Robotech Blooper Reels

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 2:11 am

Captain Komodo: :shock:

"She looks HOT in green!"

(Nova-Hulk turns and faces Komodo...)

Captain Komodo: :frazz:

"Oh, S**T..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 1:06 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Captain Komodo: "She looks HOT in green!"

(Nova-Hulk turns and faces Komodo..."

Captain Komodo: "Oh, S**T..."

Charon: "Hmmm, I never had anyone who died from a pulverized pelvis before..." :-?

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 5:17 pm

Captain Komodo: "I was trying to give her a compliment! I think she looks good in green..."
Nova-Hulk: NOVA-HULK HEARD THAT! NOVA-HULK SMASH!!!!!!
Charon: :shock:

"How did she get down here?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:21 pm

Major Fredericks: (standing next to a virtually mummified Komodo in the ICU) "So.....does the carpet match the drapes?"

IceGuard Troopr:(looking at centerfold) "I'd say so..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:56 pm

taalismn wrote:Major Fredericks: (standing next to a virtually mummified Komodo in the ICU) "So.....does the carpet match the drapes?"

IceGuard Troopr:(looking at centerfold) "I'd say so..."

Vanitch: "As far as we can tell sir, that's when a big green meteor landed on the Trooper and cracked the ice shelf down the middle of the base."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:34 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Major Fredericks: (standing next to a virtually mummified Komodo in the ICU) "So.....does the carpet match the drapes?"

IceGuard Troopr:(looking at centerfold) "I'd say so..."

Vanitch: "As far as we can tell sir, that's when a big green meteor landed on the Trooper and cracked the ice shelf down the middle of the base."

(Vanitch suddenly feels someone tapping his shoulder...)

Vanitch: :frazz:

"Should I turn around?"
Major Fredericks: :shock:

"No. 'Bye!" (Frederick's turns and runs as fast as he can go...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:27 pm

Zor Prime: "Dana...Dana...I just can't...I just can't....."(lowers his head, shaking in anguish)
Dana: (moving closer)"Zor, what is it? You can't WHAT?"
Zor: "...I can't remember my next $$^$%^$ing lines...."
Dana: "...

..."
Zor Prime looks up, red-faced and grinning sheepishly as the cast and crew crack up, mouthing 'blooper reel'....

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:26 pm

Nova: "Damn it Dana! Zor already told me your hiding an alien, bring her out or I'll have my men ser...."

(Cellphone rings - Musica sheepishly steps out of the closet.)

Everyone: (Pointing) :lol:

"And that's a case of beer!" :lol:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:31 pm

Khyron: (during the attack on the SDF-1 in the Pacific) "And Geraro,...don't forget your 'souvenir'."
Geraro: "My 'laundry'? Ohm no, I won't...forget...my..oh damn..."
(Khyron facepalms while Grel holds his hand cellphone style up to his mouth)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 12:18 am

Director: "Cut...cut...what's the matter with you people?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:42 pm

Lisa Hayes shows up at the door to Rick Hunter's apartment, post-Christmas.
Rick and Minmei stare at Lisa in a long, tension-filled shot.
Lisa: "Ah...Avon Lady! Can I interest you in some affordable cosmetics? Or maybe some magazine subscriptions?" :oops:

Rick slumps against the door jamb, cracking up, while Minmei mimes choking.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:37 am

taalismn wrote:Lisa Hayes shows up at the door to Rick Hunter's apartment, post-Christmas.
Rick and Minmei stare at Lisa in a long, tension-filled shot.
Lisa: "Ah...Avon Lady! Can I interest you in some affordable cosmetics? Or maybe some magazine subscriptions?"
Rick slumps against the door jamb, cracking up, while Minmei mimes choking.

Director: "CUT! I can't believe the people they get nowadays! Look you Old Sourpuss, MORE EMOTION! MORE SHOCK! MORE SURPRISE!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:47 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Lisa Hayes shows up at the door to Rick Hunter's apartment, post-Christmas.
Rick and Minmei stare at Lisa in a long, tension-filled shot.
Lisa: "Ah...Avon Lady! Can I interest you in some affordable cosmetics? Or maybe some magazine subscriptions?"
Rick slumps against the door jamb, cracking up, while Minmei mimes choking.

Director: "CUT! I can't believe the people they get nowadays! Look you Old Sourpuss, MORE EMOTION! MORE SHOCK! MORE SURPRISE!"

WHOMP!

Director: (Clutching his impacted crotch) "Yeah! Like that!" :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:50 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Director: (Clutching his impacted crotch) "Yeah! Like that!"

Minmei: "Lisa, use the reclining chair. It has more heft. I use it on Kyle all the time."
Rick: "Been working out?"
Minmei: "Don't you know it!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:04 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Director: (Clutching his impacted crotch) "Yeah! Like that!"

Minmei: "Lisa, use the reclining chair. It has more heft. I use it on Kyle all the time."
Rick: "Been working out?"
Minmei: "Don't you know it!"

Tim Taylor: "Besides, I upgraded the thing with...MORE POWER! Everything could use the right amount of power; you know?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:34 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

Tim Taylor: "Besides, I upgraded the thing with...MORE POWER! Everything could use the right amount of power; you know?"

Minmei: "Sorry, Tim, it's not the power recliner aspect I'm interested in. It's the MASS. I'm not seating Kyle in it, I'm dropping it on him. Or maybe throwing it at him."
Kyle: (coming up next to Rick)"Seriously, she bowls overhand, and not just because she can't figure out how to do it pro-UMPH!"
Minmei: "Oops...sorry, Rick, I hope that cabinet wasn't valuable."
Rick: "No, it was Ikea....which is why it's kinda surprising Kyle didn't shrug that off."
Minmei: "Okay, mass AND velocity."
Lisa: "You practicing for the Highland Games, girl?"
(Minmei mimes tossing a caber)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:53 pm

Rick: "Besides, we all saw what happened when you gave Ben's ejection seat MORE POWER."

Cut to: Ben's legs sticking out of the studio ceiling.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:39 pm

SRoss wrote:Rick: "Besides, we all saw what happened when you gave Ben's ejection seat MORE POWER."

Cut to: Ben's legs sticking out of the studio ceiling.

(Pan down to show the hole in the floor...this is actually the fifth floor of the studio complex.)

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:30 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick: "Besides, we all saw what happened when you gave Ben's ejection seat MORE POWER."

Cut to: Ben's legs sticking out of the studio ceiling.

(Pan down to show the hole in the floor...this is actually the fifth floor of the studio complex.)

And that was the ejection seat guess who worked on the anti-grav engines and the space fold engine too.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 11:59 am

batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick: "Besides, we all saw what happened when you gave Ben's ejection seat MORE POWER."

Cut to: Ben's legs sticking out of the studio ceiling.

(Pan down to show the hole in the floor...this is actually the fifth floor of the studio complex.)

And that was the ejection seat guess who worked on the anti-grav engines and the space fold engine too.

Thermite actually.

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 10:44 pm

SRoss wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick: "Besides, we all saw what happened when you gave Ben's ejection seat MORE POWER."

Cut to: Ben's legs sticking out of the studio ceiling.

(Pan down to show the hole in the floor...this is actually the fifth floor of the studio complex.)

And that was the ejection seat guess who worked on the anti-grav engines and the space fold engine too.

Thermite actually.

Starbuck"wait you used thermite?!For what?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 12:38 am

batlchip wrote:
SRoss wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Rick: "Besides, we all saw what happened when you gave Ben's ejection seat MORE POWER."

Cut to: Ben's legs sticking out of the studio ceiling.

(Pan down to show the hole in the floor...this is actually the fifth floor of the studio complex.)

And that was the ejection seat guess who worked on the anti-grav engines and the space fold engine too.

Thermite actually.

Starbuck"wait you used thermite?!For what?"

Propellent

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:52 am

Tim Taylor: :-?

"Maybe I put too much...nnaaahh..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 8:58 pm

Meet Ben Dixon, Robotech's equivalent of the Muppets' Beaker.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 9:17 pm

taalismn wrote:Meet Ben Dixon, Robotech's equivalent of the Muppets' Beaker.

Ben: "I'm not that bad..." :cry:

Roy: "He does have a point, though!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 13, 2017 11:15 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Meet Ben Dixon, Robotech's equivalent of the Muppets' Beaker.

Ben: "I'm not that bad..."
Roy: "He does have a point, though!"

Swept-up hair, large eyes. Dies of experimental systems malfunction....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 3:34 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Meet Ben Dixon, Robotech's equivalent of the Muppets' Beaker.

Ben: "I'm not that bad..."
Roy: "He does have a point, though!"

Swept-up hair, large eyes. Dies of experimental systems malfunction....

Roy:

"That describes you perfectly!"
Ben: :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:44 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Meet Ben Dixon, Robotech's equivalent of the Muppets' Beaker.

Ben: "I'm not that bad..."
Roy: "He does have a point, though!"

Swept-up hair, large eyes. Dies of experimental systems malfunction....

Roy: "That describes you perfectly!"
Ben:

Adam: "Normally we'd be using Buster for an experiment like this."

Jamie: "But he would very likely not survive and we'd lose a very important testing tool."

Adam: "So we've opted to use Ben instead."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 14, 2017 8:49 pm

And Ben discovers why Beaker makes high-pitched keening noises......
It's screaming....

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:05 am

taalismn wrote:And Ben discovers why Beaker makes high-pitched keening noises......
It's screaming....

But the hazard pay and overtime Beaker makes has got to be worth it. And while he does take alot of punishment,he never actually gets killed.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 15, 2017 3:26 pm

batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:And Ben discovers why Beaker makes high-pitched keening noises......
It's screaming....

But the hazard pay and overtime Beaker makes has got to be worth it. And while he does take alot of punishment,he never actually gets killed.

Well, admittedly, he DID once manage to get away with model Petra Němcová.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 20, 2017 10:38 pm

"Micronians...and their so-called 'culture'...so...corrupting..."
"...like wow..."
".....outasight..."
(Khyron's gunship in the jungle...control room...Khyron, Grel, and Azonia are lounging out on the bridge, all smoking ENORMOUS joints and stoned out of their heads. Khyron's waving his arm like he's trying to find an argument there, Grel's just nodding at everything he sez, Azonia's enraptured watching dust particles in the sunlight coming through the windows. Pretty much every other crewmember in sight is toking out. It's obvious verey little repair work has been done.)

"Police report another big battlepod raid on the convenience stores of the south end of the city."
"Another munchies raid?"
"Looks like it."
"Okay, leave the convoys of corn chips where Khyron can find them, and ease the destroid line back from them to cover the civilians' evacuation."
"They;re taking the bait.....and the trucks. No move towards the protoculture warehouses. They're retreating. No casualties reported,"
"Again, I must complement you for your innovative plan, Mister Chong."
"It was a honor to be of service, Admiral Gloval."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 12:01 am

"However; make sure the teams are wearing HAZMAT suits, da? We don't want our troops affected."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:53 pm

"You know, I think I figured out what your problem REALLY is, mister!"
"Oh, and pray tell, what is that, my little micronian prisoner? I'm rather interested in finding out!"
"You're blue. That suggests you're cyanotic; not getting enough oxygen."
"That?! That's preposterous! Is that best you can come up wi-urghk!*gasp*'ggggggggaaaaaaaaaaahhhppppppp##THUD##
"...Way to go, Minmei, you killed him. That, however, still leaves us in this stupid cage."
"Step back and find some cover. Kyle. I can do other things with my voice. Like this- MAUD'DIB!!!!!!!!!!"
>*SHATTER*<

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 8:58 pm

"We have worm sighting the likes of which God hasn't even seen.'
"You've been breathing the weed again, haven't you?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 9:38 pm

"I don't know what you're tripping on, Minmei, but it makes my alcohol habit look positively benign!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:10 pm

taalismn wrote:"I don't know what you're tripping on, Minmei, but it makes my alcohol habit look positively benign!"

"Ok, what idiot slipped Melange into the weed?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:32 pm

"Oh, for crying out loud! Are you FINISHED in there yet?! Other people have to go too! Or did you DIE in there?!"
(POV pulls back to show the restroom door where Max Sterling got his 'disguise'. There's a line of Zentraedi waiting anxiously to use it)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:22 am

taalismn wrote:"Oh, for crying out loud! Are you FINISHED in there yet?! Other people have to go too! Or did you DIE in there?!"
(POV pulls back to show the restroom door where Max Sterling got his 'disguise'. There's a line of Zentraedi waiting anxiously to use it)

Max: "I feel sorry for the janitor who has to clean this place. Thank God for the sealed canopy!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:25 pm

To add insult to injury, the Zentraedi Max knocked out would later be advised to add more fiber to his diet...

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 1:56 am

taalismn wrote:To add insult to injury, the Zentraedi Max knocked out would later be advised to add more fiber to his diet...

Minmai:"eeeewww that's just na-(Barry Manalow walks up and slaps in the face with a tuna)
Barry M.:"coco cabana sucker!

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 3:36 pm

taalismn wrote:To add insult to injury, the Zentraedi Max knocked out would later be advised to add more fiber to his diet...

To make it even worse, he WAS the Janitor!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:22 pm

(outside Mars Base Sara)
"Now, while the micronian battlefortress is trapped by our gravitational mines! ATTACK! ATTACK! Attack! ...why isn't anybody attacking?"
"...we can't move, milord..."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN"T MOVE?! I'LL SHOW YOU -MOVE-!!!!! WATCH THIS!!!!....well, by the protoculture, I can't move..."
"Told you."
#*BLAM*#
"So you did, but you don't have to point it out! Now, the next question, is WHY can't we move? Is this some sort of infernal micronian deviltry-""
"Sir? The micronians, they're withdrawing to their ship and taking off!"
"They're escaping?! How can this be?! The gravitational mines should be hold-...Grel, where did you set the gravitational mines?"
<<"At the coordinates you sent me! Here, at these coordinates!">>
"Okay.....Grel, you dumbkof! This is the TACTICAL MAP! THESE COORDINATES HERE ARE WHERE THE MICRONIAN BASE IS!!! -HERE_ IS WHERE WE SET UP OUR AMBUSH! YOU GOT THE DAMN MAP REVERSED!!!!"
"Sir, the micronians are leaving atmos-"
#*BLAM*#
"Don't point out the obvious!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 8:36 pm

Grel is now in charge of the Janitorial division...

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jan 23, 2017 10:22 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Grel is now in charge of the Janitorial division...

Later.

Zentraedi Malcontent: "Another successful raid. To celebrate, we're having Mexican food!"

Grel: (In the bathroom with a mop and bucket) "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 12:10 am

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Grel is now in charge of the Janitorial division...

Later.

Zentraedi Malcontent: "Another successful raid. To celebrate, we're having Mexican food!"

Grel: (In the bathroom with a mop and bucket) "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Zentraedi Malcontent: :twisted:

"Not just ordinary Mexican food! TACO BELL!"
Grel: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 6:14 pm

(Meanwhile, back on Mars)
Khyron: "Heeelllllllllooooooooo....anybody? We're still stuck here!!! Will somebody turn the damned mines OFF?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 8:58 pm

taalismn wrote:(Meanwhile, back on Mars)
Khyron: "Heeelllllllllooooooooo....anybody? We're still stuck here!!! Will somebody turn the damned mines OFF?!"

Exedor: "Think we should tell him the power cells on those mines ran out?"

Breeti: "Naa..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 24, 2017 9:11 pm

Khyron: "Is it just me, or does that moon seem to be getting closer?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jan 25, 2017 1:36 am

taalismn wrote:Khyron: "Is it just me, or does that moon seem to be getting closer?"

Grel: "MiLord, I have to tell you something..."
Khyron: "Get back to the Janitorial Division where you belong!"

Grel: "But; MiLord, we aren't on the planet the Micronians call Mars..."
Khyron: "OOOUUUUUTTTT!!"
Grel: "Don't say I didn't warn you..."