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taalismn wrote:"Yeah..'cleavage space'...the ideal place for hiding tips, keys, hand grenades, ballistic plate, and bear traps."
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Yeah..'cleavage space'...the ideal place for hiding tips, keys, hand grenades, ballistic plate, and bear traps."
And a place no one would DARE to look...
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Yeah..'cleavage space'...the ideal place for hiding tips, keys, hand grenades, ballistic plate, and bear traps."
And a place no one would DARE to look...
"You DO realize you're not getting your arm back, right?"
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Yeah..'cleavage space'...the ideal place for hiding tips, keys, hand grenades, ballistic plate, and bear traps."
And a place no one would DARE to look...
"You DO realize you're not getting your arm back, right?"
From Inside...
Invid Shock Trooper: "This spot's mine! Get your our damn hiding space!"
taalismn wrote:"Yeah..'cleavage space'...the ideal place for hiding tips, keys, hand grenades, ballistic plate, and bear traps."
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Yeah..'cleavage space'...the ideal place for hiding tips, keys, hand grenades, ballistic plate, and bear traps."
And a place no one would DARE to look...
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Yeah..'cleavage space'...the ideal place for hiding tips, keys, hand grenades, ballistic plate, and bear traps."
And a place no one would DARE to look...
"You DO realize you're not getting your arm back, right?"
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Yeah..'cleavage space'...the ideal place for hiding tips, keys, hand grenades, ballistic plate, and bear traps."
And a place no one would DARE to look...
"You DO realize you're not getting your arm back, right?"
From Inside...
Invid Shock Trooper: "This spot's mine! Get your our damn hiding space!"
I don't want to know how that happen. Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:"Yeah..'cleavage space'...the ideal place for hiding tips, keys, hand grenades, ballistic plate, and bear traps."
And a place no one would DARE to look...
"You DO realize you're not getting your arm back, right?"
From Inside...
Invid Shock Trooper: "This spot's mine! Get your our damn hiding space!"
Regess: "Get OUT of THERE, you PERVERT!!"
Well, Anne might not find you there if you hide there.SRoss wrote:On the other hand, after the Regess turns you into Corg's loofa, would you want to live?
SRoss wrote:On the other hand, after the Regess turns you into Corg's loofa, would you want to live?
No... 
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:On the other hand, after the Regess turns you into Corg's loofa, would you want to live?
Or worse, Annie's loofa...
Even worse! taalismn wrote:Or Lancer's lo-
"Kill me. Now."
Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "Singin' in da bathtub...with mah new loofa! Goin' places where its never been!"
Corg-loofa: "Oh, PROTOCULTURE...save ME!!"
Annie: "I thought my loofa sounded like my Corgie-poo..."
Ok..., with what she was singing..., I don't want to go there...taalismn wrote:Invid Regent: "VWHHHHAAAAAHHHHAAAAA!!!! AT LAST!!! AT LAST!!!!!! MY TIME HAS COME AT LAST!!!"
Regiss: "What are you crowing about?"
Regent: "'Marines' cane out....the UEEF gets re-warmed 1st edition destroids! I get Inorganics AND my own flavor mecha, including a right decent heavy artillery platform! MWUHHHHAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!! MY SKIN! IT TINGLES!!!! ALL VER WITH HAPPINESS!!!!!!"
Regiss: "...somebody's having entirely too much of a good time....oh please, NOT your 'happy dance'...."(facepalms)
Regent: "...I'm aaalllrrriiiighhhttt....no need to worry about meeeee...'cause I'm aaalllrrriiighhhtttt....!!!"
Regiss: "Stop it with the hips...you don't really HAVE hips.....okay, I really don't need to see you 'shake your booty'...I'm going to go putter in my Genesis Pits..."
SRoss wrote:Regent: (In mid-booty shake) "What is that rumbling!?!" (turns around)
GMU roars over him, with it's Dukes of Hazard horn blaring, before coming to a screeching halt.
Grant: (leaning out the cab) "Was that something in the road!?! Better back up and check."
SRoss wrote:Regent: (In mid-booty shake) "What is that rumbling!?!" (turns around)
GMU roars over him, with it's Dukes of Hazard horn blaring, before coming to a screeching halt.
Grant: (leaning out the cab) "Was that something in the road!?! Better back up and check."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Regent: (In mid-booty shake) "What is that rumbling!?!" (turns around)
GMU roars over him, with it's Dukes of Hazard horn blaring, before coming to a screeching halt.
Grant: (leaning out the cab) "Was that something in the road!?! Better back up and check."
"Better lower the backhoe. We can't leave roadkill like that laying in the road for somebody else to hit..."
" " 
SRoss wrote:[
Regent: "But I'm not dead yet!?!"
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Oh, GREAT...I bet WE have to clean that crap up."
CDU Officer: "As a matter of fact..."
Kyle: "I really HATE you. You know that, right?"
Edwards: "Just shut up. Where's our HAZMAT suits?"
CDU Officer: "Sorry...you have clean that up bare-handed!"
Kyle & Edwards:
taalismn wrote:"A word of caution; you wanna clean that up before the scavengers come."
"Why would we want to do that? Shouldn't we be WANTING the scavengers to take this off our hands?"
"You better not have any Regent on your hands if you want to keep them. I've SEEN the sort of scavengers that show up to clean up stuff like a fresh-killed Regent."
"
"
SRoss wrote:CDU Officer: "Too late! INCOMING!!!"
Kyle: "Are those?"
Edwards: "Oh my God!"
Regess: "I knew those prehistoric vultures would come in handy someday."
Regent: "But I'm not dead yet!?!"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:[
Regent: "But I'm not dead yet!?!"
*BLAM*
Vince Grant:(behind controls of GMU main gun) "ALWAYS remember to double-tap."
Arnie100 wrote:Bumper Sticker ln Vince's GMU (if you can read it after being ran over...): "We stop for NOBODY!"
taalismn wrote:Considering that Vince has sometimes in vague-canon-land been associated with the GMU program, he probably knows some nifty ways to use it and modify it. In the old McKinneyist worldline, he was its commander.
SRoss wrote:Regess: "At last Corg I've found a suitable punishment for you."
Later...
Edwards: "Well it maybe an ugly sweater but the label says its armored. DO YOUR WORST LISA HAYES HUNTER!!!"
:
taalismn wrote:"And we'll (sound of heavy truck backing up) drop these saltlicks in just to make sure!"(sound of several tons of rock salt rumbling off a dump-bed)
"...damn it, just because I LOOK like a slug doesn't mean you can make 'salted slug' jokes at my expense....!"
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "We have to clean that, don'r we?
Edwards: "Yup."
SRoss wrote:Regess: "At last Corg I've found a suitable punishment for you."
Later...
Edwards: "Well it maybe an ugly sweater but the label says its armored. DO YOUR WORST LISA HAYES HUNTER!!!"
Corg: (being worn by Edwards)
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Regess: "At last Corg I've found a suitable punishment for you."
Later...
Edwards: "Well it maybe an ugly sweater but the label says its armored. DO YOUR WORST LISA HAYES HUNTER!!!"
:
...followed immediately by Edwards' remaining eye widening. "OH SHI-"
This is akin to the Infinite Loops where Naruto's Kakashi sez 'Come at me with everything you got..."
(Cue the original Innortal Loops' Naruto opening up on him with multiple Kage Bunshins using high-level assassination attacks, Looper Miriya Sterling unleashing a Drone Veritech. the Zentraedi Spies letting him have coordinated bazooka fire, Rifts Shemarrians cutting loose with rail guns and laser fire, etc...)
Line like that is tempting fate, really.
I miss his writing really badly. He was one of the best fanfic writers out there, IMO. SRoss wrote:Corg: "I hate all of you!!!"
Don't worry, we hate you too! 
"...buried alive....with him...."Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Why? WHY?! Why is it always US?!"
Edwards: "I know, right? Nobody else gets killed off like WE do..."
Karno: "Ahem."
Corg: "Seriously."
Veidt: "Quit whining. Lookit how many times I died."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Why? WHY?! Why is it always US?!"
Edwards: "I know, right? Nobody else gets killed off like WE do..."
Karno: "Ahem."
Corg: "Seriously."
Veidt: "Quit whining. Lookit how many times I died."
And thus convened the first official meeting of the Robotech Official Buttmonkey Association...
SRoss wrote:Grel: "Is this the poker club?"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Grel: "Is this the poker club?"
Azonia: "No, it would appear to be 'Losers Not-So-Anonymous'."
Arnie100 wrote:[
Gloval: "Come, Azonia...let's leave this miscresnts to their fate!"
Azonia:
taalismn wrote:Edwards: "DO YOUR WORS-"
#SPLORP#
Charon: "I would have said headshot, but falling into fresh concrete? Genius."
Corg:
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Why? WHY?! Why is it always US?!"
Edwards: "I know, right? Nobody else gets killed off like WE do..."
Karno: "Ahem."
Corg: "Seriously."
Veidt: "Quit whining. Lookit how many times I died."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Why? WHY?! Why is it always US?!"
Edwards: "I know, right? Nobody else gets killed off like WE do..."
Karno: "Ahem."
Corg: "Seriously."
Veidt: "Quit whining. Lookit how many times I died."
And thus convened the first official meeting of the Robotech Official Buttmonkey Association...
And most likely they last. Can you imagine what people could be thinking of with such a tempting target?!?SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Why? WHY?! Why is it always US?!"
Edwards: "I know, right? Nobody else gets killed off like WE do..."
Karno: "Ahem."
Corg: "Seriously."
Veidt: "Quit whining. Lookit how many times I died."
And thus convened the first official meeting of the Robotech Official Buttmonkey Association...
Entering the room and sitting down
Dolza & the Regent: "Um, we were told to report here..."
taalismn wrote:George Sullivan: "Okay, I heard there was a support group meeting here...and this is not the one I was looking for. Goodnight, people...."
SRoss wrote:Grel: "Is this the poker club?"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Grel: "Is this the poker club?"
Azonia: "No, it would appear to be 'Losers Not-So-Anonymous'."
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Grel: "Is this the poker club?"
Azonia: "No, it would appear to be 'Losers Not-So-Anonymous'."
Gloval: "Come, Azonia...let's leave this miscresnts to their fate!"
Azonia:
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:[
Gloval: "Come, Azonia...let's leave this miscresnts to their fate!"
Azonia:
Khyron: (passing the above couple on the street) "Sammy, there goes the second happiest couple on Earth."
Sammy:(Slyly) "Who's the first?"
Khyron:(smirking) "The Bernards, I think."
Sammy:(pouting) "Oh YOU!"
(She chases him laughing down the street)
taalismn wrote:Dolza: "Great...crossover bleedover again....We'r about to be curbstomped by either WH40K fanatics or a giant humanoid predator..."
Kyle: "WHAT ABOUT -BOTH-???!!!!"
Dolza: "What about 'em? Oh..of course..BOTH."
SRoss wrote:Dolza: "Gentlemen! I have traced our troubles to one group! The Fourth Wall Gang!"
Velt: "Then we must destroy them!!!"
Disembodied Voice: "Our ears are burning."
Suddenly a Titan rips the roof off the building...
Dolza, Edwards, Kyle, Karno, Darsis, Sookol, Corg and the Regent:
taalismn wrote:Dolza: "Great...crossover bleedover again....We'r about to be curbstomped by either WH40K fanatics or a giant humanoid predator..."
Kyle: "WHAT ABOUT -BOTH-???!!!!"
Dolza: "What about 'em? Oh..of course..BOTH."
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Dolza: "Great...crossover bleedover again....We'r about to be curbstomped by either WH40K fanatics or a giant humanoid predator..."
Kyle: "WHAT ABOUT -BOTH-???!!!!"
Dolza: "What about 'em? Oh..of course..BOTH."
"Oh, great...there's xenomorphs, arachnids, and...GODZILLA?!"
"We're so BONED."
And the Old ones decided they want them... Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Dolza: "Great...crossover bleedover again....We'r about to be curbstomped by either WH40K fanatics or a giant humanoid predator..."
Kyle: "WHAT ABOUT -BOTH-???!!!!"
Dolza: "What about 'em? Oh..of course..BOTH."
"Oh, great...there's xenomorphs, arachnids, and...GODZILLA?!"
"We're so BONED."
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "No kidding. I may need to hire out some help."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Dolza: "Great...crossover bleedover again....We'r about to be curbstomped by either WH40K fanatics or a giant humanoid predator..."
Kyle: "WHAT ABOUT -BOTH-???!!!!"
Dolza: "What about 'em? Oh..of course..BOTH."
"Oh, great...there's xenomorphs, arachnids, and...GODZILLA?!"
"We're so BONED."
"I HATE when the Crossovers slop over into the Bloopers..."
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "No kidding. I may need to hire out some help."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "No kidding. I may need to hire out some help."
SQUEAK?
Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Dammit! No one wants the job!"
Alpha 11 wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "No kidding. I may need to hire out some help."
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "No kidding. I may need to hire out some help."
SQUEAK?
Squirrel?