What did the Regis say to the Regent? (Humorous)

Princedarkstorm · Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:23 pm

Death by Reflex cannon gives a whole new meaning for baldness

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Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:31 pm

How the new cure for baldness............ Reflex cannons energy! Cures baldness!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:45 pm

Gives ya funky hair colors, without messy dyes!

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:15 pm

It also eliminates dandruff! All in one shot!

Princedarkstorm · Thu Jan 03, 2008 3:31 am

And half blind barbers as well !

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:25 pm

But it can restore hair on anyone! Even the Regis of the Invid!

:::The regis steps out from behind a curtain to display her long, lustrous red hair.:::

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 6:33 pm

Princedarkstorm wrote:And half blind barbers as well !

SWeeney Todd promptly gets squashed after trying to slice a Zentraedi throat...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:03 pm

Wouldn't that be like squishing a mosquito?

Good thing the Zentraedi were not canabals. Imagine putting RDF pilots on a spit after catching them. I mean if they were like the giants of legend we might have been in some trouble. :-(

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:27 pm

Regent walking in on Regis and Zor.Oh that's not right!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:29 pm

Regis walking in on Zor and the Regent...even worse...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:32 pm

That is a very distribing image! ARGGHH!!! Stop it Taalismn! Please make the image go away!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:35 pm

Imagine how the Regis must feel...and what with the racial memory and networked minds...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:37 pm

That would be a horrible thing to have in the racial memory! :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:43 pm

Aramanthus wrote:That would be a horrible thing to have in the racial memory!

It would explain Marlene/Ariel's amnesia...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:45 pm

I would not want to remember that either!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:50 pm

"So, Ariel...what WAS the real reason behind the Regis's split with the Regent?"
"Why it was..ARGH!!!!....who are you? who am i? i can't remember..."
"Oboy..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jan 03, 2008 7:53 pm

And suddenly Ariel is in the grips of this energy being who is asking her "Who are you? What do you want?"

Princedarkstorm · Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:06 am

In the words of Al Bundy "I am blinded " :eek:

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taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 7:40 pm

Sera: Help me, love, I think the blindness is permanent."
Lunk: "Er, Sera...Lancer's sitting on your right...and that's NOT his hand you're holding..."
Lancer: "Your face going to be okay?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:32 pm

Dairugger XV wrote:After a REF xenobiologist "corrects" Sera's vision:

Sera: I have this sudden urge to work on matter-antimatter power source.

Lancer: That's it. You've had entirely too much TNG.

Louie: "I can do that!"*WHAM!*
Grant: "No you can't...LaForge had better peripheral vision...and LeVar Burton made him look GOOD..."

Princedarkstorm · Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:23 am

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 4:28 am

ROFLMAO!!

Those were great!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:39 am

African American+Shades=Blade, LaForge, Agent J
White Guy+Shades=Agent Smith(the BLues Brothers don't count)

Princedarkstorm · Sat Jan 05, 2008 11:56 am

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 12:51 pm

Not going anywhere NEAR 'Romeo and Juliet'...Though Hamlet with the THree Robotech Masters playing the respective roles of Claudius, King Hamlet, and Polonius, Zor Prime as YOung Hamlet, Karno as Laertes, Musica as OPhelia, General Emerson as Fortinbras, Unidentified Female CLone Master as Gertrude, Dana Sterling as Horatio(feel the sexual tension already?). the 15th ATAC as the Players, Niles Cochrane and Colonel Fredericks as Rosencrantz and Guildenstern...

Or alternatively, cast Dante as Horatio or Laertes, and Leonard as Polonius, and Dana Sterling as Ophelia...

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 5:27 pm

The new trend.............Robotech mixed with the classic literature!

Next the Tale of Arabian Knights combined with Robotech to create a world wonderful tales of heroism, passionate love. Jinn, Efeert, all from the quiet cockpit of the veritech.

Princedarkstorm · Sun Jan 06, 2008 1:08 am

Well ,It had to happen sometime.

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 3:58 am

Well it is considered classic literature! So I had to do it!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 07, 2008 11:11 am

The Seven Voyages of Rick Hunter?

Princedarkstorm · Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:17 pm

The Masters of the world?

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 12:30 am

We have ask Lisa and Minmei about the success of those 7 voyages of Rick Hunter!

Princedarkstorm · Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:47 am

THe Golden Proculture?

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:19 pm

Yeah The "Golden Voyage of Robobtech" become the newest classic.

Princedarkstorm · Tue Jan 08, 2008 4:55 pm

Or the Golden Compass?

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 5:15 pm

But I never knew that Robotech was a religion. :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:48 pm

"Sense and Protoculture Sensibility"
"Snows of Reflex Point"
"Lord Jim "Lunk" Cooper"

Princedarkstorm · Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:12 am

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 7:20 pm

"Moby Rick"(Lisa Hayes Hunter's sensationalized account of her long pursuit of her future husband)
"Veritech and SuperVeritech"
"Lost Horizont"
"The Bodycount of Monte Cristo"
"The Gunpods of Navarrone"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:41 pm

ROFLMAO!!! Those were good!

The Veritech has Landed!
The Taming of Minmei!
Force 10 from Macross!

Princedarkstorm · Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:22 am

Coolness !!!

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:10 pm

"To Kill a Mockingbird"(cover shot of a Fighter Pod going after Rick Hunter's sportsplane)
"I, Claudia"
"Claudia the Queen"
"The Witches of the Wardroom"
"Dolza the Rain of Death God"

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:00 pm

LMAO!! Good ones!

King Kyle (Should be about the right size for his ego.)
A Night in the Aircraft Museum.
A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Macross.
Those Daring Young Men and their valkyries.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:14 pm

CVS Prometheus Unbound
A Tale of Two Superdimensional Fortresses
The Mayor of Macross
The Secret Flower of LIfe Garden

"In Flanders fields the Flowers of Life blow..."

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:24 pm

Horatio Hunter.
Max Identity.
Max Supremacy.
Max Ultimatum.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:33 pm

Last of the Quadronos

Aramanthus · Unread post by **Aramanthus** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:37 pm

Kill Minmei vol1
Kill Minmei vol2

AuroraKet · Unread post by **AuroraKet** » Thu Jan 10, 2008 11:34 pm

Aramanthus wrote:Kill Minmei vol1
Kill Minmei vol2

I can just imagine how many adoring fans that would have.

Heehee.

Fans everywhere would cheer.

Princedarkstorm · Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:17 am

My dvd collection keeps growing and growing.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:17 pm

SCott Bernard of the Antarctic
The Sign of the Three---a Robotech Mystery

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:05 am

The big Skull One
Zentradei Dawn
Veritech Down
BattlePod High
Weekend at Dana's
Kyron The Backstabber
:-P

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