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taalismn wrote:Karen Penn: "Looking at all you fresh new recruits, I can honestly say that...I thought I'd never miss dealing with newbie meatheads like Jack Baker..."
"...gronk..."

Now that's bad.

taalismn wrote:Robotech Documentaries Never Made:
The Forgotten Warriors----The Ice Guard Story
A film by S. Graham

"Given the choice between being assigned to a forgotten backwater rump-unit or accompanying a combat unit on a virtual suicide mission, I'll take the likelihood of a glorious and pathos-wrenching death...."

Later:
Ben Dixon: "Well, hello, what's an angle like you doing in a place like this?"
Wolff: "I saw her first!"
"Is it too late to change my mind and go with the rotting in a frozen backwater dump? Reincarnation?"

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Documentaries Never Made
A Disaster Waiting To Happen----The True Story Of Chief Toombs
A Film By S. Gaham

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Documentaries Never Made
A Disaster Waiting To Happen----The True Story Of Chief Toombs
A Film By S. Gaham

Well, actually...Toombs took exception when he learned there was an officer training film that cited him specifically and often as 'one of the things to be avoided at all cost". He thought it was libelous and obviously a crack at him pulled off by Roy Fokker.
Needless to say, the JAG ruled against him.

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Documentaries Never Made
A Disaster Waiting To Happen II----The Combat History Of Mauve Squadron
A Film By S. Graham

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Documentaries Never Made
A Disaster Waiting To Happen II----The Combat History Of Mauve Squadron
A Film By S. Graham

This too was actually made as an informal video making the rounds of Veritech squadrons, essentially as a precautionary 'this is how you can #### up".
The fact that the gun camera clips and black box footage were somehow synchronized to music and sound effects was regarded as curious....though Mauve Squadron members, once they realized who 'those losers in the film' were, found it just plain insulting, like aggravating an open wound.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Robotech Documentaries Never Made
A Disaster Waiting To Happen II----The Combat History Of Mauve Squadron
A Film By S. Graham

This too was actually made as an informal video making the rounds of Veritech squadrons, essentially as a precautionary 'this is how you can #### up".
The fact that the gun camera clips and black box footage were somehow synchronized to music and sound effects was regarded as curious....though Mauve Squadron members, once they realized who 'those losers in the film' were, found it just plain insulting, like aggravating an open wound.

It's a good thing Claudia never saw the footage of Cmdr Toombs shooting Skull One during the fight against Mirya's forces.

Ya, he wouldn't have lived long, and they won't have ever found the body.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:[
It's a good thing Claudia never saw the footage of Cmdr Toombs shooting Skull One during the fight against Mirya's forces.

"Lisa, when you accidentally shot down Rick, what command sequence did you use with fire control?"

"Claudia, I'm not implying anything, but I'm wondering aloud why Mauve Squadron took seventy-five percent casualties in a friendly fire incident?"
"Lisa, Justice is depicted as blind, and sometimes inflicts collateral damage. Sometimes good people pay for the misdeeds of others, even in the pursuit of justice."

taalismn wrote:"Claudia, I'm not implying anything, but I'm wondering aloud why Mauve Squadron took seventy-five percent casualties in a friendly fire incident?"
"Lisa, Justice is depicted as blind, and sometimes inflicts collateral damage. Sometimes good people pay for the misdeeds of others, even in the pursuit of justice."

Soon the bridge door is forcefully opened startling everyone. There in the entrance a Mauve Pilot, smoldering from friendly fire, is frothing out the mouth.

Pilot: *Points at Claudia* "YOU!"

Lisa: "Uh-oh." *side steps away from Claudia*

Pilot: "I don't care for your petty revenge, BUT LEAVE THE REST OF US OUT OF IT! FIRST AND ONLY WARNING!" *Slams the door with enough force to shake the bridge*

Claudia: "..."

Lisa: "Don't know who's more in trouble, you or him?"

Gloval: "Yebena mat'! Did anyone feel the heat off that guy?"

"Did she get the message?"
"I think so. otherwise we'd have had to send in Ralph next."
(Camera pans to show VF pilot RALPH, looking distraught, with an unexploded missile sticking through his torso, waiting outside the bridge)

Lisa: "Who's Ralph?"
Claudia: "Some guy flying a Brownie..."
Lisa: "Oh, not important.then."

(Inside the aforememtioned Brownie's cockpit...)

Ralph: "They're going to notice me soon...right?"

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Who's Ralph?"
Claudia: "Some guy flying a Brownie..."
Lisa: "Oh, not important.then."

(Inside the aforememtioned Brownie's cockpit...)

Ralph: "They're going to notice me soon...right?"

"Ralph, I got good news and some bad news for you. Good news is, they got the best EOD team assigned to your case. Bad news is; by union rules, they just knocked off work for the next twelve hours, so you're just going to have to wait."

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Who's Ralph?"
Claudia: "Some guy flying a Brownie..."
Lisa: "Oh, not important.then."

(Inside the aforememtioned Brownie's cockpit...)

Ralph: "They're going to notice me soon...right?"

Mauve Pilot: "For God's sake Ralph we're not asking you to Kamikaze the bridge."

Other Pilot: "There's a little thing between your legs labeled "EJECT". Remember?"

Other Other Pilot: "Yeah. Get enough momentum then hit it. The Brownie will do the rest."


Gloval: "Claudia. Even though I let Lisa's accident slide, you are not allowed to "accidently" frag friendlies."

Claudia: "Where's the fun in that?"

Gloval: *Points to the "Brownie" barreling in on the bridge.*

Claudia: "... I regret nothing."

Sammy: "What was that one thing my Grandfather said about Vietnam? Bad officers don't last long?"

Gloval: "Because they get shot by their own troops."

(Looking at the concertina'ed 'brownie' now sliding off the bridge window 'bowl')
Gloval: "...amazing what they're doing with safety glass these days, isn't it?"

taalismn wrote:(Looking at the concertina'ed 'brownie' now sliding off the bridge window 'bowl')
Gloval: "...amazing what they're doing with safety glass these days, isn't it?"

Gloval knew he'd jinxed it the minute he said it, as the cracks spidered across the window bowl.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:(Looking at the concertina'ed 'brownie' now sliding off the bridge window 'bowl')
Gloval: "...amazing what they're doing with safety glass these days, isn't it?"

Gloval knew he'd jinxed it the minute he said it, as the cracks spidered across the window bowl.

Sammie, Vanessa, and Kim proved that there WAS a distinct advantage to being near the back of the bridge and close to the bulkhead door...

Actually now that I'm thinking about it didn't the bridge have a separate window from the bowl? Same with all the other rooms in that little tower in the SDF-1.

Here's the SDF-1 bridge from DYRL: http://www.macross2.net/m3/macrossdyrl/ ... erior2.gif

Best interpretation of this situation was a mini-cartoon in the DYRL lineart that showed Skull-One smashing backwards into the bridge 'eyeball', spider-cracks all over, "WARNING!' blaring on all the screens(and there's a LOT of them), and all the bridge bunnies on all the platforms panicking. Gloval is hurdling his chair in an all-out sprint for the rear hatch, with his pipe still in his mouth, showing major haul@ASS form....

taalismn wrote:Best interpretation of this situation was a mini-cartoon in the DYRL lineart that showed Skull-One smashing backwards into the bridge 'eyeball', spider-cracks all over, "WARNING!' blaring on all the screens(and there's a LOT of them), and all the bridge bunnies on all the platforms panicking. Gloval is hurdling his chair in an all-out sprint for the rear hatch, with his pipe still in his mouth, showing major haul@ASS form....

Gloval: "What do you mean there's no window on the bridge? What is it then?"

Lisa: "Plastic wrap?"

Kim: "Lowest bidder strikes again."

"WHO ARMORED THE BRIDGE BOW PORT WITH SUGAR GLASS?!"
"Maybe the same person who roofed the anti-gravity pod bays with sheetrock and roofing tin?"

taalismn wrote:"WHO ARMORED THE BRIDGE BOW PORT WITH SUGAR GLASS?!"
"Maybe the same person who roofed the anti-gravity pod bays with sheetrock and roofing tin?"

"Hey! I got us a great deal on that corigated plastic!"

Admiral Hayes: "Cheap-@$$ contractors..."

These coaxial cables are braided shoe laces. ..

Current canon on the Gravity generators is actually that one of Dr. Lang's team figured out how to tweak the artificial gravity for the decks to use less power (something about not having to hold giant crewmen down), which let them rechannel the energy into the lifting parts.

so basically, they let Tim Taylor** add "More Power!" to their gravity drives, with predictable results..

**actually a technician stationed on Mars named "Karl Riber" came up with the idea, apparently Invasion, Issue 3, Pg26

Admiral Hayes: "Tim TAYLOR?! Seriously, Lang?!"
Dr. Lang: "Vell...it seed like a good idea at the time."

Minmei: "Hey guys! Bette Midler gave me a great fund raising idea for ROBOTECH!"

She shows everyone her latest Tweet...

Kevin: "Your Nakid!"

Random tech looks over shoulder at screen.
"That's more plastic than the entire SDF 1"

"Well, Kyle's brain...all two cells of it...just went meltdown....he's gone into automatic shutdown for the time being..."
Minmei: "Good...you grab his feet, I'll get his wallet."

Random Tech #1: "OMG, MY EYES!!"
Random Tech #2: "Dude, did you just say 'OMG'? Seriously?!"

Lisa Hayes: "For those of you new to bridge operations support, please be aware that, contrary to malicious rumor and misogynist fanon, we bridge crew do not have 'to watch our figures' with regard to our calorie and caffeine intake when on duty, given that we more often than not have to work long, anxious, workshifts under duress, with little knowledge of whether we will have opportunities to have proper meals, or indeed see the next day or work-shift, and thus we tend to be very proprietary about acquiring sustenance of any sort."
Ensign Newbie: "...ah, I'm not sure I follow."
Claudia Grant: "It means that if you stand between her and the chocolate donuts, you're taking your life in your own hands. Take my last tollhouse cookie, or even TOUCH it, and I can assure you, you'll be missing limbs. If you're late with the Kim, Vanessa, or Sammy's milkshakes, you'd be better off on death row, and Captain Gloval ain't giving pardons. Clear?"
Ensign Newbie:(sweatdrop) "...crystal..."

Captain Gloval : "And don't mess around with my pipe, da?"
Ensign Newbie: "Da."
Sammie: "NO SMOKING ON THE BRIDGE!!!!"
Gloval and Newbie :

Gloval: "Here's the chain of command on the bridge: Claudia, Lisa, me, God, and Kim, Vanessa, and Sammie. That's from lowest to highest, in case you're wondering."

Sammie: "That's right, this Is MY domain! Except when we're fighting bad guys...then I let the Captain play..."
Capt. Gloval: "Thank you, Sammie..."
Sammie: "You're welcome!"

Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "That's right, this Is MY domain! Except when we're fighting bad guys...then I let the Captain play..."
Capt. Gloval: "Thank you, Sammie..."
Sammie: "You're welcome!"

Gloval: "It doesn't hurt that your father effectively OWNS the SDF-1 through various shell-companies."
Sammie: "Damned straight!"
Lisa: "..I don't recall us changing the name of the ship to 'Nadesico'.."
Claudia: "Save that for the crossover thread!"

taalismn wrote:"Claudia, I'm not implying anything, but I'm wondering aloud why Mauve Squadron took seventy-five percent casualties in a friendly fire incident?"
"Lisa, Justice is depicted as blind, and sometimes inflicts collateral damage. Sometimes good people pay for the misdeeds of others, even in the pursuit of justice."

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Claudia, I'm not implying anything, but I'm wondering aloud why Mauve Squadron took seventy-five percent casualties in a friendly fire incident?"
"Lisa, Justice is depicted as blind, and sometimes inflicts collateral damage. Sometimes good people pay for the misdeeds of others, even in the pursuit of justice."

Soon the bridge door is forcefully opened startling everyone. There in the entrance a Mauve Pilot, smoldering from friendly fire, is frothing out the mouth.

Pilot: *Points at Claudia* "YOU!"

Lisa: "Uh-oh." *side steps away from Claudia*

Pilot: "I don't care for your petty revenge, BUT LEAVE THE REST OF US OUT OF IT! FIRST AND ONLY WARNING!" *Slams the door with enough force to shake the bridge*

Claudia: "..."

Lisa: "Don't know who's more in trouble, you or him?"

Gloval: "Yebena mat'! Did anyone feel the heat off that guy?"

taalismn wrote:"Did she get the message?"
"I think so. otherwise we'd have had to send in Ralph next."
(Camera pans to show VF pilot RALPH, looking distraught, with an unexploded missile sticking through his torso, waiting outside the bridge)

Good one!

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Who's Ralph?"
Claudia: "Some guy flying a Brownie..."
Lisa: "Oh, not important.then."

(Inside the aforememtioned Brownie's cockpit...)

Ralph: "They're going to notice me soon...right?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Who's Ralph?"
Claudia: "Some guy flying a Brownie..."
Lisa: "Oh, not important.then."

(Inside the aforememtioned Brownie's cockpit...)

Ralph: "They're going to notice me soon...right?"

"Ralph, I got good news and some bad news for you. Good news is, they got the best EOD team assigned to your case. Bad news is; by union rules, they just knocked off work for the next twelve hours, so you're just going to have to wait."

Chronicler wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Who's Ralph?"
Claudia: "Some guy flying a Brownie..."
Lisa: "Oh, not important.then."

(Inside the aforememtioned Brownie's cockpit...)

Ralph: "They're going to notice me soon...right?"

Mauve Pilot: "For God's sake Ralph we're not asking you to Kamikaze the bridge."

Other Pilot: "There's a little thing between your legs labeled "EJECT". Remember?"

Other Other Pilot: "Yeah. Get enough momentum then hit it. The Brownie will do the rest."


Gloval: "Claudia. Even though I let Lisa's accident slide, you are not allowed to "accidently" frag friendlies."

Claudia: "Where's the fun in that?"

Gloval: *Points to the "Brownie" barreling in on the bridge.*

Claudia: "... I regret nothing."

Sammy: "What was that one thing my Grandfather said about Vietnam? Bad officers don't last long?"

Gloval: "Because they get shot by their own troops."

taalismn wrote:(Looking at the concertina'ed 'brownie' now sliding off the bridge window 'bowl')
Gloval: "...amazing what they're doing with safety glass these days, isn't it?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:(Looking at the concertina'ed 'brownie' now sliding off the bridge window 'bowl')
Gloval: "...amazing what they're doing with safety glass these days, isn't it?"

Gloval knew he'd jinxed it the minute he said it, as the cracks spidered across the window bowl.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:(Looking at the concertina'ed 'brownie' now sliding off the bridge window 'bowl')
Gloval: "...amazing what they're doing with safety glass these days, isn't it?"

Gloval knew he'd jinxed it the minute he said it, as the cracks spidered across the window bowl.

Sammie, Vanessa, and Kim proved that there WAS a distinct advantage to being near the back of the bridge and close to the bulkhead door...

Chronicler wrote:Actually now that I'm thinking about it didn't the bridge have a separate window from the bowl? Same with all the other rooms in that little tower in the SDF-1.

I think so.

Arnie100 wrote:Here's the SDF-1 bridge from DYRL: http://www.macross2.net/m3/macrossdyrl/ ... erior2.gif

Nice.

taalismn wrote:Best interpretation of this situation was a mini-cartoon in the DYRL lineart that showed Skull-One smashing backwards into the bridge 'eyeball', spider-cracks all over, "WARNING!' blaring on all the screens(and there's a LOT of them), and all the bridge bunnies on all the platforms panicking. Gloval is hurdling his chair in an all-out sprint for the rear hatch, with his pipe still in his mouth, showing major haul@ASS form....

Chronicler wrote:

taalismn wrote:Best interpretation of this situation was a mini-cartoon in the DYRL lineart that showed Skull-One smashing backwards into the bridge 'eyeball', spider-cracks all over, "WARNING!' blaring on all the screens(and there's a LOT of them), and all the bridge bunnies on all the platforms panicking. Gloval is hurdling his chair in an all-out sprint for the rear hatch, with his pipe still in his mouth, showing major haul@ASS form....

Gloval: "What do you mean there's no window on the bridge? What is it then?"

Lisa: "Plastic wrap?"

Kim: "Lowest bidder strikes again."

taalismn wrote:"WHO ARMORED THE BRIDGE BOW PORT WITH SUGAR GLASS?!"
"Maybe the same person who roofed the anti-gravity pod bays with sheetrock and roofing tin?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"WHO ARMORED THE BRIDGE BOW PORT WITH SUGAR GLASS?!"
"Maybe the same person who roofed the anti-gravity pod bays with sheetrock and roofing tin?"

"Hey! I got us a great deal on that corigated plastic!"

Arnie100 wrote:Admiral Hayes: "Cheap-@$$ contractors..."

say652 wrote:These coaxial cables are braided shoe laces. ..

I'm REALY starting to worry now.

glitterboy2098 wrote:Current canon on the Gravity generators is actually that one of Dr. Lang's team figured out how to tweak the artificial gravity for the decks to use less power (something about not having to hold giant crewmen down), which let them rechannel the energy into the lifting parts.

so basically, they let Tim Taylor** add "More Power!" to their gravity drives, with predictable results..

**actually a technician stationed on Mars named "Karl Riber" came up with the idea, apparently Invasion, Issue 3, Pg26

glitterboy2098 wrote:Current canon on the Gravity generators is actually that one of Dr. Lang's team figured out how to tweak the artificial gravity for the decks to use less power (something about not having to hold giant crewmen down), which let them rechannel the energy into the lifting parts.

so basically, they let Tim Taylor** add "More Power!" to their gravity drives, with predictable results..

**actually a technician stationed on Mars named "Karl Riber" came up with the idea, apparently Invasion, Issue 3, Pg26

Interesting.

Arnie100 wrote:Admiral Hayes: "Tim TAYLOR?! Seriously, Lang?!"
Dr. Lang: "Vell...it seed like a good idea at the time."

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Hey guys! Bette Midler gave me a great fund raising idea for ROBOTECH!"

She shows everyone her latest Tweet...

Kevin: "Your Nakid!"

Someone just wants attention.

say652 wrote:Random tech looks over shoulder at screen.
"That's more plastic than the entire SDF 1"

taalismn wrote:"Well, Kyle's brain...all two cells of it...just went meltdown....he's gone into automatic shutdown for the time being..."
Minmei: "Good...you grab his feet, I'll get his wallet."

Arnie100 wrote:Random Tech #1: "OMG, MY EYES!!"
Random Tech #2: "Dude, did you just say 'OMG'? Seriously?!"

taalismn wrote:Lisa Hayes: "For those of you new to bridge operations support, please be aware that, contrary to malicious rumor and misogynist fanon, we bridge crew do not have 'to watch our figures' with regard to our calorie and caffeine intake when on duty, given that we more often than not have to work long, anxious, workshifts under duress, with little knowledge of whether we will have opportunities to have proper meals, or indeed see the next day or work-shift, and thus we tend to be very proprietary about acquiring sustenance of any sort."
Ensign Newbie: "...ah, I'm not sure I follow."
Claudia Grant: "It means that if you stand between her and the chocolate donuts, you're taking your life in your own hands. Take my last tollhouse cookie, or even TOUCH it, and I can assure you, you'll be missing limbs. If you're late with the Kim, Vanessa, or Sammy's milkshakes, you'd be better off on death row, and Captain Gloval ain't giving pardons. Clear?"
Ensign Newbie:(sweatdrop) "...crystal..."

Arnie100 wrote:Captain Gloval : "And don't mess around with my pipe, da?"
Ensign Newbie: "Da."
Sammie: "NO SMOKING ON THE BRIDGE!!!!"
Gloval and Newbie :

He can't get away.

taalismn wrote:Gloval: "Here's the chain of command on the bridge: Claudia, Lisa, me, God, and Kim, Vanessa, and Sammie. That's from lowest to highest, in case you're wondering."

Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "That's right, this Is MY domain! Except when we're fighting bad guys...then I let the Captain play..."
Capt. Gloval: "Thank you, Sammie..."
Sammie: "You're welcome!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "That's right, this Is MY domain! Except when we're fighting bad guys...then I let the Captain play..."
Capt. Gloval: "Thank you, Sammie..."
Sammie: "You're welcome!"

Gloval: "It doesn't hurt that your father effectively OWNS the SDF-1 through various shell-companies."
Sammie: "Damned straight!"
Lisa: "..I don't recall us changing the name of the ship to 'Nadesico'.."
Claudia: "Save that for the crossover thread!"

"And yes, Ensign Newbie, your SOLE job and HIGHEST priority during a red alert is to make sure that the bridge is kept supplied with a steady supply of coffee, drinks, and snacks. You exist for no other purpose. failure to comply, and you will spaced. "
"But-"
"Your ONLY purpose. Understand?"
(gulp) "Understood, sir."

taalismn wrote:"And yes, Ensign Newbie, your SOLE job and HIGHEST priority during a red alert is to make sure that the bridge is kept supplied with a steady supply of coffee, drinks, and snacks. You exist for no other purpose. failure to comply, and you will spaced. "
"But-"
"Your ONLY purpose. Understand?"
(gulp) "Understood, sir."

Robotech Macross: Behind the sceans.

Ensign Newbie: (Muttering to himself...) "I HATE this job."
Capt. Gloval: "Vat vas that, Newbie? Did I hear you vanted a transfer to Chief Toombs' unit, da?"
Ensign Newbie: "NO, SIR! Getting requested snacks and drinks, SIR!"
Capt. Gloval: "Excellent! Carry on!"
Ensign Newbie: (Muttering to himself...) "I should just request a transfer to Ice Guard. Gotta be better then being a valet."

Casey Ryeback toiled away in the Kitchen preparing pies for the Commander.

say652 wrote:Casey Ryeback toiled away in the Kitchen preparing pies for the Commander.

Yeah, you'd need someone THAT zen to deal with their demands.

Chef Ryback: "What did ya do to mah pies??"
Ensign Newbie: "NOTHING! I SWEAR!!!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What happened to you?"
Ensign Newbie: "I touched Chef Ryback's pies."
Charon:

(SDF-1 Bridge...)

Sammie: "DAMMIT! We need a new Ensign Newbie!!"
Capt. Gloval: "Vat did ze idiot do?"
Sammie: "He touched Chef Ryback's pies."
Capt. Gloval:

"Commandah bring me a new Cakegirl, the last one burned in da Oven."

Arnie100 wrote:Ensign Newbie: (Muttering to himself...) "I should just request a transfer to Ice Guard. Gotta be better then being a valet."

Major Jones: "Yeah, we get that a lot too."
(this, to the survivor of the latest personnel transfer. The others didn't make it off the tarmac.)

Ice Guard Trooper #1: "We have a tarmac?! All I see is SNOW. LOTS AND LOTS OF SNOW."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "I think if we had one, its around here somewhere."

Arnie100 wrote:Ice Guard Trooper #1: "We have a tarmac?! All I see is SNOW. LOTS AND LOTS OF SNOW."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "I think if we had one, its around here somewhere."

As if to emphasize his point, a nearby snow mound lifts off and transforms from Guardian to Fighter mode.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Ice Guard Trooper #1: "We have a tarmac?! All I see is SNOW. LOTS AND LOTS OF SNOW."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "I think if we had one, its around here somewhere."

As if to emphasize his point, a nearby snow mound lifts off and transforms from Guardian to Fighter mode.

Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Well...DAYUM."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "Yup. Now if we can just get our transfers approved..."

Arnie100 wrote:Ice Guard Trooper #2: "Yup. Now if we can just get our transfers approved..."

"Yes, our transfer to the IceBerg...I understand the cabin heaters actually work there."

(SDF-1 Bridge...)

Mihoshi: "Ensign Mihoshi reporting for duty, SIR!"
Capt. Gloval and the Bridge Bunnies:
Capt. Gloval: "Bozhe Moi..."
Mihoshi: "What? What'd I do??"

Arnie100 wrote:(SDF-1 Bridge...)

Mihoshi: "Ensign Mihoshi reporting for duty, SIR!"
Capt. Gloval and the Bridge Bunnies:
Capt. Gloval: "Bozhe Moi..."
Mihoshi: "What? What'd I do??"

"You just tripped the escape pod launch."
"Oops..."
Claudia: "I'll have the SAR flights go looking for Lisa."

Marie: (On seeing the movie trailer) "SEAN!!!"

SRoss wrote:Marie: (On seeing the movie trailer) "SEAN!!!"

Dana: "That was sooo..."
Angelo: "Wrong?"
Bowie: "Disturbing?"
Louie: "Fascinating?"
Dana, Angelo and Bowie:

"No sir, the Witness Protection Program is not a means of escaping your romantic problems."