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Leonard: "That would explain the bloodhounds piddling on my desk?"
Satori: "That would be Corporal Patz. Brilliant investigator, but ever since the ...accident...he tends to get a little incontinent when excited about something."
Leonard: "Why hasn't he been medically discharged?"
Satori: "We're a post-apocalyptic society, sir; we can't waste manpower or talent."
Leonard" "You're THAT hard-up for effectives?"
Satori: "Major Fredericks is my superior, sir. Does that answer your question?"

taalismn wrote:Leonard: "That would explain the bloodhounds piddling on my desk?"
Satori: "That would be Corporal Patz. Brilliant investigator, but ever since the ...accident...he tends to get a little incontinent when excited about something."
Leonard: "Why hasn't he been medically discharged?"
Satori: "We're a post-apocalyptic society, sir; we can't waste manpower or talent."
Leonard" "You're THAT hard-up for effectives?"
Satori: "Major Fredericks is my superior, sir. Does that answer your question?"

Nova: "Now if you'll go with this one inept guard, Corporal Patz will toss your office for evidence."

Leonard: "Depends on how incompetent he is."
Satori: "As in he's not likely to notice you taking any bags of potential evidence out of your office and disposing of them."
Leonard: "Lead on! You officers do what you must! Let it not be said that Anatole Leonard was not cooperative with the duly appointed officers of a fair and just legal system!"

for some reason i'm now seeing the GMP as having their own equivalents of Sam Vimes, Nobby Nobbs, Fred Colon, Carrot, et all.

Morphic resonance for the win.

Leonard: (Muttering to himself...) "I'm so BONED."
Nova: "Yes, you are, SIR."
Leonard:

G.M.P officer one: *finds a hidden compartment* "Ho-ly crap."
G.M.P officer two: "What?"
G.M.P officer one: *Holds a baggy of green* "I found "The Stash".
G.M.P officer two: "I thought it was a myth."
Nova: "Did you find an- Holy crap. Is that?"
Both officers: "The Stash."
Nova: "I thought that was a myth they say in the officers club."
G.M.P officer one: "Looks like old pimple head likes to unwind."
G.M.P officer two: "This stuff still illegal?"
Nova: *Looks through the handbook* "... It doesn't say."
G.M.P officer two: "Your ruling on this?"
Nova: "Don't know. Take it to "evidence" so we can "investigate" this further."
G.M.P officer one: "Good call sir."

(Back at GMP HQ Evidence Room...the recently-acquired 'stash' is being 'investigated'...)

Nova: "This stuff is GOOOOODDDDD..."

(Outside in the hallway...)

GMP Officer #1: "What's that smell?"
GMP Officer #2: "I don't know...but I feel GOOD!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:for some reason i'm now seeing the GMP as having their own equivalents of Sam Vimes, Nobby Nobbs, Fred Colon, Carrot, et all.

Morphic resonance for the win.

Among many great moments, one of my favorites had to be when Carrot actually lets a pickpocket GET AWAY, then simply cuts through several back alleys, and sticks his arm out into the next main thoroughfare...and clotheslines the guy.
This, from a guy who initially stuck to the city laws literally and naively. But he just ABSORBED the city....

honestly, if leonard had a 'stash' i doubt he'd been as stressed out during the end stages of the 2nd robotech war.

that said, between his show behavior, and his appearance in the canon comics, i could buy him having a bit of a problem with Stimulants.. he seems the kind of person who'd have a tendency to work for long periods with little sleep. but i doubt he'd need anything illegal. heck, it may be he just main-lines Caffeine.

glitterboy2098 wrote:honestly, if leonard had a 'stash' i doubt he'd been as stressed out during the end stages of the 2nd robotech war.

that said, between his show behavior, and his appearance in the canon comics, i could buy him having a bit of a problem with Stimulants.. he seems the kind of person who'd have a tendency to work for long periods with little sleep. but i doubt he'd need anything illegal. heck, it may be he just main-lines Caffeine.

Dude must have gone through a couple pots of coffee a day. God help anyone who gives him decaff.

Plus know a couple pot heads back in highschool I'd doubt he'd be hitting it up during that time. Sometimes you have to have a clear head and know when and where to do it. Leading a war ain't one of them.

glitterboy2098 wrote:honestly, if leonard had a 'stash' i doubt he'd been as stressed out during the end stages of the 2nd robotech war.

that said, between his show behavior, and his appearance in the canon comics, i could buy him having a bit of a problem with Stimulants.. he seems the kind of person who'd have a tendency to work for long periods with little sleep. but i doubt he'd need anything illegal. heck, it may be he just main-lines Caffeine.

"Black....black as moonless overcast night in a coal mine...thick, thicker than five year-old motor oil..so thick it practically has to be scrapped from the bottom of the pot...."
"With or without whipped cream, Field Marshal?"

Leonard: "Why is my coffee MOVING under its own power??"

Arnie100 wrote:(Back at GMP HQ Evidence Room...the recently-acquired 'stash' is being 'investigated'...)

Nova: "This stuff is GOOOOODDDDD..."

(Outside in the hallway...)

GMP Officer #1: "What's that smell?"
GMP Officer #2: "I don't know...but I feel GOOD!"

"Hold up mon! You need the proper music for this."

Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: "Why is my coffee MOVING under its own power??"

"Sorry! Misplaced the Zero-Matter sample..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: "Why is my coffee MOVING under its own power??"

"Sorry! Misplaced the Zero-Matter sample..."

Leonard: "Its a bit NUTTY..."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: "Why is my coffee MOVING under its own power??"

"Sorry! Misplaced the Zero-Matter sample..."

Leonard: "Its a bit NUTTY..."

Scientist: "Should we?"

Officer: "Nope. Not even for a thousand years."

"LOUIE! We came over as soon as we heard and the doctors let us in! What the hell? We heard you walked out in front of an APC!!"
"...remind me to turn off the VR function of my goggles when walking down the street..."

Arnie100 wrote:Supreme Commander Leonard: "So, Satori, how goes the investigation?"
Nova: "Well, Sir, it seems the trail leads directly to your office, SIR."
Supreme Commander Leonard: "MY...office??"
Nova: "Yes, SIR."

taalismn wrote:Leonard: "That would explain the bloodhounds piddling on my desk?"
Satori: "That would be Corporal Patz. Brilliant investigator, but ever since the ...accident...he tends to get a little incontinent when excited about something."
Leonard: "Why hasn't he been medically discharged?"
Satori: "We're a post-apocalyptic society, sir; we can't waste manpower or talent."
Leonard" "You're THAT hard-up for effectives?"
Satori: "Major Fredericks is my superior, sir. Does that answer your question?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Leonard: "That would explain the bloodhounds piddling on my desk?"
Satori: "That would be Corporal Patz. Brilliant investigator, but ever since the ...accident...he tends to get a little incontinent when excited about something."
Leonard: "Why hasn't he been medically discharged?"
Satori: "We're a post-apocalyptic society, sir; we can't waste manpower or talent."
Leonard" "You're THAT hard-up for effectives?"
Satori: "Major Fredericks is my superior, sir. Does that answer your question?"

Nova: "Now if you'll go with this one inept guard, Corporal Patz will toss your office for evidence."

These are good.

taalismn wrote:Leonard: "Depends on how incompetent he is."
Satori: "As in he's not likely to notice you taking any bags of potential evidence out of your office and disposing of them."
Leonard: "Lead on! You officers do what you must! Let it not be said that Anatole Leonard was not cooperative with the duly appointed officers of a fair and just legal system!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:for some reason i'm now seeing the GMP as having their own equivalents of Sam Vimes, Nobby Nobbs, Fred Colon, Carrot, et all.

Morphic resonance for the win.

OKkkk....

Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: (Muttering to himself...) "I'm so BONED."
Nova: "Yes, you are, SIR."
Leonard:

Chronicler wrote:G.M.P officer one: *finds a hidden compartment* "Ho-ly crap."
G.M.P officer two: "What?"
G.M.P officer one: *Holds a baggy of green* "I found "The Stash".
G.M.P officer two: "I thought it was a myth."
Nova: "Did you find an- Holy crap. Is that?"
Both officers: "The Stash."
Nova: "I thought that was a myth they say in the officers club."
G.M.P officer one: "Looks like old pimple head likes to unwind."
G.M.P officer two: "This stuff still illegal?"
Nova: *Looks through the handbook* "... It doesn't say."
G.M.P officer two: "Your ruling on this?"
Nova: "Don't know. Take it to "evidence" so we can "investigate" this further."
G.M.P officer one: "Good call sir."

Arnie100 wrote:(Back at GMP HQ Evidence Room...the recently-acquired 'stash' is being 'investigated'...)

Nova: "This stuff is GOOOOODDDDD..."

(Outside in the hallway...)

GMP Officer #1: "What's that smell?"
GMP Officer #2: "I don't know...but I feel GOOD!"

Well, with all she goes through, I think I can understand.

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:for some reason i'm now seeing the GMP as having their own equivalents of Sam Vimes, Nobby Nobbs, Fred Colon, Carrot, et all.

Morphic resonance for the win.

Among many great moments, one of my favorites had to be when Carrot actually lets a pickpocket GET AWAY, then simply cuts through several back alleys, and sticks his arm out into the next main thoroughfare...and clotheslines the guy.
This, from a guy who initially stuck to the city laws literally and naively. But he just ABSORBED the city....

Wow.

glitterboy2098 wrote:honestly, if leonard had a 'stash' i doubt he'd been as stressed out during the end stages of the 2nd robotech war.

that said, between his show behavior, and his appearance in the canon comics, i could buy him having a bit of a problem with Stimulants.. he seems the kind of person who'd have a tendency to work for long periods with little sleep. but i doubt he'd need anything illegal. heck, it may be he just main-lines Caffeine.

True.

Chronicler wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:honestly, if leonard had a 'stash' i doubt he'd been as stressed out during the end stages of the 2nd robotech war.

that said, between his show behavior, and his appearance in the canon comics, i could buy him having a bit of a problem with Stimulants.. he seems the kind of person who'd have a tendency to work for long periods with little sleep. but i doubt he'd need anything illegal. heck, it may be he just main-lines Caffeine.

Dude must have gone through a couple pots of coffee a day. God help anyone who gives him decaff.

Plus know a couple pot heads back in highschool I'd doubt he'd be hitting it up during that time. Sometimes you have to have a clear head and know when and where to do it. Leading a war ain't one of them.

Agree.

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:honestly, if leonard had a 'stash' i doubt he'd been as stressed out during the end stages of the 2nd robotech war.

that said, between his show behavior, and his appearance in the canon comics, i could buy him having a bit of a problem with Stimulants.. he seems the kind of person who'd have a tendency to work for long periods with little sleep. but i doubt he'd need anything illegal. heck, it may be he just main-lines Caffeine.

"Black....black as moonless overcast night in a coal mine...thick, thicker than five year-old motor oil..so thick it practically has to be scrapped from the bottom of the pot...."
"With or without whipped cream, Field Marshal?"

Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: "Why is my coffee MOVING under its own power??"

Sounds like some of Garfields coffee.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:(Back at GMP HQ Evidence Room...the recently-acquired 'stash' is being 'investigated'...)

Nova: "This stuff is GOOOOODDDDD..."

(Outside in the hallway...)

GMP Officer #1: "What's that smell?"
GMP Officer #2: "I don't know...but I feel GOOD!"

"Hold up mon! You need the proper music for this."

Not my thing.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: "Why is my coffee MOVING under its own power??"

"Sorry! Misplaced the Zero-Matter sample..."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: "Why is my coffee MOVING under its own power??"

"Sorry! Misplaced the Zero-Matter sample..."

Leonard: "Its a bit NUTTY..."

Chronicler wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: "Why is my coffee MOVING under its own power??"

"Sorry! Misplaced the Zero-Matter sample..."

Leonard: "Its a bit NUTTY..."

Scientist: "Should we?"

Officer: "Nope. Not even for a thousand years."

Tempting fate.

taalismn wrote:"LOUIE! We came over as soon as we heard and the doctors let us in! What the hell? We heard you walked out in front of an APC!!"
"...remind me to turn off the VR function of my goggles when walking down the street..."

Angelo: "Definitely NOT 'smart glasses'."
Louie: "...shut up..."

(Southern Cross HQ, Leonard's Office...)

Supreme Commander Leonard: "This coffee is actually better then the sludge they make in the cafeteria..."
Aide #1: "Sir, that's not --" (Getting nudged in the ribs)
Aide #2: "Shut UP."
Aide #1: "Excuse me..."
Supreme Commander Leonard: "What's his problem?"
Aide #2: "Nothing, Sir...more; uhm, coffee, Sir?"
Supreme Commander Leonard: "Yes, thank you."

Dana: "...oh my god...."
Zor Prime: "---and now you know my horrible personal secret, Dana!"
(POV pulls back to show Zor Prime with his head of hair.....in his hand. He's bald as an egg...)


Robotech Masters: "Zor Prime, you cannot escape your true heritage! Tirolian male pattern baldness! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Minmei: "And they tried to pair ME up with THAT; as well?! NONONONONONO!"

taalismn wrote:Dana: "...oh my god...."
Zor Prime: "---and now you know my horrible personal secret, Dana!"
(POV pulls back to show Zor Prime with his head of hair.....in his hand. He's bald as an egg...)


Robotech Masters: "Zor Prime, you cannot escape your true heritage! Tirolian male pattern baldness! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Zor: "Tirolian Hair Club for men! I'm not just a member, so are my clones!"

Rem: "I think I'm going to be ill..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Dana: "...oh my god...."
Zor Prime: "---and now you know my horrible personal secret, Dana!"
(POV pulls back to show Zor Prime with his head of hair.....in his hand. He's bald as an egg...)


Robotech Masters: "Zor Prime, you cannot escape your true heritage! Tirolian male pattern baldness! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Zor: "Tirolian Hair Club for men! I'm not just a member, so are my clones!"

Rem: "I think I'm going to be ill..."

Cabell: (Pulls of Rem's...) "Dayum...Zor wasn't joking!"

Dolza: "...another thing to blame the damn Masters for...."

taalismn wrote:Angelo: "Definitely NOT 'smart glasses'."
Louie: "...shut up..."

Arnie100 wrote:(Southern Cross HQ, Leonard's Office...)

Supreme Commander Leonard: "This coffee is actually better then the sludge they make in the cafeteria..."
Aide #1: "Sir, that's not --" (Getting nudged in the ribs)
Aide #2: "Shut UP."
Aide #1: "Excuse me..."
Supreme Commander Leonard: "What's his problem?"
Aide #2: "Nothing, Sir...more; uhm, coffee, Sir?"
Supreme Commander Leonard: "Yes, thank you."

taalismn wrote:Dana: "...oh my god...."
Zor Prime: "---and now you know my horrible personal secret, Dana!"
(POV pulls back to show Zor Prime with his head of hair.....in his hand. He's bald as an egg...)


Robotech Masters: "Zor Prime, you cannot escape your true heritage! Tirolian male pattern baldness! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "And they tried to pair ME up with THAT; as well?! NONONONONONO!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Dana: "...oh my god...."
Zor Prime: "---and now you know my horrible personal secret, Dana!"
(POV pulls back to show Zor Prime with his head of hair.....in his hand. He's bald as an egg...)


Robotech Masters: "Zor Prime, you cannot escape your true heritage! Tirolian male pattern baldness! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Zor: "Tirolian Hair Club for men! I'm not just a member, so are my clones!"

Rem: "I think I'm going to be ill..."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Dana: "...oh my god...."
Zor Prime: "---and now you know my horrible personal secret, Dana!"
(POV pulls back to show Zor Prime with his head of hair.....in his hand. He's bald as an egg...)


Robotech Masters: "Zor Prime, you cannot escape your true heritage! Tirolian male pattern baldness! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Zor: "Tirolian Hair Club for men! I'm not just a member, so are my clones!"

Rem: "I think I'm going to be ill..."

Cabell: (Pulls of Rem's...) "Dayum...Zor wasn't joking!"

taalismn wrote:Dolza: "...another thing to blame the damn Masters for...."

I guess we know what happen to his hair then.

Leonard: "...why are you all looking at me?"

taalismn wrote:Leonard: "...why are you all looking at me?"

Nova: "TIROLIAN SPY!!!"

Everyone turns and tazers Leonard.

(Down Below...)

Charon: "THAT'S gonna leave a MARK!"

Leonard:(smoking) "...okay...somebody needs some sensitivity counseling...."

"I'm not sure about these New Invid Scouts."

SRoss wrote:"I'm not sure about these New Invid Scouts."

Regis: "At least they're tool-users."

Scott: "What the --?!"
Ariel: "Boy, Mother's letting the babies run wild..."
Sera: "They sure are small..."
Rand: "I wonder what they taste like..."
Ariel and Sera:
Rand: "Sorry..."

taalismn wrote:Leonard: "...why are you all looking at me?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Leonard: "...why are you all looking at me?"

Nova: "TIROLIAN SPY!!!"

Everyone turns and tazers Leonard.

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

Charon: "THAT'S gonna leave a MARK!"

taalismn wrote:Leonard:(smoking) "...okay...somebody needs some sensitivity counseling...."

SRoss wrote:"I'm not sure about these New Invid Scouts."

You see something new everyday.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"I'm not sure about these New Invid Scouts."

Regis: "At least they're tool-users."

Arnie100 wrote:Scott: "What the --?!"
Ariel: "Boy, Mother's letting the babies run wild..."
Sera: "They sure are small..."
Rand: "I wonder what they taste like..."
Ariel and Sera:
Rand: "Sorry..."

taalismn wrote:<<"Veidt.">>
<"Yes, Awareness? I await your wisdom!">
<<"Your robe goes on open side to the FRONT.">>
<"......oh. You know I was WONDERING whether we'd lost power for some reason....">
<<"----I have a really bad feeling about this.">>

Veidt: <<But I liked Magnum, P.I.>>
Awareness: <<You are no Tom Selleck.>>
Veidt: <<Fine. Be that way, Higgins.>>

Arnie100 wrote:Veidt: <<But I liked Magnum, P.I.>>
Awareness: <<You are no Tom Selleck.>>
Veidt: <<Fine. Be that way, Higgins.>>

Awareness: "ZEUS! APOLLO!"

Two gods chase Veidt from the scene...

Meanwhile in Aokigahara...

"Edwards, Kyle ... Karno ... You've done such a good job, we've reassigned you to be our ambassadors to EBSIS."

Edwards, Kyle & Karno: "YEA! We get to leave this hellish forest!!!"

Later in a tent in the Pădurea Hoia...

Edwards: (Glaring at the monitor) "I ... Hate ... All of you ..."

taalismn wrote: <<"Veidt">>
<"Yes, Awareness?">
<<"Lose the Hawaiian shirt. Now.">>

Arnie100 wrote:Veidt: <<But I liked Magnum, P.I.>>
Awareness: <<You are no Tom Selleck.>>
Veidt: <<Fine. Be that way, Higgins.>>

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Veidt: <<But I liked Magnum, P.I.>>
Awareness: <<You are no Tom Selleck.>>
Veidt: <<Fine. Be that way, Higgins.>>

Awareness: "ZEUS! APOLLO!"

Two gods chase Veidt from the scene...

taalismn wrote: <<"Veidt.">>
<"...Yes, Awareness?...">
<<"The thong is out.">>

Brain bleach please.

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in Aokigahara...

"Edwards, Kyle ... Karno ... You've done such a good job, we've reassigned you to be our ambassadors to EBSIS."

Edwards, Kyle & Karno: "YEA! We get to leave this hellish forest!!!"

Later in a tent in the Pădurea Hoia...

Edwards: (Glaring at the monitor) "I ... Hate ... All of you ..."

Karen Penn: "Looking at all you fresh new recruits, I can honestly say that...I thought I'd never miss dealing with newbie meatheads like Jack Baker..."
"...gronk..."

Robotech Documentaries Never Made:
The Forgotten Warriors----The Ice Guard Story
A film by S. Graham

"Given the choice between being assigned to a forgotten backwater rump-unit or accompanying a combat unit on a virtual suicide mission, I'll take the likelihood of a glorious and pathos-wrenching death...."

Later:
Ben Dixon: "Well, hello, what's an angle like you doing in a place like this?"
Wolff: "I saw her first!"
"Is it too late to change my mind and go with the rotting in a frozen backwater dump? Reincarnation?"

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Documentaries Never Made
A Disaster Waiting To Happen----The True Story Of Chief Toombs
A Film By S. Gaham

Well, actually...Toombs took exception when he learned there was an officer training film that cited him specifically and often as 'one of the things to be avoided at all cost". He thought it was libelous and obviously a crack at him pulled off by Roy Fokker.
Needless to say, the JAG ruled against him.

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Documentaries Never Made
A Disaster Waiting To Happen II----The Combat History Of Mauve Squadron
A Film By S. Graham

This too was actually made as an informal video making the rounds of Veritech squadrons, essentially as a precautionary 'this is how you can #### up".
The fact that the gun camera clips and black box footage were somehow synchronized to music and sound effects was regarded as curious....though Mauve Squadron members, once they realized who 'those losers in the film' were, found it just plain insulting, like aggravating an open wound.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Documentaries Never Made
A Disaster Waiting To Happen II----The Combat History Of Mauve Squadron
A Film By S. Graham

This too was actually made as an informal video making the rounds of Veritech squadrons, essentially as a precautionary 'this is how you can #### up".
The fact that the gun camera clips and black box footage were somehow synchronized to music and sound effects was regarded as curious....though Mauve Squadron members, once they realized who 'those losers in the film' were, found it just plain insulting, like aggravating an open wound.

It's a good thing Claudia never saw the footage of Cmdr Toombs shooting Skull One during the fight against Mirya's forces.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:[
It's a good thing Claudia never saw the footage of Cmdr Toombs shooting Skull One during the fight against Mirya's forces.

"Lisa, when you accidentally shot down Rick, what command sequence did you use with fire control?"