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taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Karno suddenly appears, tied up in a mime costume...)

Dana: "Time for some target practice!"
Karno:

Zor Prime: "No, Dana, stop."
Dana: "You don't want me to kill him?"
Zor Prime: "No. I understand there is a special procedure on your planet to do this. You have to use a silencer."
(The 15th all look at Zor Prime and even Karno groans...)
Louie: "...I can rig up a white noise generator....(seeing the looks at him)...or we can just use a soda bottle and a lot of duct tape."
Sean: "Why go to all the trouble? Can't we just get one from stores?"
Angelo: "When's the last time you saw a silencer in our inventory? We're TANKERS, not commandos!"
Dana: "I wonder if Nova has one?"
Bowie: "Probably, but how'd you go about getting it? Call her up at work and ask "Hey, can I borrow your silencer for tonight? I'm shooting mimes?'"
Sean: "Might work. She might hate mimes too."
Louie: "That might explain why we never see any mimes around Monument City. The GMP disposes of them.. It's an urban beautification conspiracy run by the Global Military Police."
Bowie: "Never should have shown you Hot Fuzz..."
Dana: "Need I remind you all to get back on topic?"
Sean:"Which would be?"
Dana: "Whacking a mime."
(Karno goes pale under the pancake makeup)
Angelo: "I'll get the tarps out."
Louie; "Bullet patch kit for the walls."
Bowie: "Gunpowder and blood stain residue removal wipes, just in case anybody asks questions."
Dana: "For MIME REMOVAL? Be serious! There might even be a bounty for them!"
Louie: "If there is, the GMP's behind it."
Sean: "Might even be Leonard."
Angelo: "Would explain a lot. We can use the dumpster for the body; they pick up tomorrow morning and they don't ask questions."
Zor Prime: "You know this, HOW?"
Bowie: *koff*"....door to door zealot solicitors..."*koff*
Zor Prime: "Dana, your friends are curiously proficient in pre-meditated homicide."
Dana: "...as opposed to random planetary genocide? Yeah, we like to keep it personal and intimate. Like to see them right in the eyes."
Karno: " "

SRoss wrote:The 15th going Mime hunting.

taalismn wrote:Dante was also kinda hard on Louie; he thought he was taking some of the fruitcake to EAT, not attempt to launch satellites into orbit.
"I was unaware that the Duchy of Grand Fenwick even MADE candying rum."
"They didn't. Little island in the Caribbean settled by ancient Carthagenians.....Made a meanass rum. They kinda had a rivalry with the Duchy when it came to the makings of exotic drinks and rocket fuels..."

Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "What are you two on about?"
Dante: "Rum, Ma'am."
Louie: "I like fruitcake."
Dante: "I wanted to use the fruitcake in my slingshot and use Karno-Mime for target practice."
Louie: "Fruitcake's very useful."

thorr-kan wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Karno suddenly appears, tied up in a mime costume...)

Dana: "Time for some target practice!"
Karno:

Zor Prime: "No, Dana, stop."
Dana: "You don't want me to kill him?"
Zor Prime: "No. I understand there is a special procedure on your planet to do this. You have to use a silencer."
(The 15th all look at Zor Prime and even Karno groans...)
Louie: "...I can rig up a white noise generator....(seeing the looks at him)...or we can just use a soda bottle and a lot of duct tape."
Sean: "Why go to all the trouble? Can't we just get one from stores?"
Angelo: "When's the last time you saw a silencer in our inventory? We're TANKERS, not commandos!"
Dana: "I wonder if Nova has one?"
Bowie: "Probably, but how'd you go about getting it? Call her up at work and ask "Hey, can I borrow your silencer for tonight? I'm shooting mimes?'"
Sean: "Might work. She might hate mimes too."
Louie: "That might explain why we never see any mimes around Monument City. The GMP disposes of them.. It's an urban beautification conspiracy run by the Global Military Police."
Bowie: "Never should have shown you Hot Fuzz..."
Dana: "Need I remind you all to get back on topic?"
Sean:"Which would be?"
Dana: "Whacking a mime."
(Karno goes pale under the pancake makeup)
Angelo: "I'll get the tarps out."
Louie; "Bullet patch kit for the walls."
Bowie: "Gunpowder and blood stain residue removal wipes, just in case anybody asks questions."
Dana: "For MIME REMOVAL? Be serious! There might even be a bounty for them!"
Louie: "If there is, the GMP's behind it."
Sean: "Might even be Leonard."
Angelo: "Would explain a lot. We can use the dumpster for the body; they pick up tomorrow morning and they don't ask questions."
Zor Prime: "You know this, HOW?"
Bowie: *koff*"....door to door zealot solicitors..."*koff*
Zor Prime: "Dana, your friends are curiously proficient in pre-meditated homicide."
Dana: "...as opposed to random planetary genocide? Yeah, we like to keep it personal and intimate. Like to see them right in the eyes."
Karno: " "

Bolded for EM-pha-SIS!

The 15th ATAC: Keepin' it REAL!

taalismn wrote:Like I said, Robotech Meets Reservoir Dogs.

"Well, Louie's obviously our bomb maker, Sean likes garrotes and daggers, Angelo's a blunt force trauma guy, and Bowie's into dropping pianos on people. Me, silenced pistol right between the eyes."
"Musica?"
"Vehicular homicide."

Arnie100 wrote:"Bowie's been showing Musica those Death Race movies again, hasn't he?"
"Yup."

SRoss wrote:The 15th going Mime hunting.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:The 15th going Mime hunting.

"Oh, God...Louie, Dante and Sean?! Get back into uniform!!!"

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Please, I'm begging, I'll do anything, just SAVE ME!!!"

Regess: "Anything?"

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Please, I'm begging, I'll do anything, just SAVE ME!!!"

Regess: "Anything?"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Please, I'm begging, I'll do anything, just SAVE ME!!!"

Regess: "Anything?"

Karno: "Don't make me wear a pink tutu in addition to the mime costume! I'm embarrassed enough, already!"

taalismn wrote:Karno: "...and the gimp suit with the target on it sort of defeats the reason for my asking for him..."

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Umm, why are you covering me in honey!?!"

taalismn wrote:"Thank you, but I don't smoke."
"It's not a cigarette. Or a cigar."

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Why am I getting picked on?!"

(In an office in MCHS #69...)

Edwards: "I don't believe it...they forgot about us!"
Kyke: "SHUT. UP. THEY'LL hear you!: (Hiding under his desk)

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Why am I getting picked on?!"

(In an office in MCHS #69...)

Edwards: "I don't believe it...they forgot about us!"
Kyke: "SHUT. UP. THEY'LL hear you!: (Hiding under his desk)

Roomba: "Targets identified... Assessing options..."

SRoss wrote:GMP Patrolwoman: (Stopping a group of sheeted Bioroids) "Aren't you a little big for Trick or Treating?"

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Why am I getting picked on?!"

(In an office in MCHS #69...)

Edwards: "I don't believe it...they forgot about us!"
Kyke: "SHUT. UP. THEY'LL hear you!: (Hiding under his desk)

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Why am I getting picked on?!"

(In an office in MCHS #69...)

Edwards: "I don't believe it...they forgot about us!"
Kyke: "SHUT. UP. THEY'LL hear you!: (Hiding under his desk)

Roomba: "Targets identified... Assessing options..."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Why am I getting picked on?!"

(In an office in MCHS #69...)

Edwards: "I don't believe it...they forgot about us!"
Kyke: "SHUT. UP. THEY'LL hear you!: (Hiding under his desk)

Roomba: "Targets identified... Assessing options..."

Edwards: "DAMMIT!!!!"
Kyle: "YOU AND YOUR BIG MOUTH!" :

taalismn wrote:Clone Master 1: "I'm not sure this is going to work..."
Clone Master 2: " It's a brilliant plan! They infiltrate the micronian communities and request their protoculture! They wont see us coming and by their own cultural laws, they're obliged to comply with our demands! We use their feral culture against them!"
Clone Master 3: " It's just that this plan lacks...dignity...
(POV pulls back to show the Clone Master triumvirate surveying a hangar full of bioroids covered in white sheets with big jack-o-lantern baskets held in their arms)

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "At least you didn't get stuck with a mime costume!!" :

taalismn wrote:Sheeted Bioroid Pilot: "...all I got was a rock...."

SRoss wrote:Sheeted Bioroid: "Trick or Treat!"

Regess: "I think... Trick."

Arnie100 wrote:(With a wave of her hand, Sheeted Bioroid is turned into a stuffed animal...)

Regess: "ANNIE!!!"
Sheeted Bioroid Stuffed Animal: "OH, S**T!! NOT HER!!!"
Annie: "Oh, GOODIE!"
Sheeted Bioroid Stuffed Animal: "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!"

taalismn wrote:Sheeted Bioroid: "Trick or treat!"
FWASORCHHHHHHHHH
Leonard:(Backing the plasma cannon back through the armored window shutter) "Damned hooligans! GET OFF MY PORCH!!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Sheeted Bioroid #1: "Whose house is THIS?"
Sheeted Bioroid #2: "Well...the sign says...Property Of...Oh, no...it belongs to HER!!"
Sheeted Bioroid #1: "Belongs to who?!"
Sheeted Bioroid #2: "MINMEI!!"

(Sheeted bioroids flee in terror...)

Kid #1: "Told you that was a REAL haunted house."
Kid #2: "I ain't going up to that door...let's go."

(Peering through her window...)

Minmei: "Where IS everybody?"

SRoss wrote:GMP Patrolwoman: (Stopping a group of sheeted Bioroids) "Aren't you a little big for Trick or Treating?"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:GMP Patrolwoman: (Stopping a group of sheeted Bioroids) "Aren't you a little big for Trick or Treating?"

Sheeted Bioroid #1: "Actually...we're running in terror from THAT house!" (Pointing at Minmei's house)
GMP Patrolwoman: "Oh. Carry on then."
Sheetrd Bioroids: "AAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
GMP Patrolwoman: "DEFINETELY not writing this incident down. No one would believe me."

taalismn wrote:"Trick or Treat! Give us all your protoculture!"
*CLICK*
*CLICK*
*CLICK*
*CLICK*
*CLICK*
*WHHHHHHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
"...okay...so maybe approaching the micronian military forces in their own barracks was not our BRIGHTEST idea..."
"Angelo, I can't see their eyes through those sheets. Can you?"
"No, LT, no can do? Anybody got a clear look at their eyeballs?"
"No."
"Nope."
"Nada."
"Louie?"
"Actually I can....my goggles have multispectral vision...including x-rays..."
"...$#!+..you don't think he can see us through our disguises?..."
"...not a chance. Our cockpits are shielded."
"And scanning neutrino and tachyon detection. Add a little computer data reconstitution programs annnnddddd....yep, I have a nice 3d image of what's under those sheets."
"....then again..."
"Can you see their eyeballs?"
"I can count their molars too!"
"Okay, that counts, LIGHT'EM UP!"

Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "I shouldn't have dressed up as a sheeted Bioroid..."

taalismn wrote:"Trick or Treat! Give us all your protoculture!"
The Invid Shocktrooper just stares at the sheeted Bioroids. Then its shoulder cannon start glowing...
As if on cue, there's the sound of soil being pushed aside as a number of similar shapes, MANY similar shapes, appear around the Bioroid party.
"...okay....you're not supposed to be here already...."
"Think that was what that big bald lady meant by 'trick'?"

taalismn wrote:"This is why we have triumvirates. Fourth guy's usually the moron..."

taalismn wrote:"Yeah, but we three were following them RIGHT."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Yeah, but we three were following them RIGHT."

Sheeted Bioroid #4: "Whatever happened to team unity?"
Sheeted Bioroid #1: You showed up."
Sheeted Bioroid #2: "Ruined a good Triumverate."
Sheeted Bioroid #3: "We had the best of everything until YOU came along."
Sheeted Bioroid #4: "IT WAS'T MY FAULT!"

taalismn wrote:"So, how did our brilliant plan come off? How much protoculture did we acquire?"
"We got a rock."
"That's all?!"
"That's all."
"It wouldn't happen to be Sekiton?"
"No."
"Monopole ore?"
"No, just an ordinary sedimentary rock."
"What else did we acquire?"
"A list of complaints and nearly 90% casualties."
"You gest."
"I don't. Either the micronians HATE their progeny, or they saw through our subterfuge."
"That's not possible. Our plan was BRILLIANT."


Charon: "Honestly....sheets? That's pathetic..."
Bioroid Pilot: "That's what we thought, but ours is not to question, but to obey."

Arnie100 wrote:Sheeted Bioroid #1: So what did you get?"
Sheeted Bioroid #2: "Some rocks..."
Sheeted Bioroid #3: "Several copies of Minmei's Greatest Hits..."
Sheeted Bioroid #4: "I got this thing that has a clock on it and its making a ticking sound..."
Sheeted Bioroid #1: "I think you should throw that away!"
Sheeted Bioroid #4: "Why? I kinda like it!"

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What the --?!" (Staring at the group of sheeted Bioroids)

Sheeted Bioroid #1: "I blame him." :
Sheeted Bioroid #4:

taalismn wrote:"This is why we have triumvirates. Fourth guy's usually the moron..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"This is why we have triumvirates. Fourth guy's usually the moron..."

Sheeted Bioroid #4: "I was following orders!!"

taalismn wrote:"Yeah, but we three were following them RIGHT."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Yeah, but we three were following them RIGHT."

Sheeted Bioroid #4: "Whatever happened to team unity?"
Sheeted Bioroid #1: You showed up."
Sheeted Bioroid #2: "Ruined a good Triumverate."
Sheeted Bioroid #3: "We had the best of everything until YOU came along."
Sheeted Bioroid #4: "IT WAS'T MY FAULT!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Yeah, but we three were following them RIGHT."

Sheeted Bioroid #4: "Whatever happened to team unity?"
Sheeted Bioroid #1: You showed up."
Sheeted Bioroid #2: "Ruined a good Triumverate."
Sheeted Bioroid #3: "We had the best of everything until YOU came along."
Sheeted Bioroid #4: "IT WAS'T MY FAULT!"

Zombie Red Bioroid: "Brrrraaaaiiinnnssss"

Sheeted Bioroids: "WHO LET HIM DOWN HERE!!!"

taalismn wrote:"IT'S THE HEADLESS BIOROID!!! LOOKING FOR HIS HEAD!!!!"

The (ex) sheeted Bioroid Pilots all panic and run into the Styx.
Charon: "...idiots..."

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Master #1: "What happened to our raiding party of Sheeted Bioroids? Did they recover the Protoculture?"
Robotech Master #2: "Unknown. They have failed to report back."
Robotech Master #3: "All that we recovered was this device with a clock on it..."
Robotech Master #1: "Send it back! Send it -- !!"

BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!

taalismn wrote:"Told you we should have just waited until AFTER this 'Halloween' then gone down and hit all the cheap candy stores...."

Arnie100 wrote:"The humans have this thing called 'Thanksgiving' next. What do you think that means?"
"I hope it was nothing like this 'Halloween'."
"The dressing up was inter -- "
"GOBBLE GOBBLE" (As a giant turkey stands behind them, looking at them hungrily...)
"OH. SH -- !"

taalismn wrote:"So, whole berry Protoculture sauce or pure jelly Protoculture sauce?"
"...does the Flower of Life even HAVE berries?"

SRoss wrote:An Invid Transport passes over the city. Mysterious dark objects drop out of it and fall toward the city centre below.

Corg: "HAPPY THANKSGIVING MICRONIAN SCUM!!!"

Regess: "CORG!!!"

Corg: "I swear Mother! I thought giant turkeys could fly!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:An Invid Transport passes over the city. Mysterious dark objects drop out of it and fall toward the city centre below.

Corg: "HAPPY THANKSGIVING MICRONIAN SCUM!!!"

Regess: "CORG!!!"

Corg: "I swear Mother! I thought giant turkeys could fly!"

Random CDU Officer: "I swear I'm never having turkey EVER AGAIN!"
Random Civilian: "OH. MY. GOD....I've just gone VEGAN."