Robotech Blooper Reels

[Arnie100]

"No sir, the Witness Protection Program is not a means of escaping your romantic problems."

(Down Below...)

Charon: "Death isn't an escape, either."

[say652]

Chef Ryeback "I say dis once and only once, don't touch ma Pies. Da fo dah Captain."
Throws his knife......into the leg of his Sous Chef.

[Alpha 11]

Ensign Newbie: (Muttering to himself...) "I HATE this job."
Capt. Gloval: "Vat vas that, Newbie? Did I hear you vanted a transfer to Chief Toombs' unit, da?"
Ensign Newbie: "NO, SIR! Getting requested snacks and drinks, SIR!"
Capt. Gloval: "Excellent! Carry on!"
Ensign Newbie: (Muttering to himself...) "I should just request a transfer to Ice Guard. Gotta be better then being a valet."

Casey Ryeback toiled away in the Kitchen preparing pies for the Commander.

Could be a lot worse.

Casey Ryeback toiled away in the Kitchen preparing pies for the Commander.

Yeah, you'd need someone THAT zen to deal with their demands.

Had to google him, but now I really understand now.

Chef Ryback: "What did ya do to mah pies??"
Ensign Newbie: "NOTHING! I SWEAR!!!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What happened to you?"
Ensign Newbie: "I touched Chef Ryback's pies."
Charon:

(SDF-1 Bridge...)

Sammie: "DAMMIT! We need a new Ensign Newbie!!"
Capt. Gloval: "Vat did ze idiot do?"
Sammie: "He touched Chef Ryback's pies."
Capt. Gloval:

"Commandah bring me a new Cakegirl, the last one burned in da Oven."

Ensign Newbie: (Muttering to himself...) "I should just request a transfer to Ice Guard. Gotta be better then being a valet."

Major Jones: "Yeah, we get that a lot too."
(this, to the survivor of the latest personnel transfer. The others didn't make it off the tarmac.)

[Alpha 11]

Ice Guard Trooper #1: "We have a tarmac?! All I see is SNOW. LOTS AND LOTS OF SNOW."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "I think if we had one, its around here somewhere."

Most likely burred under several feet of snow.

Ice Guard Trooper #1: "We have a tarmac?! All I see is SNOW. LOTS AND LOTS OF SNOW."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "I think if we had one, its around here somewhere."

As if to emphasize his point, a nearby snow mound lifts off and transforms from Guardian to Fighter mode.

I rest my case.

Ice Guard Trooper #1: "We have a tarmac?! All I see is SNOW. LOTS AND LOTS OF SNOW."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "I think if we had one, its around here somewhere."

As if to emphasize his point, a nearby snow mound lifts off and transforms from Guardian to Fighter mode.

Ice Guard Trooper #1: "Well...DAYUM."
Ice Guard Trooper #2: "Yup. Now if we can just get our transfers approved..."

Not going to happen.

Ice Guard Trooper #2: "Yup. Now if we can just get our transfers approved..."

"Yes, our transfer to the IceBerg...I understand the cabin heaters actually work there."

(SDF-1 Bridge...)

Mihoshi: "Ensign Mihoshi reporting for duty, SIR!"
Capt. Gloval and the Bridge Bunnies:
Capt. Gloval: "Bozhe Moi..."
Mihoshi: "What? What'd I do??"

Will the bridge still be there tommarrow?!?

(SDF-1 Bridge...)

Mihoshi: "Ensign Mihoshi reporting for duty, SIR!"
Capt. Gloval and the Bridge Bunnies:
Capt. Gloval: "Bozhe Moi..."
Mihoshi: "What? What'd I do??"

"You just tripped the escape pod launch."
"Oops..."
Claudia: "I'll have the SAR flights go looking for Lisa."

[Alpha 11]

Marie: (On seeing the movie trailer) "SEAN!!!"

Marie: (On seeing the movie trailer) "SEAN!!!"

Dana: "That was sooo..."
Angelo: "Wrong?"
Bowie: "Disturbing?"
Louie: "Fascinating?"
Dana, Angelo and Bowie:

[Alpha 11]

"No sir, the Witness Protection Program is not a means of escaping your romantic problems."

"No sir, the Witness Protection Program is not a means of escaping your romantic problems."

(Down Below...)

Charon: "Death isn't an escape, either."

Chef Ryeback "I say dis once and only once, don't touch ma Pies. Da fo dah Captain."
Throws his knife......into the leg of his Sous Chef.

[SRoss]

Chef Ryeback "I say dis once and only once, don't touch ma Pies. Da fo dah Captain."
Throws his knife......into the leg of his Sous Chef.

I have trouble seeing Chief Ryback speaking with a New York accent...

[say652]

Chef Ryeback "I say dis once and only once, don't touch ma Pies. Da fo dah Captain."
Throws his knife......into the leg of his Sous Chef.

I have trouble seeing Chief Ryback speaking with a New York accent...

It's a blend of Brooklyn, Japanese,California and Inuit. Accent. Geez.

[taalismn]

Let's not make fun of those whose accents are merely forecasts of that which is to come(Blade Runner, Firefly)

[say652]

I blended all of Segals movies to get his accent.

[taalismn]

I blended all of Segals movies to get his accent.

In which case, he should sound like an upper-class Eaton graduate.

[Alpha 11]

Chef Ryeback "I say dis once and only once, don't touch ma Pies. Da fo dah Captain."
Throws his knife......into the leg of his Sous Chef.

I have trouble seeing Chief Ryback speaking with a New York accent...

Ya.

Chef Ryeback "I say dis once and only once, don't touch ma Pies. Da fo dah Captain."
Throws his knife......into the leg of his Sous Chef.

I have trouble seeing Chief Ryback speaking with a New York accent...

It's a blend of Brooklyn, Japanese,California and Inuit. Accent. Geez.

That's quiet a mix there.

Let's not make fun of those whose accents are merely forecasts of that which is to come(Blade Runner, Firefly)

I blended all of Segals movies to get his accent.

Interesting.

I blended all of Segals movies to get his accent.

In which case, he should sound like an upper-class Eaton graduate.

[taalismn]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Admiral Hayes: "OOps! Sorry, Edwards! Didn't realize you were on the other side of the door when I opened it...what were you doing with your FACE at the same level as the door knob anyway?"

Doctor: "I'd suggest not trying to break any more beer bottles with your face."

Range Safety Officer: "Okay, what you just saw, recruits, was the DUMBEST thing you can ever do in firearms safety. The fact that a veteran like General Edwards did it makes it all the more stupid. If your gun jams, DON'T look down the barrel."

Female Adjutant, Alaska Base: "You know, sister-in-arms, you just need to SPRAY the jerk with the pepper spray. You don't have to try to beat his head in with the canister."

PX Officer: "...we've never had any complaints about the electric shavers we stock here before. And the one you turned in after your accident....well, we can't find anything mechanically wrong with it."

Female Officer, Alaska Base: "No, I don't think sticking a welding torch in that peephole we found in the women's shower stall was overkill."

[Arnie100]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Minmei: "His face got in the way of my extremely hot frying pan and...well..."

Range Safety Officer: "That is not how you hold a flare..."

Crew Chief: "General...you shouldn't have been standing close to the engine nozzle, Sir."

Ensign Newbie: "Sorry about the coffee, Sir."

[SRoss]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Minmei: "His face got in the way of my extremely hot frying pan and...well..."

Range Safety Officer: "That is not how you hold a flare..."

Crew Chief: "General...you shouldn't have been standing close to the engine nozzle, Sir."

Ensign Newbie: "Sorry about the coffee, Sir."

Also how Ensign Newbie got assigned to IceGuard...

[taalismn]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Corpman: "Maybe, sir, the next time your pen doesn't write, you shouldn't shake it so vigorously."

Paramedic: "Try not sighting down your knife from the pointy end while you're cleaning it."

ER Doctor: "That's not one of the orifices you use for that sort of thing..."

[Arnie100]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Edwards: "Hunter, I really wish your wife would stop throwing her spiked heel shoe at me every time I enter a room with you two in it."

Corpsman: "Those bloody roombas can be nasty little buggers, yeah?"

Edwards: "Note to self: NEVER go to Washu for an eye check-up."

Edwards: "Another note to self: NEVER tell Dana Sterling what a ditzy blonde she is."

[taalismn]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Technical Sergeant: "I know, sir, that you're an above-average pilot, but maybe 'do-it-yourself' is something you're better off delegating...at least until you get the hang of power tools."

EMT: "Less mousse in the hair and eyebrows, and set the hairdryer on its lowest heat setting."

Dentist: "That's not how you use an electric toothbrush."

Mess Sergeant: "Better let somebody else manage the electric carving knife, General."

[thorr-kan]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Meanwhile on Earth 666:

General Edwards: "Bloody cross-dimensional duplicates."

Medic: "Sir, is your AAVRAS flaring again?"

GE (gritting teeth): "YES. And I can feel my IQ dropping as we speak. I'm...starting to think some of my recent command decisions need to be revisit."

M (wincing): "Sir, there haven't been any problems yet...Caffeine has a proven ability to raise IQ. I can prescribe some an industrial strength dosage."

GE (pausing, eyeing CM dubiously): "Since when can you write prescriptions?!"

M (affronted): "Sir. I am a *Special Forces* medic. I can perform *brain surgery.* With a rusty K-Bar. Successfully."

GE: "Right, and forgetting that just tells it me it's past time to take steps." Edwards moves to the intercom. "Bridge, page Captain Grant for me, on the double!"

Captain Grant (a few seconds later): "What can I do for you, General?"

GE: "Captain. Congratulations on your promotion to brevet Commodore. You've got command of the task force until we get this AAVRAS crap locked down. I'll continue in an advisory position."

CG (aghast): "TR, you can't do this to me!"

GE (brushing hands): "It's done, Vince. If you need me I'll be in my bunk." Edwards cuts the intercom, and turns to the medic, holding out his hand. "Caffeine dosage. And weapons grade sedatives. *I'm* taking a nap."

Several minutes later, Security reported that General Edwards was indeed fast asleep, with a smile of beatific happiness on his face. The whole task force breathed a sign of relief. The General was a well-respected leader, and his recent health crisis had worried his whole command.

[Arnie100]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Benson: "Sir...that isn't how you hold a blowtorch."

Minmei: "I hit him with a pot of boiling hot oil."

[SRoss]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Medical Orderly: "Sir, I'm pretty sure that's not how you use a curling iron."

[Arnie100]

Edwards: "Benson...why is everyone talking about my eye??"
Benson: "Well...we ARE curious as to how you lost it, Sir."
Edwards: "I lost it in combat against the Zentraedi."
Benson: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU, SIR, IN COMBAT?! AHAHAHAHA! Great joke, Sir. Seriously, Sir...how did you lose your eye?"
Edwards: "That's the truth, I swear!"
Benson: "Oh; please, Sir. All the other theories are better then THAT joke, Sir."

[taalismn]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Service Station Attendant: "Sir, the air compressor is NOT a toy!"

Policeman: "Know the difference between your portable spyglass and your extendable baton."

[taalismn]

[

M (affronted): "Sir. I am a *Special Forces* medic. I can perform *brain surgery.* With a rusty K-Bar. Successfully.".

Tends to pass out after delivering babies, though. Though not before cutting the cord with his TEETH.

[Alpha 11]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Admiral Hayes: "OOps! Sorry, Edwards! Didn't realize you were on the other side of the door when I opened it...what were you doing with your FACE at the same level as the door knob anyway?"

Doctor: "I'd suggest not trying to break any more beer bottles with your face."

Range Safety Officer: "Okay, what you just saw, recruits, was the DUMBEST thing you can ever do in firearms safety. The fact that a veteran like General Edwards did it makes it all the more stupid. If your gun jams, DON'T look down the barrel."

Female Adjutant, Alaska Base: "You know, sister-in-arms, you just need to SPRAY the jerk with the pepper spray. You don't have to try to beat his head in with the canister."

PX Officer: "...we've never had any complaints about the electric shavers we stock here before. And the one you turned in after your accident....well, we can't find anything mechanically wrong with it."

Female Officer, Alaska Base: "No, I don't think sticking a welding torch in that peephole we found in the women's shower stall was overkill."

Good ones!

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Minmei: "His face got in the way of my extremely hot frying pan and...well..."

Range Safety Officer: "That is not how you hold a flare..."

Crew Chief: "General...you shouldn't have been standing close to the engine nozzle, Sir."

Ensign Newbie: "Sorry about the coffee, Sir."

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Minmei: "His face got in the way of my extremely hot frying pan and...well..."

Range Safety Officer: "That is not how you hold a flare..."

Crew Chief: "General...you shouldn't have been standing close to the engine nozzle, Sir."

Ensign Newbie: "Sorry about the coffee, Sir."

Also how Ensign Newbie got assigned to IceGuard...

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Corpman: "Maybe, sir, the next time your pen doesn't write, you shouldn't shake it so vigorously."

Paramedic: "Try not sighting down your knife from the pointy end while you're cleaning it."

ER Doctor: "That's not one of the orifices you use for that sort of thing..."

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Edwards: "Hunter, I really wish your wife would stop throwing her spiked heel shoe at me every time I enter a room with you two in it."

Corpsman: "Those bloody roombas can be nasty little buggers, yeah?"

Edwards: "Note to self: NEVER go to Washu for an eye check-up."

Edwards: "Another note to self: NEVER tell Dana Sterling what a ditzy blonde she is."

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Technical Sergeant: "I know, sir, that you're an above-average pilot, but maybe 'do-it-yourself' is something you're better off delegating...at least until you get the hang of power tools."

EMT: "Less mousse in the hair and eyebrows, and set the hairdryer on its lowest heat setting."

Dentist: "That's not how you use an electric toothbrush."

Mess Sergeant: "Better let somebody else manage the electric carving knife, General."

These all been good!

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Meanwhile on Earth 666:

General Edwards: "Bloody cross-dimensional duplicates."

Medic: "Sir, is your AAVRAS flaring again?"

GE (gritting teeth): "YES. And I can feel my IQ dropping as we speak. I'm...starting to think some of my recent command decisions need to be revisit."

M (wincing): "Sir, there haven't been any problems yet...Caffeine has a proven ability to raise IQ. I can prescribe some an industrial strength dosage."

GE (pausing, eyeing CM dubiously): "Since when can you write prescriptions?!"

M (affronted): "Sir. I am a *Special Forces* medic. I can perform *brain surgery.* With a rusty K-Bar. Successfully."

GE: "Right, and forgetting that just tells it me it's past time to take steps." Edwards moves to the intercom. "Bridge, page Captain Grant for me, on the double!"

Captain Grant (a few seconds later): "What can I do for you, General?"

GE: "Captain. Congratulations on your promotion to brevet Commodore. You've got command of the task force until we get this AAVRAS crap locked down. I'll continue in an advisory position."

CG (aghast): "TR, you can't do this to me!"

GE (brushing hands): "It's done, Vince. If you need me I'll be in my bunk." Edwards cuts the intercom, and turns to the medic, holding out his hand. "Caffeine dosage. And weapons grade sedatives. *I'm* taking a nap."

Several minutes later, Security reported that General Edwards was indeed fast asleep, with a smile of beatific happiness on his face. The whole task force breathed a sign of relief. The General was a well-respected leader, and his recent health crisis had worried his whole command.

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Benson: "Sir...that isn't how you hold a blowtorch."

Minmei: "I hit him with a pot of boiling hot oil."

[Alpha 11]

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Medical Orderly: "Sir, I'm pretty sure that's not how you use a curling iron."

Edwards: "Benson...why is everyone talking about my eye??"
Benson: "Well...we ARE curious as to how you lost it, Sir."
Edwards: "I lost it in combat against the Zentraedi."
Benson: "BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU, SIR, IN COMBAT?! AHAHAHAHA! Great joke, Sir. Seriously, Sir...how did you lose your eye?"
Edwards: "That's the truth, I swear!"
Benson: "Oh; please, Sir. All the other theories are better then THAT joke, Sir."

How T.R. Edwards REALLY Lost His Eye:

Service Station Attendant: "Sir, the air compressor is NOT a toy!"

Policeman: "Know the difference between your portable spyglass and your extendable baton."

[

M (affronted): "Sir. I am a *Special Forces* medic. I can perform *brain surgery.* With a rusty K-Bar. Successfully.".

Tends to pass out after delivering babies, though. Though not before cutting the cord with his TEETH.

[taalismn]

"Gentlemen, while I applaud your enthusiasm in seeking to develop a new form of Fold Drive, I'm afraid that your latest efforts don't really justify all the resources poured into it."
"Okay, so we threw the switch and, though nothing really moved any distance, every piece of loose clothing and cloth in the radius of effect became instantly perfectly folded and creased. That's gotta be SOMEHOW useful."
"If we were going into business as a galactic-scale laundry service, maybe."

[Alpha 11]

"Gentlemen, while I applaud your enthusiasm in seeking to develop a new form of Fold Drive, I'm afraid that your latest efforts don't really justify all the resources poured into it."
"Okay, so we threw the switch and, though nothing really moved any distance, every piece of loose clothing and cloth in the radius of effect became instantly perfectly folded and creased. That's gotta be SOMEHOW useful."
"If we were going into business as a galactic-scale laundry service, maybe."

Well, at least it didn't REMOVE any clothing.

[taalismn]

[

Well, at least it didn't REMOVE any clothing.

The previous experiments Folded clothing while people were still wearing them....the result was a number of very painful wedgies, interesting skin-burns, ripped outfits, dislocated limbs and a LOT of exposed flesh.
The 'Stripperific' Drive was only marginally less humiliating than a pure 'Bare Essence' Drive would have been.

[Arnie100]

[

Well, at least it didn't REMOVE any clothing.

The previous experiments Folded clothing while people were still wearing them....the result was a number of very painful wedgies, interesting skin-burns, ripped outfits, dislocated limbs and a LOT of exposed flesh.
The 'Stripperific' Drive was only marginally less humiliating than a pure 'Bare Essence' Drive would have been.

Lang: "Hhhhmmm...maybe zey need more..."
Random Scientist: "Oh, no..."
Lang: "Vat? Its all in the ze name of SCIENCE!"
Random Scientist: "Phew...I thought you were going to say POWER."
Lang: "Zat iz a vonderful idea! Zank you!"
Random Scientist:

[taalismn]

Gargoyle Bridge Crew:(all are standing in nothing but their socks)
"I really HATE these propulsion tests..."

Scientists:(watching shipboard video monitors) "AUGGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!"
Doctor Burke: "Okay, secret our-eyes-only note; use better-looking crews for the test runs."

[SRoss]

Gargoyle Bridge Crew:(all are standing in nothing but their socks)
"I really HATE these propulsion tests..."

Scientists:(watching shipboard video monitors) "AUGGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!"
Doctor Burke: "Okay, secret our-eyes-only note; use better-looking crews for the test runs."

Ume: (Glaring, punches Lang through the monitor, grabs the naked Tessa and rushes to her quarters.)

[taalismn]

Dolza: "I assure you, Masters, this battle station is FULLY operational."
Robotech Master:(facepalm) "......nice knowing you, moron...."

[Arnie100]

Dolza: "I assure you, Masters, this battle station is FULLY operational."
Robotech Master:(facepalm) "......nice knowing you, moron...."

(Suddenly the power starts to shut down all over the station...)

Dolza: "Well; uhm, THAT wasn't supposed to happen..."
Robotech Master #1: "'FULLY operational', huh?"
Robotech Master #2: "Somebody's in DEEP trouble here."
Robotech Master #3 "I'd hate to be in YOUR shoes, Mister."
Dolza: "It's not MY fault!"
Robotech Master #1: "Please don't try ro pin the blame on 'teenage rebels'!"
Robotech Master #2: "That's as bad as the human excuse 'the dog ate my homework'."
Robotech Master #3: "You've got some explaining to do."

[Alpha 11]

[

Well, at least it didn't REMOVE any clothing.

The previous experiments Folded clothing while people were still wearing them....the result was a number of very painful wedgies, interesting skin-burns, ripped outfits, dislocated limbs and a LOT of exposed flesh.
The 'Stripperific' Drive was only marginally less humiliating than a pure 'Bare Essence' Drive would have been.

[

Well, at least it didn't REMOVE any clothing.

The previous experiments Folded clothing while people were still wearing them....the result was a number of very painful wedgies, interesting skin-burns, ripped outfits, dislocated limbs and a LOT of exposed flesh.
The 'Stripperific' Drive was only marginally less humiliating than a pure 'Bare Essence' Drive would have been.

Lang: "Hhhhmmm...maybe zey need more..."
Random Scientist: "Oh, no..."
Lang: "Vat? Its all in the ze name of SCIENCE!"
Random Scientist: "Phew...I thought you were going to say POWER."
Lang: "Zat iz a vonderful idea! Zank you!"
Random Scientist:

Gargoyle Bridge Crew:(all are standing in nothing but their socks)
"I really HATE these propulsion tests..."

Scientists:(watching shipboard video monitors) "AUGGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!"
Doctor Burke: "Okay, secret our-eyes-only note; use better-looking crews for the test runs."

[Alpha 11]

Gargoyle Bridge Crew:(all are standing in nothing but their socks)
"I really HATE these propulsion tests..."

Scientists:(watching shipboard video monitors) "AUGGHHH!!! MY EYES!!!!"
Doctor Burke: "Okay, secret our-eyes-only note; use better-looking crews for the test runs."

Ume: (Glaring, punches Lang through the monitor, grabs the naked Tessa and rushes to her quarters.)

Dolza: "I assure you, Masters, this battle station is FULLY operational."
Robotech Master:(facepalm) "......nice knowing you, moron...."

Dolza: "I assure you, Masters, this battle station is FULLY operational."
Robotech Master:(facepalm) "......nice knowing you, moron...."

(Suddenly the power starts to shut down all over the station...)

Dolza: "Well; uhm, THAT wasn't supposed to happen..."
Robotech Master #1: "'FULLY operational', huh?"
Robotech Master #2: "Somebody's in DEEP trouble here."
Robotech Master #3 "I'd hate to be in YOUR shoes, Mister."
Dolza: "It's not MY fault!"
Robotech Master #1: "Please don't try ro pin the blame on 'teenage rebels'!"
Robotech Master #2: "That's as bad as the human excuse 'the dog ate my homework'."
Robotech Master #3: "You've got some explaining to do."

[taalismn]

Dolza: "CAN SOMEBODY GET SOME LIGHTS ON IN HERE?!"
(suddenly light flares up around his command bubble)
Dolza: "THANK YOU!"
(He turns, suddenly sees that the source of the bright light is the SDF-1, hovering in Stormer mode, just outside his command bubble, with all its weapons glowing in 'overcharge')
Dolza: "...ah..." (sweatdrop)

[Alpha 11]

Dolza: "CAN SOMEBODY GET SOME LIGHTS ON IN HERE?!"
(suddenly light flares up around his command bubble)
Dolza: "THANK YOU!"
(He turns, suddenly sees that the source of the bright light is the SDF-1, hovering in Stormer mode, just outside his command bubble, with all its weapons glowing in 'overcharge')
Dolza: "...ah..." (sweatdrop)

Good one!

[taalismn]

The only thing that could make that situation worse...

Claudia: "Is that big Zentraedi MOONING us?"
Gloval: "Fry his @$$."

[Alpha 11]

The only thing that could make that situation worse...

Claudia: "Is that big Zentraedi MOONING us?"
Gloval: "Fry his @$$."

[taalismn]

Breetai: "Tell me that look on Dolza's face was recorded."
Exedore: "Do you want a slideshow or slow-mo playback?"

At the moment said footage was taken:
Dolza: "...what a time for my trouser belt to fail..."

[Arnie100]

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Gloval: "O MOY BOG! MOI GLAZA!!!! BYSTRO! OTKRYTYY OGON'!! (OH MY GOD! MY EYES!!!! QUICKLY! OPEN FIRE!!)"
Lisa: "That was..."
Claudia..."The biggest @$$ I've ever seen...I think I'm gonna be SICK."

[taalismn]

Earth Orbit: Battle of Reflex Point:
General Reinhardt: "Helm? Where are we in relation to the Neutron S missiles?"
Helmsman: "Why, our orbital path should be taking us across- oh$#!+"
(Cut to back of Reinhardt's and the helmsman's heads as they look out the bridge windows and the Neutron S missile quickly growing larger as it comes directly at them)

[Arnie100]

Regis: "FOLLOW ME, MY CHILDREN!! LEAVE THE HORROR OF THE SIGHT OF THE GALAXY'S BIGGEST @$$ AND JOIN ME AS WE FOLLOW OUR EVOLUTIONARY PATH ELSEWHERE!!"

[taalismn]

Scott Bernard: (looking at flask Marcus has just handed him) "-what's in this stuff?"
Marcus: "Don't a-"
Louie: "It's a botulism culture."
*"PPPHFFFTTTTT!!!"*(Marcus gets spit-painted)
Alex: "Hell of a time to try out your comic timing routine, Nichols."
Louie: "I thought my timing was spot on."

[Alpha 11]

Breetai: "Tell me that look on Dolza's face was recorded."
Exedore: "Do you want a slideshow or slow-mo playback?"

At the moment said footage was taken:
Dolza: "...what a time for my trouser belt to fail..."

(On the bridge of the SDF-1...)

Gloval: "O MOY BOG! MOI GLAZA!!!! BYSTRO! OTKRYTYY OGON'!! (OH MY GOD! MY EYES!!!! QUICKLY! OPEN FIRE!!)"
Lisa: "That was..."
Claudia..."The biggest @$$ I've ever seen...I think I'm gonna be SICK."

Earth Orbit: Battle of Reflex Point:
General Reinhardt: "Helm? Where are we in relation to the Neutron S missiles?"
Helmsman: "Why, our orbital path should be taking us across- oh$#!+"
(Cut to back of Reinhardt's and the helmsman's heads as they look out the bridge windows and the Neutron S missile quickly growing larger as it comes directly at them)

Regis: "FOLLOW ME, MY CHILDREN!! LEAVE THE HORROR OF THE SIGHT OF THE GALAXY'S BIGGEST @$$ AND JOIN ME AS WE FOLLOW OUR EVOLUTIONARY PATH ELSEWHERE!!"

Scott Bernard: (looking at flask Marcus has just handed him) "-what's in this stuff?"
Marcus: "Don't a-"
Louie: "It's a botulism culture."
*"PPPHFFFTTTTT!!!"*(Marcus gets spit-painted)
Alex: "Hell of a time to try out your comic timing routine, Nichols."
Louie: "I thought my timing was spot on."

[taalismn]

"You have a problem, El-tee?"
"No, Louie...it's just that I wish you used a more...confidence-inspiring...timing element for the demolition charges."
"...you don't think the Tirolians would appreciate the Mickey Mouse watch?"

[Arnie100]

"You have a problem, El-tee?"
"No, Louie...it's just that I wish you used a more...confidence-inspiring...timing element for the demolition charges."
"...you don't think the Tirolians would appreciate the Mickey Mouse watch?"

"I don't think they know who Mickey Mouse is..."

[taalismn]

"Southern Cross body armor; wonderful, revolutionary stuff....personal protection unheralded in the history of personal armor. A tribute to the history and expertise of the armorer."
"...and yet they never considered how the wearer is supposed to deal with a case of the 'bunchies' under all that plate..."
"Yeah...ouch...damn wedgie...."

[Arnie100]

"Southern Cross body armor; wonderful, revolutionary stuff....personal protection unheralded in the history of personal armor. A tribute to the history and expertise of the armorer."
"...and yet they never considered how the wearer is supposed to deal with a case of the 'bunchies' under all that plate..."
"Yeah...ouch...damn wedgie...."

"How do you use the bathroom in these things?"
"You just had to say that, didn't you?!" (Runs off to the nearest bathroom, stripping off armor...)