Karno: "Well...DAYUM..." Corg-Baster: "SHUT. UP. At least I'm still not wearing a mime costume." Karno: (Looking at himself) "What the -- aawww, man..."
"Ah...Flower of Life sauce....jellied goodness." "I kinda wish you didn't pack it in the same cans as Protoculture...we've had some bad incidents trying to power up mecha with the raw stuff...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:Sera: "So brother ... How are you enjoying your new life as a ... what did mother turn you into?"
Arial: "A turkey baster sister..."
Invid Princesses: "We can't believe we're related to him..."
Arnie100 wrote:Karno: "Well...DAYUM..." Corg-Baster: "SHUT. UP. At least I'm still not wearing a mime costume." Karno: (Looking at himself) "What the -- aawww, man..."
taalismn wrote:"Ah...Flower of Life sauce....jellied goodness." "I kinda wish you didn't pack it in the same cans as Protoculture...we've had some bad incidents trying to power up mecha with the raw stuff...."
That might have some explosive conseqences.
Arnie100 wrote:"At least it wasn't mixed with Frank's Red Hot...DON'T. SAY. IT."
Ice Guard Trooper: "Well, that's one eldritch alien monstrosity that's not going to bother anybody anymore..." Ice Guard Trooper 2: (looking at where the alien spaceship frozen in the ice is now happily burning away, an amorphous alien blob of protoplasm screaming in unholy agony as it incinerates in the blaze)"And all it took was our supply of Frank's Red Hot-"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:"At least it wasn't mixed with Frank's Red Hot...DON'T. SAY. IT."
Cut to Chief Toombs powering up his cyclone and suddenly rocketing through several decks...
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"At least it wasn't mixed with Frank's Red Hot...DON'T. SAY. IT."
Cut to Chief Toombs powering up his cyclone and suddenly rocketing through several decks...
Chief Toombs: "Note to self...DEFINTELY NO FRANK'S RED HOT."
taalismn wrote:Ice Guard Trooper: "Well, that's one eldritch alien monstrosity that's not going to bother anybody anymore..." Ice Guard Trooper 2: (looking at where the alien spaceship frozen in the ice is now happily burning away, an amorphous alien blob of protoplasm screaming in unholy agony as it incinerates in the blaze)"And all it took was our supply of Frank's Red Hot-"
Scott Bernard; "I really thought I was safe sticking to the canned stuff. How was I supposed to know the Invid have started an ethnic cuisine food store chain on Earth? And they learned how to print slick food labels? Though the -why- escapes me....do they want assimilation into human society that badly?"
Regis: "Grandchildren."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard; "I really thought I was safe sticking to the canned stuff. How was I supposed to know the Invid have started an ethnic cuisine food store chain on Earth? And they learned how to print slick food labels? Though the -why- escapes me....do they want assimilation into human society that badly?"
Regis: "Grandchildren."
Rand: "Knowing the Regis* this is probably another one of her experiments."
Regis: "Grandchildren!"
* Is is Regis or Regess? Seriously this is driving me insane.
Annie: "Let's see...what WOULD happen if we added Frank's Red Hot to protoculture?" Corg: "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout..." Scott: "ANNIE!!" Annie: "What?"
On the Bridge of the SDF-1, Commander Grant is having trouble with the copy machine.
Claudia: *GASP* Captain! We're almost out of paper! Gloval: *Stands up, motions forward dramatically* Can we still fire the main gun!? Lisa: Sir...she said paper, not power. Gloval: *sitting down, steeples his hands* My question still stands...
Mark Hall wrote:Y'all seem to assume that Palladium books are written with the same exacting precision with which they are analyzed. I think that is... ambitious.
Gloval: "Vell...it vas ze only vay to get your attention at ze time...and it vorked, da?" Adm. Hayes: "RUSSIANS." Gloval: "At least ve didn't use ze Frank's Red Hot to help power ze Main Gun. Dat vas Chief Toombs' idea." Adm. Hayes: "Thank God for small favors."
Corg: "You are one of the humans' avatars of death, are you not?" Charon: "I have that distinction. One that I share with other cultural avatars." Corg: "I wish to claim asylum in oblivion." Charon: "I cannot." Corg: "Why not?" Charon: "Your previous victims made a successful petition to have you denied oblivion and sent back." Corg: "What?! OH NO-"
Annie: "You're back. GOODY!!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard; "I really thought I was safe sticking to the canned stuff. How was I supposed to know the Invid have started an ethnic cuisine food store chain on Earth? And they learned how to print slick food labels? Though the -why- escapes me....do they want assimilation into human society that badly?"
Regis: "Grandchildren."
Chronicler wrote:
taalismn wrote:Scott Bernard; "I really thought I was safe sticking to the canned stuff. How was I supposed to know the Invid have started an ethnic cuisine food store chain on Earth? And they learned how to print slick food labels? Though the -why- escapes me....do they want assimilation into human society that badly?"
Regis: "Grandchildren."
Rand: "Knowing the Regis* this is probably another one of her experiments."
Regis: "Grandchildren!"
* Is is Regis or Regess? Seriously this is driving me insane.
Ya, why did they change it?
SRoss wrote:Otaku Invid Princess: (With a come hither look and a predatory gleam in her eye) "Oh Lunky poo."
Lunk: "Eeep! Rand! Help!"
Looks over in time to see Rand being dragged into the bushes by Rook.
Otaku Invid Princess: "I gave her a can earlier so we wouldn't be disturbed."
Lunk: "Scott! Lancer!"
Otaku Invid Princess: "Arial took Scott to the South of France, and Sera took Lancer to Fiji."
Lunk: "Annie!?!"
Cut to Annie driving a Cyclone with Corg trussed up over the back.
Otaku Invid Princess: "Oddly, she already knew about the Frank's Red Hot."
Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "Let's see...what WOULD happen if we added Frank's Red Hot to protoculture?" Corg: "I'm a little tea pot, short and stout..." Scott: "ANNIE!!" Annie: "What?"
Alrik Vas wrote:On the Bridge of the SDF-1, Commander Grant is having trouble with the copy machine.
Claudia: *GASP* Captain! We're almost out of paper! Gloval: *Stands up, motions forward dramatically* Can we still fire the main gun!? Lisa: Sir...she said paper, not power. Gloval: *sitting down, steeples his hands* My question still stands...
SRoss wrote:Admiral Hayes: "Captain Gloval care to explain why you used the Reflex Cannon to write that your out of toner across what was Saudi Arabia?"
Arnie100 wrote:Gloval: "Vell...it vas ze only vay to get your attention at ze time...and it vorked, da?" Adm. Hayes: "RUSSIANS." Gloval: "At least ve didn't use ze Frank's Red Hot to help power ze Main Gun. Dat vas Chief Toombs' idea." Adm. Hayes: "Thank God for small favors."
taalismn wrote:Corg: "You are one of the humans' avatars of death, are you not?" Charon: "I have that distinction. One that I share with other cultural avatars." Corg: "I wish to claim asylum in oblivion." Charon: "I cannot." Corg: "Why not?" Charon: "Your previous victims made a successful petition to have you denied oblivion and sent back." Corg: "What?! OH NO-"
Annie: "You're back. GOODY!!!!!"
SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Viagra enhanced with the Flower Of Life, Now with Frank's Red Hot. What could be the harm?"
Arnie100 wrote:"What the hell are you doing in the infirmary?! Ohhh...DAYUM." "Well, I tried that Frank's Red Hot-enhanced Viagra and then my; uhm, EXPLODED."
SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Viagra enhanced with the Flower Of Life, Now with Frank's Red Hot. What could be the harm?"
Edwards: "Given your success with women? I'd say you're going to be making love to the municipal electrical transformers again...I'm going out and buying an emergency back-up generator."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Edwards: "Oh, I forgot; you ARE an emergency generator. Or rather you generate emergencies."
Charon: "So what wiseass remark did you utter to get yourself literally thrown under the bus again?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Kyle: "Oi!!! I like women, you know!!" Edwards: "I've never seen you with one." Kyle: "That's because I'm always with YOU...wait...that didn't come out right...that didn't sound right, either."
Arnie100 wrote:Veidt: "I AM NOT THAT WAY!!" : (Staring at Kyle)
Charon: (Looking at Veidt, who sheepishly looks away) "I'm not even going to ask how you got a hole down there..." (Looking at the still smoldering Kyle) "And I'm definitely NOT asking about the electrical burns! "
"Well, see, when Kyle was...ejected....rather forcefully by the explosion it also sent part of a chain link fence at high velocity across the street where..." "It hit Veidt?" "..Hit a Petit Cola machine, which assumed that Veidt here was responsible for attacking it, and it retaliated accordingly." "Damn overreactive dull-witted piece of kludged-together clockwork shi-"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Petite Cola Machine: <<This unit feels it is wise to avoid those two because of their...perversions...>> Veidt and Kyle: "WE ARE NOT THAT WAY!!" Petite Cola Machine: <<This unit feels...VIOLATED.>>
(Kyle and Veidt share a look...no, not that look...A much put-upon look that speaks of a common suffering at the hands of idiots and why don't we do something about it because nobody else is going to help us, and we may as well work together, because we've made worse deals with other folks before) Veidt: "I'll show you DELETED!" Kyle: (Just pulls out the battery-powered power saw he somehow has and gives it a quick spin-up) (Together they advance on the Petit Cola Machine)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Viagra enhanced with the Flower Of Life, Now with Frank's Red Hot. What could be the harm?"
Edwards: "Given your success with women? I'd say you're going to be making love to the municipal electrical transformers again...I'm going out and buying an emergency back-up generator."
Arnie100 wrote:Veidt: "I AM NOT THAT WAY!!" : (Staring at Kyle)
That is just wrong.
taalismn wrote:Edwards: "Oh, I forgot; you ARE an emergency generator. Or rather you generate emergencies."
Charon: "So what wiseass remark did you utter to get yourself literally thrown under the bus again?"
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Oi!!! I like women, you know!!" Edwards: "I've never seen you with one." Kyle: "That's because I'm always with YOU...wait...that didn't come out right...that didn't sound right, either."
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Veidt: "I AM NOT THAT WAY!!" : (Staring at Kyle)
Charon: (Looking at Veidt, who sheepishly looks away) "I'm not even going to ask how you got a hole down there..." (Looking at the still smoldering Kyle) "And I'm definitely NOT asking about the electrical burns! "
taalismn wrote:"Well, see, when Kyle was...ejected....rather forcefully by the explosion it also sent part of a chain link fence at high velocity across the street where..." "It hit Veidt?" "..Hit a Petit Cola machine, which assumed that Veidt here was responsible for attacking it, and it retaliated accordingly." "Damn overreactive dull-witted piece of kludged-together clockwork shi-"
Arnie100 wrote:Petite Cola Machine: <<This unit feels it is wise to avoid those two because of their...perversions...>> Veidt and Kyle: "WE ARE NOT THAT WAY!!" Petite Cola Machine: <<This unit feels...VIOLATED.>>
SRoss wrote:Edwards & The Awareness: "You two got arrested for doing WHAT to a vending machine!?!"
taalismn wrote:(Kyle and Veidt share a look...no, not that look...A much put-upon look that speaks of a common suffering at the hands of idiots and why don't we do something about it because nobody else is going to help us, and we may as well work together, because we've made worse deals with other folks before) Veidt: "I'll show you DELETED!" Kyle: (Just pulls out the battery-powered power saw he somehow has and gives it a quick spin-up) (Together they advance on the Petit Cola Machine)
Kyle: "I have a new drinking buddy, Edwards, One that doesn't have the baggage of...well, having KILLED me." Veidt: "I don't drink, meatbag, and my species is out to exterminate you protoculture addicts." Kyle: "I repeat again, he doesn't have the baggage of having killed me."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "I have a new drinking buddy, Edwards, One that doesn't have the baggage of...well, having KILLED me." Veidt: "I don't drink, meatbag, and my species is out to exterminate you protoculture addicts." Kyle: "I repeat again, he doesn't have the baggage of having killed me."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Charon: "Let me get this strait, you tried to push Kyle under the bus, but he bent over at the last minute to tie his shoe, and you ended up under the bus instead?"
Charon: "You tried to electrocute him in the bathtub and....I didn't think an electric toothbrush had THAT much torque to-." Veidt: (trying to levitate his scattered pieces back together)" Practice."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards, I don't think Veidt likes me." Edwards: "I don't like you. How hard is that to figure out?"
"We don't like you either." "I DIDN'T ASK YOU!!!! WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "I have a new drinking buddy, Edwards, One that doesn't have the baggage of...well, having KILLED me." Veidt: "I don't drink, meatbag, and my species is out to exterminate you protoculture addicts." Kyle: "I repeat again, he doesn't have the baggage of having killed me."
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Kyle: "I have a new drinking buddy, Edwards, One that doesn't have the baggage of...well, having KILLED me." Veidt: "I don't drink, meatbag, and my species is out to exterminate you protoculture addicts." Kyle: "I repeat again, he doesn't have the baggage of having killed me."
Edwards: "Just hasn't done it, yet."
taalismn wrote:Veidt: "And I'll do a better job of it than you."
SRoss wrote:Charon: "Let me get this strait, you tried to push Kyle under the bus, but he bent over at the last minute to tie his shoe, and you ended up under the bus instead?"
Veidt: "It was just a practice attempt..."
Charon: "Sure it was."
taalismn wrote:Charon: "You tried to electrocute him in the bathtub and....I didn't think an electric toothbrush had THAT much torque to-." Veidt: (trying to levitate his scattered pieces back together)" Practice."
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards, I don't think Veidt likes me." Edwards: "I don't like you. How hard is that to figure out?"
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Edwards, I don't think Veidt likes me." Edwards: "I don't like you. How hard is that to figure out?"
"We don't like you either." "I DIDN'T ASK YOU!!!! WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!!!"
What's WORSE is that this looks like Lynn Kyle TROLLING Veidt quite successfully....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"I swear I'm never having turkey EVER AGAIN!"
That is just wrong.
