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batlchip wrote:

taalismn wrote:"We're calling this particular mental state the 'Blue Stare of Death', though we occasionally have victims evolving to 'Swearing a Blue Streak'-"
(cut to a MAC III stomping across the landscape)
V.O. : "STAND-*STOMP*-STILL-*STOMP*-AND-*STOMP* DIE! *STOMP**STOMP*YOU*STOMP*LITTLE*STOMP*BLUE*STOMP*MOTHER-*STOMP*%&&#%^ @ERS!!!!!"*STOMP*

Arnie100 wrote:4 - Let Annie deal with them.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:4 - Let Annie deal with them.

"Oh thank you! Like I don't have enough unassimilated childhood trauma already?"
"Think of it as aggression release therapy."
"...I'm going to need a gun. I get to pick the gun. I need a bigger gun."

SRoss wrote:[

"Since their all clustered together may I recommend THIS gun?"

batlchip wrote:Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

"What do you bring firepower-wise to the table that Annie can't?"

Arnie100 wrote:[

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

"At least she's being honest about it."
"Right. Okay, let us grab our hearing protectors and our beers and we can watch blue heads exploding."
"You better save me a cold one of those when my set's finished."

Arnie100 wrote:[

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

"Sitting ducks?"
"No!"
"Braindead cannonfodder?"
"No-"
"Wusses?"
"NO!"

Arnie100 wrote:(On board the Zent-Smurf ship...)

Zent-Smurfs: "Lalalalalala..."
Rick Hunter: "OhmyGod...the HORROR..."

taalismn wrote:Ben Dixon: "FINALLY! An enemy I can beat up with impunity!"

SRoss wrote:Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

Rand: "I'd like to have this cat neutered, please."
Vet: "Angry little munchkin, ain't he? How's you manage to calm him down?"
Rook: "Concussion grenades."
Vet: "Well, don't worry; after we snip, most critters calm right down."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Regis: "Your new Invid form is designed to better destroy the hated Zentraedi..."

Corg: "Meow?"

Rand: "I'd like to have this cat neutered, please."
Vet: "Angry little munchkin, ain't he? How's you manage to calm him down?"
Rook: "Concussion grenades."
Vet: "Well, don't worry; after we snip, most critters calm right down."

Annie: "Hear that Mr. Snuggles? You'll be all better soon!"

Corg: "MEOW!?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Sera and Ariel: "Oooohhhh; Mmmmyyyy..."
Regis: "So; like your brother's new form?"
Sera: "Are you gonna have ALL the males have this procedure?"
Regis and Ariel:
Male Invid Cats:

SRoss wrote:Rem: "I don't care what it looks like, it teleports so it's gotta be a Pollinators!"

taalismn wrote:Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

Annie: (Squirting the Pollinator witha water bottle) "Bad Muffins, bad."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Vet: "Funny...looks like this cat's already been neutered..."
(Corg-Cat's cringing in his cage away from the side adjacent to the cage where the Rabid Pollinator's glowering, switchblade concealed behind its tail)

Annie: (Squirting the Pollinator witha water bottle) "Bad Muffins, bad."

"Don't feed them after midnight, and don't get them wet."

Arnie100 wrote:Rabid Pollinator: (Staring at taalismn and brandishing switchblade...) {I ain't no freaking Gremlin, punk!}

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Rabid Pollinator: (Staring at taalismn and brandishing switchblade...) {I ain't no freaking Gremlin, punk!}

In that case...
"I didn't tell you who I'd feed you TO...."
and....
"We clean out the cages here with a high-powered fire hose. Keeps us as far away from the bitting little buggers."

Arnie100 wrote:Rabid Pollinator: {Well, f**k me sideways...} (Suddenly finds mouth being washed out with soap...)
Annie: "Mr. Cutie has such a potty mouth!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Rabid Pollinator: {Well, f**k me sideways...} (Suddenly finds mouth being washed out with soap...)
Annie: "Mr. Cutie has such a potty mouth!"

Clone Master: "...that's not how you brainwash somebody...."
(pull back to show clone technician looking up from where he's got a liquid soap bottle jammed in another clone's ear)

Arnie100 wrote:Clone Tech: "It would be if only it would fit!"
Clone: "Helpmehelpmehelpme..."

batlchip wrote:Umm....er.....ah......no just no gonna walk away from this one. Besides that cat looks really miffed

Arnie100 wrote:"Too bad we don't have those transporter thingies from that ancient TV show...Trek Wars or something like that."
"Ancient?! That show is a classic!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Clone Tech: "It would be if only it would fit!"
Clone: "Helpmehelpmehelpme..."

Clone Master: "And what do you have to say for yourself, deviant?"
Clone Prisoner: (opens mouth and a stream of soap bubbles comes out)

Arnie100 wrote:Clone Master: "The prisoner still refuses to talk? Very well...bring out...the Bar of Soap!"
Prisoner: "Anything but THAT!"

taalismn wrote:Prisoner: "(Just)(try)(to)(make)(me)(talk)(You'll)(never)(get)(me)(to)(recant)(the)(ways)(of)(free)(thought)"

Arnie100 wrote:Clone Master: "Bring in the Zent-Smurfs!"
Prisoner: "Blue...EVERYWHERE...so much BLUE! And that 'LaLaLa'!"

taalismn wrote:"We're calling this particular mental state the 'Blue Stare of Death', though we occasionally have victims evolving to 'Swearing a Blue Streak'-"
(cut to a MAC III stomping across the landscape)
V.O. : "STAND-*STOMP*-STILL-*STOMP*-AND-*STOMP* DIE! *STOMP**STOMP*YOU*STOMP*LITTLE*STOMP*BLUE*STOMP*MOTHER-*STOMP*%&&#%^ @ERS!!!!!"*STOMP*

taalismn wrote:"So, Captain Gloval, what would you wish for if you had the chance?"
"Peace on Earth, an end to all wars....and the little bastards who TP'ed the SDF-1 last Halloween."


Khyron: "You morons...I trust you with a terror raid on the Micronian fortress in keeping with their own perverse cultural customs and..."

SRoss wrote:

batlchip wrote:

taalismn wrote:"We're calling this particular mental state the 'Blue Stare of Death', though we occasionally have victims evolving to 'Swearing a Blue Streak'-"
(cut to a MAC III stomping across the landscape)
V.O. : "STAND-*STOMP*-STILL-*STOMP*-AND-*STOMP* DIE! *STOMP**STOMP*YOU*STOMP*LITTLE*STOMP*BLUE*STOMP*MOTHER-*STOMP*%&&#%^ @ERS!!!!!"*STOMP*

Clearly they forgot the rules...

1 - Nuke the Smurfs...

2 - Nuke them til they glow...

3 - Shoot them in the dark...

Arnie100 wrote:4 - Let Annie deal with them.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:4 - Let Annie deal with them.

"Oh thank you! Like I don't have enough unassimilated childhood trauma already?"
"THink of it as aggression release therapy."
"...I'm going to need a gun. I get to pick the gun. I need a bigger gun."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:4 - Let Annie deal with them.

"Oh thank you! Like I don't have enough unassimilated childhood trauma already?"
"Think of it as aggression release therapy."
"...I'm going to need a gun. I get to pick the gun. I need a bigger gun."

"Since their all clustered together may I recommend THIS gun?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

"Since their all clustered together may I recommend THIS gun?"

"Still too small."
"Annie! We're NOT re-setting the universe again!"

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "Oh; poo, you people are no fun..."

batlchip wrote:Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

"What do you bring firepower-wise to the table that Annie can't?"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

batlchip wrote:Minmai *carefully sticking her head in the room*
:"can I shoot them?"

"What do you bring firepower-wise to the table that Annie can't?"

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

"At least she's being honest about it."
"Right. Okay, let us grab our hearing protectors and our beers and we can watch blue heads exploding."
"You better save me a cold one of those when my set's finished."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Minmei: "My voice..."
"Is that a good thing or a terrible thing..."
Minmei: "Hhhhhheeeyyyy!!"

"At least she's being honest about it."
"Right. Okay, let us grab our hearing protectors and our beers and we can watch blue heads exploding."
"You better save me a cold one of those when my set's finished."

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

"Sitting ducks?"
"No!"
"Braindead cannonfodder?"
"No-"
"Wusses?"
"NO!"

batlchip wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Minmei: "I'll have you know my voice enthralled millions of warriors and turned them into - "
"Pansies?"
Minmei:

"Sitting ducks?"
"No!"
"Braindead cannonfodder?"
"No-"
"Wusses?"
"NO!"

"Lap dogs"
No!
"Japanese fan girls"
"Umm,sorta"

taalismn wrote:"Fanboys?"
"Closer."
"I'm guessing better?"
"No, come closer so I can hit you."

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I'm being serious here! I have TALENT!"

Minmei: ""I hate you people."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I'm being serious here! I have TALENT!"

Minmei: ""I hate you people."

Regess: "Step aside, let me show you how its done."

(Starts singing Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit.)

"I don't know if its her singing or the cloud of Protoculture spores she's extruding? But I'm really tripping here."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I'm being serious here! I have TALENT!"

Minmei: ""I hate you people."

Regess: "Step aside, let me show you how its done."

(Starts singing Jefferson Airplane's White Rabbit.)

"I don't know if its her singing or the cloud of Protoculture spores she's extruding? But I'm really tripping here."

"At least she's not singing The Age of Acquarius! The musical that's from is crazy."

Arnie100 wrote:"You've been at the Flower of Life spors again, have't you?!"
"No, I swear! I was watching the musical Hair!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"You've been at the Flower of Life spors again, have't you?!"
"No, I swear! I was watching the musical Hair!"

You read my mind.....

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"You've been at the Flower of Life spors again, have't you?!"
"No, I swear! I was watching the musical Hair!"

You read my mind.....

Imagine the Regis singing this: https://m.youtube.com/?gl=AU#/watch?v=ZCZDWZFtyWY

SRoss wrote:
Edwards (Looking up at the Regess) "Great! We came as the same character..."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:
Edwards (Looking up at the Regess) "Great! We came as the same character..."

Kyle: (Glaring at the sky...) "Why was I paired with this loser?! Was I so bad in a previous life that I was reincarnated into THIS one?!"
Voice From Heaven: "Why; yes, Kyle! That's exactly what happened! You were a loser and you'll always be a loser! Just like that other loser! Your souls are connected in a profound way! Yes, Kyle...you and Edwards are...SOULMATES!"
Kyle: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Imitating Voice From Heaven...) "I've ALWAYS wanted to do that! Payback for all those headaches you two gave me! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

SRoss wrote:
Scott: (Nudging Kyle) "You think that's bad! The Flower of Life is her Opening Act."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:
Scott: (Nudging Kyle) "You think that's bad! The Flower of Life is her Opening Act."

It gers worse...Scott's Weed-and-Feed is sponsoring her Broadway show....

Arnie100 wrote:Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Haydonites: <<Negative! We wish to survive!>>
Haydonite: <<Cowards!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

SRoss wrote:
Louie: "Wow! Who knew that the Haydonites got their power cells from the same people who made batteries for the Galaxy Note 7?"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Haydonites: <<Negative! We wish to survive!>>
Haydonite: <<Cowards!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

Louie: "Wow! Who knew that the Haydonites got their power cells from the same people who made batteries for the Galaxy Note 7?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Haydonites: <<Negative! We wish to survive!>>
Haydonite: <<Cowards!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

Louie: "Wow! Who knew that the Haydonites got their power cells from the same people who made batteries for the Galaxy Note 7?"

This. Designers of booby-trapped technology falling to defective batteries.
Not since the Robotech Masters outfitted their Bioroid fleet with Takata airbags....

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Haydonite: <<Help me, fellow Haydonites!>>
Haydonites: <<Negative! We wish to survive!>>
Haydonite: <<Cowards!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

Louie: "Wow! Who knew that the Haydonites got their power cells from the same people who made batteries for the Galaxy Note 7?"

This. Designers of booby-trapped technology falling to defective batteries.
Not since the Robotech Masters outfitted their Bioroid fleet with Takata airbags....

Cylon: <<Oh, frak me!!>>
FFFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOMMMMMPPPPPPP!!!!!

Arnie100 wrote:Borg #1: "Surrender your ships...your culture and technology --"
Borg #2: "Wait...scans have detected...Samsung technology..."
Borg #1: "Never mind...your culture and technology is useless to us..."

Arnie100 wrote:The real reason the first Death Star exploded...

The Emperor: "Which of you morons left behind a Samsung S7?!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:The real reason the first Death Star exploded...

The Emperor: "Which of you morons left behind a Samsung S7?!"

IG-88 thought downloading Windows to facilitate its taking over the Death Star was a major victory over the meatbags..

taalismn wrote:IG-88 also forgot to put up proper firewalls when it was scanning the Holonet for 'ways to kill humans and other vermin'...this resulted in its e-mail sending viruses to, among others, the Awareness....

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:IG-88 also forgot to put up proper firewalls when it was scanning the Holonet for 'ways to kill humans and other vermin'...this resulted in its e-mail sending viruses to, among others, the Awareness....

(Somewhere on Haydon...)

<<YOU HAVE MAIL...>>

The Awareness: <<Really now? Who could be send -- >>

FFFFFFFFWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOMMMMPPPPPP!!!!

SRoss wrote:[
He thought it was from Julian Assange.