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taalismn wrote:Actually, it's because aside from the bandage scissors in their first aid kit, the only real tools they'd have available for surgery are survival knives, a chainsaw, and the CADS blades on Lancer's Saber Cyclone. And they really didn't HAVE a serious medical officer(Rand was probably the suturer in the group).

Good thing they really never needed one then in the series.

SRoss wrote:Invid Princess #1: "Sister, what is that?"

Invid Princess #2: "I got this from the little red-headed one. It is called a Radio Tracking Detector. With this, we can track Lunky-poo anywhere on the planet."

Invid Princesses:

Lunk: "Um, Scott, I'm really starting to warm up to the surgery idea..."

Arnie100 wrote:Invid Princesses: "Lunky-Poo! We found you!!!:
Scott: (Raising eyebrow) "Lunky-Poo?"
Lunk:

Chronicler wrote:Invid Princess #1: "Scouts, take our Lunky poo back to the hive."

*The scouts just stay there hovering in the air*

Invid Princess #2: "Did you not hear our commands? Take him back to the hive!"

*The scouts look at each other, then back at the princesses.*

Invid Princess #3: "Something doesn't feel right."

Invid Princess #1&2: "Do you not hear us!?!"

*Scouts warm up their weapons.*

Invid Princesses #1-3:


Somewhere in the hive a certin Princess smirks in victory.

Wow, one of them want him all to themselves.

glitterboy2098 wrote:imagine what would happen if Lunk got captured by the Gura-invid hives up at the iceguard..

10 times worse at best, right?

Arnie100 wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:imagine what would happen is Lunk got captured by the Gura-invid hives up at the iceguard..

"Oooooohhhh...a Lunky-Poo popsicle!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

I think he already has a few after him.

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

They can smell his studliness.....
"His strength is great, his endurance exceptional, his speed...(seeing Lunk running away)....impressive....he will be a most worthy mate!"

"All that work, building up his courage, when cowardice would have served him better."
"Brave Sir Lunk, He buggered off, he ran away..."

SRoss wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

Celsias looked down at the purple beam that bisected her gut... Coughing blood, half in shock, half dumbstruck, she collapsed...

Lunk: "You have a working lightsaber!?!"

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking Smug) "What? You didn't think I collected these things just for decoration?"

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

Celsias looked down at the purple beam that bisected her gut... Coughing blood, half in shock, half dumbstruck, she collapsed...

Lunk: "You have a working lightsaber!?!"

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking Smug) "What? You didn't think I collected these things just for decoration?"

Years and years prior:

"For Gods sake Lange we know you're upset about Reveng of the Sith, but this is insanity!"

Lang: *activates lightsaber* "I will show Lucas wat revenge really means!"

*The whole science and engineering department activates theirs* "DOWN WITH LUCAS!"

SRoss wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:you gotta figure that Lunk would attract some of the Gura-princesses though..

Celsias looked down at the purple beam that bisected her gut... Coughing blood, half in shock, half dumbstruck, she collapsed...

Lunk: "You have a working lightsaber!?!"

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking Smug) "What? You didn't think I collected these things just for decoration?"

Years and years prior:

"For Gods sake Lange we know you're upset about Reveng of the Sith, but this is insanity!"

Lang: *activates lightsaber* "I will show Lucas wat revenge really means!"

*The whole science and engineering department activates theirs* "DOWN WITH LUCAS!"

Meanwhile at Skywalker Ranch...

Jar Jar: "Misa thinks its time to leave boss!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Jar Jar's Nightmare.

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, inside a seldom-visited new section of Ice Guard.....
Celsias:"#koff#....blech!....Respawning's a bastard......I must Toll-i-var for introducing me to the concept and 'X-box'....."


And on the ice outside Ice Guard:
Rebel Soldier: "Fall back! Fall back! Abandon Echo Base....why aren't you guys retreating? ...what are you LAUGHING about?!"
Ice Guard Trooper:(gestures at Imperial Walkers) "You're running from THOSE? Come on, they're PLODDERS! And the battlepod wannabees are even worse! Come on, guys, they're blocking our driveway...let's shovel'em!"

Darth Vader: "I just got a really stupid feeling in the Force...like somebody shoved an ice cube up my well-singed nose...."

Sorry, but who is Celsias again?

glitterboy2098 wrote:*a very high volume cry blasts across the icy landscape..*
"Jaya Mahakali, Ayo Gorkhali!"

a large, heavily modified Spartan Destroid rockets across on a pair of fusion flames, only to cut the thrust, twist in mid air and go sliding sideways plowing up a wave of snow and ice as it slides just in front of one of the giant walkers, a 10 foot Kukri cutting the walker's head off. as the walker loses its balance and falls over onto the ground, the Destroid takes 3 steps then leaps back into the air, headed to the next walker..

Gurkhas, right?

taalismn wrote:Then the crystalline tentacles shoot up from the interior of the glacier and begin grabbing Imperial snowtroopers and walkers alike, dragging them down under the ice where loud crunching is heard....

Arnie100 wrote:Chief Toombs: "What the - ?! Who are those guys?! And why am I sticking around here?!"
Legal Rep: "Excuse me...we're looking for some friends of ours..."
Chief Toombs: "OVER THERE. BYE!" (Pointing at the ongoing firefight...and then running AWAY from the firefight like the coward that he is)
Legal Rep: "We'll come back later...wait for us!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Jar Jar's Nightmare.

I prefer this one...

Good one.

Arnie100 wrote:Jar Jar: "Meesa no understand why no one likes me!"
"Shouldn't you be in the other thread?"
Jar Jar: "Nobody likes me!"

Don't worry some do. Though its so much fun to do this to him!

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Jar Jar: "Meesa no understand why no one likes me!"
"Shouldn't you be in the other thread?"
Jar Jar: "Nobody likes me!"

EShemarian: "THERE IT IS SISTERS!!! HUNT IT DOWN AS WE DID THE EVIL SCHUMACHER!!!"

Jar Jar:

Arnie100 wrote:Jar Jar: "MEESA MUST RUN AWAY!!"
Gate Handler (Crossover Thread) #1: "CLOSE THE GATE!! CLOSE THE GATE!!!!"

taalismn wrote:(Heavy breathing)
Regis: "Scott Bernard...I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
Scott: "...we already did this schtick....IT quit being funny about the second time."


"Say, Invid Svouts are red, right?"
"So?"
"And they're part of the Invid security set up, right?"
"Right again. What are you getting at?"
"Shouldn't Red Shirt protocols be in effect, then?"

Invid Scouts: #"...uh oh....."#

Another good one!

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:(Heavy breathing)
Regis: "Scott Bernard...I AM YOUR MOTHER!"
Scott: "...we already did this schtick....IT quit being funny about the second time."


"Say, Invid Svouts are red, right?"
"So?"
"And they're part of the Invid security set up, right?"
"Right again. What are you getting at?"
"Shouldn't Red Shirt protocols be in effect, then?"

Invid Scouts: #"...uh oh....."#

Invid Scout: (In a trench coat) #"This is why I hate Trekies."#

taalismn wrote:Rook: "What are the 'Red Shirt Protocols'?"
Lancer: "Something which, being as you are a woman, don't apply to you."

(Green, Blue, and Brown Veritechs are dropping like flies behind them)
"Damn it, why do WE have to compensate for her?!"

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, inside a seldom-visited new section of Ice Guard.....
Celsias:"#koff#....blech!....Respawning's a bastard......I must Toll-i-var for introducing me to the concept and 'X-box'.....

Sorry, but who is Celsias again?

The Gura Invid Lisa clone attempting to breed a new race with the Ice Guard's Tollivar.

taalismn wrote:Rook: "What are the 'Red Shirt Protocols'?"
Lancer: "Something which, being as you are a woman, don't apply to you."

(Green, Blue, and Brown Veritechs are dropping like flies behind them)
"Damn it, why do WE have to compensate for her?!"

Chronicler: *cough* https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/ ... rt=mozilla

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Rook: "What are the 'Red Shirt Protocols'?"
Lancer: "Something which, being as you are a woman, don't apply to you."

(Green, Blue, and Brown Veritechs are dropping like flies behind them)
"Damn it, why do WE have to compensate for her?!"

Chronicler: *cough* https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/ ... rt=mozilla

Scotty: The Most Interesting Man in The Galaxy.

Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: *cough* https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/ ... rt=mozilla

Always one to give the others in the herd (false) hope....

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Meanwhile, inside a seldom-visited new section of Ice Guard.....
Celsias:"#koff#....blech!....Respawning's a bastard......I must Toll-i-var for introducing me to the concept and 'X-box'.....

Sorry, but who is Celsias again?

The Gura Invid Lisa clone attempting to breed a new race with the Ice Guard's Tollivar.

I should be scared then, shouldn't I?

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Rook: "What are the 'Red Shirt Protocols'?"
Lancer: "Something which, being as you are a woman, don't apply to you."

(Green, Blue, and Brown Veritechs are dropping like flies behind them)
"Damn it, why do WE have to compensate for her?!"

Chronicler: *cough* https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/ ... rt=mozilla

Nice one!

Arnie100 wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Rook: "What are the 'Red Shirt Protocols'?"
Lancer: "Something which, being as you are a woman, don't apply to you."

(Green, Blue, and Brown Veritechs are dropping like flies behind them)
"Damn it, why do WE have to compensate for her?!"

Chronicler: *cough* https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/ ... rt=mozilla

Scotty: The Most Interesting Man in The Galaxy.

One of the best!

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:[

Chronicler: *cough* https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/ ... rt=mozilla

Always one to give the others in the herd (false) hope....

Tirol: Main Square, Tiresia.
Rem: "I'm rather surprised by your importing of this 'New Year's"
Jack Baker: "Well, we Terrans like to carry our calender with us...gives us a sense of continuity wherever we go, and helps us establish a sense of time progression, even with space/time warping."
Karen Penn: "I'm just amazed at how many Tirolians have turned out to celebrate."
Rem: "Well, part of it's gratitude to you Terrans. Part of it's an effort to recapture some of our own old time-passage holidays...we are after all on a satellite of a gas giant, which can lead to some rather astronomical happenings tied to our traditional pre-Masters calendar, and the last part..."
Jack: "The last part?"
Rem: "We just all want to party. So, what happens?"
Karen: "Well, we dance, we consume mass quantities of food and drink.."
Cabell: "We've got that in common and well-covered.."
Jack: "And at midnight we ring in the new year by lowering a ball of lights..."
Karen: "Which is just about to happen..."
"Five...four...three....two...one..."
"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH#*FWHOOM*!#
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!"
Cabell: "...I don't recall a flaming T.R. Edwards being dropped into a pool of gasoline being part of the description."
Rem: "Harkening back to ritual solstice sacrifices?"
Jack: "Nah...must be something the Hunters laid on for tonight. Cheers, folks, Happy New Year!"
All: "Happy New Year!"

taalismn wrote:Tirol: Main Square, Tiresia.
Rem: "I'm rather surprised by your importing of this 'New Year's"
Jack Baker: "Well, we Terrans like to carry our calender with us...gives us a sense of continuity wherever we go, and helps us establish a sense of time progression, even with space/time warping."
Karen Penn: "I'm just amazed at how many Tirolians have turned out to celebrate."
Rem: "Well, part of it's gratitude to you Terrans. Part of it's an effort to recapture some of our own old time-passage holidays...we are after all on a satellite of a gas giant, which can lead to some rather astronomical happenings tied to our traditional pre-Masters calendar, and the last part..."
Jack: "The last part?"
Rem: "We just all want to party. So, what happens?"
Karen: "Well, we dance, we consume mass quantities of food and drink.."
Cabell: "We've got that in common and well-covered.."
Jack: "And at midnight we ring in the new year by lowering a ball of lights..."
Karen: "Which is just about to happen..."
"Five...four...three....two...one..."
"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGH#*FWHOOM*!#
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!"
Cabell: "...I don't recall a flaming T.R. Edwards being dropped into a pool of gasoline being part of the description."
Rem: "Harkening back to ritual solstice sacrifices?"
Jack: "Nah...must be something the Hunters laid on for tonight. Cheers, folks, Happy New Year!"
All: "Happy New Year!"

And yes! Happy New Year to you all!

Minmei: "I, of course celebrate Chinese New Year."

Cut to: Minmei lowering Kyle into a lion pit...

Kyle: "You wouldn't hurt FAMILY...would you?!"
Minmei: "Of course not...!"
Kyle: "Oh, Thank God!"
Minmei: "Except...I don't consider you family."
Kyle:

Invid Princesses (Including Ariel & Sera): "Mother Regess, what do you plan for the New Year?"

Regess: "I was thinking of reforming ABBA."

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "You wouldn't hurt FAMILY...would you?!"
Minmei: "Of course not...!"
Kyle: "Oh, Thank God!"
Minmei: "Except...I don't consider you family."
Kyle:

...as she lights the belts of dynamite sticks wrapped around him, then kicks him down the zipline going out over New Macross City...

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "You wouldn't hurt FAMILY...would you?!"
Minmei: "Of course not...!"
Kyle: "Oh, Thank God!"
Minmei: "Except...I don't consider you family."
Kyle:

...as she lights the belts of dynamite sticks wrapped around him, then kicks him down the zipline going out over New Macross City...

"AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"What was that?!"
"Noisemakers."

"How do you get your fireworks to make those shrill screams, Minmei?"
"Attach them to known shrill screamers."
"Good idea! Allegra, where's Karno?"

taalismn wrote:"How do you get your fireworks to make those shrill screams, Minmei?"
"Attach them to known shrill screamers."
"Good idea! Allegra, where's Karno?"

Samuel L. Jackson: (Standing next to Karno) "Run stupid!"

"That's an awfully big skyrocket. How you going to tie it to Karno?"
"Not tying it on him. Using an existing insertion point."

"Faster! Run faster, you fool!"

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "I, of course celebrate Chinese New Year."

Cut to: Minmei lowering Kyle into a lion pit...

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "You wouldn't hurt FAMILY...would you?!"
Minmei: "Of course not...!"
Kyle: "Oh, Thank God!"
Minmei: "Except...I don't consider you family."
Kyle:

SRoss wrote:Invid Princesses (Including Ariel & Sera): "Mother Regess, what do you plan for the New Year?"

Regess: "I was thinking of reforming ABBA."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "You wouldn't hurt FAMILY...would you?!"
Minmei: "Of course not...!"
Kyle: "Oh, Thank God!"
Minmei: "Except...I don't consider you family."
Kyle:

...as she lights the belts of dynamite sticks wrapped around him, then kicks him down the zipline going out over New Macross City...

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "You wouldn't hurt FAMILY...would you?!"
Minmei: "Of course not...!"
Kyle: "Oh, Thank God!"
Minmei: "Except...I don't consider you family."
Kyle:

...as she lights the belts of dynamite sticks wrapped around him, then kicks him down the zipline going out over New Macross City...

"AAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!"
"What was that?!"
"Noisemakers."

Yep, and the best kind too!

taalismn wrote:"How do you get your fireworks to make those shrill screams, Minmei?"
"Attach them to known shrill screamers."
"Good idea! Allegra, where's Karno?"

Don't forget his brothers!

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"How do you get your fireworks to make those shrill screams, Minmei?"
"Attach them to known shrill screamers."
"Good idea! Allegra, where's Karno?"

Samuel L. Jackson: (Standing next to Karno) "Run stupid!"

taalismn wrote:"That's an awfully big skyrocket. How you going to tie it to Karno?"
"Not tying it on him. Using an existing insertion point."

"Faster! Run faster, you fool!"

At the home of Jonathan Frater & Jeffery Gomez...

"Hey Harmony Gold is going to adapt Macross Delta as a Robotech spin off!"

"You know what that means!"

"We can bring back Lancer's Rockers for Second Edition Robotech!"

"Hey! Where'd all these red dots come from?"

Lancer: "Oh, come on! It's a great idea! I get my own band and everything!"
Scott: "You already HAVE your own band."
Sera: "I think his fame is starting to get to his head."

SRoss wrote:At the home of Jonathan Frater & Jeffery Gomez...

"Hey Harmony Gold is going to adapt Macross Delta as a Robotech spin off!"

"You know what that means!"

"We can bring back Lancer's Rockers for Second Edition Robotech!"

"Hey! Where'd all these red dots come from?"

Chronicler: "Thank god it aint real. Or all those Macross fans would have their heads blow up."

Chronicler wrote:[q

Chronicler: "Thank god it aint real. Or all those Macross fans would have their heads blow up."

Already a good number of Macross fans going "What the HE---?!"
Sailor Moon: "See? We'll win in the end."

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:[q

Chronicler: "Thank god it aint real. Or all those Macross fans would have their heads blow up."

Alrady a good number of Macross fans going "What the HE---?!"
Sailor Moon: "See? We'll win in the end."

Madoka: "Contract?"

"Kingdom of the Wind?"
"No bean jokes, please...."

"I know we're in a rush to get the Live-Action ROBOTECH out, but I just don't think Marilyn Manson is the right choice to play Lancer!?!"

Lancer: "I choose Lady Gaga..."

"I choose ear plugs and VR goggles."

"I still think the better idea is to dress Shakira as a man for the role."

Lancer: "Don't I get a say in this?!"
Everybody Else: "NO."
Tommy: "Now be a nice character and let us decide - (Suddenly finding an H-90 in the face) - or maybe we'll let someone else figure it out."

William Shatner: "I think it's obvious... I, should play Lancer... Hey! Where did all these red dots come from?"

"Auditions became that much easier when we leaked the word that we use capital ship lasers as part of the stage lighting arrangements...."
#FZOT#
"NEXT!"
"Ah...I remembered I have to have my cat's wisdom teeth removed, so I'm withdrawing from the auditions..."

SRoss wrote:At the home of Jonathan Frater & Jeffery Gomez...

"Hey Harmony Gold is going to adapt Macross Delta as a Robotech spin off!"

"You know what that means!"

"We can bring back Lancer's Rockers for Second Edition Robotech!"

"Hey! Where'd all these red dots come from?"

Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "Oh, come on! It's a great idea! I get my own band and everything!"
Scott: "You already HAVE your own band."
Sera: "I think his fame is starting to get to his head."

Chronicler wrote:

SRoss wrote:At the home of Jonathan Frater & Jeffery Gomez...

"Hey Harmony Gold is going to adapt Macross Delta as a Robotech spin off!"

"You know what that means!"

"We can bring back Lancer's Rockers for Second Edition Robotech!"

"Hey! Where'd all these red dots come from?"

Chronicler: "Thank god it aint real. Or all those Macross fans would have their heads blow up."

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:[q

Chronicler: "Thank god it aint real. Or all those Macross fans would have their heads blow up."

Already a good number of Macross fans going "What the HE---?!"
Sailor Moon: "See? We'll win in the end."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Chronicler wrote:[q

Chronicler: "Thank god it aint real. Or all those Macross fans would have their heads blow up."

Alrady a good number of Macross fans going "What the HE---?!"
Sailor Moon: "See? We'll win in the end."

Madoka: "Contract?"

taalismn wrote:"Kingdom of the Wind?"
"No bean jokes, please...."

Yes, please no.

SRoss wrote:"I know we're in a rush to get the Live-Action ROBOTECH out, but I just don't think Marilyn Manson is the right choice to play Lancer!?!"

And... no.

Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "I choose Lady Gaga..."

Just get a guy already!

taalismn wrote:"I choose ear plugs and VR goggles."

I'm for that!

SRoss wrote:"I still think the better idea is to dress Shakira as a man for the role."

Arnie100 wrote:Lancer: "Don't I get a say in this?!"
Everybody Else: "NO."
Tommy: "Now be a nice character and let us decide - (Suddenly finding an H-90 in the face) - or maybe we'll let someone else figure it out."

Agree.

SRoss wrote:William Shatner: "I think it's obvious... I, should play Lancer... Hey! Where did all these red dots come from?"

taalismn wrote:"Auditions became that much easier when we leaked the word that we use capital ship lasers as part of the stage lighting arrangements...."
#FZOT#
"NEXT!"
"Ah...I remembered I have to have my cat's wisdom teeth removed, so I'm withdrawing from the auditions..."

Lang: "I hef created an algorithm that not only removes porn from your computer, but all porn on zee internet. Hey Vare did all zees red dots come from!?!"

SRoss wrote:

LANG'S LESS WELL RECEIVED INVENTIONS

Lang: "I hef created an algorithm that not only removes porn from your computer, but all porn on zee internet. Hey Vare did all zees red dots come from!?!"

Lang: "It also turns all Rated R movies to PG-13 and and PG-13 ro PG...Vat?"

Dolza: "MY ENTIRE MICRONIAN PORN STASH! GONE!!!! DESTROY THAT EVIL SHIP! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!"

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "MY ENTIRE MICRONIAN PORN STASH! GONE!!!! DESTROY THAT EVIL SHIP! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!"

Many years later...

Computer Tech aboard the Gargoyle: "And no one knows I was the one who invented the algorithm."

The Invisible Mecha...

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "MY ENTIRE MICRONIAN PORN STASH! GONE!!!! DESTROY THAT EVIL SHIP! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!"

Many years later...

Computer Tech aboard the Gargoyle: "And no one knows I was the one who invented the algorithm."

You're assigned to the Gargoyle. Yeah, right, you got away scottfree....

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "MY ENTIRE MICRONIAN PORN STASH! GONE!!!! DESTROY THAT EVIL SHIP! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!"

Many years later...

Computer Tech aboard the Gargoyle: "And no one knows I was the one who invented the algorithm."

You're assigned to the Gargoyle. Yeah, right, you got away scottfree....

"Didn't the UES Gargoyle crash-land on some backwater planet with NO WAY OF GETTING HOME?"
Yup...they did..."

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Didn't the UES Gargoyle crash-land on some backwater planet with NO WAY OF GETTING HOME?"
Yup...they did..."

"Navigation program error?"
All eyes turn to the computer tech....

SRoss wrote:

LANG'S LESS WELL RECEIVED INVENTIONS

Lang: "I hef created an algorithm that not only removes porn from your computer, but all porn on zee internet. Hey Vare did all zees red dots come from!?!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

LANG'S LESS WELL RECEIVED INVENTIONS

Lang: "I hef created an algorithm that not only removes porn from your computer, but all porn on zee internet. Hey Vare did all zees red dots come from!?!"

Lang: "It also turns all Rated R movies to PG-13 and and PG-13 ro PG...Vat?"

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "MY ENTIRE MICRONIAN PORN STASH! GONE!!!! DESTROY THAT EVIL SHIP! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "MY ENTIRE MICRONIAN PORN STASH! GONE!!!! DESTROY THAT EVIL SHIP! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!"

Many years later...

Computer Tech aboard the Gargoyle: "And no one knows I was the one who invented the algorithm."

Or did they, and that's why he's there?

SRoss wrote:

LANG'S LESS WELL RECEIVED INVENTIONS

The Invisible Mecha...

That was pretty cool.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "MY ENTIRE MICRONIAN PORN STASH! GONE!!!! DESTROY THAT EVIL SHIP! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!"

Many years later...

Computer Tech aboard the Gargoyle: "And no one knows I was the one who invented the algorithm."

You're assigned to the Gargoyle. Yeah, right, you got away scottfree....

Agree.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "MY ENTIRE MICRONIAN PORN STASH! GONE!!!! DESTROY THAT EVIL SHIP! TAKE NO PRISONERS!!!!!"

Many years later...

Computer Tech aboard the Gargoyle: "And no one knows I was the one who invented the algorithm."

You're assigned to the Gargoyle. Yeah, right, you got away scottfree....

"Didn't the UES Gargoyle crash-land on some backwater planet with NO WAY OF GETTING HOME?"
Yup...they did..."

And let me guess, one on is coming to get them.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Didn't the UES Gargoyle crash-land on some backwater planet with NO WAY OF GETTING HOME?"
Yup...they did..."

"Navigation program error?"
All eyes turn to the computer tech....

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Didn't the UES Gargoyle crash-land on some backwater planet with NO WAY OF GETTING HOME?"
Yup...they did..."

"Navigation program error?"
All eyes turn to the computer tech....

"We're assigning you to Chief Toombs!"
"NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"
"You'd better find a way of getting our porn back online...its gonna be long trip back."

"Zor Prime...I know getting funding for another Robotech Masters'-based book is hard, but...take the endorsement stickers off your Bioroid!"
(POV draws back to show Zor Prime's Red Bioroid covered in stickers and decals from STP, Mountain Dew, Doctor Shoal's, Viagra, Gatorade, Dr. Pepper, etc........)

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Didn't the UES Gargoyle crash-land on some backwater planet with NO WAY OF GETTING HOME?"
Yup...they did..."

"Navigation program error?"
All eyes turn to the computer tech....

"We're assigning you to Chief Toombs!"
"NO!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!"
"You'd better find a way of getting our porn back online...its gonna be long trip back."

taalismn wrote:"Zor Prime...I know getting funding for another Robotech Masters'-based book is hard, but...take the endorsement stickers off your Bioroid!"
(POV draws back to show Zor Prime's Red Bioroid covered in stickers and decals from STP, Mountain Dew, Doctor Shoal's, Viagra, Gatorade, Dr. Pepper, etc........)

taalismn wrote:"Zor Prime...I know getting funding for another Robotech Masters'-based book is hard, but...take the endorsement stickers off your Bioroid!"
(POV draws back to show Zor Prime's Red Bioroid covered in stickers and decals from STP, Mountain Dew, Doctor Shoal's, Viagra, Gatorade, Dr. Pepper, etc........)

"D**n sponsors..."
(Cut to exterior of Mothership and pan to...flashing neon sign of SAVE MORE WITH GEICO)

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Zor Prime...I know getting funding for another Robotech Masters'-based book is hard, but...take the endorsement stickers off your Bioroid!"
(POV draws back to show Zor Prime's Red Bioroid covered in stickers and decals from STP, Mountain Dew, Doctor Shoal's, Viagra, Gatorade, Dr. Pepper, etc........)

"D**n sponsors..."
(Cut to exterior of Mothership and pan to...flashing neon sign of SAVE MORE WITH GEICO)

Outside the party where one of Sean's ex's flirted shamelessly, a white haired figure confronts Marie...

"Have you considered signing up with EHarmony?"

(Shot of Dana Sterling waiting for her date to arrive)
DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH LIFE INSURANCE COVERAGE?
(Dana glares at the camera)
"Don't you think that's laying it on a BIT thick?!"