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taalismn wrote:What's WORSE is that this looks like Lynn Kyle TROLLING Veidt quite successfully....

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Veidt, I thought we were --"
Veidt: <<I'M NOT THAT WAY!!>>
Edwards: "That isn't what that video shows..."

taalismn wrote:What's WORSE is that this looks like Lynn Kyle TROLLING Veidt quite successfully....

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:What's WORSE is that this looks like Lynn Kyle TROLLING Veidt quite successfully....

Kyle: "What do you mean I'm trolling him?"
Edwards : (Facepalm)

taalismn wrote:Equaled only in shock value by Crossover Minmei trolling Edwards...
Though she might just be doing that if she started Looping...

Arnie100 wrote:Veidt: : <<THAT'S IT!!! I AM DONE WITH YOU!!!>> (Angrily leaves Kyle and Edwards)
Kyle: "OH. MY. GOD. He left me..."
Edwards: "I can't believe I'm stuck with this guy..."

SRoss wrote:

Macross Star

Veidt walks out threatening divorce after learning of Lynn Kyle, T.R. Edwards Secret Trysts

Kyle, Edwards & Veidt: "WHAT!?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle & Edwards: "WE'RE NOT THAT WAY!!!"
Leonard: "I always wondered why you two always hung out together..."

taalismn wrote:Crossover Minmei: "Don't live in denial, Kyle, embrace the yaoi....."

SRoss wrote:Heruhi: "Hi, I'm filming a yaoi version of Street Fighter. Would you be willing to play Ken?"

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "I'M NOT THAT WAY! WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M THAT WAY?!"
Edwards: "Well, you are kind of effiminate..."

SRoss wrote:Explain the purple suit.

SRoss wrote:Outside the window, a pigeon adjusts it's camera eye. While in a distant control room...

"Damn! I think she's on to us."

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "Who's telling these lies about me?!"

(In Minmei's home...)

Minmei: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! REVENGE IS MINE!!!!!"

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile at the Macross Star offices...

Reporter: "So, how'd she bribe you?"

Editor: "Nude photos of Lisa Hayse..."

Reporter: "Where'd she get those?"

Reporter & Editor: (Thinking about the implications)

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Amazing how easy it is to use drones these days."

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: "What's wrong, hon?"
Lisa: "All of a sudden I feel violated."
Rick: "I don't wanna know, do I?
Lisa: "No."

taalismn wrote:"Just to be on the safe side, can you order us a CIWS system or two? Something automated, for the roof and gardens..."
"Last time we had something like that, it was obliterating every sparrow, hawk, and pigeon in the area. Local birdwatchers were complaining."
"Have Lang's apprentices go over and program them this time....get those 'smart' systems to distinguish between drones and birds...okay, maybe leave the pigeons on the 'destroy' list...I know a few neighbors who won't complain about THAT."

SRoss wrote:Outside the window, a pigeon adjusts it's camera eye. While in a distant control room...

"Damn! I think she's on to us."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Outside the window, a pigeon adjusts it's camera eye. While in a distant control room...

"Damn! I think she's on to us."

(In the editor's office of Macross Star...)

Reporter: "Minmei ripped us off!! She said these drones were foolproof!"
Editor: "We're so SCREWED...the Hunters will kill us!!!!"

(Minmei's House...)

Minmei: "I'm in da money..."

SRoss wrote:Pan out...

Minmei is an image on a targeting screen...

Bridge, SDF-3...

Lisa: (Looking at the fire button for the Reflex Cannon) "Would anyone miss her? Really?"

taalismn wrote:Rick: "Hon, the Reflex Cannon's an area of effect WMD! She's in the middle of a neighborhood! Think of the collateral damage!"
"...weren't we prepared to sterilize Earth's northern hemisphere?"
"That was different. The Regis was occupying Earth and building an army, not publishing candid pictures of you."

Arnie100 wrote:
Minmei: "All of a sudden I got a bad feeling..."

Arnie100 wrote:(Inside the Editor-in chief's office of Macross Star...)

"Okay...boys and girls...we've been bought out..."
"By who?!"
"The Hunters..."
"We're so SCREWED."

(Inside Minmei's house...)

Minmei: "All of a sudden I got a bad feeling..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:
Minmei: "All of a sudden I got a bad feeling..."

"It's going to be ninjas again, isn't it?"
The potted plant next to her shakes its fronds as if in a positive shrug.
"Oh POO."

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Damnit...I should have taken the 'minion draft' more seriously when I first heard of it...Everybody else got to the good stuff before I got in the game..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Damnit...I should have taken the 'minion draft' more seriously when I first heard of it...Everybody else got to the good stuff before I got in the game..."

Minion #1: "She doesn't think we're any good."
All Minions: (Yes, THOSE Minions http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/b ... 5-wide.jpg):
Minmei: (Facepalm) "Oh, God..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Damnit...I should have taken the 'minion draft' more seriously when I first heard of it...Everybody else got to the good stuff before I got in the game..."

Minion #1: "She doesn't think we're any good."
All Minions: (Yes, THOSE Minions http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/b ... 5-wide.jpg):
Minmei: (Facepalm) "Oh, God..."

Minion #2: "Banana?"

Arnie100 wrote:Rick: "Lisa...what're you doing?"
Lisa: "PLANNING."
Rick:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Damnit...I should have taken the 'minion draft' more seriously when I first heard of it...Everybody else got to the good stuff before I got in the game..."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Damnit...I should have taken the 'minion draft' more seriously when I first heard of it...Everybody else got to the good stuff before I got in the game..."

Minion #1: "She doesn't think we're any good."
All Minions: (Yes, THOSE Minions http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/b ... 5-wide.jpg):
Minmei: (Facepalm) "Oh, God..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Damnit...I should have taken the 'minion draft' more seriously when I first heard of it...Everybody else got to the good stuff before I got in the game..."

Minion #1: "She doesn't think we're any good."
All Minions: (Yes, THOSE Minions http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/b ... 5-wide.jpg):
Minmei: (Facepalm) "Oh, God..."

Minion #2: "Banana?"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "Damnit...I should have taken the 'minion draft' more seriously when I first heard of it...Everybody else got to the good stuff before I got in the game..."

Minion #1: "She doesn't think we're any good."
All Minions: (Yes, THOSE Minions http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/b ... 5-wide.jpg):
Minmei: (Facepalm) "Oh, God..."

Minion #2: "Banana?"

Minmei: "OH. MY. GOD."

taalismn wrote:Somewhere....we misplaced the list of who had what for minions....lIsa had ninjas, Claudia had Zulus, MUsica had ghurkas...I think Minmei originally had yakuza or Chinese tong members(or possibly Zentraedi).
I also think we had in the list of minions, pirates, Russian mafia, Amazons, Greek Spartans, Scottish Highlanders, Samurai, and Thugees, although who claimed them, I forget. The Bridge Buniies may have had their own personal minions.

SRoss wrote:Outside Minmei's house ... Night.

The sound of Fart Guns being cocked.

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile all around Minmei's house ninja start dropping like flies from the smell.

Arnie100 wrote:Minion #1 "WE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!"
Minmei: : "That was MY house, you morons!"
Minion #1:

taalismn wrote:*SIGH* "COMPETENT hired help is so hard to come by these days...."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile all around Minmei's house ninja start dropping like flies from the smell.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile all around Minmei's house ninja start dropping like flies from the smell.

What? Real ninjas don't wear gasmasks?
Like they wouldn't try the old 'show up at the target's residence dressed in hazmat gear and declare the place is being evacuated due to gas leak/chemical tank car accident/Africanized Killer Termite infestation' scheme?

"Hey, they DON"T look like ninja, so they must be legit!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile all around Minmei's house ninja start dropping like flies from the smell.

What? Real ninjas don't wear gasmasks?
Like they wouldn't try the old 'show up at the target's residence dressed in hazmat gear and declare the place is being evacuated due to gas leak/chemical tank car accident/Africanized Killer Termite infestation' scheme?

"Hey, they DON"T look like ninja, so they must be legit!"

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile all around Minmei's house ninja start dropping like flies from the smell.

What? Real ninjas don't wear gasmasks?
Like they wouldn't try the old 'show up at the target's residence dressed in hazmat gear and declare the place is being evacuated due to gas leak/chemical tank car accident/Africanized Killer Termite infestation' scheme?

"Hey, they DON"T look like ninja, so they must be legit!"

Chronicler: "Well considering that real ninja's don't even wear those silly black suits and masks like they show in the media. They look like average civilians so they can blend in the crowds, not the shadows. You will never know if one is right next to you on the subway or in a subway restraint."

Minmei: "That can't be right.... right?"

Uncle Max: "Of course not" *shifty eyes*

SRoss wrote:The subway stops and the door opens.

Samuel L. Jackson: (Yelling to Uncle Max) "RUN STUPID!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Ninja #1: "We forgot gas masks!"
Ninja #2: "What about our breadth holding technique?"
Ninja #1: "We have those?!"
Ninja #2:(facepalm)

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile all around Minmei's house ninja start dropping like flies from the smell.

What? Real ninjas don't wear gasmasks?
Like they wouldn't try the old 'show up at the target's residence dressed in hazmat gear and declare the place is being evacuated due to gas leak/chemical tank car accident/Africanized Killer Termite infestation' scheme?

"Hey, they DON"T look like ninja, so they must be legit!"

Chronicler: "Well considering that real ninja's don't even wear those silly black suits and masks like they show in the media. They look like average civilians so they can blend in the crowds, not the shadows. You will never know if one is right next to you on the subway or in a subway restraint."

Minmei: "That can't be right.... right?"

Uncle Max: "Of course not" *shifty eyes*

Arnie100 wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile all around Minmei's house ninja start dropping like flies from the smell.

What? Real ninjas don't wear gasmasks?
Like they wouldn't try the old 'show up at the target's residence dressed in hazmat gear and declare the place is being evacuated due to gas leak/chemical tank car accident/Africanized Killer Termite infestation' scheme?

"Hey, they DON"T look like ninja, so they must be legit!"

Chronicler: "Well considering that real ninja's don't even wear those silly black suits and masks like they show in the media. They look like average civilians so they can blend in the crowds, not the shadows. You will never know if one is right next to you on the subway or in a subway restraint."

Minmei: "That can't be right.... right?"

Uncle Max: "Of course not" *shifty eyes*

Minmei: "Uncle Max...are you alright?"
Uncle Max: "Perfectly fine..." (Fingering knife behind back)
Minmei: "Then...why do you have a knife?"
Uncle Max: "I'm making your favorite, Dear!"
Minmei: (Crossing arms...) "And what is that?"
Uncle Max: "Uhm...well..."

SRoss wrote:The subway stops and the door opens.

Samuel L. Jackson: (Yelling to Uncle Max) "RUN STUPID!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:The subway stops and the door opens.

Samuel L. Jackson: (Yelling to Uncle Max) "RUN STUPID!!!"

Samuel L. Jackson: "Of all the stupid, motherfu --"
Uncle Max: "I'M SORRY!"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Oh, great...now we have to see if Aunt Lena can finish the job!"

SRoss wrote:Aunt Lena: "Cookie dear?"

Minmei: "Why thank you."

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "Thank you, Au --" THUD (As Minmei collapses to the floor)
Aunt Lena: "Target acquired." (Speaking into phone)

(At the Hunter's house...)

Lisa: (Setting down the phone)
Rick: "Never mind..."

taalismn wrote:We now know where Lisa suggests babysitters from for the Sterlings.

Max Sterling: "But will Dana be safe with her?"(looking at the bubblegum-chewing teenager sprawled on a chair in the Hunters' living room)
Lisa Hunter: "Trust me on this; Dana couldn't be safer if she was surrounded by Breetai's handpicked personal guard."

Arnie100 wrote:Harley: "Excuse me, if the kid cries, can I beat the snot out of 'em?"
Kid: "I'll cry abuse!"
Harley: "If they ever find you."
Kid: "I'll be good."