sure."
Charon: "These two are off the deep end."

Sea Squad -

Edwards: (Holding an electronic device) "Ok, what are we doing now?"

Sargent: "Tracking the effects of the Rain Of Death on sea life is a big part of our job. Today we're tagging sharks."

Edwards: "Huh!?!"

Suddenly, a shark explodes out of the water, taking the tag along with Edwards arm.

Later...

Charon: "Welcome back ... Stumpy."

Kyle: "So what are we doing here?"
CWOS NCO: "We're testing new winter clothing."
Kyle: "For comfort and safety?"
CWOS NCO: "No, to see if it's miserable enough to send to Ice Guard and still be legally classified as 'winter clothing'."
Kyle: ".....what kind of a specification is that.....?"
CWOS NCO: "A purely sadistic one for our own amusement."

Edwards: "And this is for...?
CDC Officer: "We're testing new types of fire-resistant uniforms."
Kyle and Edwards:
CDC Officer: "Bring out the flamethrowers, boys!"
Kyke and Edwards:

(Later...)

Charon: "Back so soon?"

Kyle: "TELL ME WHY I'M DANGLING UNDER A SPEEDING HELICOPTER AGAIN?!"
CDFC Officer: < "Because sometimes our long range search optics don't always work, and because we're in high demand, we can't afford to take a 'copter out of service or wait for repairs, we have to send somebody down on a line to investigate situations on the ground, get license plate numbers of speeding cars, that sort of thing-">
Kyle: "OKAY, BUT DO WE HAVE TO BE MOVING AT HIGH SPEED WHILE I'M DOWN HERE!?"
CDFC Officer: < "'Fraid so. Regulations. I gotta maintain a minimum altitude during normal patrol operations."
Kyle: "I'M REALLY NOT HAPPY WITH THIS!!! THAT LAST GUY THOUGHT I WAS SPYING ON HIS NUDE GIRLFRIEND AND TOOK A SHOT AT ME! AND AREN'T WE MOVING A LITTLE -TOO-FAST AND LOW THROUGH THE PAR-"
CDFC Officer: < "What was that, Mister Lynn? Repeat, what was that? Hello?">

Charon: "Look out for that tree."

REP Officer: "Ok, you two ready?"

Edwards: (Armpit deep in a marsh with Kyle) "What are we doing this time?"

REP Officer: "Sexing mutant crocodiles."

Edwards & Kyle:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "And this is for...?"
CDC Officer: "We're testing new types of fire-resistant uniforms."
Kyle and Edwards:
CDC Officer: "Bring out the flamethrowers, boys!"
Kyle and Edwards:

"ALRIGHT! SEND IN THE 6[sup]th[/sup] DESTROYER SQUADRON!"

Arnie100 wrote:(Later...)

Charon: "Back so soon?"

TASC Technical Officer: "Okay...apparently we're still having problems with the new jetpacks' control mechanisms..."
(cut to view of Edwards' booted legs sticking out of a wall, with the flaming exhausts of a jetpack still going full throttle as it attempts to push itself THROUGH the wall)

Charon: "Doing something new with your hair, Mister Edwards? No, wait, that's your head."

Louie: "Now its important, never walk under a tank when its on the hoist!"

Kyle: "Why?"

Sean: "LOOK OUT!!!"

Kyle: (Under a growing shadow)



Later...

Charon: "Eww, Cerberus! Be a good boy, fetch the spatula..."

TFC Officer: "Remember, when cleaning the jet intakes-"
RRRRWWWWWRRRRRR*THORPSCRUNCHLEFRRRRYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRR
"-make sure the aircraft's engines are OFF and completely powered down. Oh well."

Charon: "Forget the spatula. Pull the shop vac over here."

taalismn wrote:Edwards: "Tactical Corps'? Ah! No big deal; I've been in the military longer than pretty-boy here. I've seen more dirtiness rising through the ranks than-"
Kyle: "They're GROUNDPOUNDERS, Edwards. You were a mercenary PILOT. I don't think infantry has a real good opinion of FLYBOYS unless they're providing close air support on demand twenty-four-seven with no friendly fire 'oopsies'. This is NOT going to be easy."
Edwards: "Bah, you barely skinned through Basic! What's the wors-"
(...)
Kyle: "'Digging latrines in a minefield' complete your sentence?"
Edwards: "Shut up and hand me that trowel..."

Never learns, does he.

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, they spend a short stint with each service(like each Army of the Southern Cross) and discover what tasks are uniquely $#!++y in each one.
I mean, for example, what's the worst possible job in the Mountain Offense Squad? Cold Weather Climate Gear Tester? Mountain clean-up(you get to scour the mountain picking up discarded air bottles and cleaning out latrine pits...like they have to do periodically on Everest)? How about the Humid Climate Offense Divison? Anti-Venom Tester? "...okay...the puff-adder stuff's not working.....*erk*......"
It should be like 'Deadliest Catch' only without the glamor and big pay-offs.

Yeah those jobs are crap, but the venom tester would most likely be used on flesh that's not on a person. But they still need people to catch them.

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, they spend a short stint with each service(like each Army of the Southern Cross) and discover what tasks are uniquely $#!++y in each one.
I mean, for example, what's the worst possible job in the Mountain Offense Squad? Cold Weather Climate Gear Tester? Mountain clean-up(you get to scour the mountain picking up discarded air bottles and cleaning out latrine pits...like they have to do periodically on Everest)? How about the Humid Climate Offense Divison? Anti-Venom Tester? "...okay...the puff-adder stuff's not working.....*erk*......"
It should be like 'Deadliest Catch' only without the glamor and big pay-offs.

Yeah those jobs are crap, but the venom tester would most likely be used on flesh that's not on a person. But they still need people to catch them.

"Mister Lynn! You do NOT milk a snake that way!!!!!"
"...now he tells me.....world fading fast.[/size[size=50]]....could be in trouble here...."


Charon: "Okay, you were really looking for teats on a SNAKE?"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Doesn't get any...if you know what I mean.."
Kyle: "I REALLY hate you."
Edwards: "You say that all the time."
Kyle: "But I MEAN it this time!"
Edwards: "Sure...sure."
Charon: "These two are off the deep end."

SRoss wrote:Sea Squad -

Edwards: (Holding an electronic device) "Ok, what are we doing now?"

Sargent: "Tracking the effects of the Rain Of Death on sea life is a big part of our job. Today we're tagging sharks."

Edwards: "Huh!?!"

Suddenly, a shark explodes out of the water, taking the tag along with Edwards arm.

Later...

Charon: "Welcome back ... Stumpy."

Kind of reminds me of that one shark movie with the underwater lab that made a shark smarter, that jumped out and grabbed a person, and took them into the water.

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "So what are we doing here?"
CWOS NCO: "We're testing new winter clothing."
Kyle: "For comfort and safety?"
CWOS NCO: "No, to see if it's miserable enough to send to Ice Guard and still be legally classified as 'winter clothing'."
Kyle: ".....what kind of a specification is that.....?"
CWOS NCO: "A purely sadistic one for our own amusement."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "And this is for...?
CDC Officer: "We're testing new types of fire-resistant uniforms."
Kyle and Edwards:
CDC Officer: "Bring out the flamethrowers, boys!"
Kyke and Edwards:

(Later...)

Charon: "Back so soon?"

Charon: And you aperently smell like chicken.

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "TELL ME WHY I'M DANGLING UNDER A SPEEDING HELICOPTER AGAIN?!"
CDFC Officer: < "Because sometimes our long range search optics don't always work, and because we're in high demand, we can't afford to take a 'copter out of service or wait for repairs, we have to send somebody down on a line to investigate situations on the ground, get license plate numbers of speeding cars, that sort of thing-">
Kyle: "OKAY, BUT DO WE HAVE TO BE MOVING AT HIGH SPEED WHILE I'M DOWN HERE!?"
CDFC Officer: < "'Fraid so. Regulations. I gotta maintain a minimum altitude during normal patrol operations."
Kyle: "I'M REALLY NOT HAPPY WITH THIS!!! THAT LAST GUY THOUGHT I WAS SPYING ON HIS NUDE GIRLFRIEND AND TOOK A SHOT AT ME! AND AREN'T WE MOVING A LITTLE -TOO-FAST AND LOW THROUGH THE PAR-"
CDFC Officer: < "What was that, Mister Lynn? Repeat, what was that? Hello?">

Charon: "Look out for that tree."

SRoss wrote:REP Officer: "Ok, you two ready?"

Edwards: (Armpit deep in a marsh with Kyle) "What are we doing this time?"

REP Officer: "Sexing mutant crocodiles."

Edwards & Kyle:

Ok..., mind bleach please...

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "And this is for...?"
CDC Officer: "We're testing new types of fire-resistant uniforms."
Kyle and Edwards:
CDC Officer: "Bring out the flamethrowers, boys!"
Kyle and Edwards:

"ALRIGHT! SEND IN THE 6[sup]th[/sup] DESTROYER SQUADRON!"

Arnie100 wrote:(Later...)

Charon: "Back so soon?"

Death by cute cooks!

taalismn wrote:TASC Technical Officer: "Okay...apparently we're still having problems with the new jetpacks' control mechanisms..."
(cut to view of Edwards' booted legs sticking out of a wall, with the flaming exhausts of a jetpack still going full throttle as it attempts to push itself THROUGH the wall)

Charon: "Doing something new with your hair, Mister Edwards? No, wait, that's your head."

SRoss wrote:Louie: "Now its important, never walk under a tank when its on the hoist!"

Kyle: "Why?"

Sean: "LOOK OUT!!!"

Kyle: (Under a growing shadow)

#CRUNCH!#

Later...

Charon: "Eww, Cerberus! Be a good boy, fetch the spatula..."

taalismn wrote:TFC Officer: "Remember, when cleaning the jet intakes-"
RRRRWWWWWRRRRRR*THORPSCRUNCHLEFRRRRYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRR
"-make sure the aircraft's engines are OFF and completely powered down. Oh well."

Charon: "Forget the spatula. Pull the shop vac over here."

This never gets old.

Charon: "What the...?! What did you two do this time?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...HONESTLY."
Edwards: "We just...showed up..."

Kyle: "Don't worry. This time instead of joining a unit of the ASC, I got us into the SCA."

Warlord: "Um, actually we're waste land bandits. We're attacking this walled city."

Edwards: "Who's defending it."

Warlord: "Just some local militia and a reconn team from the CDU."



Charon: "Your mopping up all that blood before you go."

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "What the...?! What did you two do this time?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...HONESTLY."
Edwards: "We just...showed up..."

CDU Officer: "Okay, folks, move along, move along. Just a sinkhole in the sidewalk. Nothing to see...."

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "What the...?! What did you two do this time?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...HONESTLY."
Edwards: "We just...showed up..."

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Don't worry. This time instead of joining a unit of the ASC, I got us into the SCA."

Warlord: "Um, actually we're waste land bandits. We're attacking this walled city."

Edwards: "Who's defending it."

Warlord: "Just some local militia and a reconn team from the CDU."

The Civil Defence Flying Corps arrives

Charon: "Your mopping up all that blood before you go."

That show is the greatest this quarter! If not this year!

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "What the...?! What did you two do this time?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...HONESTLY."
Edwards: "We just...showed up..."

CDU Officer: "Okay, folks, move along, move along. Just a sinkhole in the sidewalk. Nothing to see...."

Dana: "What the...where are we?!
Nova: "Last thing I remember was that catfight we had...UH OH."
Charon: "Hello, Ladies...welcome to my humble abode!"
Dana: "You mean..."
Charon: "Yup."

Dana: "Where are we?!
Nova: "Last thing I remember was that catfight we had...UH OH."
Charon: "Hello, Ladies...welcome to my humble abode!"
Dana: "You mean..."
Charon: "Yup."

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Where are we?!
Nova: "Last thing I remember was that catfight we had...UH OH."
Charon: "Hello, Ladies...welcome to my humble abode!"
Dana: "You mean..."
Charon: "Yup."

Its sad that Charon has to resort to manipulating Nova and Dana into having cat fights in order to get dates for Saturday night.

SRoss wrote:[

Its sad that Charon has to resort to manipulating Nova and Dana into having cat fights in order to get dates for Saturday night.

Nah; he just wants to see somebody else other than Kyle and T.R. Edwards all the time.
Karno's no better because he's in denial, and Corg just sits in the corner and cries to himself before being sent back.

Charon: "At least they're better looking then those four idiots."

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "What the...where are we?!
Nova: "Last thing I remember was that catfight we had...UH OH."
Charon: "Hello, Ladies...welcome to my humble abode!"
Dana: "You mean..."
Charon: "Yup."

I guess they finally went to far.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Where are we?!
Nova: "Last thing I remember was that catfight we had...UH OH."
Charon: "Hello, Ladies...welcome to my humble abode!"
Dana: "You mean..."
Charon: "Yup."

Its sad that Charon has to resort to manipulating Nova and Dana into having cat fights in order to get dates for Saturday night.

You mean for them to get out of there, they have to date him.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Its sad that Charon has to resort to manipulating Nova and Dana into having cat fights in order to get dates for Saturday night.

Nah; he just wants to see somebody else other than Kyle and T.R. Edwards all the time.
Karno's no better because he's in denial, and Corg just sits in the corner and cries to himself before being sent back.

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "At least they're better looking then those four idiots."

True.

Alpha 11 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "What the...where are we?!
Nova: "Last thing I remember was that catfight we had...UH OH."
Charon: "Hello, Ladies...welcome to my humble abode!"
Dana: "You mean..."
Charon: "Yup."

I guess they finally went to far.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Where are we?!
Nova: "Last thing I remember was that catfight we had...UH OH."
Charon: "Hello, Ladies...welcome to my humble abode!"
Dana: "You mean..."
Charon: "Yup."

Its sad that Charon has to resort to manipulating Nova and Dana into having cat fights in order to get dates for Saturday night.

You mean for them to get out of there, they have to date him.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Its sad that Charon has to resort to manipulating Nova and Dana into having cat fights in order to get dates for Saturday night.

Nah; he just wants to see somebody else other than Kyle and T.R. Edwards all the time.
Karno's no better because he's in denial, and Corg just sits in the corner and cries to himself before being sent back.

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "At least they're better looking then those four idiots."

True.

"Especially when you pull tricks like this." (Snaps fingers)

Dana & Nova: (Suddenly Naked)

"Ferengi got the best transporter technology."

Charon: "Damn strait!"

Damn it, now you idiots have gone and broken the Ferryman!

Dana and Nova: "Oh, HELL NO!" (As they beat the tar out of the Ferengi)
Charon: "DAYUM."

Arnie100 wrote:Dana and Nova: "Oh, HELL NO!" (As they beat the tar out of the Ferengi)
Charon: "DAYUM."

SRoss: "Pop corn?"

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "What the...where are we?!
Nova: "Last thing I remember was that catfight we had...UH OH."
Charon: "Hello, Ladies...welcome to my humble abode!"
Dana: "You mean..."
Charon: "Yup."

I guess they finally went to far.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "Where are we?!
Nova: "Last thing I remember was that catfight we had...UH OH."
Charon: "Hello, Ladies...welcome to my humble abode!"
Dana: "You mean..."
Charon: "Yup."

Its sad that Charon has to resort to manipulating Nova and Dana into having cat fights in order to get dates for Saturday night.

You mean for them to get out of there, they have to date him.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Its sad that Charon has to resort to manipulating Nova and Dana into having cat fights in order to get dates for Saturday night.

Nah; he just wants to see somebody else other than Kyle and T.R. Edwards all the time.
Karno's no better because he's in denial, and Corg just sits in the corner and cries to himself before being sent back.

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "At least they're better looking then those four idiots."

True.

"Especially when you pull tricks like this." (Snaps fingers)

Dana & Nova: (Suddenly Naked)

"Ferengi got the best transporter technology."

Charon: "Damn strait!"

You are one bad boy. Dana & Nova: DIE!!!!!!!!!! (As they jump him)

Arnie100 wrote:Dana and Nova: "Oh, HELL NO!" (As they beat the tar out of the Ferengi)
Charon: "DAYUM."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Dana and Nova: "Oh, HELL NO!" (As they beat the tar out of the Ferengi)
Charon: "DAYUM."

SRoss: "Pop corn?"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Dana and Nova: "Oh, HELL NO!" (As they beat the tar out of the Ferengi)
Charon: "DAYUM."

SRoss: "Pop corn?"

"Gopher puffs?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Dana and Nova: "Oh, HELL NO!" (As they beat the tar out of the Ferengi)
Charon: "DAYUM."

SRoss: "Pop corn?"

"Gopher puffs?"

I think, more like, were is the closest exit.

Just remember to initiate the 'clear escape route' protocols before heading out the exit....this removes any lurking zombies, walking bloodthirsty carrots from outer space, or clever enemies who have encircled your position knowing that there's a secret exit SOMEWHERE.

taalismn wrote:Just remember to initiate the 'clear escape route' protocols before heading out the exit....this removes any lurking zombies, walking bloodthirsty carrots from outer space, or clever enemies who have encircled your position knowing that there's a secret exit SOMEWHERE.

"And always have one of these." (whips out a teflon frying pan)

taalismn wrote:Just remember to initiate the 'clear escape route' protocols before heading out the exit....this removes any lurking zombies, walking bloodthirsty carrots from outer space, or clever enemies who have encircled your position knowing that there's a secret exit SOMEWHERE.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Just remember to initiate the 'clear escape route' protocols before heading out the exit....this removes any lurking zombies, walking bloodthirsty carrots from outer space, or clever enemies who have encircled your position knowing that there's a secret exit SOMEWHERE.

"And always have one of these." (whips out a teflon frying pan)