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Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Mommy someone stole my towel!"
Sera: "Mother, can you de-evolve him or something?"
Regis: "Believe me, dear...it's crossed my mind."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Mommy someone stole my towel!"
Sera: "Mother, can you de-evolve him or something?"
Regis: "Believe me, dear...it's crossed my mind."

Right now, with our public access computer systems down, and no IT relief in sight, I wouldn't mind being devolved to something that isn't likely to be bothered about 'when is the system going to be back up?!'

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Corg: "Mommy someone stole my towel!"
Sera: "Mother, can you de-evolve him or something?"
Regis: "Believe me, dear...it's crossed my mind."

Right now, with our public access computer systems down, and no IT relief in sight, I wouldn't mind being devolved to something that isn't likely to be bothered about 'when is the system going to be back up?!'

Sera: "Where's Corg?"

Regis: "He's volunteered for cybernetic experimentation."

Invid Roomba Corg: (Vacuuming the library floor) "This is humiliating..."

Arnie100 wrote:
Invid Roomba Corg: (Vacuuming the library floor) "This is humiliating..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:
Invid Roomba Corg: (Vacuuming the library floor) "This is humiliating..."

Command Roomba: <<YOU ARE HEREBY TRANSFERRED TO MCHS#69...YOU NOW HAVE PERMANENT BATHROOM DUTY!>>

batlchip wrote:Ya know know would be a great time to interduce Boris the Bear and the cosmic can opener but I don't think anyone would get it.
Corg::"Get what?"
The Terminator:"target aquired.Begin operation"Gender chang"

taalismn wrote:I'm officially killing off Whatley. Miskatonic's branch of Bureau 13 finally caught up with him back in 2015 and did him like his brother, with extreme prejudice and a healthy dollop of magically-enhanced pseudo-nuclear whupass.
He was an amusing Lovecraftian reference, but he became an increasingly lame fallback joke.
And while 'That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die', immortality can become intolerable when you're rendered a bad schtick. With 'Daddy' refusing his calls, Whatley realized that maybe he was better off dead, than doing innuendo-laced farce in Hoboken.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:I'm officially killing off Whatley. Miskatonic's branch of Bureau 13 finally caught up with him back in 2015 and did him like his brother, with extreme prejudice and a healthy dollop of magically-enhanced pseudo-nuclear whupass.
He was an amusing Lovecraftian reference, but he became an increasingly lame fallback joke.
And while 'That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die', immortality can become intolerable when you're rendered a bad schtick. With 'Daddy' refusing his calls, Whatley realized that maybe he was better off dead, than doing innuendo-laced farce in Hoboken.

T.R. Edwards: "Oh; thank God! No more tentacles in weird spots; especially trying to go THERE!"

taalismn wrote:Karita(Zenyraedi Micronization Chamber Operator):(facepalming) "No, I'm not responsible for shrinkage of your...parts..."

SRoss wrote:Grel: "I tell you this plan can't fail Lord Khyron. Everyone knows that Micronians are terrified of clowns."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Karita(Zenyraedi Micronization Chamber Operator):(facepalming) "No, I'm not responsible for shrinkage of your...parts..."

Grel: "Explain again, how I entered the chamber as a Zentraedi and came out a Smurf?"

Arnie100 wrote:Thousands of Smurf-Zents: "Lalalalalalalalalala..."
Papa-Dolza: (Glaring at Smurf-Grel...) "You're on permanent janitorial duty!"
Smurf-Grel:

(Zentraedi Mirconization Chamber Control Room...)

Musicaa: (Cackling maniacally) "This is too much fun! I'm beaming this video to Breetai's Flagship!"

(Breetai's Flagship...)

Zentreadi Tech: "MiLord, we're recieving a transmission from Dolza!"
Breetai: "Put it on the -- what the Protoculture?! (Views scene of thousands of Zent-Smurfs singing and Papa-Dolza...) Broadcast this to the Micronians!" (As he collapses to the floor, laughing)

(Bridge of the SDF-1...)

Claudia: "We're recieving a transmission from the -- OH, MY GOD!"

(The entire bridge crew and the captain burst into hysterical laughter...)

SRoss wrote:Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

Rand: "I'd like to have this cat neutered, please."
Vet: "Angry little munchkin, ain't he? How's you manage to calm him down?"
Rook: "Concussion grenades."
Vet: "Well, don't worry; after we snip, most critters calm right down."

taalismn wrote:Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

Annie: (Squirting the Pollinator witha water bottle) "Bad Muffins, bad."

Arnie100 wrote:Rabid Pollinator: (Staring at taalismn and brandishing switchblade...) {I ain't no freaking Gremlin, punk!}

Arnie100 wrote:Rabid Pollinator: {Well, f**k me sideways...} (Suddenly finds mouth being washed out with soap...)
Annie: "Mr. Cutie has such a potty mouth!"

Arnie100 wrote:Clone Tech: "It would be if only it would fit!"
Clone: "Helpmehelpmehelpme..."