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Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:52 pm
by taalismn
Bruce Banner: "I said THAT?"
Sammie: "Yeah, you did. Then you folded the guy to about the size of your Actors' Guild badge. I didn't know the Hulk knew origami."
BannerL "...apparently he got it from my studies of calmative Asian meditation techniques. Wait...I have an Actors' Guild badge?!"
"HULK DO SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:00 pm
by SRoss
"TO BE? OR NOT BE? THAT QUESTION. WHETHER IT NOBLER TO SUFFER PUNY SLINGS AND ARROWS..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2016 9:16 pm
by taalismn
"'BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH?' WHY SILLY LITTLE MEN ATTACK HU-CAESAR WITH KNIVES?! ET TU, BRUTE? HUL-CAESAR HURT! CAESAR ANGRY! CAESAR SMASH!!!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:46 am
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:"'BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH?' WHY SILLY LITTLE MEN ATTACK HU-CAESAR WITH KNIVES?! ET TU, BRUTE? HUL-CAESAR HURT! CAESAR ANGRY! CAESAR SMASH!!!"
Rook:"ummm....somebody gonna say something? "
Minmai :"Don't look at me I've got nothing that'll hurt him."
Annie:"what if we let Lancer sing to him?"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:45 pm
by taalismn
Lunk: "Let's send those guys that ambushed us outside that town that one time...You know the guys who mugged and gassed us?"
Village Mook with Gas Sprayer: "You sure we can't pay off our debt to you some other way? Didn't we already give you that big cannon?"
Lunk: (pushing guy towards park) "This is your interest payment on the installment plan! Now get in there and help Big Green there get some nap time. Don't forget your gas mask!"
Mook: (with gas mask on) "...so our own gas doesn't put us out?"
Lunk: "No, so you have an easier time of finding all your teeth!"(pushes the guys into the park)
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 11:39 pm
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:Lunk: "Let's send those guys that ambushed us outside that town that one time...You know the guys who mugged and gassed us?"
Village Mook with Gas Sprayer: "You sure we can't pay off our debt to you some other way? Didn't we already give you that big cannon?"
Lunk: (pushing guy towards park) "This is your interest payment on the installment plan! Now get in there and help Big Green there get some nap time. Don't forget your gas mask!"
Mook: (with gas mask on) "...so our own gas doesn't put us out?"
Lunk: "No, so you have an easier time of finding all your teeth!"(pushes the guys into the park)
Annie:"Dang wanted to see the fight ."
Lancer:"What fight?"
Annie:"nothing Lance nothing Love ya."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 9:51 am
by taalismn
(Flashback)
Village Gang Leader: "Okay, who's the idiot filled the tear gas tank with propane?"(the villagers are all looking at a slightly crisped and smouldering Lunk, Ariel, and Annie)
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:08 am
by Arnie100
Guy in suit: "Excuse me, miss...we're to collect our missing green friend..."
"HULK SMASH PUNY GUY IN SUIT!!!!"Guy in suit:
"He can stay..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 11:15 am
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:Guy in suit: "Excuse me, miss...we're to collect our missing green friend..."
"HULK SMASH PUNY GUY IN SUIT!!!!"Guy in suit:
"He can stay..."
"General Ross doesn't pay us enough for full skeletal reconstruction..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:59 pm
by Arnie100
Agent Caulson: "That's not in my contract, either"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 7:15 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:Agent Caulson: "That's not in my contract, either"
"You hacked your online contract records, didn't you?"
"Shhh..." 
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:42 pm
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Agent Caulson: "That's not in my contract, either"
"You hacked your online contract records, didn't you?"
"Shhh..."
Minmai :"But I wanted to get a chance to sing with Hulk.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 10:47 pm
by taalismn
batlchip wrote:[
Minmai :"But I wanted to get a chance to sing with Hulk.
"Jennifer's going to drink the rest of the office under the table after her big win in court; you can probably sneak into Karaoke Night. That will be your chance."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:21 pm
by SRoss
Unsuccessful UEG Campaign Messages
"VOTE MORAN, NOT EDWARDS! AND HULK BE NAKED IN NEXT FILM!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 10:34 am
by taalismn
"...Where DO you get shorts with elastic waistbands that strong, anyways?"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:04 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:"...Where DO you get shorts with elastic waistbands that strong, anyways?"
"HULK SHOP AT SAME CLOWN STORE AS HOMER." 
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:14 pm
by taalismn
..I'm trying to remember the page of the SpaceBattles "Tony Stark Aims to Please..." where they get Hulk a pickup truck(I can't remember what model it was) that can actually survive his big feet and brute strength....The Avengers are all on a Stark test track, laughing their heads off as a very pleased Hulk drives by(mind you, the top of the cab has been removed) grinning
"HULK LIKE LITTLE TRUCK! TRUCK -WORKS- FOR HULK!" This was crack even for a story thread that had Jennifer Walters coming out as She-Hulk during a date with Steve Rogers, resulting in a VERY funny sequence of previously terminally shy and near-death-experience-and-combat-stimulated(she punched out the pyromaniac villain who interrupted their date)Jennifer trying to rip the pants off a gentlemanly-shy Rogers, much to Tony Stark's amusement.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 3:53 am
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:..I'm trying to remember the page of the SpaceBattles "Tony Stark Aims to Please..." where they get Hulk a pickup truck(I can't remember what model it was) that can actually survive his big feet and brute strength....The Avengers are all on a Stark test track, laughing their heads off as a very pleased Hulk drives by(mind you, the top of the cab has been removed) grinning
"HULK LIKE LITTLE TRUCK! TRUCK -WORKS- FOR HULK!" This was crack even for a story thread that had Jennifer Walters coming out as She-Hulk during a date with Steve Rogers, resulting in a VERY funny sequence of previously terminally shy and near-death-experience-and-combat-stimulated(she punched out the pyromaniac villain who interrupted their date)Jennifer trying to rip the pants off a gentlemanly-shy Rogers, much to Tony Stark's amusement.
.Meanwhile ......Robert Downy:"Has anyone seen the bottom half of my suit?."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 7:49 pm
by taalismn
batlchip wrote:
.Meanwhile ......Robert Downy:"Has anyone seen the bottom half of my suit?."
Well, for a while there, Steve was protecting his boxer shorts with a garbage can lid....
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 11:33 pm
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:
.Meanwhile ......Robert Downy:"Has anyone seen the bottom half of my suit?."
Well, for a while there, Steve was protecting his boxer shorts with a garbage can lid....
Scarlet Joehanson :"I don't even want to know who took my thongs."
Lynn Kyle
looking at T.R.Edwards) "ummmm...."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:50 am
by Arnie100
batlchip wrote:taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:
.Meanwhile ......Robert Downy:"Has anyone seen the bottom half of my suit?."
Well, for a while there, Steve was protecting his boxer shorts with a garbage can lid....
Scarlet Joehanson :"I don't even want to know who took my thongs."
Lynn Kyle
looking at T.R.Edwards) "ummmm...."
Edwards: "I look good, don't I?" (Posing...)
Kyle:
"I think I'm gonna be sick..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:16 pm
by taalismn
Edwards:
"......
.who'd have believed Minmei knew how to perform an Atomic Wedgie?"Minmei: "Practice on my little cousin."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 7:59 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:Edwards:
"......
.who'd have believed Minmei knew how to perform an Atomic Wedgie?"Minmei: "Practice on my little cousin."
"I just wanted a soda..."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 8:36 pm
by taalismn
Jason Lynn: "RICK!!! RUN FOR IT!!! BEFORE SHE GETS HER CLAWS INTO YOU!!!"
Minmei:
"...that does it, cous. They're going to need a sounding rocket to unhook your underwear!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 2:31 am
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:Jason Lynn: "RICK!!! RUN FOR IT!!! BEFORE SHE GETS HER CLAWS INTO YOU!!!"
Minmei:
"...that does it, cous. They're going to need a sounding rocket to unhook your underwear!"
Scott :"Dear reader due to censorship laws the following scene s have been edited for your safety. "
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 5:16 pm
by taalismn
Robotech Master: "What was that acoustic disturbance we heard at twenty-three-zan?"
Science Master: "We have no idea. But multiple witnesses describe it sounded like an adolescent screaming their lungs out."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:46 pm
by Arnie100
(Macross City Hospital...)
Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 10:32 pm
by taalismn
And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:56 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....
Minmei's nuclear wedgie of death
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:22 am
by batlchip
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....
Minmei's nuclear wedgie of death
Hmmm, makes me wonder whatever happened to here aunt and uncle after the show
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:05 pm
by taalismn
batlchip wrote:[
Hmmm, makes me wonder whatever happened to here aunt and uncle after the show
Most likely aged and retired without a blood heir to their business. Possibly, because of the notoriety attached to the name, they sold the business to somebody else, and once the 'Macross glamor' wore off, the
White Dragon folded.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:02 am
by SRoss
Also, they failed to to into account the economic consequences of Dim Sum in a world with full-sized Zentraedi.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:01 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:(Macross City Hospital...)
Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:
Ironically, I just picked up a book on 'things doctors have found inside people'...plenty of x-rays. Vibrating cellphones seem to be a common theme....Also nail gun ammunition...and, of course surgical retractors and other paraphernalia...
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 4:39 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:(Macross City Hospital...)
Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:
Ironically, I just picked up a book on 'things doctors have found inside people'...plenty of x-rays. Vibrating cellphones seem to be a common theme....Also nail gun ammunition...and, of course surgical retractors and other paraphernalia...
Nail gun ammo...NVM...
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:26 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:[
Nail gun ammo...NVM...
Probably accompanied with the statement "Yeah, I know how to use this!", "Is this thing loaded?", "This is easy!" or "Yeah, what do you wa-!"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 5:28 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:[
Nail gun ammo...NVM...
Probably accompanied with the statement "Yeah, I know how to use this!", "Is this thing loaded?", "This is easy!" or "Yeah, what do you wa-!"
Don't forget the ever classic "
Anybody see where I left the Nail Gun."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 6:00 pm
by taalismn
"Yeah, these things are safe!"
Ironically these same lines would be used by RDF deep space workers while bolting plates in zero-gravity and vacuum. Also, in translation, Karbarrean zero-gee dockyard workers.
Needless to say, these guys weren't going to simply be getting skull patches and limb sutures for their troubles.
"Okay, that's a perfect example of Newtonian physics in action. It also proves that EVA suit faceplates aren't THAT well armored."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:33 pm
by Alpha 11
Arnie100 wrote:(Macross City Hospital...)
Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:
Jaws of life anyone?
taalismn wrote:And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....
Minmei's nuclear wedgie of death
batlchip wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:And thus we know why Jason disappears from the Macross continuity.....
Minmei's nuclear wedgie of death
Hmmm, makes me wonder whatever happened to here aunt and uncle after the show
They might have died in the last battle.
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:[
Hmmm, makes me wonder whatever happened to here aunt and uncle after the show
Most likely aged and retired without a blood heir to their business. Possibly, because of the notoriety attached to the name, they sold the business to somebody else, and once the 'Macross glamor' wore off, the
White Dragon folded.
Also could have happen.
SRoss wrote:Also, they failed to to into account the economic consequences of Dim Sum in a world with full-sized Zentraedi.
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:(Macross City Hospital...)
Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:
Ironically, I just picked up a book on 'things doctors have found inside people'...plenty of x-rays. Vibrating cellphones seem to be a common theme....Also nail gun ammunition...and, of course surgical retractors and other paraphernalia...
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:(Macross City Hospital...)
Doctor: "Dayum...that's in there tight..."
Medtech #1: "It's all the way up there..."
Medtech #2: "That's the worst case I've ever seen, doc. Looks inoperable."
Jason Lynn:
Ironically, I just picked up a book on 'things doctors have found inside people'...plenty of x-rays. Vibrating cellphones seem to be a common theme....Also nail gun ammunition...and, of course surgical retractors and other paraphernalia...
Nail gun ammo...NVM...
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:[
Nail gun ammo...NVM...
Probably accompanied with the statement "Yeah, I know how to use this!", "Is this thing loaded?", "This is easy!" or "Yeah, what do you wa-!"
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:[
Nail gun ammo...NVM...
Probably accompanied with the statement "Yeah, I know how to use this!", "Is this thing loaded?", "This is easy!" or "Yeah, what do you wa-!"
Don't forget the ever classic "
Anybody see where I left the Nail Gun."
taalismn wrote:"Yeah, these things are safe!"
Ironically these same lines would be used by RDF deep space workers while bolting plates in zero-gravity and vacuum. Also, in translation, Karbarrean zero-gee dockyard workers.
Needless to say, these guys weren't going to simply be getting skull patches and limb sutures for their troubles.
"Okay, that's a perfect example of Newtonian physics in action. It also proves that EVA suit faceplates aren't THAT well armored."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2016 11:38 pm
by SRoss
Is it Newtonian physics ... or Darwinian selection?
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 12:14 am
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:Is it Newtonian physics ... or Darwinian selection?
Both. That's the beauty of it.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 9:04 am
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:"Yeah, these things are safe!"
Ironically these same lines would be used by RDF deep space workers while bolting plates in zero-gravity and vacuum. Also, in translation, Karbarrean zero-gee dockyard workers.
Needless to say, these guys weren't going to simply be getting skull patches and limb sutures for their troubles.
"Okay, that's a perfect example of Newtonian physics in action. It also proves that EVA suit faceplates aren't THAT well armored."
So some one listenin to yellow dancer song at full blast could have a face plate go *crack in space.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 2:19 pm
by taalismn
batlchip wrote:[
So some one listenin to yellow dancer song at full blast could have a face plate go *crack in space.
"Somebody clearly wasn't listening during the orientation lecture on why 'nobody can hear you scream in space'."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:06 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:[
So some one listenin to yellow dancer song at full blast could have a face plate go *crack in space.
"Somebody clearly wasn't listening during the orientation lecture on why 'nobody can hear you scream in space'."
"Ppffttt...nothing compares to a Miley Cyrus song at full blast."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 4:13 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:[
"Ppffttt...nothing compares to a Miley Cyrus song at full blast."
Except the mega-particle beam counter-strike from low orbit.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:34 pm
by Arnie100
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:[
"Ppffttt...nothing compares to a Miley Cyrus song at full blast."
Except the mega-particle beam counter-strike from low orbit.
Which is countered by the combined double-punch of Justin Bieber and Kanye West.
"This surely will not win any points with the Zentraedi."
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 8:59 pm
by taalismn
Arnie100 wrote:[
Which is counterrd by the combined double-punch of Justim Bieber and Kanye West.
"
If that's Earth's hope, I'll trigger the Neutron-S missiles myself.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2016 11:22 pm
by batlchip
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:[
Which is counterrd by the combined double-punch of Justim Bieber and Kanye West.
"
If that's Earth's hope, I'll trigger the Neutron-S missiles myself.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 6:02 pm
by taalismn
Hey, I've got my towel.
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 11:22 pm
by SRoss
taalismn wrote:Hey, I've got my towel.
"
Isn't that the Invid towel?"
Re: Robotech Blooper Reels
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 12:59 pm
by taalismn
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Hey, I've got my towel.
"
Isn't that the Invid towel?"
With the little coral-colored Flowers of Life stitched into the design? Probably.