Robotech Blooper Reels

[Arnie100]

Gloval: "Never the mind. I have very first Veritech Car. Ve Russians inwented dem, you know."

[Alpha 11]

Gloval: "Never the mind. I have very first Veritech Car. Ve Russians inwented dem, you know."

Like they invented everything else?

[taalismn]

Gloval: "Never the mind. I have very first Veritech Car. Ve Russians inwented dem, you know."

Like they invented everything else?

Only the important stuff.

[SRoss]

Gloval: "Never the mind. I have very first Veritech Car. Ve Russians inwented dem, you know."

Like they invented everything else?

Only the important stuff.

THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

Vodka...

[taalismn]

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THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

Vodka...

We CANNOT emphasize this enough.
The last bunch to try this all held a toast to get their courage up before going out to attack Ice Guard.
The resulting explosion put a chunk of icecap the size of Rhode Island into Earth Orbit. SC Tactical Space Corp went nuts trying to figure out where the comet had suddenly come from. Fortunately, they were able to guide the mass into a lunar impact orbit, where the various moon bases enjoyed the unexpected windfall of water, frozen seafood, several crates of Russian foodstuffs, and several bottles of (unadulterated) vodka found frozen in the mass.

[Arnie100]

[

THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

Vodka...

We CANNOT emphasize this enough.
The last bunch to try this all held a toast to get their courage up before going out to attack Ice Guard.
The resulting explosion put a chunk of icecap the size of Rhode Island into Earth Orbit. SC Tactical Space Corp went nuts trying to figure out where the comet had suddenly come from. Fortunately, they were able to guide the mass into a lunar impact orbit, where the various moon bases enjoyed the unexpected windfall of water, frozen seafood, several crates of Russian foodstuffs, and several bottles of (unadulterated) vodka found frozen in the mass.

Gloval: "Vat? Its a flavor enhancer."

[taalismn]

Destroying one's tastebuds(and the head they're in) does NOT count as 'flavor enhancement'.

[Alpha 11]

Gloval: "Never the mind. I have very first Veritech Car. Ve Russians inwented dem, you know."

Like they invented everything else?

Only the important stuff.

Vodka?

Gloval: "Never the mind. I have very first Veritech Car. Ve Russians inwented dem, you know."

Like they invented everything else?

Only the important stuff.

THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

Vodka...

[

THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

Vodka...

We CANNOT emphasize this enough.
The last bunch to try this all held a toast to get their courage up before going out to attack Ice Guard.
The resulting explosion put a chunk of icecap the size of Rhode Island into Earth Orbit. SC Tactical Space Corp went nuts trying to figure out where the comet had suddenly come from. Fortunately, they were able to guide the mass into a lunar impact orbit, where the various moon bases enjoyed the unexpected windfall of water, frozen seafood, several crates of Russian foodstuffs, and several bottles of (unadulterated) vodka found frozen in the mass.

At least some good came out of it.

[

THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

Vodka...

We CANNOT emphasize this enough.
The last bunch to try this all held a toast to get their courage up before going out to attack Ice Guard.
The resulting explosion put a chunk of icecap the size of Rhode Island into Earth Orbit. SC Tactical Space Corp went nuts trying to figure out where the comet had suddenly come from. Fortunately, they were able to guide the mass into a lunar impact orbit, where the various moon bases enjoyed the unexpected windfall of water, frozen seafood, several crates of Russian foodstuffs, and several bottles of (unadulterated) vodka found frozen in the mass.

Gloval: "Vat? Its a flavor enhancer."

Destroying one's tastebuds(and the head they're in) does NOT count as 'flavor enhancement'.

Agree!

[taalismn]

Perhaps we should be grateful ProtoCola contains NO actual Protoculture.....

[SRoss]

ProtoCola Machine: "Would you like a cola?" (Transforms into a Battle Fortress)

[Arnie100]

ProtoCola Machine: "Would you like a cola?" (Transforms into a Battle Fortress)

Edwards: "Alright, alright! Damn pushy machines..."
ProtoCola Machine: "I HEARD that!"
Kyle: "Just give it some money so it doesn't try to kill us."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "Alright, alright! Damn pushy machines..."
ProtoCola Machine: "I HEARD that!"
Kyle: "Just give it some money so it doesn't try to kill us."

Ah yes, ProtoCola's new marketing strategy: The Shakedown.

[Alpha 11]

Perhaps we should be grateful ProtoCola contains NO actual Protoculture.....

That's a shock.

ProtoCola Machine: "Would you like a cola?" (Transforms into a Battle Fortress)

ProtoCola Machine: "Would you like a cola?" (Transforms into a Battle Fortress)

Edwards: "Alright, alright! Damn pushy machines..."
ProtoCola Machine: "I HEARD that!"
Kyle: "Just give it some money so it doesn't try to kill us."

Edwards: "Alright, alright! Damn pushy machines..."
ProtoCola Machine: "I HEARD that!"
Kyle: "Just give it some money so it doesn't try to kill us."

Ah yes, ProtoCola's new marketing strategy: The Shakedown.

[Arnie100]

ProtoCola Machine: "YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO DECIEVE THIS UNIT! INCORRECT CHANGE DEPOSITED!! MUST EXTERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!" (Auto-cannons lock and load)
Edwards: "Oh, great...death by vending machine..."
Kyle: "can't we get a break?!" (Sobbing...)
ProtoCola Machine: "EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!!!!"

[taalismn]

Charon: "...was wondering when those little buggers would catch you."
Edwards: "We're not the first?"


(Elsewhere)
LexCola Machine: "KRYPTONIAN DETECTED! EX-TER-MIN-NATE!!!!!"
Clark Kent: "*SIGH* AM I the only one who has this problem?"

[SRoss]

Charon: "...was wondering when those little buggers would catch you."
Edwards: "We're not the first?"


(Elsewhere)
LexCola Machine: "KRYPTONIAN DETECTED! EX-TER-MIN-NATE!!!!!"
Clark Kent: "*SIGH* AM I the only one who has this problem?"

(MCH #69)
ProtoCola Machine: (Roaring down the hall, on fire) "WHY! WHY! WHY WAS I GIVEN THE CAPACITY TO FEEL PAIN?"

[taalismn]

(MCH #69)
ProtoCola Machine: (Roaring down the hall, on fire) "WHY! WHY! WHY WAS I GIVEN THE CAPACITY TO FEEL PAIN?"

Veidt: "Oh suck it up @$$hole..."

[Arnie100]

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What the bloody --"
ProtoCola Machine: "This unit has ceased functioning. Requires passage. Would you like a free drink?"
Edwards: "How come he gets a free drink?!"
Kyle: "Would you SHUT UP?!"
ProtoCola Machine: "Decieving lifeforms detected...must continue previous actions and...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!!!"
Edwards and Kyle:
Kyle: "You couldn't just SHUT UP, could you?"
Charon: "DAYUM. Death by vending machine!"
Edwards:

[taalismn]

"ERROR---LIFE FORMS DETECTED...NO LIFE FORMS DETECTED...LIFE FORMS DETECTED...NO LIFE FORMS DETECTED...LIFE FORMS DETECTED...NO LIFE FORMS DETECTED---ERROR!!!"
"Hmmm...seems limbo's good for SOMETHING."
"Doesn't make this thing trying to crush me any less annoying..."

[SRoss]

"DIE BUSTER BBBEEEAAAMMM!!!"

The shore of the Styx gets a new cove.

Charon: (Floating face down in the Styx) "I blame you two for this."

[Alpha 11]

ProtoCola Machine: "YOU HAVE ATTEMPTED TO DECIEVE THIS UNIT! INCORRECT CHANGE DEPOSITED!! MUST EXTERMINATE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!!!" (Auto-cannons lock and load)
Edwards: "Oh, great...death by vending machine..."
Kyle: "can't we get a break?!" (Sobbing...)
ProtoCola Machine: "EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!!!!"

Someone has been watching to much Doctor Who.

Charon: "...was wondering when those little buggers would catch you."
Edwards: "We're not the first?"


(Elsewhere)
LexCola Machine: "KRYPTONIAN DETECTED! EX-TER-MIN-NATE!!!!!"
Clark Kent: "*SIGH* AM I the only one who has this problem?"

Charon: "...was wondering when those little buggers would catch you."
Edwards: "We're not the first?"


(Elsewhere)
LexCola Machine: "KRYPTONIAN DETECTED! EX-TER-MIN-NATE!!!!!"
Clark Kent: "*SIGH* AM I the only one who has this problem?"

(MCH #69)
ProtoCola Machine: (Roaring down the hall, on fire) "WHY! WHY! WHY WAS I GIVEN THE CAPACITY TO FEEL PAIN?"

(MCH #69)
ProtoCola Machine: (Roaring down the hall, on fire) "WHY! WHY! WHY WAS I GIVEN THE CAPACITY TO FEEL PAIN?"

Veidt: "Oh suck it up @$$hole..."

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What the bloody --"
ProtoCola Machine: "This unit has ceased functioning. Requires passage. Would you like a free drink?"
Edwards: "How come he gets a free drink?!"
Kyle: "Would you SHUT UP?!"
ProtoCola Machine: "Decieving lifeforms detected...must continue previous actions and...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!!!"
Edwards and Kyle:
Kyle: "You couldn't just SHUT UP, could you?"
Charon: "DAYUM. Death by vending machine!"
Edwards:

"ERROR---LIFE FORMS DETECTED...NO LIFE FORMS DETECTED...LIFE FORMS DETECTED...NO LIFE FORMS DETECTED...LIFE FORMS DETECTED...NO LIFE FORMS DETECTED---ERROR!!!"
"Hmmm...seems limbo's good for SOMETHING."
"Doesn't make this thing trying to crush me any less annoying..."

"DIE BUSTER BBBEEEAAAMMM!!!"

The shore of the Styx gets a new cove.

Charon: (Floating face down in the Styx) "I blame you two for this."

[taalismn]

"DIE BUSTER BBBEEEAAAMMM!!!"

The shore of the Styx gets a new cove.

Charon: (Floating face down in the Styx) "I blame you two for this."

<<"Charon? Your boss, Hades, here....What's this about requesting a new dock on the mortal side of the Styx? Got another heavily armed fanatic come through? Honestly, it's a sad day when we have to screen the dead for weapons....Look, I'll see what I can do about getting some security over there on a permanent basis and rebuild your waiting area, but for the time being, we're going to have to make do with some temps...">>

Ice Guard Soldier: "At least it's a bit warmer here..."

[Arnie100]

Charon: (Glaring at Edwards and Kyle) "This is all YOUR fault!"
Edwards: "Dammit! Even down here we don't get a break."
Kyle: "Its just not FAIR!"
Veidt: "Hey, you two. That's MY line!!"

[taalismn]

Charon: (Glaring at Edwards and Kyle) "This is all YOUR fault!"
Edwards: "Dammit! Even down here we don't get a break."
Kyle: "Its just not FAIR!"
Veidt: "Hey, you two. That's MY line!!"

"Shut up and holding that piling still, so we can drive it in!"
"Since when are we putting a fishing pier in on the River Styx?"
"Because as long as we're going to have the landing rebuilt, I may as well have a fishing pier for my own enjoyment put in!"
"...I'm not sure I'd want to catch anything swimming in the Styx..."

[SRoss]

Edwards: "What happened?"

Kyle: "You were standing in the Styx, holding a piling and something swam up and bit you in half."

[taalismn]

Edwards: "What happened?"

Kyle: "You were standing in the Styx, holding a piling and something swam up and bit you in half."

Charon: "That might have been the Veritech Boat."
Kyle: "The Veritech Boat?!"
Charon:"Hey, not just people die. Sometimes ideas die too...they end up here too. Sometimes they mutate."

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "What happened?"

Kyle: "You were standing in the Styx, holding a piling and something swam up and bit you in half."

Charon: "That might have been the Veritech Boat."
Kyle: "The Veritech Boat?!"
Charon:"Hey, not just people die. Sometimes ideas die too...they end up here too. Sometimes they mutate."

Charon: "Or it could have been the Veritech Car. That thing has turned nasty since everyone practically hated it."
Edwards: "Veritech Car?? Yeah...right."
Kyle and Charon:
Kyle: "BEHIND YOU."

[SRoss]

Edwards: "What happened?"

Kyle: "You were standing in the Styx, holding a piling and something swam up and bit you in half."

Charon: "That might have been the Veritech Boat."
Kyle: "The Veritech Boat?!"
Charon:"Hey, not just people die. Sometimes ideas die too...they end up here too. Sometimes they mutate."

Charon: "Or it could have been the Veritech Car. That thing has turned nasty since everyone practically hated it."
Edwards: "Veritech Car?? Yeah...right."
Kyle and Charon:
Kyle: "BEHIND YOU."

"To think, they laughed at my Veritech Amphicar! WHO's LAUGHING NOW!?!"

[taalismn]

Dana's Brother: "...how come the stupid mecha gets to haunt and kill people and -I- don't? This isn't fair!"

[Arnie100]

Dana's Brother: "...how come the stupid mecha gets to haunt and kill people and -I- don't? This isn't fair!"

Veidt: "Why do you humans constantly steal MY lines! Its just not fair! Waitaminute...who the hell ARE you?!"

[taalismn]

"Somebody hear voices?"
"I'm calling an exorcist."

[SRoss]

An old Rabbi (played by Mel Brooks and a young priest (played by Mike Myers) show up.

[Arnie100]

"We're so doomed."

[taalismn]

Bowie: "So let me get this straight, if the Southern Cross arc was originally meant to be an Earth colony with a French flavor, would that make me the token Algerian?"
Louie: "Moroccan, I think. Let's not speculate about Komodo..."
Angelo: "Quiche, anybody?"
Seam: "Not with that wine, you're not."
Dana: "I swear, I see one mime around here I'll start shooting...."

[Arnie100]

(Karno suddenly appears, tied up in a mime costume...)

Dana: "Time for some target practice!"
Karno:

[taalismn]

(Karno suddenly appears, tied up in a mime costume...)

Dana: "Time for some target practice!"
Karno:

Zor Prime: "No, Dana, stop."
Dana: "You don't want me to kill him?"
Zor Prime: "No. I understand there is a special procedure on your planet to do this. You have to use a silencer."
(The 15th all look at Zor Prime and even Karno groans...)
Louie: "...I can rig up a white noise generator....(seeing the looks at him)...or we can just use a soda bottle and a lot of duct tape."
Sean: "Why go to all the trouble? Can't we just get one from stores?"
Angelo: "When's the last time you saw a silencer in our inventory? We're TANKERS, not commandos!"
Dana: "I wonder if Nova has one?"
Bowie: "Probably, but how'd you go about getting it? Call her up at work and ask "Hey, can I borrow your silencer for tonight? I'm shooting mimes?'"
Sean: "Might work. She might hate mimes too."
Louie: "That might explain why we never see any mimes around Monument City. The GMP disposes of them.. It's an urban beautification conspiracy run by the Global Military Police."
Bowie: "Never should have shown you Hot Fuzz..."
Dana: "Need I remind you all to get back on topic?"
Sean:"Which would be?"
Dana: "Whacking a mime."
(Karno goes pale under the pancake makeup)
Angelo: "I'll get the tarps out."
Louie; "Bullet patch kit for the walls."
Bowie: "Gunpowder and blood stain residue removal wipes, just in case anybody asks questions."
Dana: "For MIME REMOVAL? Be serious! There might even be a bounty for them!"
Louie: "If there is, the GMP's behind it."
Sean: "Might even be Leonard."
Angelo: "Would explain a lot. We can use the dumpster for the body; they pick up tomorrow morning and they don't ask questions."
Zor Prime: "You know this, HOW?"
Bowie: *koff*"....door to door zealot solicitors..."*koff*
Zor Prime: "Dana, your friends are curiously proficient in pre-meditated homicide."
Dana: "...as opposed to random planetary genocide? Yeah, we like to keep it personal and intimate. Like to see them right in the eyes."
Karno: " "

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Thank the Gods, we're not --"
Kyle: "SHUT. UP."

[SRoss]

Nova: "Well, since you asked Dana, we actually have silenced auto shotguns for mime removal."

Louie: "Told you."

[taalismn]

Nova: "Well, since you asked Dana, we actually have silenced auto shotguns for mime removal."

Louie: "Told you."

BSB Trooper: "Another tough night to be a street performer I see."

[Alpha 11]

"DIE BUSTER BBBEEEAAAMMM!!!"

The shore of the Styx gets a new cove.

Charon: (Floating face down in the Styx) "I blame you two for this."

<<"Charon? Your boss, Hades, here....What's this about requesting a new dock on the mortal side of the Styx? Got another heavily armed fanatic come through? Honestly, it's a sad day when we have to screen the dead for weapons....Look, I'll see what I can do about getting some security over there on a permanent basis and rebuild your waiting area, but for the time being, we're going to have to make do with some temps...">>

Ice Guard Soldier: "At least it's a bit warmer here..."

Charon: (Glaring at Edwards and Kyle) "This is all YOUR fault!"
Edwards: "Dammit! Even down here we don't get a break."
Kyle: "Its just not FAIR!"
Veidt: "Hey, you two. That's MY line!!"

Charon: (Glaring at Edwards and Kyle) "This is all YOUR fault!"
Edwards: "Dammit! Even down here we don't get a break."
Kyle: "Its just not FAIR!"
Veidt: "Hey, you two. That's MY line!!"

"Shut up and holding that piling still, so we can drive it in!"
"Since when are we putting a fishing pier in on the River Styx?"
"Because as long as we're going to have the landing rebuilt, I may as well have a fishing pier for my own enjoyment put in!"
"...I'm not sure I'd want to catch anything swimming in the Styx..."

Edwards: "What happened?"

Kyle: "You were standing in the Styx, holding a piling and something swam up and bit you in half."

Edwards: "What happened?"

Kyle: "You were standing in the Styx, holding a piling and something swam up and bit you in half."

Charon: "That might have been the Veritech Boat."
Kyle: "The Veritech Boat?!"
Charon:"Hey, not just people die. Sometimes ideas die too...they end up here too. Sometimes they mutate."

[Alpha 11]

Edwards: "What happened?"

Kyle: "You were standing in the Styx, holding a piling and something swam up and bit you in half."

Charon: "That might have been the Veritech Boat."
Kyle: "The Veritech Boat?!"
Charon:"Hey, not just people die. Sometimes ideas die too...they end up here too. Sometimes they mutate."

Charon: "Or it could have been the Veritech Car. That thing has turned nasty since everyone practically hated it."
Edwards: "Veritech Car?? Yeah...right."
Kyle and Charon:
Kyle: "BEHIND YOU."

I didn't mind it.

Edwards: "What happened?"

Kyle: "You were standing in the Styx, holding a piling and something swam up and bit you in half."

Charon: "That might have been the Veritech Boat."
Kyle: "The Veritech Boat?!"
Charon:"Hey, not just people die. Sometimes ideas die too...they end up here too. Sometimes they mutate."

Charon: "Or it could have been the Veritech Car. That thing has turned nasty since everyone practically hated it."
Edwards: "Veritech Car?? Yeah...right."
Kyle and Charon:
Kyle: "BEHIND YOU."

"To think, they laughed at my Veritech Amphicar! WHO's LAUGHING NOW!?!"

Interesting.

Dana's Brother: "...how come the stupid mecha gets to haunt and kill people and -I- don't? This isn't fair!"

Dana's Brother: "...how come the stupid mecha gets to haunt and kill people and -I- don't? This isn't fair!"

Veidt: "Why do you humans constantly steal MY lines! Its just not fair! Waitaminute...who the hell ARE you?!"

"Somebody hear voices?"
"I'm calling an exorcist."

An old Rabbi (played by Mel Brooks and a young priest (played by Mike Myers) show up.

"We're so doomed."

[Alpha 11]

Bowie: "So let me get this straight, if the Southern Cross arc was originally meant to be an Earth colony with a French flavor, would that make me the token Algerian?"
Louie: "Moroccan, I think. Let's not speculate about Komodo..."
Angelo: "Quiche, anybody?"
Seam: "Not with that wine, you're not."
Dana: "I swear, I see one mime around here I'll start shooting...."

(Karno suddenly appears, tied up in a mime costume...)

Dana: "Time for some target practice!"
Karno:

(Karno suddenly appears, tied up in a mime costume...)

Dana: "Time for some target practice!"
Karno:

Zor Prime: "No, Dana, stop."
Dana: "You don't want me to kill him?"
Zor Prime: "No. I understand there is a special procedure on your planet to do this. You have to use a silencer."
(The 15th all look at Zor Prime and even Karno groans...)
Louie: "...I can rig up a white noise generator....(seeing the looks at him)...or we can just use a soda bottle and a lot of duct tape."
Sean: "Why go to all the trouble? Can't we just get one from stores?"
Angelo: "When's the last time you saw a silencer in our inventory? We're TANKERS, not commandos!"
Dana: "I wonder if Nova has one?"
Bowie: "Probably, but how'd you go about getting it? Call her up at work and ask "Hey, can I borrow your silencer for tonight? I'm shooting mimes?'"
Sean: "Might work. She might hate mimes too."
Louie: "That might explain why we never see any mimes around Monument City. The GMP disposes of them.. It's an urban beautification conspiracy run by the Global Military Police."
Bowie: "Never should have shown you Hot Fuzz..."
Dana: "Need I remind you all to get back on topic?"
Sean:"Which would be?"
Dana: "Whacking a mime."
(Karno goes pale under the pancake makeup)
Angelo: "I'll get the tarps out."
Louie; "Bullet patch kit for the walls."
Bowie: "Gunpowder and blood stain residue removal wipes, just in case anybody asks questions."
Dana: "For MIME REMOVAL? Be serious! There might even be a bounty for them!"
Louie: "If there is, the GMP's behind it."
Sean: "Might even be Leonard."
Angelo: "Would explain a lot. We can use the dumpster for the body; they pick up tomorrow morning and they don't ask questions."
Zor Prime: "You know this, HOW?"
Bowie: *koff*"....door to door zealot solicitors..."*koff*
Zor Prime: "Dana, your friends are curiously proficient in pre-meditated homicide."
Dana: "...as opposed to random planetary genocide? Yeah, we like to keep it personal and intimate. Like to see them right in the eyes."
Karno: " "

Nice one.

Edwards: "Thank the Gods, we're not --"
Kyle: "SHUT. UP."

To late!

Nova: "Well, since you asked Dana, we actually have silenced auto shotguns for mime removal."

Louie: "Told you."

Nova: "Well, since you asked Dana, we actually have silenced auto shotguns for mime removal."

Louie: "Told you."

BSB Trooper: "Another tough night to be a street performer I see."

[Arnie100]

Musicaa: "Can I help you with Karno-Mime?"
Dana: "Sure! Have some fun!"
Karno-Mime:

[SRoss]

Zor: "You will need a silenced weapon."

Musica: "Bowie gave me some piano wire, it's very silent."

Karno-Mime: (Miming Run Screaming)

[taalismn]

I'm getting the impression of 'Robotech Meets Reservoir Dogs"
Sean: "Angelo, you're SUPPOSED to say 'leave the guns, take the cannoli'! You missed your cue!"
Angelo: "I refuse to give in to an ethnic stereotype. I also refuse to abandon perfectly good weapons. We're taking the baguette too."
Louie: "Funny how that mime came with an order of garlic sticks."
Bowie: "Hey, hunting mimes is calorie-consuming work."
Zor Prime: "Should have been Tirolian flatbread."
Dana: "Where are we going to find a Tirolian bakery in the middle of Monument City?"
Louie: "I bet we crashed one when we shot down that mothership outside town."
Angelo: "Right, and I'm sure whoever was running it was going to have a second-day sale to the troops surrounding it..."

[SRoss]

Chef Masters: "Elders. Everything is in place for use to dominate the Micronian's ethnic eateries."

[taalismn]

Chef Masters: "Elders. Everything is in place for use to dominate the Micronian's ethnic eateries."

Apparently they've never seen Dana at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Fortunately her hybrid metabolism and physical regimen burn it off, but still.....
And Dante's a carb-loader...His mother's fruitcake packs enough potential chemical energy to qualify as solid rocket fuel.
Louie tested it once. Nova gave them a lecture on messing with high explosives off the artillery range....

[Alpha 11]

Musicaa: "Can I help you with Karno-Mime?"
Dana: "Sure! Have some fun!"
Karno-Mime:

Zor: "You will need a silenced weapon."

Musica: "Bowie gave me some piano wire, it's very silent."

Karno-Mime: (Miming Run Screaming)

I'm getting the impression of 'Robotech Meets Reservoir Dogs"
Sean: "Angelo, you're SUPPOSED to say 'leave the guns, take the cannoli'! You missed your cue!"
Angelo: "I refuse to give in to an ethnic stereotype. I also refuse to abandon perfectly good weapons. We're taking the baguette too."
Louie: "Funny how that mime came with an order of garlic sticks."
Bowie: "Hey, hunting mimes is calorie-consuming work."
Zor Prime: "Should have been Tirolian flatbread."
Dana: "Where are we going to find a Tirolian bakery in the middle of Monument City?"
Louie: "I bet we crashed one when we shot down that mothership outside town."
Angelo: "Right, and I'm sure whoever was running it was going to have a second-day sale to the troops surrounding it..."

Chef Masters: "Elders. Everything is in place for use to dominate the Micronian's ethnic eateries."

Chef Masters: "Elders. Everything is in place for use to dominate the Micronian's ethnic eateries."

Apparently they've never seen Dana at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
Fortunately her hybrid metabolism and physical regimen burn it off, but still.....
And Dante's a carb-loader...His mother's fruitcake packs enough potential chemical energy to qualify as solid rocket fuel.
Louie tested it once. Nova gave them a lecture on messing with high explosives off the artillery range....

[taalismn]

Dante was also kinda hard on Louie; he thought he was taking some of the fruitcake to EAT, not attempt to launch satellites into orbit.
"I was unaware that the Duchy of Grand Fenwick even MADE candying rum."
"They didn't. Little island in the Caribbean settled by ancient Carthagenians.....Made a meanass rum. They kinda had a rivalry with the Duchy when it came to the makings of exotic drinks and rocket fuels..."

[Arnie100]

Dana: "What are you two on about?"
Dante: "Rum, Ma'am."
Louie: "I like fruitcake."
Dante: "I wanted to use the fruitcake in my slingshot and use Karno-Mime for target practice."
Louie: "Fruitcake's very useful."